Skyblock: The Great Potato War

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @imasquidkid
    @imasquidkid 5 лет назад +401820

    YOU ARE THE WORST

  • @warp5532
    @warp5532 5 лет назад +6812

    everyone: Where did techno go?
    Technoblade: So I did some off-camera grinding...

    • @j4hs179
      @j4hs179 5 лет назад +121

      *i FARM all day*
      *i FARM all night*

    • @warp5532
      @warp5532 5 лет назад +59

      @@j4hs179 i FARM all seeds
      'Till those 'tatoes are inside

    • @rodneygalaxyplayz4532
      @rodneygalaxyplayz4532 5 лет назад +20

      @@warp5532 I farm your mom

    • @jonahjeffrey9059
      @jonahjeffrey9059 5 лет назад +10

      this comment is fuckin great

    • @Pins30
      @Pins30 5 лет назад

      ye

  • @rachelleredd8803
    @rachelleredd8803 4 года назад +5083

    Fun fact:
    There was an actual war called the Pig and Potato War. (This isn't a joke, look it up. Also known as the Pig War.)
    Basically, there are a couple of little islands called the San Juans in the Northwest of the US, more specifically between the coast of Washington state and Vancouver Island. At the time, (1859), these islands were owned mutually by America and Britain, and both countries had residence there. It was a pretty peaceful area for a while. However, one day a British man's pig escaped its pen and got into an American man's potato farm. The American shot the pig to prevent his farm from being destroyed, to the fury of the owner of the pig. The two got into an argument, and before long the police got involved, and then the military. No one actually got hurt, as the situation was shut down before it could escelate to the point of real violence, but it was a close call. This conflict actually sparked a discussion between America and Britain over who owned the islands, but that's less important. The point is, there's technically a war that was fought over a pig and some potatoes, with the only casualty being the pig.
    I really hope someone finds this comment, I live in WA and actually did a small research project on this topic last year. I hope my random knowledge can be put to use.
    Edit: I am aware that Oversimplified did a video on this topic. You guys can stop telling me about it now.

    • @juliaanimates9765
      @juliaanimates9765 4 года назад +284

      so this video is a documentary of it

    • @rachelleredd8803
      @rachelleredd8803 4 года назад +91

      @@juliaanimates9765 pretty much

    • @cinnamonbirb2686
      @cinnamonbirb2686 4 года назад +91

      Hey, this is awesome!
      Thanks for doing that research, it is really interesting :3

    • @technospyform1578
      @technospyform1578 4 года назад +74

      @@juliaanimates9765 except the pig doesn't die

    • @wertyuser798
      @wertyuser798 4 года назад +12

      Pog

  • @nekouwu3303
    @nekouwu3303 4 года назад +15865

    “YOU AFKED ON MY SERVER FOR _12_ HOURS”
    “IT WAS A GOOD PAINTING”
    13/10 response

  • @o_xxie4135
    @o_xxie4135 2 месяца назад +294

    i still come back every now and then. just to watch, and remember the start of high school, struggling with tests and just having all my stress fade away as i cant help but laugh at techno videos. thank you alex. thank you so much for still being here for me even in my full adult life. i miss you more then you'll ever know

    • @That1CrazyWeirdo
      @That1CrazyWeirdo Месяц назад +2

      Watch it again

    • @NotCoolPlayz
      @NotCoolPlayz 11 дней назад +2

      watch it again

    • @bsadfsafd
      @bsadfsafd 7 дней назад +1

      I love the fact that we still go back to his videos and maybe new people come along who didn't know him before, but they will because he's still important to us and he always will be.

    • @erice4443
      @erice4443 4 дня назад +1

      I love going back to his video and its so nostalgic. I've never cried for anyone's death, not even my grandmothers, yet I shed tears for him. I miss you techno

    • @themyst8513
      @themyst8513 День назад

      I'm back

  • @Keyofkarma
    @Keyofkarma 4 года назад +5640

    He literally radiates chaotic energy. Constantly sounding so dead inside but his ideas are enough to derail an entire dnd session.

    • @Lia-oz6sv
      @Lia-oz6sv 4 года назад +297

      techno would be that dnd player all dms fear

    • @linkmariokirby7373
      @linkmariokirby7373 4 года назад +252

      @@Lia-oz6sv he'd love to kill the necromancer that destroyed his village and raised his friends and family as monstrous undead wights but he JUST found this cool rundown tavern in this town in the middle of nowhere and now he HAS to make the best tavern in the lands

    • @喂-m6g
      @喂-m6g 4 года назад +50

      I vote chaotic neutral

    • @cupcakewithatophat1131
      @cupcakewithatophat1131 4 года назад +43

      I think it’s more like chaotic lawful

    • @sumi_luu
      @sumi_luu 4 года назад +58

      Cupcake with a top hat SMP earth, he followed the rules and found loop holes so I vote as well for Chaotic Lawful

  • @Allunary
    @Allunary 4 года назад +2832

    I love how in the first potato war episode he says he'd never farm by hand, and then by the end of it thats exactly what he was doing- incredible character growth

    • @dolphindubstep965
      @dolphindubstep965 4 года назад +67

      Insomnia Blaze I love the fact that that isn’t an exaggeration lol he farmed potatoes by hand for 11 hours a day every day for the entire summer. THAT is chaotic energy.

    • @itme8622
      @itme8622 4 года назад +14

      @@dolphindubstep965 Damn you must be from the future cus it's July ya doofus lol

    • @dolphindubstep965
      @dolphindubstep965 4 года назад +8

      It Me oh I’m dumb lol

    • @alexsiemers7898
      @alexsiemers7898 4 года назад +16

      He also said it would take 8 months to pay off his potato 11 minions.
      And here we are, 8 months later

    • @danielconlan8805
      @danielconlan8805 4 года назад +2

      This is like an actual movie trilogy

  • @wisp
    @wisp 5 лет назад +71851

    it's true, he's genuinely been on hypixel, in skyblock, for ~8 hours a day.

