Best Of Final Fantasy 7 Machinabridged
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- Опубликовано: 26 июн 2024
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Original Series: • Final Fantasy 7: Machi...
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0:00 Season 1
35:06 Season 2
1:14:04 Season 3
1:35:55 Season 4
2:03:16 Finale Movie 
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Hey this video seems to Popping The Hell Off recently so I'm going to do some self promotion, here's my compilation of TFS Hellsing Ultimate Abridged that I had to reupload 3 times because of copyright and got absolutely slaughtered by the algorithm ruclips.net/video/tzbW9Xbnvxo/видео.htmlsi=JycVFfrakexs6wHL
“Well aren’t you all a ragtag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts.”
So…they’re a D&D party?
at least one player at the dnd party
Technically yes,
Tifa: Monk
Cloud: Fighter
Aerith: Druid
Barret: Barbarian
Yuffie: Rouge
The entirety of Final Fantasy is based on D&D to begin with, so yeah
@@Taliatheartist Vincent: Gunslinger/warlock multiclass
So Red XIII is the bard?
Best of FFVII Machinaabridged... basically 95% of the series.
Actually it runs about 6½ hours in it's entirety. So about 30% was used
@Flamyll fair enough. I never said I was good at math, after all, I never made SOLDIER.
@@thegoldentriforce542 None of us made soldier 😔
More like the first season until it jumped the shark and started taking itself too seriously just like Team Four Star did with DBZA.
@@Zelink108 Wah wah Baby Pharoah wants milk. Somebody fetch me a nipple!
‘Because of the awful falafel, I’ve become unlawfully awful’
Fucking genius!
WORD PLAYYYYYY
I think it's supposed to be "offal falafel"...but I've been known to be completely wrong, and my source for the second fact is me.
10:15 I’m putting this here for future me
"THAT IS AN OPINION YOU ARE HAVING!!!"
As a teacher, I use that line a lot.
32:38 "WHY?! Why would you do that sweet flower girl?!" 😂😂
“It looked hurt” I literally fell laughing but cute in a way.
Sarah Anne Williams’ performance as Tifa is what made me fall in love with her as an actress. She’s absolutely hilarious when she gets snarky or hotheaded, but she still manages to deliver the motherly tenderness of OG Tifa during key emotional moments (such as when she gives her “let’s be dumb kids together” speech to Yuffie, and when she finally helps repair Cloud’s mind).
2:06:54 Oh god they knew about Queen's Blood.
I think it supposed to be the card game from either Final Fantasy nine or eight or the Pokémon TCG either way that was a Simpsons level prediction
@@starvoltnexus3139FF8. God that Card Game was fun.
I realized this series handled Cait Sith with way more respect than the actual game.
Least until rebirth
My favorite line from Cid: "What the F&@# is a Bugenhagen!"
Okay, but Tifa's VA fucking NAILING that "WHY?!?!?!" in response to Hojo's...experiments was just... *chef's kiss.*
My favorite parts were anytime Tifa cared for Cloud, or when she says "That's Hot".
*Does 50 damage* “There! Follow my lead!”
“Okay i’ll cast fire!” *does 70 damage*
“FIRE DOESNT WORK ON ROBOTS”
brother neither does your gun
At least the gun doesn’t cost mp.
I mean if you shoot something enough times it would definitely work on a robot
7 stories later… 23 stories later… 55 stories later…
Hol’ up, isn’t there only 70 floors in the Shinra building?
Yes, but those stairs only went up until the 59th.
@@Kainync 7+23+55=85 those are all together more stairs than the Shinra building
6:52 I love how even Barret was horrified by Tifa's threat, he hadn't even started to like cloud by this point
This is like the first parody of FF7 in the history of the internet, and that is a LONG FUCKING LIST my dudes, to actually understand Cloud. Seriously i went back and played the original, expecting this broody angsty sword boi, and no! Hes a goof! This version actually isnt that far off! He thinks he's The Guy, he wants to BE The Guy so bad. And in many ways, ones even he isnt aware of, he actually is. Just, ya know, not in any of the ways he wants.
exACTLY
Actually, the first parody of FF7 was by this RUclipsr cloudstrife8, though it's up to you which one's your cup of tea.
Outstanding party development and CloudXTifa despite all odds.
Taking everything into context of the abridged, Tifa is an awful friend in the beginning of FF7. Cloud just gets back from being essentially tortured and Tifa immediately asks him to incriminate himself.
She doesn’t know that though lol, and originally I believe she was doing it to keep an eye on him
THIS IS MY FEETTTTTISSSHHHH
I HAVE BECOME MY FETISH
@@Daniel-ew4fsNo, You have become your demise!
FREE HERRR!!!!
@@nicholasmaddocks7545There will be no abominations created on this day!
THERE WILL BE NO ABOMINATIONS MADE TODAY!!!!
Okay, first time watcher, and I mighta spit out my drink when Cloud said "Those are squalls, nobody likes those."
Throw that fucking shade!
But at least the two of them agreed 13 is the worse 😂
30:39 I like how it just keeps going…sometimes it be like that
Man, i forgot how disgustingly unlikable Tifa was in the first 2 seasons... The main cast as a whole, but especially Tifa.
Kinda impressive that they managed to make a full 180 after *that* moment & make it work
I like that they didn't ruin her death. It's sad. It effects all of them. They let the moment sit. It's better writing than any Modern movie. Let emotions sit.
Great compilation but I have one joke I am disappointed to see passed over: Hooded figures in Nibelhheim screaming reunion at an exasperated Cloud
12:35 TFS totally called the Remake Gym peeps! GG
Aerith healing Ashton, the Zolom! Loooool!
When Bugenhangen demonstrated the whole life and soul being slurped from that planet... 2 lifeless, soulless husks came out of it.
