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  • Опубликовано: 2 янв 2025

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  • @博麗
    @博麗 5 лет назад +19860

    techno: *kills an ender dragon in skyblock*
    techno's objective: craft a workbench

  • @plwb
    @plwb 4 года назад +8279

    Technoblade: I won MC Monday
    Everyone else: What did it cost?
    Technoblade: my foot

  • @waterlily7903
    @waterlily7903 4 года назад +5478

    Technoblade out of context be like:
    " *MY FOOT!* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
    "I just stabbed without thinking!"

  • @if91100
    @if91100 3 года назад +8816

    It's kinda funny honestly, Techno was almost an amputee irl but we forgot he was already a canonical amputee in-game.

  • @Kyy-Sokia
    @Kyy-Sokia 4 года назад +5254

    “Endermen follow by a strict code, never attack you if you don’t attack them - or if you make eye contact.” My anxiety has forced me to become an enderman.

  • @sebawuba8533
    @sebawuba8533 5 лет назад +477

    *RIP: Technoblade’s Foot.*
    “How did it not cut earlier? He was running like 500mph with a pair of leather boots, for god’s sake. We will remember you.”

  • @datdownin
    @datdownin 5 лет назад +3653

    "Like a Rabbit's Foot, but more useless."
    Hypixel throwing shade lmao

  • @tlc_beto9007
    @tlc_beto9007 2 года назад +4616

    Sucks to think about it that no matter how long the world is around there will never be another technoblade skyblock video

    • @abadgamer6715
      @abadgamer6715 2 года назад +77

      it hurts

    • @Riftio617
      @Riftio617 2 года назад +204

      not if we take his dna and clone him

    • @Gocolas
      @Gocolas 2 года назад +47

      @@Riftio617 weirdchamp

    • @zeldaball8911
      @zeldaball8911 2 года назад +108

      @@Riftio617 you sir have improved my mood significantly I thank you.

    • @void_walker2304
      @void_walker2304 2 года назад +35

      @@Riftio617 but would be the same technoblade who makes us laugh with his humor and sounds dead on the inside(no pun intended) when talking.

  • @jayden6594
    @jayden6594 5 лет назад +9528

    “It’s like this quest was made for me”
    No techno It was made from you

  • @linewater2690
    @linewater2690 5 лет назад +1983

    “The dragon is just going to vaporize us with one lighting bolt”
    Vanilla Players: *wait wat*

  • @luffypuffy6070
    @luffypuffy6070 5 лет назад +543

    “If a item takes less than 10 years to get; are you even playing skyblock” Quote of the year

    • @juzow5536
      @juzow5536 5 лет назад +10

      Did you mean
      Quote of the next 10 years

    • @heebs
      @heebs 5 лет назад

      @@juzow5536 no

    • @vrabiealexandru2755
      @vrabiealexandru2755 5 лет назад +1

      an*

    • @olliestone5549
      @olliestone5549 5 лет назад

      *played rpgs for years, is used to grinding rare items for days*

    • @luffypuffy6070
      @luffypuffy6070 5 лет назад

      Vrabie Alexandru I just quoted what techno said....

  • @echothemythical
    @echothemythical 3 года назад +919

    Techno: Cries about losing foot in game
    Also Techno: WHO NEEDS THAT ARM ANYWYAS

  • @Owbe1
    @Owbe1 5 лет назад +15574

    You’ve been flying for so long, you didn’t realize your foot was gone

  • @AdaFear
    @AdaFear 5 лет назад +4637

    Fans: You won minecraft monday?
    Technoblade: Yes.
    Fans: What did it cost
    Technoblade: MY FOOT!!

  • @Zapstars
    @Zapstars 5 лет назад +2467

    "I'm going in for melee!!"
    Little did he know...

    • @kappasunn7290
      @kappasunn7290 5 лет назад +73

      Zapstar he foreshadowed the melee strat so hard

    • @SpultoBNMTheMutuallyUnrequited
      @SpultoBNMTheMutuallyUnrequited 5 лет назад +14

      @@kappasunn7290 what Melee Strat did it Foreshadowing ?

    • @John-ss7cr
      @John-ss7cr 5 лет назад +86

      Spulto BNM using tarantula armor to double jump and melee the dragon when it stops

    • @melonade-1
      @melonade-1 5 лет назад +1

      **foreshadowing**

    • @threebysix
      @threebysix 4 года назад +26

      NotSoSirius not everyone plays skyblock

  • @technotribute3630
    @technotribute3630 2 года назад +266

    It's been a couple of months and I think I can finally come back to watch some Techno content. He will be always missed because he was truly one of a kind.

