@@groudonvert7286believe it or not I frequently found myself getting turned around whenever i took one of the forks to grab a chest. Then again my sense of direction is so bad i can get turned around while looking at a map and flying in ff14 so i’m sorta on exception
His game is actually worse but not worse than ffii. I don’t think any of them are bad as I enjoyed all of them but those two were the ones that I found to be the most poorly done. FFIIs leveling system was the fucking worst. I absolutely hated needing to level up spells I mean for fucks sake when I buy a 50000 Gil spell I want it to do more than 500 damage on my maxed out character.
@@blackchase6732 Because Bhunivelze is a massive dick. He killed his mother, then he spiritually castrated his daughter, all to get even more power, which he was then unable to wield because he can't create Chaos and soul stuff, which pisses him off even more, so he decides to kill everybody. Even his favourites Pulse and Lindzei were dicks who created Fal-Cie and imbued them with purposes they can't defy. Barthendalus did all that manipulation precisely because he was unable to off himself as a result of his focus demanding that he be Cocoon's administrator, so he needed somebody else to kill him in order to awaken Orphan (who itself was stuck in a semi-dead sleep state until that point because its purpose was to sleep and act as Cocoon's power source). Etro was the only decent god amongst the pantheon in the XIII games (Bhunivelze's mother is proper dead after passing on the role overseeing Chaos to her) and she constantly fucks up every time she tries to help.
@@Japaneseanimeguy but, etro in the end won. Thanks to her interfering, the timeline wot fucked up. If she didn't created the paradox, lightning would never became a god-like character. Light wouldn't have sent Noel with Serah, they wouldn't have defeated Caius, bringing chaos to the world, creating Nova Chrystallia, and, finally, killing Bhunivelze. Etro loved humanity, as humans are born from etro as seen in the dead dunes. To her, letting humans be free is a win situation.
Stop this parody right here! This is a cease and desist order! The blue-haired lawyer with glasses and a grey suit coming in to tell the characters are being sued was done by the Simpsons. We'll be taking this to court.
Stop this RUclips comment right there! Telling people that what they're doing has been done by The Simpsons has been done by South Park. I am hereby serving you with a subpoena.
That lawyer took Cloud and Barret for a ride to scam them out of the legal fees, it definitely counts as a homage if the same company that owns FF7 does it. That money could have gone into Marlene's college education, Barret!
It was really fun voicing Fang in this project! I loved doing that bad Australian accent. Would you believe me if I told you that I recited Steve Irwin’s Crocodile Hunter episodes to practice for it?
well she only got stuck in a relm with no time for 500 years fought a war for 500 years protected the world became its saviour and killed the asshole himself
@@blackchase6732 Bhunivelze: tries to keep creation from falling apart, tries to create a new world once the old one is destroyed, tries to create a paradise where the human race can live in peace and happiness, and only changes his plans once Lightning screws up the original ones. yes, he is TOTALLY an asshole.
@@christopherbravo1813 yep he killed his mom and took her power to have control over the physical world he threw etro just cause he accidentlly made her closer to his mom he tortured hope for 168 years and destroyed his heart when hope was a bout to create a cure for chaos to save humanity he used him like a tool and then killed him he was tricking lightning into bringing him the humans souls so they can all be under his control he was gonna doom her and turn her into the new etro he made pulse and lindsei do his work for thousands of years while he just slept and do you know the big reward he gave them he turned them into weapons yeah not an asshole
@@blackchase6732 dude, I never said he was perfect. in the end, it's a question of whether the ends justify the means. personally I feel bad for Bhunivelze and feel like he didn't deserve to be rejected and cast down by the beings he was trying to lead into paradise.
I think 13 gets more shit on than it deserves, (I don't take FF11 or 14 into consideration because their mmo's) 13 has the loudest, toxic minority-fanbase of all ff-titles. It's not a bad game, I had fun while playing it, but imo it was overhyped and also was followed by the disaster that was 14 1.0 and is often critiqued as the point where the franchise started to become kinda stale. I think it's a good game with some major flaws (the character-development with the crystal-system is a good example because unlike a normal rpg you can't grind to get an advantage for the majority of the game) but not a good Final Fantasy-game. Although I also think that we didn't get a good FF-game after 9, so take my opinion with a grain of salt. Also it's totally fine to have different opinions^^
This was actually the first FF game I really enjoyed! I tried 7, 8, 9, 10 and 4 before and none of them really did it for me. Because of it's linear storytelling and the great combat I really felt immersed and loved the characters and their stories.
I grew to love FFXIII-2 the more I played it. But this one I can just sort of put up with. That's not to say that I don't play it occasionally. Because I do.
I implore you to find a FF13 fan, I am a hardcore ff fanatic and even I see ff13 as a horrendous hole in an otherwise perfect franchise. And I loved ff8
You guys missed a big joke on the fact that Lightning was not even the most common Party Leader, people used ~Fang~ Australian Lesbian since her attack was high and Com/Rav/Rav OCD
Lightning was always my leader because she's well-rounded and I never leave healing to an AI. Been killed off too many times waiting for that damn heal to come. But Fang replaced Snow as my tank character with toggling between Vanille or Sazh as my third person, depending on the battle.
I swap between Lightning and Fang a lot.. One awesomely insane thing about Lightning is her Axis blades that charge ATB on hit.. Couple that with her as a commando which has a passive that fills ATB when attacking an enemy with status ailments this all stacks and your ATB is off the charts.. Ontop of that you can use her army of one and swap between ravager and commando and drive the chain guage while also filling ATB. "I AIN'T NO ONES SLAVE!!"
That's only emdgame though, when you get all their special attacks. Otherwise Lightning was always my leader, with Fang and either Vanille or Hope as 3rd
Come on now, RAB. I know this is a parody, but I see Lightning SMILING in the still image. Everyone knows Lightning can't smile. and if she does, she's been replaced by a pod person.
14:04 is even more ridiculous when you learn Lightning actually has the second-lowest HP in the game, making her one of the worst choices for party leader.
