SEC Roll Call - Schedule Chaos
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- Опубликовано: 15 июн 2023
- The SEC Office eliminated conference divisions to make way for Texas and Oklahoma on everyone's schedule. Several lesser known rivalries bite the dust. Florida is in shambles. LSU makes a scientific breakthrough. Mississippi State finishes their masterpiece. Georgia learns a new word. The ACC stops by for a visit. Missouri continues to exist.
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Subscribe or stare at Miss St’s cursed schedule art for eternity
Therapist: State’s schedule art isn’t real, it can’t hurt you
State’s schedule art:
How can I post it on my refrigerator?
Guys the whole bit was that it was made with ai
Thank you sir for a helping of tears running down my face laughter. Football can’t come soon enough.
Man if the SEC gets any bigger your gonna go broke buying outfits to make these videos 😢
😂 who let the cajuns sober up and do science!! Incredible stuff Matt.
Nahhh we constantly defund science and education to promote chemical refining :) but yeah Ac helmets are cool
The Cajuns solved world peace, world hunger, and perpetual clean energy thousands of years ago. Unfortunately, the very next day they invented alcohol and well....
Freaking Classic!
Lol, my thoughts exactly! 😂
Their AC should have been a mini window unit
“We cannot have three coaches named Dabo, Kirby, and Jimbo. It sounds like the three stooges trying to run a meth lab” 😂😂😂😂. These are my absolute favorite videos on the channel!
that's funny as hell!
I laughed on the inside at everything but laughed out loud at this
No one cares about your fake bible
The singly most funny line I’ve ever heard. Matt is a comedy genius. I hope he don’t mind; I’ll be saying “that’s like the Three Stooges tryin’ to use a meth lab”! 😂😂😂
Best joke of the video
“Do you have any idea how many coaches we’ve been through in ten years?!” 😂😂
As a Tennessee fan, I felt that one 😂
As a proud Vol fan I feel personally attacked. I'm going to go drown my sorrows in some John Daniels.
@@kdocgovolsahhh yes the Dooley era. I kind of remember it as well.
@reamrkj1125 that's what they get for hiring a coach that has scruples.
@reamrjk1125 those damn 🍊 pants. They will for ever haunt my dreams.
“I miss Verne Lindquist.”
“Whoo, hey buddy, how many of those things have you had!?!”
Pure gold, right there!😂❤😂
He might miss Verne, but nobody will miss Gary.
As an Auburn fan who annually finds myself yelling at Gary Daniel sons horrible commentary during the iron bowl I felt this
Mizzou- “So I’m out of the East but I can stay in the SEC right?”
“Unfortunately” 😂😂😂
As an MU grad and diehard fan, the fact that Matt doesn’t portray us as a drooling kid in a dunce cap and water wings is considered a win in my book. Yes, I’m plenty willing to stoop that low for a win.
Auburn's descent into alcoholism has been one of the more intriguing SEC Roll Call story lines.
To be shortly followed by Ole Miss
As an Auburn alumni...we do have to deal with a LOT of Bammer crap lol
I still wonder about the voices South Carolina hears, and if auburn will be able to hear them eventually after enough alcohol.
Ha! The shot at Georgia Tech " You had your chance!" Pure gold!!😂😂
Yep
I love “who let the Cajuns sober up and do science?!”🤣🤣
But they can't do it well 😱😱😱💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣
Love the SEC history joke with GT.😂
That was well played.
As a GT grad it just makes me sad
@@charles1075 I doubt if it is like that. GT needs to demonstrate - facilities, school admin - that it "needs" to compete at the highest levels. Do that and there's a chance. Half-fast won't do.
@@ownpetard8379 Well, we're paying go away money to bad coaches, and had the same record as A&M did last year, is that good enough?
@@taegendoscher No. That just demonstrates the h - e - l - l GT is in.
The SEC would rightfully expect a full commitment to football.
Imagine half of the ACC trying to go to the SEC and you have Liberty, Marshall, Coastal Carolina, and App state walk in the ACC room, “uhh y’all got more room”?
That's not the ACC way. They like to raid the Big East, which the AAC is basically Big East 2.0 so they'll go after USF, ECU, and Navy, plus convince UCon to leave the Independent scene.
Sure, VT needs a win or two. Also, don't forget JMU, ODU and Eastern Carolina. We can be the Sunbelt of the East Coast once Clemson and FSU leave.
Don't forget Troy
@@ClayinSWVA where's Eastern Carolina?
I know East Carolina home of the Pirates in Greenville NC
No, but welcome to the ACC boys lol.
Never let South Carolina’s character change, has me rolling every time
“Dabo, Kirby, and Jimbo…sounds like The 3 Stooges trying to run a meth lab.”
