"This dude has a mental illness" techno then describes how he crawled through his base to calculate his minions rates with a stopwatch (that shit was so funny to me)
Imagine being so dedicated to being #1 in Potatos you accidentally become one of the highest players in the world in a completely different and unrelated field. That's like working to become the smartest person in the world and accidentally becoming the fourth best in the world at Irish tap dancing.
Technoblade getting rank 4 in alchemy is the Hypixel equivalent of when Magnus Carlsen (current chess world champion) suddenly appeared on the fantasy football global rankings
1:54 for anyone wondering, his alt’s name is literally just Potatoes in French This man is a master of disguise, almost on par with Squid and his Bozo alt
squid: "He has a mental illness" Techno 1 minute later "so then I crawled through his farm and meticulously timing his minions and put it into a spreadsheet also I created an entire SMP series as part of my master plan"
Sutaokami nice Bruce lee reference. Knowing me I probably got the person wrong but it’s that one guy who punched stuff and is a self proclaimed try-hard sweat/martial artists
I like how foogle returned as the one person techno needed to get a new minion slot, techno even remembered his dragon armour sike trade and partially forgived him for it
@@athomesuperhero it's like what OP had said, Foogle did a sike trade on Techno in the previous videos when he was looking for a helmet for the Superior Dragon Armor set. Foogle said he has one, but when the trade was about to be confirmed, he backed off last second (which also led him to being humiliated by a lot of live viewers I think), hence why Techno was being skeptical
squidkid: Ha, he wont be able to track my potatoes if i disable the API! Techno: *crawls inside farm and uses stopwatch to calculate output* squidkid: b r u h
17Mystic yeah, he conquered all of SMP earth to distract a man from making virtual potatoes. And then he covered up a massive glitch in the game and made his enemy think he had cause his potato amount to half.
Little did technoblade know that the video that did "alright" went on to create a whole movement, and become one of the most known minecraft wars and videos of all time, alongside techno's legacy now that he is gone. Id say that was time well spent for the amount of laughter and watchtime it gave us. Rest in peace you beautiful pig, thank you for countless memes :(
I've been watching his videos for years. I subbed when he had like 5k subscribers. That's what you stick around for. I used to watch his blitz videos all day because they were hilarious. ❤️❤️❤️
The reason technoblade is one of the best you tubers in the world is because of the respect he holds for his enemies and how he defends them from toxic haters.
@@X-SPONGED its only stalking if its not done by multimillionaire company or company. did u ever realise how a a individual is not allowed to dump toxic waste in rivers but companies are allowed in major mass toxic dumps in rivers
"i'm quitting school, no joke" "that's not very wise, being #2 in potatoes doesn't pay very well" IM DEAD Rip to the goat of Skyblock. He was truly unlike any other youtuber
i saw this when it came out and 3 years later ive seen every war 2-3 times and techno never stopped being funny R.I.P. king techno you are always in our hearts
When he pulled out a spreadsheet I almost cried from laughing this man is actually insane I thought people were exaggerating but no he's actually insane.
"technoblade has 473,647,263 potatoes" Technoblade never dies. Not in our hearts guys I'm not a time traveler, I edited this comment in july 2022 when i was rewatching all of his videos
squid : disables api ha! there's no way he's got me techno: logs into another version, swims through his farm, times his minions with a stopwatch and uses a formula on a spreadsheet. *FARM FOR ANOTHER 1000000 YEARS*
Dear techno army, We know techno has changed our lives by cyberbullying some people, gaining over 10 million subs. But the war is not over yet, we need to make him reach 20 million subs and force RUclips to make him a custom 20 mil play button by 1 June 2024 ,his birthday as 'Mere death cannot conquer The Blade'
today i was having a really bad day, one of those days where my depression want to keep me in bed forever but i just came back to this series and to this day it's still one of the funniest things ever. i literally found myself reciting his words before he said them because ive seen these so many times. im going to miss techno til the day i die, he meant so much to me and so much to so many people. idk if i want to cry or smile but i dont want to die anymore because of him and thats more than enough
lets be real technoblade is one of the most interesting channels that exploded. its an actual competitive orientated minecraft channel, even though all minecraft youtubers that are really big are just casuals that mainly became big by other games. I think technoblade became big because he is entertaining and competitive at the same time so its fun to see him "stab kids" .
