I was as content as one can be riding my mower, minding my own business, until I looked down at my hands... What Happened? Now hoping I don't have to wave at a neighbor.
Another stupid thing people say: "That's what I'm talking about!!" when they are really not talking about it but are just excited about something someone said or did. Or they agree. But they were certainly not talking about it. So why shout out that that is what you are talking about? No, you're not. Don't take credit for something someone else said or did. Loved this video!
I like, "This is what I'm saying." When someone says something you've been saying that you are with. I think Seinfeld said this either in standup or the show.
Yeah the walking dead has to walk to the bathroom at two AM. New meaning to sleep walking. And a dead beat goes to bed to get more rest. Take that to a new level and you probably won't ever get up again. Why ? I got down today. 😅
He sure hits the spot for *this* 62 years-old....but the _real_ trouble with the button-fly-manual-dexterity-test, is having to do it more than a dozen times a night!
@@punkinhoot I get that. I'm reminded every time I see some young hot woman and realize I've turned into the old man on the park bench in Jethro Tull's Aqualung album. LOLOL
Very funny! "Hey, what did you say?" "What is your name?" (only allowed to ask that question twice, after that you're on your own.) Hmmm, "On your own." "How ya doin'?" Very intimate way of saying hello to someone. Their answer? "How ya doin'?" Time? What people mean: I'll be there (or back) in a minute = 5 minutes. 10 minutes = 20-25 minutes. 20 minutes = 40-45 minutes. 30 minutes = 1hr-1hr+15. 1 hour = 2-2.5 hrs. Soon = up to 4 hours. This afternoon = tomorrow. Tomorrow = not sure or never. Oh, I forgot, "in a second" - 3 minutes. "Have a nice day!" Wow! I was worried. I thought he would tell me to have a bad day!
The phrase is: even a broken/stopped clock is correct twice a day. Which means that it will be the correct time at whichever time it was stopped at in the AM and PM.
“No affairs. Try explaining that to your wife. Let us know how that works out”. I expected him to follow this with “at least we know she won’t bite your head off”.
You’re right Emily, dinner is figured out quickly, it’s I’m gonna go get a pizza and some beer, watch a movie on tv, by myself!! As for her….NO DEFINITELY MEANS NO no matter what she wants! She’s on her own….heard her through my charged up listening ears!! I’m Fine!!!!!
Great vid. Thanks ! I HATE all trite, common speech mannerisms. And please don't get me wrong here, but that insidious "Our thoughts and prayers.." has long since become hollow and insincere sounding because of its constant overuse.
Just like when somebody is looking for something and when they find it you ask "where did you find it" ? Then their reply would be "It was in the last place I looked" I would hope so because if they kept looking for it after they found it I'd be worried about their Mental Health.
A fellow teacher, who was also the baseball coach, would make calls in our workroom during my prep period. He followed every statement with, " Do you know what I'm saying?" It was so distracting.
His description of cable news gave me pause, though: Why are they so hellbent on distracting me? And with all the commercials, why am I paying to watch at all? No, I’m lying. I ditched the tv in 2004…
haha the crowd slept on the praying mantis joke. "you come home with no head, you try to eplain to your wife where you been ...ya know how that works out" lol cause shes gonna bite the other one off...im assuming ☺
When Paul Revere made his ride everybody was still British. The British army were not called the red coats. They were called the Regulars. He called out "The Regulars are coming".
The idea with contractions is that you're reducing two words with two or more syllables into one syllable, speeding up speech. Willn't has the same amount of syllables as will not, defeating the purpose.
One of the dumb things I hear a lot of coaches AND corporate executives say is, "There is no 'I' in Team." WTH does that mean? There is no 'we' in team. There is no 'us' in Team. So ... what the heck does that even mean? Stop saying that! 😂
You know what would be nice? Not having to read comment after comment after comment after comment about "how clean it is" 🙄 Waste of good oxygen. All of you.