    • @Split_Oficial
      @Split_Oficial Год назад +2

      1 year now...😢

    • @HarryReynolds-gk6iu
      @HarryReynolds-gk6iu Год назад +1

      1 year and one month 😢 I’ve been counting

    • @Chaos-KitBasher
      @Chaos-KitBasher 5 месяцев назад

      @@HarryReynolds-gk6iuI have not But there is something interesting on the weekend that his was announced, there was a massive storm and me and a couple other people think he was fighting god himself

  • @baconlettucepotato69
    @baconlettucepotato69 5 лет назад +6226

    Techno: we finally have maxed the bank again!
    TimeDeo: *i'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move.*

    • @Technoblade
      @Technoblade  5 лет назад +1844

      he fell into the void and lost 25,000,000 LOL

    • @user-ym8ru2ly2z
      @user-ym8ru2ly2z 5 лет назад +104

      @@Technoblade lmao

    • @sandaledseal
      @sandaledseal 5 лет назад +77

      @@Technoblade rip XD

    • @Rainaman-
      @Rainaman- 5 лет назад +171

      Techno, don't speak to this cursed swine! He has the B word in his name!

    • @memesaregood2318
      @memesaregood2318 5 лет назад +15

      L

  • @nathaneabbott
    @nathaneabbott 4 года назад +1972

    9:16 anybody notice the dude in chat talking about how he likes men but is straight

    • @sunright6975
      @sunright6975 4 года назад +276

      *"Like I say, I'm straight. But honestly... If I was to say... I like male genetalia."*
      This man is epic, give him some credit pls

    • @slokilos
      @slokilos 4 года назад +19

      It says “like im staight”

    • @stormfaze5426
      @stormfaze5426 4 года назад +5

      Wait waaaaaaa

    • @chekhov4215
      @chekhov4215 4 года назад +24

      I mean, they could be a girl... I guess?

    • @dilya5097
      @dilya5097 4 года назад +22

      It’s called bi-curious

  • @azarovitz627
    @azarovitz627 3 года назад +4552

    Techno: cries about his foot
    The admins watching this go down: he put that together faster then I thought he would

    • @marconeil1870
      @marconeil1870 3 года назад +23

      How you have 160 likes and no reply

    • @funnymannotfunny
      @funnymannotfunny 3 года назад +10

      @@marconeil1870 good question

    • @marconeil1870
      @marconeil1870 3 года назад +8

      Now 325 likes but only 2 reply WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!

    • @azarovitz627
      @azarovitz627 3 года назад +3

      @@marconeil1870 good question

    • @Marco-The-Grey
      @Marco-The-Grey 3 года назад

      @@marconeil1870 Extremely good question

  • @aesir748
    @aesir748 2 года назад +1558

    Never getting another techno video is so weird. He always seems like a fixture in life. Nothing certain but death, taxes, and techo. Damn

    • @dksistalife8439
      @dksistalife8439 2 года назад +24

      I saw a comments that said don’t think he is not posting again just think he has a terrible upload schedule 🙃

    • @lagging38828
      @lagging38828 2 года назад +5

      @@dksistalife8439 he died of sarcoma

    • @emelyarye2641
      @emelyarye2641 2 года назад +15

      @@lagging38828 are you joking? he knows that... hopefully english isn't your first language

    • @lagging38828
      @lagging38828 2 года назад +2

      @@emelyarye2641 i just didnt get the joke

    • @kriptionite8412
      @kriptionite8412 2 года назад +28

      @@dksistalife8439 Impossible! He lost all his hair from chemotherapy, the biggest haircut he’ll ever get, he should be uploading daily.
      With all seriousness, that was a joke. In the end, his hair did come back.

  • @ikgang3643
    @ikgang3643 4 года назад +1692

    9:15 can we take second to look at the chat, this man came out infront of a million ppl and he didnt even know it

  • @gavman2253
    @gavman2253 3 года назад +6831

    "MY FOOT! NOOOOOOOO-" - Technoblade

    • @Sohkuh
      @Sohkuh 3 года назад +77

      OH GOD HIS FOOT

    • @bladen6177
      @bladen6177 3 года назад +24

      OMG lol

    • @duckgoesquackkk
      @duckgoesquackkk 3 года назад +29

      Idiot that’s not his foot lmao
      FYI if someone thinks this is serious... r/wooosh to you

    • @kristinchavira2428
      @kristinchavira2428 3 года назад +21

      The pig foot more like The Techno Foot

    • @prof_moh_ksaksa7944
      @prof_moh_ksaksa7944 3 года назад +12

      Technoblade has lost his foot he needs to make a surgery to reattach it

  • @meatloath
    @meatloath 5 лет назад +3352

    Hypixel secretly cut off Techno's foot after the tnt run in mc monday week 6 saying he was too strong

  • @blasternerd3392
    @blasternerd3392 2 года назад +92

    I love how almost every episode ends with technoblade maxing the bank, and timedeo taking all of it.

  • @Phantom-wo7so
    @Phantom-wo7so 3 года назад +5786

    Chat: did you win MC Monday?
    Technoblade: yes.
    Chat: What did it cost?
    Technoblade: **checks leg** *MY FOOT. NOOOOOOOOOOOO*

    • @Greytone05
      @Greytone05 3 года назад +33

      When u steal a comment but reword so u think no one will notice

    • @dopami_na
      @dopami_na 3 года назад +48

      @@Greytone05 Just let them be, if that's what they want to do then so be it

    • @acegrantson
      @acegrantson 3 года назад +22

      @@Greytone05 its the internet. there's barely consequences

    • @gamer_cent2720
      @gamer_cent2720 3 года назад +3

      lol

    • @altdooby
      @altdooby 3 года назад +5

      @@Greytone05 well where is your proof?