Rengar Main actually we like him mostly because of his personality and demeanor while recording, which is actually quite similar to this comment shut up nerd
I hope his fans and friends keep his channel going, theres so much unreleased content that i hope comes to light someday just to keep his channel going and growing in his honour!
@@newchallenger7665 when you havent watched infinity war but theres spoilers everywhere reality is often disappointing (i actually never seen infinity war)
I came back to the greatest minecraft series on this platform after hearing the news today, and I find myself almost forgetting that it all happened. Nothing has had time to sink in. Across many accounts and over many years I’ve watched Techno go from 2k to 2m, to 10m. This man’s amazing humor and personality carried me from elementary to high school, and always made me feel better when my own life got rough. If I look back through the years, even to the days of the Blitz parody, Techno has a place in my life in every time period and every one of those years, and was truly a source of comfort. We love you Technoblade, and we’ll always be here. Rest in peace, and thank you for all the years.
@@chilfghfh1949 yeah, I feel such a sense of loss. This was one of the most genuine men out there and it’s so painful to lose him so early. I wish the best to his family
by potato limit he probly means the 32 bit integer limit (4,294,967,296) 2^32 = 4,294,967,296. So that means a 32 bit integer can be any integer between 0 and 4,294,967,295. Unless you want to be able to use negative numbers, in which case you split it down the middle, and you get any integer between -2,147,483,648 and 2,147,483,647 (the missing 1 from the positive range is used for 0)
"Started an SMP series to throw him off the trail." Wait--Wha--Wh *Technoblade spends months creating a series just to ensure one video isn't obselete*
"you were kicked from the guid by im_a_squid_kid for reason 'bozo'."
that was legitimately foreshadowing
?
you haven't watched Potato War 3 yet!? well, i ain't spoiling anything. go watch the finale.
@@ortrieur6948 a truly good man respect
@@ortrieur6948 i did!!!! 🥺
@@ortrieur6948 but thank u for being polite all the same HAHAH
“This mans playing checkers while I’m farming potatoes”
Is such a raw and powerful sentence.
Queen Chaos not as raw as a good potato
This mans playing checkers while I was playing chess.... BUT THE PIECES ARE MADE OF POTATO I CARVED BY HAND
My fav part of the vid
this is so deep it changed my life for ever :0
maks zupanec, your favourite part was the ending lmao?
"This dude has a mental illness"
techno then describes how he crawled through his base to calculate his minions rates with a stopwatch
(that shit was so funny to me)
hahaha so funny
.... Dedication... or insanity.
N Spark29 both
True
worst part is we got no clue if he was serious
I have mad respect for Squid Kid for being able to keep up with Techno, while also being in college.
true
Facts
I want to now how he reacted to his death
@@amaz7763 good spelling
@@amaz7763same
Imagine being so dedicated to being #1 in Potatos you accidentally become one of the highest players in the world in a completely different and unrelated field. That's like working to become the smartest person in the world and accidentally becoming the fourth best in the world at Irish tap dancing.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
bro moment
True 😂
King Ghidorah LOL
@@juliag2703 You are also a Julia G?
This video was the tipping point that has left me thoroughly convinced that Technoblade is fueled by nothing but raw spite and hubris.
POG PINNED BY TECHNOBLADE!!!
Lol
You know hubris was a word used to describe the gods, and technoblade is a GOD.
The content tho
Techno got lucky Bazaar made it so that you can only buy 10 stacks of an item per day
This man joined an entire SMP as a tactic in the Potato War, and didn't even care about it yet still was able to take over the entire world
@A Cheeseburger wbwn
Wow I can’t believe you are surprised, this is technoblade remember
That is Technoblade an indescribable man
That’s a surprise? He’s technoblade
U can not
"This man's been playing checkers WHILE I'VE BEEN FARMING POTATOES" is one of the hardest lines ever spoken in Minecraft. Technoblade never loses.
unless its to cancer
@@CityAstrobro…..
@@CityAstroget ratioed
@@CityAstro the cancer also died, so technically its a tie, which is NOT a loss
@@CityAstroI want to be mad at this but- pffft
Technoblade getting rank 4 in alchemy is the Hypixel equivalent of when Magnus Carlsen (current chess world champion) suddenly appeared on the fantasy football global rankings
Magnus Carlsen what?