People say like for no reason at all . Do people even know what an Ax is ? My guitar is more like an Ax then a question . And I think it's the "woke" way to speak . They make statements in the form of a question . Are they telling me , or asking ( axing ) me ?
The thing is that this is called 'Dry Bar' likely to point out that it is alcohol-free, so no drunken idiots spewing potty language. All performers keep it clean here, and yes, it takes more talent to do comedy without using shocking language.
The late David Brenner had some good stupid things people say. Like when they see somebody fall down, they say, "Did you fall down?" And on the subway, there can be a newspaper somebody left on the seat and he is partially sitting on it. Somebody asks, "Excuse me, are you reading that?" He said that one day he had had enough, "I said yes, got up, turned the page, and sat back down."
And the senseless things we do, like staring intently down the street while waiting for a bus. "What d'ya think? Maybe it's gonna be a gondola?" Aww, miss that guy. Thanks for keeping his humor alive.
@@lindamast2766 Yes. There was something about his style where it was different than most where you are sitting there just watching for your enjoyment. It was more like he drew you in and you were enjoying his comedy WITH him.
@@FrankHerrera-qr1mhhey a troll that's definitely not original. find any other comedian that has joked chicken eggs don't taste likw chicken or talked about contractions not matching up or going over the saying "more than fair"
@stevekombolis3542 contractions: Galleger. Food: Carlin. Going back to Ed Sullivan days, nothing is original except to people who think stand-up was invented yesterday.
@@FrankHerrera-qr1mh food lol. And you didn't address several but I don't think you understand the difference between concept and context. By your logic nothing is original because everything is based on human ideas and uses human language. Short of aliens what would be original then? Of course when deciding if something is original in standup you look at the specific jokes not claim all comedy is based on jokes or observations therefore nothing is original. You can use a broad generalization for literally everything to make the same claim But it's part of a pointless larger discussion . Why even post just to say comics are not original no matter what their material ? It's bending over backwards to be negative for no reason when you know exactly what people were referring to
The button-fly jeans bit was funny, but as someone who used to wear such jeans, it is only closing them that requires individual attention on each button. It is quite easy to open all 5 buttons at once. I guess the jeans manufacturers assumed people could figure that out for themselves rather than including instructions with each pair sold. Nowadays, though, they could print a QR code linking to an online video, but is that really something you want to see?
I was once listening to my friend tell a story to another guy and was thinking "what pure gibberish. He is making no sense at all". My friend then says to the other guy "Do you know what I'm saying?" and the guys says "oh sure" and my friend said "How could you?" I laughed so hard cuz my friend obviously knew he was talking nonsense.
![DDG & G Herbo - Nosey [Official Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/I9Ra0Zc2NlQ/mqdefault.jpg)
Hilarious, clean, no cussing. Perfect.😂 The next level of sleep is death😅😅
I would say the next level of sleep is being comatose
Whoever gave grandpa the mic you owe you as a nation 😂
I know, right? When people come plain about their birthday, I tell them :
if you’re not getting older, you’re dead.😂😂😂
@@rougetraderabsolutely
Thanks for saying that❤😂
@@Initwithlove That's going on the next birthday card I send to a friend.
This guy makes being funny look sooo easy! And without any F-Bombs! Very enjoyable routine. Thanks for the smiles.😂😂
Very smooth delivery
WOW! Spot on.
Especially everything about getting old.
This is the first time a comedian has made me laugh since I don't know when. This guy is gold
Yeah, more gold than he has in his fillings.
"...Since I don't know when..."??? That's another one!!
He’s fantastic!
Don is hilarious. I can't believe 10 min was over so fast. Hes got the gift
Willn't you stay for the last 56 seconds?
@@rossmacintosh5652😂😂😂😂😂
@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist8: Knock it off!! Your comment is INAPPROPRIATE - this is NOT a revival meeting!!!
Nice to hear a real comedian go through their routine without ONE swear word in this day and age. Briilliant comedian!
