Skyblock: The Great Potato War
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- Опубликовано: 12 ноя 2019
- absolutely obliterating my career by going on hiatus for a month just to ruin one guy's day specifically
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"Anxiety" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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& outro:
"Comin Round the Mountain" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Игры
YOU ARE THE WORST
L
im a squid kid no u
im a squid kid re
god bless your soul
LMAO
Just one more time, I have to watch this one more time.
same bruh
i know what you mean
Same but im not watching this for the final time
Same
Crying rn lmao
Squid: YOU AFK’D FOR 12 HOURS
Technoblade: it was a good painting
LMAO
Banana u copied >:(
Hkun Aung i was just quoting one of my favourite bits from the video
@@smokingdatclipzypack 9:26 lol
Pinked Woopsie just removed the really
@@BananaWasTaken does it really matter?
Let this video become an immortal reminder of the lengths someone's ADHD will go to in order to be the best at something only one other person cares about
This comment is perfect
Every now and then I always find myself back at his videos watching them again and again
lmao
Wait how is this related to ADHD, if anything wouldn't ADHD make you not do this?
@@gavinsepicgaming9835 ADHD includes an infamous ability to hyper focus on specific tasks.
The long version:
Adhd is not low attention, it is the lack of an ability to efficiently produce and or interact with dopamine, this means that people with adhd will search out any and all stimulation they can; because of this when a constant supply of dopamine presents itself to those with adhd they will focus on the source for as long as they can, hence why video games, drugs, pornography, and other addictive substances are common among those affected by adhd.
No matter how many times I watch his videos I’ll never get tired of watching them. It’s strange hearing his voice even though he’s gone but it still makes me laugh hearing his jokes.
TECNOBLADE NEVER DIES, fly high king. Give them hell in the afterlife.
I'm still making fanarts of him, and talking about him alot.
Tho my friends think I'm weird but I believe he should not be forgotten.
NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
Honestly greatest of all time, the certified GOAT
everyone: Where did techno go?
Technoblade: So I did some off-camera grinding...
*i FARM all day*
*i FARM all night*
@@j4hs179 i FARM all seeds
'Till those 'tatoes are inside
@@warp5532 I farm your mom
this comment is fuckin great
ye
“You afk’d on my island for like 12 hours!”
“It was a good painting!”
*l u l*
People at art museums be like
lololol
Why afk on other people's island is bad ?
@@Anistotle did u watch the technoblade potato war series or what
Coming back here after Wilbur. Wilbur was my go to for comfort after Techno died. Now I'm just back here again. Its good to hear techno's voice again.
Gods. Yeah. I don’t know what’s wrong with Wilbur, but techno is obviously better at this point.
if slimecicle turns out to be a terrible person or smth like that ill actually go feral at this point
@@bugmen4849 Slimcicle, Schlatt, or Markiplier for me
@@TyrantofArson if Markiplier turns out a bad guy, i'm deleting internet.
I’m sticking with ranboo and aimsey if they do something bad I might just die
( edit: you know what, I’m ignoring the minecraft community other that hermitcraft and ESMP yters )
4 years ago I was a freshman in high school, now I’m in college. God bless Technoblade we miss you, and watching these videos proves you’ll never die
I was a freshman in quarantine and that’s when I first came across him, still a great comfort.
Maybe, if you drop out it will will him back into existance
“I’m going to go afk now bye”
“WHY”
This got a good chuckle outta me
same hahahhaa
(._.)
Welp it’s potato time
At 8:19 how what button is that which makes it zoom in
@@miladjabri4463 It's a mod called Optifine which optimizes the game and also adds this zoom option. Standard it's on left control I think
“YOU AFKED ON MY SERVER FOR _12_ HOURS”
“IT WAS A GOOD PAINTING”
13/10 response
Lmfao
Underrated comment
Speech level 100
English 1000
Technokira?
Finding myself back here again after Squid's newest upload. He's grown a lot and even got a #1 spot himself! In pork no less haha. I bet you'd have loved that. I'm proud of him.
It's been 4 years, yet here I am quoting along with every single word you say. I still know the whole video by heart.
It's been close to 2 years since you left us. We haven't forgotten you. We never will. Technoblade never dies, after all
I’m sobbing
#1 in pork, man held a grudge 💀
@@Ilias2 it wasn't a grudge, that was a secondary project he had meanwhile he was in the Potato War, after years, he came back to becoming the 1# PorkChop King. And gonna be honest: is a very wholesome video, showing how much effort he needed to surpass that, similar of what Techno need to do for turning into the Potato King. And works like a Epilogue of the war. Squid literally dedicate his victory to Techno and expressed his gratitude to him.