😂😂😂
Comedic gold right here! 😂
“WHO LET THE CAJUNS SOBER UP AND DO SCIENCE!!!”
Vandy wishes they had invented first!
That shoe throw still haunts me to this day
And as an LSU fan, I still laugh about that shoe throw.
The Cleat Yeet will forever live in infamy.
Good, I'm glad
Sad day in G'ville
@@ramirorodriguez9671 4 commits real sad
"Who let the Cajuns sober up and do science?"
Who said we sobered up for that?
Laissez les bons temps rouler 💜💛
good one.
touche
GEAUX TIGERS 💜💛
There are some videos I click "skip ads," and there are some videos where I say "DAMN! That boy deserves some revenue from my eyeballs!" This was absolutely an eyeball-worthy effort!
It’s gonna be chaos 😅 thank you Matt for being the one constant in our season 🙏🏻
The UT/ATM joke about the oil was spot on.
Explain?
@@etwa8206 The story goes that, when oil money started pouring into state coffers, the state was going to set aside the same amount of money for both A&M and UT, the only two state schools at the time. A&M was the smaller school and said, "We'll just take a percentage equivalent to our size." Hence all the dumb Aggie jokes.
As an LSU fan that part about who let the Cajuns sober up and do Science had me in stitches.
“WE’LL SEE HOW WELL THAT WORKS WHEN I RIP IT OFF YOUR HEAD AND THROW IT 30 YARDS DOWNFIELD LIKE A SIZE 12 CLEAT”
Has me dying 🤣
As an Ole Miss fan....I'm already crying. Sweet, sweet tears of sorrow. And mustard. 🏈
We will be just fine. Hotty Toddy 🦈
@@timskelton4958@chipjohnson9283 not tears of sorrow and mustard
Don't forget to get some of them runny tears on that bbq sandwich pls. -roll tide-
Matt,
Sure, LSU has returned to its rightful Omaha home, and watching the Lady Tigers not miss a single bucket for a half of basketball against the next generational talent in the sport was fun, but my soul is parched for midweek football humor. And brother, this video is like Thanksgiving, Christmas, the first day of crawfish season, and beating Bama on a 2-pt conversion in OT all rolled into one.
Thank you.
And Omaha is really glad to have y'all back...best fans in college baseball.
"...should the ACC...Big East itself."
Haha, still hurts.
OMG. Everything I know about college football I've learned from Matt's SEC Roll Call. You even inspired me to learn the basics of football itself. I might even watch some actual games this year (not NFL tho). It's so good to have this series back. Thanks Matt
Yeah buddy the NFL is full of dramatic adults.
College football still has some of that ready to roll like a rock star energy but the drama is usually on the coaches mistakes more than the team rivalrys 😒
Who let the Cajuns sober up and do science 😂
As a alum of FSU and a Big East school I felt that "If the ACC Big Easts itself.."😂😢😂😢 Oooh the pain..
We'll eventually have only two conferences: The Big Ten and the SEC.
@@edlawn5481 always has been
@@jagdawgii929bro what Clemson and fsu have 3 combined nattys in the last 10 years
@@NoleJay and the SEC has how many in the past 20??
@@jagdawgii929 idk u gotta look it up for me
I'm impressed with all the new tee shirts that Matt had to buy .
And hats!
he has a Texas one -- bless him :) love the OU one too -- too cute ! Psst -- we LOVE the horns down-- you've been warned -- keep doing it -- we're ready
He prob gets them bought by sponsors.
One thing we can count on is: During cbs coverage of the sec game of the week, Gary Danielson will talk about Nick Saban and Alabama more than the teams that are playing 😀It does make a great drinking game though!
I thought CBS no longer has the SEC.
One more season. They’re Big10 in 24
SHUT UP GARY!!!!
@@Nate_doggy_dawg And their ratings are gonna take a HUGE hit......LMAO
@@tonypapas9854 some people gotta learn the hard way to not make mistakes again.
I'm not even an SEC fan. Doesn't matter. This is glorious.
That 1st A&M vs. UT game at kyle Field will be crazy .
I wonder if Jimbo will be there.
@@stevendigges4151 7-8 wins and a bowl game win is probably the minimum for him to stay .
@@stevendigges4151Yeah it’s obvious he will 💯
@Jacob Watson I don't know, man . Another 5-6 win season, and he could be gone
I hope it’s back on Thanksgiving alongside the Egg Bowl…nothing like getting stuffed on turkey while the game winning FG is stuffed down the Gaggie throats 🤘🏼
Matt, u forgot to congratulate those who made the College World Series. we're somewhat all proud of Florida, LSU, and Tennessee for representing the Confrence job well done.
