Final Fantasy 7: Machinabridged (FF7MA) - Ep. 23 - TeamFourStar (TFS)

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  • @TeamFourStar
    @TeamFourStar  6 лет назад +435

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  • @sundowner4076
    @sundowner4076 6 лет назад +1480

    “ You thought it was an answering machine, but it was I, Dio!”
    I love that line.

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 6 лет назад +50

      Jojo's bizarre abridged when

    • @_zealos_8213
      @_zealos_8213 6 лет назад +15

      @@joshshrum2764 That will either go terribly or amazingly.

    • @think6988
      @think6988 6 лет назад +5

      Flaxen Monster 38 is this a jojo reference lol

    • @sundowner4076
      @sundowner4076 6 лет назад +3

      Not Think atron Yes.

    • @Prich319
      @Prich319 5 лет назад +5

      Godbert suddenly makes WAY too much sense.

  • @lamcb.9476
    @lamcb.9476 4 года назад +232

    Oh god... Cid being aware of all the timelines the others Cids went through, that’s a wild concept. Holy shit

  • @alexanderrahl7034
    @alexanderrahl7034 6 лет назад +563

    XD
    "Barret. Right now your sweer daughter marlene is being held captive--"
    "Oh my god shes got a gun!"
    Barret - "yea i aint worried" lol

    • @aaronsullivan3174
      @aaronsullivan3174 4 года назад +27

      you forgot the "What the fu-" *BANG* XD

    • @sethporter9066
      @sethporter9066 4 года назад +15

      And there went Reno's remaining testicle

    • @adambeardy558
      @adambeardy558 4 года назад +10

      Sure enough she’s back in Elmyras at the end of the series lol

  • @calebhardman15
    @calebhardman15 6 лет назад +928

    "Which is why 13 is the worst number."
    Now that's what I call a lighting strike.

    • @animatorx15
      @animatorx15 6 лет назад +13

      Caleb Hardman This is gold

    • @animatorx15
      @animatorx15 6 лет назад +41

      Robman14 Final Fantasy 13...has a character named lightning...which some will argue is a terrible set of games

    • @Iavasechui
      @Iavasechui 6 лет назад +50

      @@animatorx15 While i did enjoy the first game (have not played its sequels) I am amused about Cloud and Squall agreeing its the worst number since Lightning looks like a female Cloud and uses a Gunblade like Squall.

    • @curtisfriley8853
      @curtisfriley8853 5 лет назад +11

      CeruleanHero I don’t think so. I love them. I wish/hope they port to PS4

    • @tb3411
      @tb3411 5 лет назад +5

      It's twofold, since 13 is also an unlucky number.

  • @groofay
    @groofay 6 лет назад +271

    "We're all gonna die out here!"
    [everyone starts freaking out except Aerith]
    Nice foreshadowing, many subtle.

    • @kurosei3202
      @kurosei3202 6 лет назад +7

      Geoff Britton Rip Aerith

    • @requiemgrandproductions9624
      @requiemgrandproductions9624 3 года назад +2

      Except Vincent and cait

    • @mas8705
      @mas8705 9 месяцев назад

      @@requiemgrandproductions9624Well, Cait doesn’t need to worry too much about getting crushed to death for obvious reasons.

  • @wordoftheday7650
    @wordoftheday7650 6 лет назад +725

    Yufiie: We’re all going back to the gold saucer! To the gold saucer! To the gold saucer!
    *Gun Shots*

    • @Blugamr
      @Blugamr 6 лет назад +2

      Lol

    • @danielnegrete3040
      @danielnegrete3040 6 лет назад +1

      XD

    • @Kaarl_Mills
      @Kaarl_Mills 6 лет назад +14

      Everyone in the chat press F for Yuffie

    • @dkmasterwolf
      @dkmasterwolf 6 лет назад +7

      @@Kaarl_Mills NO WAY im pressing F for her! She had it coming this time! xD

    • @fuhbree
      @fuhbree 6 лет назад +3

      @@Kaarl_Mills F

  • @shawnheatherly
    @shawnheatherly 6 лет назад +1058

    Tankceratops, the unsung hero of Final Fantasy 7.

    • @agrihonoberjorn1612
      @agrihonoberjorn1612 6 лет назад +15

      Shawn Heatherly I remember farming and slaughtering hundreds of those things yuffiw has sooo much tankceritops blood on her hands

    • @imveryangryitsnotbutter
      @imveryangryitsnotbutter 6 лет назад +16

      For those not in the know, the Heavy Tank enemy can be Poached into a consumable item that permanently raises a character's Strength by 1. The Poach ability is normally only 10% as strong as a normal attack, but Yuffie's ultimate weapon can Poach at full power.

    • @eggomyweggo6576
      @eggomyweggo6576 6 лет назад +9

      The tank that won our hearts

    • @chavesa5
      @chavesa5 6 лет назад +6

      He got Yuffie off drugs!

    • @reiayanami137
      @reiayanami137 6 лет назад +26

      "IM BEING HELD CAPTIIIIVE!!"

  • @Possiblyasloth
    @Possiblyasloth 6 лет назад +532

    God just the amount of hours it must take to get certain scenes for like a 10 second joke proves that the people doing this love FF7. Like this is a legit labour of love.

    • @EmptyMan000
      @EmptyMan000 6 лет назад +21

      I certainly appreciate the endeavor. It's boss. Who knows what they'll do next.

    • @JayBtv1984
      @JayBtv1984 5 лет назад +8

      Words out of my head mind

  • @yoursonisold8743
    @yoursonisold8743 6 лет назад +409

    Even when completely wasted, Tifa still managed the "Called it!". That's dedication.

    • @DevilHunter1994
      @DevilHunter1994 6 лет назад +41

      Wasted and in a completely different location. She clearly has a 6th sense about this stuff.

    • @KubatheChangeling
      @KubatheChangeling 5 лет назад +6

      I just realized that at that part, this was going to be made into a meme.

    • @Cure_Hana
      @Cure_Hana 5 лет назад +6

      I also like how she’s finally willing to let Yuffie go to the bar with her (even if it took getting piss drunk to do so 😅).

