@@derekwwe100 i had to look this up just to be sure i had the timeline right. the movie came out in 2009, they adopted this woman in 2010. SO THE MOVIE CAME FIRST AND THIS WOMAN COPIED IT! OMG!!!
@n/a yeah, I can see it now: 🇺🇸: Ukraine, where are the new Javelins? 🇺🇦: We lost them in another glorious battle for Donetsk airfield destroying *_10.000.000.000.000.000 rushan tonks_* in the process 🇺🇸: Oh, I see. Then how would you explain ISIS USING IT AGAINS US AGAIN?!!
Maybe Epstein should have adopted her? A pedophile adopts a murderous 30-year-old with a disease that makes her look like a kid. Someone make that sitcom NOW!
Imagine being like 30 and sitting in some random peoples living room eating Dino chicken nuggets and playing with dolls. That’s the life honestly Edit: I am well aware there are updates to the story and she really was a child no need to keep saying that
She’s 17 now. Trying to have a life but it’s nearly impossible w/this fraudulent age change she’s suffered under for 8 long yrs. Seriously. She deserves justice & her real birthdate
@Lucy H Follow the links I left. There is way more to this than is being talked about. A real miscarriage of justice has been done to this kid. Solid evidence proves she was born 2003
I could hardly believe tim here. "Yeah they're russians". Try going over there and telling them that. You'll be killed with a vodka bottle and left to bleed to death on the streets. The Russians ACTUALLY took them over in the 1850s I believe so WELL BEFORE communism. Their language is even different. Stalin caused 6 million to starve there 10 YEAR BEFORE the other "so called" six million somewhere else that Hollywood wants to remind you of every second year.
A dude I know has the same condition. He’s almost 40 and he still looks like a 5 year old, although with more aged skin. He works in the pharmacy at Rite Aid. He even sounds like a kid when he talks. Actually it was said when we were kids, we went to school together, that he would have a significantly shortened life span, but I"m really glad to see that's not been the case so far.
You know, both you and Rogan are and were wrong, don't you? Ukraine, has been independent from U.S.S.R. since the Soviet Republic ended in 1991, Aug, 24th. And NOW, we have all, like Marty Mcfly, gone Back to the Future; Passed. On the other hand Belarus looks like they would like some Rubles in their pockets. Stranger still, the more former territories of the Soviet Union that Putin brings back into Russia the less the Ruble will be worth. It is a similar pyramid scheme to the one Biden is trying to pull off in the United. States now. Biden has brought Socialism to an apex in the United States in just one year. Only 1.25 million killed by Fentanyl and Covid and yet the population remains the same with the addition of 2.5 million unskilled foreign illegals.
@@omrthegrizzbear Fully erupted teeth don’t grow. In more current photos her teeth are much larger than back then. That proves they were baby teeth in Barnetts pics, NOT tiny adult teeth.
Whats sad is it was just proven 💯 she WAS NOT an adult, she deserves an apology for all she went through and everyone said she was the sociopath but in reality it was her adopted parent's who were the sociopaths.
Yes, the media's role was terrible. Not going to hear any apologies or retractions for spreading lies and hate about a vulnerable child though. Did these people fact check anything? Who watches this guy?
At first I was surprised at how many people fell for the parents story, but it makes sense given how big the media sensation was around the possibility of something like that happening and the blatant misinformation being spread. People were more intrigued by the idea than whether or not it was actually true.
This reminded me of that older cartoon where an adult gangster the size of a baby pretends to be an orphan baby to rob people only to be constantly thwarted. I always wondered if it could happen in real life. Crazy
@@alfredtaylorjr9566 Ren & Stimpy, the episode where Ren & Stimpy pretend to be babies to live the easy life. They bribe the human babies with cash to go away, and the babies were like gangster thugs, they take a taxi while wearing bowler hats and smoking cigars lol
@Bill Dauterive I don't trust shit from governments USA, Russia, Britain, etc. No government is to be trusted. The more I learn about history, dig deep into geopolitics, etc the more I learn that A LOT of today's modern problem we have is because we most likely had a hand in it. Majority of our problems in the West is directly or indirectly caused by the West in some form especially if it has geopolitical motives... For the longest I've always wondered why countries like Iran, Cuba, Venezuela, etc. hate us & it usually boils down to the fact that A- there used to be a Western Backed Leadership(oftentimes a Dictator) who will sell out his country's resources & wealth to the West & it's corporations whether it's a change of heart by the Leader/Dictator or a Regime change & the current leadership doesn't want to play ball with the West then that becomes a problem. God forbid if a leader wants to return his countries resources & wealth to his people so they can stop being poor all hell breaks loose. Next thing you know there's a random rebel faction in that country, a coup happens & in charge is a western backed dictatorship who'll continue to sell its people out for western interests...... If this fails then the Government will be incredibly hostile to the West.... & for good reason too.
