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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @Technoblade
    @Technoblade  5 лет назад +69308

    im deleting "OMG AN UPLOAD?? FROM TECHNOBLADE?? IS THIS REAL LIFE??" comments because the only person allowed to recycle the same joke that many times is ME

  • @WarDocx
    @WarDocx 19 дней назад +1689

    5 years since the upload, and RUclips recommends your video again out of nowhere.. we miss you King, but the blade never dies.

  • @abbeysimpson9611
    @abbeysimpson9611 5 лет назад +18215

    "enchanted orphans" can you imagine going to an orphanage and everyone is just glowing minecraft style

    • @felixschreave354
      @felixschreave354 5 лет назад +291

      Cursed

    • @Xioverze
      @Xioverze 5 лет назад +210

      i did not need to see that at 8AM but ok

    • @phoenixgamer10gaming18
      @phoenixgamer10gaming18 5 лет назад +434

      An Orphan sword...
      Like a pigman sword,
      Enchanted pork. Enchanted grilled pork
      Enchanted orphan.ENCHANTED GRILLED ORPHAN

    • @SPAMTON-G-SPAMT0N
      @SPAMTON-G-SPAMT0N 5 лет назад +56

      Take them all and then craft the young dragons head

    • @sanswithagun7368
      @sanswithagun7368 5 лет назад +28

      Just don’t make any dad jokes

  • @Zaulhunter
    @Zaulhunter 4 года назад +43908

    “Enchanted orphans” well their parents must have had the curse of vanishing then

    • @CEOGames
      @CEOGames 4 года назад +838

      that's a like.

    • @astralhelix3041
      @astralhelix3041 4 года назад +375

      Bruhhhhhh

    • @minecracktyler
      @minecracktyler 4 года назад +289

      I-

    • @zen8233
      @zen8233 4 года назад +824

      *How can a comment be so dark and cursed but sensible at the same time*

    • @Zaulhunter
      @Zaulhunter 4 года назад +120

      Zen I don’t know

  • @Kevin_Kukk
    @Kevin_Kukk Год назад +4940

    He was truly the fastest man in skyblock. Rest well.

  • @brianlam5847
    @brianlam5847 4 года назад +6425

    now that i think about it, Young Dragon armor is literally made from orphaned dragon

    • @Kirboru
      @Kirboru 4 года назад +41

      nice

    • @pulsarcubes
      @pulsarcubes 4 года назад +24

      wait what? how is it orphaned

    • @31kb36
      @31kb36 4 года назад +215

      Because the old dragon died

    • @pulsarcubes
      @pulsarcubes 4 года назад +25

      CSGaming it isn’t canon that old dragon is his dad

    • @silv2309
      @silv2309 4 года назад +6

      I will protect every dragon

  • @jesmundgatpandan3781
    @jesmundgatpandan3781 3 года назад +7096

    "I'm a nice guy, I didn't kill those pigs, my slaves did"
    This man's humor is through the roof

    • @forgottensouls1736
      @forgottensouls1736 3 года назад +32

      ikr

    • @cadbanesfavoritehat5655
      @cadbanesfavoritehat5655 3 года назад +82

      So many things wrong with that one sentence.

    • @outtaideas849
      @outtaideas849 2 года назад +3

      @@cadbanesfavoritehat5655 It's womderft

    • @missing234
      @missing234 2 года назад +26

      @@cadbanesfavoritehat5655 what's wrong with slavery and animal harm?

    • @Vexxel256
      @Vexxel256 2 года назад

      @@missing234 its because those radical leftist northener american communists treat both of them like crimes
      (This is a joke btw)

  • @ripe_cap2873
    @ripe_cap2873 Год назад +644

    "Im a good person! I didn't even kill those pigs my slaves did!"
    - Techno, one of the internet’s greatest heroes.
    May he rest well.

    • @Windja69
      @Windja69 8 месяцев назад +7

      Dude that’s gotta be one of the funniest clips i’ve ever seen

    • @d1nodray
      @d1nodray 7 месяцев назад +1

      Chaotic good

    • @MingoPJ
      @MingoPJ 3 месяца назад

      You forgot about Jesus 😭

    • @Superman_officiaI
      @Superman_officiaI Месяц назад

      @@MingoPJ jesus was not internet active

    • @MingoPJ
      @MingoPJ Месяц назад

      @@Superman_officiaI He edited it.

  • @budderbro1395
    @budderbro1395 4 года назад +2512

    I love how everyone started to yell "Ban him" in chat when he started going mach 3

    • @Likeusb1
      @Likeusb1 4 года назад +88

      No, not mach 3. Mach 50. He legitimately can warp from one map location to another in 0.5 seconds.

    • @shinypikagaming
      @shinypikagaming 4 года назад +128

      He gets called a hacker no matter what game mode he plays!

    • @josephjoestar5861
      @josephjoestar5861 4 года назад +6

      @@originaljoke-y5f nice pfp

    • @Est.-.
      @Est.-. 4 года назад +5

      @@originaljoke-y5f nice pfp

    • @anormous6903
      @anormous6903 4 года назад +1

      that was said by one person.

  • @ezekiel2869
    @ezekiel2869 4 года назад +2947

    "Legenendary endgane armor crafted out of enchanted orphans"
    Hypixel: WRITE THAT DOWN!!

  • @okthissuswow2707
    @okthissuswow2707 4 года назад +4876

    technoblade: spends 3 real life days in minecraft trying to get a head that grants speed
    skyblock admins: 1 % s p e e d

    • @akw.lol.
      @akw.lol. 3 года назад +61

      Just get 400 talisman with 1 percent speed

    • @jessely3403
      @jessely3403 3 года назад +49

      @@akw.lol. You do know that you would have to kill 40 thousand bats then... Right?

    • @akw.lol.
      @akw.lol. 3 года назад +106

      @@jessely3403 yes, thats skyblock, grind for years just for slightly better stuff

    • @jessely3403
      @jessely3403 3 года назад +3

      @@akw.lol. um. lol..? i guess?

    • @masterdoge987
      @masterdoge987 3 года назад +13

      @@jessely3403 talismans don’t stack

  • @nervix7096
    @nervix7096 Год назад +1393

    Sonic: "I'm the fastest thing alive."
    Technoblade: "Hold my potatoes."