    • @MagnusTNT
      @MagnusTNT 5 лет назад +903

      I see

    • @OversaltedPizza
      @OversaltedPizza 5 лет назад +453

      wassup wisp

    • @deekay1306
      @deekay1306 5 лет назад +188

      yo Kit! What’s good

    • @MrWhiteMocha
      @MrWhiteMocha 5 лет назад +117

      sounds fun

    • @owenlok2325
      @owenlok2325 5 лет назад +183

      Hey I have been on for 12h and I can't even get another sword better than leaping

  • @sufferidc3049
    @sufferidc3049 Месяц назад +76

    Miss him so much but "fortunately I had a couple" gets me everytime

  • @ariariddle7547
    @ariariddle7547 3 года назад +3747

    What people think Techno does:
    “I just murdered 5,000 orphans at the same time with a steering wheel while balancing on a single block.”
    What Techno actually does:
    “THE POTATO DOME!!!”

  • @technobladefan7791
    @technobladefan7791 4 года назад +3219

    Techno probably caused a whole literal inflation of hot potato books making them extremely easy to buy, because so many more people farmed potatoes and then sold books. This means when he was trying to do this to get hot potato books for his tool upgrades, he helped everyone in skyblock get easier tool upgrades

    • @virtual2288
      @virtual2288 4 года назад +108

      He's just that nice to everyone. nothing else lmao. Yea but it's a nice byproduct of a WAR

    • @Soul-xm4kc
      @Soul-xm4kc 4 года назад +84

      he may be a villain and an anarchist, but he is a good anarchist.

    • @meenahh
      @meenahh 4 года назад +3

      yes that actually happened

    • @QJGODHTPANFBYHEVDH18
      @QJGODHTPANFBYHEVDH18 4 года назад

      they are literally 50K RIGHT NOW

    • @garygao6072
      @garygao6072 4 года назад +6

      @@QJGODHTPANFBYHEVDH18 EXACTLY, EVERYONE IS TRYING TO MEME AND BECOME NUMBER 1 DESPITE NEEDING TO WAIT A BILLION YEARS WITHOUT MANUAL FARMING

  • @ToxicYT
    @ToxicYT 2 года назад +42982

    Just one more time, I have to watch this one more time.

  • @Boo13-w4e
    @Boo13-w4e Месяц назад +58

    1:21 "I'm having fun, I dropped out of college for this."

  • @fazemammatralle
    @fazemammatralle 2 года назад +20512

    Rest in peace Technoblade. The impact you had on the server will never be forgotten. "Technoblade never dies" and you may live on in our hearts :(

    • @8bbl69
      @8bbl69 2 года назад +189

      Legendary people dont die, they remain in out hearts

    • @connerfox6990
      @connerfox6990 2 года назад +53

      he will always be with us all

    • @eman-815
      @eman-815 2 года назад +34

      Sad

    • @TheOofster123
      @TheOofster123 2 года назад +36

      Technoblade never dies!

    • @swalke6861
      @swalke6861 2 года назад +63

      as a quote from the sandlot “Remember, kid. There’s heroes and there’s legends. Heroes get remembered, but legends never die. Follow your heart, kid, and you’ll never go wrong.”

  • @enderlovesbagels101
    @enderlovesbagels101 4 года назад +7250

    “I’m going to go afk now bye”
    “WHY”
    This got a good chuckle outta me

    • @FireDramine7
      @FireDramine7 4 года назад +29

      same hahahhaa

    • @Amindophed
      @Amindophed 4 года назад +17

      (._.)

    • @blazeforerunner37
      @blazeforerunner37 4 года назад +12

      Welp it’s potato time

    • @miladjabri4463
      @miladjabri4463 4 года назад +4

      At 8:19 how what button is that which makes it zoom in

    • @FireDramine7
      @FireDramine7 4 года назад +6

      @@miladjabri4463 It's a mod called Optifine which optimizes the game and also adds this zoom option. Standard it's on left control I think

  • @Peliculan
    @Peliculan 4 года назад +3265

    “If you have a problem, the answer is slavery” -Technoblade
    Edit: Fly high king, you were a hero to all, and you still are.

    • @GamingWithCalvin1
      @GamingWithCalvin1 4 года назад +36

      art of potato war

    • @ApppleeSnappplee
      @ApppleeSnappplee 4 года назад +8

      The art of potato war

    • @novus291
      @novus291 4 года назад +5

      p o t a t o a r t

    • @Peliculan
      @Peliculan 4 года назад +3

      @Matthew Russeau 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @chromied2039
      @chromied2039 4 года назад +2

      -From The God Of Pootatos

  • @anshgoel6010
    @anshgoel6010 Месяц назад +30

    At this point it's mandatory to watch this series once a month.
    Hence proved Technoblade never dies, he will continue to live for ever in our hearts

    • @Sigmalord-b7r
      @Sigmalord-b7r Месяц назад

      No one cares my content is way better 😂

    • @ShadowdoesGaming-oo3eo
      @ShadowdoesGaming-oo3eo День назад

      @@Sigmalord-b7r no one cares about your content, techno's content is 10x better than yours.

  • @rico4376
    @rico4376 4 года назад +10416

    “I’m having fun”
    "I dropped out of college for this”
    -Technoblade 2019

    • @Creym464
      @Creym464 4 года назад +16

      @@totallycreek4812 same

    • @beanieboo4047
      @beanieboo4047 4 года назад +94

      Why is it that we're all just a bunch of depressed blobs who like laughing at random shit? Cause that's what this generation is known for.

    • @kittylitty01
      @kittylitty01 4 года назад +13

      Beanie Boo 404 damm to real

    • @samstevens2945
      @samstevens2945 4 года назад +7

      it was a funny joke, but we saw the video

    • @cardboardbox331
      @cardboardbox331 4 года назад +8

      The only way to make this funnier is if you took this quote out of context and made it into two characters speaking to each other

  • @BananaWasTaken
    @BananaWasTaken 4 года назад +6448

    Squid: YOU AFK’D FOR 12 HOURS
    Technoblade: it was a good painting
    LMAO

    • @aunghowa3943
      @aunghowa3943 4 года назад +3

      Banana u copied >:(

    • @BananaWasTaken
      @BananaWasTaken 4 года назад +49

      Hkun Aung i was just quoting one of my favourite bits from the video

    • @kreonidas7475
      @kreonidas7475 4 года назад +16

      @@smokingdatclipzypack 9:26 lol

    • @BananaWasTaken
      @BananaWasTaken 4 года назад +1

      Pinked Woopsie just removed the really

    • @kreonidas7475
      @kreonidas7475 4 года назад +3

      @@BananaWasTaken does it really matter?

