And 95% of them absolutely sucks. The only thing that makes them different from the average bloke is the confidence to stand on a stage and tell jokes. Or the stupidity to not know that they shouldn’t be that confident.
In my opinion they can do it to some degree. They have to come up with their own things (most of the time) and then put yourself out there in front of a crowd and risk bombing.
Funny is subjective and situational, I’m sure that Anthony Jeselnik is a pretty tame conserved guy if you were gonna just talk to him even though he kills on stage, personally I think Theo von is way funnier in conversations on podcasts than in his stand up. Being a comedian doesn’t mean you’ll be funnier than everyone all the time but you’re more likely to be the funnier one most of the time
@Kieran just look at louis ck right? he wasnt very funny in spontaneous situations, but one of the arguably best comedians on stage. its a very prepared and practiced thing that a comedian does on stage. although it does help just being a funny guy if you're gonna go on stage
ok not taking a side here, but for whatever reason I've never heard a male comedian feel the need to say how funny they are. I have heard this from female comedians multiple times.
L Franco bruh. Patitsky with those hitters of hers slathered in vanilla oil and hanging in our face like sweet fruit? Hell yeah-- far better than any "reverse cowgirl" bullshit that Glazeher would try to pull lol
Hearing a comic say that they are funnier than everyone who isn’t a comic makes me gag. Rogan should have came back at her for that, because I doubt he feels that way. Burr said the funniest people he knew aren’t comics.
Yeah I completely agree, that comment she made threw me off. I dont even find her funny and to say you are automatically funnier than everyone who isnt a comic is just ignorant. I bet Ive made more people laugh in person than she has off the stage.
Rogan agrees. He has repeated that so many times that comics are the funniest in the world because they are "professionals" & also that success in stand up equals funnier.
saying you're funnier than every non-standup alive 'because you do it professionaly' is like saying vanilla ice is better than every non-professional rapper ever
Yep. Thats why men wear yoga pants. And tight, lowcut shirts. And makeup. And fake eyelashes. And spend ridiculous amounts of money on hair treatments... oh, wait a tick.....
No way in hell that holds up. She's good but not THAT good. She goes does all day but won't go down as a top comedian. Her interview on Dr drew explains why she's a try hard. It gets boring quick with her.
I've met dozens of men who are funnier than Nikki Glaser. Just regular every day dudes. She's seriously overestimating how funny she is, especially in day to day life.
Can we be honest for a second? I think we need to stop telling women nonsense like this to boost their ego. “Guys are going to be intimidated cause you’re the funny one”. In most cases when dudes tell women that guys are “intimidated”, that’s often not the case. It’s usually that the woman has traits that are generally unattractive to guys. A guy isn’t gonna be offended if a girl is funnier than him cause that’s fine, as long as she’s actually funny and not trying to be. It’s usually the aggression and raunchiness that often is paired with that, that’ll be a turn off.
This is a good point! It’s like when people say “men aren’t attracted to intelligent women.” Listened to a podcast w an evolutionary psychologist and he said that if that is so-it’s simply toxic culture NOT biology. He said think about it… men would absolutely want a woman that was smart! That would help with many things~it’s always been mutual survival and we help each other! Same w laughter! The only people that say things like women aren’t funny are just straight sexists. Who doesn’t like to laugh? And you’re right… it has to be funny to a persons taste is all. I read a study that said people do not find anyone funny that they don’t respect. So that explains sexists saying just women in general aren’t funny. People won’t laugh WITH people they feel are below them… just at them (toxic a-holes). We are what we celebrate and what we laugh at -the most revealing things.
Well, that's the point. How many male comedians aren't aggressive and raunchy? Men want to be the center of attention. You take the ability from them, they feel useless.
Problem with her stand up and it seems like most female stand ups today is the only joke they know is about their sex life or at least what they want to make up for their show about sex.
I’ve met people that are far funnier than some professional comedians. It’s true, just because you get paid for it doesn’t mean you’re funnier than everyone who isn’t a comedian.
@heavysaxophonemusic I've never met you in my entire life, and I can safely say that even YOU are funnier than Amy Schumer. It's all subjective of course, but you see the point.
@@danielmh4511 people who go to university to learn mathematics aren't better than others who self educated themselves in mathematics. Not everyone who gets a degree is as good as the other. I've met a lot of engineering students and doctors. Not the smartest people. So there are better engineers than the ones who got their degrees. It doesn't mean that they can work as one however.
Do think Joe Rogan knows that Banksy is a mob of British Intelligence agents? That Banksy is a MYSTERY scam? That he's still "alive" and yet his art is worth 10 million bucks?
I've always worked on construction sites. And the amount of witty, hilarious, quick dudes that could easily out funny many comics. That made me cringe when she said she's funnier than all non comics
@@GatherYeRosebudsWhileYeMay I’ve done roofing, landscaping, concrete, and also worked construction. He’s not lying about the sheer amount of characters that work in these fields🤣 swear
@@GatherYeRosebudsWhileYeMay workplace culture is dramatically different in construction compared to normal jobs, and thus you get some real savage humor but it's hilarious
You have to understand she's been in front of people enough times and big enough crowds that she has felt like she's funnier than everyone who's not a comic. It's not even remotely true... but it understandable WHY she would think that.
Lmao! Yeah, hey. They're always patting each other on the back and talking about "back in the days of The Comedy Club." Don't think they know how unrelatable they are when they talk about stand-up the way they do.
