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@@animatorx15 While i did enjoy the first game (have not played its sequels) I am amused about Cloud and Squall agreeing its the worst number since Lightning looks like a female Cloud and uses a Gunblade like Squall.
For those not in the know, the Heavy Tank enemy can be Poached into a consumable item that permanently raises a character's Strength by 1. The Poach ability is normally only 10% as strong as a normal attack, but Yuffie's ultimate weapon can Poach at full power.
God just the amount of hours it must take to get certain scenes for like a 10 second joke proves that the people doing this love FF7. Like this is a legit labour of love.
The saga continues... Bright side is some games only do it for cosmetic items, and even let you buy some outfits directly, and even let you pay to unlock certain outfits for all of your characters permanently. (I miss playing SWTOR, it’s a really good game.)
"A world...where everyone's dreams can come true..." "A world...where corruption and greed are no more..." "A world...with an open bar..." So...certain aspects of Disney, then
Barret: “Hours... that’s how long your ass has been talking on this boat plane while we’ve been looking for the Temple of the Ancients.” Tifa: “It feels like we’ve been sailing around in circles.” Cid: “Oh, that’s cause we are.” (Flashes to the Tiny Bronco hilariously sailing around in circles) Barret: “WHY THE F*** WE’VE BEEN SAILING AROUND IN CIRCLES?! Ha, that first twenty-five seconds was so funny! In all the times I played FF7, I never once drove the Buggy or Tiny Bronco in circles, but now I wish I did.
"You've been deceiving us, and after I told everyone you were chill! What other lies have you told us?" "I'm actually not a fortune teller...." "I don't even f**?ing know you anymore man!" Me: xD dead
In my opinion you're better off for it. Even with the insane silly bits, this is better written and paced than the original (though part of that is due to translation issues and, well, being definitely-not-prototype Parasite Eve wearing the flesh of Final Fantasy).
I've been replaying the game since I started machinabridged a couple of months ago. it still holds up as a fun ol' RPG but the story is honestly better paced here. the characters are a bit deeper here too since they have original personalities, and TFS respects their backstories and all. so yeah, you can say this is the best way to experience the story until the remake comes out.
Real talk...Cait Sith/Reeve is the most underrated FF character and possibly most underrated JRPG character of all time. To start, he's nothing like your typical mascot character, at least in the English version of the game. He's not cutesy or childish or annoying (at least not in the way that mascot characters usually are). He doesn't have an obnoxious verbal tic. His character is built around being a used car salesman or a carnival barker. He's a slick, shady conman who spouts bogus fortunes for money. His ambiguous loyalties and the hints towards his identity throughout the game are intriguing, as is the double-twist of him being both a spy from Shinra and having actually been on the side of the party the whole time. Unfortunately, because he's an RNG character with crap Limit Breaks, he's almost completely useless in the game (even with the Materia system making it so most characters can be used for anything)
DiA X almost. His slots need to be exploited or you run a HUUUUGE risk of his Game Over backfiring on you, resulting in an instant game over. Look up the “evil flag” on his slots limit break.
DiA X I instinctively hated Cait Sith when I first met him and did not want him in my party, then was super upset when he joined my party for no reason. I felt even more validated when he was the traitor, was completely unmoved by his “sacrifice,” and just generally hated him, always ragging on him to my friend who already played the game. But despite all of this, I actually kinda started to like him, ironically at first just because it was so fun to rag on him, and then for real because I got his Ultimate Weapon before anyone else’s (didn’t know about the bs with getting Barret’s weapon). Even though the other party members (except Tifa) eventually overtook him once they got theirs, something about Cait Sith wrecking shop stuck with me, and I brought him into my final party along with Cid. Ultimately, while I still think his inclusion in the story was clunky and thus he was probably the worst written character, I really like him.
8:53 Are we going to ignore that Cloud talked with Squall and they agreed to hate FF13? Also , I don't know if FF13 thing as a reference , because I never played
@@Basch152 I think the temple of the ancients will be full of comedy because it's a maze, and the demons gate... Don't forget the clock part, now there's serious stuff they can do with that for laughs
liten it's going to happen and it going to be pretty funny when we get to the point of cloud losing his goddamn mind and ending up on that wheel chair?? WHY?! because this is abridged we all know they are going to give a us a inside look at clouds mind and it's going to be a world of rainbow color horses and we are GOING TO EAT THAT HORSE!
@@MyPisceanNature Appreciate your opinion, but strongly disagree. Zack and Aerith belong together, she only was interested in Cloud because he reminded her of him.
