I don't know how I ever missed this guys comedy. I have followed comedy for over 40 years, and just discovered him a few months ago on RUclips. One of his performances in 1994. He sang, played the guitar. Talked to a couple girls in the audience, and had the whole room laughing hard. He should be world famous. That's how good he is.
I was shocked when we went to a local club and he was there. I knew him from tv but then he told us he was from our town. I hope to bump into him one day.
This guy is FANTASTIC. He seems a little crazy, but that makes his shtick super brilliant. Thank you sir, you had me LMAO the whole video. I hope to watch more of your AWESOME COMEDY. BLESSINGS, GLEN
🤣🤣🤣🤣 My grandson said yesterday " Papaw, you can do anything you want , it's your house" I laughed so hard almost peed myself!!! I told him wait till you'll married and say that again🤣
Oh my goodness he makes me feel old! Im 31 and i also have to brace myself to sneeze because i have a bad back! 😂 amd pulled a muscle in my sleep because apparently youre supposed to sleep with a pillow between your knees...
It started out kind of weird but got better. When he said, "Not that tissue, it doesn't match the towels," I lost it. Lol..Many a women are just like that. Also, my husband knows the layout of the grocery store better than I do.
😂😂😂😅😅😅love this Guy! I worked in retail for almost a decade and I see a lot of husbands on their phones asking their wives if this is the item they were talking about and all I do is laugh really Hard! I love the ones now where they're on alive video. Chat and the husband is scanning the aisle with this phone so the wife can see every Box that is the newest thing and it makes me laugh all. The time! I'm not married? I'm single and I don't understand why doesn't the wife just go shopping? And then you see the old school ones where they have a paper where the wife wrote everything down and the husband doesn't understand
After decades of marriage, I can attest to the validity, reliability, and accuracy of this session provided by a skilled professor of marriage psychoanalysis. And, you thought it was just comedy.
He is so funny and spot on! I love his accent. Is that a New York accent? I love observational comedy - and with no swearing! I hope to watch him on here again.
@@jazzmusician46 Seinfeld is from Brooklyn but grew up on Long Island in Massapequa, same as the Baldwin brothers but also John Gotti Jr, and Joey Buttafuoco. The Brooklyn accent is one of the most well known as a New York accent as even most early Long Islanders were Brooklyn transplants. Depending on whether someone is Jewish, Italian, or Irish their New York accent may swing one way or another.
There’s some stuff we wish we could do without, but marriage is amazing. You spend your life with your best friend, you got each other’s backs throughout
Very funny…. Was able to use audience to create more jokes.. that’s great talent….I’m getting older so I can relate to leg cramps while sleeping-very painful man..lol
Teenagers 🙄 My kids were teenagers before emojis. My son could text DURING SCHOOL with his phone in his pocket! My daughter didn't use vowels and expected me to 'get it' 😃
I've known John since I met him in a bar he owned in Huntington NY. He'd perform there and make up songs about things that were going on around him. If I walked in during a set, my name immediately got inserted in a line of the song. He is casually funny, as much so in real life as on stage. Hard to believe that was 40 years ago, and it is good to see him emerge with the success his talent deserves.
John Joseph, you are hysterical! 😂 thanks you the great laugh in my family tonight! Hope you go to Pechanga Casino in Temecula, or Morongo Casino sometime. If you do get booked there or in that general SW Riverside County area someday, and you're reading this, please reply with a heads up so we can make sure to get tickets!! Take care 😊
HE'S AWESOME!!! WE WANT MORE!!! WE WANT MORE!!! ❤❤❤❤❤ Show of hands, and be honest; how many people besides me have looked all over their house looking for their cell phone, while they're talking on their cell phone, with your spouse watching you do it...yet he or she says NOTHING?!? My husband NEVER says a word...he's house trained. 😂😂😂 ~APRIL LIPKE
I had similar problem, not phone but glasses. One night, I was trying to see who car parked in front of my driveway but I couldn't see well. I ran around the house looking for my glasses, but only to find out I had my glasses on the entire time it just that it was dark and the car was partially hidden from the bush That'swhy I couldn't see. I wish I made this up. Lol
Great act. He totally nailed the facial expressions and mannerisms of the 19 year old daughter.
@@solofemaletravelerme I hope the operation will correct the problem.
I don’t have a daughter but I can agree based on the teenage girls I have seen
He's old school. I like him.
His face - comedic gold!
"How old are you?"
19
"19...the wheels on the bus go round & round..."🤣😂🤣
That was great! 😂
Its true your outlook changes like a switch im 40 and i see what you mean @@edithdlp8045
This guy is talented. Hope to see more of him.