All women doing comedy seem to rely REALLY heavily on material about sex and dating. Not that men don't also or that it's not funny, but women seem to lean into it much more. The only bit of hers I saw was about how she dates comics, and it was in the title of the video lol.
John Gray Atkinson hahaha! Seriously! I was listening to a comic on YT the other day talking about how Netflix passed on him and I was like, “They pass on people?? I thought they gave anyone a special these days!” I love that Netflix has put so much comedy out these last few years, but they’ve also saturated the market with garbage.
Joe is gassing this broad up 😭😭 "I'm funny than non comedians and most people my friends said you have to meet this person they're so funny, I promise I'm funnier than them" just wow man lol
Yeah I don't think it's her 'funniness' that's gonna drive men away, let's be real. I would be just as repulsed if Joe said the same thing, because he isn't.
O she would be gorgeous but her roasts r really funny but her stand up is barely funny and when she talks in interviews it's barely funny it's hard to watch because her voice has such a bad pitch to it
@@KyleReynaert I like Joe, but I can also think for myself. When he speaks in generalisations, it can't be totally accurate. The simp is the one blindly accepting everything he says because you like him and think blokes like him, and so follow his every word, and will protect him in the comments section...and that makes you a real bloke. Do you think Joe is gonna respect a suck up, or a yes man?
@@yt.personal.identification No i just really forgot how serious and tight ass everyone in youtube comments are where they can't take a god damn joke and decide to write entire novels because a trendy internet word hit a nerve.
Lol at people who are into KATS. Ill watch an episode from time to time if there's nothing else on, but that show is so forced. Also Brendan is a negative influence on Theo, ever since KATS started, Theos gotten progressively more negative as a person and tired.
I met this incredible rock climber named tommy. He had a curly mullet and looked like he wandered out of a time machine from 1975. He wandered off into the woods and I’ve never seen him since. If you’re out there tommy I miss you. Come teach me to multipitch
Some of the funniest people you'll ever meet are random dudes at the bar or coworkers or some people you meet at a random party. Just normal random people. Not comics
"I'm funnier than everyone who isn't a comic"....dafuq did you just say? does she actually believe that every funny person pursues a career in comedy? jesus
But you don't think funny people that work every day at getting funnier get better at it? It's like anything, you take the funniest person you know put him on a stage and watch him BOMB.
@@krogan3760 they get better at playing to a crowd I'm sure yea, so it wouldn't be AS outrageous if she said "i'm funnier than everyone who isn't a comic in front of an audience", but it would still be outrageous. For instance, I'm a professional automotive mechanic, but lots of people have a passion for cars and work on cars as a hobby, and there are a ton of them who are better mechanics than i am, and that's an example that NOBODY is a natural at, and there are millions of naturally funny people out there.
@@krogan3760 and to your point of taking the funniest person on stage and watching them bomb, you could also take a successful comedian and put em in a one on one conversation and watch them bomb (this podcasts comments kinda prove that)...2 different definitions of the word "funny" but i'll take a person who's funny in a conversation over someone who can deliver a prewritten joke as the "funnier" person any day
@@krogan3760 > "But you don't think funny people that work every day at getting funnier get better at it?" No because "Amy Schumer", 'nuff said. The word "comedian" doesn't magically make you more special and funnier than anyone else on the street. Bad and awful comedians are a thing.
Big Ding you hear that too bro? That's that "girl who smoked too many cigs w jerk comedians" vibe she has in her vocal cords. Makes me want to slap a b*ch.
@@TGravy-wp4rc It's because woman are wired differently and women are way more universally similar to other woman than men are similiar to other men. They are naturally more concerned with themselves(yeah, selfish,sorry) and lack insight, maybe even patience to be funny. How many female drummers or even guitarists do you know that would have the dedication and patience to move from a nobody to finally making it one day? Say or think what you will, my mother and two daughters are my favorite people in the world.
Jaysus... these two. She with delusions of grandeur, him with the generalizations about an entire gender. This whole convo was an off note for me. I guess I’m insecure about myself because I don’t dig her humor. Lol.
I think some of the convo was just a slight generalization of their opinions. I don't think they believe they everyone believes in their generalization. People these days take everything so literal. Just lighten up and enjoy the podcast :)
Lol “I’m funnier than everyone who isn’t comics and then some comics” ok hunny calm down your like a 5 out of 10 funny tops I know funnier homeless alcoholics
Holly exactly my point that bitch ain’t funny the dudes who sit in front of my work and drink vodka at 10 am are fucking funny I’ve watched her special since I made the comment and her shit is just not that funny it’s ok but honestly not my humor she’s very one note “I have sex and it’s funny” ....ok what else though. Like plus fucking sober people who feel the need to bring it up all the time I don’t like them
Such a weird mindset to have. So she must think that every funny person ever has instantly chosen to be a comic as a career path, it's impossible to be a funny person with a normal job
I know dudes that are funny as hell...funnier than almost any comedian I've watched...and they ain't comedians. Some dudes be naturally hilarious but not professionally, if they did they'd be way funnier than Joe or this chick, hands down. Don't say you'd be funnier than everyone who isn't a comedian...there are dudes out there who command a room with funny ass story telling and jokes out of respect and genuine awe, not some comedy club or space where people are expected to let the comedian talk. That takes something more.
