At this point if mine didn't have 4 years of D1 damage and 13 more of military damage, they could have it if it mean we got the incredible Hulk back faster
If you told me Mizzou could upset Georgia but they would have to lose the rest of their season including South Carolina and their bowl game I would take it in a heartbeat.
Who else here thinks that Matt should be the Guest Picker on College GameDay the next time they come to an SEC school....? Let's get that campaign started!!
"Kentucky: achieving expectations. Is that what y'all think about Kentucky football? Honestly, we don't think about Kentucky football." This had me laughing out loud. So true.
@@instinctive3066 I don’t watch basketball but my buddies who do have not been happy. Those fans are National champions or who gives a rats ass. Nothing in between
Fun fact: The reason Tennessee said they could get em a deal on body parts is b/c UT has an Anthropology Research Facility (aka a body farm). I think it was even in an episode of CSI.
@@sarider6294ibam aware!😂 I believe it was week 4 or week 5 he told the Big Ten to take Mizzou back. Miz responded "you don't even know what Conference I'm from?"
@@adzisme Is that really what happened? (Honest question) I am being 100% honest when I say Missouri is wayyyy more like Arky/Texas than Wisconsin or Minnesota
Don't know if you'll see this Matt but this video is missing from your 2023 Roll Call playlist. Love watching and look forward to Oklahoma featuring in even more in the future!
Is it because Tennessee has this for its anthropology department? It consists of a 2.5-acre (10,000 m2) wooded plot, surrounded by a razor wire fence. Bodies are placed in different settings throughout the facility and left to decompose. The bodies are exposed in a number of ways in order to provide insights into decomposition under varying conditions.
Somebody needs to be monitoring GA. A whole new definition for “Ankle Biter”. 😂😂😂😂 Awesomely hilarious as usual. Great job Matt, you exceed expectations every week.
To anyone who has spent time in Nashville the past ten years that line about the cranes becoming sentient and building hotels on their own really hits.
To those who keep asking. Matt posted on social media he just got back from some sort of trip so SEC Roll Call would be late this week. No official day but im sure we get it before Saturday.
Honestly, I'm loving this Darth Mizz Arc. And Honestly, I'm more mad at the Braves' Fanbase right now than I am at Losing to Philadelphia. *And I'm a Braves Fan!* Keep up the Great Work, Matt!
Darth Mizz, the Bourbon Raffle and Tennessee trying to sell off parts from the body farm... I honestly am not sure which one liners I enjoyed the most....
You would have an easier time finding a SEC fan who doesn't hate Gary. My friends and I keep track of each time one of us yells "Shut Up Gary" at the tv when he says something especially stupid. 12 times is the average each of us yell at him
B1G fan here with a serious question: why does everybody hate Gary Danielson? Is it just because he's very annoying (which is why I can't stand him), or is it something more specific than that?
@@burtonguster4395 personally I can’t stand him as an announcer. He never has anything positive to say nor does he show any class. He always seems to dog the home team and makes negative remarks about Tennessee constantly, which is ironic since he is a UT alum. I can’t speak for other fan bases, but for me that is my reason.
Bruh... these are hilarious, fantastic work! Look forward to new videos each week. As much as I hate them being in the SEC, I like the Mizzou villian bit, good stuff.
As a western Pennsylvanian, you know I'd generally root against your side of the state... but I currently live in Georgia and am over the Southern Sports Superiority Complex, so I also cackled lol
The rumors around Nashville are that they’re actually canceling Vandy’s football program and either turning the stadium into a Buc-ee’s or 50 more country-singer-owned bars
For the first time that I can remember watching your videos, you gave State the first appearance!!! Thank you and I also cannot wait for this season to be over. You know, we weren’t far from the T25 in men’s basketball preseason rankings. Looking forward to that 😂😂. Thanks for another great video!!!
@@eaglerider1826there are 4 teams that can make the playoffs with zero losses. Committee already did that last year with TCU. So, I don’t see Bama making the playoffs
Deion Sanders: *Bursts in* Please! One of you hire me! I can't take the Pac-12 anymore! Stanford: *Bangs on the door* Primetime, you miserable Coward! Come back and face me like man! SEC: You blew a 29-0 lead against him?!
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Subscribe or Georgia gets your ankle
Lol. Georgia doesn't want THIS ankle. It's held together with Duct tabe and super glue.