This guy is an instant classic😅😅😅
Dry bar do your calling up, and bring him back for round two👍
Spot on and so relatable! If you're in your twenties, enjoy while you can, because things go south after fifty.
@@edithdlp8045 you poor soul. Count the minutes.
Yup!!😂
this man is a refreshment to the comedy scene, thank you for sharing your sense of humor sir
I don't know how I ever missed this guys comedy. I have followed comedy for over 40 years, and just discovered him a few months ago on RUclips. One of his performances in 1994. He sang, played the guitar. Talked to a couple girls in the audience, and had the whole room laughing hard. He should be world famous. That's how good he is.
I was shocked when we went to a local club and he was there. I knew him from tv but then he told us he was from our town. I hope to bump into him one day.
His impressions of his wife, and daughters are funnier than his Dad jokes.
"I'm not saying marrage is bad, I'm saying it's horrible."🤣
😂😂😂
This guy is great!! I can relate to everything he said!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
But you, like me, don't let your wife know that you're taking life lessons from this guy for fear of her wrath😂.
He was GREAT!
This guy is FANTASTIC.
He seems a little crazy, but that makes his shtick super brilliant.
Thank you sir, you had me LMAO the whole video.
I hope to watch more of your AWESOME COMEDY.
BLESSINGS,
GLEN
This guy is good 🤣🤣
What a lovely moment with that couple 😄
This guy is great.
No expletive-laden comedy. So refreshing.
I love the Dry Bar Comedy videos!
He gives me a Rodney Dangerfield vibe. Love him!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
My grandson said yesterday " Papaw, you can do anything you want , it's your house"
I laughed so hard almost peed myself!!!
I told him wait till you'll married and say that again🤣
This guy is awesome! Relatable, hilarious and down to earth. Awesome 👌 👏 👍
The man's a genius, love him.😅
More, please!!!😂 I can absolutely relate to him!!
He kept them coming.
Absolutely hilarious
Great job
He is really funny!! 😂Hope to see him again!
He's hilarious! When I got my hair cut, he'd look at me and say, "That's going to take some getting used to." I'm surprised I let him live.
Brilliant way to wrap up a thoughtful pause ...."any questions?" 😂
I laughed so hard I went into a coughing fit!🤣🤣🤣
I could relate to almost everything he said, I guess that's good and it's bad both isn't it?😅😅
Thanks!
Now this fella was actually funny😊
Oh my goodness he makes me feel old! Im 31 and i also have to brace myself to sneeze because i have a bad back! 😂 amd pulled a muscle in my sleep because apparently youre supposed to sleep with a pillow between your knees...
This guy is hilarious. 😂😂😂
This guy is awesome!
Dry Bar never disappoints!
It started out kind of weird but got better. When he said, "Not that tissue, it doesn't match the towels," I lost it. Lol..Many a women are just like that.
Also, my husband knows the layout of the grocery store better than I do.
Thanks Dry Bar - another gem
I pulled a rib muscle by sneezing 🤣
Another DRY BAR keeper!
omg I never laughed that hard for a stand up comedian
Omg thank you thank you I needed a laugh today
Yep! That was a great laugh!
Thanks!👍
😂😂😂😅😅😅love this Guy!
I worked in retail for almost a decade and I see a lot of husbands on their phones asking their wives if this is the item they were talking about and all I do is laugh really Hard! I love the ones now where they're on alive video. Chat and the husband is scanning the aisle with this phone so the wife can see every Box that is the newest thing and it makes me laugh all. The time! I'm not married? I'm single and I don't understand why doesn't the wife just go shopping? And then you see the old school ones where they have a paper where the wife wrote everything down and the husband doesn't understand
After decades of marriage, I can attest to the validity, reliability, and accuracy of this session provided by a skilled professor of marriage psychoanalysis. And, you thought it was just comedy.
If Gru was a real person 😂 Very funny set!
He's funny. 😂😂😂😂😂
Very funny , thanks for sharing 👍👍👍👍
He is so funny and spot on! I love his accent. Is that a New York accent? I love observational comedy - and with no swearing! I hope to watch him on here again.
definitely New York, probably Long Island which is where he lives.
@@robertborden2666 I’m an Aussie. No accent of course! 🤣 I love the New York accent. Reminds me of Seinfeld.
@@jazzmusician46 Seinfeld is from Brooklyn but grew up on Long Island in Massapequa, same as the Baldwin brothers but also John Gotti Jr, and Joey Buttafuoco. The Brooklyn accent is one of the most well known as a New York accent as even most early Long Islanders were Brooklyn transplants. Depending on whether someone is Jewish, Italian, or Irish their New York accent may swing one way or another.