  • @yo_imarat8189
    @yo_imarat8189 4 года назад +3391

    I absolutely love how he has the same tone of voice the whole time
    Until he wants to achieve a talisman from bats

    • @gidselo
      @gidselo 4 года назад +1

      Dustvio YT im ur 100th like :)

    • @yo_imarat8189
      @yo_imarat8189 4 года назад

      ZacEchizenGamer Thanks!

    • @danielbeauchot1217
      @danielbeauchot1217 4 года назад +1

      @@yo_imarat8189 im ur 741 like :)

    • @yo_imarat8189
      @yo_imarat8189 4 года назад

      Daniel Beauchot Thanks

    • @Xavagery
      @Xavagery 4 года назад +11

      "I've spent so many hours failing to get the bat talisman that now my voice has changed significantly"

  • @mrinfinity5557
    @mrinfinity5557 4 года назад +3939

    "the low price of 600 thousand sugarcane" idk techno, i mean its pretty cheap compared to your 500 MILLION potatoes

  • @arcticphoenix4546
    @arcticphoenix4546 4 года назад +8954

    Funny thing is that he could've gotten the night saver to keep his island always night.

  • @AXZOR-of1no
    @AXZOR-of1no 7 месяцев назад +334

    “I’m a good person,I didn’t do it, my slaves did it” -Technoblade

  • @pickleperson6031
    @pickleperson6031 5 лет назад +3109

    Friends: let’s hang out
    Me: can’t, I gotta farm enchanted orphans

    • @p_eabean
      @p_eabean 5 лет назад +61

      That’s made out of 160 other orphans

    • @potatismos6657
      @potatismos6657 5 лет назад +32

      As I do not have friends this is not a problem for me

    • @excell_1786
      @excell_1786 5 лет назад +9

      An enchanted orphanage will be made out of 160 enchanted orphans

    • @pasta9914
      @pasta9914 5 лет назад +6

      @Aidan Penaherrera Or you can get the terrorist minion which burns 30 orphanges every 5 hours

    • @ThatOneGuy-qw1xx
      @ThatOneGuy-qw1xx 5 лет назад +1

      Friend: I have pie. Me: WE HAVE PERMISSION TO ACTIVATE WARP SPEED

  • @gamingnubs7628
    @gamingnubs7628 5 лет назад +1923

    "Enchanted Orphans"
    Oh how much humans have evolved, yet, we fall quicker than a bomb.

    • @quinn3109
      @quinn3109 5 лет назад +7

      I busted out of laughen at that point

    • @ZAYKONN
      @ZAYKONN 5 лет назад +4

      Just... Why?

    • @jjjaaayyyy_
      @jjjaaayyyy_ 5 лет назад +6

      quicker than the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor

    • @chrislol8008
      @chrislol8008 5 лет назад +1

      @@quinn3109 has that ever been said before?

    • @hts9060
      @hts9060 5 лет назад +1

      Not the thought that went through my mind when I heard this, but it’ll do.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +9707

    "Enchanted orphans" really need to enchant their parents with *curse of binding* next time

    • @soosun653
      @soosun653 3 года назад +166

      A little bit late to the party Mr.IAmEverywhere

    • @lynnxia7668
      @lynnxia7668 3 года назад +93

      Better late than never

    • @clawsy4022
      @clawsy4022 3 года назад +16

      a

    • @kalakastodus
      @kalakastodus 3 года назад +27

      1 year late brother

    • @plain5858
      @plain5858 3 года назад +15

      my bruhtha you kinda late here.

  • @rgbtoaster9409
    @rgbtoaster9409 Год назад +818

    Why can’t I just rewatch technos videos without people reminding me of his passing

    • @timox8
      @timox8 Год назад +18

      Dont look in the comments

    • @themechanicalvee5244
      @themechanicalvee5244 Год назад +121

      It's because people don't know how to move on from a parasocial relationship.

    • @waccness449
      @waccness449 Год назад +38

      @@themechanicalvee5244 LMFAO truest shit I heard all day

    • @ezflex
      @ezflex Год назад +2

      Saaaaaaaame

    • @NubE-Co
      @NubE-Co 11 месяцев назад

      @@themechanicalvee5244 it's because no one knows what a fken social relationship is because they are all people so lonely at school and home to the point they resort to turning into junkies using Nyquil to stay happy. Then the suddenly unexpected dea... retirement* happened then they all mounted and haven't moved on. As Sun Zu never said
      "Strong-willed people thrive better", that is certainly better for people like @rgbtoaster9409 .

  • @idkJoey0
    @idkJoey0 5 лет назад +2986

    Wait... Legendary Endgame armor crafted out of enchanted orphans...?
    *Young Dragon has entered the chat*

    • @blockymaster90
      @blockymaster90 5 лет назад +29

      Joey Woey *WISE DRAGON*

    • @drawer1554
      @drawer1554 5 лет назад +15

      *WISE DRAGON*

    • @blockymaster90
      @blockymaster90 5 лет назад +2

      can this piece of meat get 1000 subs *DID U COPY ME?!*

    • @paulshereshaw6092
      @paulshereshaw6092 5 лет назад +5

      Once I had 103 dirt blocks in a stack, weard glitch

    • @drawer1554
      @drawer1554 5 лет назад +1

      Blocky Master sorry I didn’t see your comment

  • @ಠಿ_ಠ-ಯ1ಭ
    @ಠಿ_ಠ-ಯ1ಭ 3 года назад +2128

    "I'm a good person" and "my slaves did" in a single phrase is just not right

    • @Pji56
      @Pji56 3 года назад +18

      In a single statement that makes sense and is right

    • @xem_ity
      @xem_ity 3 года назад +6

      I’m a good person even tho I didn’t donate to charity, but my slaves did, paid slaves.
      I did it, it sounds normal- kinda

    • @meechsanims
      @meechsanims 3 года назад +7

      My slaves did get paid about 30 dollars an hour for their hard work, and I let them quit when they wanted to, so I think I'm a good person.