  • @telltellyn
    @telltellyn 6 лет назад +67

    Red: "This is the second highest I've ever been."
    Brilliant.

  • @ultragodzillafan
    @ultragodzillafan 6 лет назад +461

    Drunk Tifa seems more useful than Sober Tifa. She’s the MVP of the group. No one ever appreciates Drunk Tifa.

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 6 лет назад +31

      I wouldn't want to be responsible for cleaning the carpets after her, though.

    • @imveryangryitsnotbutter
      @imveryangryitsnotbutter 6 лет назад +30

      Do you think when she gets drunk it takes her down to 1/4th her HP, and that's why she's so powerful?

    • @yoursonisold8743
      @yoursonisold8743 6 лет назад +8

      Least of all her liver.

    • @PopstAhri
      @PopstAhri 6 лет назад +8

      @@imveryangryitsnotbutter Naw, it takes her down to 1 HP after the battle and during she only deals 7777 damage.

    • @Cure_Hana
      @Cure_Hana 5 лет назад +4

      “HE’S INSIDE THE MOOGLE!”

  • @kraevorn7483
    @kraevorn7483 6 лет назад +685

    Thanks Barret for sparing us from Yuffies singing

    • @Kaarl_Mills
      @Kaarl_Mills 6 лет назад +24

      Everyone in the chat press F for Yuffie

    • @TheClblflame79
      @TheClblflame79 6 лет назад +17

      I like her singing, I want to find myself a Yuffie and marry her!

    • @danielnegrete3040
      @danielnegrete3040 6 лет назад +2

      F

    • @Andreu0rtin
      @Andreu0rtin 6 лет назад +4

      @@TheClblflame79
      I am calling the F.B.I. and the U.N. if you all don't mind...

    • @abreil45
      @abreil45 6 лет назад +2

      F

  • @MrBahumut
    @MrBahumut 6 лет назад +586

    "Your Daughter is being held captive".... "Oh i'm not worried"
    lmao

    • @1Up2081
      @1Up2081 6 лет назад +72

      Reno's gonna lose his second nut.

    • @SonicBlue92
      @SonicBlue92 6 лет назад +36

      Gun-Arm Dad is Best Dad!

    • @deimos_gof386
      @deimos_gof386 6 лет назад +16

      Extend that bartab Mr. Reno!

    • @rdphoenix07
      @rdphoenix07 6 лет назад +20

      Barret has taught her well.

    • @Thomas20Smith
      @Thomas20Smith 6 лет назад +11

      Honestly the funniest part after the whole FFXIII joke lol

  • @222CBK222
    @222CBK222 4 года назад +61

    "Are you sure it's o.k for you to be up here Cloud?"
    She remembered his height allergies, this girl is too pure!

  • @DustyBlind
    @DustyBlind 6 лет назад +323

    I get the sneaking suspicion that Marlene shot Reno in the groin. If true, then he really has the worst luck out of everyone in this abridged series.

    • @ThaAngelMary
      @ThaAngelMary 6 лет назад +18

      Now he's got no testicles

    • @peytonmccrary661
      @peytonmccrary661 6 лет назад +36

      He's the Machinabridged version of Yamcha or Lancer.

    • @SonikkuAtrue
      @SonikkuAtrue 6 лет назад +18

      To be fair, it was already dead anyway

    • @ridewild1956
      @ridewild1956 4 года назад +10

      there should be a reno owned counter

    • @sethporter9066
      @sethporter9066 4 года назад +9

      Welp, it's fact:
      Reno has no balls! XD

  • @aruakise9803
    @aruakise9803 6 лет назад +463

    Tankceratops a true Hero.

    • @KubatheChangeling
      @KubatheChangeling 6 лет назад +31

      Abridged Tifa: Tankceratops 3: Ashes from the Tankening!

    • @thebestcentaur
      @thebestcentaur 6 лет назад +17

      *PART OF A BALANCED BREAKFAST*

    • @BlazeReborn2
      @BlazeReborn2 6 лет назад +15

      *HE SHOULD BE AN ACTION FIGURE*

    • @pcachu
      @pcachu 6 лет назад +7

      Tankceratops is not the hero we deserve, but he is the hero we need.

    • @truetakofame4112
      @truetakofame4112 6 лет назад +10

      *BUY MY MERCHANDISE!!!!*

  • @anthonyhiebert8491
    @anthonyhiebert8491 6 лет назад +220

    I like how Season 3 is slowly incorporating more and more animation. It's a nice touch.

    • @Darkgun231
      @Darkgun231 6 лет назад +20

      By the end, the final episode will be a hand animated masterpiece. 1 hour long, filled to the brim with all of our hopes and dreams!

  • @brandonadrien3476
    @brandonadrien3476 6 лет назад +822

    Bahamut of War won Materia of the Year.
    Red Dead Bahamut 2: I'm sorry.
    Bahamut of War: Don't be sorry. Be better.

    • @yoursonisold8743
      @yoursonisold8743 6 лет назад +58

      Should have been Spider-Bahamut instead.

    • @harshitlath4051
      @harshitlath4051 6 лет назад +19

      How about red Bahamut’s redemption 2

    • @TheHolyHobnob
      @TheHolyHobnob 6 лет назад +38

      I was a huge fan of Bahamut Reignited Trilogy personally

    • @Jungoguy
      @Jungoguy 6 лет назад +38

      I’m looking forward to Bahamut Hearts III

    • @christianlopez707
      @christianlopez707 6 лет назад +19

      What makes me mad is that Octobahamut didnt even win best ost.

  • @dragon1130
    @dragon1130 6 лет назад +182

    2:34. Loot saucers
    Game companies: "Now it may sound like gambling"
    Literally everyone else: "That's because it is"

    • @hunterrhoades1813
      @hunterrhoades1813 2 года назад +2

      The saga continues... Bright side is some games only do it for cosmetic items, and even let you buy some outfits directly, and even let you pay to unlock certain outfits for all of your characters permanently. (I miss playing SWTOR, it’s a really good game.)