  • @Venexoro
    @Venexoro 25 дней назад +16

    At 12:00, he shows 2,880 catalysts. At 12:02, you can count 12 potato minions, which means that he could run those 12 minions for 42.479166666... days.

  • @henrywaldhausen7947
    @henrywaldhausen7947 4 года назад +3300

    “He was already 7.5 million potatoes ahead” a number that near the end of the war was so trivial, it could be farmed in just 6 hours
    “309,000 potatoes a day” in the end it was like 1.75 million a day
    And squid only had around 7 million potatoes in this vid... In the end they were both near 500,000,000... this post is a PSA to show how hard these two men worked for their potatoes

    • @Bhoope
      @Bhoope 4 года назад +59

      1.75 mil an hour

    • @comp_19
      @comp_19 4 года назад +15

      Crazy to see the progress

    • @xtrats198
      @xtrats198 4 года назад +3

      Crazy how ppl state some more facts steal my comment and get more likes

    • @xtrats198
      @xtrats198 4 года назад +2

      Plus it was 10 mill a day so just kinda mad

    • @Alex-cz3te
      @Alex-cz3te 4 года назад +5

      Xtrats yOu StOlE mY cOmMeNt shut up idiot

  • @godfilms
    @godfilms 4 года назад +3102

    Imagine if some english teacher tries to find the art of war for the class and finds a 3 part series on farming potatoes in minecraft.

  • @whynotanyting
    @whynotanyting 5 лет назад +8632

    "You AFKed on my island for 12 hours."
    "It was a good painting."

    • @futurafree3669
      @futurafree3669 5 лет назад +64

      Nincadalop that killed me

    • @zionj104
      @zionj104 5 лет назад +9

      @@futurafree3669 ditto

    • @pphrph2176
      @pphrph2176 5 лет назад +22

      i just realised he was foreshadowing that he was going to take #1

    • @andreay2854
      @andreay2854 5 лет назад +3

      But it was a good painting

    • @Trainwreck3000
      @Trainwreck3000 5 лет назад +2

      it was tho

  • @urrfavgirl.ezze1655
    @urrfavgirl.ezze1655 3 месяца назад +24

    how many times i’ve watched this video because it comforts me. it makes me believe he’s still here. technoblade never dies.. never

  • @raet8767
    @raet8767 5 лет назад +1039

    “Fortunately I have a couple”
    Literally hundreds of catalysts

  • @andrewz4322
    @andrewz4322 5 лет назад +8601

    squidkid: "You ruined my life"
    squidkid: "I'm dropping out of school"
    Technoblade: "L O L"

    • @pjatm_
      @pjatm_ 5 лет назад +26

      cheese and rice why are there no replies

    • @beeswall1291
      @beeswall1291 5 лет назад +11

      i ruend the 777 likes you got sorry

    • @andrewz4322
      @andrewz4322 5 лет назад +45

      @@beeswall1291 all is well... but the guy who ruined my 69th like however... me and them have some serious talking to do.

    • @beeswall1291
      @beeswall1291 5 лет назад +13

      @@andrewz4322 thank you for taking mercy on me

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 года назад +2

      I feel bad for squidkid :(

  • @k_0nge
    @k_0nge 4 года назад +3728

    "Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak"
    -Sun Tzu

    • @Linneom
      @Linneom 4 года назад +47

      Some loser:HELP GET THIS ROCK OFF ME!!
      me literally hulk: every day I break my bones.

    • @kouluruoka7920
      @kouluruoka7920 4 года назад +49

      @@Linneom K boomer

    • @OcaenNam
      @OcaenNam 4 года назад +5

      @@kouluruoka7920 what

    • @kdino1054
      @kdino1054 4 года назад +1

      @@Linneom bruh

    • @xninewxw7559
      @xninewxw7559 4 года назад +2

      Kouluruoka HOW DARE YOU

  • @kingaxolotl4085
    @kingaxolotl4085 2 месяца назад +64

    0:13 that would sound crazy out of context

    • @Landon-u5h
      @Landon-u5h 2 месяца назад

      🤦‍♂️

    • @Tryallzzz2
      @Tryallzzz2 Месяц назад +1

      Bro it sounds crazy on context

  • @Wes.ton.8
    @Wes.ton.8 3 года назад +4931

    “You afk’d on my island for like 12 hours!”
    “It was a good painting!”

    • @ZHH_Studios
      @ZHH_Studios 3 года назад +12

      *l u l*

    • @loganreano1910
      @loganreano1910 3 года назад +57

      People at art museums be like

    • @i2t290
      @i2t290 3 года назад +3

      lololol

    • @Anistotle
      @Anistotle 3 года назад +6

      Why afk on other people's island is bad ?

    • @sirjoemega3744
      @sirjoemega3744 3 года назад +7

      @@Anistotle did u watch the technoblade potato war series or what

  • @efteron5342
    @efteron5342 2 года назад +5679

    He won, he gave his siblings enough money for college, he got his 10mil. His last message to us may not have been everything he wanted to say, and it may not have been everything we wanted to hear, but it was enough. And it was closure. That's all that matters.
    We love you man.

    • @mrdaedalus98
      @mrdaedalus98 2 года назад +71

      And Now 12 Mil. I never watched him before, but watching his videos for the first time now is still surreal.

    • @cc32834
      @cc32834 2 года назад +26

      Technoblade never loses

    • @Im_am_a_dumb
      @Im_am_a_dumb 2 года назад +49

      Techno is currently overthrowing God

    • @Kejody53
      @Kejody53 2 года назад +32

      @@SomeOne-yf3qq grow up

    • @Im_am_a_dumb
      @Im_am_a_dumb 2 года назад

      @@SomeOne-yf3qq what did you put in crab emoji he's a pig a crowned pig

  • @MrNexis3
    @MrNexis3 4 года назад +8188

    This video consists of :
    - Techno cyberbullying squid
    - Techno quoting Sun Tzu
    - Jerries multiplying and stalking Techno

    • @Graham226
      @Graham226 4 года назад +30

      MrNexis thanks for the viewer warning

    • @aspyyyn5245
      @aspyyyn5245 4 года назад +46

      - Sun Tzu, Art of War

    • @Calebe311
      @Calebe311 4 года назад +18

      *What do jerries do???*

    • @Graham226
      @Graham226 4 года назад +35

      @@Calebe311 they try to occupy the world under the rule of hitler
      Germans from the military are called jerries

