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  • @Ben_Brainard
    @Ben_Brainard Год назад +62

    Next on Tour:
    4/13 - San Jose, CA - Improv
    5/7 - Irvine, CA - Improv
    5/11 - Oxnard, CA - Levity Live
    5/14 - Denver, CO - Improv
    5/17 - Kansas City, MO
    5/21 - St. Louis, MO
    5/25 - Louisville, KY
    5/31 - Columbus, OH

    • @sirsymbro
      @sirsymbro Год назад

      What do you have against Norcal?

    • @Rosarium2007
      @Rosarium2007 Год назад

      When are you coming to Oregon?

  • @christophercarey165
    @christophercarey165 Год назад +802

    I love how both Florida and California are agreeing on the “Latinx” thing. I live in texas and have never heard a Latino say that ever

    • @Adamdidit
      @Adamdidit Год назад +80

      At the same time, it is also not cool to officially ban it. States shouldn't be getting into that.

    • @arche2460
      @arche2460 Год назад +68

      ​@@Adamdidit I doubt it'll pass. CT is super progressive, and there's already a debate going on about it and several lawmakers challenging it. Apparently it was proposed by Hispanic lawmakers who find the term offensive and want to use "Latine(s)" instead of Latinx. I don't agree with the bill but... I guess props for offering a gender-neutral replacement more in line with Spanish grammar?

    • @christophercarey165
      @christophercarey165 Год назад +22

      @@Adamdidit yeah but they said official which I think means on important documents like tax forms, legal documents, and job applications

    • @tillieking3348
      @tillieking3348 Год назад +44

      Yeah, I looked into it, and the new gender neutral thing that actually makes sense is -e instead of -a or -o.

    • @valiensr1037
      @valiensr1037 Год назад +28

      I agree it’s a stupid term, but allowing states to ban the use of certain words sets a bad precedent. Though that might actually be the intent. Start by banning a word everyone agrees is stupid, then move on to more divisive terms or phrases.

  • @Smith559
    @Smith559 Год назад +624

    WHY’D THE INTELLIGENT SUPER PIGS NOT MAKE THE CUT THAT WOULD’VE BEEN AMAZING

    • @msmaria5039
      @msmaria5039 Год назад +50

      They are scary. They are huge and can make igloos.

    • @HMS-HISTORY614
      @HMS-HISTORY614 Год назад +39

      I really wish this was more widely known I'd not heard of it

    • @prateekkarn9277
      @prateekkarn9277 Год назад +33

      Are these pigs from animal farm?

    • @Smith559
      @Smith559 Год назад +46

      @@msmaria5039 do you mean Pigloos

    • @Smith559
      @Smith559 Год назад

      @@prateekkarn9277 I THOUGHT NAPOLEON WAS BEHIND IT ALL

  • @PhantomFandoms
    @PhantomFandoms Год назад +173

    "What do you even get by dumping something in a river" "Revolution" has to be one of the best one liners in this show and I'm so upset it wasn't used because that made me cackle for a good minute.

    • @pyrodancer89
      @pyrodancer89 Год назад +4

      Ok?!?! I snort laughed!

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 Год назад +5

      As a Masshole who believes the late 18th century’s revolutions were all justified, I loved it too.

    • @lilmango1853
      @lilmango1853 Год назад +4

      @@maxrichards3881 ONE OF US

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 Год назад +1

      @@lilmango1853
      I honestly didn’t notice the typo I made in my comment until you replied. Thanks.

  • @AggressiveHooting
    @AggressiveHooting Год назад +442

    I need this to become a regular series

  • @ethansandstedt1551
    @ethansandstedt1551 Год назад +276

    As a Michigander, I'm surprised that this is somehow the first time I'm hearing anything about a dolphin skull.

    • @bathamsteryt
      @bathamsteryt Год назад +8

      Same

    • @evonnagale3045
      @evonnagale3045 Год назад +6

      Me too, especially as I work in a warehouse the TSA also oversees

    • @js494
      @js494 Год назад +8

      As a military brat, that's not the weirdest thing I've heard. Someone tried to bring an old WW2 bomb home. also, we got in trouble for trying to bring Caprisons on a plane

    • @icarusbinns3156
      @icarusbinns3156 Год назад +2

      A dolphin skull… where’s the rest of the dolphin skeleton?

