I had the misfortune of travelling through there with my family on the way up to Minnesota for a funeral. It's so bland even the cell reception is too bored to hold your conversation.
This guy should write commercial jingles at least if not have his own singing career! Not to the mention he's one of the best comedians I've seen. Love him!
He was okay IMO. I might have smiled once or twice, and I enjoyed it, but I honestly can't say I actually laughed audibly. He wasn't bad - I've watched a few bad ones on this channel. Now, the Jose Sarduy one about his mom being crazy where he talks about the White Glove Inspection while in the Air Force Academy? Yeah, I laughed so hard my sides hurt.
The story about his nephew turning shiny gold, and then “I’d like to thank the academy...” put me straight in the floor in laughter. I hollared out loud. Truly funny skit.
Apparently you don’t watch many good comedians. His delivery is rushed, his timing has no rhythm, he uses no segues, and to top it off... his material is not original AT ALL!!!
This dude is so witty and hilarious 😂. And he actually has a great singing voice! He's clearly very talented and passionate, I had a great time laughing, watching this. 🌟🙌😁
I tried it many years ago and thought it was odd..was def not like an authentic rib would be...in prison they shape strange things into the shape of real meat to try n trick u; it's called Mystery Meat...the sauce was the only reason I ate it..never have ordered again
“Apparently carbs are what’s holding civilization together…..the whole North Korea problem could be solved with a cressant roll..::he just needs some pancakes” OMG 😅😅😅 one of the best jokes ever!!!
Being from Alabama I'm glad to know what Tenn thinks. Also Thank God for Mississippi has come up in more conversations about Bama being at the bottom of every list.
I married my husband after knowing him 4 months - he was 22, I had just turned 19. That “Young Love” song is PERFECT. Lol 😂 Almost 12 years, and 5 kids later, we can really laugh looking back at how dumb we were then. Your whole set is fantastic sir! 🤩🤣
We were 19 and 22 too. Knew each other less than a year. I got his name tattooed on me after knowing him 3 weeks (insanity) but this November will be 31 years married.
@sigynlaufeyson3631 Congratulations! Until almost 4 years ago, I'd been married around 40 years. Unfortunately, that was distributed over 4 women. I wasn't a great husband, I guess.
Jonnie W. is really funny and talented! As someone who is eating a reduced-carb diet, I agree that carbs are holding civilization together! It's very astute of him to recognize this. 😂
That's exactly what happens. My grandfather and grandmother are top-and-bottom, separated by 4 feet and 23 years. Saves a lot of money in a crowded cemetary.
Yep. Was really surprised that he was so surprised by that concept. I was like... yeah... that's a real thing. Why is that weird? But I guess it isn't super common. Around me I've only heard them as "double plots," but it a sorta common thing for couples to get. My parents have that type of plot, although both are still alive right now.
This dude is too funny! And talented... The uncle on his father's side had me trying not to choke on my food. He became his uncle once removed. Let's just say, I had to clean food up afterwards...😤🤣😂 Good job 👍👍👏 Delivery, style, quick switch-up and all!!!
He made mad laugh so hard. He is really good & Im glad he’s a clean comedian that doesn’t cuss or talk about sex. There are very few of these that aren’t offensive as they think the only way to make people laugh is be disgusting. Thank you for the clean humor
This guy is hysterical!!!!! He may not have had a great childhood, but he is a gift to adulthood!!!! I just kept laughing!!!!! 👍 ALSO...... fantastic singing voice!!!!! I would buy his album!!!!
Wow sincerely one of the best comedians I’ve ever heard!!! My favorite is Bill Engvall and he’s very reminiscent of Engvall but with his own pace and words. Absolutely brilliant! I literally LOL the entire time!!!!
First time to see you Jonnie. VERY funny! Not 1 single weak point in your entire set! Also, thank you I can watch this with my teens!! Thank you! Thank You!
Very enjoyable. He's a very talented comedian/singer/musician. His delivery and timing is impeccable... plus his material is wholesome and relatable. Dry Bar never disappoints!
As a born and bred Southern boy, ( Blue Ridge Mountain's Southern Virginia, THE REAL VIRGINIA) this proves we are the only class of people in the world that can laugh at ourselves.......Bless y'alls ❤🤠
The wild thing about the joke about Mississippi looking down on Paraguay is that literacy in Paraguay is more than 20 percent(!!!) higher than Mississippi.