OMGOODNESS ~ I am still laughing!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I love a good comedian & Don Mcenery definitely is one! Bravo "sir!" 😂😂👏👏👏
At almost age 55, I can say without hesitation that this guy absolutely NAILS what it feels like to be this age! Know what I'm sayin?
Yeah, I know what you're saying 😂😅😂
@1:45 I'm 70. My mind believes it's about 30. Until I look at my hands. They are definitely 70. This is called "cognitive dissonance".
I hear you 😂
At 68 and right there with you John.want to ride my motorcycle but.....take care folks
How long before you remembered what it was called?
Oh yeah. I'm 60 but my brain feels like it's lagging behind by a good 40-45 years. 😅
I was as content as one can be riding my mower, minding my own business, until I looked down at my hands... What Happened? Now hoping I don't have to wave at a neighbor.
Another stupid thing people say: "That's what I'm talking about!!" when they are really not talking about it but are just excited about something someone said or did. Or they agree. But they were certainly not talking about it. So why shout out that that is what you are talking about? No, you're not. Don't take credit for something someone else said or did.
Loved this video!
I also HATE when people over use and misuse the word "LIKE "
I like, "This is what I'm saying." When someone says something you've been saying that you are with. I think Seinfeld said this either in standup or the show.
At last, someone else who can't stand the mindless expression, "I'm just saying."
SO SICK OF HEARING THAT...
We take sleep to the next level 🤣😂
Yeah the walking dead has to walk to the bathroom at two AM. New meaning to sleep walking. And a dead beat goes to bed to get more rest. Take that to a new level and you probably won't ever get up again. Why ? I got down today. 😅
A nice quotation to put a convict at ease, and about to get his sentence...um... terminated.
He sure hits the spot for *this* 62 years-old....but the _real_ trouble with the button-fly-manual-dexterity-test, is having to do it more than a dozen times a night!
So right on! Especially about getting old! OMG, so true
Every joke was quite funny, especially with his delivery style. Would like to see more of him.
Never heard of this guy (I’m a brit) but that stuff is very, very funny!
Feeling George Carlin was being channeled here! Love it
@9:23 When he said "I had to give up liquids" my water dispenser went gurgle,gurgle,gurgle.
1:35 Yes! My mind forgets I'm 35 and it's like I'm stuck at 25 😂😂
Same and I'm in my late 60s.
63 and still think I'm in my early 30s, except my body says 63. Wah. 🙃
@@punkinhoot I get that. I'm reminded every time I see some young hot woman and realize I've turned into the old man on the park bench in Jethro Tull's Aqualung album. LOLOL
@Roger B The Aqualung joke?
43 def feel younger than I am but my mind was its sharpest at 21 so I won’t say in my mind I’m 21 but I still feel 30
Great stuff; it’s funnier because it’s true!
Very funny. I needed a laugh. 😂
Never heard of this guy but he is😂😂😂
Very funny! "Hey, what did you say?" "What is your name?" (only allowed to ask that question twice, after that you're on your own.) Hmmm, "On your own."
"How ya doin'?" Very intimate way of saying hello to someone. Their answer? "How ya doin'?"
Time? What people mean: I'll be there (or back) in a minute = 5 minutes. 10 minutes = 20-25 minutes. 20 minutes = 40-45 minutes. 30 minutes = 1hr-1hr+15. 1 hour = 2-2.5 hrs. Soon = up to 4 hours. This afternoon = tomorrow. Tomorrow = not sure or never. Oh, I forgot, "in a second" - 3 minutes.
"Have a nice day!" Wow! I was worried. I thought he would tell me to have a bad day!
On getting old. I used to get up, walk into a room, and forget why I went there. Now I stand up and forget why I stood up. Sad but true.
Ive got one. Ppl say the clocks right twice a day sarcastically but doesnt that make it right all day long?
The phrase is: even a broken/stopped clock is correct twice a day. Which means that it will be the correct time at whichever time it was stopped at in the AM and PM.
This was quite excellent. Hit home on the age jokes!