@@fearedjames Is the damage output of a commando at all affected by whether they are the party leader? I used Fang, Lightning, and Hope and made Fang the leader because she was the least likely to drop to 0 HP
@@Colgruv it's more the fact that the AI follows a strict script and does actions in blocks and pairs. You can optimize more with manual input.Sometimes the AI will not use the full ATB bar because the actions are queued in a specific way.(and you can see the inefficiencies if you do autobattle as a synergist or Sabo teur) There's also each characters ultimate and atb refresh/cancels.
I prefer Lightning for 3 reasons: 1. Her stats are the most balanced; there are at least 2 people better then her at everything, but they lag behind her at something else. 2. Her primary jobs are the most effective in any situation; commando, ravenger, healer beats out any other character. 3. She can get a weapon that can increase her ATB speed by like 50 percent, early on.
@@Bustaperizm Actually I do love black coffee. It's a favorite of mine, but I will switch it up occasionally. Don't want to get bored with the thing that powers my soul and heart.
Y'know I never thought about that whole "train" thing with Cloud x Barret and Lightning x Sazh. But OH...I'm dying here. But you got guys got Vanille's voice down perfectly. Same with Fang. Great job guys! Oh man I forgot so much stuff. Dude voicing Barthandelus sounds like Clancy Brown.
Probably the most accurate of the FF parodies. I loved Vanille and Fang's voice work, all the lawsuits, how Hope saw Snow and his mother and best of all Snow making out with fake-Serah. This made me laugh so hard, I loved it!
I do enjoy 13 I think it get’s way too much hate, however I also don’t mind parody’s of things I love hence why I watch these videos in the first place.
I didn't think I would say this one day, but Snow was the best character in this episode. He was still stupid, but stupid in a funny way, when normally he's stupid in the way that I just want to punch him in his face ! By the way, will the lawyer be a recurring character? Because I think that Kefka will have some problems with Ardyn, when ff15's episode will come ;)
Problem is, Barthandelus by himself makes sense as he could not destroy humanity directly and I think each character if you were to isolate them do make sense but their interaction with the story and each other was what was iffy. At no point was it hinted that Barthandelus was Orphan and Ragnorak was ????. Also the Coccoon Falcie basically did jack and added no input/thought to Bart's plan too compared to the Pulce Falcie
black chase67 In my opinion I think Barthandelus wasn't an well written final fantasy villain I like the villains from ff x and ffx and ff7 and also ff12 and ff15 and ff9. I also love ff 14. But I do admit that I prefer ff13 over mahou shojo site. I really hate the mahou shojo site anime/manga series. I hate all of the characters in mahou shojo site. At least I like some of the characters in ff13. While I hate all of the characters in mahou shojo site.
Before Fang was checking Vanille's brand in that one scene, I could have sworn Vanille was coping a feel with Fang. I was hoping RABtoons would parody that scene by having the two lez out in front of the rest of the cast.
I really wish the developers didn't use Sahz for comedy so much given he has one of the most tragic stories of the cast and yet hes the least fleshed out given he's a single dad trying to raise his son with a pet chocobo living in his afro.
Just beat this game for the first time a few weeks ago and honestly I loved it, definitely exceeded my expectations especially after the poor reception it got at release. Also the sountrack is insane. Also this parody is absolutely hilarious 10/10
So despite being Pulse L'Cie, their focus to destroy coccoon was supported by the Coccoon FalCie as they were tired of "cuddling" humanity and desired the L'Cie to destroy Coccoon to re-summon God to remake the world and by the end of FF13-2, this did occur so Barthandulus won in the end.
what they saught was to summon their maker the original falcie pulse so he can enter the unseen relm and kill his sister the falcie etro and to be exact kill bheniass s mother meuyn whose already dead and they dont know
They need to not make their games so fucking wordy... It makes the very premise difficult to understand ... Sadly I don't think we will see a good mainline ff game for years to come
@@morriganrenfield8240 Indeed we won't. Game companies don't make games anymore. They make money. Their creativity is bankrupt, their bank account isn't.
@@claude-alexandretrudeau1830 I disagree immensely. There are lots of amazing games still being developed. Hell a lot of them either directly by or published by square enix! (Nier automata, just finished it the other day, 10/10 game easy). We just have to call out the shit for what it is. Video games are a bit more difficult to satisfy a customer base than other entertainment sources due to everyone's potential different experience with them. There are definitely some being phoned in...but ff13 was not phoned in, they clearly put a lot of work in but in all the wrong places...
I watched a 22 minute video for a 10 second Outcasts update? You hacks! Love these videos, even this one despite having almost no memory of playing FFXIII, even though I beat the game.
Imagine their reaction when they meet burthandalus ( sorry if I misspelled it) , the first really hard boss in the game . Burthandalus : *I am Fa l'cie !* Sazh : the f¢€¥ is that ?! Snow : looks like a final form formation gone horribly wrong ! Or what about Orphan ? Orphan : our name is Orphan ... Everyone stares silently before bursting into laughter Orphan : d-don't laugh ! F-fear me ! I'm ... I'm a powerful final boss ! Everyone laughs even more
@@Basch152 thanks for the tip . Pretty much every storyline boss in this game can be made easier with poison since it acts like the sap state from final fantasy 12 . However , I was talking hard boss in a relative comparison
"Hold up, stop right there!" RAB: "Wait, what?" "The corporate lawyer from the Simpsons is now a Disney copyright." RAB: "Hm... Hey Seymour!" *Seymour Guado appears, then punches the lawyer, knocking him the f@ck out* Seymour: "Copyright expired."
6:54 That should have been the Digimon Adventure 02 version of TK. They're basically the same character except TK has divorced parent issues instead of dead mom issues.
Lightning being sued several times, Lightning handing the knife to Hope, The map, the Hope's mom scene and "DIDGERIDOO" got me laughing the hardest. BUT, I was very surprised to see no mention of "Do not cross this line!" xD Love your videos. Keep it up :D
A note on 17:30 cause the game doesn't explain it very well: the fal'cie are robots (angels) created and programmed by Bhunivelze to protect Cocoon so Barthandelus has no choice but to fight the heroes (Ragnarok) even though he doesn't want to.