A German girl once taught me that they have a saying which roughly translates to "You can't live on just love and air." In other words, "I love laying here with you,... but I gotta eat eat something!"
Night terrors are terrifying to the other person. My husband karate chops, punches, and kicks me in his sleep. He doesn't even remember the dreams. I had to start sleeping in the spare room for my safety.
"you get a chance to go to Iowa, go ahead and skip it" - as an Iowa resident...
I agree.
I feel offended as a fellow Iowan he didn't even talk about the farming and the country boys
What about maid-rite?! I miss it. I am not from there though.
Same
What about blue bunny? We are the ice cream capital of the u.s. cause if blue bunny
I had the misfortune of travelling through there with my family on the way up to Minnesota for a funeral. It's so bland even the cell reception is too bored to hold your conversation.
"Booze & snooze" LOL! The bit about the unsaved husband in the double decker grave blocking his wife's way to Heaven is genius. 😂
A sign of a Good comedian (For Me personally) is when I’m disappointed they’re Act is near the end...
This guy definitely made me want more. Good job
And he can sing.
So glad I saw your comment before I heard him say it. I might have missed it.
Thanks for watching!
@@JonnieW Love your show. You are truly a gifted comedian. Hope you will be in Los Angeles someday once they start opening up.
Very sad when it ended😥he is hilarious 😂can actually sing as well!
This comic is refreshing and super funny!! Keep up the great work!!
11:49-11:58 - "We've adopted a highway.....We have one son, Miles. He's very tall."
Went right over the audience's heads!
Not mine.
@@majoroldladyakamom6948 Ditto.
came here for this comment
Perhaps they weren't...high-minded enough? 😄
Miles
This guy should write commercial jingles at least if not have his own singing career! Not to the mention he's one of the best comedians I've seen. Love him!
Yes, such a great voice!
I agree!
That’s very kind. Thanks for watching !
If I were an advertising executive for Allegra I'd be making him an offer.
I was rolling at the joke about the old lady saying her husband would b blocking her 😭😭😭💀
Me too. And I love the Lord Jesus Christ
I missed that, gonna have to watch the whole thing again.
@jimmyyorkshire4495 the double decker grave joke
Man...this guy deserved a better audience. The "I would like to thank the academy" joke was GOLD.
OH MY GOD YES I WAS *CRYING*
I thought they were generous. He was awful.
@@Kiyomoto657 He has nice things to say about you.
Nice pun
He was okay IMO. I might have smiled once or twice, and I enjoyed it, but I honestly can't say I actually laughed audibly. He wasn't bad - I've watched a few bad ones on this channel. Now, the Jose Sarduy one about his mom being crazy where he talks about the White Glove Inspection while in the Air Force Academy? Yeah, I laughed so hard my sides hurt.
The story about his nephew turning shiny gold, and then “I’d like to thank the academy...” put me straight in the floor in laughter. I hollared out loud. Truly funny skit.
That's such an uncle thing to do
very underappreciated joke
Same.
As someone with a nephew who would turn himself gold as well, I too cackle shrieked at this
I had just taken a bite of biscuit and it almost came out of my nose
This is one of the funniest acts on Dry Bar. Hilarious start to finish. Polished. Timing is brilliant. Wow.
This is one of my favorite ones. Plus i showed it to my mom and I’ve never heard her laugh so much in my life. This guy is awesome.
DryBar Comedy is the best any and everyone can watch this ☺
Everyone can watch any comedian. And Drybar is the worst of them all.
@@donteven5712 Thanks so much for your important imput.
“That’s just science, y’all.” 😂
His delivery and timing are immaculate 😂😂😂
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Apparently you don’t watch many good comedians. His delivery is rushed, his timing has no rhythm, he uses no segues, and to top it off... his material is not original AT ALL!!!
And funny too.
@@donteven5712 stop doing drugs. you make no sense whatsoever.
@@thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083
At least if did do drugs it would be an excuse for being and absolute tool. What’s your excuse?
This man is talented and needs a much larger stage. One of the best comedians I have heard in years.
Thanks a heap!
I award Jonnie W the "Best Comedian I've seen on dry bar Comedy this year" award. Very strong set
Have you seen Chad thornsberry
@@bkurtz8770 I have. He's alright, he made me laugh. but not as hard as young jonnie here
Thank you, kind sir!
@@JonnieW you are welcome! keep up the good work!
I have never heard of Johnnie W. before!! Absolutely hysterical!!! I am definitely a new fan!!!♥️
Hello Beth
How are you doing today?