    • @Pji56
      @Pji56 3 года назад +7

      @@meechsanims slaves don’t get paid if you paid them they’re workers

    • @meechsanims
      @meechsanims 3 года назад

      @@Pji56 I was gonna tack that on but it had to be in one sentence

  • @ozzyp0p153
    @ozzyp0p153 4 года назад +6595

    “Speed is the only stat I care about”
    1 year later
    *spends months farming potatoes to beat a child*
    rest in peace legend

  • @GalaxyShukkah
    @GalaxyShukkah 17 дней назад +12

    RUclips recommended me this today which made me miss him even more but also made me happy that his videos are still getting recommended to people even after being gone

  • @shubhamlahoti5461
    @shubhamlahoti5461 4 года назад +2429

    Technoblade: **has 17 Ender pearls in his inventory**
    Me: *wait that’s illegal*

    • @ethanbalaskas6541
      @ethanbalaskas6541 4 года назад +110

      7:25 uhh you mean 55

    • @MinusZaxis
      @MinusZaxis 4 года назад +42

      Because he got them from minions

    • @ebgurif
      @ebgurif 4 года назад +34

      @@MinusZaxis but then they turn into stacks of 16

    • @MattsAlive
      @MattsAlive 4 года назад +7

      Nothing is in skyblock

    • @PlatinumPlsOC
      @PlatinumPlsOC 4 года назад +1

      MrHotSandWich this video was 1 year ago

  • @tekkins
    @tekkins 5 лет назад +2146

    “Legendary armor made out of enchanted orphans” -Techno 2019

    • @sodiboo
      @sodiboo 5 лет назад +7

      uhm achtuallie it wood eb enchanted orhpahn metablocks

    • @bunnyjr6383
      @bunnyjr6383 5 лет назад +16

      bruh i've already gotten so much progress, i got like 10 double chests of enchanted orphans just waiting for the craft

    • @domeen0gt895
      @domeen0gt895 5 лет назад +1

      damn thats a lot of orphans .____________.

    • @bunnyjr6383
      @bunnyjr6383 5 лет назад +3

      @@domeen0gt895 more like thats a huge double chest to have that many e n c h a n t e d orphans in

    • @kugelblitzingularity304
      @kugelblitzingularity304 5 лет назад +9

      If harry potter became an armour

  • @linagn8781
    @linagn8781 5 лет назад +2090

    It took you 220k coins to get wise on your full set, it took me 240k to get wise on my boots. Thank you hypixel.

    • @Dakodyyy
      @Dakodyyy 5 лет назад +18

      Linagn very cool

    • @Dakodyyy
      @Dakodyyy 5 лет назад +7

      Big Boss very cool

    • @Aaron-rt9vl
      @Aaron-rt9vl 5 лет назад +9

      @@poghogdogfrog You are very lucky then😮

    • @Aaron-rt9vl
      @Aaron-rt9vl 5 лет назад +4

      @@poghogdogfrog Still very lucky compared to me

    • @willhblob1171
      @willhblob1171 5 лет назад +1

      aannnddd it took me 7500 to get wise on my chestplate lmao

  • @Chickfillaforlife
    @Chickfillaforlife 17 дней назад +11

    Anyone getting recommended this 5 year's later.
    Technblade never dies

  • @abebuenodemesquita8111
    @abebuenodemesquita8111 4 года назад +2474

    techno: "speed is the only stat i care abt"
    also techno: "He only averaged 8 hrs of farming per day while i averaged 11"

    • @CEOGames
      @CEOGames 4 года назад +36

      What a casual, am I right?

    • @yehonatanduek8705
      @yehonatanduek8705 4 года назад +87

      Potatoes aren't a stat, they're a lifestyle.

    • @user-dh8oi2mk4f
      @user-dh8oi2mk4f 4 года назад +4

      Yehonatan Duek farming is a stat I think

    • @yehonatanduek8705
      @yehonatanduek8705 4 года назад +29

      @@user-dh8oi2mk4f potato farming is beyond stats, nothing can capture its value.

    • @paulsd9255
      @paulsd9255 4 года назад +12

      Speed does boost his manual farming though.

  • @woahdude5553
    @woahdude5553 5 лет назад +14009

    RIP Technoblade. You were an incredible person.

    • @RyanRoadReaper
      @RyanRoadReaper 5 лет назад +299

      woah dude and that's when Technoblade became the founder of KFC

    • @NXE212
      @NXE212 5 лет назад +31

      And he said they don't have right sooo

    • @itssoulz2131
      @itssoulz2131 5 лет назад +16

      Pigs 2019-2019

    • @return3116
      @return3116 5 лет назад +9

      Lmfao.

    • @return3116
      @return3116 5 лет назад +2

      @@esai2152 bruvh

  • @wyvrn1315
    @wyvrn1315 4 года назад +2093

    Here me out, but *Imagine if Technoblade used a steering wheel, while being the fastest man in skyblock*

    • @eidolon9012
      @eidolon9012 4 года назад +14

      Yes

    • @thomasholder4917
      @thomasholder4917 4 года назад +75

      TECHNO PLANE AND TECHNOCAr

    • @clintrichor2127
      @clintrichor2127 4 года назад +4

      @@thomasholder4917 get tf out nO

    • @DaDerpyCarrot
      @DaDerpyCarrot 4 года назад +16

      hypixel would just make a racetrack island specifically for technoblade to do that lmao

    • @garyconners4546
      @garyconners4546 3 года назад +4

      That's so dumb that its smart

  • @BloodSlayer429
    @BloodSlayer429 Год назад +697

    The fastest man alive to ever win our hearts with he's humor and cool moments this is one of my favorite videos of The Blade.
    Rest easy King 👑

    • @JamesRice_idfk
      @JamesRice_idfk Год назад +2

      No replies?

    • @BloodSlayer429
      @BloodSlayer429 Год назад +2

      @@JamesRice_idfk well I don't care for replies XD I just Miss Techno since he is one of the Inspirations that got me doing RUclips

    • @JamesRice_idfk
      @JamesRice_idfk Год назад +1

      @@BloodSlayer429 yeah i just kinda find it funny you had 500 likes but no replies

    • @jay57145
      @jay57145 Год назад

      F techno

  • @maomao8903
    @maomao8903 4 года назад +1115

    "I hear a tiny idot flying around, where is he?"
    -Technoblade, 2019

    • @ajzhunt
      @ajzhunt 3 года назад +33

      when tommy gets elytra

    • @harveylunt4613
      @harveylunt4613 3 года назад +5

      Technoplane

    • @dahmarkus
      @dahmarkus 3 года назад

      .... the flying word in ur comment @Nula Kano it’s floating not flying he said floating

    • @ecxdee
      @ecxdee 3 года назад +1

      @@ajzhunt lmao so hard

    • @Demian1
      @Demian1 3 года назад

      lol

  • @txtp
    @txtp 3 года назад +2990

    2:31 “technically the plural of talisman is talismans but that sounds really stupid so I’m not gonna say it” says the English major
    Edit: fixed a spelling mistake

    • @scitheme3831
      @scitheme3831 3 года назад +188

      When you have a high enough level in the English skill tree english will bend to your will.