I disagree, making Inside jokes in front of a bunch of drunk friends is hard to fuck up. Getting up in front of strangers expecting to be entertained is incredibly difficult. Comics hone their craft every day for years on end, getting booed off stages to get good. It's like arguing that you know lots of great drivers so F1 drivers and Rally drivers should shut up about being the best. "I know lots of people that speed and never crash!"
I disagree. Usually when someone tells a funny story it is funny because you know some of the people in the story. That gives an advantage to the person who is telling the story and makes it easier because its an inside joke. And the other jokes told in social situations are often basically memes: they're unoriginal repetitions of old jokes.
@@AJ-fp6nk Thats not what he said, he said that performing jokes to an audience of people you dont know is a lot harder than telling jokes to a room full of mates who know you or telling funny stories in a 1 on 1 conversation. It doesnt mean the comic is "funnier" it just means they can perform written stand up better. Case in point this chick is unfunny as fuck in conversation but she can still perform written stand up to a high enough standard to not get booed off stage constantly. Its not about being funny its about being able to perform written material which is something anyone has to work at
She is a mess. No doubt she got where shes at because shes half decent looking and can suck a dollar bill up off the floor with a straw while standing up straight.
No its a high compliment from Joe because of how Theo’s mind works and how naturally funny he is and such an individual, that’s what Joe is referring too. Otherwise he just wouldn’t say anything about him at all. The fact he’s talking about him says something and is a compliment in of itself
Ya and she is, I’ll direct you to any Conan interview with her. Don’t mean to come off as abrasive as you did, check them out! If you like comedy you will enjoy
Tory Johnson I’m not saying she’s not funny I enjoyed her set at Alec Baldwin’s toast, you can say that about any comic tho, wouldn’t you think just by math that there’s some people who aren’t comedians that are funnier then her? Lol
Well, if you do it professionally, that's a pretty natural thought. If I was a plumber by trade, I'd say I'm better at plumbing that anyone who isn't a plumber... but in reality, that isn't necessarily the case. However, I don't think you'd hold it against a plumber for thinking that (even if they are wrong) and the same goes here, IMO.
DW comedy is different tho, different things make different people laugh and such, I’m not talking about basketball or something you need to work on to get better, you’re either funny or you’re not 🤷🏽♂️
“Men always want to be the center of attention” Dude needs to get out of LA, out here in the real world most men I know are not like that at all. I’ve never even heard some of my best friends speak. Sure there are exceptions but most guys I know don’t have the need to be the center of attention and if they are it makes them uncomfortable. The need to be the center of attention isn’t alpha, it’s beta AF....
krusher74 He played in early January, but was originally supposed to play months earlier. I had tickets for original show but couldn't make the rescheduled one 😩
I think she is funny. But the funniest people I have met never were on stage in their lives and had me laughing harder than even my favorite stand up specials. Humor can come in way more forms than just stand up.
As a guy, I would love to be in a relationship with a funny woman, because I love to laugh. It is a falsehood to think that a guy must be the center of attention every second of the day. Real men are proud of their women.
Oh, so you just go around posting comments calling people gay. Hey, buddy just to let you know a lot of the time guys who do what you do are actually gay themselves and are too insecure about it.
3:46. Theo is like that professional boxer was called the drunken master. He would box as if he were drunk and stumbling all the time. Theo is so unique its funny in and of itself.
JRE has taught me that comedians pat themselves on the back just as much as actors.
Hahaha! Yes!
She seems to think an awful lot of herself. 😳
And 95% of them absolutely sucks. The only thing that makes them different from the average bloke is the confidence to stand on a stage and tell jokes. Or the stupidity to not know that they shouldn’t be that confident.
In my opinion they can do it to some degree. They have to come up with their own things (most of the time) and then put yourself out there in front of a crowd and risk bombing.
@Modern Savage25 I also poo poo my own doo doo
Being a comedian doesn't mean you're instantly funnier than all the non-comedians lol
it doesn’t mean you are, but it does, I’m guessing, correlate.
Funny is subjective and situational, I’m sure that Anthony Jeselnik is a pretty tame conserved guy if you were gonna just talk to him even though he kills on stage, personally I think Theo von is way funnier in conversations on podcasts than in his stand up. Being a comedian doesn’t mean you’ll be funnier than everyone all the time but you’re more likely to be the funnier one most of the time
Can we at least agree that all comedians and all non-comedians are funnier that Brendan Schaub?
@Kieran just look at louis ck right? he wasnt very funny in spontaneous situations, but one of the arguably best comedians on stage. its a very prepared and practiced thing that a comedian does on stage. although it does help just being a funny guy if you're gonna go on stage
did you measure that with your funny-o-meter?
“I’m funnier than everyone that isn’t a comic”
I promise that’s not true.
Every seasoned trade worker is funnier than every female comedian
Met funnier morticians.
Every person laying in their death bed dying of cancer is funnier than any woman "comic"
Someone is mad at women for not fucking him
ok not taking a side here, but for whatever reason I've never heard a male comedian feel the need to say how funny they are. I have heard this from female comedians multiple times.
Rat King smashed no doubt
FORSURE
Theo "Nailed It" Von
You know joe went in her mouth after the pod tho
L Franco bruh. Patitsky with those hitters of hers slathered in vanilla oil and hanging in our face like sweet fruit? Hell yeah-- far better than any "reverse cowgirl" bullshit that Glazeher would try to pull lol
Smashed that tall breadstick with that AP after poppin them BlueChew d*k hitters. Then immediately felt bad about it. Gang.