    • @JimothyTohn
      @JimothyTohn 4 года назад +8

      Jerries are by far the scariest scene in this

  • @tylersavoy3266
    @tylersavoy3266 28 дней назад +8

    The entire time from 4:20 (nice!) on, when he’s using that POV on that rooftop, it looks like the buildings face is looming up at him

  • @zacrader815
    @zacrader815 5 лет назад +4468

    “You ruined my life”
    Techno: lol

    • @goldenpaperyt9763
      @goldenpaperyt9763 5 лет назад +46

      Everyone else: OMG 1st place on HYPIXEL
      Technoblade: puts war in the title and get demonitised

    • @nmll
      @nmll 5 лет назад +3

      666 like

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 5 лет назад +3

      lol

    • @pewpew2321
      @pewpew2321 5 лет назад +6

      goldenpaper YT I assumed he got demonitised for saying the word ‘slavery’

  • @ajcastillo9152
    @ajcastillo9152 3 года назад +4434

    Techno’s Brain: How many Sun Tzu references should I put?
    Techno: *Yes*

  • @Ihelps
    @Ihelps 28 дней назад +5

    5:00 "I can't go that long, my fans will murder me"
    If only he knew. 😥

  • @georgeorwell6899
    @georgeorwell6899 2 года назад +564

    It’s bittersweet watching this after the recent announcement, but I know when I inevitably come back to watch this series for the hundredth time, the bitterness of loss will be completely replaced with the sweetness of remembrance. RIP and thank you for all that you’ve done, Technoblade.

  • @IraRadchuk
    @IraRadchuk 3 года назад +4288

    The rewatch value of this series is just unbelievable. It so entertaining and strangely comforting! By now I probably have all 3 videos memorized word by word, but I'm still coming back to watch again or just put it in the background to listen whenever I feel down.

    • @SaskiaSketches
      @SaskiaSketches 3 года назад +38

      absolutely, same here!

    • @The-E-Bombs
      @The-E-Bombs 3 года назад +8

      Same!

    • @MeowMeowMan.
      @MeowMeowMan. 3 года назад +10

      Same, but instead of this series I have memorized “It Ends Today”

    • @itszedreal
      @itszedreal 3 года назад +3

      Bro, same

    • @heavensmyth5922
      @heavensmyth5922 3 года назад +18

      Bro fr same at this point I think I've watched it 27m times by myself

  • @Alicapy
    @Alicapy 2 года назад +1534

    Man. It's hard not to tear up once you know someone isn't immediately present anymore. I wish I had discovered Techno even sooner than I did so I could've spent more time in the community. His presence and influence still live on.
    Thank you for being such an awesome entertainer, and quite frankly, an awesome person. Thanks, dude, sincerely from one of the nerds.

    • @drakon3d328
      @drakon3d328 2 года назад +15

      you can still spend time in the community. Of course, therte wont be any new content, but i think cancer has a lot more people to kill before this community dies or even ever forgot techno. He will forever pass on his legacy of spending too much time in hypixel skyblock, farming potatoes.

    • @sappho7218
      @sappho7218 2 года назад

      Technoblade 🐷 is turning into cooked porkchop in the pits of the underworld because my content is better!!

    • @drakon3d328
      @drakon3d328 2 года назад +12

      @@sappho7218 kinda tasteless Dont ya think?

    • @Dalsbrownies
      @Dalsbrownies 2 года назад +4

      I feel the same, I never watched much Minecraft, but people like Techno, Dream, George, Sap, etc. always had a special place in my heart ❤️

    • @gtc239
      @gtc239 2 года назад +2

      @@drakon3d328 Let's report those bots.

  • @acutestar
    @acutestar Месяц назад +8

    Happy anniversary to the best saga there is. We miss you Techno

  • @urlocaldealerw47k3r5
    @urlocaldealerw47k3r5 2 года назад +1908

    A lot of people will be returning to this video, you were a Legend Techno. Used to watch you as a kid and now I’m in college. You shaped a lot of our lives and I want to thank you for the amazing memories you’ve left us with. This just shows It’s never too late to let the people you love know how much they mean to you, do it until it becomes too late. - TechnoBlade never dies

    • @Realitygamingreal
      @Realitygamingreal 2 года назад +6

      174 people now r legends :)

    • @spokkter
      @spokkter 2 года назад +3

      o7

    • @winterisok
      @winterisok 2 года назад

      yessir --

    • @djerico066
      @djerico066 2 года назад +1

      Technoblade will never die

    • @maryellen8877
      @maryellen8877 2 года назад +1

      No, Techno never losses, and he’ll never die in our hearts

  • @TapL
    @TapL 5 лет назад +72405

    You should donate all the potatoes to the Irish

    • @yogurtadventures4542
      @yogurtadventures4542 5 лет назад +1207

      Yes great idea, like they need more

    • @swordyboiii260
      @swordyboiii260 4 года назад +275

      Helo god

    • @Blueygu
      @Blueygu 4 года назад +625

      No he shouldnt the squid would know and become irish and steal the potatos

    • @iceyberq
      @iceyberq 4 года назад +69

      Yes

    • @Choro3160
      @Choro3160 4 года назад +40

      Lol

  • @zaekat4088
    @zaekat4088 4 года назад +19270

    “I wouldn’t say I’m a competitive person-“

    • @hollyh3181
      @hollyh3181 4 года назад +644

      *hysterical laughter from wilbur*

    • @jefferson745
      @jefferson745 4 года назад +110

      LAUGH IN 10 MONTH

    • @faraday3683
      @faraday3683 4 года назад +82

      Now *that’s a lie*

    • @chunky8684
      @chunky8684 4 года назад +24

      im the 1k like :D

    • @dejiadeyale9444
      @dejiadeyale9444 4 года назад +9

      Was this in a livestream? If so when??

  • @dynamicgamesyt3
    @dynamicgamesyt3 Месяц назад +14

    Welcome back, the other two videos are up next. Enjoy.

  • @grimreefer9324
    @grimreefer9324 4 года назад +2155

    “Whitelisted what do you want from me”
    “My goals are beyond your understanding”

    • @MmMm-cr9yn
      @MmMm-cr9yn 4 года назад +2

      Lol I’m the first comment on this.