I love this series. The thumbnail looks amazing! And keep up the work TFS cause I love y'all. Also my notification seem to only work with this channel, I don't mind thou. I've done so many edits cause I love all of this! Love it! Plus the animation they made for this fits with it. Aww this episode made my day
This date between Aerith and Cloud was so fucking touching and precious T^T wish we'll have a scene like that in the future parts of the ramake. Also Caith sith is pretty interresting in this parody when we already know it's Reeve behind it (also makes me curious about how he will be in the remake). Also : TANKCERATOPS !!
Huh, neat way of handling the dating scene as you guys did. A bit sad at the harsh irony they said to one another. But I am liking how Cloud is starting to develop little by little. And how the chase with Sephiroth is starting to deconstruct Cloud, which is exactly what does happen. Oof, things are not gonna end well later on.
Their version misses a very important part of the original though. Aerith isnt being romantic in the actual scene. She is actually showing concern for his mental wellbeing. She has detected that there is something wrong with him and is trying to get to the bottom of it. Same thing with the Tifa version. She also knows Cloud isnt acting like Cloud, and she knows he was wrong about what happened in Nibelheim. So both girls feel like there is something seriously wrong with Cloud, and both girls are trying to figure it out. Neither of them are acting romantically in the original scenes. Though Aerith expressed an interest in moving on from Zack, and Tifa expressed past romantic feelings when they were younger, so both could be interpreted as hinting at a possible relationship after he fixed his mental issues. But mostly they are both just conveying that they know something is wrong. That is the point of the scene. Foreshadowing.
@@Sirxeko While that is true, you're sort of missing how this Aerith isn't meant to be the same Aerith from the original. The original Aerith was more or less this omniscient girl that knew everything and also understood what Cloud was really. But this Aerith is a girl that is simply trying to reject her own lineage, the notion of being a Cetra, her connection with the Planet, and even trying to deny that Zack was dead. But right now, she's learning to cope with it, as well as starting to also accept both Zack's death and moving on from it, along with her Cetra lineage. They are focusing on trying to tell a story for Aerith here.
Ahhhh, the wonderful alternate universe where people who make lootboxes actually get their well deserved comeuppance instead of actually doing really well by mentally damaging the 2 to 5% of their player base with very real gambling addictions. And doing SO well at it, they can afford to piss off the other 95 to 98% of their players that actually hate it and want it to stop.
Actually lately those companies have been getting the shaft when it comes to stocks. Not sure why the reaction happened so late but hey I'm not complaining
@@whoknows7968 Video game publisher stocks were way overvalued all year due to the sudden spike of money coming in from lootboxes and MTX. Now that the spike has stopped increasing and stabilized, the stocks are readjusting to their correct, lower, level. Its a boring explanation unfortunately. lol
Hell yeah, but sadly my pre-ordered copy won't arrive for another week because its shipped all the way from Louisville, Kentucky. I live in Seattle by the way :(
I would it not be Cid the 5th Cause there was no Cid during the "War of Chaos" where the warriors of light prophecy came true. I Recall where there no one named "Cid" they encountered on their adventure. Trust me I would know Mrhappy1227 is my teacher.
Maybe Cid VI would've taken the banana suit off if his granddaughter had gotten his meals to him on time and paid attention to his diet. Kids these days I swear...
Drunk Tifa is best Tifa and perhaps my favorite character in this abridged series thus far. All of the props in the world to Sarah Ann Williams for her excellent performance.
9:41- After all the still images of reimagined drawings for the characters with mouth flaps- this is the first time, there's been any animation in the redrawn style and not the original game.
Man, these last episodes saw some real character development, I love it when cartoon jokes get real personalities and characters, oh yeah and this drawing are damn nice, keep up this great work, I'm already awaiting the next episode!
"Then, some guy with a gunblade showed up and after a quick talk, we both agreed XIII is the worst number." "Wait come back Lightning!" -That one lady in Nibelheim
I've been waiting for the jojo's bizarre adventure reference from Dio. I think I know what the next t-shirt is gonna be TANKCERATOPS! "I SHOULD BE AN ACTION FIGURE!"
1:05 i can agreed wholely with Barret and Cloud. That is a world worth fighting for in my book. Kudos,Cloud and Barret. You have an answer that i can get behind..
Without a cloud, lightning can't form. Squalls bring rain, which often leads to lightning. So basically, lightning wouldn't exist without these two. At least that's the smart way to take that joke, I think.
@@zenogias01 Didn't they say this season was going to be shorter due to having a more suitable cut off point? Gee....I wonder what they could POSSIBLY be referring to. I couldn't imagine ANYTHING that could serve as a suitable endpoint for the season coming up in the very near future....Seriously I'd guess we have two more weeks at most. Prepare yourselves now.