@@sierrathompson78 this story has been going on for months now and it seems no one actually knows the truth. Is she a 30 year old midget or a kid? We will never know
Orphan, the movie where a 12yr old actress played the part, because it was impossible to find a real adult who could pass for a child in the movie. Adults can’t pass for 6 no matter what
@@typicalzen6149 we are not Slavs or speak Slavic language. It's like saying Canada is part of Us since both are English speaking country former British colony
@@thesteadfastduelist6258 thanks for the like. it brings me great happiness knowing that I made someone laugh you can even say “this does put a smile on my face.”-Thanos 😈
I'm baffled at his ignorance in this instance. But he was schooled in America after all, the place where people think Europe is a country in South America, so...
@@hercules_144 - Similiar dynamic. One country invaded or opressed the other. Imposing the language, altering the culture, establishing exploiting mechanisms, dependancy etc.
There is literally 2 weeks of impeachment hearings, broadcast 24/7 throughout the nation (perhaps the world - I live on Guam) with Ukraine as the main character!
they are fighting a civil war. In war with Russia, Ukrainians would have lost in the first week, 3 years ago. Just google up Georgia (country) against Russia in Ossetia
@@cceproductions8435 so... Wayfair was selling furniture for insane prices, for example they would sell a single chair for 16k and gave each furniture Names that coincidentally are the names of children that go missing at the time.
60% Ukraine 30% orphan 5% comments about comments 1% 16yo rappers asking for people to listen to their mixtape 4% joe and guest slambook material roast
Yea snatch a kid out of an orphanage, rip them half way around the world, rehome them like a dog, have the new parents be worse than the old, turn em into an adult, leave em then flee to CA. WTF
@Almer Dzananovic Yes, she was. Take a few minutes to actually think critically about the situation. Stop favoring complex conspiracies over the simple truth.
@@smithdawn1 There's no way she was 8 and living on her own for over a year. Wouldn't the landlord or any other adult notice that and call the authorities?
It was proven she was telling the truth about her age. Goes to show how gullible society is that if a guy sounds camp enough he will be believed. Now him and his ex-wife are looking at jail time.
What was the average age of the girls being exploited on Epstein’s island? I was actually thinking this..midget thing, would have looked too young to fit in there.
Lmao I can't believe Joe Rogan could keep saying crazy stuff like that. I always saw him being informative and high with Elon musk and others 😂😂. Btw who's the other guy?
“The idea there are midgets dressing up as children and trying to burrow into families so they can wake up in the middle of the night and kill them is the funniest thing” sounds more terrifying to me
del46 _ she actually didn’t get arrested from what I’ve read because they don’t know her actual age Edit: and the parents who adopted go arrested for neglecting her lol
Surprised she wasn't recruited for porn. Sooo, has nobody asked 'where' this doppelganger went? Some other family out there staring sideways at their adopted child and getting chills?
if she went to hollywood it would be the best of both worlds, as they leave real kids alone and they instead get it on with someone who only looks like a kid...
“The bitch isn’t growing” 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I rarely laugh at Joe but that was funny
Fuckin funniest comment
Talking about a 16yr old innocent girl this way. Wtf
@@smithdawn1 watch the video ya moron..
This is literally that Orphan film
OMario169 that’s what it’s based off
this is this first thing that i thought of. wtf
I was gona say that
Yep
@@derekwwe100 i had to look this up just to be sure i had the timeline right. the movie came out in 2009, they adopted this woman in 2010. SO THE MOVIE CAME FIRST AND THIS WOMAN COPIED IT! OMG!!!
And people called me crazy for physically attacking all kids on-sight...
what kinda weirdos do you hang out with that think that
🤣🤣🤣
I'll protest for at least 4 kids a year
Gotta have a hobby.
@@josephmcmonagle9621 5 would be better, may as well round it off.
Joe: "Ukraine is part of Russia right?"
*Putin laughing in the distance*
I like Joe, but he could say some stupid things sometimes...
n/a the war isn’t over
@n/a naive American child
@n/a sold them to the middle East like the rest of your army already? 🤣
@n/a yeah, I can see it now:
🇺🇸: Ukraine, where are the new Javelins?
🇺🇦: We lost them in another glorious battle for Donetsk airfield destroying *_10.000.000.000.000.000 rushan tonks_* in the process
🇺🇸: Oh, I see. Then how would you explain ISIS USING IT AGAINS US AGAIN?!!