The hardest Joe laughed in this entire interview was when she told him something Theo said 😄
no clue why, theo von is not funny
@@mikel3030 you're a delinquent that's just millin' around in the comment section
@@antoniogutierrez5853 so are you?
He was laughing at her impersonation of him. So actually she was the one who made him laugh like that. Nice negative IQ.
@@mikel3030 found the embankment
There are a lot of successful comedians who aren’t funny at all.
Kevin Hart for instance
@@Noobenlove kevin hart is funny to middle aged white people
Joe Rogan's stand up isn't funny
@@noswad86 i find his standup really immature but he's a funny guy
just like her😊
Hearing a comic say that they are funnier than everyone who isn’t a comic makes me gag. Rogan should have came back at her for that, because I doubt he feels that way. Burr said the funniest people he knew aren’t comics.
Then to also says you are still funnier then most comedians... just doesn’t sit right. Funny people don’t have to announce they are funny.
He agrees with her.
Yeah I completely agree, that comment she made threw me off. I dont even find her funny and to say you are automatically funnier than everyone who isnt a comic is just ignorant. I bet Ive made more people laugh in person than she has off the stage.
Burr has said hundreds of times the funniest person he knew was Patrice. The fucking king.
Rogan agrees. He has repeated that so many times that comics are the funniest in the world because they are "professionals" & also that success in stand up equals funnier.
saying you're funnier than every non-standup alive 'because you do it professionaly' is like saying vanilla ice is better than every non-professional rapper ever
Bad example. Vanilla Ice is in fact the greatest rapper alive.
@@bigsteve1664 No Soulja Boy is and was alwayw number one.
Its close tho. Who really better than vanilla when the beat drops?
Vanilla ice is a rap legend, how dare you :-)
@@neo4mat LOl Soulja Boy is a rap legend
Joe is so entirely clueless sometimes it’s hilarious.
@Salvador Pais He's just old he misses stuff sometimes
He is being nice. He knows the truth.
every like bro, my heart. the pain. I pray these people find themselves. Mash Allah.
@@zainsalazar3382 he’s been clueless since the podcast started lol
“Men always want to be the center of attention”
Really?
Female men
Im sure he's talking about the people around them
Everyone does in their own way
Yep. Thats why men wear yoga pants. And tight, lowcut shirts. And makeup. And fake eyelashes. And spend ridiculous amounts of money on hair treatments... oh, wait a tick.....
Joe is projecting
Get Theo back on the podcast! Gang
Michael GUCCI GANG
Michael round 3?! I’m down!
What is round 3? Theo has been on Joe’s podcast 4 times already. Check em out if you haven’t seen em
Why, so hardcore Theo fans can complain about Joe Rogan not reaching their quota of laughter for every silly shit Theo says?
@@X3MAntics Forreal, there's nothing but complaints on those videos
Joe said for a female comic it’s hard to find a guy, because they’re the funny one in the relationship. Luckily Nikki has nothing to worry about.
When someone says "I'm funnier than everyone who isn't a comic and lot of comics too..." That is the very antithesis of being a good comedian.
TheVidaddict
Or it’s just being realistic
She’s pretty funny, but yeah, like, I don’t think she’s on a level not to have any humility. Lol
No way in hell that holds up. She's good but not THAT good. She goes does all day but won't go down as a top comedian. Her interview on Dr drew explains why she's a try hard. It gets boring quick with her.
I thought they were talking about someone else being funnier than non-comics? Not her?
I've met dozens of men who are funnier than Nikki Glaser. Just regular every day dudes. She's seriously overestimating how funny she is, especially in day to day life.
I am a simple man, I see Theo Von I click on the video.
Gang Gang
John Doe right?! #ganggang
Cliche
Gang
Nick Christiansen bro im just simple, I dont know what the fuck it going on?
Can we be honest for a second? I think we need to stop telling women nonsense like this to boost their ego. “Guys are going to be intimidated cause you’re the funny one”. In most cases when dudes tell women that guys are “intimidated”, that’s often not the case. It’s usually that the woman has traits that are generally unattractive to guys.
A guy isn’t gonna be offended if a girl is funnier than him cause that’s fine, as long as she’s actually funny and not trying to be. It’s usually the aggression and raunchiness that often is paired with that, that’ll be a turn off.
This is a good point! It’s like when people say “men aren’t attracted to intelligent women.” Listened to a podcast w an evolutionary psychologist and he said that if that is so-it’s simply toxic culture NOT biology. He said think about it… men would absolutely want a woman that was smart! That would help with many things~it’s always been mutual survival and we help each other! Same w laughter! The only people that say things like women aren’t funny are just straight sexists. Who doesn’t like to laugh? And you’re right… it has to be funny to a persons taste is all. I read a study that said people do not find anyone funny that they don’t respect. So that explains sexists saying just women in general aren’t funny. People won’t laugh WITH people they feel are below them… just at them (toxic a-holes). We are what we celebrate and what we laugh at -the most revealing things.
True
Well, that's the point. How many male comedians aren't aggressive and raunchy? Men want to be the center of attention. You take the ability from them, they feel useless.
@@joyandpeacefullaughter5307 You have to be joking. You think it's MEN that want to be the center of attention?
Problem with her stand up and it seems like most female stand ups today is the only joke they know is about their sex life or at least what they want to make up for their show about sex.