"I'm not gonna lie"... that was pretty funny!
“No affairs. Try explaining that to your wife. Let us know how that works out”. I expected him to follow this with “at least we know she won’t bite your head off”.
That was so Dry, I'm parched!
I'm just sayin' that it goes without sayin' that that was more than fair.
the Birthdate joke and the satelite delay, I've totally seen another comedian do those bits on DryBar....
Totally.
Still funny though! 😏
I’m old enough to have heard that joke hundreds of times from thousands of people. Heck. Millions of people.
@@Traitorman..Proverbs26.11 Totally
Aaah. Cable news. THOSE were the days. 😊
Brilliant!! 🤣SO funny, original, and he doesn't need to stoop to ripping anyone a new one. Outstanding!!
I like this guy. It is so nice to listen to a comic who can be funny without making it at the expense of someone else. Love Dry Bar Comedy!
Me, at 58❓❗️❓
🤣🤣🤣I Know, Dude.🤣🤣🤣
I Know 😂😂😂
‼️‼️‼️
You’re right Emily, dinner is figured out quickly, it’s I’m gonna go get a pizza and some beer, watch a movie on tv, by myself!!
As for her….NO DEFINITELY MEANS NO no matter what she wants! She’s on her own….heard her through my charged up listening ears!! I’m Fine!!!!!
I know what you mean about being old and I don't mind being 60 years old but sometimes, unless I look in the mirror, I don't feel that old
The button fly jeans brought back memories of having a beer wearing US Navy dress blue 13 button trousers. Talk about time trials.
This guy is hilarious!😂
Oh yeah. Good stuff! 🤣👌
Thanks!
Scrollllllllll.......................😅
This guy's FUNNY!
I don't have to be offended with cussing, lewd comments, or ANYTHING rude
🎉✨️🎊
Funny stuff, I'm impressed 👍
Great vid. Thanks ! I HATE all trite, common speech mannerisms. And please don't get me wrong here, but that insidious "Our thoughts and prayers.." has long since become hollow and insincere sounding because of its constant overuse.
I hear you.
Another thing people say is 'you know' that just gets me riled
Just like when somebody is looking for something and when they find it you ask "where did you find it" ?
Then their reply would be "It was in the last place I looked"
I would hope so because if they kept looking for it after they found it I'd be worried about their Mental Health.
Never heard of Don....Better than any comedian Ive seen.
At 66 it is refreshing to see a funny man with an awesome and relatable set of funny, funnies
A fellow teacher, who was also the baseball coach, would make calls in our workroom during my prep period. He followed every statement with, " Do you know what I'm saying?" It was so distracting.
I know what you mean.
His description of cable news gave me pause, though: Why are they so hellbent on distracting me?
And with all the commercials, why am I paying to watch at all?
No, I’m lying. I ditched the tv in 2004…
haha the crowd slept on the praying mantis joke. "you come home with no head, you try to eplain to your wife where you been ...ya know how that works out" lol cause shes gonna bite the other one off...im assuming ☺
I wish he had tackled the saying “I could care less” which is the exact opposite of what is meant.
The next level of sleep is coma, not death.
That guy is brilliant! 😂😂😂
If your hotel reservation gets moved one floor up, that's taking sleep to the next level.
Lol the first two jokes and I know everything I need to know about this dude. Stay in Utah
Kudos to this dude 👏 brilliant 🎉
When Paul Revere made his ride everybody was still British. The British army were not called the red coats. They were called the Regulars. He called out "The Regulars are coming".
Lol, this dude is funny.
Everything he said is true!!
Praying mantis joke - hilarious!
I hate when people who are younger than me call me "dear". I tell them my name is not "dear".
Carlinsh.. that's a complement.
I wasn't subscribed 😳, definitely subscribed years ago. 🤔.
Brilliant!
I had a pair of button fly jeans once. I didn't ever get another.
Really excellent.
The idea with contractions is that you're reducing two words with two or more syllables into one syllable, speeding up speech. Willn't has the same amount of syllables as will not, defeating the purpose.
