Stupid Things People Say That Make No Sense. Don McEnery

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  • @DCell1961
    @DCell1961 Год назад +689

    "We figured out what was fair, and then charged you more." Priceless!

    • @rossmacintosh5652
      @rossmacintosh5652 Год назад +18

      It really was more than fair.

    • @marcd1981
      @marcd1981 Год назад +21

      That was good, I never thought of the phrase that way.

    • @davidroman1654
      @davidroman1654 Год назад +14

      @@marcd1981 Me either. Now I will always doubt someone when they say that.
      Fair is Fair OK More than fair NO SO MUCH

    • @helgabruin2261
      @helgabruin2261 Год назад +11

      Priceless!! You just made it even funnier. 😂

    • @johnkaimins9998
      @johnkaimins9998 Год назад

      This is not funny.@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist8

  • @mightyluv
    @mightyluv Год назад +706

    This guy is hilarious! It’s nice to hear a clean comedian who can still catch you off guard and make you laugh out loud.

    • @jeankoorndyk994
      @jeankoorndyk994 Год назад +1

      M
      I I I

    • @MadScientist267
      @MadScientist267 Год назад

      You know what would be nice? Not having to read comment after comment after comment after comment about "how clean it is" 🙄
      Waste of good oxygen. All of you.

    • @smartgenes1
      @smartgenes1 Год назад +1

      where?

    • @TheEmpressMouse
      @TheEmpressMouse Год назад +5

      That’s Dry Bar Comedy always clean. Family comedy but actually funny.

    • @mightyluv
      @mightyluv Год назад +1

      @@TheEmpressMouse Sinbad "Afros and Bell Bottoms" is hilarious and clean. I think though, you almost had to be there (growing up in the 70's, I mean.)

  • @terfalicious
    @terfalicious Год назад +366

    "More than fair" - golden!

    • @whereareweliving9993
      @whereareweliving9993 Год назад +13

      You know he's just saying?
      I mean it goes without saying is what I'm saying.
      Hope is enough or at least more than fair.

    • @hc3282
      @hc3282 Год назад +7

      More than golden😅

    • @gregayala1181
      @gregayala1181 Год назад

      0

    • @btbb3726
      @btbb3726 Год назад +3

      Next level, even.

    • @billbruno7163
      @billbruno7163 Год назад +2

      The high point

  • @davidhornbeck1470
    @davidhornbeck1470 Год назад +42

    The “more than fair” reference is brilliant

  • @citizenzero0
    @citizenzero0 Год назад +608

    This guy is seriously funny without being personally offensive...just makes fun of life and it's absurdities, my kind of humor. More of this please!

    • @Breeze0911
      @Breeze0911 Год назад +18

      Best part, after talent:
      CLEAN TALENTED HUMOR ON THE MARK!

    • @bjolly8924
      @bjolly8924 Год назад +20

      No doubt, good clean humour is hard to come by these days.

    • @karmasutra4774
      @karmasutra4774 Год назад +7

      Yep

    • @AlCatrraz
      @AlCatrraz Год назад +8

      Better than THE JOKER, with DIRTY DIAPERS, in The White House....

    • @rogertrent9842
      @rogertrent9842 Год назад

      @@AlCatrraz
      LOL you got that right...
      FJB and evey Demon democrat that supports that criminal Sniffy Joe.

  • @psdesert7907
    @psdesert7907 Год назад +27

    I also love how the correspondent at the scene is always nodding their heads until they speak 🤣🤣

  • @rolysantos
    @rolysantos Год назад +67

    WOW! Spot on.
    Especially everything about getting old.

    • @Robil63
      @Robil63 2 месяца назад +1

      What was? I forgot, and I don't know how to rewind the video.

  • @danielv413
    @danielv413 Год назад +91

    This is the first time a comedian has made me laugh since I don't know when. This guy is gold

    • @1blastman
      @1blastman 11 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah, more gold than he has in his fillings.

    • @kendallevans4079
      @kendallevans4079 10 месяцев назад +2

      "...Since I don't know when..."??? That's another one!!

    • @connieroberts5152
      @connieroberts5152 7 месяцев назад

      He’s fantastic!

