Couple Adopted an Adult Sociopath Posing as Child w/Tim Dillon | Joe Rogan

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

Комментарии • 17 тыс.

  • @OmarZing
    @OmarZing 5 лет назад +21574

    This is literally that Orphan film

    • @derekwwe100
      @derekwwe100 5 лет назад +664

      OMario169 that’s what it’s based off

    • @flyboy2592
      @flyboy2592 5 лет назад +451

      this is this first thing that i thought of. wtf

    • @dogsbreakfast4952
      @dogsbreakfast4952 5 лет назад +100

      I was gona say that

    • @robk.6591
      @robk.6591 5 лет назад +43

      Yep

    • @flyboy2592
      @flyboy2592 5 лет назад +1012

      @@derekwwe100 i had to look this up just to be sure i had the timeline right. the movie came out in 2009, they adopted this woman in 2010. SO THE MOVIE CAME FIRST AND THIS WOMAN COPIED IT! OMG!!!

  • @spencegame
    @spencegame 4 года назад +7760

    Joe: "Ukraine is part of Russia right?"
    *Putin laughing in the distance*

    •  4 года назад +437

      I like Joe, but he could say some stupid things sometimes...

    • @brandonwiebe2647
      @brandonwiebe2647 4 года назад +31

      n/a the war isn’t over

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen 4 года назад +40

      @n/a naive American child

    • @deptusmechanikus7362
      @deptusmechanikus7362 4 года назад +13

      @n/a sold them to the middle East like the rest of your army already? 🤣

    • @deptusmechanikus7362
      @deptusmechanikus7362 4 года назад +38

      @n/a yeah, I can see it now:
      🇺🇸: Ukraine, where are the new Javelins?
      🇺🇦: We lost them in another glorious battle for Donetsk airfield destroying *_10.000.000.000.000.000 rushan tonks_* in the process
      🇺🇸: Oh, I see. Then how would you explain ISIS USING IT AGAINS US AGAIN?!!

  • @michaelarmstrong3740
    @michaelarmstrong3740 3 года назад +647

    “The bitch isn’t growing” 😂😂😂😂

    • @zm2304
      @zm2304 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ArmwrestlingJoe
      @ArmwrestlingJoe 3 года назад +5

      I rarely laugh at Joe but that was funny

    • @dtredinnick5897
      @dtredinnick5897 3 года назад

      Fuckin funniest comment

    • @smithdawn1
      @smithdawn1 3 года назад +1

      Talking about a 16yr old innocent girl this way. Wtf

    • @michaelarmstrong3740
      @michaelarmstrong3740 3 года назад +2

      @@smithdawn1 watch the video ya moron..

  • @chiefchuck3897
    @chiefchuck3897 Год назад +510

    “Isn’t Ukraine part of Russia?” “Yeah they’re basically Russian” aged very well

    • @hyperjump1169
      @hyperjump1169 Год назад +13

      Was bout to comment

    • @drmephistoscane
      @drmephistoscane Год назад +10

      Dude, that made me laugh so hard. I cant wait for some bot to edit that out of context.

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman Год назад +14

      NATO: Not if we have anything to say!

    • @meantweetsandcheepgas946
      @meantweetsandcheepgas946 Год назад +7

      ​@@KopperNeomanRussia: 😂 (turns off gas supply to Europe)

    • @qui-gonjinn3322
      @qui-gonjinn3322 Год назад +2

      Not well depends on your perspective

  • @Rundik
    @Rundik 5 лет назад +6187

    Adopted 6 years old russian girl, it turned out that was a 40 years old jamaican guy who was visiting russia

  • @rong2912
    @rong2912 3 года назад +5188

    Imagine adopting Hasbulla then finding out you've got an 18 year old who constantly sucker punches you.

    • @waragainstmyself1159
      @waragainstmyself1159 2 года назад +1

      Imagine trying to explain something with the mental capacity of a grasshopper.

    • @rong2912
      @rong2912 2 года назад +16

      @@waragainstmyself1159 IMPOSSIBRU!

    • @langtryvlogme
      @langtryvlogme 2 года назад +2

      Imagine adoptive Parents find out Hasbullah has an extra large
      D i c k
      and no one understands how

    • @alrricqscott9993
      @alrricqscott9993 2 года назад +25

      @@langtryvlogme Dude what....

    • @culticconker138
      @culticconker138 2 года назад +48

      I know I’m late to the party but holy shit this is funny

  • @macdad159
    @macdad159 5 лет назад +2180

    "When these little people wake up and they are activated." LOL

  • @olajuwonspears9448
    @olajuwonspears9448 Год назад +355

    I think it's crazy that people go across the world to adopt kids when it's kids in their town needing adoption 😂

    • @tamijean6616
      @tamijean6616 Год назад +38

      If they would make it more affordable in the states a lot more children would have homes.

    • @rasmuskjaerpoulsen
      @rasmuskjaerpoulsen Год назад +19

      @@tamijean6616 then how are they gonna make money selling kids duh.

    • @kidb1998
      @kidb1998 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂 facts

    • @compjake
      @compjake Год назад +9

      @@kidb1998 well of corse you'd know, your kid B. Kid A was already adopted lmao

    • @EllaNonimato
      @EllaNonimato Год назад +1

      i think its the system...

  • @j1thegod
    @j1thegod 5 лет назад +9305

    Makes me wonder what the agency said to the parents😂 “hey we’ve got this really cute 6 year old, we’ve had her for 12 years”

    • @joshp234
      @joshp234 5 лет назад +76

      Lol

    • @mcearl8073
      @mcearl8073 5 лет назад +13

      Jay One Lol

    • @97_till
      @97_till 5 лет назад +19

      Lmfaooo

    • @sierrathompson78
      @sierrathompson78 5 лет назад +88

      Her birth mother came out and confirmed she was born in 2003 she’s only 16

    • @gooddickman1561
      @gooddickman1561 5 лет назад +177

      @@sierrathompson78 this story has been going on for months now and it seems no one actually knows the truth. Is she a 30 year old midget or a kid? We will never know

  • @vrilmaxxed
    @vrilmaxxed 4 года назад +3480

    “Mom I want a child”
    Mom: “we got a child at home”
    The child at home:

    • @lunan9412
      @lunan9412 4 года назад +22

      Wow lmao this comment made me laugh harder than and point in the video and that's saying somethin 😂😂😂

    • @akj3344
      @akj3344 4 года назад +4

      Haha

    • @josephalexander2397
      @josephalexander2397 4 года назад +78

      That moment when you ask your own mother to have a kid with you

    • @vrilmaxxed
      @vrilmaxxed 4 года назад +14

      Joseph A, Lmao I never looked at it that way, I’m messed up🤪😂

    • @NoodlePastie
      @NoodlePastie 4 года назад +3

      Nice profile pic. Venetian snares is better though.

  • @joethestrat
    @joethestrat 5 лет назад +1027

    And people called me crazy for physically attacking all kids on-sight...

    • @beenieweenie1986
      @beenieweenie1986 5 лет назад +42

      what kinda weirdos do you hang out with that think that

    • @zenadrian4678
      @zenadrian4678 5 лет назад +7

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @josephmcmonagle9621
      @josephmcmonagle9621 5 лет назад +17

      I'll protest for at least 4 kids a year

    • @willkline7062
      @willkline7062 5 лет назад +18

      Gotta have a hobby.