    • @Anonymous-xb2yb
      @Anonymous-xb2yb 3 года назад +45

      when you defy english when you're studying it

    • @ghost_animates7926
      @ghost_animates7926 3 года назад +29

      *t a l i s m e n*

    • @relevantduck1294
      @relevantduck1294 3 года назад +20

      T a i l s m e n s

    • @megulag
      @megulag 3 года назад +10

      He says he's an english major, but little does he know it's pronounced mens not mans

  • @Syndiate__
    @Syndiate__ 4 года назад +2201

    3:48 *17 ender pearls in inventory*
    Me: *Wait, that's illegal*

    • @noahryding
      @noahryding 4 года назад +42

      Syndiate i was also gonna comment that omfg

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 4 года назад +83

      Welcome to skyblock

    • @diamondgamingstudiousmrdgs
      @diamondgamingstudiousmrdgs 4 года назад +24

      Well
      This is Skyblock

    • @anaccount4354
      @anaccount4354 4 года назад +7

      This comment is stolen from a comment from 3 months ago...
      And I think that one was stolen too.

    • @Syndiate__
      @Syndiate__ 4 года назад +6

      @@anaccount4354 Well, if there was a comment like this one, I didn't mean to steal it.

  • @samjplayseverything5392
    @samjplayseverything5392 19 дней назад +3

    Coming back here after years is such a nostalgic trip. May he rest well

  • @Xavagery
    @Xavagery 4 года назад +569

    "I've spent so many hours failing to get the bat talisman that now my voice has changed significantly"

    • @cooleKinder
      @cooleKinder 4 года назад +2

      Bruh i read this when that scne ecame up

    • @ln6373
      @ln6373 4 года назад

      @@cooleKinder same

    • @treshkun6257
      @treshkun6257 4 года назад

      Fate???

    • @monke6912
      @monke6912 4 года назад

      You get corona effect

  • @colable6826
    @colable6826 5 лет назад +1320

    “Some new legendary endgame armor crafted from enchanted orphans”
    -Technoblade
    2019

    • @dedenyt
      @dedenyt 5 лет назад

      Ripping of other comments, huh?

    • @krimzana8128
      @krimzana8128 5 лет назад +30

      @@dedenyt everyone's quoting him shut up

    • @awasd99
      @awasd99 5 лет назад +1

      1 Enchanted orphan are made out of 1 stack of teho head,1stack of skeleton head and 1 skeleron minion

    • @eliiNya
      @eliiNya 5 лет назад +1

      i knew there would be a comment about this

    • @kenlim6485
      @kenlim6485 5 лет назад +1

      Woah, you watched the video?

  • @foreverless71
    @foreverless71 3 года назад +2860

    “That emerald set is gonna be worthless, while i’m still gonna be too fast to handle.”
    *Young Dragon Set laughs in speed*

  • @rateocleo3622
    @rateocleo3622 17 дней назад +10

    5 years since upload, I miss u man

  • @urrmil
    @urrmil 5 лет назад +1872

    +1% SpEeD after 3 real life days of grinding:
    Casuals: this dude is crazy!
    Technoblade: worth it nerds

    • @fjxs
      @fjxs 5 лет назад +14

      But he didn’t think it was worth it..

    • @i.suk.6146
      @i.suk.6146 5 лет назад +6

      @@fjxs Where did you hear him say that?

    • @urrmil
      @urrmil 5 лет назад

      @minecraft epicness bruh im not even at that yet I legit am stuck on making me a godset and techno and you here aiming for legendary tier items ;w;

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 5 лет назад

      e p i c

  • @endercreeper_2574
    @endercreeper_2574 5 лет назад +573

    Hypixel when technoblade tries to walk faster
    *he's to dangerous to be kept alive!*

  • @mrsilverman
    @mrsilverman 3 года назад +841

    “It better make me fast” A few seconds later: “ONE PERCENT SPEED :0”

  • @iloveneen4098
    @iloveneen4098 Год назад +33

    i will forever rewatch these kinds of video's.
    you have given me happiness for the longest time and i will never forget that.
    your physical form may not be here but i will remember the love youve given us. i will spread that love throughout the years.
    rest in peace technoblade.

  • @TheIndieGhost
    @TheIndieGhost 4 года назад +2049

    "you're telling me that tia the fairy can give me the base stats of a demigod, but if I want to walk slightly faster, that's too much to ask for?" is kinda the same vibe as "so my school can buy $4000 4K TVs just to show stupid school news that can easily be put on a billboard, but if the teachers want a slightly better salary, that's suddenly 'too expensive?'"

  • @lilbluridinghood6296
    @lilbluridinghood6296 4 года назад +681

    Techno: At the end of the day, I failed to get the one thing that really mattered:-
    Me: Love?
    Techno: -speed.
    Me: Oh.

    • @plippy3717
      @plippy3717 4 года назад +7

      Speed is a drug

    • @Charles-ev8sb
      @Charles-ev8sb 4 года назад +1

      @@plippy3717 dont necropost

    • @floralfading
      @floralfading 4 года назад +2

      Charles ok charles

    • @tori9664
      @tori9664 4 года назад +1

      @@Charles-ev8sb doesn't really matter on yt

    • @snakesalad199
      @snakesalad199 4 года назад +1

      @@Charles-ev8sb who cares lol

  • @isaacmartinez8768
    @isaacmartinez8768 5 лет назад +1928

    "You're telling me Tia the fairy can give me the base stats of a Greek demigod but if I want to walk slightly faster that's too much to ask" I'M LAUGHING SO HARD

  • @lillia8712
    @lillia8712 9 дней назад +3

    I get emotional every time RUclips recommends your videos. You’re still my favorite youtuber of all time and you will never be replaced. We miss you. Technoblade never dies!