  • @banson8463
    @banson8463 5 лет назад +4524

    Technoblade: where’d our 50 mil go?
    TimeDeo: gone, reduced to atoms

    • @iheartchi
      @iheartchi 5 лет назад +89

      More like gone reduced to Midas sword

    • @P3rsonL
      @P3rsonL 5 лет назад +94

      He snapped half by falling into the void with a saving grace for a troll but it bugged and he still died

    • @diffzzz5302
      @diffzzz5302 5 лет назад +11

      PeasantTights za wurdo

    • @williammarler8204
      @williammarler8204 5 лет назад

      Rip the sord

    • @Branioseq
      @Branioseq 5 лет назад +8

      TimeDeo: THE WORLD (Time stop) Time to buy midas sword

  • @finegoldfish8612
    @finegoldfish8612 4 года назад +13257

    I love how he hasn’t completed the first objective of skyblock “craft a workbench “ up at the top LOL

    • @zdravdan
      @zdravdan 4 года назад +296

      No one did that

    • @finegoldfish8612
      @finegoldfish8612 4 года назад +95

      ZdravDan oh lol

    • @finegoldfish8612
      @finegoldfish8612 4 года назад +401

      ZdravDan am I the on,t one who follows what hypixel says so I gain trust into getting admin

    • @zdravdan
      @zdravdan 4 года назад +74

      @@finegoldfish8612 yes

    • @PAM_leaf
      @PAM_leaf 4 года назад +31

      I don't use a bench

  • @yappertron2010
    @yappertron2010 2 года назад +40

    I'd like to imagine as soon as Guber offered him the pig's foot, he just looked down at his foot and screamed.

    • @noamarie2072
      @noamarie2072 Год назад

      Finally a non sad comment that we can laugh at

  • @EnduSsS
    @EnduSsS 5 лет назад +530

    2017: "beating minecraft hardcore mode with a steering wheel"
    2019: "beating hypixel skyblock with a steering wheel"

  • @daduckie8296
    @daduckie8296 5 лет назад +1795

    Somebody get PETA on the line, Guber is giving out Techno's severed foot

    • @dogeloover3096
      @dogeloover3096 5 лет назад +38

      I would buy it
      I mean thats the foot of a guy that won 3 or 4 minecraft mondays

    • @teasips4960
      @teasips4960 5 лет назад +12

      Doge Loover wait don’t call peta their useless 😂😂

    • @dogeloover3096
      @dogeloover3096 5 лет назад +2

      @@teasips4960 wasnt planing on it

    • @AstralGarden101
      @AstralGarden101 5 лет назад +7

      DaDuckie he should at least sell it on the black market

    • @dogeloover3096
      @dogeloover3096 5 лет назад +2

      @@AstralGarden101 this guy gets it

  • @makuru2100
    @makuru2100 5 лет назад +1072

    Technoblade: Experiences a minor problem
    TimeDeo’s Chest: Ah shit here we go again

    • @gabriel_caraman
      @gabriel_caraman 5 лет назад +31

      5 hours isnt enough
      techno himself said if one item doesn't take 10 hours to farm then are you even playing skyblock?

    • @ballislife6034
      @ballislife6034 5 лет назад +10

      Gaming ByGaby *10 years

    • @wilthewise2277
      @wilthewise2277 5 лет назад +6

      roma 5 hours is chump change in most rpgs lol in some it takes 13 hours to get some of the more basic stuff

    • @wilthewise2277
      @wilthewise2277 5 лет назад +5

      roma I should’ve been more specific, my bad yeah I meant mmo’s which is basically what hypixel sky block is, despite being a heavily watered down version

    • @mohabgalal1042
      @mohabgalal1042 5 лет назад +1

      The co op bank when technoblade actually gets money
      Timedeo: Monei.

  • @kirbyfreakyt4695
    @kirbyfreakyt4695 2 года назад +11

    Technoblade, years ago: "MY FOOT NOOOOOO"
    Technoblade, a few months ago: "Oh yeah it doesn't really matter as much to me if my arm gets cut off. I mean it and I won a lot of Minecraft tournaments together but it DID mess up mitosis..."

  • @ztvevo
    @ztvevo 4 года назад +1224

    I love techno screaming “MY FOOT” it gives off such a powerful energy

    • @findmyat
      @findmyat 4 года назад +4

      Ye

    • @Fredo22
      @Fredo22 4 года назад +5

      Tommyinnit vibes

    • @lordzaid8784
      @lordzaid8784 3 года назад +5

      MY FOOOOOOOTTT NOOOOOOO

    • @gamer_cent2720
      @gamer_cent2720 3 года назад

      No way right when I saw LORD ZAIDs response techno said it

    • @ninan-9196
      @ninan-9196 3 года назад +3

      My volume was at a mere 4 and techno screaming MY FOOT was the only thing I heard

  • @andrewmeda3818
    @andrewmeda3818 5 лет назад +1100

    Techno: "Its more of a guideline than a code"
    Me: *Pirates of the Caribbean flashbacks*

  • @justinliow3860
    @justinliow3860 5 лет назад +626

    Techno : Wins minecraft Monday mostly because of tnt run
    Hypixel : Foot hunting time boys

    • @Spectre1122
      @Spectre1122 5 лет назад

      Justsomeguy yep arg cannot like this bc it has 396 (its each time x1 or x2 or x3 of the number 3)

    • @callme93
      @callme93 5 лет назад +1

      he can’t win tnt run now

  • @qocket
    @qocket Год назад +15

    Technoblade, master of deadpan humour. You were the best, rest in piece.