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Should i watch this series???
Was that a mother f%^&in JoJo's Bizarre adventure reference
@@dex419 possibly.
It was I, Di... oh.
I'm stoned
“ You thought it was an answering machine, but it was I, Dio!”
I love that line.
Jojo's bizarre abridged when
@@joshshrum2764 That will either go terribly or amazingly.
Flaxen Monster 38 is this a jojo reference lol
Not Think atron Yes.
Godbert suddenly makes WAY too much sense.
Oh god... Cid being aware of all the timelines the others Cids went through, that’s a wild concept. Holy shit
XD
"Barret. Right now your sweer daughter marlene is being held captive--"
"Oh my god shes got a gun!"
Barret - "yea i aint worried" lol
you forgot the "What the fu-" *BANG* XD
And there went Reno's remaining testicle
Sure enough she’s back in Elmyras at the end of the series lol
"Which is why 13 is the worst number."
Now that's what I call a lighting strike.
Caleb Hardman This is gold
Robman14 Final Fantasy 13...has a character named lightning...which some will argue is a terrible set of games
@@animatorx15 While i did enjoy the first game (have not played its sequels) I am amused about Cloud and Squall agreeing its the worst number since Lightning looks like a female Cloud and uses a Gunblade like Squall.
CeruleanHero I don’t think so. I love them. I wish/hope they port to PS4
It's twofold, since 13 is also an unlucky number.
"We're all gonna die out here!"
[everyone starts freaking out except Aerith]
Nice foreshadowing, many subtle.
Geoff Britton Rip Aerith
Except Vincent and cait
@@requiemgrandproductions9624Well, Cait doesn’t need to worry too much about getting crushed to death for obvious reasons.
Yufiie: We’re all going back to the gold saucer! To the gold saucer! To the gold saucer!
*Gun Shots*
Lol
XD
Everyone in the chat press F for Yuffie
@@Kaarl_Mills NO WAY im pressing F for her! She had it coming this time! xD
@@Kaarl_Mills F
Tankceratops, the unsung hero of Final Fantasy 7.
Shawn Heatherly I remember farming and slaughtering hundreds of those things yuffiw has sooo much tankceritops blood on her hands
For those not in the know, the Heavy Tank enemy can be Poached into a consumable item that permanently raises a character's Strength by 1. The Poach ability is normally only 10% as strong as a normal attack, but Yuffie's ultimate weapon can Poach at full power.
The tank that won our hearts
He got Yuffie off drugs!
"IM BEING HELD CAPTIIIIVE!!"
God just the amount of hours it must take to get certain scenes for like a 10 second joke proves that the people doing this love FF7. Like this is a legit labour of love.
I certainly appreciate the endeavor. It's boss. Who knows what they'll do next.
Words out of my head mind
Even when completely wasted, Tifa still managed the "Called it!". That's dedication.
Wasted and in a completely different location. She clearly has a 6th sense about this stuff.
I just realized that at that part, this was going to be made into a meme.
I also like how she’s finally willing to let Yuffie go to the bar with her (even if it took getting piss drunk to do so 😅).
Red: "This is the second highest I've ever been."
Brilliant.
Drunk Tifa seems more useful than Sober Tifa. She’s the MVP of the group. No one ever appreciates Drunk Tifa.
I wouldn't want to be responsible for cleaning the carpets after her, though.
Do you think when she gets drunk it takes her down to 1/4th her HP, and that's why she's so powerful?
Least of all her liver.
@@imveryangryitsnotbutter Naw, it takes her down to 1 HP after the battle and during she only deals 7777 damage.
“HE’S INSIDE THE MOOGLE!”
Thanks Barret for sparing us from Yuffies singing
Everyone in the chat press F for Yuffie
I like her singing, I want to find myself a Yuffie and marry her!
F
@@TheClblflame79
I am calling the F.B.I. and the U.N. if you all don't mind...
F
"Your Daughter is being held captive".... "Oh i'm not worried"
lmao
Reno's gonna lose his second nut.
Gun-Arm Dad is Best Dad!
Extend that bartab Mr. Reno!
Barret has taught her well.
Honestly the funniest part after the whole FFXIII joke lol
"Are you sure it's o.k for you to be up here Cloud?"
She remembered his height allergies, this girl is too pure!
I get the sneaking suspicion that Marlene shot Reno in the groin. If true, then he really has the worst luck out of everyone in this abridged series.
Now he's got no testicles
He's the Machinabridged version of Yamcha or Lancer.