RABtoons Yep, that's the plot of the story: The main God created these lesser Gods, but the lesser Gods miss their daddy; and they think they can summon him if they kill a lot of people at once. These lesser Gods can't harm humanity nor Cocoon, but they found a loophole by forcing certain humans to do it for them. Extremely poorly explained by the game though. It gets worse because the game explains that these lesser gods are divided in two factions (Cocoon vs Pulse), when actually they're conspiring towards the same goal (kill most of humanity). At least the sequels got rid of most of that nonsense.
"We're fighting a giant sky tank with a sword, boomerang and a spear" OMFG I was laughing really loud at that one. "They sound like a bunch of entitled whiny bitches to me" Owwwwwww!!! BUUUURRRRN. That sounded exactly like something Lightning would say. Perfect voice acting too! I loved it.
I was expecting them to take the angle of Lightning shooting the thing down with her gunblade (because that’s a thing you can do in that fight). I’m a touch disappointed with the way it went.
To be honest, I'm a little surprised that there wasn't a single joke about the summonings. I mean they had epic appearances but ended up being so weak that it wasn't funny anymore. For Example Snow's appearance against the soldiers with his Shiva motorcycle was great but the fight.... The attacks were so weak I felt like my opponents felt pity for me after while. The same when Lightning was using the Odins Horse-Mode too rush trough the enemys... looked at first great but once you got into a fight it wasnt really that easy.
14:08 Interestingly, Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door, my most favorite RPG of all time, has this EXACT SAME PROBLEM. Mario dies, your party members won't even get to do anything about it...you just get a game over.
@@AkaiAzul I can excuse SMT since most of your demons probably don't really give a shit about you, they're just rolling with you because you seem like a cool guy. Then when you die they're like, "well, guess I was wrong about that."
'How Hope Saw it.' Given how he reacts.........That's oddly accurate. Also Sazh being the best character, as usual. He was the main character we needed. Snow being dumb as shit who just goes along with Fang. Vanille being weird and creepy is......again, oddly accurate. "Cheapened the Franchise brand." Accurate
I love the recurrent "just (absurd healing system), you'll be fiiine" gag... It gets more and more absurd with each game! Thanks for another great FF nutshell!
okay wtf... 1 minute in and i'm already mindblown… i never realised these 2 games had pretty much a paralel intro... train, scorpion warmechs, protagonist as soldier with a black guy as sidekick, black guy with guns... dayum!
@@Dipperdog_RPGirl Yup,they had Cloud's fapping face and,idk where in the video Cecil's face came from,but yeah,the order they showed up in was Snow,then Hope,then Cloud,then Cecil(and Cecil was upside down,too!)
@@mariogirl8100I don’t know what people like you get out of shitting on a game that honestly wasn’t bad than people make it out to be…and it was widely received outside of the US so…
Bravo to the entire cast, good job guys! Even the shorter roles delivered their lines in spades, specially Esther Rogers, once again, she did not disappoint.
Damn the rant at the end with warrior of light is just going off. Golden. The whole thing was amazing I just I don't man I don't know how y'all do it but congratulations.
Are u guys going to do FF 4 after years, FF 7 Crisis Core, that Vincent game, Advent Children, 10-2, 12's DS game, 13-2, Lightning Returns, and FF spinoffs like Tactics?
I was expecting a nonstop bashfest for this one, but I appreciate you guys giving credit where it’s due. It’s not a perfect game by any means, but I don’t think it’s as bad as most people give it credit for. Amen to the datalog bit, too.
How Hope saw his mom die was my favorite bit in the parody. It had me eliciting howling laughter. The When Harry Met Sally gag was unexpected and priceless, pervy Fang with the brands was great, and I spotted the pee-is-stored-in-the-balls reference on the map! :D
I voice Lightning in this! I hope I helped ruin your french fries!
Consider my fries moist and bland.
awesome job!
Great job
You'll be fine as long as you keep blaming Snow for everything.
You did an amazing job as Lightning!
The guy who did Snow's voice is incredibly close to Troy Baker btw. Fantastic
He really does sound like him.
Sounded very professional at first. But the illusion falls apart when snow started saying nonsensical lines. Haha.
@@anuarbinSo in other words, he sounded exactly like Snow in FFXIII.
STEELGUARD
I was actually expecting to see Troy Baker in these credits 🤯
"...WE ARE GONNA NEED A MAP..."
Seriously tho that function in itself always felt like a sacastic joke to me
until you get to gran pulse and use it solely to find where the stone marks are
@@NovaTheVERmin oh god yeah lmao
Well, some guys can lose themselves in the game too XD
@@groudonvert7286believe it or not I frequently found myself getting turned around whenever i took one of the forks to grab a chest. Then again my sense of direction is so bad i can get turned around while looking at a map and flying in ff14 so i’m sorta on exception
Tbf Final Fantasy 10 was also incredibly linear it just played it off much better while 12 was almost too open world for the time
Lightning should be on screen at all times. When Lightning isn't on screen, other characters should be asking "Where's Lightning?"
Lol
Nice reference to the Simpsons
RABtoons why isn't lightning punching snow
Good suggestion Homer.
To be honest that is an perfect describtion of FFVII and Cloud. So they would probably be sued once again.
The death of Hope’s mom scene was literally perfect.
...... pervert
@@Vriel659 snow let hope's mom fall to her death by accident?
@@Vriel659 Yeah it was perfect because Hope really blamed Snow for an accidental death. Hope really did act like Snow raped and killed his mom. Lol
Also death of hope, good show
Was that music from SMB2?
The Game Over when party leader dies was my favorite joke.
It's a thing in Persona 3 too
@@faburos9012 Persona 5 too :v
Kh too you'd think that Donald being a mage could revive or heal when you actually need him to...
@@nyuuell P4 and Nocturne.
IKR ? Like how does that make sense ? I can literally bring the group leader back to life and keep fighting. They didn’t pull this sort of BS in FF3
Holy shit, you guys nailed it with the "Hope's mom dying" part. I'm crying with laughter right now.
Reality-she got F@$!# metaphorically
Hopes eyes-she got Fucked literally,then thrown into the abyss and shot at.
