SEC Roll Call - Week 12

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  • Опубликовано: 19 ноя 2023
  • With only one week of the regular season to go and a full slate of rivalry games on the horizon, the entire conference sits down for a heated Thanksgiving dinner. Auburn is...back to their old self, South Carolina brought a special dish, Alabama is loving Auburn's collapse, Georgia spoils Dolly's Tennessee concert, Arkansas wants out, and Vandy is enjoying new company at the kid's table.
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  • @alostrich
    @alostrich  6 месяцев назад +148

    Roll Call shirts just dropped! Get yours here: gettinplaceshop.com/products/roll-call

    • @jordangracien3460
      @jordangracien3460 6 месяцев назад +2

      Hey, updated shades for the Gamecocks!! Hope they stick around for awhile!

    • @dsa1569
      @dsa1569 6 месяцев назад +1

      What happened to wk 6-7? Also I was waiting on this. The "oh I made her watch" was awesome 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @chiefbobdavis99
      @chiefbobdavis99 6 месяцев назад +1

      Got my shirt ordered, a red one of course. RTR

    • @jacobpuck9787
      @jacobpuck9787 6 месяцев назад +1

      Not sure how you do it, but you beat the pants off of sec shorts again. 😂

    • @heather2493
      @heather2493 6 месяцев назад +1

      ….just do not expect me to share 😂😂😂 seriously just bought my tshirt! , I also got red ✌️ …and you are truly my brother, I noticed you didn’t even offer a sweatshirt, because seriously who wants to sweat???? 😂😂✌️ anyway, cheers Matt, and happy Thanksgiving to you and your family 🦃

  • @Sasquatch__
    @Sasquatch__ 6 месяцев назад +775

    Weekly self-written, directed, and edited quality content is the true miracle of SEC Thanksgiving.

    • @grimkupid8478
      @grimkupid8478 6 месяцев назад +17

      is that why they all kinda look alike?

    • @alostrich
      @alostrich  6 месяцев назад +178

      The majority of the episodes this year have been filmed & edited by Josh Hamilton, which is why they look and sound much better than the previous two season. And why I’m less sweaty.

    • @Prederick
      @Prederick 6 месяцев назад +49

      @@alostrich Then shoutout to Josh and anyone else helping us get these glorious laughs in each week.

    • @jevandezande
      @jevandezande 6 месяцев назад +5

      Don't make them too professional, the raw style makes them more fun. I would recommend a new mic though.

    • @smd_mat8221
      @smd_mat8221 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@alostrichwell then, we're thankful for y'all!

  • @BokoDisraeli
    @BokoDisraeli 6 месяцев назад +437

    Let's be honest, the Egg Bowl is just the nations largest televised Thanksgiving family dinner fight

    • @thomasgraham7
      @thomasgraham7 6 месяцев назад +10

      HAIL STATE. this year we could care less who wins lets just wreck ole miss somehow

    • @kcnichols8968
      @kcnichols8968 6 месяцев назад +4

      I'm a Sooners fan, but I'm cheering for State. My twink state fans had a rough season, and he should get to experience the joy I probably never will again. Beating your mouthy in state rival.

    • @rcschmidt668
      @rcschmidt668 6 месяцев назад +1

      I came here for this comment. 👍👍👍

    • @flamoby
      @flamoby 6 месяцев назад +4

      Hotty Toddy!

    • @Tiggan
      @Tiggan 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@thomasgraham7 I mean, a win would put us at 6-6, and possibly keep the bowl streak alive. Plus, it's UM. If somehow the score were 105-0 at half, with MSU winning, I'd want State's coach to keep in the first string.

  • @MS-hl8fe
    @MS-hl8fe 6 месяцев назад +398

    Vandy has become one of my favorite characters.

    • @heather2493
      @heather2493 6 месяцев назад +16

      Right? Seriously vandy and mizzu are prolly my favorites, although it’s all genius 😂

    • @obsidian00
      @obsidian00 6 месяцев назад +9

      RIGHT??? The smart kid riling every one up!