    • @choughed3072
      @choughed3072 5 лет назад +6

      @@josephmcmonagle9621 5 would be better, may as well round it off.

  • @jeremyrivera8480
    @jeremyrivera8480 Год назад +70

    Bro I’m laughing every 30 seconds this video is gold. Both Joe and Tim have the best convos 😂

  • @ncr3299
    @ncr3299 5 лет назад +1081

    She should be an undercover cop after pedophiles, let her dexter a bit.

    • @michaelbarnes7351
      @michaelbarnes7351 5 лет назад +80

      Normally I'd say that was messed up but I agree with you on this.

    • @alexchalko3488
      @alexchalko3488 5 лет назад +47

      That's her calling

    • @enlightenedapple
      @enlightenedapple 5 лет назад +43

      FBI or whoever pretends to want to stop pedos should take her under their wing for this cause.

    • @ligaskirbauska8652
      @ligaskirbauska8652 5 лет назад +1

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @millasboo
      @millasboo 5 лет назад +3

      Micquan Dawson How?

  • @progyandas9650
    @progyandas9650 5 лет назад +717

    ‘U rented an adult’ 😂😂
    This is even better script than that movie Orphan

    • @stuna101a
      @stuna101a 5 лет назад

      Hahaha

    • @Sars88
      @Sars88 5 лет назад +1

      The movieveas based off of this story

    • @sierrathompson78
      @sierrathompson78 5 лет назад

      She’s 16 her birth mother cane forward and admitted she was born in. 2003 and is 16

    • @hadesnightmare2970
      @hadesnightmare2970 5 лет назад +1

      @@Sars88 did you even think about it before you said this. This all happened after 2010. The movie is 2009. A good movie too

    • @jcdc1824
      @jcdc1824 5 лет назад +2

      @@hadesnightmare2970 wow, I couldn't recall the year the movie came out, but I know it was one of the smartest, most entertaining horror films ever!

  • @wander9499
    @wander9499 3 года назад +2529

    “What happens when the little people are like.. activated.. or woke up” had me dying 😂

  • @kiramartin4698
    @kiramartin4698 10 месяцев назад +16

    I would love for him to bring this up again after that docu series

  • @child_of_God316
    @child_of_God316 4 года назад +1557

    She's hanging out somewhere drinking a beer with Beetlejuice right now lol

    • @miguelmartinez8189
      @miguelmartinez8189 4 года назад +1

      I don’t think so

    • @ruinedrx8
      @ruinedrx8 4 года назад +18

      “When I’m drinkin? No. When I’m drinkin? Yea.”

    • @greerstirling8653
      @greerstirling8653 4 года назад +4

      BJ: Hey weird, tiny charlatan! I think those are foster parents coming our way
      WTC: It's Showtime!

    • @reppinthat2072
      @reppinthat2072 4 года назад +3

      So she’s in Chicago?

    • @BuddaGheeski
      @BuddaGheeski 4 года назад +6

      I think it's a carrot, I don't know nun bout that

  • @TheKkkeeennnnnnyyy
    @TheKkkeeennnnnnyyy 5 лет назад +4839

    Adopting an adult sociopath is something every married man has done before

    • @Ryan-cs3uc
      @Ryan-cs3uc 5 лет назад +530

      Peak boomer dad joke

    • @dumb1ststup1der50
      @dumb1ststup1der50 5 лет назад +127

      True story....my old lady looked thirty....turns out she was a Ukrainian socciopath

    • @runicvision26
      @runicvision26 5 лет назад +102

      What a sad mindset.

    • @LeReal
      @LeReal 5 лет назад +132

      Everyone who commented before me is mad

    • @niwe3631
      @niwe3631 5 лет назад +9

      Lol

  • @ellabiddy4741
    @ellabiddy4741 4 года назад +8481

    Imagine being like 30 and sitting in some random peoples living room eating Dino chicken nuggets and playing with dolls. That’s the life honestly
    Edit: I am well aware there are updates to the story and she really was a child no need to keep saying that

    • @smithdawn1
      @smithdawn1 4 года назад +110

      She’s 17 now. Trying to have a life but it’s nearly impossible w/this fraudulent age change she’s suffered under for 8 long yrs. Seriously. She deserves justice & her real birthdate

    • @rcem4773
      @rcem4773 4 года назад +214

      Now THATS what I would pretend to be a kid for. Fuck the killing thing. Live like a kid again.

    • @XSCSCGS
      @XSCSCGS 4 года назад +111

      @@smithdawn1 proof?

    • @smithdawn1
      @smithdawn1 4 года назад +37

      @Lucy H Follow the links I left. There is way more to this than is being talked about. A real miscarriage of justice has been done to this kid. Solid evidence proves she was born 2003

    • @marcdemichele2689
      @marcdemichele2689 4 года назад +21

      @Lucy H Dumbest? It may possibly be the most brilliant comment the internet has seen. Have a sense of humor.

  • @Its_Gonzo
    @Its_Gonzo Год назад +10

    "you do it to the wrong family they will feed you to the wolves" 😂😂😂 lmao

  • @NorthernTorch
    @NorthernTorch 3 года назад +857

    "This bitch isn't growin'" 😂

    • @jean-paulmorin913
      @jean-paulmorin913 3 года назад +3

      He is making a "show " it's called entertainment.comes with the guest

    • @krustycrb7182
      @krustycrb7182 3 года назад +1

      @@jean-paulmorin913 Child neglect is so...entertaining

    • @beenrue5672
      @beenrue5672 3 года назад +1

      Is always cringe listening to 2 hack comedians riff

    • @millemaolchannel8608
      @millemaolchannel8608 3 года назад +1

      Hahahaha so funny!!!

    • @DR.DisInfect
      @DR.DisInfect 3 года назад

      Try Viagra

  • @motorcycleman-go4708
    @motorcycleman-go4708 5 лет назад +5863

    Thats nuts! reminds me of epstein and how he didnt kill himself

    • @seanwilks7712
      @seanwilks7712 5 лет назад +24

      Motorcycle Man-GO
      Your so daft.....pathetic.

    • @scottthompson850
      @scottthompson850 5 лет назад +62

      Well played, sir.🤣

    • @spades5039
      @spades5039 5 лет назад +168

      @@seanwilks7712 ok boomer

    • @seanwilks7712
      @seanwilks7712 5 лет назад +20

      Spades
      😂😂 of course you come at me with a over used recycled meme that someone else came up with and millions have used. Pathetic.

    • @Phatnaru0002
      @Phatnaru0002 5 лет назад +88

      Maybe Epstein should have adopted her?
      A pedophile adopts a murderous 30-year-old with a disease that makes her look like a kid.
      Someone make that sitcom NOW!

  • @auzzyjensen5845
    @auzzyjensen5845 5 лет назад +554

    Dwayne Johnson: adopts adult sociopath posing as child
    Kevin Hart: *giggles*

  • @Pack.Leader
    @Pack.Leader Год назад +3

    I've yet to see a clip of a video with Joe and Tim Dillon that I didn't thoroughly enjoy. I love Tim Dillon. They bring out the best in one another.

  • @brittoncrum4074
    @brittoncrum4074 5 лет назад +702

    "It's fine. They're Russian." - An excerpt from The Field Guide of Things One Never Says About Ukrainians.