    • @balinthehater8205
      @balinthehater8205 Год назад +1

      ​@@icarusbinns3156probably where the guy found the skull

  • @oliviavanbrink
    @oliviavanbrink Год назад +31

    I love how Kentucky was just praying the entire time. For anyone who didn’t understand the reference, there is a Christian revival that started in Asbury, Kentucky about a month ago. It isn’t the first one to happen there, and it has been a long-lasting thing in terms of revivals

  • @AileenBaker
    @AileenBaker Год назад +40

    My favorite is knowing how many different costume changes you have to do to sit at your table alone having the MOST insane conversation with yourself, but also how it's comedy gold every. single. time. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @Ugly_German_Truths
      @Ugly_German_Truths Год назад +4

      Wait... what are you implying here? THere are NOT 50 different Bens sitting in a house, having these talks all day long? ;)

  • @SimpleGunner
    @SimpleGunner Год назад +190

    bro, i might be starting to love your cutting room table more than the actual skits. i guess as long as you keep doing the table, we get more cutting room right?

  • @Red_panda_fan-101
    @Red_panda_fan-101 Год назад +36

    Mi: So a dolphin skull is okay?
    Gov: EXCUSE ME?!?
    😂😂😂😂
    Also Kentucky praying the whole time killed me. 😂

  • @Maythe1st
    @Maythe1st Год назад +80

    Legend says Kentucky is pray to this day…

    • @josueaguilar6440
      @josueaguilar6440 Год назад

      Was there a reason??

    • @Larsen_illustrations
      @Larsen_illustrations Год назад +2

      ​@@josueaguilar6440 have you seen the world, honestly we'll probably need all the prayer

    • @josueaguilar6440
      @josueaguilar6440 Год назад

      @@Larsen_illustrations but I just curious if there was some type of context for the joke?

    • @Larsen_illustrations
      @Larsen_illustrations Год назад +1

      @@josueaguilar6440 i don't think there's an insane amount of context

    • @jereynolds_9977
      @jereynolds_9977 Год назад +6

      @@josueaguilar6440 there was a christian revival that lasted about a week or so over there at asbury university. 12k+ people were in wilmore, a town of about 6,000

  • @Rheaa9
    @Rheaa9 Год назад +10

    I love how Mass's love for dunking stuff in the river and revolution never changes 😌

  • @WrenStanchen
    @WrenStanchen Год назад +31

    These compilations always highlight at least 3 news stories I haven't heard and must now go find out about.

  • @TheGameMage_
    @TheGameMage_ Год назад +32

    Honestly I just realized how great this series would be if someone animated your series.

    • @hihellohi5714
      @hihellohi5714 Год назад +1

      I second this

    • @phoenixofthestix
      @phoenixofthestix Год назад +3

      Dude, it's hard enough to map out where all the states sit in relation to one-another.
      Source: I tried

    • @jayhom5385
      @jayhom5385 Год назад +3

      @@phoenixofthestix Well obviously you have to start out with Louisiana and Florida sitting next to each other so they high five and brohug.

  • @Somedude243
    @Somedude243 Год назад +40

    The money laundering one was top tear

  • @AptMantis2278
    @AptMantis2278 Год назад +6

    As someone who is legally blind (Aniridia) I loved the blind joke, the reason I don’t find blame jokes offensive is because I don’t see the fence

  • @tenzy6807
    @tenzy6807 Год назад +58

    Thanks for releasing these, super funny and cool to see what doesn't make it. Also, petition for more DC representation!

    • @SSGranor
      @SSGranor Год назад +6

      Two senators and a voting member in the House would sound about right.

  • @overdoseproductions9011
    @overdoseproductions9011 Год назад +27

    Jurassic Park skit had me rofl.

  • @SarcasticasKel
    @SarcasticasKel Год назад +17

    Gov’s Excuse Me never gets old😂

  • @rockybocci3547
    @rockybocci3547 Год назад +72

    every time ben posts, it totally makes my day. he's quite possibly my favourite creator. ever.