    • @heather2493
      @heather2493 6 месяцев назад +29

      I gotta say, drunk auburn on this episode was absolutely brilliant 😂

    • @DudeEggs
      @DudeEggs 6 месяцев назад +2

      They should always bring snacks and drinks to these meetings. Some sort of casserole or pies could be his specialty. He may as well bake, he's done playing football.

    • @dukhntr21
      @dukhntr21 6 месяцев назад +3

      Nope. The UGA this year is 💯 the best. And as an Auburn fan I hate UGA. But facts are facts.

  • @sighburrevil7088
    @sighburrevil7088 6 месяцев назад +234

    "CBS doesn't like to take football breaks while they show their commercials" Too true. And the Bo Nix line LOL

    • @Birdbike719
      @Birdbike719 6 месяцев назад +11

      Commercials seem out of control this year. 8 or 9 every commercial break. Every bloody chance they get

    • @ElFuego35
      @ElFuego35 6 месяцев назад +6

      Look on the bright side, The Iron Bowl is CBS's final game before they become The Big Ten's problem.

    • @logandunn5790
      @logandunn5790 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@ElFuego35
      SEC Championship Game

    • @ElFuego35
      @ElFuego35 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@logandunn5790D'oh... I forgot that CBS still had that game this year.

    • @grondhero
      @grondhero 6 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah, they want the games to go faster, but they still have the same allotted time, so they get more $$$ to pay for their contracts.

  • @nathanieldewitt1794
    @nathanieldewitt1794 6 месяцев назад +347

    As an Arkansas fan, the "I'm going back to the Southwest" and "you're not my dad" were how we all feel rn.

    • @dsa1569
      @dsa1569 6 месяцев назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Stephie2007
      @Stephie2007 6 месяцев назад +8

      That and Arkansas being referred to as "The turkey" upon walking up to the table

    • @Chinger98
      @Chinger98 6 месяцев назад +1

      Y'all asked for it and now Texas is joining. Be careful what you wish for.

    • @dukhntr21
      @dukhntr21 6 месяцев назад +1

      I think this was edited before y’all found out your keeping you HC!

    • @robertstuart480
      @robertstuart480 6 месяцев назад +3

      "We're going back to play Baylor! We mean it this time!"

  • @Prederick
    @Prederick 6 месяцев назад +271

    A very true ending. The best part of Thanksgiving is watching Ole Miss and Mississippi State beat the daylights out of each other in a game that is relentlessly one of the weirdest things you'll ever witness. It's like the Egg Bowl exists in its own pocket dimension where rules, common sense and most of the laws of physics are at best, optional.
    EDIT: Also, LOL at Florida's blessing.

    • @hmp4521
      @hmp4521 6 месяцев назад +9

      Hey now as a gator that blessing isn’t a joke but a real question!

    • @ashleymeggan
      @ashleymeggan 6 месяцев назад +3

      Yep. The Egg Bowl is a particularly morbid fascination of mine.

    • @tonyflo04
      @tonyflo04 6 месяцев назад +2

      I went to 4 of them as a member of the Ole Miss Pride of the South...97 was the most memorable.

    • @groobells
      @groobells 6 месяцев назад +7

      Lmao. As a Texas fan who has never witnessed this, I am truly glad to be part of the table of new traditions. Even if it is only just the kids table lol.

    • @flamoby
      @flamoby 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@tonyflo04I was there just before 97. Always a good time!

  • @AE-oc4bg
    @AE-oc4bg 6 месяцев назад +123

    The “the Sheraton is a hotel and that’s a thing we put visiting baseball teams in” shot at UK was pure gold. Still one of the most insane things ever allowing that to happen lol.

    • @robwebster1098
      @robwebster1098 6 месяцев назад +15

      What's the story behind that?

    • @stanbrown32
      @stanbrown32 6 месяцев назад +38

      ​@@robwebster1098Kentucky hosted a college baseball regional, but because of a shortage of hotel rooms in Lexington that weekend, they put up visiting teams in campus housing.

    • @Chief_Tyrol_
      @Chief_Tyrol_ 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@stanbrown32The horror

    • @keithwalker5078
      @keithwalker5078 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@stanbrown32 uh it's college players what's so awful about that? Besides the fact the y should have known the number of hotel rooms available. Sounds like lousy planner.s

    • @stanbrown32
      @stanbrown32 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@keithwalker5078 Nothing terrible about it, just unusual these days.