    • @littlebrayutd
      @littlebrayutd 5 лет назад +24

      He's American he's slow man

    • @josephmcswain8848
      @josephmcswain8848 5 лет назад +3

      its a joke stop crying smh

    • @flykope9211
      @flykope9211 5 лет назад +3

      @@josephmcswain8848 no u

    • @Ps3luvr260
      @Ps3luvr260 5 лет назад +2

      hagen_daz bet then why does everyone come to our universities?

    • @barackobama3032
      @barackobama3032 5 лет назад

      That’s insane man but I don’t remember fucking asking

  • @yamahakid450f
    @yamahakid450f 3 года назад +951

    I hate when I order a child off wish... this is the shit that happens.

    • @luiss54
      @luiss54 3 года назад +7

      😂 😂 😂

    • @alien247
      @alien247 3 года назад +2

      👀on
      WHAT

    • @brandonmetalspine9047
      @brandonmetalspine9047 3 года назад +10

      Or Wayfair.

    • @cceproductions8435
      @cceproductions8435 3 года назад +2

      @@brandonmetalspine9047 I've heard someone say that can u plz explain what wayfair did?

    • @brandonmetalspine9047
      @brandonmetalspine9047 3 года назад +10

      @@cceproductions8435 so... Wayfair was selling furniture for insane prices, for example they would sell a single chair for 16k and gave each furniture Names that coincidentally are the names of children that go missing at the time.

  • @donnysmokes1596
    @donnysmokes1596 5 лет назад +1771

    “This true story is based on a movie”

    • @DMTInfinity
      @DMTInfinity 5 лет назад +12

      I think that was a different situation.

    • @taraishot100
      @taraishot100 5 лет назад +88

      I watched that movie years ago lol she must of got the idea from that movie

    • @gspawnz
      @gspawnz 5 лет назад +29

      Dior Moreno Yeah it’s called The Orphan

    • @vperkv6554
      @vperkv6554 5 лет назад +23

      Tu, how the fck doesnt anyone bring this up. Its a mindfck. Lol

    • @WokeDEMOCRATShaveASPD
      @WokeDEMOCRATShaveASPD 5 лет назад +3

      That was a lot of hospital stories when jackass was big.

  • @danieln9226
    @danieln9226 Год назад +44

    The movie 'ORPHAN' was based on this. There's many clips of it here on RUclips, it depicts pretty much everything they said on this podcast.

    • @stevenaarhus8850
      @stevenaarhus8850 Год назад +4

      Thank you!!! Specifically came to the comments to find the name of that movie.

    • @SlimeSlob0321
      @SlimeSlob0321 11 месяцев назад +2

      This happened after the orphan came out

    • @billydakid9814
      @billydakid9814 11 месяцев назад +5

      They just did a report and the girl was 9 for real hahahaha they left a 9yr old kid alone to live as a grown up. She looks grown now

    • @pitch5330
      @pitch5330 4 месяца назад

      How could you post this with certainty when its obviously not true

  • @NonzeroBobcat73
    @NonzeroBobcat73 5 лет назад +2699

    Do people really not remember the movie “Orphan”? Like this is the exact plot lol

  • @michaelstone1047
    @michaelstone1047 5 лет назад +674

    The fact she smoked nonfiltered cigarettes n drank bourbon, should've raised red flags

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 5 лет назад +23

      She went & voted for HRC in 2016 so.... 🙄

    • @2010RSHACKS
      @2010RSHACKS 5 лет назад +19

      vodka*

    • @staciabelcher28
      @staciabelcher28 5 лет назад +1

      Like, wtf!

    • @metalman8893
      @metalman8893 5 лет назад +3

      This isn't real..

    • @louie9373
      @louie9373 5 лет назад +8

      @@diatomdiatom Don't forget the occasional 7ft tall black boyfriend when she needs to assert her dominance. That's very American.

  • @gildeshokka7721
    @gildeshokka7721 4 года назад +788

    “What happens when they’re activated” Lmaoo what type of wording

  • @Last-Varangian
    @Last-Varangian Год назад +23

    The entire time watching this, I kept thinking, I've seen this story before, only with different people, then I remembered it! This exact same scenario played out with another Russian adoption back in the late 2000's only it was a seven year old boy and the family was in Tennessee, Shelbyville to be exact! They ended up taking the "child", named, Artyem Saveliev, to the Nashville International Airport, bought him a one way ticket back to Russia and put him on the flight by himself! They told pretty much the same stories about him threatening to kill the family, trying to poison them, finding him standing over their bed at night holding a knife and so forth, except I don't remember anything about it actually being an adult posing as a kid. Maybe someone needs to investigate the Russian adoption agencies and see if they're sending their real problem kids to the US and other western countries as a way of dumping them onto someone else.

    • @aznative_
      @aznative_ Год назад +2

      Or that story could have been like this one actually turned out to be. Which Joe Rogan is dumb enough maybe not to know but she actually is a child. The dental records and certain other things have proved that. It was the parents that were pulling one over trying to send the child back. And it's very plausible that the same thing was true in the story that you said and they just made all that shit up so they could send a child back that they didn't want. Read your own story back to yourself does it sound very likely? Don't believe everything that you hear especially from people like Joe Rogan. But to be honest with you you sound like a Hook line & sinker kind of guy to me.

    • @Last-Varangian
      @Last-Varangian Год назад +5

      @@aznative_ Don't insult people on the internet you've never met based on one short comment. That shows that you jump to conclusions quickly and without all the evidence.
      I never said I believed either story at all, only that they sounded almost exactly alike, with the parents involved telling the same or very similar tales. A thorough investigation into all aspects would necessarily include investigation of the foreign adoption agencies so that no stone is left unturned and all angles are considered. The parents have been/are being investigated already, so that only leaves the foreign elements to consider, especially seeing as how that is the only proven common thread here. I had thought that point obvious, perhaps that is where I made my mistake: giving the audience to much credit.

    • @aznative_
      @aznative_ Год назад

      @@Last-Varangian I'll do whatever the f*** I want hillbilly you're nobody to tell me what to do. You're taking anecdotal information, two cases and turning it into a systemic problem. Only real low IQ people do those kinds of things. How about you pull your head out of your ass.

    • @aznative_
      @aznative_ Год назад

      @@Last-Varangian mr. Hillbilly seems to be mr. Conspiracy theory.

    • @Last-Varangian
      @Last-Varangian Год назад +3

      @@aznative_ You've watched way to many movies son, you should get out more, see the real world. You may have the final word if you must. Have a good evening.

  • @samdog166
    @samdog166 4 года назад +1783

    Joe ‘I don’t recognise the sovereignty of the Ukraine’ Rogan

  • @motoray9725
    @motoray9725 4 года назад +2022

    “Ukraine is part of Russia”. *Ukrainian anger noises intensify*

    • @3DegreesNorth638
      @3DegreesNorth638 4 года назад +8

      LOL

    • @leonidas14775
      @leonidas14775 4 года назад +51

      Its Russia Jr.