Totally recommended to see the video, is very awesome and im sure that Techno would had laughed if he knew about that.
@@franrodriguez3590 My comment. I was doing this thing called joking.
Talking to him like you're at his gravestone, god it makes me want to cry.
I miss him.
Coming back to this after Techno’s death, Dsmp ending, and Wilbur being exposed hits so hard. This series’s just means so much to me, it’s my only comfort ❤
squidkid: "You ruined my life"
squidkid: "I'm dropping out of school"
Technoblade: "L O L"
cheese and rice why are there no replies
i ruend the 777 likes you got sorry
@@beeswall1291 all is well... but the guy who ruined my 69th like however... me and them have some serious talking to do.
@@andrewz4322 thank you for taking mercy on me
I feel bad for squidkid :(
Techno: “Who dis?”
Squid kid: “You ruined my life...”
Technoblade: “Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?”
Harry should of done bedwars instead he has the biggest win streak pretty sure
Sunflowers I don’t think he has the most because he just gave up but he did cross 1k
I lost 6 million dollars in skyblock because this guy scammed me.
Chicken lil Toonz did you buy his porkchop, because any person who wanted to save coins and with an IQ over 10 would realize it wasn’t worth it.
At 8:19 how what button is that which makes it zoom in
Idk about you guys but I’ve got to watch it again. Very bittersweet. Squid had to make that dang video about pork chops. Miss this man so much. TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!
I got recommended this video right after watching Squid Kids
It's heartbreaking because every now and again I forget he's gone and wonder when his next vid will come out, only to remember the blade has been placed in a stone.....
Technoblade never... ever dies ❤
“I’m having fun”
"I dropped out of college for this”
-Technoblade 2019
@@totallycreek4812 same
Why is it that we're all just a bunch of depressed blobs who like laughing at random shit? Cause that's what this generation is known for.
Beanie Boo 404 damm to real
it was a funny joke, but we saw the video
The only way to make this funnier is if you took this quote out of context and made it into two characters speaking to each other
"You AFKed on my island for 12 hours."
"It was a good painting."
Nincadalop that killed me
@@futurafree3669 ditto
i just realised he was foreshadowing that he was going to take #1
But it was a good painting
it was tho
Technoblade: I dropped out of college for this
Also Technoblade: I have an English Major
He has an English major in his basement, every time he needs a sun Tzu quote he pokes it with a stick
@@TallBeanStalk every time he needed* a quote
@@oscarglad5284 my bad- autocorrect + bad eyesight
@@oscarglad5284wait a damn minute-
Every now and then its nice to come back and watch these 🙂
Heck yea
Realll
yeah, hearing techno's voice once again is worth it
So true
the jerries are just squid kid's alts, doing what you did to him.
jeremy ah I see, a keen eye
:] that wouldn't work I'm afraid because techno blade didn't make the same mistake he did
It's actually secretly Hypixel watching techno.
lol ye
Pppppffff no they r spies from the helpers
“I wouldn’t say I’m a competitive person-“
*hysterical laughter from wilbur*
LAUGH IN 10 MONTH
Now *that’s a lie*
im the 1k like :D
Was this in a livestream? If so when??
Techno would've been so proud of this year's april fools update
Yeah its poisonous poato biome and i still get the saying in minecraft: "TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES)its so sad
@@mohid181321 fr
my comfort series
“He was already 7.5 million potatoes ahead” a number that near the end of the war was so trivial, it could be farmed in just 6 hours
“309,000 potatoes a day” in the end it was like 1.75 million a day
And squid only had around 7 million potatoes in this vid... In the end they were both near 500,000,000... this post is a PSA to show how hard these two men worked for their potatoes
1.75 mil an hour
Crazy to see the progress
Crazy how ppl state some more facts steal my comment and get more likes
Plus it was 10 mill a day so just kinda mad
Xtrats yOu StOlE mY cOmMeNt shut up idiot
Techno’s Brain: How many Sun Tzu references should I put?
Techno: *Yes*
Are you my brother?
@@samuraiplayzzz5957 ayy my brudda
infinite
True
@@suntzu8529 sun tzu pog
Technoblade would have loved the April fools update this year
yea
somebody:beats technos potato amount
techno:*revives to farm potatoes*
Jerry: Did you beat him.
Techno: Yes
Jerry: What did it cost
Techno: AFKing at a kids island and cyber bullying him until he quits.