  • @guillotine06
    @guillotine06 6 месяцев назад +87

    Vandy at the kids table had me rolling! 😂😂😂

    • @rwtx7781
      @rwtx7781 6 месяцев назад +14

      I liked Texas and Oklahoma at the kids’ table with Vandy, too. Lol!

  • @samfly87
    @samfly87 6 месяцев назад +117

    I’m slowly starting to believe that the on-field performance is less important than the epic hilarity that it enables in the form of Roll Call. Thank you Matt Mitchell.

  • @jeffreysanders6342
    @jeffreysanders6342 6 месяцев назад +29

    ‘I paid a man from New Mexico….’ Is gonna be how I start ALL my stories now.

  • @lehen1013
    @lehen1013 6 месяцев назад +155

    The Egg Bowl between Ole Miss and Miss St. is like Siamese twins in a face slapping contest, and they're both drunk. It's hard to watch, but we can't look away for fear we'll miss something.

    • @timskelton4958
      @timskelton4958 6 месяцев назад +8

      🤣🤣🤣 that's a good one. HOTTY TODDY Go Rebels

    • @dsa1569
      @dsa1569 6 месяцев назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @BullMuscleAg
      @BullMuscleAg 6 месяцев назад +2

      That's hilarious

    • @janettamcgee8124
      @janettamcgee8124 6 месяцев назад +6

      That is one if the funniest and meanest comments I've ever read. It made me laugh so loud.

    • @raziwellabdulrahman2362
      @raziwellabdulrahman2362 6 месяцев назад +2

      I just peed!!!!!

  • @MrMokrar
    @MrMokrar 6 месяцев назад +12

    "Made her watch while I wrecked your home like my name was Jolene." 😂😂😂💀 I had to pause the video, I was laughing so hard.

  • @mariejustme
    @mariejustme 6 месяцев назад +307

    “Here, let me cut up your food. I know you tend to choke.” 💀 Brilliant as usual, Matt. Happy Thanksgiving, y’all! 🦃

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 6 месяцев назад +5

      Where was that food cutter when the Cubs needed him in September?!?

    • @michaelholt8590
      @michaelholt8590 6 месяцев назад +12

      Made this Vols fan cry.

    • @JJthename55
      @JJthename55 6 месяцев назад +22

      I wrecked your home like my name was Jolene....hilarious 😂

    • @heather2493
      @heather2493 6 месяцев назад +4

      Ugh… too true… I’m a lifelong Tennessee fan, but dang they have always been chokers 🫣🥺😂✌️

    • @heather2493
      @heather2493 6 месяцев назад +9

      Happy Thanksgiving y’all ✌️ and no matter my team, in the bowl games…. go SEC!!!!! 🏈 ❤

  • @dicerice1
    @dicerice1 6 месяцев назад +49

    Solid Jolene reference. 'Georgia don't take the win just because you can. ' lol

  • @DMS-pq8
    @DMS-pq8 6 месяцев назад +68

    As soon as I saw the NMST - Auburn score I knew this was going to be a great episode

  • @mutigerinky
    @mutigerinky 6 месяцев назад +32

    This may be the best one yet!! Vandy at the kid's table, Bama's Bo Nix comment, SC: "I think that says more about you" comment to UK. Bravo! Happy Thanksgiving all!

  • @brett2015
    @brett2015 6 месяцев назад +159

    As an LSU fan, I feel for Auburn fans. I had Troy State PTSD watching that game. Stay strong.

    • @cooperrayl4379
      @cooperrayl4379 6 месяцев назад +9

      As an Aggie...I had App State flashbacks.

    • @brodydon3
      @brodydon3 6 месяцев назад +4

      No Jax State flashbacks?