I actually had to pause for like a minute because of that
I was watching this at work and I just snorted out laughing😂😂😂😂😂😂
Heheheheh...nailed.
Lmfaaaaoooooooo!!!
"Don't you fade out on me."
That made all too much sense.
Lightning literally going commando in her paradigm shift
I feel retarded for not getting it...
@@setounet77 I still haven't gotten it
Going commando sometimes can refer to not having underwear on
stardragon01 commando is one of her better paradigms she has but the joke is that she literally goes commando (nude) when she does the paradigm shift
@@stardragon01 Given her short skirt.... Thing, that is probable.
Warrior of Light: *kills the 13 crew to prevent the sequels*
13-2: “Well yes, but actually no.”
Squall: "Well, at least it got better..."
*Final Fantasy: All the Bravest releases*
Squall: "Fuck."
13 crews of darkness?
His game is actually worse but not worse than ffii. I don’t think any of them are bad as I enjoyed all of them but those two were the ones that I found to be the most poorly done. FFIIs leveling system was the fucking worst. I absolutely hated needing to level up spells I mean for fucks sake when I buy a 50000 Gil spell I want it to do more than 500 damage on my maxed out character.
@@petercampi2840 mobile do not count but ya
Lightning Returns: "I don't think so, homeboi."
Ok an ad for Dissidia played right after Squall said he hoped he wasn't gonna be in a mobile FF game.
No way! Lol
Intentional
I love that mobile Dissidia game. Best mobile game ever.
Well, ain't that ironic.
Alos who voices him here? It sounds like punk duck, but I can't tell.
I think you're referring to a different one
I thought Etro didn’t intervene because it would fuck up the natural balance. Then she did. And it did
if coccon falls millions would die the gate would open and pulse and lindsei would be summoned to kill her with the help of ragnarock
@@blackchase6732 Because Bhunivelze is a massive dick. He killed his mother, then he spiritually castrated his daughter, all to get even more power, which he was then unable to wield because he can't create Chaos and soul stuff, which pisses him off even more, so he decides to kill everybody. Even his favourites Pulse and Lindzei were dicks who created Fal-Cie and imbued them with purposes they can't defy. Barthendalus did all that manipulation precisely because he was unable to off himself as a result of his focus demanding that he be Cocoon's administrator, so he needed somebody else to kill him in order to awaken Orphan (who itself was stuck in a semi-dead sleep state until that point because its purpose was to sleep and act as Cocoon's power source). Etro was the only decent god amongst the pantheon in the XIII games (Bhunivelze's mother is proper dead after passing on the role overseeing Chaos to her) and she constantly fucks up every time she tries to help.
15 supposed to connect same mythology as 13 amd etro to
@@Japaneseanimeguy but, etro in the end won. Thanks to her interfering, the timeline wot fucked up. If she didn't created the paradox, lightning would never became a god-like character. Light wouldn't have sent Noel with Serah, they wouldn't have defeated Caius, bringing chaos to the world, creating Nova Chrystallia, and, finally, killing Bhunivelze. Etro loved humanity, as humans are born from etro as seen in the dead dunes. To her, letting humans be free is a win situation.
Stop this parody right here! This is a cease and desist order! The blue-haired lawyer with glasses and a grey suit coming in to tell the characters are being sued was done by the Simpsons. We'll be taking this to court.
Stop this RUclips comment right there! Telling people that what they're doing has been done by The Simpsons has been done by South Park. I am hereby serving you with a subpoena.
Stop right there! This comment is unoriginal and property of Rabtoons! we will take this to court yet again!
@@chesterlockett4002 in the vein of my comment this doesn't make sense. Therefore, it will be thrown out before it hits the courts.
@@Snook1985 I'm taking this to court because why the fuck not?!
That was my first thought when I saw him lol
That lawyer took Cloud and Barret for a ride to scam them out of the legal fees, it definitely counts as a homage if the same company that owns FF7 does it. That money could have gone into Marlene's college education, Barret!
I'm actually curious how many Cease and Desist or Copyright strikes they got for all these parodies..
All that gil
Hope's Mom dying was gold.
Plenty of material in this game to tease. But you played to your strengths admirably.
"Because you exist." Was that a clever reference to the game's Japanese theme song? I'm going to pretend it was even if it wasn't.
Let's pretend lol
the vanille moans were extremely on point
I don't know why she does that.
@@seijin4426 fanservice???
I loved this! Vanilles noises were on point and the game over joke was awesome :D
Just throwing this out here but I think she was wearing a dildo during and never once took it off.
i thought they will put that gameover joke on the final boss since it can cast instant death to the party leader
Whoever did her voice did a great job!
The Vanille parts were gold......lol.
Snow’s VA deserves major props. His scenes has me dying.
It was really fun voicing Fang in this project! I loved doing that bad Australian accent. Would you believe me if I told you that I recited Steve Irwin’s Crocodile Hunter episodes to practice for it?
SwagLordoWo thanks for doing a great job!
@@samirjohnson4524 Thank you for the support!!
You sounded exactly like a lesbian. Great job
Luciano Pereira Lmaoo, thank you!
If Fang is Australian, which is also Fang the Sniper (Sonic), XIII Fang really is a lesbian sniper, If ya know what I mean...😏
If Lightning were in a fighting game like Smash Bros, her strongest move would be to punch Snow in the face so he is hitting the enemy.
Let’s do get help
i rather think it would be LIGHTNING PUNCH !
And Captain falcon would call this lawyer. xD
Technically dissidia exist and its a final fantasy fighting game and snow dosent exist till NT and he's only a DLC
*One Winged Angel plays in the background.*
>Lightning smiling
>Everyone else not named Snow sees a problem
Something is afoot...
The French fries are in jeopardy
Bamethyst 38, yeah, just by seeing this picture, I get that Lightning is having a bad idea.
@@MedusaLegend Based on the original comment in this thread, I thought Snow drugged her.
@@mattwo7 Well he did brutally rape and kill Nora in Hope's mind, so it is possible
Yes.
She does smile just not much
I'm going to hell for nearly dying of laughter at the Hope's mom dying joke. Snow's voice actor was on fire this episode!