    • @motoray9725
      @motoray9725 4 года назад +104

      @Dr. Krieger nigga no, it's a different free country, probably bigger than Germany, or even France

    • @motoray9725
      @motoray9725 4 года назад +48

      @Dr. Krieger sorry, I can't tell sarcasm through a screen my nigga 😂

    • @mksgamingclan9520
      @mksgamingclan9520 4 года назад +32

      I had a Russian friend in my freshman year and one day I joked and said that he was Ukrainian. We weren’t friends much longer

  • @-Smitty
    @-Smitty 5 лет назад +7146

    Surprised nobody has alluded to the movie “Orphan”

  • @landontucker2866
    @landontucker2866 Год назад +5

    I cannot believe the court allowed another family to adopt her again

  • @bw2020
    @bw2020 5 лет назад +1701

    70% of comments: Ukraine isn’t part of Russia.
    30% of comments: This is the movie Orphan.

    • @L6e200011
      @L6e200011 5 лет назад +18

      60% Ukraine 30% orphan 5% comments about comments 1% 16yo rappers asking for people to listen to their mixtape 4% joe and guest slambook material roast

    • @geos6905
      @geos6905 5 лет назад +7

      @@L6e200011 yoo can you check out my mix tape coming out 2032

    • @pyrebird555
      @pyrebird555 5 лет назад +9

      i think russia still thinks ukraine is part of russia

    • @camaroncarter
      @camaroncarter 5 лет назад +3

      60% of comments: Ukraine isn’t part of Russia
      20% of comments: This is the orphan movie
      10% of comments: Epstein didn’t kill himself

    • @math9381
      @math9381 4 года назад

      Ukraine is a Russian orphan movie

  • @RH-S
    @RH-S 4 года назад +1201

    Everybody gangsta until the biggest knife In your house is missing and the midgets smiling.

    • @thesteadfastduelist6258
      @thesteadfastduelist6258 4 года назад +16

      I just LMAO for real man, you deserve my like.

    • @RH-S
      @RH-S 4 года назад +10

      @@thesteadfastduelist6258 thanks for the like. it brings me great happiness knowing that I made someone laugh you can even say “this does put a smile on my face.”-Thanos 😈

    • @missktofdk
      @missktofdk 4 года назад +2

      @@RH-S
      Hilarious 😄👍

    • @Paradroidx
      @Paradroidx 4 года назад +3

      They should have opted for an ankle biting basset hound

    • @lokesh1753
      @lokesh1753 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @alanmartinezrodriguez884
    @alanmartinezrodriguez884 4 года назад +2626

    "The Orphan" (2009) was a great movie but hard to believe. Then reality comes and says: what do you think about it now?

    • @smithdawn1
      @smithdawn1 4 года назад +57

      Orphan, the movie where a 12yr old actress played the part, because it was impossible to find a real adult who could pass for a child in the movie. Adults can’t pass for 6 no matter what

    • @joeng4057
      @joeng4057 4 года назад +49

      Was scrolling for this comment

    • @smithdawn1
      @smithdawn1 4 года назад +10

      @joe ng Child abusers borrowing a movie script for their defense makes the movie seem more plausible? Hilarious

    • @Trinigmatic
      @Trinigmatic 4 года назад +6

      That's just sick how this came to fruition. And 3 years?!?!

    • @smithdawn1
      @smithdawn1 4 года назад +4

      Evi Marie Nope, never seen an adult pass for 6. Pass for 14 or 12, maybe. But 6? Losing your front teeth like most 6 yr olds? Nope.

  • @Maurits_1599
    @Maurits_1599 Год назад +7

    2:30 this quote didn’t age well💀😂

  • @madflavour831
    @madflavour831 4 года назад +1754

    She's engaged to R Kelly now.

    • @juandom6432
      @juandom6432 4 года назад +23

      Y'all killing me with this sh!t!

    • @JamesStAmour
      @JamesStAmour 4 года назад +6

      Bhahahahaha!!!!! hahahahaha!!!!! Fkn perfect comment...

    • @tamarleahh.2150
      @tamarleahh.2150 4 года назад +4

      Dark but funny

    • @asandman354
      @asandman354 4 года назад +26

      But when he finds out she’s not a child, he’s going to be... pissed.

    • @samoanjoseph1457
      @samoanjoseph1457 4 года назад +3

      @@asandman354 lol true but he does go for women occasionally so even then he might let her stay long enough to try and kill him.

  • @paulfields3990
    @paulfields3990 4 года назад +1562

    She could get a job with Chris Hanson on To Catch a Predator .

  • @Broodsugar
    @Broodsugar 5 лет назад +1817

    Joe “Ukraine is a part of Russia” Rogan

    • @Enigma009
      @Enigma009 5 лет назад +21

      holy shit 2:30
      man this guy is always tripping XD

    • @iamjimb
      @iamjimb 5 лет назад +80

      "yeah it's fine they're russian"

    • @therealpotsmoan593
      @therealpotsmoan593 5 лет назад +40

      to be fair it was when he was 20

    • @Albanez39
      @Albanez39 5 лет назад +95

      I'm baffled at his ignorance in this instance. But he was schooled in America after all, the place where people think Europe is a country in South America, so...

    • @ACR909
      @ACR909 5 лет назад +30

      @@Albanez39 oh shut up you twat ukraine was part of russia and is geographically in russia, same as belorus

  • @brandonbdl
    @brandonbdl Год назад +3

    I died when he said " what do the like, little people do when they wake up, and they're activated and ready to kill " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @del46_60
    @del46_60 5 лет назад +603

    Thirty year old attempts to murder two people.
    "Does she go to jail now?"

    • @viking3487
      @viking3487 5 лет назад +63

      del46 _ she actually didn’t get arrested from what I’ve read because they don’t know her actual age
      Edit: and the parents who adopted go arrested for neglecting her lol

    • @xXTheAlleviatorXx
      @xXTheAlleviatorXx 5 лет назад +4

      Ahhh to be different.....loop holes around ~laws~....its the Amarucan way

    • @mozuesolympian2988
      @mozuesolympian2988 5 лет назад +47

      Bitches can get away with anything.

    • @demontrezcurry2225
      @demontrezcurry2225 5 лет назад +9

      @@mozuesolympian2988 ikr

    • @yourseatatthetable
      @yourseatatthetable 4 года назад +11

      Surprised she wasn't recruited for porn. Sooo, has nobody asked 'where' this doppelganger went? Some other family out there staring sideways at their adopted child and getting chills?

  • @michaelsorge6815
    @michaelsorge6815 4 года назад +1663

    "full bush and adult teeth" should be a t-shirt

  • @brodhax6148
    @brodhax6148 4 года назад +2262

    Joe: "Ukraine is part of Russia right?"
    Yes, thats why it has a different name and is a different country not called Russia.

    • @OffGridInvestor
      @OffGridInvestor 4 года назад +127

      I could hardly believe tim here. "Yeah they're russians". Try going over there and telling them that. You'll be killed with a vodka bottle and left to bleed to death on the streets. The Russians ACTUALLY took them over in the 1850s I believe so WELL BEFORE communism. Their language is even different. Stalin caused 6 million to starve there 10 YEAR BEFORE the other "so called" six million somewhere else that
      Hollywood wants to remind you of every second year.

    • @brodhax6148
      @brodhax6148 4 года назад +119

      @New Keys The fact they reject Russia is why they are not Russian. Are Americans British? We came from Britain. Same blood and genetics.