  • @hc3282
    @hc3282 Год назад +278

    Hilarious, clean, no cussing. Perfect.😂 The next level of sleep is death😅😅

    • @kylemurphy597
      @kylemurphy597 Год назад +10

      I would say the next level of sleep is being comatose

    • @Initwithlove
      @Initwithlove Год назад +7

      I know, right? When people come plain about their birthday, I tell them :
      if you’re not getting older, you’re dead.😂😂😂

    • @Initwithlove
      @Initwithlove Год назад +5

      @@PRINCE_SHANEabsolutely
      Thanks for saying that❤😂

    • @1blastman
      @1blastman 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@Initwithlove That's going on the next birthday card I send to a friend.

  • @davidt8438
    @davidt8438 8 месяцев назад +20

    The “more than fair” joke is brilliant. It’s so easy to put it together AFTER he tells it.

  • @reme001
    @reme001 Год назад +92

    Don is really funny without rough language. Will be looking for him again..

  • @lyrica2110
    @lyrica2110 Год назад +94

    This guy makes being funny look sooo easy! And without any F-Bombs! Very enjoyable routine. Thanks for the smiles.😂😂

  • @sparkytuttle2966
    @sparkytuttle2966 Год назад +276

    Never heard of him until now. He's really funny. Hope to see more.

    • @jimbrown5552
      @jimbrown5552 Год назад +2

      Yes he is

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 Год назад +3

      Same here.
      Wonder if he got into comedy recently or if I've been under a rock his entire career.
      Either way, he's very clever.

    • @sandragrant1785
      @sandragrant1785 Год назад +3

      Yeah, i never heard of him either. But im gonna look him up for more.

    • @1blastman
      @1blastman 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@kingayy9267 Late bloomer boomer.

  • @everynewdayisablessing8509
    @everynewdayisablessing8509 Год назад +122

    Excellent original humour about random things but not about people in his life. I love his way of thinking, it is a smart comedy. Loved it!

    • @WeighedWilson
      @WeighedWilson Год назад +3

      His mechanic didn't think it was very funny.

    • @FrankHerrera-qr1mh
      @FrankHerrera-qr1mh Год назад +2

      Original? Nothing in comedy is original.

    • @stevekombolis3542
      @stevekombolis3542 Год назад +2

      ​@@FrankHerrera-qr1mhhey a troll that's definitely not original.
      find any other comedian that has joked chicken eggs don't taste likw chicken or talked about contractions not matching up or going over the saying "more than fair"

    • @FrankHerrera-qr1mh
      @FrankHerrera-qr1mh Год назад +3

      @stevekombolis3542 contractions: Galleger. Food: Carlin. Going back to Ed Sullivan days, nothing is original except to people who think stand-up was invented yesterday.

    • @stevekombolis3542
      @stevekombolis3542 Год назад +1

      @@FrankHerrera-qr1mh food lol. And you didn't address several but I don't think you understand the difference between concept and context. By your logic nothing is original because everything is based on human ideas and uses human language. Short of aliens what would be original then?
      Of course when deciding if something is original in standup you look at the specific jokes not claim all comedy is based on jokes or observations therefore nothing is original. You can use a broad generalization for literally everything to make the same claim
      But it's part of a pointless larger discussion . Why even post just to say comics are not original no matter what their material ? It's bending over backwards to be negative for no reason when you know exactly what people were referring to

  • @JonsRegularStuff
    @JonsRegularStuff Год назад +130

    how ironic - its take an old man to deliver fresh comedy. big thumbs up

    • @Roughneck26
      @Roughneck26 8 месяцев назад +1

      lol Life experience is the key.

    • @bethr8756
      @bethr8756 14 дней назад

      He's not old

  • @929mmr
    @929mmr Год назад +54

    I was once listening to my friend tell a story to another guy and was thinking "what pure gibberish. He is making no sense at all". My friend then says to the other guy "Do you know what I'm saying?" and the guys says "oh sure" and my friend said "How could you?" I laughed so hard cuz my friend obviously knew he was talking nonsense.

  • @raymondcouture9374
    @raymondcouture9374 Год назад +25

    As Kenny Bania would say:
    ' That mantis gig is gold Jerry...GOLD!!'

  • @marieaudibert5692
    @marieaudibert5692 Год назад +102

    So refreshing to hear CLEAN jokes, shows intelligence... thank you SIR 😂

    • @shawnhensley4884
      @shawnhensley4884 6 месяцев назад +1

      Also Tom Papa.

    • @islandgal500
      @islandgal500 5 месяцев назад +3

      The thing is that this is called 'Dry Bar' likely to point out that it is alcohol-free, so no drunken idiots spewing potty language. All performers keep it clean here, and yes, it takes more talent to do comedy without using shocking language.