"Bitch plz I cant even be happy when I'm getting myself off" I lost it lol
What does "getting myself off" means ? I'm not a native english speaker and i'm having trouble finding the meaning of it
@@Radical_Dreamers Oof
@@Radical_Dreamers i bet is another way of saying master beating
I felt that.
@@CyborgAkuma20022 you good bro
Lightning really is a nice person doing all this with her lack of emotion just cause she knows its right but is like so done with existing
well she only got stuck in a relm with no time for 500 years fought a war for 500 years protected the world became its saviour and killed the asshole himself
the only asshole is lightning lol
@@blackchase6732 Bhunivelze: tries to keep creation from falling apart, tries to create a new world once the old one is destroyed, tries to create a paradise where the human race can live in peace and happiness, and only changes his plans once Lightning screws up the original ones.
yes, he is TOTALLY an asshole.
@@christopherbravo1813 yep he killed his mom and took her power to have control over the physical world he threw etro just cause he accidentlly made her closer to his mom
he tortured hope for 168 years and destroyed his heart when hope was a bout to create a cure for chaos to save humanity
he used him like a tool and then killed him
he was tricking lightning into bringing him the humans souls so they can all be under his control
he was gonna doom her and turn her into the new etro
he made pulse and lindsei do his work for thousands of years while he just slept
and do you know the big reward he gave them he turned them into weapons yeah not an asshole
@@blackchase6732 dude, I never said he was perfect. in the end, it's a question of whether the ends justify the means. personally I feel bad for Bhunivelze and feel like he didn't deserve to be rejected and cast down by the beings he was trying to lead into paradise.
Okay, where was this lawyer during the entirety of FFXII when the story was clearly ripping off Star Wars?
Staying the F@$% away from ANYTHING involving a Disney lawsuit
James W FFXII was only released one time outside of Japan before The Zodiac Age, and that was in 2006. Disney didn’t own Star Wars yet.
Probably doing a bad lawyer work in The Simpsons.
AND HOW COME WE NEVER PLAY NIGHTCRAWLERS ANYMORE, FRANK?
At this rate, everything ever has "ripped off" Star Wars.
I'm probably the only few that actually LOVE this game. That being said..yeah this is spot on ! SUPER DOPE SHOUT OUT TO THE VOICE ACTORS THO♡
I think 13 gets more shit on than it deserves, (I don't take FF11 or 14 into consideration because their mmo's) 13 has the loudest, toxic minority-fanbase of all ff-titles. It's not a bad game, I had fun while playing it, but imo it was overhyped and also was followed by the disaster that was 14 1.0 and is often critiqued as the point where the franchise started to become kinda stale. I think it's a good game with some major flaws (the character-development with the crystal-system is a good example because unlike a normal rpg you can't grind to get an advantage for the majority of the game) but not a good Final Fantasy-game. Although I also think that we didn't get a good FF-game after 9, so take my opinion with a grain of salt. Also it's totally fine to have different opinions^^
@@zirilan3398 I agree wholeheartedly I'm a member of the smash bros and kpop community so I know what you mean!
This was actually the first FF game I really enjoyed! I tried 7, 8, 9, 10 and 4 before and none of them really did it for me. Because of it's linear storytelling and the great combat I really felt immersed and loved the characters and their stories.
I loved the 13 trilogy...to bad it got more shit than it deserved
I grew to love FFXIII-2 the more I played it. But this one I can just sort of put up with. That's not to say that I don't play it occasionally. Because I do.
17:33 "I am not a very well-written villain."
But your boss theme RULES.
he is a well written villain
None of the characters are well written, even in the sequels for the 13 trilogy. (A plank of wood would be more well-written than them)
Nobody:
The characters: _THE ENEMY OF COCOON_
You da one!
In other words, every character.
When the parody could actually fit as the game itself.
Still loved this game though.
At least Yaag Rosch got a death scene. Even RABtoons forgot about glasses lady getting killed by Dysley.
Yeah, I was pretty disappointed with how fast they killed off Jihl
@@VileGlory It feels like they wanted Rosch and Jihl to be the next Turks, but the story was so poorly written they couldn't do anything!
Rabtoons "Video is 10 years late"
FF13 Fans "Well take it!"
Also welcome to the Hanging EDGE was a nice subtle joke
I implore you to find a FF13 fan, I am a hardcore ff fanatic and even I see ff13 as a horrendous hole in an otherwise perfect franchise. And I loved ff8
@@ArmoredGaming1990 Hi there
@@lahktube hello there, you the ff13 fan?
@@ArmoredGaming1990 yup, it's in my top 5 Final Fantasy games
You guys missed a big joke on the fact that Lightning was not even the most common Party Leader, people used ~Fang~ Australian Lesbian since her attack was high and Com/Rav/Rav OCD
Lightning was always my leader because she's well-rounded and I never leave healing to an AI. Been killed off too many times waiting for that damn heal to come. But Fang replaced Snow as my tank character with toggling between Vanille or Sazh as my third person, depending on the battle.
I swap between Lightning and Fang a lot.. One awesomely insane thing about Lightning is her Axis blades that charge ATB on hit.. Couple that with her as a commando which has a passive that fills ATB when attacking an enemy with status ailments this all stacks and your ATB is off the charts.. Ontop of that you can use her army of one and swap between ravager and commando and drive the chain guage while also filling ATB. "I AIN'T NO ONES SLAVE!!"
That's only emdgame though, when you get all their special attacks. Otherwise Lightning was always my leader, with Fang and either Vanille or Hope as 3rd
Me who made hope the party leader: huh... So I've been playing this game wrong for a long time?
@@wetstinkysocks490 it doesn't matter who party leader is... as long as you have Fang in your party, you're fine
Come on now, RAB. I know this is a parody, but I see Lightning SMILING in the still image. Everyone knows Lightning can't smile. and if she does, she's been replaced by a pod person.
Lightning does not smile.
I am scared lightining smiling is not natural. And every time it happens a puppy is kicked
Lightling is there to ruin french fries not save them
@@chesterlockett4002 fuck! My French fries!
I feel like she and snow should switch places since shes the one who always looks annoyed lol
14:12 My exact reaction the 1st time i got a Game Over during combat.