  • @nicholas3620
    @nicholas3620 3 года назад +1995

    “I killed 250-“
    Me: oh that’s not a lot
    Him”thousand”
    Yep nvm

  • @bl00dlikewayne
    @bl00dlikewayne 4 года назад +3944

    when you said "okay goober" it made my phone think you said "okay google" so now i've got your voice saying "like taking candy from a baby" stored in my google account.

  • @RedditLucio
    @RedditLucio 4 года назад +1094

    “Like a rabbits foot but more useless” that is the best description ever

    • @jasonchui7957
      @jasonchui7957 4 года назад +46

      techno's neighbors: ...
      techno: MY FOOT!!! NOOOOOOO-
      techno's neighbors: hmm

    • @AidendreamsYT1
      @AidendreamsYT1 2 года назад

      Not

  • @runningoutoftimetrix
    @runningoutoftimetrix 2 года назад +31

    Literally died when he said "MY FOOT NOOOOOOOOO-"

  • @t.h4951
    @t.h4951 5 лет назад +4046

    "its like taking candy from a baby"
    what happened to:
    "its like taking presents from an orphin?"

    • @user-kx7kc7iv4g
      @user-kx7kc7iv4g 5 лет назад +36

      Learn to spell

    • @williamsuarez1189
      @williamsuarez1189 5 лет назад +54

      @@user-kx7kc7iv4g no be mean

    • @Tulip_bip
      @Tulip_bip 5 лет назад +82

      it's*
      orphan*
      also you're not supposed to put the question mark before the quotation mark unless the quote was a question.

    • @ret.i
      @ret.i 5 лет назад +28

      *orphin*

    • @Tulip_bip
      @Tulip_bip 5 лет назад +6

      @@ret.i that's not how you spell orphan

  • @bean5801
    @bean5801 4 года назад +1538

    "F" In the chat for Technos poor foot

  • @hotwaxed
    @hotwaxed 5 лет назад +3334

    “God it’s like this course was made for me”

  • @tdotaco7049
    @tdotaco7049 2 года назад +266

    WE LOVE YOU TECHNO. hope you're still playing up there with the gods. "Technoblade never dies"

    • @JesseCurios
      @JesseCurios 2 года назад

      ​@Danblox_2 no :(

    • @JesseCurios
      @JesseCurios 2 года назад

      ​@Danblox_2 at most video games

    • @tdotaco7049
      @tdotaco7049 2 года назад +2

      @Danblox_2 who knows I hope there is so he can continue being technoblade

    • @Singleplayer4
      @Singleplayer4 2 года назад

      Playing? Oh no he’s battling

    • @keagentedtaotao1135
      @keagentedtaotao1135 2 года назад

      He is one of the Gods he is the god of Minecraft

  • @barcafan1020
    @barcafan1020 3 года назад +504

    Techno: That’s where it gets OP...
    Subtitles: That’s where it gets SOAPY

    • @LonkABonk
      @LonkABonk 3 года назад +14

      Techno now has good soap that can clean everything

    • @StarrZal223
      @StarrZal223 3 года назад +3

      The soapiest of them all…

    • @Asterena
      @Asterena 3 года назад +1

      Oooo very *soapy* if you know what I mean

    • @toenjoyer
      @toenjoyer 3 года назад

      @@Asterena 😏

    • @chewy4722
      @chewy4722 3 года назад +5

      “THATS WHEN IT GETS SOAPY”
      *grown man stabs children while talking about soap pops up in recommended*

  • @jackjohnson7402
    @jackjohnson7402 4 года назад +8279

    An arm for a leg
    An eye for an ear
    A nose for a mouth
    A foot for + 1% speed
    Edit: Geez 8k likes, I made this as some dumb comment expecting to get like 12 likes but now it’s my most liked comment

  • @robindaniels5337
    @robindaniels5337 4 года назад +373

    Technoblade: MY FOOT NOOOOOOOO
    Technos neighbors: alright were moving out now

  • @Zaxlfang
    @Zaxlfang Год назад +6

    "How would one drive a man insane Techno?"
    "Well you could give him his foot."

  • @okboomerbutitsacat8050
    @okboomerbutitsacat8050 4 года назад +300

    "I'm going in..
    I'm goING IN FOR MELEE"
    little did technoblade know, that was gonna be the meta in a few months.

  • @Sparrowthebird
    @Sparrowthebird 5 лет назад +1764

    TimeDeo literally Thanos snapped their bank account
    Edit: RIP Techno 😭

    • @WilloVAL
      @WilloVAL 5 лет назад +6

      Scatter Rock best comment ever

    • @spadedice7443
      @spadedice7443 5 лет назад +12

      Mein Feish No... he died and lost half... nice job ruining the joke

    • @RoostBR
      @RoostBR 5 лет назад +3

      All the snaps.