  • @monicacoyle3760
    @monicacoyle3760 Год назад +38

    Very funny, he's spot on, especially trying to listening to the news and trying to read it the same time

  • @trainliker100
    @trainliker100 Год назад +65

    The late David Brenner had some good stupid things people say. Like when they see somebody fall down, they say, "Did you fall down?" And on the subway, there can be a newspaper somebody left on the seat and he is partially sitting on it. Somebody asks, "Excuse me, are you reading that?" He said that one day he had had enough, "I said yes, got up, turned the page, and sat back down."

    • @victoriavickery6086
      @victoriavickery6086 Год назад +4

      Brenner was a hoot!

    • @factsoverfiction7826
      @factsoverfiction7826 Год назад +3

      And the senseless things we do, like staring intently down the street while waiting for a bus. "What d'ya think? Maybe it's gonna be a gondola?" Aww, miss that guy. Thanks for keeping his humor alive.

    • @lindamast2766
      @lindamast2766 Год назад +3

      Loved Brenner, sad that he is gone

    • @trainliker100
      @trainliker100 Год назад +3

      @@lindamast2766 Yes. There was something about his style where it was different than most where you are sitting there just watching for your enjoyment. It was more like he drew you in and you were enjoying his comedy WITH him.

    • @kathyrice7931
      @kathyrice7931 10 месяцев назад

      Man I miss that guy! Loved him!

  • @dancing_odie
    @dancing_odie Год назад +228

    Don is hilarious. I can't believe 10 min was over so fast. Hes got the gift

    • @rossmacintosh5652
      @rossmacintosh5652 Год назад +12

      Willn't you stay for the last 56 seconds?

    • @ihaveinsomnia1
      @ihaveinsomnia1 Год назад +2

      ​@@rossmacintosh5652😂😂😂😂😂

    • @janishart5128
      @janishart5128 Год назад +3

      ​@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist8: Knock it off!! Your comment is INAPPROPRIATE - this is NOT a revival meeting!!!

  • @olspanner
    @olspanner Год назад +80

    Nice to hear a real comedian go through their routine without ONE swear word in this day and age. Briilliant comedian!

  • @per619
    @per619 Год назад +81

    Love observational humor. Excellent.

  • @iCarilloninChrist
    @iCarilloninChrist Год назад +73

    *_So HILARIOUS !!! Love the part about getting older but still being 20 in your head ... keep thinking this will change but it is exactly the way I feel !!!_*

    • @christinebeames712
      @christinebeames712 Год назад +6

      Hi I’m 78 and feel 40 , I get a terrible shock when I catch sight an old lady in my clothes un expectantly .I’m still suprised that I struggle up the stairs
      un expectantly

    • @iCarilloninChrist
      @iCarilloninChrist Год назад +2

      @@christinebeames712 *_God bless you !_*

    • @CUSELİSFAN
      @CUSELİSFAN Год назад +3

      Yeah, I'm always surprised by how old my peers look. 🤣

    • @SK-tr9ii
      @SK-tr9ii Год назад +2

      I know, they haven't aged very well.@@CUSELİSFAN

    • @BEVERLYRANDOLPH-lx4qu
      @BEVERLYRANDOLPH-lx4qu 10 месяцев назад +1

      I loved the “standing up”! So real!

  • @ryanlema9794
    @ryanlema9794 Год назад +114

    So funny! 10 minutes of laughter. Thanks dry bar!

  • @claudiaweier1153
    @claudiaweier1153 Год назад +89

    First class, top shelf stand up comedy! Delivery and inflection spot on! Good job!

  • @christineshotton824
    @christineshotton824 Год назад +78

    You realize you're old when you not only know all the songs playing in the supermarket, but you catch yourself singing along.

    • @ronstrong9560
      @ronstrong9560 Год назад +6

      Also...
      The news people beginning their reply with "I mean..."
      And...
      "Look".

    • @guitarcomet5
      @guitarcomet5 Год назад +1

      I still haven’t heard any Van Halen songs in the Grocery store.

    • @christineshotton824
      @christineshotton824 Год назад +2

      @@guitarcomet5 I heard "Ice Cream Man" in a Fry's grocery store about a year ago.

    • @guitarcomet5
      @guitarcomet5 Год назад +1

      @@christineshotton824 …That confirms it! I’m getting old. 😩

    • @christineshotton824
      @christineshotton824 Год назад +2

      @@guitarcomet5
      You and me both!