  • @DreamTravelerZenddrex
    @DreamTravelerZenddrex 6 лет назад +72

    “I wish I could do this all the time.”
    “Well...”
    *Proceeds to go on a date with every member of the party*
    Lolz favorite scene

  • @hb6x8
    @hb6x8 6 лет назад +292

    If you had a banana suit, you wouldn't take it off either. Carry on Cid's grandpa.

  • @andythompson1998
    @andythompson1998 6 лет назад +363

    "I'm actually not a fortune teller either".
    " I don't even effing know you."

    • @DARKSAGE251
      @DARKSAGE251 6 лет назад +21

      Aidan Maricic worst betrayal this year

    • @joeferri3491
      @joeferri3491 6 лет назад +20

      Aidan Maricic Top 10 anime betrayals

    • @zanderphis
      @zanderphis 6 лет назад +3

      I lost my shit at that line XD

    • @DARKSAGE251
      @DARKSAGE251 6 лет назад +2

      zanderphis you and me both 😂😂😂

    • @kenpoarniceguy1
      @kenpoarniceguy1 5 лет назад

      Notice that Reeve's real voice comes out a lot here

  • @sads5736
    @sads5736 6 лет назад +290

    Everyone got a date with Cloud except Cait Sith. No wonder he turned on em.

    • @megabit3179
      @megabit3179 6 лет назад +21

      Even Squall got a date with him.

    • @Kaemonarch
      @Kaemonarch 6 лет назад +2

      @@megabit3179 And both hating on FFXIII. Gotta agree :-P

    • @HenshinHeroesMedia
      @HenshinHeroesMedia 3 года назад

      @Cloud At least the game and my hands sung by leona lewis meshed well together.

  • @sanfransiscon
    @sanfransiscon 6 лет назад +536

    Only a Cait Sith would deal in absolutes...

    • @imveryangryitsnotbutter
      @imveryangryitsnotbutter 6 лет назад +56

      RED XIII: "It's over, Ket Shee. I have the high ground."

    • @sanfransiscon
      @sanfransiscon 6 лет назад +24

      You underestimate my power.

    • @lightsidemaster
      @lightsidemaster 6 лет назад +11

      @@sanfransiscon DON'T TRY IT!

    • @prince_nocturne
      @prince_nocturne 6 лет назад +2

      Except it's supposed to be pronounced Kayt Sheeth... apparently.

    • @sanfransiscon
      @sanfransiscon 6 лет назад +6

      Actually I think it's like "catchy". "Ket Shee". Something like that.

  • @2492erb
    @2492erb 6 лет назад +61

    "They have your daughter!" ... "She's got a gun!!" ... "Oh, I'm not worried."
    Have not laughed that hard in a while!!

  • @kenjivsthewrld
    @kenjivsthewrld 6 лет назад +504

    "You Thought It was an answering machine, but It was *I, DIO*
    Now I Want JoJo Abridged Adventure

    • @StardustGrace
      @StardustGrace 6 лет назад

      Yuh

    • @fanficdaddy
      @fanficdaddy 6 лет назад +38

      There is one. Coincidentally, it was done by Anthony Sardina; the voice of Barret

    • @decadekamenrider7136
      @decadekamenrider7136 6 лет назад +13

      Sadly it was the older version. And they gotten some issues to the new version, mostly by the creators.

    • @Doctor4077
      @Doctor4077 6 лет назад +23

      actually Antfish (the voice of Barret) does have a Jojo abridged series. Unfortunately he never finished Phantom Blood. Still good though

    • @irbaboon4094
      @irbaboon4094 6 лет назад +4

      WRRRRRRRY

  • @stamatis4699
    @stamatis4699 6 лет назад +312

    Red XIII:''This is the second highest I have ever been''
    XD

    • @K-B-km9zk
      @K-B-km9zk 5 лет назад +4

      what was the highest?

    • @mariostarfan20
      @mariostarfan20 5 лет назад +8

      @@K-B-km9zk chocobo drugs

    • @andymcneilly
      @andymcneilly 5 лет назад +7

      mario star fan 20 Don’t you mean Chocobo greens~?

    • @mariostarfan20
      @mariostarfan20 5 лет назад +3

      @@andymcneilly yeah whatever

    • @K-B-km9zk
      @K-B-km9zk 5 лет назад +3

      @@mariostarfan20 oh, I get it!

  • @richardmarois4203
    @richardmarois4203 6 лет назад +572

    Did anyone else think Tifa was pissing herself at 4:33

    • @aaronyandell2929
      @aaronyandell2929 6 лет назад +44

      Oh, Absolutely.

    • @louisblack8474
      @louisblack8474 6 лет назад +32

      I think it IS supposed to be Tifa pissing herself.

    • @DragonBreath_75
      @DragonBreath_75 6 лет назад +74

      @@louisblack8474 There's booze dripping out of the bottle she's holding. You can later see her spilling more booze in the pictures. 7:08

    • @aaronyandell2929
      @aaronyandell2929 6 лет назад +28

      @@louisblack8474 She is holding a leaking alcohol bottle.

    • @ST4LK1INGFENIX
      @ST4LK1INGFENIX 6 лет назад +4

      Richard Marois yes, yes I did

  • @Fubukio
    @Fubukio 6 лет назад +455

    Drunk Tifa is Best Girl.

  • @CasualFox12495
    @CasualFox12495 6 лет назад +397

    Uhhhh... Tifa might have a problem... and the only solution.... is TANKCERATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS!!!!!

  • @thebestcentaur
    @thebestcentaur 6 лет назад +295

    "A world...where everyone's dreams can come true..."
    "A world...where corruption and greed are no more..."
    "A world...with an open bar..."
    So...certain aspects of Disney, then

    • @zerorider5233
      @zerorider5233 6 лет назад +8

      Yep that's about right.

    • @louisblack8474
      @louisblack8474 6 лет назад +3

      More like a brothel!

    • @JoshioE110
      @JoshioE110 6 лет назад +2

      Anthony Freeman most likely.