Bro I’m laughing every 30 seconds this video is gold. Both Joe and Tim have the best convos 😂
Tim WHO?? 🙏 Please
“This true story is based on a movie”
I think that was a different situation.
I watched that movie years ago lol she must of got the idea from that movie
Dior Moreno Yeah it’s called The Orphan
Tu, how the fck doesnt anyone bring this up. Its a mindfck. Lol
That was a lot of hospital stories when jackass was big.
Thats nuts! reminds me of epstein and how he didnt kill himself
Motorcycle Man-GO
Your so daft.....pathetic.
Well played, sir.🤣
@@seanwilks7712 ok boomer
Spades
😂😂 of course you come at me with a over used recycled meme that someone else came up with and millions have used. Pathetic.
Maybe Epstein should have adopted her?
A pedophile adopts a murderous 30-year-old with a disease that makes her look like a kid.
Someone make that sitcom NOW!
Imagine being like 30 and sitting in some random peoples living room eating Dino chicken nuggets and playing with dolls. That’s the life honestly
Edit: I am well aware there are updates to the story and she really was a child no need to keep saying that
She’s 17 now. Trying to have a life but it’s nearly impossible w/this fraudulent age change she’s suffered under for 8 long yrs. Seriously. She deserves justice & her real birthdate
Now THATS what I would pretend to be a kid for. Fuck the killing thing. Live like a kid again.
@@smithdawn1 proof?
@Lucy H Follow the links I left. There is way more to this than is being talked about. A real miscarriage of justice has been done to this kid. Solid evidence proves she was born 2003
@Lucy H Dumbest? It may possibly be the most brilliant comment the internet has seen. Have a sense of humor.
"you do it to the wrong family they will feed you to the wolves" 😂😂😂 lmao
Joe: "Ukraine is part of Russia right?"
Yes, thats why it has a different name and is a different country not called Russia.
I could hardly believe tim here. "Yeah they're russians". Try going over there and telling them that. You'll be killed with a vodka bottle and left to bleed to death on the streets. The Russians ACTUALLY took them over in the 1850s I believe so WELL BEFORE communism. Their language is even different. Stalin caused 6 million to starve there 10 YEAR BEFORE the other "so called" six million somewhere else that
Hollywood wants to remind you of every second year.
@New Keys The fact they reject Russia is why they are not Russian. Are Americans British? We came from Britain. Same blood and genetics.
@Dylan smith Who cares what they think? The trump white house is more Russian than Ukraine
Canada is part of America so the kid is American 😂😂😂😂😂
@New Keys Then there is also no american culture. Just a mix up of european rejects.
A dude I know has the same condition. He’s almost 40 and he still looks like a 5 year old, although with more aged skin. He works in the pharmacy at Rite Aid. He even sounds like a kid when he talks. Actually it was said when we were kids, we went to school together, that he would have a significantly shortened life span, but I"m really glad to see that's not been the case so far.
Yea but is he a psychopath?!
@@Robertjames525 And is he named Chucky?
@@Bonez0r lol👍
@@Robertjames525 lol, no, he’s a nice guy
@@chincemagnet lol
They need to make this into a movie
They did lol 😂
It's called Orphan
No way lmao
@@walshy2089No, that movie came out a yr B4 they adopted her. SHE was a real child that they F’d over, they copied the movie
They did
Joe Rogan 2018:
“Ukraine is a part of Russia”
Joe has always been ahead of his time
Ahead of his time indeed.
This aged well
🤣🍻 oh gees
Came here to say this 😭😭😭
You know, both you and Rogan are and were wrong, don't you? Ukraine, has been independent from U.S.S.R. since the Soviet Republic ended in 1991, Aug, 24th. And NOW, we have all, like Marty Mcfly, gone Back to the Future; Passed. On the other hand Belarus looks like they would like some Rubles in their pockets. Stranger still, the more former territories of the Soviet Union that Putin brings back into Russia the less the Ruble will be worth. It is a similar pyramid scheme to the one Biden is trying to pull off in the United. States now. Biden has brought Socialism to an apex in the United States in just one year. Only 1.25 million killed by Fentanyl and Covid and yet the population remains the same with the addition of 2.5 million unskilled foreign illegals.
“Don’t adopt folks do not adopt”
Orphans: 👁-👁
😂
Take that orphans
😂😂
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
@@11123fsd ur singlehandedly the funniest man ive ever seen
2:30 this quote didn’t age well💀😂
“She had a period she had adult teeth”
Took me out lmao
And a bush lmao
@@kenkelble358 full bush LMAO
Wow
"Ukraine is part of Russia"
That aged well.