  • @benjiswims6389
    @benjiswims6389 5 лет назад +238

    Humans - Spends half the day working and playing games, spends half the day sleeping
    Technoblade - Spends 24 hours playing skyblock, spends 0 hours doing anything else

    • @killernemesisgaming9317
      @killernemesisgaming9317 5 лет назад +4

      JustBark Ha! You underestimate the powers of Techno’s new haircut! He spends twenty FIVE hours a day playing skyblock.

    • @rage3288
      @rage3288 5 лет назад

      @@killernemesisgaming9317 NANI!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!

    • @myers451
      @myers451 5 лет назад

      He must be a stando user

    • @bennerlaurenciano6510
      @bennerlaurenciano6510 5 лет назад +1

      Thats the secret of the OPness of our king pig technoblade

    • @auroxium2577
      @auroxium2577 5 лет назад

      mood tbh

  • @12x2is24
    @12x2is24 4 года назад +1580

    "this must be how Saitama feels"
    spoken like a true weeb

    • @whimsical682
      @whimsical682 4 года назад +76

      @Ventea You just had to be here to ruin it.

    • @HeyJinx
      @HeyJinx 4 года назад +3

      Anime is gross

    • @unlostless1646
      @unlostless1646 4 года назад +41

      @@HeyJinx you’re gross

    • @mostannoyingscaramain
      @mostannoyingscaramain 4 года назад +8

      @@HeyJinx Says someone with the name Coffee-

    • @pimvanlith3473
      @pimvanlith3473 4 года назад +5

      @@HeyJinx your profile picture perfectly describes you

  • @ghostmcghost3768
    @ghostmcghost3768 4 года назад +956

    9:17 Amazon shippers at 11:59 pm after someone asks for same day delivery

  • @Hahaimfunnyright
    @Hahaimfunnyright 14 дней назад +4

    Found this 5 years later on my recommended. He’s amazing, like he always was and will be.

  • @The_Mobile
    @The_Mobile 5 лет назад +689

    Episode 1: -5 intellegence, full miner set
    Now: Auctioning 1 raw pork for 100k coins

  • @ZinfulSD
    @ZinfulSD 4 года назад +406

    Techno: " GAASP* "
    Techno: " *1% SPEED* "
    Oof level: maximum

  • @wis7604
    @wis7604 5 лет назад +645

    >legendary armour made out of enchanted orphans
    young dragon: chuckles
    i’m in danger

    • @drawer1554
      @drawer1554 5 лет назад +1

      wisdomguy who is actually not very wise kill his parents.
      then get the orphan

  • @LostWithinTheSauce
    @LostWithinTheSauce 8 месяцев назад +14

    “You gotta believe me, I’m a good person, I didn’t kill the pigs, my slaves did” 😂

  • @superp2222
    @superp2222 2 года назад +6218

    It is a tragedy to see this wonderful man fall to such an inexorable curse. May his legacy never die

    • @lightningboltgamer2045
      @lightningboltgamer2045 2 года назад +76

      Inexorable.... thats a big word but yes I agree techno never dies

    • @the_dark_lord7688
      @the_dark_lord7688 2 года назад +18

      God speed techno

    • @spiderman2897
      @spiderman2897 2 года назад +10

      Why are these comments everywhere and wdym techno died

    • @psycho5963
      @psycho5963 2 года назад +61

      @@spiderman2897 he died of cancer yesterday dude

    • @RedoOkay
      @RedoOkay 2 года назад +28

      @@spiderman2897 he died on june 10th but it was announced yesterday

  • @aspidacctvods
    @aspidacctvods 3 года назад +868

    “You’re telling me that Tia the Fairy can give everyone the stats of a greek demigod, but if I wanna walk slightly faster that’s too much to ask?”

    • @ibrahimadam2607
      @ibrahimadam2607 3 года назад +5

      9:30 coryxkenshin 5 minutes during every yandere simulator video

    • @Folk_Rocket
      @Folk_Rocket 3 года назад +1

      why is this a top comment lol

    • @formidability5631
      @formidability5631 2 года назад +4

      yeah, we all watched the vid.

    • @dramere
      @dramere 2 года назад

      YES!

    • @swagubirk
      @swagubirk 2 года назад

      That's not funny. You just take something out of the video and put it as a comment.

  • @Duriiam
    @Duriiam 5 лет назад +369

    “Thank you dark souls”
    Was that a DUNKEY REFERENCE?

    • @Zyveo
      @Zyveo 5 лет назад

      Which part is it

    • @quadded
      @quadded 5 лет назад +1

      What I comment on that 2 videos ago and got only 8 likes I think imma go cry in a corner

    • @z3565
      @z3565 5 лет назад

      Leo Krahn ur life must be sad

    • @quadded
      @quadded 5 лет назад

      it is

    • @floorpuncher3280
      @floorpuncher3280 5 лет назад +1

      Nah its a Jojo reference

  • @cervineBotanist
    @cervineBotanist 16 дней назад +4

    5 years later, RUclips is bringing me back. Rip King 🙏🏻

  • @duck_mcfuddle
    @duck_mcfuddle 4 года назад +259

    “I bet a new armour set will come in an update and make emerald armour obsolete” I’m starting to think techno is physic

    • @somemagellanic
      @somemagellanic 4 года назад +16

      adding better armor isn't an unlikely scenario

    • @underscoredfrisk
      @underscoredfrisk 4 года назад +5

      I mean maybe he seems like a physic but magma armor is also garbage

    • @hollys777
      @hollys777 4 года назад +5

      yes, he's physic(al), definitely not a psychic.

    • @hatennafromhoenn
      @hatennafromhoenn 4 года назад

      @@hollys777 yeah he goes to the gym all the time

  • @kalcicat5743
    @kalcicat5743 3 года назад +794

    “Crafted out of enchanted orphans” I’m actually crying

    • @kellythekitty5190
      @kellythekitty5190 3 года назад +14

      WE FOUND THE ORPHAN TECHNO

    • @Demian1
      @Demian1 3 года назад +1

      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @BLDw_TT
      @BLDw_TT 3 года назад +1

      2:03

    • @ethanseto5203
      @ethanseto5203 3 года назад

      @Andrew Rodd that's not a stan lol

    • @Starwarrior-pw5st
      @Starwarrior-pw5st 3 года назад

      When you realize young dragon armor is made of orphans

  • @dinonuggetproductions
    @dinonuggetproductions 4 года назад +294

    You know what I love about techno
    It’s how unpredictable about what hel talk about is
    Like I’ll watch some other youtuber and predict what they will say and say it along with them
    But with techno I don’t know what he’ll say next
    It keeps me entertained

  • @Kaze-Kagura
    @Kaze-Kagura 17 дней назад +14

    Welcome Back Traveller, Back here again to reminisce on Technoblade?