This guy's great!
Did he mention, Hairy situation? Hairy? Lol
Best joke was about the button fly jeans
One of the dumb things I hear a lot of coaches AND corporate executives say is, "There is no 'I' in Team." WTH does that mean? There is no 'we' in team. There is no 'us' in Team. So ... what the heck does that even mean? Stop saying that! 😂
Everything now is...
"Literally".
True comedian
For a first timer that guy is brilliant 🫠
"We figured out what was fair, and then charged you more." Priceless!
It really was more than fair.
That was good, I never thought of the phrase that way.
@@marcd1981 Me either. Now I will always doubt someone when they say that.
Fair is Fair OK More than fair NO SO MUCH
Priceless!! You just made it even funnier. 😂
This is not funny.@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist8
Thank you ❤
By the end of the willnt part it was starting to sound right
We were taught that at one point in our history, willn't was actually utilized in standard conversation just as won't is today. The language evolved
Wtf
I willn't ever get used to it. It willn't ever catch on.
@@michaelevans1690You're right, it willn't. It was deemed outdated back when they stopped using it.
@mtp4430 willn't people like you ever stop making up fake history. I dare say, no, you willn't.
This guy is hilarious! It’s nice to hear a clean comedian who can still catch you off guard and make you laugh out loud.
M
I I I
You know what would be nice? Not having to read comment after comment after comment after comment about "how clean it is" 🙄
Waste of good oxygen. All of you.
where?
That’s Dry Bar Comedy always clean. Family comedy but actually funny.
@@TheEmpressMouse Sinbad "Afros and Bell Bottoms" is hilarious and clean. I think though, you almost had to be there (growing up in the 70's, I mean.)
how ironic - its take an old man to deliver fresh comedy. big thumbs up
lol Life experience is the key.
Never heard of him until now. He's really funny. Hope to see more.
Yes he is
Same here.
Wonder if he got into comedy recently or if I've been under a rock his entire career.
Either way, he's very clever.
Yeah, i never heard of him either. But im gonna look him up for more.
@@kingayy9267 Late bloomer boomer.
"More than fair" - golden!
You know he's just saying?
I mean it goes without saying is what I'm saying.
Hope is enough or at least more than fair.
More than golden😅
0
Next level, even.
The high point
Thank you for making these videos. I do appreciate a good comic. I haven't heard of this comedian before. He was funny and had some original lines.a
This guy is seriously funny without being personally offensive...just makes fun of life and it's absurdities, my kind of humor. More of this please!
Best part, after talent:
CLEAN TALENTED HUMOR ON THE MARK!
No doubt, good clean humour is hard to come by these days.
Yep
Better than THE JOKER, with DIRTY DIAPERS, in The White House....
@@AlCatrraz
LOL you got that right...
FJB and evey Demon democrat that supports that criminal Sniffy Joe.
Don is really funny without rough language. Will be looking for him again..
His whole set was *JUST THINKING OUT LOUD* 😅😅
Ey if it works, it works. Made me laugh 🤣😂
People say like for no reason at all . Do people even know what an Ax is ? My guitar is more like an Ax then a question . And I think it's the "woke" way to speak . They make statements in the form of a question . Are they telling me , or asking ( axing ) me ?
@@santosmadrigal3702 I been using ax as a joke since I was teen though.. and I am almost in my 40s..
@@Rabbitzan someone give that man a Bud Lite . would you like some frys with that ?
That’s how I imagine doing comedy if I ever tried it.
So funny! 10 minutes of laughter. Thanks dry bar!
So refreshing to hear CLEAN jokes, shows intelligence... thank you SIR 😂
Also Tom Papa.
The thing is that this is called 'Dry Bar' likely to point out that it is alcohol-free, so no drunken idiots spewing potty language. All performers keep it clean here, and yes, it takes more talent to do comedy without using shocking language.