  • @grumpymonk9908
    @grumpymonk9908 Год назад +14

    Kind of ironic Florida mentioned the showering with clothes thing considering it is technically frowned upon to bath without clothes on here

  • @jshooa4840
    @jshooa4840 Год назад +12

    The government being exasperated is always amazing

  • @eugenielegrand8590
    @eugenielegrand8590 Год назад +1

    Massachussets comment about starting a revolutions was gold. Also, Texas and his brisket 🤣

  • @maxrichards3881
    @maxrichards3881 Год назад +5

    Honestly, Ben, I love these random missing bit videos you’ve put together. Sone headlines just don’t flow together, and the ones that make great standalone jokes go very well as a cavalcade of craziness.
    Keep up the great work, Florida man in SoCal.

  • @DakotaEXE-vc8wv
    @DakotaEXE-vc8wv Год назад +21

    2:45 is it bad that me and Mass both said that at the same time? 😂😂😂 This reminds me of January’s vid when Masshole teleported in and said "I heard we’re dumping s(speaks Bawston) in a river (or riva)?"

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 Год назад +4

      As a Masshole, I’m very proud of you for jumping to that thought process.
      REVOLUTION!

    • @DakotaEXE-vc8wv
      @DakotaEXE-vc8wv Год назад +3

      @@maxrichards3881 REVOLUTION!!!

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Год назад +3

    "What do you get by dumping something in a river?"
    "Revolution "
    I'm British and thought that was pretty funny 😂

  • @gabriellecollins5361
    @gabriellecollins5361 Год назад +6

    They just keep getting better please do more

  • @drtaverner
    @drtaverner Год назад +1

    So glad we're getting the cuts as well. The Table is how I learn about America! 😊

  • @Ugly_German_Truths
    @Ugly_German_Truths Год назад +1

    Thank you so much for sharing these cut offs... they're true pearls.

  • @waffles3629
    @waffles3629 Год назад +1

    "Revolution!!"
    🤣 I can't, I just can't 🤣🤣

  • @geographyRyan
    @geographyRyan Год назад +2

    *"Revolution!"* - every fellow Massachusite ever

  • @monniebrown8581
    @monniebrown8581 Год назад +2

    I seriously love this. You personify the states so very well. Thanks for what you do.

  • @alexfranz817
    @alexfranz817 Год назад +2

    That revolution line was great.

  • @PikaGamer8
    @PikaGamer8 Год назад +5

    Kentucky still praying to this day 😅

  • @curtisdanielsjr.9510
    @curtisdanielsjr.9510 Год назад +1

    Tbh the prayer bit was hilarious 🤣. It just kept popping back up 🤣😂

  • @Dkgow
    @Dkgow Год назад +11

    CT having some Latin exes got me so bad

  • @ZaganStoanes
    @ZaganStoanes Год назад +3

    Maine had no reaction or concerns about the pig's but rest seamed super concerned. As a Mainer this seems accurate.

  • @waspwrap1235
    @waspwrap1235 Год назад +4

    1:17 I don’t know, maybe tax the gas cars?????

  • @Drave_Jr.
    @Drave_Jr. Год назад +2

    I like how even Cali's like, "Yeah, Latinx is a really weird word"

    • @anniealvord65
      @anniealvord65 Год назад

      Once in Cali, I yelled “hey, you, girl” and no one really gave a fuck so

  • @rooster5man
    @rooster5man Год назад +1

    Ben, you should've done at least half of these! The Super Bowl one was gold!

  • @42meep13
    @42meep13 Год назад +1

    2:38 why was that cut that is GOLD

  • @Connorjd45
    @Connorjd45 Год назад +5

    Please release more "cutting room" videos. Best shit yet

  • @Abbyxx812
    @Abbyxx812 9 месяцев назад +4

    A joke you could have made with the super pigs invading from Canada is Florida asking why Alaska isn't a part of it and Alaska popping up with a bunch of Nerf guns and handing them out to everyone because "He's been there the whole time"

  • @spacelemonz9851
    @spacelemonz9851 Год назад +1

    This is the only news outlet I need

  • @koyore
    @koyore Год назад +2

    So good!!!! Love the praying. Super pigs lol. Please.keep.sharing the cuttings with us!