    • @brodhax6148
      @brodhax6148 4 года назад +9

      @Dylan smith Who cares what they think? The trump white house is more Russian than Ukraine

    • @nathaniellambelho4607
      @nathaniellambelho4607 4 года назад +5

      Canada is part of America so the kid is American 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gonzo2495
      @gonzo2495 4 года назад +12

      @New Keys Then there is also no american culture. Just a mix up of european rejects.

  • @nickneimha
    @nickneimha Год назад +9

    Joe’s face at @2:58 🤣🤣🤣

  • @amedv
    @amedv 4 года назад +830

    Joe: "Canada is part of US, right?"

    • @BuggaBoy69
      @BuggaBoy69 4 года назад +8

      If they start short selling us on maple syrup, I’d give it two weeks and one Moab on Montreal

    • @amedv
      @amedv 4 года назад +13

      @@BuggaBoy69 You got that right, bud! Montreal is France, right? Just to be sure.

    • @BuggaBoy69
      @BuggaBoy69 4 года назад +4

      Aleksandr Medvedev France? Britain? Canada? Who’s to say, eh

    • @N2Deep00
      @N2Deep00 4 года назад +10

      Simpletons, everybody knows Canada doesn't exist, like Alaska.

    • @bigbud6842
      @bigbud6842 4 года назад +5

      Canada is part of Mexico but mexico is the 56th u.s state so it's all the same

  • @TimWing23
    @TimWing23 5 лет назад +686

    This lady would've been a hit on the Epstein Island

    • @abcde8293
      @abcde8293 5 лет назад +86

      FBI: *OPEN UP*
      Epstein: (Smirking whilst holding her documentation like a fucking Uno card)

    • @TheLethalIntrospectionCrew
      @TheLethalIntrospectionCrew 5 лет назад +28

      @@abcde8293 I'm picturing more like Yugi flipping the last Exodia card.

    • @joys8634
      @joys8634 5 лет назад +2

      @@TheLethalIntrospectionCrew yugioh is dead lmao

    • @thecharliechan
      @thecharliechan 5 лет назад +15

      She was to old.

    • @amphg7647
      @amphg7647 5 лет назад +1

      What was the average age of the girls being exploited on Epstein’s island? I was actually thinking this..midget thing, would have looked too young to fit in there.

  • @venup84
    @venup84 5 лет назад +1146

    “So what happens when these little people wake up and get activated” like it’s some sort of Pokémon

    • @rs90camarofreekgk
      @rs90camarofreekgk 5 лет назад +2

      Those God d**** decepticons.

    • @Officerdown76
      @Officerdown76 5 лет назад +3

      Skynet just making these terminator weirder and weirder like Jesus I thought dark fate was bad but these new ones are horrible

    • @blakebramley9171
      @blakebramley9171 5 лет назад +21

      Some dwarf sleeper cell agent

    • @doughnutholer
      @doughnutholer 5 лет назад +17

      I'm fucking cackling I'm so glad someone else loved that they're like sleeper agents

    • @travismason2811
      @travismason2811 5 лет назад

      Not a Pokemon, sleeper cell agent. They were/Maybe are a thing.

  • @rickDArula
    @rickDArula Год назад +2

    Serves you right for trying to do good!
    - Tim Dillon

  • @zzzzzzzzzzz6
    @zzzzzzzzzzz6 4 года назад +306

    "When they're like activated" lmaoooo 😂😂😂😂

  • @helicocktor
    @helicocktor 5 лет назад +784

    "Ukraine is Russia" they're literally fighting a war lol

    • @jdsguam
      @jdsguam 5 лет назад +27

      There is literally 2 weeks of impeachment hearings, broadcast 24/7 throughout the nation (perhaps the world - I live on Guam) with Ukraine as the main character!

    • @Ludak021
      @Ludak021 5 лет назад +17

      they are fighting a civil war. In war with Russia, Ukrainians would have lost in the first week, 3 years ago. Just google up Georgia (country) against Russia in Ossetia

    • @Nalahmad1
      @Nalahmad1 5 лет назад

      And it's all over our political dialog recently

    • @Nalahmad1
      @Nalahmad1 5 лет назад +12

      @@jdsguam makes you think how out of the loop are they

    • @MrJesulius
      @MrJesulius 5 лет назад +2

      half of it is russia now. Thats alot.

  • @tuph4088
    @tuph4088 3 года назад +1125

    "That serves you right for being a do-gooder" LOL

    • @tybarker5038
      @tybarker5038 2 года назад +21

      No good deed goes unpunished

    • @elizabetharguello5004
      @elizabetharguello5004 Год назад +3

      😆

    • @321Nox
      @321Nox Год назад +4

      What happened to this guy that he's so passionate about dissuading others from trying to help?

    • @LostNFound432
      @LostNFound432 Год назад +1

      ​@321Nox he became a comedian

  • @jackdonovan554
    @jackdonovan554 11 месяцев назад +4

    Poor child was called a sociopath and psychopath. Those "Do-gooders" were they lying, socio-pysychopaths. And here they are condemning her. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • @chincemagnet
    @chincemagnet 4 года назад +507

    A dude I know has the same condition. He’s almost 40 and he still looks like a 5 year old, although with more aged skin. He works in the pharmacy at Rite Aid. He even sounds like a kid when he talks. Actually it was said when we were kids, we went to school together, that he would have a significantly shortened life span, but I"m really glad to see that's not been the case so far.

    • @Robertjames525
      @Robertjames525 4 года назад +14

      Yea but is he a psychopath?!

    • @Bonez0r
      @Bonez0r 4 года назад +22

      @@Robertjames525 And is he named Chucky?

    • @Robertjames525
      @Robertjames525 4 года назад

      @@Bonez0r lol👍

    • @chincemagnet
      @chincemagnet 4 года назад +32

      @@Robertjames525 lol, no, he’s a nice guy

    • @Robertjames525
      @Robertjames525 4 года назад +1

      @@chincemagnet lol

  • @harryding7255
    @harryding7255 5 лет назад +1862

    “Ukraine is part of Russia”
    *Ukrainians didn’t like that*

    • @typicalzen6149
      @typicalzen6149 5 лет назад +92

      Got that right. It's like saying "Canada is part of Russia"

    • @JerseyMiller
      @JerseyMiller 5 лет назад +44

      Ukrainians are becoming stoically resentful and condescending because of this comment.

    • @pattydella4
      @pattydella4 5 лет назад +36

      I believe he said, "Ukrainia is part of Russia", so it's even worse....lol...😂

    • @DJCallidus
      @DJCallidus 5 лет назад +18

      They still call the natives Indians. What do you expect? 😏

    • @Infinite8blue
      @Infinite8blue 5 лет назад +32

      @@typicalzen6149 we are not Slavs or speak Slavic language.
      It's like saying Canada is part of Us since both are English speaking country former British colony

  • @jonathanstache1634
    @jonathanstache1634 4 года назад +2670

    I don’t understand how joe can be smart and dumb at the same time

    • @R0tten.p3ach
      @R0tten.p3ach 4 года назад +293

      He’s like the philosophical jock.