    • @truetakofame4112
      @truetakofame4112 6 лет назад +3

      And like Shinra, is sucking the life out of the planet

    • @thebestcentaur
      @thebestcentaur 6 лет назад

      David Segovia well, at least the founder of Shinra isn't a racist(I think)

  • @Rahsuru
    @Rahsuru 5 лет назад +150

    Barret: “Hours... that’s how long your ass has been talking on this boat plane while we’ve been looking for the Temple of the Ancients.”
    Tifa: “It feels like we’ve been sailing around in circles.”
    Cid: “Oh, that’s cause we are.”
    (Flashes to the Tiny Bronco hilariously sailing around in circles)
    Barret: “WHY THE F*** WE’VE BEEN SAILING AROUND IN CIRCLES?!
    Ha, that first twenty-five seconds was so funny! In all the times I played FF7, I never once drove the Buggy or Tiny Bronco in circles, but now I wish I did.

    • @pantherman8719
      @pantherman8719 3 года назад +2

      The way he said temple of the ancients lol

  • @knuckleheadtori
    @knuckleheadtori 6 лет назад +116

    I find it ironic that even though Tifa worked in a bar, she's unable to hold her liquor.

    • @Naraku-no-Hana-WE
      @Naraku-no-Hana-WE 6 лет назад +42

      I just assume it's a TON of liquor.

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 4 года назад +8

      @@Naraku-no-Hana-WE She never told them when to stop...

    • @loganteague5805
      @loganteague5805 3 года назад +13

      Pretty sure she can, she just goes nuts with it. Plus, she's a fun drunk, much more honest and cheerful than her sober self

  • @joejustice4530
    @joejustice4530 6 лет назад +361

    "You've been deceiving us, and after I told everyone you were chill! What other lies have you told us?"
    "I'm actually not a fortune teller...."
    "I don't even f**?ing know you anymore man!"
    Me: xD dead

    • @Alan8tor
      @Alan8tor 6 лет назад +14

      Joe Justice Top 10 anime betrayals

  • @ty_sylicus
    @ty_sylicus 6 лет назад +141

    I love how TFS is adding to the Cloud-Aerith relationship just so they can pull out the rug from underneath us soon.
    Oof!

  • @AxelXGabriel
    @AxelXGabriel 6 лет назад +60

    Oh GOD the feels in this episode. It's like every new episode drives what's coming even harder.

    • @whoknows7968
      @whoknows7968 6 лет назад +3

      And they even ramped up the animated parts, it's pretty cool to see those.

    • @trident042
      @trident042 6 лет назад

      It's like watching an anime when you'vre read the manga.

  • @fenrir3164
    @fenrir3164 5 лет назад +77

    I was legit clapping my hands on the whole loot saucers gambling thing, just a whole commentary and satire skit they implement about gaming, love it.

  • @h0m3st4r
    @h0m3st4r 6 лет назад +31

    11:29
    Tifa: "CHAAAAAAAAAAARGE!"
    Aerith: "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
    Everybody else: "JANE, STOP THIS CRAZY THIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!"

  • @joshuanolan8868
    @joshuanolan8868 6 лет назад +40

    Anyone who hasn’t played ff7 “aww that date scene was cute”
    Me:”NO NO NO NOO NOO NOOO THE FEELS ARE COMING BACK”

  • @JaimeNyx15
    @JaimeNyx15 6 лет назад +65

    Tifa is her best self when she’s completely forkin’ hammered.

  • @lucasm.3864
    @lucasm.3864 6 лет назад +73

    As someone who never played the game, I'll just assume this is exactly how everything happened.

    • @cherryblack420
      @cherryblack420 6 лет назад +6

      It kinda is actually lmaooo!!

    • @ultimashadic
      @ultimashadic 6 лет назад

      Pretty much lol

    • @AerowynTyr
      @AerowynTyr 6 лет назад +6

      Honestly... if you remove the jokes and make the dialogue more serious it is -the tank ceratops

    • @CappuccinoSquid
      @CappuccinoSquid 6 лет назад +4

      In my opinion you're better off for it. Even with the insane silly bits, this is better written and paced than the original (though part of that is due to translation issues and, well, being definitely-not-prototype Parasite Eve wearing the flesh of Final Fantasy).

    • @SladeBallard
      @SladeBallard 6 лет назад +6

      I've been replaying the game since I started machinabridged a couple of months ago. it still holds up as a fun ol' RPG but the story is honestly better paced here. the characters are a bit deeper here too since they have original personalities, and TFS respects their backstories and all. so yeah, you can say this is the best way to experience the story until the remake comes out.

  • @AgentHooligan
    @AgentHooligan 6 лет назад +103

    4:29 holy shit I thought Tifa was pissing herself

    • @TheSpectator7
      @TheSpectator7 6 лет назад +21

      That's what I thought too before rewinding and finding the bottle in her hand.

    • @MuffinHunterX
      @MuffinHunterX 6 лет назад +23

      I thought she was _super excited_ about Tankceratops.

    • @MrDj232
      @MrDj232 6 лет назад +11

      @@MuffinHunterX Who isn't super excited about Tankceratops?

    • @michaelzelaski297
      @michaelzelaski297 6 лет назад +3

      IKR

    • @allenhernandez3350
      @allenhernandez3350 6 лет назад

      She wasnt?

  • @LyonEnigma
    @LyonEnigma 6 лет назад +87

    (Always Sunny Theme)
    "Cloud loses himself and Aerith dies alone"

    • @zacksmith6181
      @zacksmith6181 6 лет назад +4

      U thought it was lootboxes but it was me D ..... OOO

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 6 лет назад +4

      .....You asshole

  • @soarel325
    @soarel325 6 лет назад +196

    Real talk...Cait Sith/Reeve is the most underrated FF character and possibly most underrated JRPG character of all time.
    To start, he's nothing like your typical mascot character, at least in the English version of the game. He's not cutesy or childish or annoying (at least not in the way that mascot characters usually are). He doesn't have an obnoxious verbal tic. His character is built around being a used car salesman or a carnival barker. He's a slick, shady conman who spouts bogus fortunes for money. His ambiguous loyalties and the hints towards his identity throughout the game are intriguing, as is the double-twist of him being both a spy from Shinra and having actually been on the side of the party the whole time.
    Unfortunately, because he's an RNG character with crap Limit Breaks, he's almost completely useless in the game (even with the Materia system making it so most characters can be used for anything)

    • @1Up2081
      @1Up2081 5 лет назад +28

      Almost useless. If you time his slot machine right, he can one shot everyone with Game Over. Even Sephiroth.