  • @ninjablade21mcpe53
    @ninjablade21mcpe53 5 лет назад +136

    Hypixel: New Game is out
    Technoblade: I gained prot 3000, Sharp 1589, Speed 69696

  • @squigVAL
    @squigVAL 5 лет назад +497

    The 1 game that’s bringing back techno’s uploads but lags the WHOLE server
    A small price to pay for salvation

    • @babaloons4887
      @babaloons4887 5 лет назад +1

      Why skyblock lags the whole server???

    • @yop294
      @yop294 5 лет назад

      @@babaloons4887 U seen the vids? :P

    • @Kai-qx1xl
      @Kai-qx1xl 5 лет назад +5

      @@babaloons4887 because of all the island with minions for each player you can experience the lagg the most on skywars.

    • @gspcrazy3719
      @gspcrazy3719 5 лет назад

      Oh that’s why everything is so laggy

    • @Zadem
      @Zadem 5 лет назад

      I was the 12th like now it blowed up sorry for my bad EnGliSH

  • @justinchan8785
    @justinchan8785 5 лет назад +2181

    I’m a nice person, I didn’t even kill those pigs. My slaves did.
    Pig minion requires porkchop so he had to kill at least 80 to get 1 minion.

    • @tipakA
      @tipakA 5 лет назад +64

      could also get minion from any other source than crafting

    • @myst9383
      @myst9383 5 лет назад +42

      He prob traded for it

    • @justinchan8785
      @justinchan8785 5 лет назад +40

      He still kill atleast 1 pig to unlock the collection

    • @mootwo_
      @mootwo_ 5 лет назад +60

      Locyin Chan To get the collection, you need to kill a pig or take the pork from your slaves. If someone else gave him the minion, he would have the collection

    • @greenchinook1464
      @greenchinook1464 4 года назад +8

      He could’ve bought porkchops

  • @vggglat6424
    @vggglat6424 4 года назад +304

    Emerald Armor: I'm just so cool.
    Perfect Armor: Let me introduce myself.

  • @Honeytheff
    @Honeytheff 3 года назад +505

    I like how techno spent three real life days just to get the bat talisman which gives 1 percent speed

    • @hamzaasif911
      @hamzaasif911 3 года назад +9

      yeah but actually,
      PLUS 2% SPEED

    • @masterplasma5644
      @masterplasma5644 3 года назад +3

      Not even percent it just 1 speed

    • @justyourordinarycheeselove642
      @justyourordinarycheeselove642 2 года назад +1

      his reaction was truly priceless!

    • @balancemaster55
      @balancemaster55 2 года назад +1

      @@masterplasma5644 1 speed is 1% 100 is base speed

    • @balancemaster55
      @balancemaster55 2 года назад

      @@masterplasma5644 long story short additive 1% boosts are still one percent despite them not doing as much as multiplicative 1% boosts when the amount they are being applied to is above 100.

  • @taekunxd
    @taekunxd 5 лет назад +531

    My name is Techno Blade. And I'm the fastest man in sky block. When i was a child i got bullied in survival games but i found by bullies and i am now going to take revenge.

  • @Trigger-Three_Strikes
    @Trigger-Three_Strikes 4 дня назад +2

    Its Nice to see people saying "Rest well" after 5 years since this upload :]

  • @tonycuh114
    @tonycuh114 5 лет назад +418

    God armour crafted out of enchanted orphans.
    I need that.

    • @TheHeCat
      @TheHeCat 5 лет назад +1

      Gg bois we did it there is no more emerald arrmor

    • @winterfall4910
      @winterfall4910 5 лет назад +1

      Ok hitler

    • @zachary8872
      @zachary8872 5 лет назад +5

      You wouldn't hit an orphan, so it's the best armor

    • @josh-qj2zu
      @josh-qj2zu 5 лет назад

      ​@@zachary8872 ^

  • @actuallyanimatics2938
    @actuallyanimatics2938 4 года назад +524

    I can just imagine the beginning of a tv show based of this.
    *Some random voice*: My name is Technoblade and I am the fastest pig alive.

    • @technomonkey857
      @technomonkey857 4 года назад +14

      Do you mean like the show the flash

    • @snfriedm
      @snfriedm 4 года назад +16

      Did this guy predict the intro to potato war 3?

    • @asrieldremuur3455
      @asrieldremuur3455 4 года назад

      I wanted ton lime this comment but it kwould take away the sacred number

    • @actuallyanimatics2938
      @actuallyanimatics2938 4 года назад

      asriel dremuur Ah... Thank you.

    • @DerGrosTitan
      @DerGrosTitan 4 года назад +5

      @@actuallyanimatics2938 When I was a child, I saw my mother pig slaughtered by players. My father went to the slaughterhouse with her. Then an accident made me a player. To the outside world, I'm just an ordinary PVP pig God, but secretly I use my monotone voice and speed to fight crime and find others like me, and one day I'll find the player who killed my mother and get justice for my father. I am Technoblade.

  • @EternallyFortold
    @EternallyFortold 3 года назад +1243

    Everyone: “Noooo Technoblade, go for defense not speed!”
    Technoblade: Haha, feet go brrrrrrrr!

    • @AidenPlayz27-r3v
      @AidenPlayz27-r3v 3 года назад +9

      I don’t really get why he would go out of his way to say it since he already said in the beginning that he only cared about speed and it was the only stat he was willing to upgrade and spend on to get it to the max

    • @AidenPlayz27-r3v
      @AidenPlayz27-r3v 3 года назад +3

      @Michael Pawelczak nah I’d rather not because I don’t have to and it’s just common sense.