    • @Owbe1
      @Owbe1 5 лет назад

      NAH FAM, TimeDeo DID THE IMPPOSIBLE, TAKE EVERYTHING IN ONE SNAP

    • @jc1202
      @jc1202 5 лет назад +1

      Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

  • @pvpchicker7858
    @pvpchicker7858 5 лет назад +597

    All Technoblade's metal breakdown : 1:01 and 11:05
    The "NOOOOO" scream is acutally the same lmao

  • @ghostiigoesboo
    @ghostiigoesboo 2 года назад +16

    Techno cries about losing his foot, then later proceeds to write a Google doc of jokes for when he doesn’t have an arm. Blood god may Rest In Peace, but I hope to bring a little smile to someone’s face with this comment

  • @minutemedianetwork
    @minutemedianetwork 5 лет назад +1571

    Minecraft Monday players are grouping together to assassinate you, Techno. You have been warned...

    • @kxtphyred
      @kxtphyred 5 лет назад +34

      OneCapital Gaming woah brotha ho woah woah- you got too much dip on your chip

    • @poidachi6003
      @poidachi6003 5 лет назад +134

      *technoblade never dies*

    • @Ivan-ek2cu
      @Ivan-ek2cu 5 лет назад +28

      Fit and rusher are coming for him

    • @ScrimGargoyle
      @ScrimGargoyle 5 лет назад +12

      He needs Preston

    • @shuten1791
      @shuten1791 5 лет назад +58

      That way Techno won't have to hunt them down one by one

  • @oscarsauR
    @oscarsauR 5 лет назад +859

    Honestly this is why I love Technoblades content. He gives you information and a sense of humor, along with quality game play and the deep voice just makes it better.

    • @alexandermercier436
      @alexandermercier436 5 лет назад +13

      Yeah, I agree

    • @oof12yearsago99
      @oof12yearsago99 5 лет назад +8

      Agreed

    • @Steamed
      @Steamed 4 года назад +4

      Turtle Zup simp

    • @dudeamazingjoe8399
      @dudeamazingjoe8399 4 года назад +10

      He provides a story, not just gameplay which is what makes him different and better than many other youtubers.

    • @niels4473
      @niels4473 4 года назад

      SteamedBunGaming ok zoomer

  • @gggodzillagaming4083
    @gggodzillagaming4083 3 года назад +894

    Techno: people will see a pink nametag around the wall and think "a runic enderman?"
    Me: *sees pink nametag* Technoblade is that you?

  • @explosenl
    @explosenl 2 года назад +18

    RIP techno. we love you more than you ever knew. we’ll miss you.

    • @yw9686
      @yw9686 2 года назад +3

      I’d like to think he knew exactly how much we love him, because the last thing he did was write a note to all of us ❤️

  • @konstak05
    @konstak05 5 лет назад +145

    Dragon:i am The most powerfull mob in minecraft
    Technoblade:damn it a fly

  • @yeah9378
    @yeah9378 5 лет назад +736

    I have a feeling 80 percent of the items in Timedeo’s chest were Midas swords

    • @nevla.
      @nevla. 5 лет назад +25

      more like 99%

    • @MC-fo8gc
      @MC-fo8gc 5 лет назад +6

      @@nevla. more like 99.9

    • @kxiled
      @kxiled 5 лет назад +8

      I have a feeling timedeo hide another chest with a 50m midas sword in it

    • @skyquinnc6960
      @skyquinnc6960 5 лет назад

      @@MC-fo8gc more like 99.99

    • @stevuhh
      @stevuhh 5 лет назад

      bigchode haver69 more like 99.9999

  • @goodbyedave9553
    @goodbyedave9553 5 лет назад +3829

    So If I cut off Technoblade’s Leg.I get speed?
    Worth it

    • @jysg6171
      @jysg6171 5 лет назад +39

      It’s like a foot,but it’s slower than a snail”s

    • @appleshoes1419
      @appleshoes1419 5 лет назад +12

      But very thicc

    • @Discontinued-Acc
      @Discontinued-Acc 5 лет назад +7

      Dave 2345 no, you only have to cut off his foot

    • @miletilblight2181
      @miletilblight2181 5 лет назад +9

      BEST PART IS HE HAS TWO
      TWICE THE SPEED

    • @mateushtommason6314
      @mateushtommason6314 5 лет назад +3

      the''res only 2 in existance BETHER HURRY UP

  • @holger2124
    @holger2124 3 года назад +45

    People who are watching this now:
    "THEY AMPUTATED THE WRONG PART OF HIS BODY."

  • @bekfastben3185
    @bekfastben3185 4 года назад +553

    7:16 Every serial killer’s excuse in court

  • @jet711
    @jet711 5 лет назад +919

    Legend has it that even if you cut off techno's feet, he will still be the fastest man alive.