  • @FrikInCasualMode
    @FrikInCasualMode Год назад +2

    It just proves that Ben's rejected bits are still gold.

  • @redrudy07
    @redrudy07 Год назад +1

    Fed: new scary big unkillable mammal invading. Minnesota: challenge accepted.

  • @DeannaJacksonDJsDelectables
    @DeannaJacksonDJsDelectables Год назад

    And to this day, Kentucky is still praying. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @RhombusOfTheJ
    @RhombusOfTheJ Год назад +1

    As a Catholic, I loved Kentucky fumbling through the Lord's Prayer. That was just hilarious.

  • @arche2460
    @arche2460 Год назад +6

    More CT please! Not that I'm proud of my state for proposing such a bill, but we're so neglected outside of New England I'd love to see it repped more lmao

    • @johnrivera7471
      @johnrivera7471 Год назад +1

      That bill was one of the best things to come out for my people in the godforsaken place

    • @anniealvord65
      @anniealvord65 Год назад

      Connecticut has the most psychopaths out of any state

  • @JediJane26
    @JediJane26 Год назад

    It's said that to this day, Kentucky is still praying. Lol 😆

  • @susanvinson2667
    @susanvinson2667 Год назад

    I died when Kentucky said, “please no more temptation. I’m not always your strongest soldier.” 😂😂😂

  • @julieannesatterwhite7603
    @julieannesatterwhite7603 Год назад +1

    The 24 hour highway construction by Virginia was painfully perfect. *screams in never ending I-81 construction*

  • @gwydionrusso3206
    @gwydionrusso3206 Год назад +2

    The thing with the "cop city" is that it's not just for police it's for all emergency services fire-ems Etc and also not all those protesters were being very peaceful there was a significant group that tried to burn the place down the other week

  • @scaryrockerchick66
    @scaryrockerchick66 Год назад

    "Omg I just learned what money laundering is" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lisahinton9682
    @lisahinton9682 Год назад

    Loved this. Thank you.

  • @flitlis
    @flitlis Год назад

    Appreciate you posting these!

  • @annbuccieri1267
    @annbuccieri1267 Год назад +11

    Is the praying thing about the college prayer revival that went for so long?

  • @zachaliles
    @zachaliles Год назад

    I appreciate you bringing back the 1998 center part hairstyle.

  • @JustRaiHere_2023
    @JustRaiHere_2023 Год назад +1

    I need this tonight. Damn you're great at this!

  • @Morio412
    @Morio412 Год назад +4

    Defo has to be a series. I learn more about america from this then anything else I have watched. (I'm a brit so my knowledge of the states is poor at best.)

  • @tielcat
    @tielcat Год назад +1

    Awesome stuff, hope there's more Cutting Rooms!

  • @silverdragon5667
    @silverdragon5667 Год назад

    I love these videos. Please don't ever stop 😊

  • @ayrethd.3916
    @ayrethd.3916 Год назад

    Omg I am loving these so much! ❤😭

  • @randorookie8587
    @randorookie8587 Год назад +2

    I need more about these “super pigs”

  • @SteveSiegelin
    @SteveSiegelin Год назад

    The cutting table is always the best😂

  • @TiredMomma
    @TiredMomma Год назад

    Missouri 🤣😂 Love it!

  • @bleeduntildeath
    @bleeduntildeath Год назад +1

    Florida said something coherent and someone ELSE took it the wrong way, clearly I see why THAT got cut!

  • @daltondoestheirbest
    @daltondoestheirbest Год назад

    I have in fact heard half the stuff that came out of KY in prayers before.

  • @msmaria5039
    @msmaria5039 Год назад

    Yay! The Super Pigs story! Pigs so smart they can brave Canadian winter with igloos.

  • @gojenn0927
    @gojenn0927 Год назад +1

    Def loving the outtakes!😅

  • @Caitlynn552
    @Caitlynn552 Год назад

    As a Washingtonian, I'm surprised the home owner wasn't the one arrested.