    • @levington6704
      @levington6704 3 года назад +1

      @@AidenPlayz27-r3v ur just being toxic for no reason, people are just trying to have a good time and you are ruining it

    • @AidenPlayz27-r3v
      @AidenPlayz27-r3v 3 года назад +8

      @@levington6704 How am i being toxic? he told me to shut up so i decided to fight back. That's like you going up to me and calling me a loser, than i say something back and your friend accuses me of being toxic. And also.....
      HOW AM I RUINING OTHER PEOPLS FUN LOL? Like dude i said nothing and i repeat NOTHING mean to this guy's comment, and then you accuse me of being mean? Like dude i was just trying to say something and you accuse me of being mean. Christ i have lost hope for humanity.

    • @BadUsernameKing
      @BadUsernameKing 3 года назад

      I've lost that ages ago

  • @Ohgee52
    @Ohgee52 12 дней назад +3

    Getting this recommended to me by YT 5 yrs later is…a bittersweet surprise

  • @shadowyskull4361
    @shadowyskull4361 5 лет назад +2051

    techno went from skywars to bedwars to skywars to skyblock. i'm betting $1,000,000 that the next thing on the list is
    *turbo kart racers*
    edit: fly high king, rest in power.

    • @frogflint4371
      @frogflint4371 5 лет назад +30

      Or bedblock.

    • @cluc5239
      @cluc5239 5 лет назад +15

      Shadowy Skull skybedblockwars

    • @LukeegamerGH
      @LukeegamerGH 5 лет назад +42

      no its gonna be grinch simulator

    • @Rickvd
      @Rickvd 5 лет назад +9

      Or hytale when it releases

    • @rizzo.2k90
      @rizzo.2k90 5 лет назад +1

      Or Apex

  • @jacc.c
    @jacc.c 3 года назад +2549

    Edit: People saying this aged like milk: you're not funny or original.
    OG Comment: I can just imagine techno in 100 years on his death bed about to die from heat exhaustion and the doctor's like "he's not gonna make it" then techno just stands up like "not even close"

  • @warcrimes8572
    @warcrimes8572 4 года назад +358

    the monotonous voice mixed with the sarcasm is so funny

    • @chesterstevens8870
      @chesterstevens8870 4 года назад

      Technoblade is the Ssethtzeentach of Minecraft youtubers.

    • @millerhitzke9
      @millerhitzke9 4 года назад

      Funny thing is that he could've gotten the night saver to keep his island always night.

    • @wilburl7901
      @wilburl7901 4 года назад

      @@millerhitzke9 It was a year ago

  • @squishypeeps3861
    @squishypeeps3861 16 дней назад +6

    techno on my FYP, i start to cry.

  • @silentmute4091
    @silentmute4091 4 года назад +876

    "look! I'm innocent, I didn't kill those pigs, my slaves did"
    why did i laugh so hard at this 4:31

    • @YourBeety
      @YourBeety 3 года назад +6

      You need to kill pigs to get slaves lol

    • @dayquantavous3rd
      @dayquantavous3rd 3 года назад +14

      "Imma a good person I did not Picked the coton, 𝑀𝑦 𝑠𝑙𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑑𝑖𝑑.“

    • @orestisgeorgatos6725
      @orestisgeorgatos6725 3 года назад +5

      Generally how jokes work

    • @LimonluMentos
      @LimonluMentos 3 года назад +2

      S L A V E R Y

  • @Bearturnedhuman
    @Bearturnedhuman 5 лет назад +404

    "Where was this intelligence during finals"

  • @bensantos7361
    @bensantos7361 3 года назад +432

    “I didn’t even kill those pigs. My slaves did.” - Technoblade

  • @TheGreatAlastor_
    @TheGreatAlastor_ Год назад +10

    "Look I didn't commit mass murder and extinction, I made my slaves do it "

  • @Dwarfshark2000
    @Dwarfshark2000 3 года назад +788

    “I bet the admins is going to create another armor set that’s gonna be made from enchanted orphans and is three times better than emerald armor” Hypixel:write that down. Write that down!

  • @Neptune_EQ
    @Neptune_EQ 3 года назад +3283

    The magma cubes... “I WANT TO BREAKE FREEEEeeeEEEE!”

    • @Neptune_EQ
      @Neptune_EQ 3 года назад +4

      @Itz harbir 7:22

    • @benfrank9622
      @benfrank9622 3 года назад +7

      Is this a Song? Hehehe

    • @Bayen737
      @Bayen737 3 года назад +14

      @@benfrank9622 its called "I Want To Break Free" by queens

    • @vlameeed
      @vlameeed 3 года назад +2

      U copie my comment

    • @Dot_1
      @Dot_1 3 года назад +11

      @@vlameeed you didn't post any comment

  • @chubbo
    @chubbo 5 лет назад +405

    Technoblade read the future.... They added some endgame armor that gives 3 times the ammount of defence as the emerald set

    • @RandomMan-nv2qh
      @RandomMan-nv2qh 5 лет назад

      T10Perfect set XD

    • @dioxide39
      @dioxide39 5 лет назад +63

      Its not made of Enchanted Orphans though so that's kinda disappointing

    • @Junistheog
      @Junistheog 5 лет назад +6

      @@dioxide39 uhm young dragon?

    • @drawer1554
      @drawer1554 5 лет назад

      uhm, you don’t get the joke???

    • @superficialchasm6068
      @superficialchasm6068 5 лет назад +2

      Pls help ppl keep posting this and I don’t get the joke

  • @nickbits-ii8my
    @nickbits-ii8my 13 дней назад +6

    the algorithm works in mysterious ways
    rest in peace techno blade

  • @hq5ricky794
    @hq5ricky794 5 лет назад +387

    techno theres a sword that literally teleports you. its in the ender pearl collection

    • @bunnyjr6383
      @bunnyjr6383 5 лет назад +70

      and gives 50+ speed when teleporting :)

    • @xshadow2042
      @xshadow2042 5 лет назад +7

      @@bunnyjr6383 no u

    • @lilyymeep
      @lilyymeep 5 лет назад +7

      xXxMrFluffyxXx ...how is that a no u thing?