    • @bobkile9734
      @bobkile9734 5 лет назад +14

      DiA X
      almost. His slots need to be exploited or you run a HUUUUGE risk of his Game Over backfiring on you, resulting in an instant game over. Look up the “evil flag” on his slots limit break.

    • @1Up2081
      @1Up2081 5 лет назад +7

      @@bobkile9734 Yeah. It really is a gamble.
      (rimshot)

    • @jeremytewari3346
      @jeremytewari3346 4 года назад +14

      DiA X I instinctively hated Cait Sith when I first met him and did not want him in my party, then was super upset when he joined my party for no reason. I felt even more validated when he was the traitor, was completely unmoved by his “sacrifice,” and just generally hated him, always ragging on him to my friend who already played the game. But despite all of this, I actually kinda started to like him, ironically at first just because it was so fun to rag on him, and then for real because I got his Ultimate Weapon before anyone else’s (didn’t know about the bs with getting Barret’s weapon). Even though the other party members (except Tifa) eventually overtook him once they got theirs, something about Cait Sith wrecking shop stuck with me, and I brought him into my final party along with Cid. Ultimately, while I still think his inclusion in the story was clunky and thus he was probably the worst written character, I really like him.

    • @theomnigamer9177
      @theomnigamer9177 4 года назад +3

      I would say Garnet from IX but that’s just me.

  • @Imperius1772
    @Imperius1772 6 лет назад +85

    2:38 that stab at EA though.

    • @MarshallXeno
      @MarshallXeno 6 лет назад +11

      Reminds me of Battlefront 2.
      The garbage one not the good classic one.

    • @trevormcdermal
      @trevormcdermal 5 лет назад

      And Activision.

    • @Jarock316
      @Jarock316 4 года назад

      Not just at EA, but at loot crates as a whole.

    • @daikiii3030
      @daikiii3030 4 года назад

      A well deserved stab as well

    • @lonelym4ge
      @lonelym4ge 4 года назад

      And every free mobile game..

  • @Sabis2365
    @Sabis2365 6 лет назад +107

    "You thought it was an answering machine, but it was i DI-oh."

  • @tunAssub
    @tunAssub 6 лет назад +222

    A loot boxes joke and a JoJo reference back to back
    Never have I wanted something so bad until I had received it

    • @super18101
      @super18101 6 лет назад +3

      I see that dragon Ball z abridged reference you made

    • @malikoniousjoe
      @malikoniousjoe 6 лет назад +1

      tuned23 23tuned The latter is great but the former is gonna age like cheese sadly

    • @NewtonSparetire
      @NewtonSparetire 6 лет назад

      It caught me off guard as hell lol

    • @zackrose6261
      @zackrose6261 6 лет назад +1

      The only thing loot boxes should honestly be for is for cosmetics.

  • @pixellizard1850
    @pixellizard1850 6 лет назад +180

    8:53
    Are we going to ignore that Cloud talked with Squall and they agreed to hate FF13?
    Also , I don't know if FF13 thing as a reference , because I never played

    • @TodayLifeIsGoood
      @TodayLifeIsGoood 6 лет назад +1

      Nope, we are not^^

    • @Nero_Eclipse
      @Nero_Eclipse 6 лет назад +8

      Kinda hard not to when the memory of playing the worst Final Fantasy game ever brings unfathomable rage...

    • @darksaiyan9103
      @darksaiyan9103 6 лет назад +9

      @@Nero_Eclipse that was 12 m8

    • @ShyBiiteVT
      @ShyBiiteVT 6 лет назад +18

      @@Nero_Eclipse You sure FF13 is the worst one? What about Mystic Quest?

    • @marcos2492
      @marcos2492 6 лет назад +14

      ​@@ShyBiiteVT Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

  • @AlexanderLR
    @AlexanderLR 6 лет назад +49

    I really like the fact that there's more animated scenes in this episode. XD

  • @09Gamerlegend
    @09Gamerlegend 6 лет назад +21

    YOU GUYS ANIMATED YOUR OWN SCENE INTO THE SERIES!!! 11:29
    I FRICKIN LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!
    (#TANKCERATOPS)

  • @Wastedweasel311
    @Wastedweasel311 6 лет назад +374

    Dude open fired on Yuffie I'm done😆

  • @LordBloodraven
    @LordBloodraven 6 лет назад +731

    7:14 Okay, end the series here. Nothing else happened. Why?
    *BECAUSE I SAID SO DAMMIT!*
    (sigh) Okay, let's grind to this Depressing Finish.

    • @MyPisceanNature
      @MyPisceanNature 6 лет назад +24

      Aeris > Tifa

    • @Omnishredder
      @Omnishredder 6 лет назад +21

      @@Basch152 I think the temple of the ancients will be full of comedy because it's a maze, and the demons gate... Don't forget the clock part, now there's serious stuff they can do with that for laughs

    • @gekkokkid
      @gekkokkid 6 лет назад +31

      liten it's going to happen and it going to be pretty funny when we get to the point of cloud losing his goddamn mind and ending up on that wheel chair?? WHY?! because this is abridged we all know they are going to give a us a inside look at clouds mind and it's going to be a world of rainbow color horses and we are GOING TO EAT THAT HORSE!

    • @kobayashibrynhild9622
      @kobayashibrynhild9622 6 лет назад +7

      @@gekkokkid Sounds about right.

    • @Queen3210
      @Queen3210 6 лет назад +25

      @@MyPisceanNature Appreciate your opinion, but strongly disagree. Zack and Aerith belong together, she only was interested in Cloud because he reminded her of him.

  • @Imbor3dk
    @Imbor3dk 6 лет назад +118

    I love this series. The thumbnail looks amazing! And keep up the work TFS cause I love y'all. Also my notification seem to only work with this channel, I don't mind thou. I've done so many edits cause I love all of this! Love it! Plus the animation they made for this fits with it. Aww this episode made my day

  • @joseph5821
    @joseph5821 5 лет назад +11

    I don't know why but my favorite part in the whole epi is Cid going "There's Monsters in the Ocean" at 8:37 all chill like lol

  • @maellesaliou5871
    @maellesaliou5871 4 года назад +12

    This date between Aerith and Cloud was so fucking touching and precious T^T wish we'll have a scene like that in the future parts of the ramake. Also Caith sith is pretty interresting in this parody when we already know it's Reeve behind it (also makes me curious about how he will be in the remake).
    Also : TANKCERATOPS !!