This dude is so witty and hilarious 😂. And he actually has a great singing voice! He's clearly very talented and passionate, I had a great time laughing, watching this. 🌟🙌😁
Ok great for you
@@dipchips34garvis68 indeed. Thank you for your amazing sense of observation.
"actually"
He is one of the funniest comedians I’ve seen on dry bar. He is Fabulous!
HIT IT WITH THIS!
"This isn't a raccoon. This is a McRib." 😂👏
Okay y'all, I always knew that sandwich was a little sus.
ONG hes just spitting facts
I tried it many years ago and thought it was odd..was def not like an authentic rib would be...in prison they shape strange things into the shape of real meat to try n trick u; it's called Mystery Meat...the sauce was the only reason I ate it..never have ordered again
@@steviewoo9876 I can only imagine what other delicacies were served. Oof
He's got a great voice besides being funny
@@teaganna5970 😂
I've watched a bunch of DryBar, and this guy is definitely one of my top favorites. 🙂
“Apparently carbs are what’s holding civilization together…..the whole North Korea problem could be solved with a cressant roll..::he just needs some pancakes” OMG 😅😅😅 one of the best jokes ever!!!
I’m guessing a short stack?
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Great joke
Truer words have never been spoken 🙁
He's Hangry
As a Mississippian I laughed so hard at that Paraguay joke.
Same!
I was waiting for Florida 🤣🤣🤣
We Southerners can take it & not get all bent out of shape, other folks can't.
Being from Alabama I'm glad to know what Tenn thinks. Also Thank God for Mississippi has come up in more conversations about Bama being at the bottom of every list.
Everyone forgets New Mexico, NM & Mississippi trade places regularly for the bottom 2 states on education statistics.
I work at a funeral home. That 4 in one joke is genius! We're totally going to implement it!
Nice meeting you can we talk on whatsapp
@@hollyhayes6863 hello, just wondering why you ask so many people to talk on WhatsApp
@@dracosxroses4368 just looking for a real friend that will talk with me.. Feeling bored
@@dracosxroses4368 I will appreciate it. if you accept talking with me
I haven’t laughed this hard at a comedian in years…absolutely love his style, material, and perfect delivery! Thanks for a great time!
Hello Sara
How are you doing today?
I’ve heard a lot of good comedy on DryBar... and this guy was....
Hilarious!
“Turns out, carbohydrates is what is keepin civilization together.”
Lol
Q-tip: "Do not insert q-tip into ear canal".
Me: "Isn't that the entire reason for your existence?"
Too many people were scrambling their brains, so they had to mark it as a warning and send off the initial victims to Paraguay
"I would like to thank the Academy" is such a solid joke.
solid gold!
He has a great singing voice!
He is one of my favorite comedians. Just consistently funny.
This guy is a master at one- liners! 🤣😂😆
He is fabulous!
I married my husband after knowing him 4 months - he was 22, I had just turned 19. That “Young Love” song is PERFECT. Lol 😂
Almost 12 years, and 5 kids later, we can really laugh looking back at how dumb we were then.
Your whole set is fantastic sir! 🤩🤣
Seriously CONGRATULATIONS 👏 🙌 just remember when someone's grass looks greener just water yours more! ❤
When two good hearts meet ❤
We were 19 and 22 too. Knew each other less than a year. I got his name tattooed on me after knowing him 3 weeks (insanity) but this November will be 31 years married.
@sigynlaufeyson3631
Congratulations! Until almost 4 years ago, I'd been married around 40 years.
Unfortunately, that was distributed over 4 women. I wasn't a great husband, I guess.
ANOTHER DRY BAR KEEPER! Lots of giggles!
Oh my word! The Q tip part almost killed me, I was laughing so hard I started wheezing!
Wow!
The timing is impeccable!
Love how he lays it out.
His timing tho...🤩
This guy was one laugh after another… he was so very funny. Bring him back.
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
My wife walks into the Mancave trying to figure out why Im both bawling my eyes out and shaking with laughter
Tell wife she not belong in cave
Shout angry word at wife.
Wife pinch pecker and say she is boss
Wife now belong in cave.
@@queenieqt2033 She calls it that not me. Just like before we got married, I called her my wife because she called me her husband
This guy is hilarious! Original material. Love the guitar too. Super talented
Thanks!
Jonnie W. is really funny and talented! As someone who is eating a reduced-carb diet, I agree that carbs are holding civilization together! It's very astute of him to recognize this. 😂
Yes..but u can't lose weight with a diet of carbs and he knew that...