"If you're not a comedian, i'm funnier than you"
The ego behind that statement is mind boggling
I’ve met people that are far funnier than some professional comedians. It’s true, just because you get paid for it doesn’t mean you’re funnier than everyone who isn’t a comedian.
heavysaxophonemusic who in your opinion is the best sax player of all time?
@heavysaxophonemusic I've never met you in my entire life, and I can safely say that even YOU are funnier than Amy Schumer. It's all subjective of course, but you see the point.
@@danielmh4511 people who go to university to learn mathematics aren't better than others who self educated themselves in mathematics. Not everyone who gets a degree is as good as the other. I've met a lot of engineering students and doctors. Not the smartest people. So there are better engineers than the ones who got their degrees. It doesn't mean that they can work as one however.
Kael Shade before you talk about anyone’s intelligence you may want to try practicing a full coherent thought. Jesus Christ were you drunk?
Joe: He is so crazy though
Nikki: He is SOOO crazy
Joe: He is so funny though
Nikki: He is SOOO funny
Tobin Kovoor lol I read this as that part came on. Quality conversation. Sooo high quailty.
nikki glaser is pretty much a female brendan schaub
Do think Joe Rogan knows that Banksy is a mob of British Intelligence agents? That Banksy is a MYSTERY scam? That he's still "alive" and yet his art is worth 10 million bucks?
@@MattIsLoling Hahahahahahahaha!!!!
MattIsLoling much funnier
I've always worked on construction sites. And the amount of witty, hilarious, quick dudes that could easily out funny many comics. That made me cringe when she said she's funnier than all non comics
Praise Bob
(...the Builder)
The reason theo's humor works is because it is that low income louisiana humor. He's basically the white dolomite.
Why did you have to preface where you work?
@@GatherYeRosebudsWhileYeMay I’ve done roofing, landscaping, concrete, and also worked construction. He’s not lying about the sheer amount of characters that work in these fields🤣 swear
@@GatherYeRosebudsWhileYeMay workplace culture is dramatically different in construction compared to normal jobs, and thus you get some real savage humor but it's hilarious
Stand ups act like they are so profound and rare. Give me a break.
Yea, right lol
Nikki: "... funny knows funny"
Theo: It wasn't that
You have to understand she's been in front of people enough times and big enough crowds that she has felt like she's funnier than everyone who's not a comic. It's not even remotely true... but it understandable WHY she would think that.
I've never been paid telling jokes so I can't say shit about it. I can say Nikki is hot
It’s in times like that where you figure out who is strong enough and wise enough to stay humble.
Yeah she’s drinking a little bit too much of her own kool-aid there😂
He used to hate it because it sucks. He still hates it too, he's just learned to be a nicer person.
He used to hate her comedy. He still does but he used to too.
Shoutout to Mitch Hedberg
There seems to be no signs of intelligent life anywhere.
Facts
She's awful
I agree with Theo. Not about the mom part. Just about hating her “comedy”
Dat Dark Arts Brother 💦🤣
“Women don’t want to win they want a winner!” - Patrice rip
GOAT
Pains me how much I miss someone I never met. Rip Patrice
Don't be an butthole
Patrice was an ugly misogynistic buffoon and didn't know shit about women.
Odette X women don’t know women
I just realized that the JRE is essentially a Comedians Anonymous meeting
Lmao! Yeah, hey. They're always patting each other on the back and talking about "back in the days of The Comedy Club." Don't think they know how unrelatable they are when they talk about stand-up the way they do.
Nikki’s podcast interviews always end up talking about her dating life
Shes so uninteresting she has to bring up her bf to be funny
All women doing comedy seem to rely REALLY heavily on material about sex and dating. Not that men don't also or that it's not funny, but women seem to lean into it much more. The only bit of hers I saw was about how she dates comics, and it was in the title of the video lol.
ALL FEMALE COMEDIANS ONLY TALK ABOUT SEx
That’s all she has going for her
Sex is my favorite subject too
Gotta respect Theo's honesty and introspection
Theo is hilarious in just regular conversations.
all roads to the strap, go through the rat 🤟🏻
chadgrov tickle dat nickle
Vermin with a sermon
Damit! I was going to comment those exact words. Gang
Yes
Honey Chinchcliff
Just cause you're a comedian doesnt mean you're funny...Netflix🤔
John Gray Atkinson hahaha! Seriously! I was listening to a comic on YT the other day talking about how Netflix passed on him and I was like, “They pass on people?? I thought they gave anyone a special these days!” I love that Netflix has put so much comedy out these last few years, but they’ve also saturated the market with garbage.
Michael J yikes he must've been AntiFunny
Antifun!
showtime
I couldn't have put it better!
John Gray Atkinson joe rogan being the prime example 😂
Joe is gassing this broad up 😭😭 "I'm funny than non comedians and most people my friends said you have to meet this person they're so funny, I promise I'm funnier than them" just wow man lol
“I’ve always been funny” said no funny person ever
Literally every comic tells you that they are funny. It isn't like the old Chestnut about a wise man knowing he is a fool.
Chris Ruiz because he is
@@singhatar0912 that doesnt make sense given the original comment
If you honestly believe yourself to be a funny person, it doesn’t need to be said. Your shows and sales will make that suggestion for you
Yeah I don't think it's her 'funniness' that's gonna drive men away, let's be real. I would be just as repulsed if Joe said the same thing, because he isn't.