  • @caryh8
    @caryh8 6 лет назад +164

    You thought it was an answering machine, but it me DI--OH...

    • @guilhermecunha2969
      @guilhermecunha2969 6 лет назад +2

      caryh8 kono dio da

    • @Solqueen86
      @Solqueen86 6 лет назад +1

      The moment I scroll down and start reading this the very quote was being said

  • @iprainwater7461
    @iprainwater7461 6 лет назад +45

    I think I can speak for everyone watching this; We NEED a tank-ceratops tee shirt with the crew riding on said tank-ceratops.

    • @GHMasta
      @GHMasta 6 лет назад +5

      With a message at the back saying, "BUY MY MERCHANDISE!!!!"

    • @PopstAhri
      @PopstAhri 6 лет назад

      @@GHMasta I agree with these ideas! Tell me when it's a thing so I may throw money at it. Large piles of money. :D

    • @eggomyweggo6576
      @eggomyweggo6576 6 лет назад

      YES

  • @0axis771
    @0axis771 6 лет назад +126

    Huh, neat way of handling the dating scene as you guys did. A bit sad at the harsh irony they said to one another. But I am liking how Cloud is starting to develop little by little. And how the chase with Sephiroth is starting to deconstruct Cloud, which is exactly what does happen. Oof, things are not gonna end well later on.

    • @Jungoguy
      @Jungoguy 6 лет назад +7

      Axis I rally hope they keep it a tear jerker

    • @Sirxeko
      @Sirxeko 6 лет назад +11

      Their version misses a very important part of the original though. Aerith isnt being romantic in the actual scene. She is actually showing concern for his mental wellbeing. She has detected that there is something wrong with him and is trying to get to the bottom of it. Same thing with the Tifa version. She also knows Cloud isnt acting like Cloud, and she knows he was wrong about what happened in Nibelheim. So both girls feel like there is something seriously wrong with Cloud, and both girls are trying to figure it out. Neither of them are acting romantically in the original scenes. Though Aerith expressed an interest in moving on from Zack, and Tifa expressed past romantic feelings when they were younger, so both could be interpreted as hinting at a possible relationship after he fixed his mental issues. But mostly they are both just conveying that they know something is wrong. That is the point of the scene. Foreshadowing.

    • @0axis771
      @0axis771 6 лет назад +17

      ​@@Sirxeko While that is true, you're sort of missing how this Aerith isn't meant to be the same Aerith from the original. The original Aerith was more or less this omniscient girl that knew everything and also understood what Cloud was really. But this Aerith is a girl that is simply trying to reject her own lineage, the notion of being a Cetra, her connection with the Planet, and even trying to deny that Zack was dead. But right now, she's learning to cope with it, as well as starting to also accept both Zack's death and moving on from it, along with her Cetra lineage.
      They are focusing on trying to tell a story for Aerith here.

    • @onixrobot2031
      @onixrobot2031 6 лет назад +8

      But let's be real...They Got Everyone In A Date. The one true dilemma to VII solved in one scene.

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X 6 лет назад +30

    Vincent Valentine and Red XIII were my favorite teammates in the game, this Abridged just makes me love them more.

  • @CaptainBlastem
    @CaptainBlastem 6 лет назад +54

    4:29 deadass though she was pissing her pants.

    • @Jawesomness16
      @Jawesomness16 6 лет назад +2

      Vale Yard only problem is that she doesn’t wear pants

    • @allenhernandez3350
      @allenhernandez3350 6 лет назад

      What was she doing then?

    • @Jawesomness16
      @Jawesomness16 6 лет назад +5

      @@allenhernandez3350 look close and you can see a bottle beside her.

    • @cooppp
      @cooppp 6 лет назад +4

      Checked the comments to see if anyone else thought that

  • @TheRyantherenegade
    @TheRyantherenegade 6 лет назад +102

    Who else is excited because Barret's gonna get Bahamut soon?

    • @csab8642
      @csab8642 6 лет назад +1

      What?!?!

    • @The810kid
      @The810kid 6 лет назад +19

      @@csab8642 the temple of the ancients is where you first get the bahamut Materia

    • @quickman2663
      @quickman2663 6 лет назад +3

      I'm excited for Bahamut Hearts III

    • @WillowAlchemist
      @WillowAlchemist 6 лет назад +3

      @@winnietheboogaloo4584 its circle square x x and its the huge materia, you get bahamut zero in bugenhagens attic if you have bahamut and neo bahamut

    • @Dante_S550_Turbo
      @Dante_S550_Turbo 6 лет назад +2

      Which Bahamut? Bahamut Fighterz or Bahamut no Hero Academeia?

  • @Kellzan
    @Kellzan 6 лет назад +176

    drunk tifa is still the best character

    • @cjvs1604
      @cjvs1604 6 лет назад +2

      TANKCERATOOOOOOOOPS!

    • @rdphoenix07
      @rdphoenix07 6 лет назад

      Totally agree!

    • @martiandracula7771
      @martiandracula7771 6 лет назад

      @@cjvs1604 I have been trying to make English Captions for this episode and Tifa held me back with that line for 30 minutes. Thank you.

  • @josephfoy9218
    @josephfoy9218 6 лет назад +100

    I wish Tankceratops would join the party :(

    • @csab8642
      @csab8642 6 лет назад +1

      Oh hell ya!!!

    • @csab8642
      @csab8642 6 лет назад

      @PhoenixHelix my money's on Bahamut

    • @seanjohnson5706
      @seanjohnson5706 6 лет назад

      @PhoenixHelix depends which bahumet

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 6 лет назад +1

      He's too good for that bad of schmucks.

    • @patrickdees5256
      @patrickdees5256 6 лет назад +3

      Tankceratops is the pistachio of this series. We all want him to join but sadly it's not meant to be.