    • @fluffiesx7404
      @fluffiesx7404 4 года назад +1

      @@MmMm-cr9yn im second

    • @JustNuggie
      @JustNuggie 4 года назад +1

      I'm third

    • @jmcu17
      @jmcu17 4 года назад +1

      I'm seven and I still can't count.

    • @maxlfn
      @maxlfn 4 года назад

      @@jmcu17 I’m 420th

  • @CaoNiMaBi
    @CaoNiMaBi 4 года назад +7499

    Techno: “Who dis?”
    Squid kid: “You ruined my life...”
    Technoblade: “Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?”

    • @idk-dd8dn
      @idk-dd8dn 4 года назад +51

      Harry should of done bedwars instead he has the biggest win streak pretty sure

    • @copycat698
      @copycat698 4 года назад +21

      Sunflowers I don’t think he has the most because he just gave up but he did cross 1k

    • @billybobjoe7737
      @billybobjoe7737 4 года назад +12

      I lost 6 million dollars in skyblock because this guy scammed me.

    • @ireadysucks3026
      @ireadysucks3026 4 года назад +12

      Chicken lil Toonz did you buy his porkchop, because any person who wanted to save coins and with an IQ over 10 would realize it wasn’t worth it.

    • @miladjabri4463
      @miladjabri4463 4 года назад +4

      At 8:19 how what button is that which makes it zoom in

  • @jadejaymer
    @jadejaymer 5 лет назад +7521

    Technoblade is like Thanos: he gave up on being the most powerful to become a farmer

  • @A.dude.you.know.
    @A.dude.you.know. Месяц назад +5

    3:44 The fact that I understand this is going to show how much I have improved over the years.

  • @lachlantran5726
    @lachlantran5726 4 года назад +3035

    "What else could I do? FARM POTATOS BY HAND!?!?!?"
    Techno foreshadowing

    • @ThatOneGuy-qw1xx
      @ThatOneGuy-qw1xx 4 года назад +23

      Foreshadowing about 2 seconds. “Okay I actually did for like an hour it made a tiny dent”

    • @davidzigar4689
      @davidzigar4689 4 года назад +47

      Isaac Mattson He ment foreshadowing to the other parts of the series, where the main way he gets potatoes is manually farming them.

    • @ThatOneGuy-qw1xx
      @ThatOneGuy-qw1xx 4 года назад +8

      I know but it was funny :(

    • @LiamKaiser93
      @LiamKaiser93 2 года назад +2

      Damn...

    • @gdtyler728
      @gdtyler728 2 года назад +2

      Lol

  • @chronicp1stol5
    @chronicp1stol5 5 лет назад +1953

    Jerry: Did you beat him.
    Techno: Yes
    Jerry: What did it cost
    Techno: AFKing at a kids island and cyber bullying him until he quits.

  • @theniceumbrella7174
    @theniceumbrella7174 4 года назад +4045

    Me: searches "sun tzu"
    RUclips: potato war, take it or leave it

  • @KaleThePlantorMusician
    @KaleThePlantorMusician 4 дня назад +4

    5 years later this STILL lives up to its glory

  • @lukebramer3283
    @lukebramer3283 3 года назад +1896

    "It only lasts 3 hours. Fortunately..."
    OPENS A FULL DOUBLE CHEST OF STACKS OF CATALYSTS
    "I have a couple"
    Technoblade, master of humility and comedic sarcasm

    • @sighfourmc
      @sighfourmc 3 года назад +35

      he had exactly 3118 of those in his chest.
      "I have a couple"

    • @marthaa998
      @marthaa998 3 года назад +36

      Also had a "few" withers. 😂

    • @sn1p1n
      @sn1p1n 3 года назад +4

      Yea, it's only a few.

    • @Bonechoke
      @Bonechoke 3 года назад +19

      he was holdin back too. He had two other double chests filled with stacks of catalysts

    • @deadchannel1943
      @deadchannel1943 3 года назад +14

      “Everyone was saying I was bragging, but I was really holding back”
      Opens another few double chests of catalysts

  • @chrryx707
    @chrryx707 4 года назад +4860

    “I can’t go that long without uploading my fans will murder me.”
    people who waited for potato war 3: so that was a lie.

    • @HermitCree
      @HermitCree 4 года назад +122

      The worst part was watching the stream when he won, and then waiting over a month for the video lmao

    • @Grazzar
      @Grazzar 4 года назад +24

      I commented that first and I got 4 likes (RIP)

    • @user-ee1rl3tg7w
      @user-ee1rl3tg7w 4 года назад +6

      @@Grazzar lol

    • @comp_19
      @comp_19 4 года назад +23

      He legit dropped out of College to farm potatos

    • @HermitCree
      @HermitCree 4 года назад +16

      @@comp_19 He tried to tell us it was to record videos... But we all know the truth

  • @FionaAnimatesBagels
    @FionaAnimatesBagels 4 года назад +2500

    "I've seen Irish famines with more potatoes than this"
    Jesus Christ, if you keep roasting your opponents like this your going to be going up against *im a calamari kid*

    • @pooer382
      @pooer382 4 года назад +19

      haha dead

    • @shiv7978
      @shiv7978 4 года назад +4

      Haha dead

    • @jootok5071
      @jootok5071 4 года назад +19

      That is where you are wrong. Techno IS the *calamari kid*

    • @pooer382
      @pooer382 4 года назад

      @@shiv7978 '_'

    • @calamaribowl8683
      @calamaribowl8683 4 года назад +1

      Who?

  • @LincOnianZ
    @LincOnianZ 19 дней назад +6

    Every time I rewatch the series I make sure to eat some kind of Potato. Whether that be french fries, Potato chips, Tater Tots whatever.

  • @Herrscher-of-Autism
    @Herrscher-of-Autism 9 месяцев назад +3699

    Let this video become an immortal reminder of the lengths someone's ADHD will go to in order to be the best at something only one other person cares about

    • @gandpork
      @gandpork 9 месяцев назад +51

      This comment is perfect

    • @kazu7568
      @kazu7568 9 месяцев назад +43

      Every now and then I always find myself back at his videos watching them again and again

    • @themostproblematicperson
      @themostproblematicperson 8 месяцев назад +6

      lmao

    • @gavinsepicgaming9835
      @gavinsepicgaming9835 8 месяцев назад +6

      Wait how is this related to ADHD, if anything wouldn't ADHD make you not do this?