How’s that fad diet working for ya now lol
I had seen a portion of his work but not the full thing and I'm not disappointed he's hilarious honestly 😂😂
Right?? 🤣🤣
Facts. This guy's hilarious. I love the name Dakalia also, I'm just now seeing that it's your name 👀 That's phenomenal
@@Handqun can you get any creepier?
@@donteven5712 All I did was say I like her name... go cry about it.
@@Handqun what's so phenomenal about her name you only saying that because she's a girl lol
That's exactly what happens. My grandfather and grandmother are top-and-bottom, separated by 4 feet and 23 years. Saves a lot of money in a crowded cemetary.
Fr, I thought he just made that up?!
Yep. Was really surprised that he was so surprised by that concept. I was like... yeah... that's a real thing. Why is that weird? But I guess it isn't super common. Around me I've only heard them as "double plots," but it a sorta common thing for couples to get. My parents have that type of plot, although both are still alive right now.
"I would like to thank the academy...." 😂😂😂
Hi 👋 Marie Baillie nice meeting you can we talk more on whatsapp
My favorite joke in this set!
Runner up is the unsaved husband & the double-decker grace...
This is great! I laughed out loud repeatedly. Thank you, Jonnie W.
Carbs keeping civilization together 😂😂😂
“Apparently carbs are what’s holding civilization together. The whole North Korea problem could be solved with a crescent roll." 🤣🤣
Timing and delivery unmatched. More, please!
Indeed .. you want to. Have a zoom date
“Kim Jong Un just needs some pancakes” 🤣🤣🤣 No maple syrup, tho
“He’s just hangry” 🤣😂📝
So he can just float away?? 😂 😂 😂
That was _my_ favorite, freaking hilarious! 😂
@@Lavenderrose73 hi 👋 can we talk on whatsapp
fun_paparazzi - “No maple syrup …” What? Are you Canadian? 😏 🤣 🍁
He is so funny and a great singer. Deserves a Netflix show of his own
Did he write that "Young Love" song? It sounds like a great song. He is also a talented guitarist and singer.
He did. Thanks for the kind words!
I agree!!
@@JonnieW Man, your comedy is brilliant and so is your singing!
@@JonnieW wow dude . u rock!
Yep, didn't come across as just a gimmick. Got my respect for that and the clean comedy.
This dude is too funny! And talented...
The uncle on his father's side had me trying not to choke on my food. He became his uncle once removed. Let's just say, I had to clean food up afterwards...😤🤣😂
Good job 👍👍👏 Delivery, style, quick switch-up and all!!!
I liked him finding somebody to glare at in the audience about that.
That one was hysterical!
Where is his ALBUM??!? I don’t even LIKE country, but he was GOOD!
I K R
Any Matchbox 20 album
I need his album now because I haven't laugh this hard in years. He's outrageous 🤣😂🤣🙃🤣‼️😂
It sounds more like folk music kinda like what Ed Sheeran used to make. But, I guess it’s a sub-genre? 🤷♀️ Idk I’m not a musicologist
What song is that in 18.12
Dang this guy impressed me with his jokes but he blew me away with his music. Dude’s got talent!
This guy had me in tears, awesome need more.
Absolutely hysterical! I loved the rapid fire delivery and puns! And he can sing!?! Thanks so much Dry Bar and Johnnie W. for the laughs!
Jonnie W, you're awesome. Had laugh tears rolling down my face. Funny funny stuff.
He made mad laugh so hard. He is really good & Im glad he’s a clean comedian that doesn’t cuss or talk about sex. There are very few of these that aren’t offensive as they think the only way to make people laugh is be disgusting. Thank you for the clean humor
My company is in Ft Smith. Every new employee picture is a guy in camouflage who likes to hunt and fish. True.
This guy is hysterical!!!!! He may not have had a great childhood, but he is a gift to adulthood!!!! I just kept laughing!!!!! 👍 ALSO...... fantastic singing voice!!!!! I would buy his album!!!!
Thanks so much!!
This guy should be way more famous. Excellent
worlds worst comedian?
"in highschool I was someone you wouldnt call, someone youd call." Bruh i died!!! Too good!
So hilariously true. My stomach hurts just from laughing. Wow I had so much fun just watching this comedy short! 👍😂
Isn't a short around 3 mins? This was 25:24.
Just saying...