And it was all to get better at potatos
@@duatia5315 uncultured swine
@@ej-jz5rc bro chill, magnus Carlson is not in the public eye, it doesn’t matter
@@alexstewart2897 it’s literally in the original comment
The spread sheet he used to track squid’s farming was called “very normal behavior” BRUH (timestamp 10:24)
Holy shit that is a good easter egg
This is why i love technoblade
Time stamp?
@@darkinators read my comment again.
I honestly love that timestamp because it's 2^10
Why is nobody talking about
Squid: "im not joking im dropping school"
Techno: "that's not wise, being #2 in potatoes doesn't pay very well"
Where in the vid is this?
@@evalig871 0:21
He murdered that man
Bruh electricsnivy, what a dumb name, also, I don’t even know who you are, you're so trash lmao
Who asked. You just randomly insulted him for no reason.
1:54 for anyone wondering, his alt’s name is literally just Potatoes in French
This man is a master of disguise, almost on par with Squid and his Bozo alt
Dats cool
This man was a master of disguise
“Dirt apples” lmao funny name
o7
In Québec we say: "patates" (the s is plural) (weird i know)
squid: "He has a mental illness"
Techno 1 minute later "so then I crawled through his farm and meticulously timing his minions and put it into a spreadsheet also I created an entire SMP series as part of my master plan"
I think squid might be right
@@thepoweroffreesh6820 It's called dedication... to an unhealthy degree.
@@thepoweroffreesh6820 Lmaoooo
ADHD hyper focus 😂
Not to lie but squid is right but squid also didn’t need to say it
"Are you stalking me?"
*"No, I'm doing investigative journalism."*
E
E
E
E
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When techno was getting alchemy I felt so bad for the number Number one guy, he must of been freaking out thinking techno was gonna take his spot too
Your pfp
It terrifies me
TheRedGuyYT I know the full image, you should be scared....
@@pb_x i'm gonna regret this but, Sauce?
TheRedGuyYT
Oh god, why’d you point it out??
@@pb_x sauce? For research purpose
I love how even though he disses squid kid he acts like that older brother thats "I can bully him but YOU can't" I love him may he rest in peace
The Great Potato Famine would've never happened if Technoblade was around back then
1 day ago 14likes,
Just some guy without a mustache: i'm used to that.
technoblade is solving famines with slavery
true
Yayyyyyy or here
Here too...
"I fear not the man who has planted ten-million different plants, but the man who has planted one plant ten-million time's" ~Some punch kick dude
Sutaokami Yes this is good
more like 145 million times
Sutaokami nice Bruce lee reference. Knowing me I probably got the person wrong but it’s that one guy who punched stuff and is a self proclaimed try-hard sweat/martial artists
@@allen8655 dont worry about it, didn't know it was Bruce lee till you said that
Midnight Yep you got it right. Bruce Lee
When you realize SMP earth was just a Distraction
It's sad because I liked that series
He has three minecrafts
@peroh I know, I just want more episodes
And he still conquered the earth
You forgot a dance after distraction
I like how foogle returned as the one person techno needed to get a new minion slot, techno even remembered his dragon armour sike trade and partially forgived him for it
wait what happened? I didn't watch any of his other skyblock content
@@athomesuperhero it's like what OP had said, Foogle did a sike trade on Techno in the previous videos when he was looking for a helmet for the Superior Dragon Armor set. Foogle said he has one, but when the trade was about to be confirmed, he backed off last second (which also led him to being humiliated by a lot of live viewers I think), hence why Techno was being skeptical
This is the most legendary battle Minecraft has ever had. Absolute god-tier content.
we need another war !!!
I mean is just two mad man farming potatoes but sure
@@RED01SEA no, we need another god!
Killer bean
heard of huahwi vs xnestorio or tylarzz vs nestor in uhc kid???
squidkid: Ha, he wont be able to track my potatoes if i disable the API!
Techno: *crawls inside farm and uses stopwatch to calculate output*
squidkid: b r u h
just 0 mercy
Mrzombie295 *updates it in a friggin EXCEL sheet and calculates with the original amount plus each increase in output DAILY*
Modern problems require old fashioned techniques..