    • @thomasgraham7
      @thomasgraham7 6 месяцев назад +4

      go trojans

    • @brianw5336
      @brianw5336 6 месяцев назад +7

      There just Troy not Troy state anymore

    • @billshuff3749
      @billshuff3749 6 месяцев назад +1

      I had flashbacks of Maine... and South Alabama... and Troy State... and Tulane... and wow I'm gonna go watch State's 2014 College Gameday to feel better lol! Glad we can have fun with this ^u^

  • @Jason-qv2db
    @Jason-qv2db 6 месяцев назад +123

    As an Arkansas fan I enjoy watching these more than watching the actual game

    • @mightysquish3492
      @mightysquish3492 6 месяцев назад +3

      Same and same

    • @PawPawGreg
      @PawPawGreg 6 месяцев назад +6

      I laugh at both, but with one, it's through tears.

    • @VVeremoose
      @VVeremoose 6 месяцев назад +1

      Same and same

    • @dreadrington2449
      @dreadrington2449 6 месяцев назад

      These are the highlight of football season. wps.

  • @LGgrangers11
    @LGgrangers11 6 месяцев назад +41

    This is not the SEC content we deserved, but the content we NEEDED. You are so good at this

  • @TruMizzou314
    @TruMizzou314 6 месяцев назад +10

    😅😅 " I am thankful they put one more SEC on the clock so I can beat Florida one more time ".😹😹😹😹 is perfect..#MIZ

  • @gaoutlaw
    @gaoutlaw 6 месяцев назад +50

    Matt as the Dawgfather is supreme greatness

  • @slenderben3262
    @slenderben3262 6 месяцев назад +143

    Usually your vids are a 10/10 but somehow you gave us an 11/10 for Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family Matt.

  • @tomedmonson501
    @tomedmonson501 6 месяцев назад +12

    I just noticed Miss St. bringing his dip bottle to the Thanksgiving dinner. 😂

  • @coltonmanning831
    @coltonmanning831 6 месяцев назад +14

    I cannot wait for another Egg Bowl fire hydrant pissing, field goal missing, extinguisher fizzing, good day reminiscing between MSU and Ole Miss again on Thanksgiving. One of the best rivalries. RIP to the pirate

  • @FrenchCheeto016
    @FrenchCheeto016 6 месяцев назад +24

    “Beat Florida one more time” ❤ right in the feels

  • @BeaverNat
    @BeaverNat 6 месяцев назад +84

    Easily the best SEC Roll Call this year! Here’s to one more for the regular season!

  • @knightfishing
    @knightfishing 6 месяцев назад +142

    As an Auburn fan, I'm definitely hitting the turkey this year

    • @danielmoultrie
      @danielmoultrie 6 месяцев назад +4

      As an auburn fan, I’m hitting the wild Turkey

    • @cyancyclone5642
      @cyancyclone5642 6 месяцев назад +14

      @@danielmoultrieas an NMSU fan, so am I, buuut for the opposite reason, we're partying till the sun comes up in Cruces this saturday Aggie up!

    • @glennschlorf1285
      @glennschlorf1285 6 месяцев назад

      War eaglet.... fellers maybe we can muster a 2013 miracle..... too bad Nick Marshall and his gf got arrested this past week in Columbus.... another rough werk for Auburn...

    • @BreakingNVain
      @BreakingNVain 6 месяцев назад

      You'll probably end up drinking too...

    • @worldslargestnerd
      @worldslargestnerd 6 месяцев назад +1

      As an Auburn fan, I was ready for this week's Shorts and Roll Call to hurt DEEP.

  • @TheNEPTY
    @TheNEPTY 6 месяцев назад +11

    “Let me cut up your food, you tend to choke” - UGA 🤣 brilliant

  • @pimpdaddyc7066
    @pimpdaddyc7066 6 месяцев назад +10

    The Dogfather character is GOATed

  • @uofa82
    @uofa82 6 месяцев назад +11

    One of the things that make the roll calls so special is how Matt pulls off every character smooth as silk. That takes real talent. Keep up the good work. 👏👏

  • @midlandsdirectory3699
    @midlandsdirectory3699 6 месяцев назад +9

    "I can't afford to do Christmas presents this year because I have been scammed. I paid a man one point eight million dollars..." 😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @paulymac5513
    @paulymac5513 6 месяцев назад +7

    "You cowbell ringing son-of-a..." lol.

  • @Pittsburghkid6
    @Pittsburghkid6 6 месяцев назад +5

    Im dying waiting for roll call this week!