I wish Nikki was as funny or as hot as she thinks she is.
hahahaha
Hey now id hit
O she would be gorgeous but her roasts r really funny but her stand up is barely funny and when she talks in interviews it's barely funny it's hard to watch because her voice has such a bad pitch to it
This is fucking hilarious 😂
Amen
Damn, she loves herself
She’s the only one
She actually doesn't...
Everytime Joe tries to essentialize men he's talking about himself and his mindset
Adam Flores ikr, I am alway thinking “what? That is not at all how I think” when he starts going down that trail.
Nah, i think a vast majority of men think like Joe, sure theres ones that don't. But they also probably simp to every woman they've ever met too.
@@KyleReynaert what an assumption. So if you dont think like that you automatically "simp"? Nice trending word too. You're a bum
@@KyleReynaert I like Joe, but I can also think for myself.
When he speaks in generalisations, it can't be totally accurate.
The simp is the one blindly accepting everything he says because you like him and think blokes like him, and so follow his every word, and will protect him in the comments section...and that makes you a real bloke.
Do you think Joe is gonna respect a suck up, or a yes man?
@@yt.personal.identification No i just really forgot how serious and tight ass everyone in youtube comments are where they can't take a god damn joke and decide to write entire novels because a trendy internet word hit a nerve.
Bring back the brocolini intro. Gang gang
Don't touch me bro
What is gang gang?
It's hairspray you goon
@@DDooMRooMM you fuckin delinquent
Lol at people who are into KATS. Ill watch an episode from time to time if there's nothing else on, but that show is so forced. Also Brendan is a negative influence on Theo, ever since KATS started, Theos gotten progressively more negative as a person and tired.
Just because you get good grades in school doesnt make you smarter than everyone who isn't in school
She’s the type of comedian who spends more time talking about how she’s funny than she does actually being funny
Her stand up's fucking awesome. Roasts too.
@@adrianbiber5340 nah
@@adrianbiber5340 Manginaaah
I've only seen a few of her bits, and I generally don't find female comics funny, but I thought she was pretty good.
Oh wow did not stroke your ego the right way huh?
I hope one day we all find somebody that loves us as much as Nikki loves Nikki.
and stay single
"Funnier than everyone that isn't a comic." The arrogance is almost adorable.
“A regular dude is gonna have a problem with you being the funny one.” Yeah...I think she’ll be alright 😆
Haha
when is your special coming out?
Did you see her at the Alec Baldwin roast
Hubby Bubby
What about Wong, Ms. Pat, Rivers or Tanaka? They are all funny
Rit_arted III
Was she good?
Theo Von has a mullet for gods sake, of course there’s no one like him. I don’t even see mullets at Walmart anymore.
I believe they're in the gardening section now
You need to come to Kansas then...
I met this incredible rock climber named tommy. He had a curly mullet and looked like he wandered out of a time machine from 1975. He wandered off into the woods and I’ve never seen him since. If you’re out there tommy I miss you. Come teach me to multipitch
yeah but hes the first person I have seen with a mullet and gone thats a nice hair cut.
A lot of mullets in NZ lol
Some of the funniest people you'll ever meet are random dudes at the bar or coworkers or some people you meet at a random party. Just normal random people. Not comics
"I'm funnier than everyone who isn't a comic"....dafuq did you just say? does she actually believe that every funny person pursues a career in comedy? jesus
But you don't think funny people that work every day at getting funnier get better at it? It's like anything, you take the funniest person you know put him on a stage and watch him BOMB.
@@krogan3760 they get better at playing to a crowd I'm sure yea, so it wouldn't be AS outrageous if she said "i'm funnier than everyone who isn't a comic in front of an audience", but it would still be outrageous. For instance, I'm a professional automotive mechanic, but lots of people have a passion for cars and work on cars as a hobby, and there are a ton of them who are better mechanics than i am, and that's an example that NOBODY is a natural at, and there are millions of naturally funny people out there.
@@krogan3760 and to your point of taking the funniest person on stage and watching them bomb, you could also take a successful comedian and put em in a one on one conversation and watch them bomb (this podcasts comments kinda prove that)...2 different definitions of the word "funny" but i'll take a person who's funny in a conversation over someone who can deliver a prewritten joke as the "funnier" person any day
@@krogan3760 > "But you don't think funny people that work every day at getting funnier get better at it?"
No because "Amy Schumer", 'nuff said.
The word "comedian" doesn't magically make you more special and funnier than anyone else on the street. Bad and awful comedians are a thing.
There are 8 guys I grew up with funnier than her.
Nikki is in for a hard fall when her looks start to go.
She's already there.
Shes already ugly. Have you ever heard the term butterface?
The looks are barely there
Bunch of jealous little girls in these comments 🤣
every corpse on everest was once a very motivated person
Depends on your definition of "every", "corpse", "on", "everest", "was", "once", "a", "very", "motivated" and "person".
Nikki "Theo Nailed it" Glaser
Darth Phaser....I don't see the sores, yet
Nikki “Theo Nailed Me” Glasser
There is something kind of grating about her voice.
Big Ding you hear that too bro? That's that "girl who smoked too many cigs w jerk comedians" vibe she has in her vocal cords. Makes me want to slap a b*ch.
It's the lazy person's vocal fry.
Idc if I get called sexist, but I just can't get into 95% of female comedians, except Ms. Pat lol.
@@TGravy-wp4rc It's because woman are wired differently and women are way more universally similar to other woman than men are similiar to other men. They are naturally more concerned with themselves(yeah, selfish,sorry) and lack insight, maybe even patience to be funny.