    • @elbattarijamil7781
      @elbattarijamil7781 5 лет назад +32

      Dividing infinity by 2 is still infinity

    • @MapJumpKill
      @MapJumpKill 5 лет назад +7

      why would he need feet if he can FLY

    • @jarofslime37
      @jarofslime37 5 лет назад +1

      legend has it that if you equip technos feet as a talisman you shall sprint as fast as a dude sprint-jumping

    • @trawa0825
      @trawa0825 5 лет назад +2

      he will just lose weight to fly faster

    • @TurtwigDoesMinecraft
      @TurtwigDoesMinecraft 5 лет назад +1

      If you wish to defeat Techno, you must train for another THOUSAND YEARS

  • @MTRocks10
    @MTRocks10 5 лет назад +283

    Next update should be Pig’s elbow +1000% sexiness

    • @adam-wq1ch
      @adam-wq1ch 5 лет назад +1

      22k Viizion pig’s face

    • @eddiegaming8515
      @eddiegaming8515 5 лет назад +9

      Pigs Heart +∞ health because, *_Technoblade never dies_*

    • @AT-cz2kw
      @AT-cz2kw 5 лет назад +1

      Eddie Gaming resistance 5 billion

    • @fingling2857
      @fingling2857 5 лет назад +2

      After that it’ll be Pig’s Butt. Ability to launch you when you fart

    • @MTRocks10
      @MTRocks10 5 лет назад +1

      These are all fair takes

  • @ILikeBillboards
    @ILikeBillboards Год назад +14

    9:28 weirdest chat message ever

  • @irene-wv6uj
    @irene-wv6uj 4 года назад +215

    The desc of his foot is “like a rabbit’s foot, but more useless.” They just dissed his foot.

  • @theslimeassassin3287
    @theslimeassassin3287 5 лет назад +812

    Quest: craft a workbench nerd
    Techno: no *proceeds to make the best sword in all game*

    • @undersconed3678
      @undersconed3678 5 лет назад

      BRUH GIVE TIMESTAMP

    • @LostOnceLefthanded
      @LostOnceLefthanded 5 лет назад +3

      ​@@undersconed3678 2:42 objective: craft a workbench. 1:55 crafting the sword.

    • @parakeetiscool7647
      @parakeetiscool7647 5 лет назад +23

      Leaping isn’t even close to best sword. I’m pretty sure it’s 4th best.

    • @うが-g1b
      @うが-g1b 5 лет назад +1

      xd Mincraft 3rd*

    • @parakeetiscool7647
      @parakeetiscool7647 5 лет назад +3

      fish MC aotd, max Midas sword, and pig man sword. So it is 4th

  • @tntthx
    @tntthx 5 лет назад +642

    Technoblade: *has panic attack
    Hypixel: I thought you wanted 1% more speed
    Edit: 600+ Likes That is too many likes..

    • @skycloudy4370
      @skycloudy4370 5 лет назад +5

      *FIVE FOOT NOOOO- We'll be right back*

    • @timmy409
      @timmy409 5 лет назад

      mimi_chan animation five foot the heck??

  • @raf3195
    @raf3195 3 года назад +5

    Your foot? Nono
    Your hand was what you should have been thinking of

  • @realtent8322
    @realtent8322 5 лет назад +184

    "How did you get a water hydra head?"
    Well, you see...
    Timedeo: Hippity Hoppity your bank is now my property

  • @goflex_1235
    @goflex_1235 4 года назад +167

    The man is so ahead of time when he was fighting the dragon, he went in for melee, and at that point everyone thought it is stupid but now everyone does it cuz its actually OP

    • @21iq4
      @21iq4 3 года назад +3

      And now people just one tap it with a bow

    • @sssscly
      @sssscly 3 года назад +1

      @@21iq4 HEY SHITASS, WANNA SEE ME ONETAP A DRAGON?

  • @TealLlama
    @TealLlama 5 лет назад +155

    When the pig foot came out they should have made it so only Technoblade is 50% slower since they took his foot.

  • @zceri
    @zceri 2 года назад +2

    9:19 Billvuck casually coming out in the chat lmao

  • @maph2759
    @maph2759 5 лет назад +263

    No way +1% speed?!
    *Vikk and Preston will not know what hit them*

    • @kapsxd
      @kapsxd 5 лет назад +2

      his foot

    • @rifter_1695
      @rifter_1695 5 лет назад

      YOU MADE THE HOLE JOKE SO MUCH BETTER🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Oli-ey7rt
      @Oli-ey7rt 5 лет назад

      Phoenix 365 You made it worse

    • @rifter_1695
      @rifter_1695 5 лет назад

      @@Oli-ey7rt Same goes for you

  • @slimetoslime7638
    @slimetoslime7638 5 лет назад +276

    wait
    the most important feature of the pig's foot
    +1% SPEEEEED

    • @droopsmoop
      @droopsmoop 5 лет назад +6

      I think the most important feature is that technoblade recovers a lost limv

  • @michaellu23
    @michaellu23 4 года назад +103

    Technoblade: "I have the strongest bow in the game right now!"
    Skyblock Dungeons Update: "Imma end this man's whole career."

    • @Elyzeon.
      @Elyzeon. 4 года назад +2

      This joke is brain dead

    • @agsuh3568
      @agsuh3568 3 года назад +2

      @@Elyzeon. Takes one to know one.