  • @Linayus
    @Linayus 6 месяцев назад +40

    Us Auburn fans watching our QBs transfer and excel at other schools has become a tradition in its own right. We're still paying the price for Cam Newton, aren't we? 😭

  • @larrycrosby7869
    @larrycrosby7869 6 месяцев назад +24

    That Gator prayer got me right in the feels.

    • @willl7780
      @willl7780 6 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @natr3980
    @natr3980 6 месяцев назад +86

    As a Tennessee fan I really hope Dolly left early and didn’t have to experience the last 3 quarters of that game

    • @gringofett3944
      @gringofett3944 6 месяцев назад +13

      Oh no, she saw ALL of it. I hear she is looking to buy Six Flags and relocate Dollywood to Atlanta.

    • @robertwofford6604
      @robertwofford6604 6 месяцев назад +10

      Lol the last 3 quarters.. the last 59:49*

    • @jjbowen80
      @jjbowen80 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@gringofett3944 dear lord! That's funny!

    • @findme7585
      @findme7585 6 месяцев назад

      @@gringofett3944😂😂😂

  • @thriftyodysseus9544
    @thriftyodysseus9544 6 месяцев назад +13

    I love how Alabama was relentlessly picking on Auburn lol

  • @JoeXTheXJuggalo1
    @JoeXTheXJuggalo1 6 месяцев назад +13

    The Dawg father's part may have been short but it was sweet and straight to the point. LOL

  • @user-wg8dx7mg5r
    @user-wg8dx7mg5r 6 месяцев назад +10

    Let me be honest, I am a diehard Mizzou Tiger fan. The love we have received from Matt this season has been nothing short of incredible. Week 12 is the most appropriate, accurate and funny take all year! Thank you for recognizing the investment of time and effort by this year's MU football team. I laughed out loud to this week's program. Outstanding effort! Thank you for making Mizzou finally feel welcome in the SEC!!! M...I...Z...!

    • @rockmyworldmusic
      @rockmyworldmusic 6 месяцев назад +2

      You earned my begrudging respect.😆😆 -Vol Fan

    • @rwtx7781
      @rwtx7781 6 месяцев назад +1

      As an Aggie fan, I’ve been rooting for y’all all season. 😊

  • @damenjones3730
    @damenjones3730 6 месяцев назад +34

    As a oklahoma fan I can't wait till OU and Texas are on this weekly, I'm equally excited and terrified

    • @mesalily-TeHWoRld
      @mesalily-TeHWoRld 6 месяцев назад

      Same here!!!!!!

    • @juanalaniz820
      @juanalaniz820 6 месяцев назад +1

      "Flashes a stack of cash" Texas and OU

    • @glennhower9265
      @glennhower9265 6 месяцев назад +2

      As a Texas fan, this is something we can agree on 🤝

    • @matbenner7504
      @matbenner7504 6 месяцев назад +4

      I give yall 2 years before wanting out

    • @mesalily-TeHWoRld
      @mesalily-TeHWoRld 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@matbenner7504 Possibly😂😂😂

  • @danspowercleanservices6060
    @danspowercleanservices6060 6 месяцев назад +6

    As a Sooner fan these skits are the most hilarious.
    1. Matt is a creative genius.
    2. Matt has multiple personalities and some of them have good ideas.
    3. We all probably need help for watching each episode 3-4 times a week.
    4. Is it art imitating life or life imitating art, I get confused so easily.
    5. I wish you were my neighbor, but you would have to move here. I have better deer hunting, but you’re welcome to come hunt with me.

  • @VVeremoose
    @VVeremoose 6 месяцев назад +5

    The kids table was a stroke of amazing genius

  • @kittygirl2010
    @kittygirl2010 6 месяцев назад +38

    The Dogfather is savage! ‘Let me cut up your food. I know you tend to choke.’ 🤣 Also the Jolene reference was 👩🏻‍🍳💋 Go DAWGs!