#7 coming to Baton Rouge
@@mikethetigerJD5Heisman ok, but you're not going to bring home Mike Bianco he'll leave Oxford in a pine box if you try...
the fuck no we arent, fuck those teams
@@AddisonBook. Definitely not. 2 trips to Omaha in 23 would get you fired at LSU
@@AddisonBook. you missed 2022 Baseball Season when y’all won the College World Series don’t you
Hey, Matt! I just want to let you know that your personification of South Carolina has been an influence on me. Whenever my day gets beyond good, I yell out “It’s Beamerball, baby!” and I don’t live in SC. I hope you see this and made you happy. I love the SEC Roll Call videos! 😄
Beamerball still haunts me. GBO!!
‘Dabo, Kirby, & Jimbo sounds like the Three Stooges trying to run a meth lab’.
Ps - Geaux Tigers
Don't know why, but every time I see this videos, there's a feeling inside that makes me cheer and become a South Carolina fan.
Update: The pac 12 is currently Big Easting itself
Well, looks like the Hogs will be going duck hunting at some point. *used to live in Oregon*
Love the FSU, Clemson, UNC and Ga Tech drive-by's!! Can't wait for football season!!
Let's go Noles!!!
Go gators
Who let the Cajun sober up and do science! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I really wish we could get someone like Matt to do Big Ten skits. But apart from SEC Shorts, no one else really matches up to this level of sports comedy.
Isn't that the truth, we need to see Maryland and Rutgers teach the LA schools how to pretend to be Midwestern
Love the FSU and Clemson cameos. Hilarious as always.
Or is he snitching about them????
F both of them, along with scUM. They can reside in the lame-ass ACC forever. I'd rather see UNC and UVA added to the SEC.
"...Dabo, Kirby, and Jimbo. It sounds like the three stooges trying to run a meth lab". 😂 I'm dying.
"You had your chance", chef's kiss for that one comment.
Love this channel. Big Oklahoma fan so glad to be seeing them in your skits now.
Still my favorite part of football season, even in June 😂🤣
I got that Walmart money 😂😂😂
You didn’t have to do my boy Georgia Tech like that 😭
@WelRedd I agree, and disagree. Trust me..., they can't keep Georgia Tech off their minds. The latest rumor is Georgia Tech possibly going into the Big Ten (hopefully, they'll soon realize that their are more than 10 teams).
Well GT was one of the founding teams of the SEC but left in the 60's due to disagreeing with some sketchy practices by other teams that the conference refused to crack down on.
@@steventhrasher3608 yes I’m well aware, I’ve followed GT my whole life. I still have fingers crossed that we can get back in at some point, but it’s very unlikely.
Worst decision in football history? Possibly...
In all seriousness, as a Tennessee fan, I really appreciate the fact that Alabama and Georgia will have to play each other, and it’s not just us running the gauntlet of that every year alone.
EDIT: Okay, AND you, Auburn. I see why you drink.
-.- in Auburn.
Auburn enters the chat..
Tennessee tears are so delicious 😂
@@shaneomac2110 there’s no tears here.
That has been the third Saturday game in October for a long time
Like a breath of Fresh Air, SEC Roll Call comes in and Makes the weekend before it even begins. I'm sure I'm not the only one that can't wait for when 2024 SEC Roll Call goes into full effect!
As a Nebraska fan I really identified with Tennesse and coach joke.
It's crazy how much the Nebraska and Tennessee programs mirror each other. I think Rhule is yalls Heupel so get ready!!
Since Saban showed up ALL the Power 5 conferences had at least 1 change.
I was waiting for this video to come out. Really enjoying your wardrobe choices for Oklahoma as well. Hope you have a good day, and keep up the great work!
I enjoyed all the horns downs around kick off at the cotton bowl last season, not sure why they were crying though an hour later 🤔
Love the shirt, but hate the hat.
I don't know anyone who wears those....things, other than that Travis dude.
This was just exactly what i needed today, thank you
"Who let the cajuns sober up and do science?" As a fellow Cajun, this is internet GOLD (& purple)!
Beautiful thing to wake up to. This one has so many layers to it.
Before the schedule release I had hope that Vandy could make a bowl game. Now I realize that I should just go back to being depressed when College Football rolls around
“Three stooges running a meth lab” that one almost got Dr Pepper sprayed out the nose!! Looking forward to this seasons videos already
Matt, I just wanted you to know that I was having the worst day until I came in and watched your SEC skit!! Thank you for putting a smile on this Southern girl's face! Keep up the great work!
I laughed way too hard at this. This is great following the Eli Drinkwitz comment. As a TN fan I was triggered by the coach-changing reference. 😂😂😂. Great work!
Thank you Matt I needed a good laugh this morning
The one liners in this video were incredible haha always look forward to these!
Matt welcome back welcome back. Welcome back to the SEC Roll Call. Thank you so much Matt for a wonderful video. I love this video so much. It feels so good to be so close back to football heaven. Thank you Matt for bringing it back.