    • @gandpork
      @gandpork 8 месяцев назад +37

      @@gavinsepicgaming9835 ADHD includes an infamous ability to hyper focus on specific tasks.
      The long version:
      Adhd is not low attention, it is the lack of an ability to efficiently produce and or interact with dopamine, this means that people with adhd will search out any and all stimulation they can; because of this when a constant supply of dopamine presents itself to those with adhd they will focus on the source for as long as they can, hence why video games, drugs, pornography, and other addictive substances are common among those affected by adhd.

  • @vik8126
    @vik8126 4 года назад +2088

    "What do you want!?"
    "I was checking up on the last supper."
    "You were on my island for like twelve hours??"
    "It was a good painting!"

  • @dazeyt984
    @dazeyt984 4 года назад +2388

    Squid: YOU RUINED MY LIFE
    Techno: *uncontrollable laughter*

  • @Geegs
    @Geegs 4 года назад +3701

    "you ruined my life"
    "LOL"

    • @itbit1776
      @itbit1776 4 года назад +9

      Either your the worst tier of staff or your netherite tier

    • @arabicnokia4399
      @arabicnokia4399 4 года назад

      @@itbit1776 he's not a channel moderator but he also got 700 likes for commenting the pinned comment

    • @georgeofhamilton
      @georgeofhamilton 4 года назад +3

      LOL

    • @zvolyx3247
      @zvolyx3247 4 года назад +3

      The kind of comments that 2k likes and 4 replies always weird me out.

    • @Despacitoian
      @Despacitoian 4 года назад

      Geegs L O L

  • @UNKNOWN-fd8gi
    @UNKNOWN-fd8gi 23 дня назад +5

    R.I.P Techno
    Technoblade never dies he's playing Skywars in the skies

  • @eclipsetv1752
    @eclipsetv1752 2 года назад +3960

    "Technoblade never dies"
    A wise man once said, "A man only dies when he is forgotten." We will never forget you Techno, your videos will always make us laugh. You have made a huge mark of the entirety of the Minecraft community, you were the best of the best and you will live on in our hearts. TECHNO BLADE WILL NEVER DIE!

    • @yogurtperson
      @yogurtperson 2 года назад +20

      Agreed. The memories and experience he gave us all will never be forgotten!

    • @galactic6198
      @galactic6198 2 года назад +1

      May he rost

    • @user-sp1qn2uo5h
      @user-sp1qn2uo5h 2 года назад +5

      @@galactic6198 uhhhh

    • @Spartan_11711
      @Spartan_11711 2 года назад +4

      Revelation 21:4. 'He will wipe every tear from their eyes.
      Psalm 34:18. The LORD is close to the brokenhearted and saves those who are crushed in spirit.
      Psalm 147:3. He heals the brokenhearted and binds up their wounds.

    • @akaZiry
      @akaZiry 2 года назад +1

      Yes 🥲❤️

  • @HeyItsDan
    @HeyItsDan 5 лет назад +8020

    Fun fact: Jerry is actually Squid's alt and he has been AFKing on Techno's island for decades

  • @kimberlitemc8295
    @kimberlitemc8295 5 лет назад +843

    Technoblade: the only person to use ancient Chinese war strategies to win in an online potato race

  • @Codezer0xshinzu
    @Codezer0xshinzu 18 дней назад +4

    It's tragic .You're work your hardships to gain, and let this be a reminder that time is uncertain, but your legacy is just and is eternal rest easy technoblade i may not watch your content but as a man nothing but praise

  • @royfablooo2810
    @royfablooo2810 2 года назад +1899

    This series was truly TechnoBlade's masterpiece. This was his peak and he didn't disappoint. I am still at awe on what he did to make this video possible the many hours he pulled just to make a video. Rest Easy King.

    • @joshmarion8640
      @joshmarion8640 2 года назад +19

      This is my favorite video of his. It's so good. I laugh so much at it haha

    • @mepoka2200
      @mepoka2200 2 года назад +8

      Best technoblade video ever

    • @eugeneyuan806
      @eugeneyuan806 2 года назад +8

      I see we all find ourselves back to his masterpieces

    • @juanitadorrington2914
      @juanitadorrington2914 2 года назад +5

      yes it does seem this way

    • @jaxezyo9850
      @jaxezyo9850 2 года назад

      F cancer

  • @dasaniwater1618
    @dasaniwater1618 4 года назад +2266

    Technoblade: I can’t go that long without uploading
    Also him: does exactly that

    • @user-dh8oi2mk4f
      @user-dh8oi2mk4f 4 года назад +6

      Tactical Elite he’s gone longer than 3 months without uploading?

    • @imhs6915
      @imhs6915 4 года назад +25

      Aidan Zhong he’s doing it rn lol

    • @user-dh8oi2mk4f
      @user-dh8oi2mk4f 4 года назад +3

      @@imhs6915 oh, I see

    • @patriknovak6264
      @patriknovak6264 4 года назад +1

      @@user-dh8oi2mk4f ay

    • @toxic_gg867
      @toxic_gg867 4 года назад

      Patrik Novák ay

  • @jeniffer7799
    @jeniffer7799 13 дней назад +2

    I cracked up so hard when he said "there is a critical flaw with your island, it has the wrong number", I couldnt stop laughing xD

  • @alphamamba3076
    @alphamamba3076 5 лет назад +3367

    "Ive seen Irish famines with more potatos than this farm"
    Best quote ever

    • @Iodinee
      @Iodinee 5 лет назад +13

      he just copied his own quote from a few years ago you realize that?

    • @alphamamba3076
      @alphamamba3076 5 лет назад +17

      @@Iodinee nope, not really

    • @kata3461
      @kata3461 5 лет назад +65

      No the best quote is "if you have a problem the answer is slavery"

    • @alphamamba3076
      @alphamamba3076 5 лет назад +2

      @@kata3461 ye u right

    • @G33KPVP
      @G33KPVP 5 лет назад +5

      One of his older quotes too. Said it in "Inspiration" back in 2015

  • @elijahduvvuri1635
    @elijahduvvuri1635 3 года назад +3618

    I love how he calls online stalking “investigative journalism”

    • @dwightmiller9538
      @dwightmiller9538 3 года назад +37

      He is justifying his stalking by calling it "investigative journalism"

    • @stormy9920
      @stormy9920 3 года назад +7

      Why are we back here again!?!