    • @Elyzeon.
      @Elyzeon. 3 года назад +1

      @@agsuh3568 k

    • @tatofish
      @tatofish 2 года назад +3

      This aged poorly

  • @patbatofpigs3104
    @patbatofpigs3104 2 года назад +171

    to anyone who is watching this video this man is a legend and going to become a god he left us yesterday and has ascended to the hevans gl man you will win

    • @void_walker2304
      @void_walker2304 2 года назад +2

      sad that we will never see him in any hypixel game lobby just vibing around .

    • @graywashere
      @graywashere 2 года назад +3

      He's also probably fighting Sun Tzu

    • @bigmacgaming5019
      @bigmacgaming5019 2 года назад +1

      The sad truth is that he’s going to hell

    • @EmeraldSith
      @EmeraldSith 2 года назад

      @@bigmacgaming5019 god will give him mercy

    • @bigmacgaming5019
      @bigmacgaming5019 2 года назад

      @@EmeraldSith no. Thats not how it works.

  • @zerotwosimp4065
    @zerotwosimp4065 4 года назад +712

    Me: “gets ender chest plate on accident”
    Techno blade: “3001, 3002, 3003”

    • @Jj_-_--
      @Jj_-_-- 3 года назад +7

      yaaass! XD

    • @xeraphyx7903
      @xeraphyx7903 3 года назад +4

      Techno blade

    • @enderpichu
      @enderpichu 3 года назад +4

      @@xeraphyx7903 its prob stupid autocorrect I hate the thing, thats why I turned it off

    • @Raclii
      @Raclii 3 года назад

      @@enderpichu same

    • @starlight0313
      @starlight0313 3 года назад +1

      Spent 150k on ender armor, was randomly given ender boots and got a pair of leggings from killing endermen from camping a specific spot

  • @GamingWithKenn
    @GamingWithKenn 5 лет назад +609

    Everyone wish techno luck for tmrw Minecraft Monday UNITE

  • @jarrusrojo4022
    @jarrusrojo4022 5 лет назад +192

    Old Dragon: *Turns around*
    All of the aiming arrows: Ok BoOmEr!

  • @franciscs1604
    @franciscs1604 2 года назад +17

    0:41
    Wait a minute…..
    That was actually a thing???

  • @trexzy268
    @trexzy268 5 лет назад +1043

    The young dragon set gives you 70% more speed above the speed cap do you know what that means techno?
    Edit:thx for the likes
    Btw techno thirtyvirus and fezzy want to give you a pigman sword ONLY if you make a video with him and fezzy
    Technoblade:
    50 mil coins
    Technoblade: :)
    Timedeo spends it on a midas sword*
    Technoblade:

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 5 лет назад

      Tinpot _clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap_ SO ORIGINAL, NOT STOLEN _clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap_

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 5 лет назад

      Pencilsaregreat _clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap_ SO ORIGINAL, NOT STOLEN _clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap_

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 5 лет назад

      Wxtricas _clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap_ SO ORIGINAL, NOT STOLEN _clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap_

    • @my_quadruple_chin115
      @my_quadruple_chin115 5 лет назад +5

      *NYOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

    • @oweo3514
      @oweo3514 5 лет назад +8

      Mike Russo so your telling me that making car sounds isn’t original?

  • @allen8655
    @allen8655 5 лет назад +1506

    Techno just reached 1mill time for the elbow reveal

    • @samrudhraja224
      @samrudhraja224 5 лет назад +11

      It has been 24 hrs and still no upload,y am I not surprised
      Edit:it has been 6 days now

    • @mohabgalal1042
      @mohabgalal1042 5 лет назад +7

      Elbows yes my life is quenched

    • @MintyMinster
      @MintyMinster 5 лет назад +5

      guys don’t worry he was a cooking channel for 3 minutes and 34 seconds.

    • @mrsahilmc7768
      @mrsahilmc7768 5 лет назад

      Midnight he said 10 mil not 1 mil

    • @allen8655
      @allen8655 5 лет назад +1

      MrSahil MC no it’s 1mill for elbow reveal and 10mill for pig rank but hypixel already gave it to him for winning mc Monday (look it up)

  • @JayD2005
    @JayD2005 5 лет назад +149

    I’m starting to think that Technoblade’s only weakness is how to craft a workbench

    • @NEEDABETTERNAMEYT
      @NEEDABETTERNAMEYT 5 лет назад

      Draggedbyme ikr

    • @brandonmckean2547
      @brandonmckean2547 5 лет назад +2

      The quest is broken I made 4 and it's still not finished

    • @whitestorm8287
      @whitestorm8287 5 лет назад +2

      It’s broken I have six and it’s not completed i don’t even know if there is anything else in the tutorial

    • @NEEDABETTERNAMEYT
      @NEEDABETTERNAMEYT 5 лет назад +1

      white storm im in a coop and they made a full double chest full of crafting tables and i threw them off the edge and they got rly mad at me and im like WHY

  • @Sketchers.WeGotThaDrip
    @Sketchers.WeGotThaDrip 2 года назад +3

    "I'd like to think that one day a player will see my pink name through a wall-" 6:58
    *pain*