To be fair, it was already dead anyway
there should be a reno owned counter
Welp, it's fact:
Reno has no balls! XD
Tankceratops a true Hero.
Abridged Tifa: Tankceratops 3: Ashes from the Tankening!
*PART OF A BALANCED BREAKFAST*
*HE SHOULD BE AN ACTION FIGURE*
Tankceratops is not the hero we deserve, but he is the hero we need.
*BUY MY MERCHANDISE!!!!*
I like how Season 3 is slowly incorporating more and more animation. It's a nice touch.
By the end, the final episode will be a hand animated masterpiece. 1 hour long, filled to the brim with all of our hopes and dreams!
Bahamut of War won Materia of the Year.
Red Dead Bahamut 2: I'm sorry.
Bahamut of War: Don't be sorry. Be better.
Should have been Spider-Bahamut instead.
How about red Bahamut’s redemption 2
I was a huge fan of Bahamut Reignited Trilogy personally
I’m looking forward to Bahamut Hearts III
What makes me mad is that Octobahamut didnt even win best ost.
2:34. Loot saucers
Game companies: "Now it may sound like gambling"
Literally everyone else: "That's because it is"
The saga continues... Bright side is some games only do it for cosmetic items, and even let you buy some outfits directly, and even let you pay to unlock certain outfits for all of your characters permanently. (I miss playing SWTOR, it’s a really good game.)
“I wish I could do this all the time.”
“Well...”
*Proceeds to go on a date with every member of the party*
Lolz favorite scene
If you had a banana suit, you wouldn't take it off either. Carry on Cid's grandpa.
That was FF6 Cid
"I'm actually not a fortune teller either".
" I don't even effing know you."
Aidan Maricic worst betrayal this year
Aidan Maricic Top 10 anime betrayals
I lost my shit at that line XD
zanderphis you and me both 😂😂😂
Notice that Reeve's real voice comes out a lot here
Everyone got a date with Cloud except Cait Sith. No wonder he turned on em.
Even Squall got a date with him.
@@megabit3179 And both hating on FFXIII. Gotta agree :-P
@Cloud At least the game and my hands sung by leona lewis meshed well together.
Only a Cait Sith would deal in absolutes...
RED XIII: "It's over, Ket Shee. I have the high ground."
You underestimate my power.
@@sanfransiscon DON'T TRY IT!
Except it's supposed to be pronounced Kayt Sheeth... apparently.
Actually I think it's like "catchy". "Ket Shee". Something like that.
"They have your daughter!" ... "She's got a gun!!" ... "Oh, I'm not worried."
Have not laughed that hard in a while!!
"You Thought It was an answering machine, but It was *I, DIO*
Now I Want JoJo Abridged Adventure
Yuh
There is one. Coincidentally, it was done by Anthony Sardina; the voice of Barret
Sadly it was the older version. And they gotten some issues to the new version, mostly by the creators.
actually Antfish (the voice of Barret) does have a Jojo abridged series. Unfortunately he never finished Phantom Blood. Still good though
WRRRRRRRY
Red XIII:''This is the second highest I have ever been''
XD
what was the highest?
@@K-B-km9zk chocobo drugs
mario star fan 20 Don’t you mean Chocobo greens~?
@@andymcneilly yeah whatever
@@mariostarfan20 oh, I get it!
Did anyone else think Tifa was pissing herself at 4:33
Oh, Absolutely.
I think it IS supposed to be Tifa pissing herself.
@@louisblack8474 There's booze dripping out of the bottle she's holding. You can later see her spilling more booze in the pictures. 7:08
@@louisblack8474 She is holding a leaking alcohol bottle.
Richard Marois yes, yes I did
Drunk Tifa is Best Girl.
10:03 You've got to like the way she says that 😂
Tankceratops is best girl
Uhhhh... Tifa might have a problem... and the only solution.... is TANKCERATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS!!!!!
"A world...where everyone's dreams can come true..."
"A world...where corruption and greed are no more..."
"A world...with an open bar..."
So...certain aspects of Disney, then
Yep that's about right.
More like a brothel!
Anthony Freeman most likely.
And like Shinra, is sucking the life out of the planet
David Segovia well, at least the founder of Shinra isn't a racist(I think)
Barret: “Hours... that’s how long your ass has been talking on this boat plane while we’ve been looking for the Temple of the Ancients.”
Tifa: “It feels like we’ve been sailing around in circles.”
Cid: “Oh, that’s cause we are.”
(Flashes to the Tiny Bronco hilariously sailing around in circles)
Barret: “WHY THE F*** WE’VE BEEN SAILING AROUND IN CIRCLES?!