The wink at Texas though.
I missed you. man. This is just what I needed to turn my day around. Yer a dude, dude!
I don't even follow college football yet I love these SEC Roll Call videos.
1st Boomer Sooner!! 2nd yay a SEC ROLL CALL ,READY FOR ANOTHER SEASON!!
One of the best ever Matt. Loved it
🤓 point of reference. A&M really doesn't mess with oil money anymore. We are all in on that Military Industrial Complex money these days, mixed with Real Estate & Tech billionaires.
And still little brother
@Sean Dunn to who? Since Vietnam ended A&M has a winning record against tu.
It's amazing, once girls were allowed to attend, evening out the recruiting field, it's like tu started losing a lot of games to A&M.
Time to stop living in the past little bro.
@@johnw3922 holy shit, y’all’s last championship was before ww2. Get over it
@Sean Dunn 😂😂 you moved the goal post because you all of a sudden didn't have the argument you thought you had. What a loser.
So glad FL kept LSU & Tennessee. Thought we'd lose one of them with all the rumors going around.
As an Auburn fan I am slightly pissed we didn't get Florida. Florida is Auburn's third most played game historically, but game got set aside after the conference went to only 1 permanent team from the other half of the conference. Auburn kept UGA which is the oldest rivalry game in the South. Instead of putting 2 traditional rivals back against each other they kept Florida's manufactured rivalry with LSU.
@@dannyberry8725 Agree, I would of rather had the Auburn game back. Go Gators.
I wanted TN GA Aub myself
Geographically just makes sense ain't no reason to play Tamu every time we turn around and not play our Closest sec school rival
@@dannyberry8725 i definitely would have loved to get that game back. Unfortunately I coudn't get my hopes up on that one since they made clear it wasn't a priority back when they moved to single permanent rivals 🥲
Matt never stops entertaining me. Keep it up :)
Matt is honestly a really great actor. He’s such a likable guy but when he changes his T-shirts, I instantly hate him. Where is his Oscar?
Love the Oklahoma schedule with bama and tennessee at home and at lsu. Gonna be fun. BOOMER!
SOONER!!!
Just watched this. The most subtle sneaky joke at 1:03 still has me cryin! So, so good brotha!
Whoa now, Auburn will never be drunk enough to talk about missing Verne
Love getting this SEC installment in June!
As a lsu fan Georgia tech being told you had your chance was crazy
"Who let the cajun sober up and do science?!" As a fellow cajun, I can say this is how scary it can be.
Oh wow ......... Fantastic my friend .............just golden😆
At GT-you had your chance 😂
Impressive number of jerseys!
I love the Texas money bribery! Accurate😂😂
Great video! These are always hilarious. :)
No divisions feels like a slippery slope to letting Tulane back in the SEC.
Well, with the expansion, the SEC needs more whipping boys than just Vandy.
What about Sewanee?
@@edlawn5481 may as well they’re just letting anyone in
Just letting anyone in?
OU just became the second highest championship total SEC team over night. Texas has more than most of the league as well.
That is the 2023 Cotton Bowl Champion, Tulane. Show some respect. :)
SEC telling GT that they had their chance 🤣
Jim Bo Fishy- accurate!!! 😂
Dear SEC, Why keep messin with a good thing? Lets refocus and go with this; Love of football over the love of money.
Long standing rivalries are the best. 🏈❤
Mmmmmmmm, smells like September. Wait a minute. Hooray for off-season videos. Your the man Matt!!!!
Tennessee has produced the most graduates from the Nick Saban School of Rehabilitated Coaches.
Louisville had more hotel rooms available because they missed the NCAA Baseball tournament. They've been missing a lot of NCAA Tournaments recently
When the ACC ya know, Big Easts itself 🤣🤣
I always look forward to these videos
Thank you for another fun and informative SEC video 😅. How do you do it? You must have a large staff of professionals writing,recording, directing and post production. 😂. I could be wrong ……..
Just what I needed to get excited for SEC football
Matt I am so glad that you finally got more school shirts and hats for props. It is much better
Everything is pure comedy gold....but....three stooges, Cajuns doing science, and throwing the helmet like a cleat...pure genius.
I miss Verne Lundquist. Buddy how many of those have you had?!?😂💀
GO DAWGS❤️🖤❤️🖤
I miss Verne Lundquist too.
I was looking forward to this and didn't even know if it was coming or not.
Amazing as always!!
I don't think difficult is the word. I think ridiculous is more appropriate. Bring on everyone #SicEm
Auburn not wanting to play rivals. Lol I don’t blame them
Not this Auburn fan. I am completely happy with our schedule outside of not getting one of our historical rivals back, Florida.
This are sooooo AWESOME!!!
To sum it up in One word…….. Awesome!