@@fantasticphil3863 It was a friggin Google Sheets sheet
CKing Pro excel hasn’t reached the level of universality to the point that a google spreadsheet can’t be called an excel sheet? ☹️
He made a whole series just to throw squid kid off his trail. Respect
Im pretty Sure that was a joke
Video games are serious business and should be shown with respect. - Techno
Leobastian 04 i doubt it.
I think he did it just why not and realised it could be a perfect tactic. Techno is incredibly smart so I won’t be surprised
PhoenixGamer10 | Gaming master plan
17Mystic yeah, he conquered all of SMP earth to distract a man from making virtual potatoes.
And then he covered up a massive glitch in the game and made his enemy think he had cause his potato amount to half.
Little did technoblade know that the video that did "alright" went on to create a whole movement, and become one of the most known minecraft wars and videos of all time, alongside techno's legacy now that he is gone. Id say that was time well spent for the amount of laughter and watchtime it gave us. Rest in peace you beautiful pig, thank you for countless memes :(
I just love how mundane his voice is it makes this 10X funnier
I would like the comment but it’s at 69 likes
I've been watching his videos for years. I subbed when he had like 5k subscribers. That's what you stick around for. I used to watch his blitz videos all day because they were hilarious. ❤️❤️❤️
Techno has the voice of a normal HEY GUYS youtuber and a chill person at the same time
So controversial yet so true.
Surely you mean monotone? I enjoy the monotone commentary as well.
I just realized that Techno’s alt’s name, pommedeterre, is French for potato (apple of the earth).
le epic
Next he’s gonna come out as potato sexual
apple of *earth*
Wow
i realized right away because im from Canada lmaoooooooooooo
soo techno literally just conquered the entire world... as a distraction to his ultimate battle plan. dude's an absolute god
oh... wait what... hol' up
@@mtdeeley SMP Earth
I like it, but then un-liked the comment.
Normal Sunday for Techno
when u wanna like the comment but it already has 420 likes
The world was not ready for his crazy genius. Rip techno, you'll never die in our hearts.
10:25 the name of the spreadsheet is “very normal behavior”. I lost it.
This was the moment techno's sanity fell into my question
LOL
@@ladder3257 I may have lost my composure but techno lost his sanity.
Lmfao
LMAO
Okay but the fact they're both grown adults having a potato war is just- *their lives have peaked.*
Its the golden age of their lives.
Rose a sub has been earned (even if you dont post lol)
@@Wandejcjdn Oh well thanks aha!
@@rosemary8020 Another sub has been given!
@@GumSkyloard Thank you :o
Students: math won’t help in real life
Techno: “calculates the potatoe output of his enemies so that he may rule”
the one time its useful
I have made A mistake advanced math is muda
Cough cough it's a game not real life so technicaly the students is right
@@elmothestalker5148 playing minecraft is part of real life, but there really is a good reason to learn math
@@dongdoansy6072 is that a mutha flipping JoJo's reference?
Ik for a fact Hypixel will never be the same without you, so long Technoblade.
If Techno used half of his brain on something else than Minecraft, he would either save humanity or end it.
Half? You mean 1% of his brain
How is this so perfect
The worst part about this is that its completely true. He's reached a higher state of existance than us.
Just you wait it's all part of the master plan
Probably end it, or at the mininmum take it over
Plot Twist: This series is just a cover for his real objective which is reaching rank 1 in alchemy
Wait...🤭🤔
Hmmmmm
@Kaiden Cook *ghasp* We have been blind all along!
@@crystallxix1493 GHASPIFY OMGGG
He probably has most hours in skyblock
Squid: Doesn’t devote every second of his day to farming potatoes
Techno: I’ve seen Irish famines with more potatoes than this
might wanna fix that typo my guy
VenomViper300 oh shoot thanks man
@@krillius5364 there was another typo
@@stubi3633 agreed
Elias Negishi where
babe wake up it's time for our monthly potato war binge session
„He‘s an adult. He doesn‘t care.“
*Technoblade, also an adult*: BUT I CARE
iskander he’s just a rly big 15 year old
I'm not sure but he propably 18 or 19
@@komiks42 he's 21
technoblade uses voice changer confirmed
170th like lol
13:09
_"Most opportunities are created by luck, it takes skill to grasp those opportunities and turn it into success"_
-Technoblade
truly motivational
Surprised that came from a video about farming potatos
Ora ora ora!