  • @greendotscott5038
    @greendotscott5038 Год назад +20

    The mattress joke floored me. To obvious! I should have seen it coming!😂👍

  • @jimslaugenhaupt3823
    @jimslaugenhaupt3823 Год назад +140

    It really felt good to laugh again without worrying about who may be offended! Great work Don! We need more of this!

    • @rogerscalf231
      @rogerscalf231 Год назад

      So, you would rather not consider someone else's feelings? Well you're just an a..hole.

    • @douglasreeves9938
      @douglasreeves9938 Год назад +7

      I don't worry about anyone being offended. Okay, only family.

    • @ev25zv
      @ev25zv Год назад +5

      Old people could get offended, but they're too old to be WOKE. I'm sure the WOKE police will get around to it, though.

    • @raymondcouture9374
      @raymondcouture9374 Год назад +1

      I felt offended. He did not talk about Bud Light.
      What stand up does not pick on Bud Light, now days ???

    • @jimslaugenhaupt3823
      @jimslaugenhaupt3823 Год назад +6

      @@raymondcouture9374 True, but it is a DRYBAR. 😉

  • @loshomusic
    @loshomusic Год назад +2

    Thanks!

  • @CarlVandenberg
    @CarlVandenberg Год назад +15

    The leg shake at the end of his "I'm peeing right now" joke was perfect! 😁

  • @Strik.9
    @Strik.9 Год назад +16

    Love some clean humor. Respect he can pull it off.

  • @dougwhiley4028
    @dougwhiley4028 Год назад +42

    About getting old - Im 55 yrs old. I recently moved to a small town. A shop keeper asked me if I had any grandchildren. I felt a bit hurt. It made me feel old. Since then, I've noticed how many 14 yr old Mother's there are in this town.

    • @annamarielewis7078
      @annamarielewis7078 Год назад +4

      Hahahahaha💝

    • @michaelchialastri1088
      @michaelchialastri1088 Год назад +3

      Lol 😅

    • @M_SC
      @M_SC Год назад +7

      I know a family that has 2 generations for every one my family does. They all have teen pregnancies and mine is full of late bloomers

    • @dougwhiley4028
      @dougwhiley4028 Год назад +6

      @@M_SC I live in Australia. There isn't much opportunity in this little town. Our government pays single mothers welfare. Some girls see it as their best option to get pregnant as early as possible.

    • @scouthale
      @scouthale Год назад

      He's probably the dad

  • @davidgroeneveld1382
    @davidgroeneveld1382 Год назад +16

    Another stupid thing people say: "That's what I'm talking about!!" when they are really not talking about it but are just excited about something someone said or did. Or they agree. But they were certainly not talking about it. So why shout out that that is what you are talking about? No, you're not. Don't take credit for something someone else said or did.
    Loved this video!

    • @Vincent-ke5zn
      @Vincent-ke5zn 7 месяцев назад

      I also HATE when people over use and misuse the word "LIKE "

    • @JeffO-
      @JeffO- 6 месяцев назад

      I like, "This is what I'm saying." When someone says something you've been saying that you are with. I think Seinfeld said this either in standup or the show.

  • @jayneweaver8695
    @jayneweaver8695 Год назад +48

    Don McEnery is hilarious! Good clean humor, SO fun thank you!

  • @ilovemybuddythunder
    @ilovemybuddythunder Год назад +88

    I've been staying stressed with little bouts of depression here the last few months so it's felt really good to watch this and laugh cause it took my mind off things, thank you don!

    • @gracesol9
      @gracesol9 Год назад +11

      whatever takes your mind off things, do that :)

    • @Nomadcreations
      @Nomadcreations Год назад +9

      Yes Good Comedy takes Ones mind Off Depressions, Anxiety, Stress & Lonliness!

    • @eddieboggs8306
      @eddieboggs8306 Год назад +8

      ​@@Nomadcreations
      Laughter is the best medicine.

    • @Nomadcreations
      @Nomadcreations Год назад +4

      @@eddieboggs8306 So TRUE & NOT Enough Of It :)

    • @darkwolf4962
      @darkwolf4962 Год назад +8

      Laugh to forget, just don't forget to laugh.

  • @andyhuebschmann5616
    @andyhuebschmann5616 Год назад +92

    He is the most unlikely looking comedian ever!
    The button fly jeans bit was hilarious. 😂😂

    • @keensoundguy6637
      @keensoundguy6637 Год назад +3

      The button-fly jeans bit was funny, but as someone who used to wear such jeans, it is only closing them that requires individual attention on each button. It is quite easy to open all 5 buttons at once. I guess the jeans manufacturers assumed people could figure that out for themselves rather than including instructions with each pair sold. Nowadays, though, they could print a QR code linking to an online video, but is that really something you want to see?