  • @makuru2100
    @makuru2100 5 лет назад +115

    Thank you technoblade I really enjoyed counting with you very cool

    • @inbarweisman1342
      @inbarweisman1342 5 лет назад

      Like the counting vampire from sesame street but it's a pig

  • @chaoslkm
    @chaoslkm 5 лет назад +104

    I don't think techno needs his foot, he just grapples everywhere

  • @1SLMusic
    @1SLMusic 4 года назад +396

    You say “Rip his foot”, but I’m pretty sure that the skyblock admins added one more word: “Rip his foot OFF”

  • @StayingAwayFromSweets
    @StayingAwayFromSweets 2 месяца назад +5

    this got recommended to me in 2024 October, RIP TECHNO

  • @keep_it_pg4819
    @keep_it_pg4819 5 лет назад +3852

    I miss you techno. Thanks for being the best ❤

    • @keep_it_pg4819
      @keep_it_pg4819 5 лет назад +116

      @@sephrot6830 i find it too grindy for my taste

    • @HotBacon
      @HotBacon 5 лет назад +16

      my account got stole

    • @keep_it_pg4819
      @keep_it_pg4819 5 лет назад +20

      @@HotBacon rip in the chat

    • @daduckie8296
      @daduckie8296 5 лет назад +41

      @Kepp_It_PG whats Hypixel Skyblock? All I see is a pig playing video games

    • @keep_it_pg4819
      @keep_it_pg4819 5 лет назад +3

      @@daduckie8296 da best pig

  • @jackeyplayz6499
    @jackeyplayz6499 4 года назад +424

    1:01 Oh don’t mind me, I’m just posting this comment for myself.

  • @end3725
    @end3725 5 лет назад +103

    imagine if technoblade died due to fall damage in the next Minecraft Monday

    • @canni8l
      @canni8l 5 лет назад +12

      ''oh no i fORGOT TO PUT FEATHER FALLING''
      thats from the video incase you forgot

    • @72EELS
      @72EELS 5 лет назад +2

      its foreshadowing!

    • @chaosshadow7297
      @chaosshadow7297 5 лет назад +2

      Heh Heh technoblade never dies

    • @elijah2941
      @elijah2941 5 лет назад

      Well then...
      that means pigs dont fly

  • @ThatHoodyGuy
    @ThatHoodyGuy 2 года назад +23

    Death is something you can’t escape but it gets you anyway though he has died he still is in our hearts RIP Technoblade

  • @Outcastic
    @Outcastic 3 года назад +339

    "MYY FOOT" the mr "character development" we know today would have changed his skin to have a prosthetic leg from now on

  • @sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem
    @sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem 5 лет назад +231

    me: *gets a pigs foot for 1% speed*
    also me: so thats why techno lost in tnt run on mcm week 8

    • @rhearandom338
      @rhearandom338 4 года назад

      200th LIKE
      lol idk y i had to say it

  • @A_paper
    @A_paper 3 года назад +164

    You guys remember killing ender for 3 hours to get ender armor and thought to your self I wish this took 10 times longer. Well I got good NEWS (insert dungeons update here)

    • @alvarian2529
      @alvarian2529 3 года назад +3

      underatedddddddddddddddddd

    • @masterplasma5644
      @masterplasma5644 3 года назад

      Ender set used to be endgame armor lol now it barely early game

    • @randommeogamer
      @randommeogamer 3 года назад

      @@masterplasma5644 haha ironman go midgame

  • @rohnanatkinson2600
    @rohnanatkinson2600 Год назад +5

    “ow” -technoblade August, 4 2019
    9:22 time stamp (edit)

  • @bioreactor1181
    @bioreactor1181 5 лет назад +845

    When you can fly and go at the speed of sound and do 15k damage in one hit
    Game: CRAFT A WORKBENCH LOSER
    Edit: yikes thanks for the likes guys

  • @maskangel
    @maskangel 5 лет назад +86

    1:11
    **has 9k coins**
    Everyone's telling me that this area is freakishly difficult and pretty much no one can survive in it.
    Seconds later:
    **has 4.5k coins**

    • @Xanthopathy
      @Xanthopathy 5 лет назад +1

      did you not even realize the footage was cut, idiot?

    • @Alifraipye
      @Alifraipye 5 лет назад +3

      Xanthophobic
      R/wooosh

    • @UNblowncreeper
      @UNblowncreeper 5 лет назад +1

      @@Xanthopathy r/wooosh

  • @redd9970
    @redd9970 5 лет назад +193

    “Guber”
    What kind of name is that?
    Edit: Anyone realize Gubers skin looks like one of those stupid dragon skins from planet Minecraft?

    • @yinyang1217
      @yinyang1217 5 лет назад +5

      *gubernator*

    • @SomeGuyPF
      @SomeGuyPF 5 лет назад +13

      I'm a goofy guber now

    • @exthalassa
      @exthalassa 5 лет назад +2

      What kind of question is that?!?

    • @O.Reagano
      @O.Reagano 5 лет назад +3

      TheReal1nf1n1ty Guber Eats

    • @canni8l
      @canni8l 5 лет назад

      i ready it as ' gubber' and enjoyed that

  • @GordonLídlman
    @GordonLídlman 7 месяцев назад +7

    8:15 lol that used to be a powerfull bow.