It’s ok Bowers can have my ankle
At this point if mine didn't have 4 years of D1 damage and 13 more of military damage, they could have it if it mean we got the incredible Hulk back faster
Take his other ankle for snatching what could've been our only sec win this year 😊
That's kinda scary
Week three, MIZZOU tried to be nice; we tried to make you proud … but just like the Jedi council, you refused to acknowledge our power.
Missouri becoming the villain of this series was not what I expected, but his Phillies comment deserves a life sentence
He was right though, the playoff collapse has been tried and true since the late 90's as much as I hate it.
The SEC Matt started it by being so mean to the Missouri Matt. Go get 'em Darth Miz!
😂😂 #MIZ 🐯 I wish I could put a SW emoji here but there still aren't any. 😂
Missouri hates the Phillies, just sayin’.
NOPE! The Braves are stuck with that MANTRA for the rest of their lives!
If Mizzou upsets Georgia in a couple weeks I will spend the entire Monday hitting refresh over and over waiting for Matt's video
You don't already do that 😂
If you told me Mizzou could upset Georgia but they would have to lose the rest of their season including South Carolina and their bowl game I would take it in a heartbeat.
I may call in sick just so I have enough time for rewatches.
Florida might beat em to it…
@@propERganda1976😂😂😂 No
The Tennessee Body Farm joke was next level. 👏🏻
I was wondering if anyone else got that. 😆
deep cut
😂
was actually wondering if that's what they were referencing, truly a deep cut
😂 Go Vols! 🍊
Kentucky doing a bourbon raffle is the most Kentucky thing 😂😂😂
Our team is garbage. Good thing we make all the worlds bourbon. We need it to watch what our team calls football. 😂😂🥃🥃
The Chrome Helmets this past Saturday rocked.
Well at least it's Basketball season again so it's not like us fans will watch football after Big Blue Madness lol.
@@Zederok Yeah Kentucky football has disappointed me enough. It is Kentucky basketballs time to disappoint me now.
@@jonathanmorrison2225you can always turn to the Cards!
Who else here thinks that Matt should be the Guest Picker on College GameDay the next time they come to an SEC school....? Let's get that campaign started!!
If MIZ still remains a 1 loss team and UGA still remains a top seed team. It would be blasphemous if College Gameday does not choose this match up.
YES!! Make this happen!
✋
If Gameday goes to LSU-Alabama... and Matt Mitchell is not the guest picker... I'll leave it at that. Make it happen, ESPN!
Dibs! Hotty Toddy!
2:26 I love the reference to the Tennessee cadaver body farm!! go forensics!!!😂😂😂 This man is a genius!!!
Always marvelous, Matt.
Thank you for trying to humanize us Missourians.
You didn’t disappoint in this weeks episode. May Dark Missouri grow
MIZ
@@lavernesmithson1792ZOU
*Darth Mizz
DARTH MIZZOU!!
@@lavernesmithson1792ZOU!
"Kentucky: achieving expectations. Is that what y'all think about Kentucky football? Honestly, we don't think about Kentucky football." This had me laughing out loud. So true.
Kinda like the SEC champ doesn’t think about whatever team they will beat for the national championship 😂😂🥃🥃.
Honestly, achieving expectations is probably the best thing because we sure know how to disappoint once Basketball season comes around
@@instinctive3066 I don’t watch basketball but my buddies who do have not been happy. Those fans are National champions or who gives a rats ass. Nothing in between
dropped my darn phone laughing
Ouch. This one hurt.
Consistently the best football humor video of the week. Thanks for everything you do, Matt.
The Tennessee Body Parts joke is the best part of this episode.
"I can take that knee!""Anything from the knee down"❤🖤 Hreat job Matt!!! Go DAWGS!!!
Fun fact: The reason Tennessee said they could get em a deal on body parts is b/c UT has an Anthropology Research Facility (aka a body farm). I think it was even in an episode of CSI.
That last bit from Darth Mizz was totally uncalled for
Not only was it totally uncalled for it was ruthlessly uncalled for. But it was one of the best skits on here😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 love it!!!!!! MIZ
Darth Mizz is the villain we all need. And better offensive line play for alabama.
@@n4life9ZOU!
@@n4life9 ZOU!
Wasn't it though?