Ha, that first twenty-five seconds was so funny! In all the times I played FF7, I never once drove the Buggy or Tiny Bronco in circles, but now I wish I did.
The way he said temple of the ancients lol
I find it ironic that even though Tifa worked in a bar, she's unable to hold her liquor.
I just assume it's a TON of liquor.
@@Naraku-no-Hana-WE She never told them when to stop...
Pretty sure she can, she just goes nuts with it. Plus, she's a fun drunk, much more honest and cheerful than her sober self
"You've been deceiving us, and after I told everyone you were chill! What other lies have you told us?"
"I'm actually not a fortune teller...."
"I don't even f**?ing know you anymore man!"
Me: xD dead
Joe Justice Top 10 anime betrayals
I love how TFS is adding to the Cloud-Aerith relationship just so they can pull out the rug from underneath us soon.
Oof!
Which means??????
@@shrivathssansurendarakumar4443 Which means you've clearly never played the game. Just keep watching
@@RS14988 well I do know the plot but I didn't understand the metaphor
@@shrivathssansurendarakumar4443 She eventually doesnt make it
Oh GOD the feels in this episode. It's like every new episode drives what's coming even harder.
And they even ramped up the animated parts, it's pretty cool to see those.
It's like watching an anime when you'vre read the manga.
I was legit clapping my hands on the whole loot saucers gambling thing, just a whole commentary and satire skit they implement about gaming, love it.
11:29
Tifa: "CHAAAAAAAAAAARGE!"
Aerith: "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Everybody else: "JANE, STOP THIS CRAZY THIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!"
Anyone who hasn’t played ff7 “aww that date scene was cute”
Me:”NO NO NO NOO NOO NOOO THE FEELS ARE COMING BACK”
I know what you mean :-(
Tifa is her best self when she’s completely forkin’ hammered.
As someone who never played the game, I'll just assume this is exactly how everything happened.
It kinda is actually lmaooo!!
Pretty much lol
Honestly... if you remove the jokes and make the dialogue more serious it is -the tank ceratops
In my opinion you're better off for it. Even with the insane silly bits, this is better written and paced than the original (though part of that is due to translation issues and, well, being definitely-not-prototype Parasite Eve wearing the flesh of Final Fantasy).
I've been replaying the game since I started machinabridged a couple of months ago. it still holds up as a fun ol' RPG but the story is honestly better paced here. the characters are a bit deeper here too since they have original personalities, and TFS respects their backstories and all. so yeah, you can say this is the best way to experience the story until the remake comes out.
4:29 holy shit I thought Tifa was pissing herself
That's what I thought too before rewinding and finding the bottle in her hand.
I thought she was _super excited_ about Tankceratops.
@@MuffinHunterX Who isn't super excited about Tankceratops?
IKR
She wasnt?
(Always Sunny Theme)
"Cloud loses himself and Aerith dies alone"
U thought it was lootboxes but it was me D ..... OOO
.....You asshole
Real talk...Cait Sith/Reeve is the most underrated FF character and possibly most underrated JRPG character of all time.
To start, he's nothing like your typical mascot character, at least in the English version of the game. He's not cutesy or childish or annoying (at least not in the way that mascot characters usually are). He doesn't have an obnoxious verbal tic. His character is built around being a used car salesman or a carnival barker. He's a slick, shady conman who spouts bogus fortunes for money. His ambiguous loyalties and the hints towards his identity throughout the game are intriguing, as is the double-twist of him being both a spy from Shinra and having actually been on the side of the party the whole time.
Unfortunately, because he's an RNG character with crap Limit Breaks, he's almost completely useless in the game (even with the Materia system making it so most characters can be used for anything)
Almost useless. If you time his slot machine right, he can one shot everyone with Game Over. Even Sephiroth.
DiA X
almost. His slots need to be exploited or you run a HUUUUGE risk of his Game Over backfiring on you, resulting in an instant game over. Look up the “evil flag” on his slots limit break.
@@bobkile9734 Yeah. It really is a gamble.
(rimshot)
DiA X I instinctively hated Cait Sith when I first met him and did not want him in my party, then was super upset when he joined my party for no reason. I felt even more validated when he was the traitor, was completely unmoved by his “sacrifice,” and just generally hated him, always ragging on him to my friend who already played the game. But despite all of this, I actually kinda started to like him, ironically at first just because it was so fun to rag on him, and then for real because I got his Ultimate Weapon before anyone else’s (didn’t know about the bs with getting Barret’s weapon). Even though the other party members (except Tifa) eventually overtook him once they got theirs, something about Cait Sith wrecking shop stuck with me, and I brought him into my final party along with Cid. Ultimately, while I still think his inclusion in the story was clunky and thus he was probably the worst written character, I really like him.