Ok
Hmm, like for Technoblade, Minecraft Monday.
Technoblade: “so I started an SMP earth series as a distraction”
Antarctic empire: am I a joke to you
Wavyflowz ALL ARE INFERIOR TO THE POTATOES
Imagine creating the most powerful empire in the world and taking over the entire planet and conquering space just as a distraction
@@nziomonly one person can do this only technoblede
Yes
After 2 yrs still my favourite series..RIP THE BLADE
Early reply
Early reply
Potato trilogy is timeless
The reason technoblade is one of the best you tubers in the world is because of the respect he holds for his enemies and how he defends them from toxic haters.
Technoblade is a king duhhhh
Professionals have standards
PRAISE TECHNOBLADE!!!!
Wasnt ennemie they was rival
@@quitkid8727 Feelings? You know what has a lot of feelings? Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death, with a golf trophie.
I love how he calls online stalking “investigative journalism”
I mean, if paparazzi can do it
Why can't we ?
@@X-SPONGED its only stalking if its not done by multimillionaire company or company. did u ever realise how a a individual is not allowed to dump toxic waste in rivers but companies are allowed in major mass toxic dumps in rivers
well that’s a fancy way to pronounce it
Your not wrong
@@orange8216 *Well arent hypixel and youtube companies?And channels makes money as well,so doesnt that count as a company?*
Is anyone gonna talk about his alt being called potato in French.
lots of people are talking about it
@@somemagellanic he's stupid bruh
@@mayoraldrinzon4847 no u
@@rekt307 no u
What is it called?
“Most opportunities are created by luck, but it takes skill to grasp them” - techno
I was thinking “this isn’t that crazy”..... then I learned he uses spreadsheets
That's not as crazy as it might sound, I started using spreadsheets to keep track of enchantment books prices.
Trust me... he needs therapy - wait for potato war 3
The man is going to use inter-dimesional travel next or some crap
micromanaging. been around the practice since the masters of most games i play do that
@@seventhirtysix7794 you knew something
He started an entire SERIES as a distraction mechanism?!!
Yes
BRUH MOMENT
Techno is truly the ultimate life form
HiddenAlien
Two year olds:iS tHaT a JOjO ReFErEnCE!?!?
boi
alternative title: pigman realizes consequences of his actions after the stock market crashes, keeps going
*is so f***ing rich he does not care and proceeds to decimate competitors yet again
man too rich to go bankrupt
The sunk cost fallacy is strong with this one
the pig of wall street
There is just no one else like Techno man. This man was absolutely one of a kind :,)
the rewatchability of this series is honestly amazing
I’ve rewatched it 3 times
This is better than any Netflix show.
@@shintena.. lmao
I come back and rewatch all of them like every few months
Trueee. He's my comfort youtuber lol (was about to say streamer but like..)
This is like my 7th time lol
"i'm quitting school, no joke"
"that's not very wise, being #2 in potatoes doesn't pay very well"
IM DEAD
Rip to the goat of Skyblock. He was truly unlike any other youtuber
JoicSeth where is that?
@@epsilon7878 0:19
JoicSeth lol
> _IM DEAD_
another one bites the dust
Looool
"I started an SMP series to throw him off the trail"
thank you technoblade
,very cool
Does this mean he wasn't serious about his smp series?
@@catp6405 it's... obviously a joke...
@@AOZ. shhhh
That smart lol
i saw this when it came out and 3 years later ive seen every war 2-3 times and techno never stopped being funny R.I.P. king techno you are always in our hearts
When he pulled out a spreadsheet I almost cried from laughing this man is actually insane I thought people were exaggerating but no he's actually insane.
@@Fisinocean he’s not moronic, just obsessed with being the best
reeeeeeeeee
And what makes it worse is that the spreadsheet is titled “very normal behavior”
Never underestimate the blade
@@Fisinocean tachno??
This man is the guy in the math question
"technoblade has 473,647,263 potatoes"
Technoblade never dies. Not in our hearts
guys I'm not a time traveler, I edited this comment in july 2022 when i was rewatching all of his videos
I love this comment.
@@jakerussell135 im_a_squid_kid has 69,420 potatoes. who has more potatoes? explain.