Went from "take MIZZOU back" (big 10)
to admitting Miz is "One of us" after a couple episodes in the SEC FEELS SOOOOO GOOD!😂😂😂😂
Mizzou was in the BIG 12
@@sarider6294ibam aware!😂 I believe it was week 4 or week 5 he told the Big Ten to take Mizzou back. Miz responded "you don't even know what Conference I'm from?"
HE SAID IT! NO TAKE-BACKS, MATT!
Mizzou wanted to be in the BiG but was rejected. The SEC sent the invite. We just followed the $.
@@adzisme Is that really what happened? (Honest question) I am being 100% honest when I say Missouri is wayyyy more like Arky/Texas than Wisconsin or Minnesota
Gotta admit, this is the most invested I have been in Mizzou. Just want to see the story develop on roll call lol.
Why do I get the feeling there's gonna be a whole bunch of people dressed up as Darth Mizz this Halloween
Somehow ... every week .. it just keeps getting better and better! This series makes my Mondays the best day of the week!
Darth Mizz is the Vanderbot of 2023.
I was with Darth Mizz up until the Phillies thing. Now? Now,....I have a mortal enemy who has earned my eternal enmity.
You have described my feelings exactly. And the fact we have to rely on Georgia, Tennessee, Florida, and Arkansas to take him down gives me anxiety.
Phuck the Phillies
"We don't really think about Kentucky football"
and that's how I became a fan of Darth Mizz
DARTH MIZZ...NOT THE VILLIAN WE ASKED FOR...BUT THE VILLIAN WE DESERVE.
Don't know if you'll see this Matt but this video is missing from your 2023 Roll Call playlist. Love watching and look forward to Oklahoma featuring in even more in the future!
As a South Carolina fan, I am literally headed to Kentucky tomorrow and making stops on the Bourbon Trail.
The body parts with Tennessee had me laughing so hard
Is it because Tennessee has this for its anthropology department?
It consists of a 2.5-acre (10,000 m2) wooded plot, surrounded by a razor wire fence. Bodies are placed in different settings throughout the facility and left to decompose. The bodies are exposed in a number of ways in order to provide insights into decomposition under varying conditions.
@@kylepmore2842 Yes, that's the joke. That and Tennessee fans will do or say anything. I swear they now officially out-crazy LSU fans.
Body Farm FTW
@eggsngritstn Lsu fans aren't crazy. They're just eccentric!
Yes Tennessee has a cadaver school right under the stadium.
Well done on that reference to the UT body farm 😂
Man, I love your content so much. Best episodic content all year, and you never disappoint.
Proud of ya!
This was amazing again! Feel like Dark Miz needs to black or gold hoodie for the next transformation.
Somebody needs to be monitoring GA. A whole new definition for “Ankle Biter”. 😂😂😂😂 Awesomely hilarious as usual. Great job Matt, you exceed expectations every week.
As a Tennessee alum from the Biosystems Engineering and Soil Science department, glad to see the body farm reference lol.
Darth Mizzou is the heel turn of the century.
"Well, you can't spell 'Resigning yourself to a lifetime of mediocrity' without 'Gig 'em!' "
As an Aggie, I feel this in my bones. Great stuff!
The number of comedic gems you managed to fit into this 3.5 minutes is truly impressive 😂😂
Mizzou is finally being acknowledged as being part of the SEC?
I can’t stop laughing at the Auburn part hahaha
To anyone who has spent time in Nashville the past ten years that line about the cranes becoming sentient and building hotels on their own really hits.
Matt, this is one of your funniest ever! Laughing at everyone in the conference. Darth Mizz--😂🤣😂
ESPN should hire you to do this every week. They always make me laugh so hard.
ESPN would want editorial control. Hell nah. Matt hits out of the park just fine imo.
AGREE!!!
I thought we all agreed that we don't like ESPN?
@@humbleclay79 💯ESPN is trash!
Oh god no!!! They'd ruin these if they got their corporate fingers into it.
"The cranes in Nashville just instinctively build hotels"
My aunt lived in Nashville for years, and this line is hilariously accurate.
I can see Darth Mizz bumper stickers popping up all over Missouri.
Kentucky: Please have mercy.
Darth Mizzou: There is no mercy *begins to zap UK w/ force lightning*
Love this. Someone should make it an animated skit😁
"Darth Mizz"?