    • @macforme
      @macforme Год назад +2

      andy: I am in tears over that one...... " and I AM" .... I'm on the floor.

    • @macforme
      @macforme Год назад +2

      @@keensoundguy6637 A zipper is still faster....

    • @genespell4340
      @genespell4340 Год назад

      ​@@macformedrink less beer and you won't be in pain and crying because you fell out of your chair.

    • @macforme
      @macforme Год назад +3

      @@genespell4340 thanks for the friendly advice to increase my safety... but I don't drink.... so I just have to have lots of bubble wrap on.

  • @ciphermatrix
    @ciphermatrix Год назад +67

    This guy is really funny, nice relaxed delivery.

  • @george344
    @george344 Год назад +26

    Keeping up the DryBar standard of shareable humor! Well done!!!

  • @earlgreco8636
    @earlgreco8636 Год назад +25

    Nice to see a comedian that's actually funny.

  • @shriggs55
    @shriggs55 Год назад +57

    funny and original! Bring him back!

  • @MrArturhM
    @MrArturhM Год назад +25

    Such a good laughter I got from this excelent comedian.

  • @jimmie200
    @jimmie200 Год назад +24

    This guy is right on target. He's hilarious.

  • @roziebaybe1626
    @roziebaybe1626 Год назад +94

    His whole set was *JUST THINKING OUT LOUD* 😅😅

    • @Rabbitzan
      @Rabbitzan Год назад +9

      Ey if it works, it works. Made me laugh 🤣😂

    • @santosmadrigal3702
      @santosmadrigal3702 Год назад +1

      People say like for no reason at all . Do people even know what an Ax is ? My guitar is more like an Ax then a question . And I think it's the "woke" way to speak . They make statements in the form of a question . Are they telling me , or asking ( axing ) me ?

    • @Rabbitzan
      @Rabbitzan Год назад +2

      @@santosmadrigal3702 I been using ax as a joke since I was teen though.. and I am almost in my 40s..

    • @santosmadrigal3702
      @santosmadrigal3702 Год назад +2

      @@Rabbitzan someone give that man a Bud Lite . would you like some frys with that ?

    • @theplanetruth
      @theplanetruth Год назад +1

      That’s how I imagine doing comedy if I ever tried it.

  • @dixieboy5689
    @dixieboy5689 Год назад +10

    Hes a champ. Super sharp and super clever. Yes , with age comes wisdom , and in this video, lots of laughs.
    I loved this set. Solid. Good stuff from this boss.

  • @harmonysprogress
    @harmonysprogress Год назад +29

    Beautiful!!!!! Still laughing and it's over!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @40KoopasWereHere
    @40KoopasWereHere 10 месяцев назад +2

    "Somebody's coming, somebody's coming - more at 11!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheSleepingonit
    @TheSleepingonit Год назад +21

    He did get me wondering how you undo a button fly after a few beers, never thought of it because I never bought a pair. He was great

    • @ev25zv
      @ev25zv Год назад +3

      You unbutton the top button like you do with any other pair of jeans, and then "rip" the fly open and the buttons open up. It's actually faster than a zipper fly.

  • @christinedcruz7648
    @christinedcruz7648 Год назад +125

    Mr. McEnery, you've taken humour to the next level. 👌👍

    • @glemwheatley9425
      @glemwheatley9425 Год назад +7

      Know what I’m saying?

    • @hooeetube
      @hooeetube Год назад +2

      @@glemwheatley9425 It goes without saying 😁

    • @Rowebot15
      @Rowebot15 Год назад +2

      Wouldn't that be Delirium?

    • @d.t.6072
      @d.t.6072 Год назад

      This entire thread is hilarious. 😂

  • @johnmckown1267
    @johnmckown1267 Год назад +216

    @1:45 I'm 70. My mind believes it's about 30. Until I look at my hands. They are definitely 70. This is called "cognitive dissonance".

    • @yppykya
      @yppykya Год назад +12

      How long before you remembered what it was called?

    • @RR-VanityInKnickers
      @RR-VanityInKnickers Год назад +11

      Oh yeah. I'm 60 but my brain feels like it's lagging behind by a good 40-45 years. 😅

    • @sandspar
      @sandspar Год назад +10

      I was as content as one can be riding my mower, minding my own business, until I looked down at my hands... What Happened? Now hoping I don't have to wave at a neighbor.