@@user-ee1rl3tg7w im_a_squid_kid has more potatoes because 6 is more than 4
_/s_
@@jakerussell135 A+++
Squid: "im not joking im dropping school"
Techno: "that's not wise"
Techno: *"being #2 in potatoes doesnt pay that well"*
BOI
time stamp?
@@jay-co3lo 0:20 pause at last screenshot
You Local Ocygen Dealer. what anime is on your profile. :)
@@mtsakif1593 it's not an anime, it's a VTuber.(Streamers with Anime avatar.)
@@S.Fahren what? nooooo I thought it was a doujin
"Technoblade never dies"
-Sun tzu, the art of war
squid : disables api ha! there's no way he's got me
techno: logs into another version, swims through his farm, times his minions with a stopwatch and uses a formula on a spreadsheet.
*FARM FOR ANOTHER 1000000 YEARS*
Big brain
*Technoblade* *gets* *top* *5* *in* *alchemy*
*#1* *alchemy* *player:* sweats nervously
Technoblade gets #1 in all skyblock charts.
@@krackencrusader403 the real addicted advancement gotten.
da numba 1 alchemy player sweating nervously just techno almost got to numba 1 just to get the 24th minion slots
@@Someone-dh1pr to upgrade his rabbit pet*
4*
“I spent so many hours brewing potions that i ended up rank 4 globally”
Techno 1 year later: the great alchemy war
2 weeks*
2 days**
2 hours***
2 minutes****
2 seconds **
Dear techno army,
We know techno has changed our lives by cyberbullying
some people, gaining over 10 million subs. But the war is not
over yet, we need to make him reach 20 million subs and
force RUclips to make him
a custom 20 mil play button by
1 June 2024 ,his birthday as
'Mere death cannot conquer
The Blade'
OMG YESS,THE BUTTON NEED TO HAVE WRITTEN ON IT "SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE" OR "TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES"
"Timing each of his minions with a stopwatch every day to calculate his exact potato output."
Sounds like some anime protagonist.
OP protagonist who is somehow always smarter than his opponents
Except he has an explanation to his genius
So who is going to the anime of technoblade
Technoblade is Like madara but 100x powerfull
Light Yagami
Red Cannot Sing Next you’ll say: “It was all a part of the master plan!”
lets all just be glad technoblade is playing minecraft and not in a goverment job. when i say he would take over the world i am not kidding.
I mean he is an anarchist so... We probably don't have to worry. Probably
He’d spare dadza,philza and tommy then murder dream first
Probably
He hates governments tho
@@cocoa25121 I thought that was just in the dream smp.
Wait is that not just part of a character, or is it part of him irl just maxed out on the smp.
alternate title: techno spends millions of dollars to cyberbully a child on hypixel, then does it again
marmot man99 squidkid, he was 17
@@Samuel-dg4jv that's not a kid, that's a adult
888 likes, sorry, bouta ruin it :)
Is techno a millionare?
@@Amelie6678 in Skyblock yes
“this man has a mental illness”
9:41 LMFAO I DIED
So fun fact: Techno’s alt account, PommesDeTerre, mean potato in French. When it’s literally translated, it actually means Apple of (the) Earth.
I know lmao, I’m french
@@Beephobic1013 ok
SaltyStrawberris ok
SaltyStrawberris ok
SaltyStrawberris ok
"This dude has a mental illnes"
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
illness*
@@NiikoKnacko shut*
@@NiikoKnacko who actually cares
Thousandth like lol
@@vhgghmaavuy9559 I do
Techno After the Great potato war: There is Never gonna be a second one
Squid: Starts potato war 2
Techno: Wins again
The cold potato war: Showtime
oh o
Whos the Hitler here, cause techno does technically have a cult potato following.
@@denissdenisson6823 why hitler? It was a financial and economic war between America and the Soviet Union
@@YJ-eq3gd I was assuming this was a "war to end all wars" thing.
@Yejun Na Your living in the past buddy. We’re done talking abt the Cold War. Welcome to World Potato War III
Rest in piece king
Probably one of your best series
Thief: time to break into this house
Another thief: sorry sir but it’s not your turn to break in yet
He spent like 10 seconds casually mentioning an entire POTATO CULT that had broken into his farm. I must learn more.