Now I know what my Halloween costume is gonna be.
“Do not engage Danielson” those are words to live by
Alabama, “Who got the defense?”
SEC gives “the look”
Alabama, “I walked into that one didn’t I?”
SEC, “well we know you can’t take a knee”
😂😂😂😂😂
To those who keep asking. Matt posted on social media he just got back from some sort of trip so SEC Roll Call would be late this week. No official day but im sure we get it before Saturday.
Thank you just glad he is OK
You and SEC Shorts are the best when it comes to comedy skits about football
Honestly, I'm loving this Darth Mizz Arc.
And Honestly, I'm more mad at the Braves' Fanbase right now than I am at Losing to Philadelphia.
*And I'm a Braves Fan!*
Keep up the Great Work, Matt!
As a Mizzou alum and a Rangers fan, I had a pretty good sports weekend. And I too long to see Dark Mizz take down the rest of the conference.
Darth Mizz, the Bourbon Raffle and Tennessee trying to sell off parts from the body farm... I honestly am not sure which one liners I enjoyed the most....
Love how us Vols are not the only ones who hate Danielson #SILENCEDANIELSON
SEC fans can unite on Danielson abhorrence, outlawing cowbells, and hating the Vandy Whistlers
You would have an easier time finding a SEC fan who doesn't hate Gary. My friends and I keep track of each time one of us yells "Shut Up Gary" at the tv when he says something especially stupid. 12 times is the average each of us yell at him
Huh, and here I thought it was just us Florida fans that hated Danielson. Glad to know it's universal 😂
B1G fan here with a serious question: why does everybody hate Gary Danielson? Is it just because he's very annoying (which is why I can't stand him), or is it something more specific than that?
@@burtonguster4395 personally I can’t stand him as an announcer. He never has anything positive to say nor does he show any class. He always seems to dog the home team and makes negative remarks about Tennessee constantly, which is ironic since he is a UT alum. I can’t speak for other fan bases, but for me that is my reason.
Darth Miz, Dan Mullen, the gift that keeps on giving.
Don't say that name!
Aloha. I wanna get fired. And get 12 million!
Thanks!
Darth Mizz is the villain this season needed and rightfully deserves 😂😂
Bruh... these are hilarious, fantastic work! Look forward to new videos each week. As much as I hate them being in the SEC, I like the Mizzou villian bit, good stuff.
Let's Go Darth Miz!!
....Darth Zou!
That's their new cheer!
Being from WV, I'm not even an SEC fan but these make my Mondays more enjoyable. Thank You!!
Matt has the best written sketches out of any SEC channel.
Great fun, Matt! Enjoyed all the evaluations! It didn't seem as though anyone got credit for "Plays Well with Others." :)
Beating SEC Shorts regularly now
Great job Matt
SEC Shorts is an example of why you don't sell your soul to ESPN/Disney.
SEC shorts fell off
I still like SEC shorts but this is definitely great content I look forward to
I agree I watch both but this is definitely better
Missouri brethren! Start getting your Dark Mizz ensemble together now, so you're ready when we take this playoff spot down! #MIZ
As a Carolina fan.... Can confirm this is the only way we make it through games. Because I'm pretty sure by half time the team has also been drinking.
@maniaccc86 lsu fans do the same when the def takes the field
The defense was definitely hammered in the 4th quarter
I don't know anything about football. I just love these Roll Calls because of Matt.
Same here. I just chose to root for Missouri because SEC Matt was so mean to him. That and my Dad was from Missouri.
Good a reason as any.
Love Dark Mizz!
I laughed so hard at Kentucky and A&M😂
That last Mizzou line hurt though 😢
I, for one, welcome our new Sith overlord.
Darth Mizz is killing me! :D :D (And drunk Beamer....., or should we now call him Jim Beamer?)
As a PSU guy and Philly native who loves this channel…that Phillies comment gave me a maniacal laugh
As a western Pennsylvanian, you know I'd generally root against your side of the state... but I currently live in Georgia and am over the Southern Sports Superiority Complex, so I also cackled lol
As a UGA student, I can say that everyone on campus is mourning on behalf of Brock Bowers.