    • @nightbiker3911
      @nightbiker3911 4 года назад +92

      You can be smart without education ;)

    • @Succcccccccccccc
      @Succcccccccccccc 4 года назад +65

      Weed and buffalo trace

    • @zacharybailey8187
      @zacharybailey8187 4 года назад +75

      A lot of weed and a lot of steroids makes Joe a ramblin man

    • @sirob9532
      @sirob9532 4 года назад +39

      Its called personality, no two are the same

  • @jakewheeler6014
    @jakewheeler6014 11 месяцев назад +1

    This is literally the plot of Orphan from 2009 and it's funny as shit.

  • @videoswithsubscribers-xk5hb
    @videoswithsubscribers-xk5hb 5 лет назад +805

    If Joe was fully clean shaven he could pass for a caveman baby

  • @satyricon65
    @satyricon65 4 года назад +594

    Joe: "Ukraine is part of Russia right?"
    Putin: "Not yet..."

    • @VestinVestin
      @VestinVestin 4 года назад +6

      "It's treason then..."

    • @kevinsargent79
      @kevinsargent79 4 года назад

      Your a worthless idiot.. what the fuk is wrong with you.. no. It’s a different country....

    • @satyricon65
      @satyricon65 4 года назад +5

      @Yellowgear 001 - The joke went right over his head.
      Also the guy doesn't know the difference between "Your" and "You're."

    • @jeffreythomas333
      @jeffreythomas333 4 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @ناصرالزعبي-ض6ب
      @ناصرالزعبي-ض6ب 4 года назад

      @@satyricon65 Oh no how dare he make grammatical mistakes!

  • @Gimmithat491
    @Gimmithat491 4 года назад +1532

    “I hope she finds another family” LMFAO

    • @muizzkhan2426
      @muizzkhan2426 4 года назад +16

      Lmao I can't believe Joe Rogan could keep saying crazy stuff like that. I always saw him being informative and high with Elon musk and others 😂😂. Btw who's the other guy?

    • @Gimmithat491
      @Gimmithat491 4 года назад +6

      @@muizzkhan2426 some comedian

    • @randomchick1459
      @randomchick1459 3 года назад +14

      “Let her do it” 😂 Dude is funny af!

    • @dfields7851
      @dfields7851 3 года назад +4

      @@muizzkhan2426 Tim Dillon

    • @aprilrawls5162
      @aprilrawls5162 3 года назад +1

      😂

  • @aperson5436
    @aperson5436 5 лет назад +247

    Joe "Ukraine is part of Russia" Rogan
    *Vladimir Putin has joined the chat*

    • @barnybee2229
      @barnybee2229 5 лет назад +1

      Well if she lived on Krym

    • @dday881
      @dday881 5 лет назад +1

      A Person soon....

    • @tonyStorks
      @tonyStorks 5 лет назад +1

      He meant ussr lol

  • @svetliodoychinov5580
    @svetliodoychinov5580 2 года назад +3506

    Joe Rogan 2018:
    “Ukraine is a part of Russia”
    Joe has always been ahead of his time

    • @MCmaster7102
      @MCmaster7102 2 года назад +96

      Ahead of his time indeed.

    • @danielgrov7915
      @danielgrov7915 2 года назад +178

      This aged well

    • @niteshades_promise
      @niteshades_promise 2 года назад +21

      🤣🍻 oh gees

    • @weebtrash6119
      @weebtrash6119 2 года назад +47

      Came here to say this 😭😭😭

    • @brettblute7739
      @brettblute7739 2 года назад +4

      You know, both you and Rogan are and were wrong, don't you? Ukraine, has been independent from U.S.S.R. since the Soviet Republic ended in 1991, Aug, 24th. And NOW, we have all, like Marty Mcfly, gone Back to the Future; Passed. On the other hand Belarus looks like they would like some Rubles in their pockets. Stranger still, the more former territories of the Soviet Union that Putin brings back into Russia the less the Ruble will be worth. It is a similar pyramid scheme to the one Biden is trying to pull off in the United. States now. Biden has brought Socialism to an apex in the United States in just one year. Only 1.25 million killed by Fentanyl and Covid and yet the population remains the same with the addition of 2.5 million unskilled foreign illegals.

  • @jkz8565
    @jkz8565 3 года назад +239

    "Serves them right for trying to be a do-gooder" 💀😂😭😂😭

  • @ExoticHooligan
    @ExoticHooligan 14 дней назад

    8:22 the only time I've ever heard Rogan actually make Jamie laugh 😂😂

  • @kluke27
    @kluke27 4 года назад +548

    Joe: “They got divorced?” Ole dude: “They rented an adult that tried to kill them.” Joe: “that’ll do it.”

  • @jeremiaha5167
    @jeremiaha5167 3 года назад +3357

    "Ukraine is a part of Russia." ... The most USA thing to say ever.

    • @hercules_E164K
      @hercules_E164K 3 года назад +280

      That's literally worse than saying Ireland is in the UK.

    • @jeremiaha5167
      @jeremiaha5167 3 года назад +139

      @@hercules_E164K - Similiar dynamic. One country invaded or opressed the other. Imposing the language, altering the culture, establishing exploiting mechanisms, dependancy etc.

    • @billbosagginz740
      @billbosagginz740 3 года назад +15

      Ukrainia*

    • @jeremiaha5167
      @jeremiaha5167 3 года назад +25

      @@billbosagginz740 - * Ukraina

    • @jeremiaha5167
      @jeremiaha5167 3 года назад +69

      @Black Liberalman - Correct the grammar and maybe add a word, just so you don't look totally stupid.

  • @into_the_void
    @into_the_void 5 лет назад +301

    Joe Rogan : Ukraine is part of Russia
    Putin : give this man a medal...

    • @staceytroffer8287
      @staceytroffer8287 5 лет назад +1

      Vivek hahahaha! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @maxdecphoenix
      @maxdecphoenix 5 лет назад +1

      well, technically, half of Ukraine is part of Russia now. But regardless, 99% of the population are ethnic Russian stock anyway.

  • @ByTorAndMe
    @ByTorAndMe Год назад +22

    At first I was surprised at how many people fell for the parents story, but it makes sense given how big the media sensation was around the possibility of something like that happening and the blatant misinformation being spread. People were more intrigued by the idea than whether or not it was actually true.

    • @ByTorAndMe
      @ByTorAndMe Год назад +3

      @Invalid Characters She currently is now, but she was not when the Barnett's abandoned her.

    • @jazerasor1455
      @jazerasor1455 Год назад

      Every human life is a tragedy

  • @kewkabe
    @kewkabe 4 года назад +403

    She probably could have had a legitimate career in Hollywood as a child stunt double.

    • @bradhansen8506
      @bradhansen8506 4 года назад +1

      kewkabe for real lol

    • @darkvoidb9717
      @darkvoidb9717 4 года назад +2

      Fr, I wanna quick a midget to the sky so bad!!!

    • @Alhawaii1
      @Alhawaii1 4 года назад +1

      Yeah maybe if they remake wizard of Oz 😂

    •  4 года назад +2

      I’m done 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

    • @crabemane
      @crabemane 4 года назад +3

      if she went to hollywood it would be the best of both worlds, as they leave real kids alone and they instead get it on with someone who only looks like a kid...

  • @TampaTec
    @TampaTec 4 года назад +4274

    Parents feared for their lives
    Joe : scary stuff
    Tim: its funniest thing ever
    Me: wtf?