The funny thing is that that’s how most high-level robberies work
@@masterdoge987 h-how do you know that?
@@lihretti how do u think?
A good assasin also knows how to steal
"Damn i liked potatoes but not THIS much"
-Sun Tzu, the art of war
Lmaoo
Hahaha
LMAOOOOOOOOO
“Angry Peruvian noises”
Irish crusade noises
Techno: I started an smp series to throw him off.
What I hear after watching that series: I conquered the f*cking world to distract someone.
It’s like trying to win a chess match so you terraform mars to distract the opponent.
Wow this reminds me of the time where I played guess who to distract the president while I stole the 🗼
@@CrazyIwasCrazyOnce222 This sounds like something Peter Griffin would say
@@ballersigmaohioskibidi yeah, genius!
Where did you get your profile pic from?
"Whatever you do, don't reveal all your techniques in a youtube video, you fool, you moron. - Sun Tzu, The Art of War." Best quote ever.
When you create an entire SMP Earth series... TO THROW SOMEONE OFF YOUR POTATO FARMING.
ALL PART OF THE *MASTERPLAAAAAAAAAAANNN*
he quit college to do this
XD
I was the 1000th likes hahaha
@Olive Milk so every people can't comment if nobody is asking huh?
Potato Famines would've never happened if Technoblade was born back then
How are you everywhere?
How does this doesn't have thousands of likes even the joke is overused?
AHA FOUND YOU
Hey new comment
Panic
just noticed that his spreadsheet tracking potato output is named "very normal behavior"
Completely normal
Normal Tuesday I assume?
today i was having a really bad day, one of those days where my depression want to keep me in bed forever but i just came back to this series and to this day it's still one of the funniest things ever. i literally found myself reciting his words before he said them because ive seen these so many times. im going to miss techno til the day i die, he meant so much to me and so much to so many people. idk if i want to cry or smile but i dont want to die anymore because of him and thats more than enough
The lengths this man has gone through to cyber bully a college student
He hates them all after the ultimate hunger games incident
nice musty pfp cubienewbie
@@hemangkeswani s h i b e
lets be real technoblade is one of the most interesting channels that exploded. its an actual competitive orientated minecraft channel, even though all minecraft youtubers that are really big are just casuals that mainly became big by other games. I think technoblade became big because he is entertaining and competitive at the same time so its fun to see him "stab kids" .
Also fun and original humor.
Also, his voice is really good to hear while trying to sleep.
Cough cough... 5.5M views on minecraft story mode ep 2-4.
That sounds right and makes sense.
KEKW
Rengar Main actually we like him mostly because of his personality and demeanor while recording, which is actually quite similar to this comment
shut up nerd
This man has taught me more math than all of my teachers combined using the motive of a potato war.
Ur teacher are trash because this is basic highschool math
Very true
@@prumchhangsreng979 r/wooosh
@@villelinnros8806 that isn’t how you use a whoosh you know that right
lol yeah
"Most opportunities are created by luck, it takes skill to grasp those opportunities" this is so powerfull
“This dude has a mental illness!” -Squid
“I just really like potatoes” -Techno
He actually has adhd
@@gorbdafrog5732 so do I. And I won’t lie, that’s what adhd does to me 😂
@@K1NGRaj Pfft-
@@K1NGRaj I hyper fixated on Technoblade and it hasn't stopped... It started like 4 weeks ago... Help me...
@@shewolfblacklink1062 to late 1 second traps you and links your soul to technoblade
A squid farms a million potatoes a day. A pig farms 15% more. Calculate the mass of the sun.
As Obama told me. IT'S THREE!
*yes*
Blue.
Bicycle.
It is equal to your mom's weight 😂😂
"its about to be exam season squid kid will be at his weakest" literally the funniest shit ive ever heard
I read that just as he said it
timestmp
@@chloe4157 5:56
Language lol
LANGUAGE!
-Badboyhalo
These vids are so good to come back to, even after he passed
Technoblade is the only adult person so dedicated to cyberbullying kids in a Block game.
idk how commas work exactly, and i just place them based on some gut feeling, but i don't think one' s supposed to be there
@@user-qu5bj6ee3o Lol,
Gullerod Jensen Then you clearly haven't watched flamingo
And getting views and money out of it.
yes,
That scene when Techno’s alt outbid squid kid literally felt like a depressing betrayal scene
got kicked from guild reason:
bozo
im the 300th like lol
400 likes 3 comment BRUH
Techno's spreadsheet is titled, "very normal behavior" (10:23). I love this man.
i didn't even notice oml
it was probably tilted by 6.9 degrees.