As a UGA student also, yes, very much mourning.
get fkd
Why do you think it's the end of the world? SMH on this one
HE COULDNT HANDLE THE VANDERPOWER RAAAAAH
Delp and Luckie are going to make up the slack,I mean it won't be Brock, but they'll show some improvements
The rumors around Nashville are that they’re actually canceling Vandy’s football program and either turning the stadium into a Buc-ee’s or 50 more country-singer-owned bars
Or...hear me out, they just play at a Buc-ees since those things ARE the size of football stadiums.
I'm game for a game at Buc-ees.
😂😂😂
@@Tadicuslegion78Good point. 🤔
@@Tadicuslegion78 I would actually PAY money to see Vandy play a game at Buc-ees. (but outside of that, they ain't gettin' my cash)
As an Ole Miss fan, I have had multiple near heart attacks this season, so I feel seen.
Darth Mizzou keeps getting better and better
And just like that I am cheering for Missouri
South Carolina was my favorite but Darth Mizzou was right up there now.😂😂
For the first time that I can remember watching your videos, you gave State the first appearance!!! Thank you and I also cannot wait for this season to be over. You know, we weren’t far from the T25 in men’s basketball preseason rankings. Looking forward to that 😂😂. Thanks for another great video!!!
Darth Mizz FTW
HAHAHAHA!!! Georgia - "I'll take that knee. Anything from the knee down will work." HAHAHA. This made me laugh so hard! Thanks so much for this video!
“No, I’m saying that cause I’m Vandy,” made me spit out my drink.
Darth Mizz is maybe one of the best creations the internet has seen in a while
Mizzou with the line of the week!! But, yeah... YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!
Am I a Darth Mizz fan now? 😮
SEC Roll Call is my weekly reminder that "Oh yeah! Kentucky does have a football team."
Okay I’m from MO and I love this 😂🤣 stand with Darth Mizz or face his wrath!!
Lifelong Tide fan, but after the way this season is going for our offense I think I’m with Missouri. If we can’t win just burn it all down.
It is completely possible GA loses to mizzu then Albama in SEC championship. That would take the Sec out of the playoffs. 😮
Or you could just poison something else.
Iowa would kill for your offense
@@zappyeats2579 How would a one loss SEC champion Alabama be left out ?
@@eaglerider1826there are 4 teams that can make the playoffs with zero losses. Committee already did that last year with TCU. So, I don’t see Bama making the playoffs
Kentucky - ""Hey, Big Blue Madness was Friday night. You're off the hook." (Cries himself to sleep.)
As a Gator fan who often roots for Ole Miss (Kiffin reminds me of Spurrier), I can say this video tracks.
Mizzou = cardinals fans = hating Marcell Ozuna = rooting for the Phillies. Simple math really 😊
This math checks out.
screw the Cardinals, with love from the other side of the state
@@Grieves0001you’re goddamn right.
@@Grieves0001Oh come on! The cards can be your NL like the Royals are our AL team. Unite for Missouri’s sake!
I'm a Braves fan and can't stand Marcell Ozuna.
He's Darth Mizz and he's awesome!
Love it. Matt is a master of the SEC thank you my brother.
In glad that Mizz got the win this week. They have a pretty good team, if they can keep SEC refs from interfering.
OMG fantastic job on this report. It's spot on and I laughed so hard!
Deion Sanders: *Bursts in* Please! One of you hire me! I can't take the Pac-12 anymore!
Stanford: *Bangs on the door* Primetime, you miserable Coward! Come back and face me like man!
SEC: You blew a 29-0 lead against him?!
Time for Matt to bring back "The Buff".
The second year in a row Roll Call throws in the Braves and makes me cry.
As a Tennessee fan this is hillarious
GB🍊
@@tuckercollins6481 #GBO 🍊🍊🍊🍊
I was going to say I am loving Darth Mizz, then he ripped out my heart and stomped on it with one statement there at the end...
I'm just happy Mizzou finally has a place here. It's as an outcast villain and I'm totally fine with it
Lol that was painful but funny what Mizzou person said about the Phillies also yes Braves we need to have a long talk
Georgia advocating for Florida to be ranked to help their strength of schedule. 😂😂😂 see yal in two weeks. Go Gators 🐊!
Good luck Gators , I wish the game was at the swamp .
You continue to amaze me with your skilled writing. So funny. Well done
Mizzu is the star of the show now 😂😂😂😂