  • @DJScorpion234Forever
    @DJScorpion234Forever 5 лет назад +11

    Am I the only one that would love to see the entire cast of characters riding the Tankceratops in the Final Fantasy 7 Remake?

  • @EvilSandwich
    @EvilSandwich 6 лет назад +91

    Ahhhh, the wonderful alternate universe where people who make lootboxes actually get their well deserved comeuppance instead of actually doing really well by mentally damaging the 2 to 5% of their player base with very real gambling addictions.
    And doing SO well at it, they can afford to piss off the other 95 to 98% of their players that actually hate it and want it to stop.

    • @whoknows7968
      @whoknows7968 6 лет назад +11

      Actually lately those companies have been getting the shaft when it comes to stocks. Not sure why the reaction happened so late but hey I'm not complaining

    • @EvilSandwich
      @EvilSandwich 6 лет назад +8

      @@whoknows7968 Video game publisher stocks were way overvalued all year due to the sudden spike of money coming in from lootboxes and MTX. Now that the spike has stopped increasing and stabilized, the stocks are readjusting to their correct, lower, level. Its a boring explanation unfortunately. lol

  • @XenojinHayabusa615
    @XenojinHayabusa615 6 лет назад +23

    1:53
    Barret had to use at least 50 phoenix downs just to get his anger out

    • @TheSpectator7
      @TheSpectator7 6 лет назад +11

      Great so Barret used up All the Phoenix Downs then, that explains alot!

  • @MrTron2008
    @MrTron2008 6 лет назад +65

    Then I met a guy with a gunblade then we agreed the worst number is 13. I am dead

  • @coryandre348
    @coryandre348 6 лет назад +17

    Tankceratops: "I'M BEING HELD CAPTIVE!!!!"

  • @kittykatjagirl
    @kittykatjagirl 5 лет назад +7

    That moment between Cloud and Aerith hit me harder this time...thanks for that.

  • @m.s.e.advanced2842
    @m.s.e.advanced2842 6 лет назад +303

    Y'all ready for Super Smash Bahamut Ultimate?

    • @Finchyay
      @Finchyay 6 лет назад +21

      Super Smash Bros Bahamut
      Super Bahamut Bros Ultimate

    • @ThatGuy-pj5qy
      @ThatGuy-pj5qy 6 лет назад +9

      Hell yeah, but sadly my pre-ordered copy won't arrive for another week because its shipped all the way from Louisville, Kentucky.
      I live in Seattle by the way :(

    • @groovyfox2889
      @groovyfox2889 6 лет назад +5

      I hope I can get my Bahamut Galeem soon...

    • @zenogias01
      @zenogias01 6 лет назад +3

      Super Bahamut Brawl

    • @MR-1
      @MR-1 6 лет назад

      YOS

  • @charabrazuca9157
    @charabrazuca9157 6 лет назад +30

    LOL That reference to Banana Suit (Daddy) Greatgrandpappy Cid the 6th at the very beginning was gold.

    • @Rage_Templar
      @Rage_Templar 6 лет назад

      I would it not be Cid the 5th Cause there was no Cid during the "War of Chaos" where the warriors of light prophecy came true. I Recall where there no one named "Cid" they encountered on their adventure. Trust me I would know Mrhappy1227 is my teacher.

    • @BobTheArchmage
      @BobTheArchmage 6 лет назад +1

      @@Rage_Templar He exists in the remakes of Final Fantasy 1, where Cid is mentioned as the original creator of the Airship the warriors of light get.

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 6 лет назад +3

      Maybe Cid VI would've taken the banana suit off if his granddaughter had gotten his meals to him on time and paid attention to his diet. Kids these days I swear...

  • @marlom7882
    @marlom7882 6 лет назад +72

    “I wish there was something pointless I could enjoy”
    You could actually enjoy life

  • @TheWrathsblade
    @TheWrathsblade 6 лет назад +21

    So Tifa rides on the Tricera like Jinx on a missile.....good day for references to my fav champ since first realizing who voiced her

  • @EmeraldEmberprodz
    @EmeraldEmberprodz 5 лет назад +17

    10:22 Vincent: “dips on the organs”

  • @beta1177
    @beta1177 6 лет назад +318

    “And then some guy with a gun blade showed up, and we both agreed, xiii is the worst number.”

    • @Loremastrful
      @Loremastrful 6 лет назад +31

      Lightning! Sounds like needs to get thunderstruck.

    • @SonicBlue92
      @SonicBlue92 6 лет назад +12

      @@Loremastrful
      Thunderstruck? Ha! She needs to get Shulk'd!

    • @princeofddr
      @princeofddr 6 лет назад +46

      I love that it’s a double meaning. Since they could also be talking about Organization 13

    • @torn5329
      @torn5329 6 лет назад +7

      pffffttt i frickin' choked when i heard that

    • @FelixSeptem
      @FelixSeptem 6 лет назад +7

      My favorite joke hands down in this series.

  • @Doom_Guy__
    @Doom_Guy__ 6 лет назад +675

    They should abridge black lagoon.

    • @Tattybirch96
      @Tattybirch96 6 лет назад +40

      If anybody could do it, its team four star.

    • @Edax_Royeaux
      @Edax_Royeaux 6 лет назад +29

      Seriously, what is taking Nowacking for-goddamn-ever?

    • @nunyabusiness9428
      @nunyabusiness9428 6 лет назад +2

      Yes please!!!

    • @darksamurai73
      @darksamurai73 6 лет назад +4

      Thatd be epic

    • @lostgamer64
      @lostgamer64 6 лет назад +17

      It is already abridged by one of their team members Jessi Nowaking

  • @SmallMight
    @SmallMight 6 лет назад +246

    Hell yes

  • @iluvsonicxshadow
    @iluvsonicxshadow 6 лет назад +9

    "*sob*I don't even f**king know you anymore, man"
    Cloud's pain brought me so much joy XD

  • @Crystallized278
    @Crystallized278 6 лет назад +23

    Was I the only one who laughed when Cid admitted they had been going around in circles?

  • @invyt
    @invyt 6 лет назад +45

    For real though, this is probably my favorite show on the internet besides Dragonball Z Abridged.