I just heard that and went to the comments😂
@@daelroman3831 same
But it is…
@@MissCV it is now
@@buurman534 tell me you don’t know your history without telling me you don’t know your history.
"She had periods. She had adult teeth." 😂
Bold faced liars. Said that but then gave photos to the Daily Mail and you can see a mouthful of baby teeth.
She was no child!! i seen fully grown adults that have tiny ass teeth like baby teeth and their in their 40s smoking meth
@@omrthegrizzbear Fully erupted teeth don’t grow. In more current photos her teeth are much larger than back then. That proves they were baby teeth in Barnetts pics, NOT tiny adult teeth.
@@smithdawn1 shut up loser
User name checks out ✅
2:28 - Hearing Rogan say "Ukraine is a part of Russia" in 2023. is just... I'm at a loss for words.
Please do more research and not spread these lies. Her story is truly tragic and she deserves better than this.
Tim “Serves you right for trying to be a do gooder” Dillon.
For real tho, sometimes people go way out of their way.
Whats sad is it was just proven 💯 she WAS NOT an adult, she deserves an apology for all she went through and everyone said she was the sociopath but in reality it was her adopted parent's who were the sociopaths.
Yes, the media's role was terrible. Not going to hear any apologies or retractions for spreading lies and hate about a vulnerable child though. Did these people fact check anything? Who watches this guy?
At first I was surprised at how many people fell for the parents story, but it makes sense given how big the media sensation was around the possibility of something like that happening and the blatant misinformation being spread. People were more intrigued by the idea than whether or not it was actually true.
@Invalid Characters She currently is now, but she was not when the Barnett's abandoned her.
Every human life is a tragedy
Imagine watching the film Orphan with the orphan lol.
That's too meta.
The orphan was based on a true story... So
Right towards the end of the movie the orphan whips out the chainsaw and hockey mask
Holy shit
Look at TV
Look at freaky child
Look at TV
Look at freaky child
Judo chop then run
“You rented an adult “ 😹😹😹
“Ukraine is apart of russia isnt it” oh boy that didnt age well 😅
“They adopted a child and thought it was a little kid”
Have you seen the film Orphan?
That is correct
You guys don’t get it ^
"Water is wet"
Yeah it went over there head
Remember the Bugs Bunny gangster character that impersonated a baby to escape the law? Baby had a five o'clock shadow and smoked a cigar. 😅😅😅😅
2:30 Joe predicting the future without even trying
Right?
Was looking for this comment
nope, he just showed how bad he knows geography
I died when he said " what do the like, little people do when they wake up, and they're activated and ready to kill " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Family adopts child, three years pass, child still looks same age and probably same height...surely a point comes when questions need to be asked
Turns out this story was bullshit and she was only 9 years old at the time and the parents were abusing her and other adopted kids.
"It's the funniest thing ever".
*Straight face*
Midgets getting activated 😂 1:43
I hope she finds another family to keep doing this. 🤣🤣🤣
I literally almost spit my tea out when he said that.
I'm sorry u drink tea
@@crussteasock4047 Well I ran out of liberal tears to drink so had to substitute.
@@crussteasock4047 - Tea and Iced Tea is delicious
@@four-twenty4205 drink water
No you did not. Stop lying.
This reminded me of that older cartoon where an adult gangster the size of a baby pretends to be an orphan baby to rob people only to be constantly thwarted. I always wondered if it could happen in real life. Crazy
Bruh I vaguely remember this! Name please!!
@@alfredtaylorjr9566 Ren & Stimpy, the episode where Ren & Stimpy pretend to be babies to live the easy life. They bribe the human babies with cash to go away, and the babies were like gangster thugs, they take a taxi while wearing bowler hats and smoking cigars lol
Was there not also a movie with marlon wayans. Baby cop or some bs.
@@Rahab111222 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣aye man that was not a kids cartoon bro idc what anybody says🤷🏿♂️🥴😂🤣🤣🤣
Kinda sounds like the movie “Little Man” not sure though
"I almost adopted this girl in the 90's when I was on tour with Seinfeld in Kiev." - TK Kirkland
🤣
True
“Isn’t Ukraine part of Russia?” Um.....have you not watched the news recently?
U saying she a spy👀
Well a part of Ukraine is now a part of russia.
Do you trust the news?
@Bill Dauterive I don't trust shit from governments USA, Russia, Britain, etc. No government is to be trusted. The more I learn about history, dig deep into geopolitics, etc the more I learn that A LOT of today's modern problem we have is because we most likely had a hand in it. Majority of our problems in the West is directly or indirectly caused by the West in some form especially if it has geopolitical motives...