    • @jamesmaybury7452
      @jamesmaybury7452 Год назад +5

      That’s a strange name for your hands!

    • @johnmorgan7947
      @johnmorgan7947 Год назад +8

      Live forever ❤️
      ...believe THE GOSPEL 😊

  • @nickroberts-xf7oq
    @nickroberts-xf7oq Год назад +15

    Clean funny humor ! 😂 👏 🏆

  • @johncichon9499
    @johncichon9499 Год назад +33

    I appreciate this humor of a "mature" guy...in part because I am one. Not wearing depends yet...but then again, I don't go to bars. Thanks!

  • @drewschrep
    @drewschrep Год назад +25

    At almost age 55, I can say without hesitation that this guy absolutely NAILS what it feels like to be this age! Know what I'm sayin?

    • @Vincent-ke5zn
      @Vincent-ke5zn 7 месяцев назад

      Yeah, I know what you're saying 😂😅😂

  • @randyduncan4004
    @randyduncan4004 Год назад +14

    He’s Great !! 15 seconds I was doing The coughing laugh , and he got better bc it’s all truth. A true artist.

  • @anitajones4899
    @anitajones4899 Год назад +18

    OMGOODNESS ~ I am still laughing!!! 🤣🤣🤣
    I love a good comedian & Don Mcenery definitely is one! Bravo "sir!" 😂😂👏👏👏

  • @weejim48
    @weejim48 Год назад +13

    Brilliant and very dry delivery. I have instantly subscribed 🤣🤣🤣👍

  • @trainliker100
    @trainliker100 Год назад +3

    One of my favorites we used to see all the time in TV advertisements is something that came in "a full quart bottle." Is there some other sort of quart. A "partial quart bottle?"

  • @BarryMitchell-w8i
    @BarryMitchell-w8i Год назад +22

    Still funny after all these years. Great to see you.

  • @Magicstockton
    @Magicstockton Год назад +43

    Mantis joke was solid.

  • @ellie5562
    @ellie5562 Год назад +3

    Funny, intelligent and CLEAN!

  • @pi-sx3mb
    @pi-sx3mb Год назад +9

    What a great set! Totally nailed it and kept it clean. Thanks for the laughs!

  • @jadefire1814
    @jadefire1814 Год назад +12

    That praying mantis joke had no business being that funny! I was literally screaming! 😂

  • @allthingsnu4673
    @allthingsnu4673 Год назад +25

    Very original and funny! That last joke about him peeing for real was a good and surprising punch line 😆.

  • @jewgirl952
    @jewgirl952 Год назад +4

    Nearly fell on the floor when he talked about scrolling down on the year of birth, when filling out your date of birth on a form online!!!

    • @Rose-p5m1v
      @Rose-p5m1v Год назад

      Yes! It’s annoyance is right there with having to scroll down to find your state you live in INSTEAD of just being able to SIMPLY put in 2 little letters.😏😉

  • @latarashamcneil9101
    @latarashamcneil9101 Год назад +101

    Thank you for making these videos. I do appreciate a good comic. I haven't heard of this comedian before. He was funny and had some original lines.a

  • @TRICK-OR-TREAT236
    @TRICK-OR-TREAT236 Год назад +2

    THAT'S A LOT OF STUFF TO REMEMBER ! 😂 🤣 😂

  • @arturx6965
    @arturx6965 Год назад +21

    This man is a genius of comedy.

  • @greatgatsby6953
    @greatgatsby6953 Год назад +6

    This is the kind of clean humour I love!

  • @gayleneelaban1161
    @gayleneelaban1161 Год назад +8

    This guy is hilarious! Love his humor, and the fact that he doesn’t have to be dirty, to be funny!

  • @anjapinkau3737
    @anjapinkau3737 Год назад +5

    Thank you! I really had a good laugh! Several actually. So refreshing!

  • @stevekombolis3542
    @stevekombolis3542 Год назад +6

    I've seen this set before and still watched it again. Partly because I'm 50 and relate to the struggle of standing up too fast and because he's really funny
    Thank you for the special sir (I added the sir to be annoying 😁)

  • @tonyrobbins1665
    @tonyrobbins1665 Год назад +3

    The button fly jeans! 🤣🤣😂🤣 Dexterity test!

  • @TheRealDeal130
    @TheRealDeal130 Год назад +30

    He's a natural, I enjoyed the whole sketch.

  • @BinaryBard64
    @BinaryBard64 Год назад +2

    The "why don't eggs taste like chicken" bit got me good, man.