How many female drummers or even guitarists do you know that would have the dedication and patience to move from a nobody to finally making it one day?
Say or think what you will, my mother and two daughters are my favorite people in the world.
Adam Matthew ms. Pat one of a kind.
"Who's funnier than her, nobody, except dudes."
@Youric Hunt Norm Mcdonald about Silverman :P
Norm is the man.
Norm is god
This Nikki Glaser character is a real battle-axe!
She calls herself funny multiple times in this video. I’m gonna say she’s hotter than she is funny
Not that hot either
Niamh Butler well, hotter than most female comedians
@@tdog1983-v6c Small sample size there....LOL
Have you seen her material. She's extremely funny.
@@suyashawasthi1 she's amusing, yes. but no HAHA funny. but the subject matter is mostly about her relationship with men which I find unrelatable.
"I get wet for stand ups" 🤔
Me: Grabs mic..gets booed off stage. Still never touched a woman. 😞
bico0625 dude that just made me wet.. I cried a little for you.
@XymXir Theo is that you?
@Selarom Ogeid oh really dude never would've guessed thats what she meant
In any relationship that Joe has, he needs to live with the fact that they are the funnier one.
Jaysus... these two. She with delusions of grandeur, him with the generalizations about an entire gender.
This whole convo was an off note for me. I guess I’m insecure about myself because I don’t dig her humor. Lol.
I think some of the convo was just a slight generalization of their opinions. I don't think they believe they everyone believes in their generalization. People these days take everything so literal. Just lighten up and enjoy the podcast :)
Yeah...was watching this and thinking w t f is this. How can you be so delusional, the both of them
@@dimitrijekrstic7567 Me too! It's going to take a while before I can watch the JRE again. This has left a really bad taste in my mouth.
“Funny knows funny” nikki can’t even put herself close to theos level
Praise the Lord
damn right daddy
@Munnawar Khan huh
Gang gang
No matter though, cause she has a fanny
I'm just relieved that she never has to worry about being the funny one in a relationship.
:D
Theo “I beat them cheeks up” Von
"Well, I've always been funny." 🙄
🤔
"Funnier than anybody that isn't a comic"...strong statement..luv you ✌️❤️
Lol “I’m funnier than everyone who isn’t comics and then some comics” ok hunny calm down your like a 5 out of 10 funny tops I know funnier homeless alcoholics
Holly exactly my point that bitch ain’t funny the dudes who sit in front of my work and drink vodka at 10 am are fucking funny I’ve watched her special since I made the comment and her shit is just not that funny it’s ok but honestly not my humor she’s very one note “I have sex and it’s funny” ....ok what else though. Like plus fucking sober people who feel the need to bring it up all the time I don’t like them
Your comment was funnier than anything she's said into a mic.
Yeah but she has never met your family
Such a weird mindset to have. So she must think that every funny person ever has instantly chosen to be a comic as a career path, it's impossible to be a funny person with a normal job
She sucks
She should really just start dating guys who are deaf and farsighted.
😂
I hope Burr makes a reaction video about this clip.
I know dudes that are funny as hell...funnier than almost any comedian I've watched...and they ain't comedians.
Some dudes be naturally hilarious but not professionally, if they did they'd be way funnier than Joe or this chick, hands down.
Don't say you'd be funnier than everyone who isn't a comedian...there are dudes out there who command a room with funny ass story telling and jokes out of respect and genuine awe, not some comedy club or space where people are expected to let the comedian talk. That takes something more.
I disagree, making Inside jokes in front of a bunch of drunk friends is hard to fuck up. Getting up in front of strangers expecting to be entertained is incredibly difficult.
Comics hone their craft every day for years on end, getting booed off stages to get good. It's like arguing that you know lots of great drivers so F1 drivers and Rally drivers should shut up about being the best. "I know lots of people that speed and never crash!"
I disagree. Usually when someone tells a funny story it is funny because you know some of the people in the story. That gives an advantage to the person who is telling the story and makes it easier because its an inside joke. And the other jokes told in social situations are often basically memes: they're unoriginal repetitions of old jokes.
Unity Shannon shapre (NFL hall of famer) is wayyyy funnier than most stand up comedians and he's not even a comedian
Erik Andersson Do you really think comedians are always the funniest person in a room when not doing a bit?
@@AJ-fp6nk Thats not what he said, he said that performing jokes to an audience of people you dont know is a lot harder than telling jokes to a room full of mates who know you or telling funny stories in a 1 on 1 conversation. It doesnt mean the comic is "funnier" it just means they can perform written stand up better. Case in point this chick is unfunny as fuck in conversation but she can still perform written stand up to a high enough standard to not get booed off stage constantly. Its not about being funny its about being able to perform written material which is something anyone has to work at
"You aren't funnier than me, I do this for a living." Okay, I'm just funnier and a musician.
Her and theo's bby would come out looking just like joe dirt
joe and brandy irl
If she didn’t say she was a comedian I would not have guessed it
I have never seen her yet, see the comedy in a situation, and make a joke of it. Theo's doing it 99% of the time
Joe “you wanna go out” Rogan
joe is cheating on his wife
@@durtydann with nikki glaser?
Spiddyman "unoriginal fucktard" 007
Nikki Glaser’s comedy is like Jake Paul’s boxing....