For the longest I've always wondered why countries like Iran, Cuba, Venezuela, etc. hate us & it usually boils down to the fact that A- there used to be a Western Backed Leadership(oftentimes a Dictator) who will sell out his country's resources & wealth to the West & it's corporations whether it's a change of heart by the Leader/Dictator or a Regime change & the current leadership doesn't want to play ball with the West then that becomes a problem. God forbid if a leader wants to return his countries resources & wealth to his people so they can stop being poor all hell breaks loose.
Next thing you know there's a random rebel faction in that country, a coup happens & in charge is a western backed dictatorship who'll continue to sell its people out for western interests...... If this fails then the Government will be incredibly hostile to the West.... & for good reason too.
Jill's Sandwiches spotted the dumbass who believes the earth is flat and the moon is a hologram projected image.
Turns out she wasn’t a full grown woman
Makes me wonder what the agency said to the parents😂 “hey we’ve got this really cute 6 year old, we’ve had her for 12 years”
Lol
Jay One Lol
Lmfaooo
Her birth mother came out and confirmed she was born in 2003 she’s only 16
@@sierrathompson78 this story has been going on for months now and it seems no one actually knows the truth. Is she a 30 year old midget or a kid? We will never know
“Isn’t Ukraine part of Russia?” “Yeah they’re basically Russian” aged very well
Was bout to comment
Dude, that made me laugh so hard. I cant wait for some bot to edit that out of context.
NATO: Not if we have anything to say!
@@KopperNeomanRussia: 😂 (turns off gas supply to Europe)
Not well depends on your perspective
Adopted 6 years old russian girl, it turned out that was a 40 years old jamaican guy who was visiting russia
Rundik You make me laugh thank you
Lmao
I must have laughed at this for five minutes solid. You sir WIN
Named Jar Jar Binks
They only noticed it, after bathing her...
I think it's crazy that people go across the world to adopt kids when it's kids in their town needing adoption 😂
If they would make it more affordable in the states a lot more children would have homes.
@@tamijean6616 then how are they gonna make money selling kids duh.
😂😂😂 facts
@@kidb1998 well of corse you'd know, your kid B. Kid A was already adopted lmao
i think its the system...
Imagine adopting Hasbulla then finding out you've got an 18 year old who constantly sucker punches you.
Imagine trying to explain something with the mental capacity of a grasshopper.
@@waragainstmyself1159 IMPOSSIBRU!
Imagine adoptive Parents find out Hasbullah has an extra large
D i c k
and no one understands how
@@langtryvlogme Dude what....
I know I’m late to the party but holy shit this is funny
"The Orphan" (2009) was a great movie but hard to believe. Then reality comes and says: what do you think about it now?
Orphan, the movie where a 12yr old actress played the part, because it was impossible to find a real adult who could pass for a child in the movie. Adults can’t pass for 6 no matter what
Was scrolling for this comment
@joe ng Child abusers borrowing a movie script for their defense makes the movie seem more plausible? Hilarious
That's just sick how this came to fruition. And 3 years?!?!
Evi Marie Nope, never seen an adult pass for 6. Pass for 14 or 12, maybe. But 6? Losing your front teeth like most 6 yr olds? Nope.
“What happens when the little people are like.. activated.. or woke up” had me dying 😂
Like they’re little sleeper agents😂😂😂
Edit: sorry napping agents
😂😂😂
Fucking hilarious 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Right 😂😂😂
😂😂
Do people really not remember the movie “Orphan”? Like this is the exact plot lol
Yes, this is life imitating art!
I think part 2 is coming out.
Probably where she got the idea
I literally thought the same thing
Thought it the second i heard of it
"When these little people wake up and they are activated." LOL
😂😂😂
That shit made me laugh too
Like a fucking terminator. 😂😂
😂😂😂
Their eyes turn red
K I L L M O D E E N G A G E D.
Ukraine is part of russia...well that didn't age well
Surprised nobody has alluded to the movie “Orphan”
Yxng Smitty it’s now a true story ahahahah
Bruh I was looking for that too lol.
It's the exact plot of that movie
Lol yeah
Are you kidding? That's what everyone is comparing this case to.
"It's fine. They're Russian." - An excerpt from The Field Guide of Things One Never Says About Ukrainians.
He's American he's slow man
its a joke stop crying smh
@@josephmcswain8848 no u
hagen_daz bet then why does everyone come to our universities?