    • @heavenkelley5608
      @heavenkelley5608 6 месяцев назад +2

      Woof woof Dawgs are the best three for three

  • @lonniethomas4343
    @lonniethomas4343 6 месяцев назад +13

    😂😂 @Texas , Oklahoma, and Vanderbilt sitting at the kids table 😂. Bloody hilarious

  • @lolakathleen2261
    @lolakathleen2261 6 месяцев назад +6

    “Can’t we all just get along on Thanksgiving🙄?” Said No Ole Miss fan EVER! Let’s get them dogs in Starkpatch!

  • @sherideal9054
    @sherideal9054 6 месяцев назад +4

    Matt Mitchell, you are killing SEC Shorts this year! I don’t know how you keep up with every detail of every SEC team’s season, but you kill it! Great job!! This DAWGfather…❤️🖤🐾

  • @ntsmith2000
    @ntsmith2000 6 месяцев назад +4

    I don't follow college football but I can appreciate good clean comedy. Well done, and that line, "don't like showing football when they want to show commercials," had me laughing so hard.

  • @Maddawg5354
    @Maddawg5354 6 месяцев назад +6

    Mac, where the heck is week 13? I'm seriously want to see how u'r going to break down the Iron Bowl! LOL!

  • @anthonyizquierdo5467
    @anthonyizquierdo5467 6 месяцев назад +39

    I’m thankful for all these SEC roll call videos!

  • @robynator4168
    @robynator4168 6 месяцев назад +10

    I wonder how long it takes to make and edit one of these videos? The switching of the shirts and the perfect timing of the dialog is amazing. The writing is just next level original and timely. Matt could perform an entire SNL show without any other cast members.

    • @johnnymcdonald4611
      @johnnymcdonald4611 6 месяцев назад +9

      He makes me forget he’s just one guy. The team characters take on a life of their own.

    • @JoshuaJ.Hamilton
      @JoshuaJ.Hamilton 6 месяцев назад +8

      We start shooting on Monday at around 11am and are posting the edit by around 5:30pm usually. But Matt does all the writing and prop gathering before that.

  • @tbolton6156
    @tbolton6156 6 месяцев назад +13

    The Mississippi state charter with his spit bottle is too real! 🔥

  • @bookwormben
    @bookwormben 6 месяцев назад +12

    I loved watching the in state rivals (and Ga/Tn) go at each other. And “He IS the dish cause I carved up that ham a week ago!”😂

  • @samuelking4723
    @samuelking4723 6 месяцев назад +60

    With LSU talking about Jayden Daniels being the best player in the country, all I could think was “please have Georgia say something about Brock Bowers.”
    But Bama loudly asking about Bo Nix was so much better.

  • @edlawn5481
    @edlawn5481 6 месяцев назад +7

    Between this week's SEC Shorts and this, Poor Auburn!

  • @mikecarroll3532
    @mikecarroll3532 6 месяцев назад +3

    That last part with ole miss saying I'm gonna end your season was lol

  • @MrsAlmaTrumble
    @MrsAlmaTrumble 6 месяцев назад +58

    Happy early Thanksgiving, Matt and family. I'm thankful for your channel and the endless laughs.

  • @Radioheadfan143
    @Radioheadfan143 6 месяцев назад +8

    "Dear God, WHY?"
    Thank you. I needed that uncontrollable laughter in my life today.

  • @Cowboyup57717
    @Cowboyup57717 6 месяцев назад +2

    The Mizzou Arkansas brawl Friday made me excited for next week's Roll Call! 😂

  • @Chrislfaison
    @Chrislfaison 6 месяцев назад +43

    The really sad part is that in just a couple of weeks, it will be a LONG 9 months before the next episode! 😮‍💨

    • @sgsmike9015
      @sgsmike9015 6 месяцев назад +1

      Nonsense, we’ll have our bowl game recap I hope… then it’s 9 months of waiting…

    • @hmp4521
      @hmp4521 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@sgsmike9015yeah and that bowl recap will be all about looking around for Florida lol

    • @1868JG
      @1868JG 6 месяцев назад +2

      There might be a spring game episode. And by all rights there should be an episode at the end of the coaching carousel.

    • @amandachilds5290
      @amandachilds5290 6 месяцев назад +1

      Can we get some combine and draft videos pls?