The first was the planet, cracking like a cookie.
The second was the thing used in the intro as the jingle.
You just Cloud'ed it soldier Style!
"Best of" and it leaves out Guiseppe... *italian gasp*
Well, it’s been 2.5 years since my last abridged series compilation of Code MENT, and that’s my 9th most viewed video of all time, so I figured I might as well finally make another one. I’ll definitely do Hellsing Ultimate Abridged and DBZ Abridged at some point, maybe even Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged or SAO Abridged if those wrap up within the next decade. There’s also a playlist for these now which you can find in the description. Blah blah blah TFS owns this series and Square Enix owns the game and I don’t make any money off this please watch episode 1 of the Danganronpa Zero audiobook on Thursday you’re all based
NEXT TIME: *STARS…* but in HD!
Thank you, you're a quality best of compiler and these abridgments need quality recognition!
PurpleEyesWTF and Antfish get too similar, but that's Purple as the Don's guard right?
@@TheVOODOO271 Yep, that’s him
All of Red XIII
"Status report: Where do I begin..."
To Cloud and Tifa: "DID YOU GUYS F*CK YET?"
IIIII CANNN SMELLLL THE COOOOOSSSSSSSMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Hey Sephdog its the Clouders, is the best line in this
Rewatching this, the one thing I really love is how in Season 1, you completely sympathize with Cloud & his clear misery towards the situation throughout the entirely of the Season! Because despite his blatant flaws (A Dork, Big Ego, Insensitive at Times & Pretty Aloof), it's clear he didn't want OR ask for ANY this Terrorist Nonsense! Plus, for how POORLY many of these Lunatics he meets (aside from Aerith) both treat him & force him down this miserable road! It's to a point to where Cloud's Pissed-Off Speech towards Tifa (at the season's end) is not only VERY Justified, but COMPLETELY Satisfying...
And then throughout Season 2, you slowly (or quickly) start to realize that Cloud is ABSOLUTELY no better than ANY of these Lunatics (aside from Tifa to an extent) he's still been journeying with, by slowly showing off all his WORST traits in action. In Fact, here's a short list;
1: His WHOLE recount of Sephiroth & Nibelheim!
2: Him trying to act like a tryhard Badass with Sunglasses just to "prove" himself!
3: His "Yeah, So Just Get Over It!" to Barret just AFTER Aerith comforted the gun-armed dude!
4: And Finally, Him "politely" saying Zack was dead & never coming back to BOTH Aerith AND Zack's Parents!
Barret's "You Fucked Up!" towards Cloud goes from just, "Barret being unreasonable asshole" to "Wow Cloud, you REALLY can be a Screw Up!" Luckily, Cloud DOES redeem himself & become a better person, but still, by S2 he's definitely lost his privilege of being the ONLY (Real) Straight-Man of this VERY Dysfunctional Cast!
Hojo's laugh fuckin slays me every time
season 1 was golden man
SHPULDER! DEED! CLOUD!
Bless you sir
Barret is my favorite.
I’ve been thinking about TFS!Marlene having a gun If she was taught to use it safely. Then it should be fine maybe Or am I giving too much credit being way to optimistic?
Your possibly being to optimistic about it this is Barret and Tifa after all trusting an 6 or 8 year old girl with a gun that's loaded (I can never remember how old Marlene is but I think she's 8 in advent children and that's set 2 years after the events of ff7 so she's around 6 7 or 8)
Definitely being too optimistic, they left her in charge of a bar
*cloud and tifa grieving*
barrett (i think): u guys f#ck yet?!
the way this accurately portrayed one of the biggest misconceptions of the game amongst western audiences 😭💀
It was red because I remember Scott naming Curt as the guy delivering the line.
Wait how is it a misconception I thought the dialogue on the highwind after that scene specifically alluded to that
DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS SUCKAAAAA *Selects BIG GUNS*
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
All you got do is not fuck up....did you fuck up😂
Is it weird that I want tankceratops tv show to be real😂
2 hours of goodness content
dont fuck it up!
1:44:44 is fascinating
Zack: wake up...
Tifa:.. you useless fucking waste of oxygen
1 drug please
My man.
4:47 dont they mean sector 1? Sector 7 was where Avalanche hq was at.
One drugs please.
Do good. Be good. For those that are and for those that will be.
Soo . . . . . only one Question left . . . . . . . Was Palmer Isekai'd by Truck kun ????
Yes
Am I the only one kinda bothered by the various jabs at FF8? I know that it's mostly joking, but jokes can still have points behind them... 😮💨
This was funny until they jumped the shark and had their heads up their asses and started taking themselves too seriously just like they did with DBZA, the finale didn’t make me laugh once and pushed all these stupid serious moments that ultimately sucked if you aren’t a simp. They really overstepped on what a parody is supposed to be, now this feels like more of a cringey alternate dub, same with several modern abridged series that are trying to copy TFS (Except for Yugioh Abridged, LittleKuriboh thankfully seems to understand what an abridged series is and is staying true to itself with having zero serious moments)
TFS’s DBZ abridged was good from Saiyan to Frieza saga but then Android to cell saga afterwards was a whole redub.. It became less about jokes and more about serious moments, literally ripping off the source material.
They were talking about doing the boo saga. They have a patreon going. The decided they wouldn't do anymore DBZA, but didn't tell the patreons for 3 months. Coincidentally it was also christmas seasons, almost like they didn't want to rock the boat until they had a last hurrah.
Changing Android 16's speech was the biggest offense since they clearly didn't understand what was going on at that moment and turned it into an edgefest. I really couldn't watch the end of the Cell games, but the last chapters didn't make me laugh once and I had to pause the damn thing several times. I'm really not interested in their “super original ideas”, those suck.