That’s insane man but I don’t remember fucking asking
I would love for him to bring this up again after that docu series
She's hanging out somewhere drinking a beer with Beetlejuice right now lol
I don’t think so
“When I’m drinkin? No. When I’m drinkin? Yea.”
BJ: Hey weird, tiny charlatan! I think those are foster parents coming our way
WTC: It's Showtime!
So she’s in Chicago?
I think it's a carrot, I don't know nun bout that
‘U rented an adult’ 😂😂
This is even better script than that movie Orphan
Hahaha
The movieveas based off of this story
She’s 16 her birth mother cane forward and admitted she was born in. 2003 and is 16
@@Sars88 did you even think about it before you said this. This all happened after 2010. The movie is 2009. A good movie too
@@hadesnightmare2970 wow, I couldn't recall the year the movie came out, but I know it was one of the smartest, most entertaining horror films ever!
Adopting an adult sociopath is something every married man has done before
Peak boomer dad joke
True story....my old lady looked thirty....turns out she was a Ukrainian socciopath
What a sad mindset.
Everyone who commented before me is mad
Lol
SHE WAS JUST A CHILD. THIS IS SLANDER
“Mom I want a child”
Mom: “we got a child at home”
The child at home:
Wow lmao this comment made me laugh harder than and point in the video and that's saying somethin 😂😂😂
Haha
That moment when you ask your own mother to have a kid with you
Joseph A, Lmao I never looked at it that way, I’m messed up🤪😂
Nice profile pic. Venetian snares is better though.
"This bitch isn't growin'" 😂
He is making a "show " it's called entertainment.comes with the guest
@@jean-paulmorin913 Child neglect is so...entertaining
Is always cringe listening to 2 hack comedians riff
Hahahaha so funny!!!
Try Viagra
You got it wrong she was actually a kid
She should be an undercover cop after pedophiles, let her dexter a bit.
Normally I'd say that was messed up but I agree with you on this.
That's her calling
FBI or whoever pretends to want to stop pedos should take her under their wing for this cause.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭
Micquan Dawson How?
“Ukraine is part of Russia”
*Ukrainians didn’t like that*
Got that right. It's like saying "Canada is part of Russia"
Ukrainians are becoming stoically resentful and condescending because of this comment.
I believe he said, "Ukrainia is part of Russia", so it's even worse....lol...😂
They still call the natives Indians. What do you expect? 😏
@@typicalzen6149 we are not Slavs or speak Slavic language.
It's like saying Canada is part of Us since both are English speaking country former British colony
Joe ‘I don’t recognise the sovereignty of the Ukraine’ Rogan
Me either 👎😂
Only Ukraine does
@@BrysenJacobsen and whole europe
@@MadCapMag soo Joe is a russian agent?
Hes so uninformed it gets annoying.
The movie 'ORPHAN' was based on this. There's many clips of it here on RUclips, it depicts pretty much everything they said on this podcast.
Thank you!!! Specifically came to the comments to find the name of that movie.
This happened after the orphan came out
They just did a report and the girl was 9 for real hahahaha they left a 9yr old kid alone to live as a grown up. She looks grown now
How could you post this with certainty when its obviously not true
“Ukraine is part of Russia”. *Ukrainian anger noises intensify*
LOL
Its Russia Jr.
@Dr. Krieger nigga no, it's a different free country, probably bigger than Germany, or even France
@Dr. Krieger sorry, I can't tell sarcasm through a screen my nigga 😂
I had a Russian friend in my freshman year and one day I joked and said that he was Ukrainian. We weren’t friends much longer
Everybody gangsta until the biggest knife In your house is missing and the midgets smiling.
I just LMAO for real man, you deserve my like.
@@thesteadfastduelist6258 thanks for the like. it brings me great happiness knowing that I made someone laugh you can even say “this does put a smile on my face.”-Thanos 😈
@@RH-S
Hilarious 😄👍
They should have opted for an ankle biting basset hound
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Joe “Ukraine is a part of Russia” Rogan
holy shit 2:30
man this guy is always tripping XD
"yeah it's fine they're russian"
to be fair it was when he was 20
I'm baffled at his ignorance in this instance. But he was schooled in America after all, the place where people think Europe is a country in South America, so...
@@Albanez39 oh shut up you twat ukraine was part of russia and is geographically in russia, same as belorus
They proved it was a child
Rogan yet to apoligize his podcast fueled this bs of her being an adult poor thing was living by herself in that apartment at age 8
"Ukraine is a part of Russia." ... The most USA thing to say ever.
That's literally worse than saying Ireland is in the UK.
@@hercules_144 - Similiar dynamic. One country invaded or opressed the other. Imposing the language, altering the culture, establishing exploiting mechanisms, dependancy etc.