  • @TWKReviewsOLD
    @TWKReviewsOLD 6 лет назад +10

    Drunk Tifa is best Tifa and perhaps my favorite character in this abridged series thus far. All of the props in the world to Sarah Ann Williams for her excellent performance.

  • @animefan77
    @animefan77 6 лет назад +6

    9:41- After all the still images of reimagined drawings for the characters with mouth flaps- this is the first time, there's been any animation in the redrawn style and not the original game.

  • @mckenzie.latham91
    @mckenzie.latham91 5 лет назад +37

    "stop talking like that bill"
    "He's over here lady"
    lol ghost has no chill for that crap.

    • @kenpoarniceguy1
      @kenpoarniceguy1 5 лет назад +2

      Well considering how drunk she is and where she is looking...

  • @ricardotorres836
    @ricardotorres836 6 лет назад +10

    10:07
    Ghost: "He's over here, lady"

  • @joeldenney1135
    @joeldenney1135 6 лет назад +93

    Am I the only one who cheered when they rode on tankceratops?

    • @Nero_Eclipse
      @Nero_Eclipse 6 лет назад +6

      I think everyone else went "Weeeeeeeeee..."

    • @zekecooper6055
      @zekecooper6055 6 лет назад +7

      NOPE I'm right there with YOU

    • @aca9874
      @aca9874 6 лет назад +4

      No I was on the floor

    • @Dracotonis
      @Dracotonis 6 лет назад

      I went woooot!!!!

  • @brandongalvan6603
    @brandongalvan6603 6 лет назад +15

    Drunk Tifa never gets old.

  • @bloodpanthera9300
    @bloodpanthera9300 6 лет назад +14

    Man, these last episodes saw some real character development, I love it when cartoon jokes get real personalities and characters, oh yeah and this drawing are damn nice, keep up this great work, I'm already awaiting the next episode!

  • @micahkelly833
    @micahkelly833 6 лет назад +73

    8:53
    did squall warn cloud about ff13

    • @FloofPuppy
      @FloofPuppy 5 лет назад +2

      @@KorgCrimson No, Roxas being 13 is the best.
      Lightning in 13 is... well, you know.

  • @ZacSonicMee
    @ZacSonicMee 4 года назад +38

    "Then, some guy with a gunblade showed up and after a quick talk, we both agreed XIII is the worst number."
    "Wait come back Lightning!" -That one lady in Nibelheim

  • @suuppeerrrbakanky
    @suuppeerrrbakanky 6 лет назад +32

    I've been waiting for the jojo's bizarre adventure reference from Dio. I think I know what the next t-shirt is gonna be TANKCERATOPS! "I SHOULD BE AN ACTION FIGURE!"

    • @liamwhite3522
      @liamwhite3522 6 лет назад +1

      And strictly never making an action figure of him.

  • @HiperPivociarz
    @HiperPivociarz 6 лет назад +55

    6:36 Please tell me those are voices for kid Trunks and kid Goten

  • @Iron8127
    @Iron8127 5 лет назад +3

    1:05 i can agreed wholely with Barret and Cloud. That is a world worth fighting for in my book. Kudos,Cloud and Barret. You have an answer that i can get behind..

  • @The_Evening_Sun
    @The_Evening_Sun 6 лет назад +93

    what's with this hatred between different weather phenomena? sqaull and cloud both hate lightning.

    • @antitheist3206
      @antitheist3206 6 лет назад +20

      Without a cloud, lightning can't form.
      Squalls bring rain, which often leads to lightning.
      So basically, lightning wouldn't exist without these two.
      At least that's the smart way to take that joke, I think.

    • @CidGuerreiro1234
      @CidGuerreiro1234 6 лет назад +4

      Isn't that supposed to be a jab at Final Fantasy XIII, just like 13 being the worst number? 'Cause FFXIII sucked balls.

    • @The_Evening_Sun
      @The_Evening_Sun 6 лет назад +5

      @@CidGuerreiro1234 it had quite a few issues and it's no where near the best but I wouldn't call it the worst, there are far worse ff games than XIII.

    • @CidGuerreiro1234
      @CidGuerreiro1234 6 лет назад +2

      @@The_Evening_Sun Either way, I'm pretty sure they were taking a jab at it.

    • @The_Evening_Sun
      @The_Evening_Sun 6 лет назад +1

      @@CidGuerreiro1234 that or KH bad guys

  • @NateIsCorrupt
    @NateIsCorrupt 4 года назад +3

    Tankceratops is love, Tankceratops is life. Keep bringing him back, he's so funny!

  • @logicaloverdrive8197
    @logicaloverdrive8197 6 лет назад +48

    I... I’m not ready.... I knew it had to come eventually... but... I.... I just... L-let’s just focus on that DIO joke. No need t-to worry...

    • @zenogias01
      @zenogias01 6 лет назад +5

      Cheer up! We've still got seven episodes in the season.
      Seven episodes.
      To build the suspense.
      Seven more weeks . . .

    • @DevilHunter1994
      @DevilHunter1994 6 лет назад +4

      @@zenogias01 Didn't they say this season was going to be shorter due to having a more suitable cut off point? Gee....I wonder what they could POSSIBLY be referring to. I couldn't imagine ANYTHING that could serve as a suitable endpoint for the season coming up in the very near future....Seriously I'd guess we have two more weeks at most. Prepare yourselves now.

    • @TBONE_2004
      @TBONE_2004 6 лет назад

      "You're all going to die..." - Mr. Popo

  • @scream6671
    @scream6671 6 лет назад +10

    When Tifa is drunk enough she always finds a way XD

  • @christopherrandolph4980
    @christopherrandolph4980 6 лет назад +25

    Nice Shot at EA with the loot boxes good job

  • @philosophichuman1507
    @philosophichuman1507 6 лет назад +12

    "Oh that's cause we are."
    *antfish intensifies*

  • @matthewmac5787
    @matthewmac5787 6 лет назад +24

    6:27 "yes cloud like a _DaTe_ " *BACK FOUL DEMON!!!!*

    • @nathanevans1382
      @nathanevans1382 6 лет назад +2

      @Higgs Bonbon YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD, MONSTER!