14:04 is even more ridiculous when you learn Lightning actually has the second-lowest HP in the game, making her one of the worst choices for party leader.
Still used her as a leader with Fang and Hope .
She's by far the highest damaging commando tho, which is likely the class you want as the leader. The optimal team was Lightning, Hope and Vanille.
@@fearedjames Is the damage output of a commando at all affected by whether they are the party leader? I used Fang, Lightning, and Hope and made Fang the leader because she was the least likely to drop to 0 HP
@@Colgruv it's more the fact that the AI follows a strict script and does actions in blocks and pairs. You can optimize more with manual input.Sometimes the AI will not use the full ATB bar because the actions are queued in a specific way.(and you can see the inefficiencies if you do autobattle as a synergist or Sabo teur)
There's also each characters ultimate and atb refresh/cancels.
I prefer Lightning for 3 reasons:
1. Her stats are the most balanced; there are at least 2 people better then her at everything, but they lag behind her at something else.
2. Her primary jobs are the most effective in any situation; commando, ravenger, healer beats out any other character.
3. She can get a weapon that can increase her ATB speed by like 50 percent, early on.
Hope’s mom dying made me forget all about my crippling depression by throwing me into a fit of crying laughter 😂 SO dang accurate.
I love how you properly crystalized Sera but Daj was just encased in crystal, just like in the game lol
Final Fantasy 13 will have a particularly special place in my heart. We practically grew up together. Trilogy and everything 😅
I love how the lawyer is a parody of the lawyer on The Simpsons.
Oh. You like your coffee black do you? Black like your heart!?
@@Bustaperizm Actually I do love black coffee. It's a favorite of mine, but I will switch it up occasionally. Don't want to get bored with the thing that powers my soul and heart.
So there was a ff7 , ff3 and ff12 reference. What was the other reference?
@@sekomanematjila1910 there was a Kefka reference
@@sekomanematjila1910 a ffiv reference as well with "hanging edge"
Square: Lightning will be sort of like Hope's big sister in a way throughout the adventure
Internet after ten seconds of playing: Hey kid, wanna /SS/?
Ara Ara~~ Hope
At the end of lightning returns she basically does.
Vanille was the one molesting him like crazy. It was actually scary.
What is /SS/?
@@vallour2382 you must be new to the internet
Y'know I never thought about that whole "train" thing with Cloud x Barret and Lightning x Sazh. But OH...I'm dying here. But you got guys got Vanille's voice down perfectly. Same with Fang. Great job guys! Oh man I forgot so much stuff. Dude voicing Barthandelus sounds like Clancy Brown.
Probably the most accurate of the FF parodies. I loved Vanille and Fang's voice work, all the lawsuits, how Hope saw Snow and his mother and best of all Snow making out with fake-Serah. This made me laugh so hard, I loved it!
"I AM NOT a very well-written villain..."
Barthandelus was the only reason I finished this game lol.
Jeffery Davis exuse me
You mean his boss-theme, not him
Victor Vaz his theme made me laugh. It’s so fking dramatic.
What Barthandelus was an amazing villain probably better written than say ahem MR TREE
@ I was gonna say the exact thing, but you said it before
"but they are many and you are not."
I think you will find that she is... A one woman army!
Eh? Ehhhh?!
I do enjoy 13 I think it get’s way too much hate, however I also don’t mind parody’s of things I love hence why I watch these videos in the first place.
I didn't think I would say this one day, but Snow was the best character in this episode. He was still stupid, but stupid in a funny way, when normally he's stupid in the way that I just want to punch him in his face ! By the way, will the lawyer be a recurring character? Because I think that Kefka will have some problems with Ardyn, when ff15's episode will come ;)
Stupid in a Vaan way
Is snow stupid
"I am not a very well written villain."
I guess Barthandelus and Exdeath had the same writing team.
Actually Exdeath's goal made sense...it's just that he bit on far more than he could chew...
Problem is, Barthandelus by himself makes sense as he could not destroy humanity directly and I think each character if you were to isolate them do make sense but their interaction with the story and each other was what was iffy. At no point was it hinted that Barthandelus was Orphan and Ragnorak was ????. Also the Coccoon Falcie basically did jack and added no input/thought to Bart's plan too compared to the Pulce Falcie
no barthandelus was veryy good written villain
VOID, VOID, VOID, VOID, VOID!
black chase67 In my opinion I think Barthandelus wasn't an well written final fantasy villain I like the villains from ff x and ffx and ff7 and also ff12 and ff15 and ff9. I also love ff 14. But I do admit that I prefer ff13 over mahou shojo site. I really hate the mahou shojo site anime/manga series. I hate all of the characters in mahou shojo site. At least I like some of the characters in ff13. While I hate all of the characters in mahou shojo site.
Before Fang was checking Vanille's brand in that one scene, I could have sworn Vanille was coping a feel with Fang. I was hoping RABtoons would parody that scene by having the two lez out in front of the rest of the cast.
That lawyer suing Lighting multiple times was brilliant. I lost it at the class action suit on behalf of the Final Fantasy fanbase.
you bs whiny bitchy little girls
The map being a straight line had me laughing out loud hahaha
Omg that bad rendition of "My Hands" in the background near the end! 🤣
Honestly, that song is one of the few reasons I like this game
Sazh is best character don’t @ me
He is tho.
Nah Sazh is great
I really wish the developers didn't use Sahz for comedy so much given he has one of the most tragic stories of the cast and yet hes the least fleshed out given he's a single dad trying to raise his son with a pet chocobo living in his afro.
Sazh is great, but Imma have to disagree with you there buddy, Hope is the best boi
decusq Ikr?
Just beat this game for the first time a few weeks ago and honestly I loved it, definitely exceeded my expectations especially after the poor reception it got at release. Also the sountrack is insane.