Ukrainia*
@@billbosagginz740 - * Ukraina
@Black Liberalman - Correct the grammar and maybe add a word, just so you don't look totally stupid.
"Ukraine is Russia" they're literally fighting a war lol
There is literally 2 weeks of impeachment hearings, broadcast 24/7 throughout the nation (perhaps the world - I live on Guam) with Ukraine as the main character!
they are fighting a civil war. In war with Russia, Ukrainians would have lost in the first week, 3 years ago. Just google up Georgia (country) against Russia in Ossetia
And it's all over our political dialog recently
@@jdsguam makes you think how out of the loop are they
half of it is russia now. Thats alot.
I hate when I order a child off wish... this is the shit that happens.
😂 😂 😂
👀on
WHAT
Or Wayfair.
@@brandonmetalspine9047 I've heard someone say that can u plz explain what wayfair did?
@@cceproductions8435 so... Wayfair was selling furniture for insane prices, for example they would sell a single chair for 16k and gave each furniture Names that coincidentally are the names of children that go missing at the time.
joe she wasn't 30 it was proven she was only 8 30 year olds dont have 15 baby teeth
it is funny, delete your comment
@@MartinMartin-bh4ke When did i say it wasn't funny? bro relax, stop reading comments like a liberal . i love Tim and Joe
@@MartinMartin-bh4keFunny because you’re not the one being defamed
“So what happens when these little people wake up and get activated” like it’s some sort of Pokémon
Those God d**** decepticons.
Skynet just making these terminator weirder and weirder like Jesus I thought dark fate was bad but these new ones are horrible
Some dwarf sleeper cell agent
I'm fucking cackling I'm so glad someone else loved that they're like sleeper agents
Not a Pokemon, sleeper cell agent. They were/Maybe are a thing.
The fact she smoked nonfiltered cigarettes n drank bourbon, should've raised red flags
She went & voted for HRC in 2016 so.... 🙄
vodka*
Like, wtf!
This isn't real..
@@adde-j6q Don't forget the occasional 7ft tall black boyfriend when she needs to assert her dominance. That's very American.
70% of comments: Ukraine isn’t part of Russia.
30% of comments: This is the movie Orphan.
60% Ukraine 30% orphan 5% comments about comments 1% 16yo rappers asking for people to listen to their mixtape 4% joe and guest slambook material roast
@@L6e200011 yoo can you check out my mix tape coming out 2032
i think russia still thinks ukraine is part of russia
60% of comments: Ukraine isn’t part of Russia
20% of comments: This is the orphan movie
10% of comments: Epstein didn’t kill himself
Ukraine is a Russian orphan movie
Dwayne Johnson: adopts adult sociopath posing as child
Kevin Hart: *giggles*
Auzzy Jensen not bad
Underrated
Auzzy Jensen sounds like Lil man- the Wayne’s
Best comment! Kudos!
Auzzy Jensen a good movie.
“What happens when they’re activated” Lmaoo what type of wording
Gil de Shokka I thought that was hilarious too
Mk ultra
"Hi, I'm chucky!"
Dont feed them after midnight!!!
Lol like a sleeper agent
Parents feared for their lives
Joe : scary stuff
Tim: its funniest thing ever
Me: wtf?
Yea snatch a kid out of an orphanage, rip them half way around the world, rehome them like a dog, have the new parents be worse than the old, turn em into an adult, leave em then flee to CA. WTF
It is pretty funny tho let’s be honest
@@smithdawn1 it was not a kid
@Almer Dzananovic Yes, she was. Take a few minutes to actually think critically about the situation. Stop favoring complex conspiracies over the simple truth.
@@smithdawn1 There's no way she was 8 and living on her own for over a year. Wouldn't the landlord or any other adult notice that and call the authorities?
It was proven she was telling the truth about her age. Goes to show how gullible society is that if a guy sounds camp enough he will be believed. Now him and his ex-wife are looking at jail time.
She could get a job with Chris Hanson on To Catch a Predator .
Best underrated comment
Have a seat over there please
"Natalia" why did you kill him!?"
Looooool
comedy genius! 😂😂
If Joe was fully clean shaven he could pass for a caveman baby
2:58
Joe could pass for an internet DMT cult leader without any make up XD
I would breastfeed him
Lmao
@@ianhornbeck lmao nice catch
Turns out she was a child I feel bad for her
Joe: "Canada is part of US, right?"
If they start short selling us on maple syrup, I’d give it two weeks and one Moab on Montreal
@@BuggaBoy69 You got that right, bud! Montreal is France, right? Just to be sure.