    • @dontsub3029
      @dontsub3029 5 лет назад +2

      Ryan Aint Gamin' no u

    • @protocol9924
      @protocol9924 5 лет назад

      @@dontsub3029 no you

  • @chocolate_innit3199
    @chocolate_innit3199 3 года назад +344

    "It better give me so much speed, oop here comes the sun, one last bat for the day- Pleeeaass, please just give me the t-*gasp* 1% SPEED"

  • @colin9164
    @colin9164 5 лет назад +320

    "Endgame armor crafted out of enchanted *orphans* "
    -Technoblade 2019

  • @oopsallchromosomes8994
    @oopsallchromosomes8994 5 лет назад +1493

    *Bad reforging system exists*
    "TERRARIA WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION"

    • @zerotolerance5477
      @zerotolerance5477 5 лет назад +14

      TRUEEEE

    • @pootisbirb6683
      @pootisbirb6683 5 лет назад +47

      And there are more Terraria prefixes, including good and bad prefixes, so if you run out of money, your weapon can become worse than normal. And it takes longer to get the good prefixes too.

    • @banaanioverheaven4333
      @banaanioverheaven4333 5 лет назад +4

      reforging isnt hard in terraria xd

    • @Viewer_Person
      @Viewer_Person 5 лет назад +4

      @@eaterofdoggos2622 just because you like it and played it for that long doesn't make you qualified, but it does give value to it

    • @thomasarchived246
      @thomasarchived246 5 лет назад +1

      Goblin Tinkerer: DoN't YoU kNoW It'S TrAdEmArEkEd?!

  • @CuratorFoxy
    @CuratorFoxy 4 года назад +613

    Listen to me Techno, breathe. Breathe. Feel the air. Feel that wind on your face. Feel the ground. Your feet lifting you up, pushing you forward, and the lightning. Techno, feel the lightning. Feel its power. Its electricity pumping trough your veins. Crackling trough you... traveling to every nerve in your body like a shock. You're no longer you now. You're part of something greater. You're a part of a speed force. It's yours, now do it. RUN TECHNO RUN!

    • @artino7035
      @artino7035 4 года назад +23

      ThatOneFoxy nice flash reference

    • @Soul-dn8gg
      @Soul-dn8gg 4 года назад +1

      Honestly bro

    • @zucchinicheese996
      @zucchinicheese996 4 года назад +6

      No GAS GAS GAS I’M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS

    • @alexgamingyz5346
      @alexgamingyz5346 4 года назад

      im not sure if i have this right but is this a reference to when a movie says RUN FOREST RUN (i dont even know that movie so correct me if i wrong)

    • @trishtrain2075
      @trishtrain2075 4 года назад +4

      Alexgamingyz it’s actually from the show “flash”

  • @shelbydominguez580
    @shelbydominguez580 3 года назад +256

    3:59 "this must be how Saitama feels" idk why but this makes me feel really happy

    • @gleaming9035
      @gleaming9035 3 года назад +10

      Cause he possibly a weeb

    • @ingenuity23
      @ingenuity23 3 года назад +4

      He did a jojo reference in one of his video comments too where he crafts the pigman sword

    • @Idk-lz3ep
      @Idk-lz3ep 3 года назад +8

      @@ingenuity23 "IT WAS ME DEO"

    • @ingenuity23
      @ingenuity23 3 года назад +2

      @@Idk-lz3ep yesss

    • @Ragazaloth
      @Ragazaloth 3 года назад +1

      @@ingenuity23 you thought your money was safe
      BUT IT WAS I
      TIMEDEO
      let's give time deo canonical time powers and knives in the Dream smp

  • @davidg4748
    @davidg4748 17 дней назад +2

    5 years later, and the algorithm decides to recommend this video, the emotions are coming back

  • @franekbielecki1377
    @franekbielecki1377 3 года назад +845

    Stay strong techno, hope you get well as soon as possible, cancer ain't shit for you. Technoblade never dies!

    • @borisganev2138
      @borisganev2138 3 года назад +7

      very true

    • @ブルーアーカイブが大好き
      @ブルーアーカイブが大好き 3 года назад +13

      You couldn't post this on his new video

    • @dangenics2307
      @dangenics2307 3 года назад +5

      This vid was like 2 years ago...

    • @badgerp.9419
      @badgerp.9419 3 года назад +3

      Just be warned that sometimes cancer can decrease motor coordination. I am confident he will live but there is a small chance he will no longer be a God at minecraft. Get well techno!

    • @Gellooo
      @Gellooo 3 года назад

      well, cancer is shit for him which we need to recognise. techno will be phazed alot after this :( but he'll be fine

  • @jakethemineman
    @jakethemineman 5 лет назад +462

    *hypixel releases skyblock*
    Nobody:
    Technoblade: im gonna make a series.
    *views go up*

  • @deoztrioz8377
    @deoztrioz8377 3 года назад +919

    Technoblade: *Has 17 enderpearls stacked*
    Me: Wait, that's illegal!

  • @sweetnessnlightyt4520
    @sweetnessnlightyt4520 16 дней назад +3

    I wasn't even that big of a Techno viewer back in the day, but man, I respected him so much. When he died, I truly had to work through grieving about it. I am genuinely sure millions cried. Glad to see he still gets thrown in my recommended now and again.
    We lost a good one, but he would want us to find the next and love them too.
    If you're reading this, you miss Technoblade too, and I love you. Take care of yourself ❤

    • @surr3ald3sign
      @surr3ald3sign 14 дней назад

      I only really watched his hypixel content but yeah, many of us cried for him. He made hypixel what it is today and restored many peoples love of minecraft

  • @Glacialan
    @Glacialan 5 лет назад +307

    Fairy gives +30% speed and you just need to fish..

    • @daridon2483
      @daridon2483 5 лет назад +13

      1:10

    • @Guermas
      @Guermas 5 лет назад

      @@daridon2483 Not that, the armor !

    • @aniketchadalavada9402
      @aniketchadalavada9402 5 лет назад +3

      Guermas he’s saying that +30% speed is just as good as sprint jumping

    • @Chase3141
      @Chase3141 5 лет назад +4

      Aniket Chadalavada yeah but if he has +30% speed on top of the speed he already has, that would be like more than 30 speed

    • @kevinthewise1239
      @kevinthewise1239 5 лет назад +2

      @@Chase3141 But speed only effects you when you're on the ground, so sprint-jumping would make a 30% boost pointless

  • @Th3Mast3rJedi-4
    @Th3Mast3rJedi-4 3 года назад +169

    8:30 Imagine just watching this in a livestream. Techno just says wise for an hour lol