    • @Idknomore2
      @Idknomore2 3 года назад +17

      @@stormy9920 every moth i come here to see this sooo

    • @unknownmj1699
      @unknownmj1699 3 года назад +3

      @@Idknomore2 lol

    • @rosamartinezdiaz3442
      @rosamartinezdiaz3442 3 года назад +3

      @@Idknomore2 yeah same

  • @neilcabrera2399
    @neilcabrera2399 5 лет назад +2942

    I thought technoblade would't upload maybe because of something that happened in his personal life.
    But when he said he was gone for 1 month because of farming potatoes, I couldn't help but laugh and remember the reason I subbed in the first place.

    • @zacharyrusch312
      @zacharyrusch312 5 лет назад +46

      Neil Cabrera this is very true lol

    • @azin1949
      @azin1949 5 лет назад +36

      Neil Cabrera this is very true lol

    • @loukkiss
      @loukkiss 5 лет назад +25

      Neil Cabrera this is very true lol

    • @johnhunter7244
      @johnhunter7244 5 лет назад +22

      Neil Cabrera this is very true lol

    • @AyColeWoah
      @AyColeWoah 5 лет назад +19

      Neil Cabrera this is very true lol

  • @emmaleeoutlaw8925
    @emmaleeoutlaw8925 Месяц назад +2

    'I'm having fun.*internally screaming*'
    'I dropped out of college for this.*more internal screaming*'

  • @light.5562
    @light.5562 2 года назад +388

    I literally just wanted to hear his voice again and instantly died inside. I love you Technoblade, you helped me through so many rough times in my life without even knowing I even existed. You were you, and that's why we ALL loved you. Rest in peace king.

  • @xNestorio
    @xNestorio 5 лет назад +22458

    this was so good

    • @daequanhairline3382
      @daequanhairline3382 5 лет назад +80

      when you have 260,000 subscribers yet your not top comment

    • @svenes2326
      @svenes2326 5 лет назад +5

      like yo babe

    • @joy-6629
      @joy-6629 5 лет назад +17

      YO NESTORIO!!!!!

    • @sudowo3688
      @sudowo3688 5 лет назад +11

      xNestorio hey I’m big fan u should be with techno for mc monday

    • @fireball7327
      @fireball7327 5 лет назад +1

      Oof

  • @spacemandaman2970
    @spacemandaman2970 2 года назад +664

    We all know death is at the end of everything, but the way a person really dies is when they are forgotten. Techno will always live in our hearts. R.I.P legend.

  • @mabeldies2936
    @mabeldies2936 21 день назад +2

    8:15 It took me about 20 rewatches to realize that Techno said "mitosis" not "my toeses"

  • @xdecimal6470
    @xdecimal6470 4 года назад +4015

    Technoblade’s casual dark humor kills me everytime

  • @LowReedExpert1
    @LowReedExpert1 3 года назад +3203

    I love how he's still cool with Squid after all this time and the war
    It was seriously such a hype moment when Squid popped up as a hunter during the charity stream

  • @sus9354
    @sus9354 4 года назад +944

    Tecnoblade: shows up for interview
    Interview: what are you good at
    Technoblade: I like to cyberbully kids

    • @sus9354
      @sus9354 4 года назад +1

      Not any more 😭

    • @bonkmeabeab3563
      @bonkmeabeab3563 4 года назад +9

      "I farmed over 500 million potatoes in minecraft"

    • @うが-g1b
      @うが-g1b 4 года назад +8

      “ I started and won a war in Minecraft.”

    • @mastergamerwasd5508
      @mastergamerwasd5508 4 года назад +4

      Interview : What!?
      Technoblade : Wait,
      in video games.

  • @reinbew62
    @reinbew62 2 месяца назад +8

    techno was the most respectable sweat ever

    • @WhyyyWhyyy
      @WhyyyWhyyy Месяц назад +1

      Never thought of it that way but that was what technoblade was

  • @Part1ng
    @Part1ng 4 года назад +1667

    “First he got arrested, then I cyberbullied him” -Technoblade

    • @Dyliannare
      @Dyliannare 3 года назад

      @@ranpu1019 hahahaha

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +7992

    Techno: "I've been farming potatoes"
    That must explain the Great Potato Famine of 1945

    • @connerhughes6654
      @connerhughes6654 3 года назад +64

      Hello mustache man, I see the algorithm has gathered us once again...

    • @vortigan7362
      @vortigan7362 3 года назад +37

      @@connerhughes6654
      No this one dosen't have a mustache

    • @connerhughes6654
      @connerhughes6654 3 года назад +21

      @@vortigan7362 oh no I’m dumb

    • @vortigan7362
      @vortigan7362 3 года назад +18

      @@connerhughes6654
      Oh don't worry, error happen

    • @blueish_berry
      @blueish_berry 3 года назад +2

      hello again

  • @Galaxygirl6219
    @Galaxygirl6219 10 месяцев назад +896

    No matter how many times I watch his videos I’ll never get tired of watching them. It’s strange hearing his voice even though he’s gone but it still makes me laugh hearing his jokes.
    TECNOBLADE NEVER DIES, fly high king. Give them hell in the afterlife.

    • @StaftyPlus
      @StaftyPlus 9 месяцев назад +6

      I'm still making fanarts of him, and talking about him alot.
      Tho my friends think I'm weird but I believe he should not be forgotten.