A good laugh and free musical performance??? 👏🏻💕💕
Excellent standup comedian, full of wit and no cussing! The joke about naming a star after a loved one for free comes to mind :D
**immediately goes to search for more of this guy**
I like him. Laughed at every joke! His comedy is very family friendly! 😆
Jonnie W is real genius and hilarious beyond words 😂.
Fantastic, smart, clean, and great singing to boot. Thank you!
Heckling the audience member for laughing early at the “my father was a co-joined twin” joke.
😂🤣
i nearly spit out my drink at that uncle joke
His wit is great! 😂
Wow sincerely one of the best comedians I’ve ever heard!!! My favorite is Bill Engvall and he’s very reminiscent of Engvall but with his own pace and words. Absolutely brilliant! I literally LOL the entire time!!!!
Hello Sarah
How are you doing today?
First time to see you Jonnie. VERY funny! Not 1 single weak point in your entire set! Also, thank you I can watch this with my teens!! Thank you! Thank You!
Oh, the look of horror when he talked about sit-ups.
Very enjoyable. He's a very talented comedian/singer/musician. His delivery and timing is impeccable... plus his material is wholesome and relatable. Dry Bar never disappoints!
Paraguay literacy rate for 2018 was 94.02% Mississippi: 84%
Omg really? Hahahaha
Ooofff 🤣
I can’t believe Mississippi
is that high.
You think they would know that in Mississippi? Lol
😂 😂😂😂 what???
He is a genius. High class comedian...and musician! Wow - loved every second of this show!
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. Bravo!
Hello Kristin
How are you doing today?
As a born and bred Southern boy, ( Blue Ridge Mountain's Southern Virginia, THE REAL VIRGINIA) this proves we are the only class of people in the world that can laugh at ourselves.......Bless y'alls ❤🤠
Congrats for a great set. I so remember the "suicide" runs in gym class!
This guy is great. Awesome material, perfect delivery and the material is not crude or misogynist.
The wild thing about the joke about Mississippi looking down on Paraguay is that literacy in Paraguay is more than 20 percent(!!!) higher than Mississippi.
Freaking HILARIOUS!!🤣👏🤣👍🤣🤛😁He's so talented just brilliant 👏Another new fave comedian
This guy brings a lot of energy and fun. Love his act and his voice. ♥️
He is funny! No cursing and I want to roll on the floor
"What...is an exercise mat?" Hahaha! XD
I like this guy, one of the funniest I’ve seen at the dry bar
He's hilarious! I've watched this a couple of times now, still a hoot!
Hello Dear
How are you doing today?
Who are the 30 that gave a thumbs down. This guy is hilarious 😂
The ones who couldn't lose weight...
@@songsofalifetime8508 lol
@BIDEN’S LARPING MINIONS right 🤣
They're the ones currently on the Keto diet!!
I don't know, but I think they need carbs
Always a good set from Jonnie W. Trust our Nashville talent! 👍🏼👏
This guy had me in constant tears. Hard to do. Thanks..
I watched this show twice. Just as funny the second time. Lucky he can sing too.
Hello Deborah
How are you doing today?
@@harrygeorge3220 I’m very well Thankyou Harry George. I hope you are the same. Have a wonderful Comedic Career.
Hands down, blessed funny bones.
@@deborahduthie4519 Glad tohear
Where are you texting from?
@@harrygeorge3220 Just outside of Melbourne, Australia., on the Mornington Peninsula. Four seasons in one day. Even summer.
@@deborahduthie4519 Lol 😅
Mind texting me your gmail address so I'd text you on there
My daughters father is from Sumner county! I'm from Hamilton county Tennessee ❤️ love from TN! LOVE UR COMEDY
A German girl once taught me that they have a saying which roughly translates to "You can't live on just love and air." In other words, "I love laying here with you,... but I gotta eat eat something!"
Hmmm but I’d like to try!
Funny guy and what a voice! Beautiful!
Pure comedic genius. Great timing and delivery!
It’s so hard to find a clean comedian that’s really funny. This was refreshing!!
Thank you for the great laughs! Wonderful singing voice, too! Love the song about the tin hat!
Hello Susan
How are you doing today?
Applause, applause. Hilarious !!
Night terrors are terrifying to the other person. My husband karate chops, punches, and kicks me in his sleep. He doesn't even remember the dreams. I had to start sleeping in the spare room for my safety.
Mine too! I sleep on the couch when he's under a lot stress. That's usually when they happen.
Mine too! I sleep on the couch when he's under a lot stress. That's usually when they happen.