  • @VioletJoy
    @VioletJoy Год назад +4

    His timing reminds me so much of two other comedians I've watched on this channel. I love this kind of humor. 😂

  • @carlbaumeister3439
    @carlbaumeister3439 Год назад +4

    I think I just found my favorite new comedian!

  • @billmalec
    @billmalec 10 месяцев назад +2

    "Can I ask you a question" is my favorite. I always answer with "you just did".

  • @rahrah4160
    @rahrah4160 Год назад +24

    1:35 Yes! My mind forgets I'm 35 and it's like I'm stuck at 25 😂😂

    • @jstnxprsn
      @jstnxprsn Год назад +4

      Same and I'm in my late 60s.

    • @majoroldladyakamom6948
      @majoroldladyakamom6948 Год назад +6

      63 and still think I'm in my early 30s, except my body says 63. Wah. 🙃

    • @jstnxprsn
      @jstnxprsn Год назад +4

      @@punkinhoot I get that. I'm reminded every time I see some young hot woman and realize I've turned into the old man on the park bench in Jethro Tull's Aqualung album. LOLOL

    • @jstnxprsn
      @jstnxprsn Год назад

      @Roger B The Aqualung joke?

    • @jerichobeach2967
      @jerichobeach2967 Год назад +1

      43 def feel younger than I am but my mind was its sharpest at 21 so I won’t say in my mind I’m 21 but I still feel 30

  • @marystrenke3050
    @marystrenke3050 Год назад +1

    Scrolling for the year of my birth year!!! Takes forever 😂

  • @TheKelliLam
    @TheKelliLam Год назад +5

    Omg this guy is hilarious!!! I needed this tonight

  • @Chardonbois
    @Chardonbois Год назад +13

    Great original set from a mature comic. Hilarious!

  • @charlenefriess2128
    @charlenefriess2128 Год назад +6

    Feeling George Carlin was being channeled here! Love it

  • @Kathy-e7c
    @Kathy-e7c 10 месяцев назад +15

    I tell people “it tastes like lizard” when they ask what lizard tastes like i tell’em “chicken”

    • @Kevin-p2g4g
      @Kevin-p2g4g 2 месяца назад +1

      😂😂

    • @ronniesen2522
      @ronniesen2522 2 месяца назад +1

      Rattle snake really does taste like chicken.

    • @Kathy-e7c
      @Kathy-e7c 2 месяца назад

      @ yeah it does. I had it when I lived in AZ, it was quite good 🦎 🐓

  • @LoveAcrossAmerica
    @LoveAcrossAmerica Год назад +35

    We take sleep to the next level 🤣😂

    • @Justin-fq7vj
      @Justin-fq7vj Год назад

      Yeah the walking dead has to walk to the bathroom at two AM. New meaning to sleep walking. And a dead beat goes to bed to get more rest. Take that to a new level and you probably won't ever get up again. Why ? I got down today. 😅

    • @macforme
      @macforme Год назад

      A nice quotation to put a convict at ease, and about to get his sentence...um... terminated.

  • @stuartofblyth
    @stuartofblyth Год назад +3

    Well done, that man. Laugh-out-loud funny and you could watch it with the kids.

  • @emiliadavis8247
    @emiliadavis8247 Год назад +35

    He's got to make more stand ups!! Sooo funny!!! 😂

  • @guytero8812
    @guytero8812 Год назад +3

    Nice to hear a comedian that doesn't talk about farting, doesn't swear and doesn't pull faces. 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

    • @kelvinharris2776
      @kelvinharris2776 2 месяца назад

      You took the words right out of my mouth!

  • @ObsidianFallen
    @ObsidianFallen Год назад +365

    By the end of the willnt part it was starting to sound right

    • @mtp4430
      @mtp4430 Год назад +11

      We were taught that at one point in our history, willn't was actually utilized in standard conversation just as won't is today. The language evolved

    • @theonlyonebribri
      @theonlyonebribri Год назад +6

      Wtf

    • @michaelevans1690
      @michaelevans1690 Год назад +17

      I willn't ever get used to it. It willn't ever catch on.

    • @mtp4430
      @mtp4430 Год назад +8

      @@michaelevans1690You're right, it willn't. It was deemed outdated back when they stopped using it.

    • @michaelevans1690
      @michaelevans1690 Год назад

      @mtp4430 willn't people like you ever stop making up fake history. I dare say, no, you willn't.