  • @thefranchise2010
    @thefranchise2010 6 месяцев назад +5

    I laughed for a solid 3 minutes and 43 seconds! I would quote my favorite parts, then it would be just a video transcript. Lol. "Here, let me cut up your food. I know you tend to choke." HAHAHAHA!!!

  • @landonmichelle
    @landonmichelle 6 месяцев назад +8

    Absolute perfection, Matt. Bravo 👏👏👏
    Now that that's out of the way ... Ya darn right about the best CFB player in the country! JD5 for Heisman and GEAUX TIGERS 💜💛

  • @kevinkirk3870
    @kevinkirk3870 6 месяцев назад +12

    😂😂😂😂😂 That’s a 5 out of 5. Wish football season was year round so we could have these videos all year.

  • @tiller6750
    @tiller6750 6 месяцев назад +2

    That Bo Nix joke was GOLD!

  • @michaelrawlins1
    @michaelrawlins1 6 месяцев назад +2

    Just saw you on espn Matt!!! So awesome and very well deserved!

  • @tomloeper8933
    @tomloeper8933 6 месяцев назад +10

    Me watching the end of the Missouri - Florida game: Matt's going to have Mizzou say that they beat Florida twice. Me at 3:04 - There it is!

    • @LightemupWMH
      @LightemupWMH 6 месяцев назад

      I don't understand. Can someone explain?

    • @cadericketts184
      @cadericketts184 6 месяцев назад

      @@LightemupWMH the game was over the coaches were being interviewed. The players were shaking hands on the field, and I swear three minutes after the game had ended the refs decided the last play. There were still one second left on the clock, so they had to clear the entire field to play one more play with one second left Missouri got to celebrate twice. 😂

  • @russellloncon5372
    @russellloncon5372 6 месяцев назад +21

    One of the best ones all season, WHY GOD had me rolling

    • @andrewatson3992
      @andrewatson3992 6 месяцев назад +1

      Tim Tebow approved this prayer. 😅

  • @timjones5885
    @timjones5885 6 месяцев назад +4

    This may be the best episode yet. But how can you pick a favorite child when you love them all. Just superb material. Matt is the man!

  • @paulthompkins4150
    @paulthompkins4150 6 месяцев назад +5

    I love how Georgia "Made Dolly watch" what they did to Tennessee lol

  • @eandttruelove
    @eandttruelove 6 месяцев назад +4

    Legitimately the BEST ROLL CALL EVER! 😂 The State and Ole Miss ending had me spitting out my Big Red 😂

  • @kevinvogler2380
    @kevinvogler2380 6 месяцев назад +28

    Thank you Auburn for keeping people from laughing at A&M….for a few minutes at least

  • @wendyduncan9084
    @wendyduncan9084 6 месяцев назад +3

    I tried to watch at lunch and it hadn’t appeared yet. This was the best bedtime treat I’ve ever had. You, sir, are completely brilliant.

  • @Kevin-xk9xc
    @Kevin-xk9xc 6 месяцев назад +1

    As a Auburn fan I got to admit, your bits are funny as crap. Thanks for the laughs especially in our time of need lol.

  • @BlandSpagetti
    @BlandSpagetti 6 месяцев назад +6

    2:11 “football breaks during commercials” man I think describes more sports events than it should

    • @eaglerider1826
      @eaglerider1826 6 месяцев назад +3

      That's CBS at it's best .

    • @BlandSpagetti
      @BlandSpagetti 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@eaglerider1826you know they’d just run commercials 25/8 if they could

    • @eaglerider1826
      @eaglerider1826 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@BlandSpagetti I miss the old days when you were watching a game and they went to a commercial and you could change the channel to another game to get an update . Now they all seem to be having commercials at the same time or have just added that many more commercials .

  • @Harlembrown
    @Harlembrown 6 месяцев назад +3

    “Let me cut up your food. I know you tend to choke.” Outstanding!

  • @doughoback5226
    @doughoback5226 6 месяцев назад +2

    The Egg Bowl, the only thing worth watching on Thanksgiving

  • @ikepigott
    @ikepigott 6 месяцев назад +9

    Matt, you hit this one out of the park, man.