Also this parody is absolutely hilarious 10/10
So despite being Pulse L'Cie, their focus to destroy coccoon was supported by the Coccoon FalCie as they were tired of "cuddling" humanity and desired the L'Cie to destroy Coccoon to re-summon God to remake the world and by the end of FF13-2, this did occur so Barthandulus won in the end.
what they saught was to summon their maker the original falcie pulse so he can enter the unseen relm and kill his sister the falcie etro and to be exact kill bheniass s mother meuyn whose already dead and they dont know
They need to not make their games so fucking wordy... It makes the very premise difficult to understand ... Sadly I don't think we will see a good mainline ff game for years to come
@@morriganrenfield8240 Indeed we won't. Game companies don't make games anymore. They make money. Their creativity is bankrupt, their bank account isn't.
@@morriganrenfield8240 calm down
@@claude-alexandretrudeau1830 I disagree immensely. There are lots of amazing games still being developed. Hell a lot of them either directly by or published by square enix! (Nier automata, just finished it the other day, 10/10 game easy). We just have to call out the shit for what it is. Video games are a bit more difficult to satisfy a customer base than other entertainment sources due to everyone's potential different experience with them. There are definitely some being phoned in...but ff13 was not phoned in, they clearly put a lot of work in but in all the wrong places...
I watched a 22 minute video for a 10 second Outcasts update? You hacks!
Love these videos, even this one despite having almost no memory of playing FFXIII, even though I beat the game.
what? how could forgot about FFXIII? the entire story is amazing. especially the relation between Vanille & Fang
5:00 How has _NO ONE_ commented on this?! XD
Also literally *every* sound Vanille makes when moving or fighting gives me... _feelings..._
Omg 😂😂😂😂 Snow is such a douchebag haha
Does Vanille orgasm after taking 6 steps in any direction?
@@pattonramming1988 no she just has joyful squeeks they just made it seem worse than it actually was.
Why point out an over played meme when there is so much other kek worthy shite going on?
yep, the feeling is annoyance.
Imagine their reaction when they meet burthandalus ( sorry if I misspelled it) , the first really hard boss in the game .
Burthandalus : *I am Fa l'cie !*
Sazh : the f¢€¥ is that ?!
Snow : looks like a final form formation gone horribly wrong !
Or what about Orphan ?
Orphan : our name is Orphan ...
Everyone stares silently before bursting into laughter
Orphan : d-don't laugh ! F-fear me ! I'm ... I'm a powerful final boss !
Everyone laughs even more
Orphan, the final boss who can only be feared because of a time limit, other than that...
first hard boss?
if you poison him it's actually hilarious how quickly and easily he dies
@@Basch152 thanks for the tip . Pretty much every storyline boss in this game can be made easier with poison since it acts like the sap state from final fantasy 12 . However , I was talking hard boss in a relative comparison
Barthandelus is how it's spelled if anyone was curious lol
Barthandelus is how it's spelled if anyone was curious lol
Shouldn't the lawyer sue himself for ripping off The Simpsons?
Yes.
"Hold up, stop right there!"
RAB: "Wait, what?"
"The corporate lawyer from the Simpsons is now a Disney copyright."
RAB: "Hm... Hey Seymour!"
*Seymour Guado appears, then punches the lawyer, knocking him the f@ck out*
Seymour: "Copyright expired."
Sick burn!
I really don't understand all the hate towards ff13. Sure it wasn't a masterpiece but I had a lot of fun playing it
Terrible characters, bad story, constant hallways, leader dying = Game Over... You seeing it now?
@@mariogirl8100you never even played the game…
This is just brilliant, amazing job! I love Final Fantasy 13 and you just portrait it perfectly
No One:
Vanille: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH
Her moan when her summon used it's ultimate move
All of you sound very similar to the real characters too. Really good job! Lol I love it
Especially vanille and snow!!
Lightning smiling is really adorable in this video
6:54 That should have been the Digimon Adventure 02 version of TK. They're basically the same character except TK has divorced parent issues instead of dead mom issues.
Will we be seeing that lawyer again in Final Fantasy Type-0 In an Nutshell? I can already see Akademia being sued for ripping off Balamb Garden.
If only Akademia could fly...
And riping off the l'cie lul
@@nicogalax I think it's the same universe. At least that's how it was originally intended. I could be wrong.
@@blackjaguar324 nono u are right :P
Fo' Real Tho' 😂
Me every scene: Yeah, that's pretty much what happened.
Lightning being sued several times, Lightning handing the knife to Hope, The map, the Hope's mom scene and "DIDGERIDOO" got me laughing the hardest.
BUT, I was very surprised to see no mention of "Do not cross this line!" xD
Love your videos. Keep it up :D
FF8 is not the worst game in the series. It had a different system and more operatic story line damn that card game was so good.
beside 8 has more exploration and the best airship ever
But Tetra Master was in 9, silly.
8 sucks wtf
At least 8 isn't 13.
The story is good, the gameplay sucks ass with alot of stupid convoluted gimmicks that got too frustrating for me to deal with.
A note on 17:30 cause the game doesn't explain it very well: the fal'cie are robots (angels) created and programmed by Bhunivelze to protect Cocoon so Barthandelus has no choice but to fight the heroes (Ragnarok) even though he doesn't want to.
Very interesting... didn't think of that!
RABtoons Yep, that's the plot of the story: The main God created these lesser Gods, but the lesser Gods miss their daddy; and they think they can summon him if they kill a lot of people at once. These lesser Gods can't harm humanity nor Cocoon, but they found a loophole by forcing certain humans to do it for them.
Extremely poorly explained by the game though. It gets worse because the game explains that these lesser gods are divided in two factions (Cocoon vs Pulse), when actually they're conspiring towards the same goal (kill most of humanity). At least the sequels got rid of most of that nonsense.
"We're fighting a giant sky tank with a sword, boomerang and a spear"
OMFG I was laughing really loud at that one.
"They sound like a bunch of entitled whiny bitches to me"
Owwwwwww!!! BUUUURRRRN.
That sounded exactly like something Lightning would say. Perfect voice acting too!
I loved it.
darksylinc
15:06 is so accurate in every way, shape, and form.