*Nice.*
lol
And it turns out that this is the same spreadsheet he sent to Tommy way back when!
I hope his fans and friends keep his channel going, theres so much unreleased content that i hope comes to light someday just to keep his channel going and growing in his honour!
He is literally Thanos
SMP Earth: *Dominates the world*
Hypixle: *Becomes a farmer*
Star Strats I would do a thanos joke but I’m not cursed with knowledge
Pokefan 89999 that joke was funny and it did put a smile on my face
@@newchallenger7665 when you havent watched infinity war but theres spoilers everywhere
reality is often disappointing
(i actually never seen infinity war)
hypixel*
@@marcy1949 i want to forget about the films i watched so i can watch them more times without knowing what will happen XD
The thing that gets me is how much he quotes “The art of war”
Edge he was an English major he really wants to make his time in college writing papers worthwhile
I HAVE THAT BOOK!!!!!
@@2n423 i thought it said hate for a sec
2008 Productions I got it just because of these videos xD
@@crazydude2361 oh wow
cool
I came back to the greatest minecraft series on this platform after hearing the news today, and I find myself almost forgetting that it all happened. Nothing has had time to sink in. Across many accounts and over many years I’ve watched Techno go from 2k to 2m, to 10m. This man’s amazing humor and personality carried me from elementary to high school, and always made me feel better when my own life got rough. If I look back through the years, even to the days of the Blitz parody, Techno has a place in my life in every time period and every one of those years, and was truly a source of comfort. We love you Technoblade, and we’ll always be here. Rest in peace, and thank you for all the years.
Yeah it's strange to think the guy I'm watching right now is no longer alive.
@@chilfghfh1949 yeah, I feel such a sense of loss. This was one of the most genuine men out there and it’s so painful to lose him so early. I wish the best to his family
Rest in peace
I haven't even proceeded the he passed away. R.I.P technoblade
At least he got his final wish to hit 10 mil, a career filled with Ws ends with a W
by potato limit he probly means the 32 bit integer limit (4,294,967,296) 2^32 = 4,294,967,296. So that means a 32 bit integer can be any integer between 0 and 4,294,967,295. Unless you want to be able to use negative numbers, in which case you split it down the middle, and you get any integer between -2,147,483,648 and 2,147,483,647 (the missing 1 from the positive range is used for 0)
"Started an SMP series to throw him off the trail." Wait--Wha--Wh *Technoblade spends months creating a series just to ensure one video isn't obselete*
now this is true commitment to the cause
He still got money from the smp videos so win win?
Those Sun Tzu quotes werent just random. This guy is using ancient tactics to win this Potato war.
I was so f*cking shocked man
@@antoniou6427 shooketh*
"I Uploaded SMP to Hid my Plans"
So World Domination was just a Decoy!!
Clearly potatoes > World
**Potatoes**
Technoblade: ILL TAKE UR ENTIRE STOCK
Michael Leung but he actually took over the aorld lmao
That is hard to believe
ireland was first
I adore that the alts name is just “Potatos”
Hon hon *french snort*
I like your picture
Ayyyy
I already made a comment on that on my other acc
apples of the earth
I like the idea that the entire smp was a distraction from his plans lol
THIS MAN MADE AN SMP SERIES JUST TO THROW SOME KID OF HIS TRAIL. WHAT A POG CHAMP.
Yea
Or did he start the potato war to throw off his enemies in the smp?
@@dr.unventor oh yeah, this is big brain time
Stfu gacha kid
It was a hoke
Squid: "Who are you?"
Techno: *_"Death."_*
Apex reference
Actually Techno is potatoes
True.
Batman
xd
I really like your style, Techno. Stick up for Squid as a person, run him over as a gaming rival. Y'all actually beefing on Squid need to chill.
And *NO* Replies
Why would people stop? Squid is super toxic in-game.
@@wastry you know how?
@@wastry yea he is super toxic
Y'all need a dose of the chill pill
2:52 “So i started an smp series to keep him off track”