So realistic when we think about techno
Brian Lovins yes that is what happened in the video
Lol tru dat
Lol
Pretty sure squid kids voice is to deep for a kid
Techno probably caused a whole literal inflation of hot potato books making them extremely easy to buy, because so many more people farmed potatoes and then sold books. This means when he was trying to do this to get hot potato books for his tool upgrades, he helped everyone in skyblock get easier tool upgrades
He's just that nice to everyone. nothing else lmao. Yea but it's a nice byproduct of a WAR
he may be a villain and an anarchist, but he is a good anarchist.
yes that actually happened
they are literally 50K RIGHT NOW
@@QJGODHTPANFBYHEVDH18 EXACTLY, EVERYONE IS TRYING TO MEME AND BECOME NUMBER 1 DESPITE NEEDING TO WAIT A BILLION YEARS WITHOUT MANUAL FARMING
I watched this video 4 years ago, right when it came out, and now I'm 19. How to go back???😢
*P.s: Technoblade never die*
I had to watch it again. Technoblade never dies. The legend lives on.
this was so good
when you have 260,000 subscribers yet your not top comment
like yo babe
YO NESTORIO!!!!!
xNestorio hey I’m big fan u should be with techno for mc monday
Oof
“You ruined my life”
Techno: lol
Everyone else: OMG 1st place on HYPIXEL
Technoblade: puts war in the title and get demonitised
666 like
lol
goldenpaper YT I assumed he got demonitised for saying the word ‘slavery’
It’s a tradition to return to this once in a while, especially now after his death.
Yeah
Facts
The fact that I re watch this once a week still just shows how much techno has my heart
Squid: YOU RUINED MY LIFE
Techno: *uncontrollable laughter*
No replies lol les go free liked
How am I the 3rd like on a comment that has over 650 likes
yay 666 for the technobeast number
Lol
“L”
“If u have a problem, the answer is slavery“ -Technoblade 2019
Bruh copied
Time stap
@@LordRedStar2064 0:15
@@driproblox3227 Do you know how many people say “Bruh copied”?You literally just copied a comment while saying someone else did.
@@Risssyyyyy do you realize how many people said you copied someone’s comment. It’s you who is copying
I’m happy that RUclips still keeps putting this in my recommended. I love this video and I miss you every time I see you in an old video. Thank you for laughs and memories. RIP Techno
It's kinda funny. Back in the alpha/beta days of minecraft there was a meme about squids being potatoes. No clue why, I think it was Yogscast related?
Point being, years later Technoblade the pigman manages to defeat Squidkid at potato farming and became the number 1 potato farmer.
And years after that, in honor of the fallen, Squidkid became the number one porkchop farmer.
I dunno, maybe it's cheesy, but I think it's nice the way this game's got its own weird history that connects all of us.
It's ridiculous, it's varied, it's flawed sometimes, and it's so very human. And I'm glad I've been around to see so much of it.
Squid: "find him, discover his home, learn of his habits and tendencies, and return to me with his flaws. His name...is Technoblade"
Jerry: "...name noted"
i am the 69th like
Hona Vaioleti LMAOOO
THEORY OF THE YEAR
Techno needs to read this
Bruh it was 696 you ruined it
"you ruined my life"
"LOL"
Either your the worst tier of staff or your netherite tier
@@itbit1776 he's not a channel moderator but he also got 700 likes for commenting the pinned comment
LOL
The kind of comments that 2k likes and 4 replies always weird me out.
Geegs L O L
"Technoblade! Where have you been all this time?!" "Well you see, I've been farming potatoes in -Skyblock- heaven."
I genuinely broke down crying for a little when I heard the first words of the video again. I know where he is now, but it's so hard to accept things as they are. The world is unfair.
Rest in peace, Technoblade. I still sorely miss you every day
Fun fact:
There was an actual war called the Pig and Potato War. (This isn't a joke, look it up. Also known as the Pig War.)
Basically, there are a couple of little islands called the San Juans in the Northwest of the US, more specifically between the coast of Washington state and Vancouver Island. At the time, (1859), these islands were owned mutually by America and Britain, and both countries had residence there. It was a pretty peaceful area for a while. However, one day a British man's pig escaped its pen and got into an American man's potato farm. The American shot the pig to prevent his farm from being destroyed, to the fury of the owner of the pig. The two got into an argument, and before long the police got involved, and then the military. No one actually got hurt, as the situation was shut down before it could escelate to the point of real violence, but it was a close call. This conflict actually sparked a discussion between America and Britain over who owned the islands, but that's less important. The point is, there's technically a war that was fought over a pig and some potatoes, with the only casualty being the pig.
I really hope someone finds this comment, I live in WA and actually did a small research project on this topic last year. I hope my random knowledge can be put to use.