    • @themostproblematicperson
      @themostproblematicperson 8 месяцев назад +4

      NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

    • @cyberlord2987
      @cyberlord2987 8 месяцев назад +2

      Honestly greatest of all time, the certified GOAT

    • @Mqyt
      @Mqyt 6 месяцев назад

      he did die tho

    • @Flame900
      @Flame900 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@Mqyt a man dies when hes forgotten -dr. Hiriluk
      We still know and remember technoblade so until hes forgotten which will never happen he will never die

  • @Washedboi1651
    @Washedboi1651 Месяц назад +3

    "if hypixel has taught me anything is that if you have a problem, the answer is slavery"

  • @unabledstardust
    @unabledstardust Год назад +5997

    “Technoblade, where have you been all this time? Well, you see, I was farming potatoes in Skyblock.”
    somehow it hurts now

  • @fightclub6284
    @fightclub6284 4 года назад +9086

    I searched “Sun Tzu the art of war” and this was the third result

  • @SteveLaw80
    @SteveLaw80 5 лет назад +901

    im_a_squid_kid: *exists*
    Technoblade: I’m about to end this man’s entire career

  • @princex-synth
    @princex-synth 23 дня назад +3

    1:06
    Well techno I think your dream came true after all

  • @fallahrock9715
    @fallahrock9715 5 лет назад +1924

    Everyone: techno hasn't posted in a while
    Techno: So I've been grinding potatoes

  • @thatpenguinn
    @thatpenguinn 5 лет назад +769

    Techno: *Quits college so he can focus on his career*
    Also techno: Wait I have to upload?

  • @trollster7133
    @trollster7133 3 года назад +2308

    I like how techno just said “math wasn’t enough” and instead of getting idk potato farming for dummies he goes straight to the art of war. And no one questions it

  • @carmahjustice7896
    @carmahjustice7896 2 месяца назад +3

    "Unfortunately, I had a couple"
    Half a hundred full stacks of it

  • @mayad3402
    @mayad3402 4 года назад +1270

    My whole class literally watched this ENTIRE video today, and i was sitting there smiling the entire time. You're such a legend techno.

    • @chengfeiyu9687
      @chengfeiyu9687 4 года назад +58

      dang what a cool teacher

    • @lifegeek5742
      @lifegeek5742 4 года назад +15

      It’s a good example of the 3 act structure

    • @blackfire_x2964
      @blackfire_x2964 4 года назад +13

      Did someone say CLOUT?

    • @Seraphyyx
      @Seraphyyx 4 года назад +6

      I really wish me and my class would do that-

    • @Ad6re1
      @Ad6re1 4 года назад +1

      My teacher would yell at me

  • @joyce9786
    @joyce9786 4 года назад +1062

    I'm honestly a very new technoblade fan, but i've watched the potato war trilogy an embarrassing number of times already

    • @johndurie7830
      @johndurie7830 4 года назад +45

      I know, these videos are so fun to rewatch

    • @wilyriley_
      @wilyriley_ 4 года назад +29

      same i only started watching technoblade a month and a half ago

    • @SgwiggleMonSquiggles
      @SgwiggleMonSquiggles 4 года назад +38

      _embrace it, what is embarrassing to you is pitiful to the rest of us techno fans_

    • @qualityname2055
      @qualityname2055 4 года назад +14

      welcome!!! :D hope you enjoy your stay in the fandom

    • @sunsetskye483
      @sunsetskye483 4 года назад +1

      Same

  • @stevegottem5342
    @stevegottem5342 3 года назад +1352

    17:40
    Techno: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF YOU?!?
    Jerry: My goals are beyond your understanding...

    • @lavendercraft2515
      @lavendercraft2515 3 года назад +14

      Plot twist they work with squid and have been giveing him information

    • @Szymon-ul6zk
      @Szymon-ul6zk 3 года назад +12

      Our* goals *Soviet anthem starts playing*

    • @mchvisuals
      @mchvisuals 3 года назад +2

      600 like

    • @randomnoob3033
      @randomnoob3033 3 года назад +1

      The real ennemy is Jerry...

    • @kunikuzuzhi
      @kunikuzuzhi 3 года назад +1

      ur pfp scares me

  • @SkellyMan69420
    @SkellyMan69420 Месяц назад +2

    People are right
    This is the greatest Minecraft series ever
    It’s short
    Concise
    And truly amazing
    It leaves you wanting more
    Like any good fiction

  • @jaybonn5973
    @jaybonn5973 4 года назад +2352

    I see why people like techno now. How do people have the brain capacity for this

    • @christopherbyun7182
      @christopherbyun7182 4 года назад +89

      We don’t

    • @fishfood4743
      @fishfood4743 4 года назад +34

      @@christopherbyun7182 Exactly

    • @felesnocis
      @felesnocis 4 года назад +18

      Jay Bonn, Please tell me you watched the next two videos about the war

    • @jaybonn5973
      @jaybonn5973 4 года назад +53

      @@felesnocis regretfully...... hes a madman

    • @jaybonn5973
      @jaybonn5973 4 года назад +52

      @@felesnocis also his comedic timing is perfect

  • @jackwasfound8642
    @jackwasfound8642 3 года назад +2615

    "If hypixel has taught me anything, is that if you have a problem, the answer is slavery."

    • @ali_exists1482
      @ali_exists1482 3 года назад +29

      When he said that I laughed so hard lol

    • @OgGhostJelly
      @OgGhostJelly 3 года назад +12

      did you know that rule also applies to real life? I sure do.

    • @Daveyhmmm
      @Daveyhmmm 3 года назад +11

      “In the first time on 2b2t history, slave labour.”

    • @jackwasfound8642
      @jackwasfound8642 3 года назад +6

      @@Daveyhmmm lol

    • @tem7915
      @tem7915 3 года назад +2

      @@OgGhostJelly no

  • @no.you.
    @no.you. 4 года назад +6060

    This all started because Technoblade got top 50 by accident.

    • @ricardo1405
      @ricardo1405 4 года назад +140

      No he was just too lazy to buy them of the AH

    • @Fallman10
      @Fallman10 4 года назад +22

      And now he head won

    • @oganesson7255
      @oganesson7255 4 года назад +1

      Tortoise: Now, I have won.

    • @kkTeaz
      @kkTeaz 4 года назад +1

      Ye

    • @abslzero
      @abslzero 4 года назад +12

      @@Fallman10 ah yes he *head* won

  • @MO3CH1
    @MO3CH1 Месяц назад +2

    its 11/11/24 today marks the 4th year anniversary of the legendary potato war. Techno will be missed

  • @sch3243
    @sch3243 2 года назад +366

    Still can’t believe it, I’m in tears rn, he will be missed but his memory will forever live on, Technoblade never dies. Thanks for everything techno.
    edit:
    He didn’t lose to cancer
    He took cancer down with him
    It was a tie
    AND THEN HE LUNCHED MERCH ABOUT IT WHAT A LEGEND