I would say Garnet from IX but that’s just me.
2:38 that stab at EA though.
Reminds me of Battlefront 2.
The garbage one not the good classic one.
And Activision.
Not just at EA, but at loot crates as a whole.
A well deserved stab as well
And every free mobile game..
"You thought it was an answering machine, but it was i DI-oh."
Is that a Jojo reference?
@@aaronsantos7411
Yes.
Very
@@danielramsey6141 oh fuck yeah, it was
And before you ask... YES! This IS a Jojo Reference
A loot boxes joke and a JoJo reference back to back
Never have I wanted something so bad until I had received it
I see that dragon Ball z abridged reference you made
tuned23 23tuned The latter is great but the former is gonna age like cheese sadly
It caught me off guard as hell lol
The only thing loot boxes should honestly be for is for cosmetics.
8:53
Are we going to ignore that Cloud talked with Squall and they agreed to hate FF13?
Also , I don't know if FF13 thing as a reference , because I never played
Nope, we are not^^
Kinda hard not to when the memory of playing the worst Final Fantasy game ever brings unfathomable rage...
@@Nero_Eclipse that was 12 m8
@@Nero_Eclipse You sure FF13 is the worst one? What about Mystic Quest?
@@ShyBiiteVT Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well
I really like the fact that there's more animated scenes in this episode. XD
YOU GUYS ANIMATED YOUR OWN SCENE INTO THE SERIES!!! 11:29
I FRICKIN LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!
(#TANKCERATOPS)
Dude open fired on Yuffie I'm done😆
We all knew Barret was gonna snap one day.
I'm deaaad!!
Probably the reason the cable car broke
7:14 Okay, end the series here. Nothing else happened. Why?
*BECAUSE I SAID SO DAMMIT!*
(sigh) Okay, let's grind to this Depressing Finish.
Aeris > Tifa
@@Basch152 I think the temple of the ancients will be full of comedy because it's a maze, and the demons gate... Don't forget the clock part, now there's serious stuff they can do with that for laughs
liten it's going to happen and it going to be pretty funny when we get to the point of cloud losing his goddamn mind and ending up on that wheel chair?? WHY?! because this is abridged we all know they are going to give a us a inside look at clouds mind and it's going to be a world of rainbow color horses and we are GOING TO EAT THAT HORSE!
@@gekkokkid Sounds about right.
@@MyPisceanNature Appreciate your opinion, but strongly disagree. Zack and Aerith belong together, she only was interested in Cloud because he reminded her of him.
I love this series. The thumbnail looks amazing! And keep up the work TFS cause I love y'all. Also my notification seem to only work with this channel, I don't mind thou. I've done so many edits cause I love all of this! Love it! Plus the animation they made for this fits with it. Aww this episode made my day
I don't know why but my favorite part in the whole epi is Cid going "There's Monsters in the Ocean" at 8:37 all chill like lol
This date between Aerith and Cloud was so fucking touching and precious T^T wish we'll have a scene like that in the future parts of the ramake. Also Caith sith is pretty interresting in this parody when we already know it's Reeve behind it (also makes me curious about how he will be in the remake).
Also : TANKCERATOPS !!
You thought it was an answering machine, but it me DI--OH...
caryh8 kono dio da
The moment I scroll down and start reading this the very quote was being said
I think I can speak for everyone watching this; We NEED a tank-ceratops tee shirt with the crew riding on said tank-ceratops.
With a message at the back saying, "BUY MY MERCHANDISE!!!!"
@@GHMasta I agree with these ideas! Tell me when it's a thing so I may throw money at it. Large piles of money. :D
YES
Huh, neat way of handling the dating scene as you guys did. A bit sad at the harsh irony they said to one another. But I am liking how Cloud is starting to develop little by little. And how the chase with Sephiroth is starting to deconstruct Cloud, which is exactly what does happen. Oof, things are not gonna end well later on.
Axis I rally hope they keep it a tear jerker
Their version misses a very important part of the original though. Aerith isnt being romantic in the actual scene. She is actually showing concern for his mental wellbeing. She has detected that there is something wrong with him and is trying to get to the bottom of it. Same thing with the Tifa version. She also knows Cloud isnt acting like Cloud, and she knows he was wrong about what happened in Nibelheim. So both girls feel like there is something seriously wrong with Cloud, and both girls are trying to figure it out. Neither of them are acting romantically in the original scenes. Though Aerith expressed an interest in moving on from Zack, and Tifa expressed past romantic feelings when they were younger, so both could be interpreted as hinting at a possible relationship after he fixed his mental issues. But mostly they are both just conveying that they know something is wrong. That is the point of the scene. Foreshadowing.