Edit: I am aware that Oversimplified did a video on this topic. You guys can stop telling me about it now.
so this video is a documentary of it
@@juliaanimates9765 pretty much
Hey, this is awesome!
Thanks for doing that research, it is really interesting :3
@@juliaanimates9765 except the pig doesn't die
Pog
Naughty List
-------
-Technoblade
-Whitelisted
-Whitelisted2
*_names noted_*
-TimeDeo (Whitelisted3 Nicked)
Golden Abyss *_names noted_*
first comment here that made me laugh thanks
Arsente well if you ever need to laugh, remember that the answer is always,
slavery.
Nightmare
*names noted*
It’s crazy to think about how this came out four years ago, but yet it feels like yesterday
We all still miss you and remember you. Technoblade never dies ❤
This video consists of :
- Techno cyberbullying squid
- Techno quoting Sun Tzu
- Jerries multiplying and stalking Techno
MrNexis thanks for the viewer warning
- Sun Tzu, Art of War
*What do jerries do???*
@@Calebe311 they try to occupy the world under the rule of hitler
Germans from the military are called jerries
Jerries are by far the scariest scene in this
“I had a couple”
*proceeds to open a double chest full of 64 stacks*
O.O
Wha- I just checked and I have 3K LIKES- WOT-
It holds 54 traditional stacks of an item, which equates to 3,456 Catalysts he can have there at the most.
@@anoldman5213 Plus the other 2 double chests
@@D___ per double chest, so just do the appropriate calculations.
@@anoldman5213 ok Boomer
@@D___ the virgin 2019 memer
I remember watching this a while ago. I miss those times. I love you technoblade, you never failed to make me smile. May Technoblade rest in peace.
rewatching this for god knows how many times and it still hits the same.. RIP Techno ❤
Rip techno
This all started because Technoblade got top 50 by accident.
No he was just too lazy to buy them of the AH
And now he head won
Tortoise: Now, I have won.
Ye
@@colefelton ah yes he *head* won
"Whitelisted, are you squid kid's alt?"
"No, I just afk here a lot...as a hobby"
?
he should have said “no i don’t even have the money for an alt”
its a good painting
Pop pop
lol
Its been 4 years yet I'm still here coming back from time to time
You would love the recent April Fools Potato Update, you should play it sometime in heaven
I searched “Sun Tzu the art of war” and this was the third result
Were you satisfied with the result? 😂
@@mxcha3456 yes
Fight club lmaoo it is
Isn't for me :((
Accually its the 5th
I thought technoblade would't upload maybe because of something that happened in his personal life.
But when he said he was gone for 1 month because of farming potatoes, I couldn't help but laugh and remember the reason I subbed in the first place.
Neil Cabrera this is very true lol
Neil Cabrera this is very true lol
Neil Cabrera this is very true lol
Neil Cabrera this is very true lol
Neil Cabrera this is very true lol
The great potato war is just the original star wars trilogy
Fr
Rest in peace Technoblade 😢
"What do you want!?"
"I was checking up on the last supper."
"You were on my island for like twelve hours??"
"It was a good painting!"
I like the selfie pfp.
Well, it really was a good painting
You really from Nepal??
That’s a long supper
Speech 100
What people think Techno does:
“I just murdered 5,000 orphans at the same time with a steering wheel while balancing on a single block.”
What Techno actually does:
“THE POTATO DOME!!!”
well i may argue that he does both at once
He is best
@@goosergeeser1603 yeah
only 5,000 orphans. L
balancing on a single block is kind of what bedwars players already do.
I just can’t stop watching the Minecraft Mondays and the potato war videos, truly a legend who carried the Minecraft community
Like the 5th time I've watched the entire 3 part series
The fact this even got a single like support that techno's videos were absolute peak
Technoblade is like Thanos: he gave up on being the most powerful to become a farmer
Tru
@@emmapittman1592 no
Furry Potato well thanos died
Technoblade is better than thanos cause he never dies
Squid kid didn’t aim for the head
Me: searches "sun tzu"
RUclips: potato war, take it or leave it
Lmao did you know who techno was before googling that???
LMAO
LOL
aight i'll take it
Il take it
if you die by cancer the cancer dies to it wasn’t a loss it was a draw R.I.P technoblade never dies
Those were some beautiful words. 😢❤
i love how he's practically invaded by the jerrys
R.I.P Technoblade. you will forever be missed
“Technoblade, where have you been all this time? Well, you see, I was farming potatoes in Skyblock.”
somehow it hurts now
Yeah . . .