I was expecting them to take the angle of Lightning shooting the thing down with her gunblade (because that’s a thing you can do in that fight). I’m a touch disappointed with the way it went.
you onlly forget they are super humans with magic
To be honest, I'm a little surprised that there wasn't a single joke about the summonings. I mean they had epic appearances but ended up being so weak that it wasn't funny anymore. For Example Snow's appearance against the soldiers with his Shiva motorcycle was great but the fight.... The attacks were so weak I felt like my opponents felt pity for me after while. The same when Lightning was using the Odins Horse-Mode too rush trough the enemys... looked at first great but once you got into a fight it wasnt really that easy.
you got it right there. for something that required 3 skill points the Eidolon is very underwhelming. But very useful to instant break long guis.
14:08 Interestingly, Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door, my most favorite RPG of all time, has this EXACT SAME PROBLEM. Mario dies, your party members won't even get to do anything about it...you just get a game over.
Same with all (?) the Shin Megami Tensei games.
@@AkaiAzul I can excuse SMT since most of your demons probably don't really give a shit about you, they're just rolling with you because you seem like a cool guy. Then when you die they're like, "well, guess I was wrong about that."
@@AkaiAzul smt 4 : *am I a joke to you*
Lightning wishes she had this much emotive personality.
Wray Day no she has more in the game much more
she does...just need to play 3 game to see that XD
@@one909 Lightning: "I act like I have no emotions but I emote more here than previous games"😂😂
@@teriosshadow17 lightning dosnt show her emotions to people
@@blackchase6732 "I dont feel anything, no pain, no fear nor brave." Next scene "I want to save you!"
I really enjoyed playing XIII, having said that, this is pretty hilarious haha
'How Hope Saw it.'
Given how he reacts.........That's oddly accurate.
Also Sazh being the best character, as usual.
He was the main character we needed.
Snow being dumb as shit who just goes along with Fang.
Vanille being weird and creepy is......again, oddly accurate.
"Cheapened the Franchise brand."
Accurate
"Cheapened the franchise brand", like 12 before it (no one liked 12 back then) or V before that or 14 after all of them until Naoki Yoshida showed up.
Sazh is so realistic
Hope shoulda killed Snow. Light best gal
I love the recurrent "just (absurd healing system), you'll be fiiine" gag... It gets more and more absurd with each game!
Thanks for another great FF nutshell!
okay wtf... 1 minute in and i'm already mindblown… i never realised these 2 games had pretty much a paralel intro... train, scorpion warmechs, protagonist as soldier with a black guy as sidekick, black guy with guns...
dayum!
I thought the Leona Lewis song at the end was oddly perfect for the ending 😅
so,nobody is gonna mention the fact that Cloud and Cecil somehow jumped to this time to see Vanille's butt at 11:18?
haha I totally missed it!
@@Dipperdog_RPGirl Yup,they had Cloud's fapping face and,idk where in the video Cecil's face came from,but yeah,the order they showed up in was Snow,then Hope,then Cloud,then Cecil(and Cecil was upside down,too!)
@Player 1905 ohhhh,I'll have to rewatch it to catch that
@Player 1905 ok,I'll look at it later
Not just this time, they also traversed space itself. (Possibly used a Gate or something)
Brilliant. I loved this game despite everything and this took me back
I've been waiting a long time for this my little nutshell youtuber. I love the 13 series. Warts and all. Thanks for the video.
20:25
*Remembers Mobius Final Fantasy gets cancelled*
*Laugh and cry at the same time*
Cancelled?
F
I loved FF XIII series, but this was funny AF 😂
Oh look, I found one of the... 10 fans of the trilogy!
@@mariogirl8100I don’t know what people like you get out of shitting on a game that honestly wasn’t bad than people make it out to be…and it was widely received outside of the US so…
1:16 Okay, that "Hanging Edge" sign was HILLARIOUS.
Bravo to the entire cast, good job guys! Even the shorter roles delivered their lines in spades, specially Esther Rogers, once again, she did not disappoint.
Damn the rant at the end with warrior of light is just going off. Golden. The whole thing was amazing I just I don't man I don't know how y'all do it but congratulations.
Are u guys going to do FF 4 after years, FF 7 Crisis Core, that Vincent game, Advent Children, 10-2, 12's DS game, 13-2, Lightning Returns, and FF spinoffs like Tactics?
If they do, and that's a big *if*, then I imagine it would likely be after they got all of the main series games over with.
Vincent game is called dirge of cerberus
@@faburos9012 thank you, I was too lazy to look it up.
the vincent game is ff7: dirge of cerberus.
Do not disrespect my beloved Vincent 😤
Ugh, I loved XIII! Did anyone else see the "Hanging Edge" sign towards the start? OMG HAHAHAHAHA!
That damn lawyer.... LOL!
I can't stop laughing with the lawyer and the lawsuit from Cloud and the final fantasy fans😂😂😂 it can't be more spot on!!😂
The voices are so on point! 👌
And we can notice how much you have improved your animation skills.
Nice job! ♥
I cant believe there was not one Jihl Nabaat joke in here with all the low hanging fruit jokes you went for 😂😂
... who's that again? loll
Been looking for you, Nabaat!
I thought they were going to show her & the lawyer was going to send her to court for looking like a genderbent Sephiroth 😂
@@Celestial7Heavens I 💀💀
Don't know that.
Amazing, I hope your continue with 13-2 and lightning return. It’s just a perfect work thank you
I was expecting a nonstop bashfest for this one, but I appreciate you guys giving credit where it’s due. It’s not a perfect game by any means, but I don’t think it’s as bad as most people give it credit for.
Amen to the datalog bit, too.
When did they go e credit.
It's worse.
Of the Final Fantasy parodies that you've done, this one is my favorite, and whoever voiced Lightning was hilariously amazing, especially at 7:20.
I love how vanille moans when she attacks.
I'll have what she's having
I'll just have Vanille.
😂
This is for tifa.....
French fries ruined
How Hope saw his mom die was my favorite bit in the parody. It had me eliciting howling laughter. The When Harry Met Sally gag was unexpected and priceless, pervy Fang with the brands was great, and I spotted the pee-is-stored-in-the-balls reference on the map! :D
I love the 13 trilogy and this parody was damn hilarious.
One of the 10 fans of the trilogy?
@@mariogirl8100one of the douchebags that can’t look past their own lives…
I just cant believe cagnazzo is wearing a suit!