  • @tstewart3034
    @tstewart3034 3 месяца назад +15

    I may be the only black man listening because hes clean, no cursing, no sex, no vulgarity, or violence.... EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @ArnB-hk4hn
      @ArnB-hk4hn 3 месяца назад +2

      That's Dry Bar comedy for you. It's why I like it..

    • @Benjamin-jo4rf
      @Benjamin-jo4rf Месяц назад +1

      Are you implying you’re the only black man who isn’t vulgar?

    • @saidijulius4712
      @saidijulius4712 Месяц назад

      We toghter bro

    • @saidijulius4712
      @saidijulius4712 Месяц назад

      ​@Benjamin-jorf
      Are u taking it personal??😅

    • @janvangorp6918
      @janvangorp6918 Месяц назад

      Hey Blackman! Remember rapper Heavy D. Love the track's, black coffee, overweight lover and 'is it good for you ' Greatings from a white man, married to black babe for 22 years.

  • @Celeste-in-Oz
    @Celeste-in-Oz Год назад +21

    This guy is a natural, his style reminded me of Seinfeld 👍🏼

    • @riverraisin1
      @riverraisin1 Год назад +2

      He was trying to present his comedy like Norm McDonald.

    • @Dkriedt
      @Dkriedt Год назад +2

      He wrote for Seinfeld

    • @Celeste-in-Oz
      @Celeste-in-Oz Год назад +1

      @@Dkriedt wow, I genuinely had no idea! Thanks!

  • @situational.analysis
    @situational.analysis 10 месяцев назад +2

    Great set. Good material perfect delivery.
    Here's one: "Sleep tight and don't let the bedbugs bite." You can't do both. If you're sleeping tight... they're biting the hell out of you. And if you're not letting them bite... you're not sleeping. You're standing up all night in your underwear with a can of D-con.
    I just wrote that.

  • @jonahansen
    @jonahansen Год назад +4

    This guy is great! I was actually laughing at most everything for some reason...

  • @daleshackley1046
    @daleshackley1046 8 месяцев назад +2

    So right on! Especially about getting old! OMG, so true

  • @kirnpu
    @kirnpu Год назад +3

    The next level of sleep? That pulled a belly laugh out of me!

  • @LAStars-sratS
    @LAStars-sratS Год назад +41

    Never heard him before, he’s Great! Had me laughing the whole way thru and I’m not a laugher! 💖

  • @guitarcomet5
    @guitarcomet5 Год назад +7

    My most hated saying/phrase is “It is what it is.”
    Basically what that means is, you’re admitting that you’re wrong or that the truth makes you guilty, but you absolve yourself of responsibility by saying you had little or no control or choice in the matter (when you actually did).
    It’s a cop out.

    • @christinebeames712
      @christinebeames712 Год назад +2

      Oh my I. So glad 8m not the only one that gets driven mad when I hear this , you are right it is a cop out , x

    • @philipbruton6561
      @philipbruton6561 Год назад

      Me too!

    • @lindymcbroom953
      @lindymcbroom953 Год назад

      @@philipbruton6561 I HATE IT TOO!

    • @Warped1369
      @Warped1369 10 месяцев назад +1

      But, with all things considered as to your insight, in the end, ....it is what it is.
      =O) xD
      (The one that I hate most is when someone says, "Spot on", especially when they don't have a British accent (but, even a little then, too).

    • @guitarcomet5
      @guitarcomet5 10 месяцев назад

      @@Warped1369 ..”Spot On!” 🤓 (said with a fake English accent)

  • @ThorntonGholson
    @ThorntonGholson Год назад +1

    He is the BEST ever!!!♥️💯♥️👍🤣

  • @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
    @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin Год назад +4

    My sister tried to make “I amn’t” a thing back in the ‘70s. It didn’t work.

  • @naomi00723
    @naomi00723 Год назад +1

    I come from a military family, I raised my son to always say Yes Sir, No Sir. I was proud when I overheard him say it when he introduced himself and he's 23 yrs old. I do not want to be called Sir or Mam because it makes me feel old. I have felt that way but, there is also a smile and respect for the kid that had some manners.

    • @M_SC
      @M_SC Год назад

      Manners are culturally relative. I know the first time I saw that some kids have to call their own fathers sir I was shocked and really horrified, felt sick. The impersonal-ness, the formality, the hierarchical construct, the lack of intimacy, familiarity (just look at that word), easiness, and love made me feel sick

  • @jamesstafford6543
    @jamesstafford6543 Год назад +15

    Never heard of this guy (I’m a brit) but that stuff is very, very funny!