The answer would be that she isnt funny.
there it is
Yeah I expected a 5 second reply
She is a mess. No doubt she got where shes at because shes half decent looking and can suck a dollar bill up off the floor with a straw while standing up straight.
She's very funny. You have an issue with your own mother
"i've always been funny"
always a sure sign somebody is something if they say it about themselves...right?
"Any comedian who says I've always been funny is truly not a comedian"
Tywin Lannister
"I'm funny" no you're not.
Everytime a female comes on the podcast Joe invariably turns into a male feminist.
vishal sorout agreed. drives me crazy when Joe's voice changes into that tone.
Not really
Yes really
RedBeard no you lot just dont know how to get a good conversation out of women. Your body counts deffo under 10😂😂
Why is it always this picture of Theo in every thumbnail.
Every time joe rogan says “ Theo is just Theo” or “Theo is his own kind of funny” I feel like he’s trying to passive aggressively insult him
Joe is insecure 😹
No its a high compliment from Joe because of how Theo’s mind works and how naturally funny he is and such an individual, that’s what Joe is referring too. Otherwise he just wouldn’t say anything about him at all. The fact he’s talking about him says something and is a compliment in of itself
Everybody who likes this comment thinks like a bitch.
Don’t stand on your assumptions.
no disrespek but after watchin some of these videos , now I know why the dudes she has seen wake up wipe it on the curtain and gtfo LOL.
wtf. Wipe what? What do they have to wipe? I'm so confused
@@kozhikkaalan wipe the spunk. to the curtains, as a compliment. try sometime.
"I'm funnier than most stand ups" ugh...
She’s funny the first time you see her but saying the same joke about her vagina in a slightly different way gets old pretty quick.
She meant to say hard-ons, perhaps.
I also used to hate Nikki Glazer's comedy. I mean I still do, but I used to too.
Tried too hard. And Joes laugh is insincere.
There's so often where he has to force himself to laugh. I envy his job at times but not those times lol
This woman's self image couldn't be further from reality
I’m a regular dude and I have zero issue with my girl being “the funnier one” lol 😂🤷🏽♂️😂
Good on you lol. This comment section is full of sexist losersb
@@thriftyhs28 lmao. She is a shit comedian. Thats just it. Whats sexist about that?
"Used too hate her comedy" lmfao. Theo is getting his feet wet with acting. He still hates it just acting like he don't.
when comedians make out that comedians are gods.
Does she really think she’s better then every non comedian 😬
Ya and she is, I’ll direct you to any Conan interview with her. Don’t mean to come off as abrasive as you did, check them out! If you like comedy you will enjoy
Tory Johnson I’m not saying she’s not funny I enjoyed her set at Alec Baldwin’s toast, you can say that about any comic tho, wouldn’t you think just by math that there’s some people who aren’t comedians that are funnier then her? Lol
Noiseless Sounds so are you and me lol
Well, if you do it professionally, that's a pretty natural thought. If I was a plumber by trade, I'd say I'm better at plumbing that anyone who isn't a plumber... but in reality, that isn't necessarily the case. However, I don't think you'd hold it against a plumber for thinking that (even if they are wrong) and the same goes here, IMO.
DW comedy is different tho, different things make different people laugh and such, I’m not talking about basketball or something you need to work on to get better, you’re either funny or you’re not 🤷🏽♂️
“Men always want to be the center of attention”
Dude needs to get out of LA, out here in the real world most men I know are not like that at all. I’ve never even heard some of my best friends speak. Sure there are exceptions but most guys I know don’t have the need to be the center of attention and if they are it makes them uncomfortable. The need to be the center of attention isn’t alpha, it’s beta AF....
@Leland Joseph Must be a typo 🤣
MMA is also a reality distortion that is so very who heavy.
Theo once said “my friend got bit by a gay guy…. *long pause… I guess we’ll see” 😂😂😂
“Clink clink clink, ladies and gentlemen. . . “
Now I like Theo even more.
Even though he postponed his Irish shows.
oh was he coming to ireland?
krusher74 He played in early January, but was originally supposed to play months earlier. I had tickets for original show but couldn't make the rescheduled one 😩
I think she is funny. But the funniest people I have met never were on stage in their lives and had me laughing harder than even my favorite stand up specials. Humor can come in way more forms than just stand up.
As a guy, I would love to be in a relationship with a funny woman, because I love to laugh. It is a falsehood to think that a guy must be the center of attention every second of the day. Real men are proud of their women.
HER THEO VON IMPRESSION IS SO AMAZING I LIVE FOR THAT
Love your channel
She almost said, “I’m funnier than you.” Then she caught herself and backtracked. Lmao
Gahhh daayyuumm! I love seeing all this Theo Von love in the comments. Gang gang
Gayyyyy
Thanks noob noob
Oh, so you just go around posting comments calling people gay. Hey, buddy just to let you know a lot of the time guys who do what you do are actually gay themselves and are too insecure about it.
@@maciek8159 thats statement is so Gay.... hahahaha
My friends and I have each other in tears when we party and but none of us would be able to do it on stage
Comics are funny on stage, and that’s a bout it... they can’t always keep that persona in regular conversation
Or there are the failed standups that are funny as hell just hanging out but who are shit on stage.
Theo is so funny. n his heart is true. 👊
3:46. Theo is like that professional boxer was called the drunken master. He would box as if he were drunk and stumbling all the time. Theo is so unique its funny in and of itself.
I can't imagine being married to Eliza, I'd tear my ears off.
Who's that
😂🤣🤣