    • @smithdawn1
      @smithdawn1 4 года назад +19

      Yea snatch a kid out of an orphanage, rip them half way around the world, rehome them like a dog, have the new parents be worse than the old, turn em into an adult, leave em then flee to CA. WTF

    • @yncasasue9721
      @yncasasue9721 4 года назад +155

      It is pretty funny tho let’s be honest

    • @almercool5
      @almercool5 4 года назад +71

      @@smithdawn1 it was not a kid

    • @smithdawn1
      @smithdawn1 4 года назад +3

      @Almer Dzananovic Yes, she was. Take a few minutes to actually think critically about the situation. Stop favoring complex conspiracies over the simple truth.

    • @almercool5
      @almercool5 4 года назад +40

      @@smithdawn1 There's no way she was 8 and living on her own for over a year. Wouldn't the landlord or any other adult notice that and call the authorities?

  • @harryoconnor7518
    @harryoconnor7518 4 года назад +968

    “The idea there are midgets dressing up as children and trying to burrow into families so they can wake up in the middle of the night and kill them is the funniest thing” sounds more terrifying to me

    • @aaronschmitt5335
      @aaronschmitt5335 4 года назад +12

      I know right ....haha wow

    • @cloudvsephiroth215
      @cloudvsephiroth215 4 года назад +5

      You don't laugh at horror movies?

    • @BuggaBoy69
      @BuggaBoy69 4 года назад +12

      There have always been psychos, what’s funny are the lengths ,or lack there of, they’ll go through to achieve their goals

    • @-Trauma.
      @-Trauma. 4 года назад +32

      I would waterboard her little ass. And Keep her prisoner and claim her on my taxes for a decade.

    • @ThatHoodlum19
      @ThatHoodlum19 4 года назад +1

      Ahh cmon, no sense of humour lol

  • @CoachLoLifts
    @CoachLoLifts Год назад

    Not “riding Marshall around the house” 😭😭😭

  • @captainsalty5688
    @captainsalty5688 3 года назад +458

    Joe "I dont think she's a midget, I think she's something else" Rogan lol

  • @sketcharmstrong8491
    @sketcharmstrong8491 3 года назад +494

    "Full bush, adult teeth...." 😂💀

  • @YoutubingJason
    @YoutubingJason 5 лет назад +255

    What’s scariest is the thought of an adult acting like a child well enough to get away with it for 3 years

    • @metalman8893
      @metalman8893 5 лет назад +11

      She is 16. Joe got his info wrong this time around

    • @Chris-eo1bp
      @Chris-eo1bp 5 лет назад

      @@metalman8893 16?

    • @matthewdare3358
      @matthewdare3358 5 лет назад +4

      @Blunt Bandit 509 she did a few other creepy things too before she was caught look it up bro there is a doco I think on RUclips

    • @matthewdare3358
      @matthewdare3358 5 лет назад +20

      @Blunt Bandit 509 mum woke up to her standing over them while they were asleep too bro scary shit that would of been the final straw I scream at my own kids when I wake up to them doing that creepy shit lol

    • @brainglick9768
      @brainglick9768 5 лет назад +1

      @@metalman8893 no one knows the full extent of the story yet but 16 is still an adult in some countries

  • @billatwal2133
    @billatwal2133 11 месяцев назад +6

    It was proven she was telling the truth about her age. Goes to show how gullible society is that if a guy sounds camp enough he will be believed. Now him and his ex-wife are looking at jail time.

  • @systemSkynet
    @systemSkynet 5 лет назад +201

    "when these little people wake up and they are activated" I just spat noodles everywhere

    • @mosely25
      @mosely25 5 лет назад +6

      Lmao

    • @tee4222
      @tee4222 5 лет назад +5

      As soon as I looked at this comment he said that. Good thing I wasn’t eating..

    • @mfalmegrimes1083
      @mfalmegrimes1083 5 лет назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JamboInDaWild
      @JamboInDaWild 5 лет назад

      When you find your bros comment on a sociopathic orphan midget video

    • @redinstrumental7535
      @redinstrumental7535 5 лет назад +1

      @@JamboInDaWild eww

  • @kylekorab1686
    @kylekorab1686 4 года назад +684

    I’m so stoned right now i thought the Polo logo on Tim’s shirt was my mouse and have been trying to move it for the last 5 mins...

    • @simmsamma1348
      @simmsamma1348 4 года назад +33

      You good now bro??😂 just checkin

    • @robrichmond6171
      @robrichmond6171 4 года назад +3

      Nice..

    • @ValouQc
      @ValouQc 4 года назад +11

      Your comment deserves many more likes! Lol

    • @fogobo5050
      @fogobo5050 4 года назад +4

      I’ve been trippin out for 3 mins your comment saved me I started to trip out

    • @okaynevermind5130
      @okaynevermind5130 4 года назад

      😶

  • @matthiasstephens2265
    @matthiasstephens2265 5 лет назад +54

    “Serves you right for trying to be a do gooder”. I love it

  • @TheLegPumpkin
    @TheLegPumpkin 11 месяцев назад +2

    I spread this story, now knowing she actually was just a child and that the mother was an abusive psycho who probably watched "Orphan" is crazy.

  • @Dylanbolton69
    @Dylanbolton69 4 года назад +438

    Joe “you rented an adult” Rogan

  • @mankytoe1061
    @mankytoe1061 4 года назад +316

    Tim Dillon reminds me of "that" kid in high school, that would do and say the most outlandish things in an attempt to gain acceptance and validation from the popular kids.

    • @john2432
      @john2432 4 года назад +13

      Bitch he was the popular kid

    • @nameirrelevant1114
      @nameirrelevant1114 4 года назад +67

      @@john2432 Tim pleas log into your main account

    • @R33fth3b33f
      @R33fth3b33f 4 года назад +1

      Looks like it worked

    • @macandrews9548
      @macandrews9548 4 года назад +10

      Idiots trying to gain approval from other idiots. Just sounds like all of humanity to me

    • @pcadamtaylor4262
      @pcadamtaylor4262 4 года назад +4

      He definitely ate school lunch dropped on the floor

  • @chriserven
    @chriserven 5 лет назад +747

    Can the couple get a refund?? I mean they didn't get a child.

    • @robferrera1968
      @robferrera1968 5 лет назад +4

      chris erven for the win! Dude- I’m dying 😂

    • @brainglick9768
      @brainglick9768 5 лет назад +10

      It's true but also you can't adopt a adult/person so they might go to jail too

    • @crocop6873
      @crocop6873 5 лет назад +16

      They didn’t bring the receipt

    • @jahmenj
      @jahmenj 5 лет назад +17

      No refunds after 30 days 😳

    • @jasonkmvang
      @jasonkmvang 5 лет назад

      Hell I'd even use for the emotional stress haha

  • @alextomlinson
    @alextomlinson 2 года назад +3

    2:19 "Ukraine is part of Russia, isn't it?" has not aged well

  • @mojorider8067
    @mojorider8067 5 лет назад +548

    " i hope she finds another family"
    i haven't laughed that hard in a while.

    • @myrasmama
      @myrasmama 5 лет назад +9

      She did get adopted by another family and she is not a killer. Referred to the Doctor Phil show with her and her family's interview.