The late David Brenner had some good stupid things people say. Like when they see somebody fall down, they say, "Did you fall down?" And on the subway, there can be a newspaper somebody left on the seat and he is partially sitting on it. Somebody asks, "Excuse me, are you reading that?" He said that one day he had had enough, "I said yes, got up, turned the page, and sat back down."
Brenner was a hoot!
And the senseless things we do, like staring intently down the street while waiting for a bus. "What d'ya think? Maybe it's gonna be a gondola?" Aww, miss that guy. Thanks for keeping his humor alive.
Loved Brenner, sad that he is gone
@@lindamast2766 Yes. There was something about his style where it was different than most where you are sitting there just watching for your enjoyment. It was more like he drew you in and you were enjoying his comedy WITH him.
Man I miss that guy! Loved him!
First class, top shelf stand up comedy! Delivery and inflection spot on! Good job!
Mantis joke was solid.
Excellent original humour about random things but not about people in his life. I love his way of thinking, it is a smart comedy. Loved it!
His mechanic didn't think it was very funny.
Original? Nothing in comedy is original.
@@FrankHerrera-qr1mhhey a troll that's definitely not original.
find any other comedian that has joked chicken eggs don't taste likw chicken or talked about contractions not matching up or going over the saying "more than fair"
@stevekombolis3542 contractions: Galleger. Food: Carlin. Going back to Ed Sullivan days, nothing is original except to people who think stand-up was invented yesterday.
@@FrankHerrera-qr1mh food lol. And you didn't address several but I don't think you understand the difference between concept and context. By your logic nothing is original because everything is based on human ideas and uses human language. Short of aliens what would be original then?
Of course when deciding if something is original in standup you look at the specific jokes not claim all comedy is based on jokes or observations therefore nothing is original. You can use a broad generalization for literally everything to make the same claim
But it's part of a pointless larger discussion . Why even post just to say comics are not original no matter what their material ? It's bending over backwards to be negative for no reason when you know exactly what people were referring to
He is the most unlikely looking comedian ever!
The button fly jeans bit was hilarious. 😂😂
The button-fly jeans bit was funny, but as someone who used to wear such jeans, it is only closing them that requires individual attention on each button. It is quite easy to open all 5 buttons at once. I guess the jeans manufacturers assumed people could figure that out for themselves rather than including instructions with each pair sold. Nowadays, though, they could print a QR code linking to an online video, but is that really something you want to see?
andy: I am in tears over that one...... " and I AM" .... I'm on the floor.
@@keensoundguy6637 A zipper is still faster....
@@macformedrink less beer and you won't be in pain and crying because you fell out of your chair.
@@genespell4340 thanks for the friendly advice to increase my safety... but I don't drink.... so I just have to have lots of bubble wrap on.
Worse than a mirror is seeing your face on a smart phone.
You know you're old when you're afraid to fart! I'm 87 y.o.! Am I afraid to fart? It all Depends!🤔
Could it accentuate every imperfection any clearer?🥴😂
Hell Yes! 😂😅
I was once listening to my friend tell a story to another guy and was thinking "what pure gibberish. He is making no sense at all". My friend then says to the other guy "Do you know what I'm saying?" and the guys says "oh sure" and my friend said "How could you?" I laughed so hard cuz my friend obviously knew he was talking nonsense.
Love observational humor. Excellent.
I tell people “it tastes like lizard” when they ask what lizard tastes like i tell’em “chicken”
I appreciate this humor of a "mature" guy...in part because I am one. Not wearing depends yet...but then again, I don't go to bars. Thanks!
You realize you're old when you not only know all the songs playing in the supermarket, but you catch yourself singing along.
Also...
The news people beginning their reply with "I mean..."
And...
"Look".
I still haven’t heard any Van Halen songs in the Grocery store.
@@guitarcomet5 I heard "Ice Cream Man" in a Fry's grocery store about a year ago.
@@christineshotton824 …That confirms it! I’m getting old. 😩
@@guitarcomet5
You and me both!
funny and original! Bring him back!