Aleksandr Medvedev France? Britain? Canada? Who’s to say, eh
Simpletons, everybody knows Canada doesn't exist, like Alaska.
Canada is part of Mexico but mexico is the 56th u.s state so it's all the same
Joe "Ukraine is part of Russia" Rogan
*Vladimir Putin has joined the chat*
Well if she lived on Krym
A Person soon....
He meant ussr lol
This turned out to be way different. The little girl was actually a little girl and the parents were crazy.
"full bush and adult teeth" should be a t-shirt
Lol
LMFAO
🤣🤣
If you want people to avoid you, lol.
LMFAOOOOO
Joe: "Ukraine is part of Russia right?"
Putin: "Not yet..."
"It's treason then..."
Your a worthless idiot.. what the fuk is wrong with you.. no. It’s a different country....
@Yellowgear 001 - The joke went right over his head.
Also the guy doesn't know the difference between "Your" and "You're."
Lmao
@@satyricon65 Oh no how dare he make grammatical mistakes!
This lady would've been a hit on the Epstein Island
FBI: *OPEN UP*
Epstein: (Smirking whilst holding her documentation like a fucking Uno card)
@@abcde8293 I'm picturing more like Yugi flipping the last Exodia card.
@@TheLethalIntrospectionCrew yugioh is dead lmao
She was to old.
What was the average age of the girls being exploited on Epstein’s island? I was actually thinking this..midget thing, would have looked too young to fit in there.
She's engaged to R Kelly now.
Y'all killing me with this sh!t!
Bhahahahaha!!!!! hahahahaha!!!!! Fkn perfect comment...
Dark but funny
But when he finds out she’s not a child, he’s going to be... pissed.
@@asandman354 lol true but he does go for women occasionally so even then he might let her stay long enough to try and kill him.
I don’t understand how joe can be smart and dumb at the same time
He’s like the philosophical jock.
You can be smart without education ;)
Weed and buffalo trace
A lot of weed and a lot of steroids makes Joe a ramblin man
Its called personality, no two are the same
She really was a child. The documentary is on max
This was filmed before the documentary. I’d love to see them revisit this topic
“I hope she finds another family” LMFAO
Lmao I can't believe Joe Rogan could keep saying crazy stuff like that. I always saw him being informative and high with Elon musk and others 😂😂. Btw who's the other guy?
@@muizzkhan2426 some comedian
“Let her do it” 😂 Dude is funny af!
@@muizzkhan2426 Tim Dillon
😂
"Serves them right for trying to be a do-gooder" 💀😂😭😂😭
🤣🤣🤣
"When they're like activated" lmaoooo 😂😂😂😂
😆😆😆😆
"That serves you right for being a do-gooder" LOL
No good deed goes unpunished
😆
What happened to this guy that he's so passionate about dissuading others from trying to help?
@321Nox he became a comedian
“The idea there are midgets dressing up as children and trying to burrow into families so they can wake up in the middle of the night and kill them is the funniest thing” sounds more terrifying to me
I know right ....haha wow
You don't laugh at horror movies?
There have always been psychos, what’s funny are the lengths ,or lack there of, they’ll go through to achieve their goals
I would waterboard her little ass. And Keep her prisoner and claim her on my taxes for a decade.
Ahh cmon, no sense of humour lol
Can the couple get a refund?? I mean they didn't get a child.
chris erven for the win! Dude- I’m dying 😂
It's true but also you can't adopt a adult/person so they might go to jail too
They didn’t bring the receipt
No refunds after 30 days 😳
Hell I'd even use for the emotional stress haha
welp this didnt age well.
Joe: “They got divorced?” Ole dude: “They rented an adult that tried to kill them.” Joe: “that’ll do it.”
Thirty year old attempts to murder two people.
"Does she go to jail now?"
del46 _ she actually didn’t get arrested from what I’ve read because they don’t know her actual age
Edit: and the parents who adopted go arrested for neglecting her lol
Ahhh to be different.....loop holes around ~laws~....its the Amarucan way
Bitches can get away with anything.
@@mozuesolympian2988 ikr
Surprised she wasn't recruited for porn. Sooo, has nobody asked 'where' this doppelganger went? Some other family out there staring sideways at their adopted child and getting chills?
She probably could have had a legitimate career in Hollywood as a child stunt double.
kewkabe for real lol
Fr, I wanna quick a midget to the sky so bad!!!
Yeah maybe if they remake wizard of Oz 😂
I’m done 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
if she went to hollywood it would be the best of both worlds, as they leave real kids alone and they instead get it on with someone who only looks like a kid...