@@Sirxeko While that is true, you're sort of missing how this Aerith isn't meant to be the same Aerith from the original. The original Aerith was more or less this omniscient girl that knew everything and also understood what Cloud was really. But this Aerith is a girl that is simply trying to reject her own lineage, the notion of being a Cetra, her connection with the Planet, and even trying to deny that Zack was dead. But right now, she's learning to cope with it, as well as starting to also accept both Zack's death and moving on from it, along with her Cetra lineage.
They are focusing on trying to tell a story for Aerith here.
But let's be real...They Got Everyone In A Date. The one true dilemma to VII solved in one scene.
Vincent Valentine and Red XIII were my favorite teammates in the game, this Abridged just makes me love them more.
4:29 deadass though she was pissing her pants.
Vale Yard only problem is that she doesn’t wear pants
What was she doing then?
@@allenhernandez3350 look close and you can see a bottle beside her.
Checked the comments to see if anyone else thought that
Who else is excited because Barret's gonna get Bahamut soon?
What?!?!
@@csab8642 the temple of the ancients is where you first get the bahamut Materia
I'm excited for Bahamut Hearts III
@@winnietheboogaloo4584 its circle square x x and its the huge materia, you get bahamut zero in bugenhagens attic if you have bahamut and neo bahamut
Which Bahamut? Bahamut Fighterz or Bahamut no Hero Academeia?
drunk tifa is still the best character
TANKCERATOOOOOOOOPS!
Totally agree!
@@cjvs1604 I have been trying to make English Captions for this episode and Tifa held me back with that line for 30 minutes. Thank you.
I wish Tankceratops would join the party :(
Oh hell ya!!!
@PhoenixHelix my money's on Bahamut
@PhoenixHelix depends which bahumet
He's too good for that bad of schmucks.
Tankceratops is the pistachio of this series. We all want him to join but sadly it's not meant to be.
Am I the only one that would love to see the entire cast of characters riding the Tankceratops in the Final Fantasy 7 Remake?
Ahhhh, the wonderful alternate universe where people who make lootboxes actually get their well deserved comeuppance instead of actually doing really well by mentally damaging the 2 to 5% of their player base with very real gambling addictions.
And doing SO well at it, they can afford to piss off the other 95 to 98% of their players that actually hate it and want it to stop.
Actually lately those companies have been getting the shaft when it comes to stocks. Not sure why the reaction happened so late but hey I'm not complaining
@@whoknows7968 Video game publisher stocks were way overvalued all year due to the sudden spike of money coming in from lootboxes and MTX. Now that the spike has stopped increasing and stabilized, the stocks are readjusting to their correct, lower, level. Its a boring explanation unfortunately. lol
1:53
Barret had to use at least 50 phoenix downs just to get his anger out
Great so Barret used up All the Phoenix Downs then, that explains alot!
Then I met a guy with a gunblade then we agreed the worst number is 13. I am dead
A gun blade hmm he must be a gun breaker
Tankceratops: "I'M BEING HELD CAPTIVE!!!!"
That moment between Cloud and Aerith hit me harder this time...thanks for that.
Y'all ready for Super Smash Bahamut Ultimate?
Super Smash Bros Bahamut
Super Bahamut Bros Ultimate
Hell yeah, but sadly my pre-ordered copy won't arrive for another week because its shipped all the way from Louisville, Kentucky.
I live in Seattle by the way :(
I hope I can get my Bahamut Galeem soon...
Super Bahamut Brawl
YOS
LOL That reference to Banana Suit (Daddy) Greatgrandpappy Cid the 6th at the very beginning was gold.
I would it not be Cid the 5th Cause there was no Cid during the "War of Chaos" where the warriors of light prophecy came true. I Recall where there no one named "Cid" they encountered on their adventure. Trust me I would know Mrhappy1227 is my teacher.
@@Rage_Templar He exists in the remakes of Final Fantasy 1, where Cid is mentioned as the original creator of the Airship the warriors of light get.
Maybe Cid VI would've taken the banana suit off if his granddaughter had gotten his meals to him on time and paid attention to his diet. Kids these days I swear...
“I wish there was something pointless I could enjoy”
You could actually enjoy life
How does one enjoy life?
So, life is pointless then?
Yes
that's the joke, he don't enjoy life, even if its pointless, so he need something else...