    • @theresonly2genders857
      @theresonly2genders857 5 лет назад +12

      @@myrasmama - Dr Phil interview is literally the worst source lmao. She talks like she's an adult

    • @patrickmadden6340
      @patrickmadden6340 5 лет назад +5

      There's only 2 genders and her foster parents got charged with felony negligence

    • @myrasmama
      @myrasmama 5 лет назад +1

      @@theresonly2genders857 did you watch it? Or are you just making comments?

    • @myrasmama
      @myrasmama 5 лет назад +2

      She does have another family and that's who went to the doctor Phil show with her. She's been with them for years with no complications.

  • @tiffanymariehill8557
    @tiffanymariehill8557 5 лет назад +440

    “You rented an adult”😂😂😂

    • @wylinout2257
      @wylinout2257 5 лет назад +4

      Happens all the time, just not always midgets 😂😂

    • @4Everlast
      @4Everlast 5 лет назад +3

      AKA marrage.

    • @dELTA13579111315
      @dELTA13579111315 5 лет назад +4

      I would say prostitution, but as I understand it that's closer to a lease than rent. You have an agreement for a certain amount of time for payment

    • @shyguy929
      @shyguy929 5 лет назад

      I did that once

  • @chlebiceksmaslem
    @chlebiceksmaslem 5 лет назад +183

    Joe "Ukraine is a part of Russia" Rogan
    I love how much confidence he said it with too.

    • @threethrushes
      @threethrushes 5 лет назад +7

      Dunning-Kruger.

    • @NeedGT3
      @NeedGT3 5 лет назад +10

      No the funny thing was how he asking Tim Dillon if it is or not and tim goes yeah it was a part of it so it’s fine

    • @JamesMichaelDoyle
      @JamesMichaelDoyle 5 лет назад +7

      you realize how old he is right? for most of his life, it was part of the soviet union, of which, Russia ran the show. jesus Christ you guys cant grasp this, and yet invoke dunning-kruger. ironic.

    • @chlebiceksmaslem
      @chlebiceksmaslem 5 лет назад +7

      @@JamesMichaelDoyle stop rationalizing, he's a bafoon

    • @JamesMichaelDoyle
      @JamesMichaelDoyle 5 лет назад +3

      @@chlebiceksmaslem aww muffin, reality too rough on you? hes even older than I am and I consider it "same shit, different pile". 1/3 of the population is literally Russian and speaks Russian as mother tongue. more than 3/4 of the Ukrainian mother tongue folks also speak Russian fluently. most of their entertainment media is Russian.
      its splitting hairs. when Europeans call me American its no big deal. we are so similar culturally that its effectively the same thing when speaking off the cuff.
      grow up.

  • @ArielaMaraquin
    @ArielaMaraquin 9 месяцев назад +9

    They proved it was a child

    • @dataphoenix8004
      @dataphoenix8004 9 месяцев назад +5

      Rogan yet to apoligize his podcast fueled this bs of her being an adult poor thing was living by herself in that apartment at age 8

    • @Myllys2
      @Myllys2 Месяц назад

      Really? 😮

  • @brandonlee3956
    @brandonlee3956 4 года назад +312

    Brings a whole new meaning to the term “she’s still a kid at heart” 😂😂

    • @leonlawson2196
      @leonlawson2196 4 года назад +1

      LOL

    • @christianking3872
      @christianking3872 4 года назад +3

      Woooww thaaaatss sooooo fuuuunnnnnuyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    • @Pacdatty831
      @Pacdatty831 4 года назад +1

      She’s actually a child m.ruclips.net/video/vBSl9jS4oFI/видео.html

  • @Mozee
    @Mozee 5 лет назад +371

    “She had a period she had adult teeth”
    Took me out lmao

  • @jdovma1
    @jdovma1 5 лет назад +521

    "Some people like to say I look like Chucky."
    Stop. He looks like a bootleg Chris Farley.

    • @swiftslick
      @swiftslick 5 лет назад +1

      He looks like the spawn of them both.

    • @ghostwalk2446
      @ghostwalk2446 5 лет назад +2

      Lmao, I said the same thing

    • @Death_Incarnate
      @Death_Incarnate 5 лет назад +8

      I think he misread Chucky for chunky or fat fuck.

    • @hindelrunefaust7856
      @hindelrunefaust7856 5 лет назад +1

      @@Death_Incarnate I'm not sure he can read, also big fan of your work.

    • @Death_Incarnate
      @Death_Incarnate 5 лет назад

      Hindel Runefaust big fan? You have me confused with someone else.

  • @johnbramel8874
    @johnbramel8874 2 года назад +1

    “So what happens when these little people wake up and they’re activated”😂😂

  • @misscriss80
    @misscriss80 2 года назад +606

    I died at Joe's face when Tim said the parents would wake up and she was standing in the door watching them. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lukeshoo
    @lukeshoo 4 года назад +461

    Ukraine is not part of Russia. I feel for Jamie here.

    • @susanq6030
      @susanq6030 4 года назад +5

      Alex F how are you going to make that an “American thing” when it was joe Rogan who said it? Joe Rogan saying something =\= An American thing.

    • @UriahD85
      @UriahD85 4 года назад +3

      @Alex F who fuckin cares you speak an aggressive language you're probably russian

    • @Jagster7k
      @Jagster7k 4 года назад +8

      I bet the confusion was because Ukraine was under the Soviet Union or because there are a lot of Russians in Ukraine. Although, you would think everyone would be aware of the whole Crimea situation where the whole narrative is Russia trying to annex Crimea from Ukraine.

    • @PEaChKiLLER2238
      @PEaChKiLLER2238 4 года назад +4

      @Alex F wow that's awesome I never knew that! So although Ukraine and Belarus are separate from Russia they basically originated from the same people? . I love that Russian area/Slavic area of the world. One day I will go there for sure. - From Africa.

    • @PEaChKiLLER2238
      @PEaChKiLLER2238 4 года назад +14

      @@susanq6030 No he is right, Americans have little to no knowledge of the rest of the world. Every time I meet Americans, say at the airport, they hear I am from Africa and they ask the dumbest most bizarre questions about my home, that shows me they know absolutely nothing about global geography or culture. So It is actually An American thing, I'm not being mean I just think it's because America watches only USA television and listens to only USA music and does not get much exposure to the rest of the world while the rest of the world watch US shows and music as well but we also watch our own. You guys have very one way information sometimes. Go watch some EU TV or some Oceana TV or music or somewhere else go watch something from somewhere else.

  • @Musaaaa653
    @Musaaaa653 5 лет назад +399

    "The movie is based on a true story"
    Me: Uno reverse card

  • @starrpatrick2905
    @starrpatrick2905 Год назад +1

    I loved every second of this.

  • @Quantum3695
    @Quantum3695 5 лет назад +358

    Tim looks like a cross between Chris Farley and Sam Kinison.

    • @williamalmeida7119
      @williamalmeida7119 5 лет назад +1

      hahaha yes

    • @4717-b7j
      @4717-b7j 5 лет назад +2

      Ty my mind saw Farley but could not place who else lol

    • @Stu-Bo
      @Stu-Bo 5 лет назад +4

      Good comparison, I thought a mix between Farley and Steve Bannon lol

    • @Bagfumbler123
      @Bagfumbler123 5 лет назад +1

      Dude perfect

    • @Benny_k_p
      @Benny_k_p 5 лет назад +1

      And Chucky apparently