I miss Technoblade
thats why i came here, that quote
Revised answer:
"Well you see, I was in the mortal realm. Now I'm in Skyblock permanently."
@@questionablewaltzer5329😭😭😭
rip techno
Technoblade: talking
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Camera:⬇️⬅️⬆️⬇️➡️⬆️⬇️⬅️⬆️⬇️⏬➡️🔼↙️
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HE PULLED OF A STREET FIGHTER ULTIMATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Baplo B
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Friends: how many times are u gonna watch the same video?!!
Me:more then u can count.
Whos getting this video recomended in 2024 ? . RIP LEGEND
👑
🐷
me rn never watched him before
@@seraphoftheend8132 missed out G I’m a OG
“If you have a problem, the answer is slavery” -Technoblade
Edit: Fly high king, you were a hero to all, and you still are.
art of potato war
The art of potato war
p o t a t o a r t
@Matthew Russeau 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
-From The God Of Pootatos
"you ruined my life."
technoblade: "LOL"
basically 13 year old "packers" on discord when they doxx someone and grab their location
e
Potato 🥔
rewatching this gave me a whole wave of nostalgia technoblade never dies
This is such an iconic hypixel video
I miss him every day
It feels like techno passed away yesterday but its been an almost teo years
I love how he calls online stalking “investigative journalism”
He is justifying his stalking by calling it "investigative journalism"
Why are we back here again!?!
@@stormy9920 every moth i come here to see this sooo
@@purevessel6026 lol
@@purevessel6026 yeah same
Fun fact: Jerry is actually Squid's alt and he has been AFKing on Techno's island for decades
O:
OMG
NANI???
L
I thought minecraft was only a decade old
*This shatters my reality*
i heard squid kid got #1 ranked in raw porkchops
i never heard about technoblade and the dream smp until i heard he passed away, and four years later, When im at work i listen to the great potato war vids every day. Technoblade never dies
You should donate all the potatoes to the Irish
Yes great idea, like they need more
Helo god
No he shouldnt the squid would know and become irish and steal the potatos
Yes
Lol
“First he got arrested, then I cyberbullied him” -Technoblade
@@ranpu1019 hahahaha
The only minecraft RUclipsr i watched consistently
its tradition for me to watch this once a month
it's true, he's genuinely been on hypixel, in skyblock, for ~8 hours a day.
I see
wassup wisp
yo Kit! What’s good
sounds fun
Hey I have been on for 12h and I can't even get another sword better than leaping
2017: Worlds best skywars player
2019: Worlds best potato farmer
He's just a retired veteran now
Thanos in a nutshell
MURDER. DEATH.
Farmer in the end.
@@pjbreezy Omg
Technoblade is THANOS CONFIRMED
What happened to the fastest man in skyblock
best skywars player
fastest man in skyblock
*farmer boi*
I can’t stop myself from tearing up every time I revisit
Coming back for memories.
Everyone: techno hasn't posted in a while
Techno: So I've been grinding potatoes
*GRINDING OFF-CAMERA* xD
Technoblade: Yeah I’m a gamer
A while no no
so guys i dida little bit of grinding off camera
Ah.
“I’ve seen Irish Famines with more Potatoes” Technoblade 2019
69 percent
Actually Technoblade 2015, he re-used his old joke
Hey bro I accidentally stole your comment and I came here to apologize
As a Irish person I flew off my chair when I heard it. A mix of finding it funny and feeling betrayed.
Yung Ebene ahah same lad
Glad to see Techno is never truly gone and still in the algorithm
I was crying while rewatching this video
why
im_a_squid_kid: *exists*
Technoblade: I’m about to end this man’s entire career
end*
More like life
Shut up
I feel sorry for him
"You ruined my life, this is all I had" - im_a_ squid_kid, 2019
So basically, Squid kid's downfall was due to his minions not practicing social distancing.
LOL
bruh lol
Yes... Good
...
This is tru....
Lmao
rewatching the potato war videos for like the tenth time RIP Technoblade
I can't stop rewatching
"Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak"
-Sun Tzu
Some loser:HELP GET THIS ROCK OFF ME!!
me literally hulk: every day I break my bones.
@@Linneom K boomer
@@kouluruoka7920 what
@@Linneom bruh
Kouluruoka HOW DARE YOU
"I've seen Irish famines with more potatoes than this"
Jesus Christ, if you keep roasting your opponents like this your going to be going up against *im a calamari kid*
haha dead
Haha dead
That is where you are wrong. Techno IS the *calamari kid*
@@shiv7978 '_'
Who?
"I'm having fun. I dropped out of collage for this."
- Technoblade 1:19