😂😂😂😂😂 Old school 🙌 👏👏👏👏👏
Excellent! Very funny.
Great impression of teenagers’ body language and their ‘whatevers’.
Spectacular!!
Made cruel reality sound funny.
There’s some stuff we wish we could do without, but marriage is amazing. You spend your life with your best friend, you got each other’s backs throughout
Good for Gru, taking up comedy.
THANK YOU!!!!! 😂 That’s all I could think the whole time
Very funny…. Was able to use audience to create more jokes.. that’s great talent….I’m getting older so I can relate to leg cramps while sleeping-very painful man..lol
How I feel when I go to work.😅
This guy is hysterical 😂
Teenagers 🙄 My kids were teenagers before emojis. My son could text DURING SCHOOL with his phone in his pocket! My daughter didn't use vowels and expected me to 'get it' 😃
What amazing facial expressions! Could give Jim Carrey a run for his money.
He reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield
Reminded me of Rowan Atkinson. 😂
Seriously funny. I could certainly handle a lot more of that.
He's funny, I just see my grandfather on stage.
I'm 75 and he is absolutely correct !
Hilarious and sad at the same time .
First! 🙃
Fantabulous set. Thanks John and DB.
The only thing you've ever been first at is having ignorant children.
You’re welcome!🌹
Loved this guy 🤣👏👏👏
Perfect!!! Bought glasses to find glasses...👌
Funny dude. And it's all true.
I laughed so hard that I had tears in my eyes. Thank you.
I've known John since I met him in a bar he owned in Huntington NY. He'd perform there and make up songs about things that were going on around him. If I walked in during a set, my name immediately got inserted in a line of the song. He is casually funny, as much so in real life as on stage. Hard to believe that was 40 years ago, and it is good to see him emerge with the success his talent deserves.
Love it!
He is spot on with everything and funny as hell too!!!
That was the PERFECT parting line!
John Joseph, you are hysterical! 😂 thanks you the great laugh in my family tonight!
Hope you go to Pechanga Casino in Temecula, or Morongo Casino sometime. If you do get booked there or in that general SW Riverside County area someday, and you're reading this, please reply with a heads up so we can make sure to get tickets!! Take care 😊
You’re very welcome!🌹
John Jospeh is extremely funny. I definitely would enjoy seeing him in person.
He was very funny. Life is funny 😅
Incredible set. In-Out, perfect. My god what a guy.
So funny!😂 Also, he must be married to the same lady as comedian Bobby Collins... Because their wives "sound" exactly the same!😂😂😂
Why haven’t I heard you on Comedy USA on the radio? You are hysterical!
He's a treasure. I really enjoyed him.
Now this guy is good 👍
This man!!!!!!!! ❤
HE'S AWESOME!!! WE WANT MORE!!! WE WANT MORE!!!
❤❤❤❤❤
Show of hands, and be honest; how many people besides me have looked all over their house looking for their cell phone, while they're talking on their cell phone, with your spouse watching you do it...yet he or she says NOTHING?!? My husband NEVER says a word...he's house trained. 😂😂😂
~APRIL LIPKE
I had similar problem, not phone but glasses. One night, I was trying to see who car parked in front of my driveway but I couldn't see well. I ran around the house looking for my glasses, but only to find out I had my glasses on the entire time it just that it was dark and the car was partially hidden from the bush That'swhy I couldn't see. I wish I made this up. Lol
@@chanthana7694 Me too!!! ❤
🤣🤣🤣
~ APRIL LIPKE
I laughed so hard....every joke soooo funny
Can't add another comment that's not already here. Loved it!
He’s hilarious
Holy Moly! Couldn't stop laughing!
this guy is hilarious
Ridiculously funny. Got that old school vibe thing.
he's funny for 30 years my husband does all the cooking and shopping.
Excellent!
Funny good one
Outstanding!
Poor girl!😂😂😂😂
I'm trying to find more videos of him! Love him! 😂😂
Daughters! Get out! So funny!
We like him 😅
How the hell have I never heard of this guy before? More John Joseph, please.
Laughed out loud!
The Dolphin sound 😂😂😂 that was hilarious 😂😂😂
He is confident. I like that.
Great job when someone gives those automatic belly laughs! Loved it!
i dont remember when i laugh so hard at a stand up comedy, good job grandpa!
This guy is brill8ant...fire alarm got me going 😂😂😂😂
The part of husvand ganding phone to clerk to talk to me omg lol and looking at each other after 30yrs across table,priceless