What you did there. I see it
So Tifa rides on the Tricera like Jinx on a missile.....good day for references to my fav champ since first realizing who voiced her
10:22 Vincent: “dips on the organs”
“And then some guy with a gun blade showed up, and we both agreed, xiii is the worst number.”
Lightning! Sounds like needs to get thunderstruck.
@@Loremastrful
Thunderstruck? Ha! She needs to get Shulk'd!
I love that it’s a double meaning. Since they could also be talking about Organization 13
pffffttt i frickin' choked when i heard that
My favorite joke hands down in this series.
They should abridge black lagoon.
If anybody could do it, its team four star.
Seriously, what is taking Nowacking for-goddamn-ever?
Yes please!!!
Thatd be epic
It is already abridged by one of their team members Jessi Nowaking
Hell yes
"*sob*I don't even f**king know you anymore, man"
Cloud's pain brought me so much joy XD
Was I the only one who laughed when Cid admitted they had been going around in circles?
For real though, this is probably my favorite show on the internet besides Dragonball Z Abridged.
Helloing abridged yugioh abridged are great
Hellsing baaaabyy
Drunk Tifa is best Tifa and perhaps my favorite character in this abridged series thus far. All of the props in the world to Sarah Ann Williams for her excellent performance.
9:41- After all the still images of reimagined drawings for the characters with mouth flaps- this is the first time, there's been any animation in the redrawn style and not the original game.
"stop talking like that bill"
"He's over here lady"
lol ghost has no chill for that crap.
Well considering how drunk she is and where she is looking...
10:07
Ghost: "He's over here, lady"
Am I the only one who cheered when they rode on tankceratops?
I think everyone else went "Weeeeeeeeee..."
NOPE I'm right there with YOU
No I was on the floor
I went woooot!!!!
Drunk Tifa never gets old.
Man, these last episodes saw some real character development, I love it when cartoon jokes get real personalities and characters, oh yeah and this drawing are damn nice, keep up this great work, I'm already awaiting the next episode!
8:53
did squall warn cloud about ff13
@@KorgCrimson No, Roxas being 13 is the best.
Lightning in 13 is... well, you know.
"Then, some guy with a gunblade showed up and after a quick talk, we both agreed XIII is the worst number."
"Wait come back Lightning!" -That one lady in Nibelheim
I've been waiting for the jojo's bizarre adventure reference from Dio. I think I know what the next t-shirt is gonna be TANKCERATOPS! "I SHOULD BE AN ACTION FIGURE!"
And strictly never making an action figure of him.
6:36 Please tell me those are voices for kid Trunks and kid Goten
CookieMastah It’s Vincent Adultman from Bojack Horseman!
@Aidan Golembiewski Yeah Smh
1:05 i can agreed wholely with Barret and Cloud. That is a world worth fighting for in my book. Kudos,Cloud and Barret. You have an answer that i can get behind..
what's with this hatred between different weather phenomena? sqaull and cloud both hate lightning.
Without a cloud, lightning can't form.
Squalls bring rain, which often leads to lightning.
So basically, lightning wouldn't exist without these two.
At least that's the smart way to take that joke, I think.
Isn't that supposed to be a jab at Final Fantasy XIII, just like 13 being the worst number? 'Cause FFXIII sucked balls.
@@CidGuerreiro1234 it had quite a few issues and it's no where near the best but I wouldn't call it the worst, there are far worse ff games than XIII.
@@The_Evening_Sun Either way, I'm pretty sure they were taking a jab at it.
@@CidGuerreiro1234 that or KH bad guys
Tankceratops is love, Tankceratops is life. Keep bringing him back, he's so funny!
I... I’m not ready.... I knew it had to come eventually... but... I.... I just... L-let’s just focus on that DIO joke. No need t-to worry...
Cheer up! We've still got seven episodes in the season.
Seven episodes.
To build the suspense.
Seven more weeks . . .
@@zenogias01 Didn't they say this season was going to be shorter due to having a more suitable cut off point? Gee....I wonder what they could POSSIBLY be referring to. I couldn't imagine ANYTHING that could serve as a suitable endpoint for the season coming up in the very near future....Seriously I'd guess we have two more weeks at most. Prepare yourselves now.
"You're all going to die..." - Mr. Popo
When Tifa is drunk enough she always finds a way XD
Nice Shot at EA with the loot boxes good job
That part killed me xD
"Oh that's cause we are."
*antfish intensifies*
6:27 "yes cloud like a _DaTe_ " *BACK FOUL DEMON!!!!*
@Higgs Bonbon YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD, MONSTER!