  • @varashamus7633
    @varashamus7633 6 месяцев назад +2

    Matt Mitchel
    I don't know if you will ever see this message but I want to at least try. My family actually shared several of your vids with my Granny Violet while she was in hospice. She has gone to Jesus last week. You helped all of us laugh. I do pray that God blesses you and yours. Thanks

  • @wompa70
    @wompa70 6 месяцев назад +2

    I was traveling this weekend. Thanks for summing up the only college conference that counts, Matt!

  • @DanielWJudge
    @DanielWJudge 6 месяцев назад +1

    Bama taunting the barners by bringing up Bo Nix is my favorite. Matt’s acting is so good!

  • @jakesanders269
    @jakesanders269 6 месяцев назад +7

    All hail the Dawg Father!

  • @CheesyGator15
    @CheesyGator15 6 месяцев назад +2

    The Florida yelling “WHY” was perfect!!!

  • @caleboo528
    @caleboo528 6 месяцев назад +13

    This is easily one of the top 5 sec roll call episodes

  • @pdex2165
    @pdex2165 6 месяцев назад +6

    Almost choked on my water when Arkansas said "Your not my dad!" 😂
    And, as a Mississippi State alum, I'm not expecting much from my team and this year's Egg. But I've also learned to expect the unexpected with this end of season insanity. 😊

  • @rbnlyns
    @rbnlyns 6 месяцев назад +1

    I don't know a thing about college football in the South and I still watch this every week cuz it makes me laugh.

  • @hmmreally620
    @hmmreally620 6 месяцев назад +2

    You cow bell ringin ... 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ronaldtipton6035
    @ronaldtipton6035 6 месяцев назад +12

    I hope Matt's going to do one after the Conference championship game and when the teams find out their bowl games & opponents!

  • @the_stewbear
    @the_stewbear 6 месяцев назад +2

    “You know CBS doesn’t like to take football breaks while they show their commercials.”😂😂😂

  • @SpurCoyote
    @SpurCoyote 6 месяцев назад +20

    My ribs hurt from laughing so hard! I think this is your best one yet. Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family!

  • @joshdavis5215
    @joshdavis5215 6 месяцев назад +6

    Thank you JD5 is by far the best player in college football this year. If we had a better defense supporting him we'd be sitting a heck of a lot better.

  • @juliayoung537
    @juliayoung537 6 месяцев назад +19

    Happy Thanksgiving to Matt and everyone! Thank you so much for these videos! I'm very thankful for them ❤😂

  • @danielashton5697
    @danielashton5697 6 месяцев назад +8

    So glad Auburn brought the "Turkey" LOL

  • @davidedmondson5633
    @davidedmondson5633 6 месяцев назад +1

    So wonderful! I love ending my Mondays watching these!

  • @C-Note93
    @C-Note93 6 месяцев назад +1

    SEC man to Arkansas: you didn't bring a dish? Auburn: He is the dish cause I carved that ham up a week ago lol brilliant.

  • @landonsrt9587
    @landonsrt9587 6 месяцев назад +3

    Loving the Dawgfather.
    Go Dawgs!!

  • @flyingdutchman8093
    @flyingdutchman8093 6 месяцев назад +3

    I don’t even watch college football but I watch this every time.

  • @ejhollandoracle
    @ejhollandoracle 6 месяцев назад +1

    This weekly update is always one of my favorites. It is EXCELLENTLY done!

  • @myZcarlife
    @myZcarlife 6 месяцев назад +11

    Hey, Vanderbilt still has a seat at the table, even if it's the kids' table.

    • @shawnkurtz4424
      @shawnkurtz4424 6 месяцев назад +2

      Well they're the founders of the kids table

    • @grimbyrne195
      @grimbyrne195 6 месяцев назад

      We all love Vandy. It’s more than just the free win every season. It is hard to explain.

  • @davidpowell270
    @davidpowell270 6 месяцев назад

    OMG! I just discovered the SEC Roll Call a couple weeks ago, and now I look forward to it every week. Matt, you are hilarious!

  • @UberleetYO
    @UberleetYO 6 месяцев назад +1

    I should not have had that sip of coffee right before he said "Let me cut up your food for you, I know you tend to choke"!