  • @kirataffy
    @kirataffy Год назад

    I love al of your skits ❤

  • @ryvenification
    @ryvenification Год назад

    Oh the KY hair falling in his face, Ben you are a beautiful man

  • @J_o_B_is_back
    @J_o_B_is_back Год назад +4

    I want a dolphin skull now.
    *edit: fkn hell Kentucky 😂

  • @suep.1875
    @suep.1875 Год назад

    I love that you are posting theae

  • @opiemurray
    @opiemurray Год назад

    I appreciate that MN was in the "Open season on Super Pigs" bit, because that's definitely what most people up here would be asking.
    "...How many can I kill?"

  • @H9092-2
    @H9092-2 Год назад +1

    "What do you even get by dumping something in a river?"
    "Revolution"
    Excuse you, it was the Harbor!

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 Год назад

      I think Massachusetts will just take any opportunity to chuck stuff in. Any large body of water & start a fight it's kinda their thing.

  • @audeai4021
    @audeai4021 Год назад

    That was such a good prayer it needs a video of its own 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MiningNatureYT
    @MiningNatureYT Год назад +1

    DC: "What do you even get by dumping stuff in a river???"
    MA: "a revolution >:)"
    Gov: "NO-!"

  • @darthmaul216
    @darthmaul216 Год назад +1

    3:39 ask Washington. We have experience in that field

  • @ShadowSearcher31
    @ShadowSearcher31 Год назад +1

    The most Virginia’s been seen all year so far and it was cut. Hooray!

  • @stanfordpines972
    @stanfordpines972 Год назад

    kentucky praying continuously is really giving mackey from south park lmao

  • @BasicDrumming
    @BasicDrumming Год назад

    Great video.

  • @TheShaggster37
    @TheShaggster37 Год назад +4

    "What do you even get from dumping something in a river?"
    A revolution.
    "NO!"
    I don't laugh with volume much when I'm alone but I definitely just woke my cats up 😂

  • @king_laws
    @king_laws Год назад

    This is gold
    Praying the whole time lol

  • @justineast1539
    @justineast1539 Год назад

    KY still praying for so long is spot the fuck on!

  • @SamlSchulze1104
    @SamlSchulze1104 Год назад

    Dude, the dolphin skull and intelligent pigs could have their own series and running gags for a long time!

  • @Pokemaniak180
    @Pokemaniak180 Год назад

    2:38 This one is gold to me

  • @kathystigger6020
    @kathystigger6020 Год назад

    Kentucky with no more temptation.. I am not ur strongest soldier. I don't think I stopped laughing for at least two min.eveybody can relate to that in someway or another. Luv these Ben. Keep them coming?? Maybe.

    • @kathystigger6020
      @kathystigger6020 Год назад

      I don't no exactly what to say that won't make me sound like a broken record. These are grate. I do hope u continue to do them. I 💕 chicken wings. But I am a ranch girl my self. Keep up the good work bud. And like your logo you will always be Florida to me. The good kind!!!!!!

  • @tiredoftrolls2629
    @tiredoftrolls2629 Год назад

    Glad to see a decent Missouri shirt

  • @FanoftheEagles
    @FanoftheEagles Год назад

    After these little skits, Kentucky has to b my 3rd fav state behind Florida and Louisiana

  • @Miruble82
    @Miruble82 Год назад

    I’m so happy Kentucky had that revival it’s what this country needs

  • @random5442
    @random5442 Год назад +1

    1:43 never felt more represented than this

  • @Harapan162
    @Harapan162 Год назад

    Love the vids

  • @molittr
    @molittr Год назад

    Okay, Kentucky. Forgive us our debts. Big part of the prayer!

  • @guy_autordie
    @guy_autordie Год назад

    It was perfect as it is.

  • @sistakia33
    @sistakia33 Год назад +1

    I agree with Florida! ATMs in the river (okay creek)...That is money laundering!

  • @DeaconTaylor
    @DeaconTaylor Год назад

    just like with loic, it hard to remember that this is just one person. so much great work.

  • @jasonking3466
    @jasonking3466 Год назад

    I love your editing