SEC Roll Call - Week 11 (2023)
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- Опубликовано: 12 ноя 2023
- Coaches are falling left and right after a full slate of in-conference matchups. South Carolina gets a much needed victory, Bama has the rest of their season figured out, Tennessee thinks everyone is out to get them, Texas A&M and Mississippi State opt for full coach removal, and Ole Miss has one heck of an offseason on the horizon.
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Subscribe or cut your own Jimbo off
Awesome sauce
I'm an FSU alum, so my Jimbo surgery already happened, and is finally healed!
Wow...this hits home on multiple levels.
Matt, did you hear what JD5 said his receivers yell when they're open? WAFFLE HOUSE!! Yep, I instantly thought of you 😂
I subbed but still would cut off Jimbo
“Cut his Jimbo clean off,” had me dead 💀
You have to admit that his Jimbo has not been rising to the occasion .
I haven't laughed that hard at a video in years... no hyperbole.
Also watching him copy the money lol
As a Vanderbilt fan I enjoy seeing Vandy roast every other team in the SEC. Mostly because it’s one of the only victories I get to witness all year.
Except my Dawgs, but essentially yes :)
God bless us poor a very few vandy fans would say always next year but after 39 years of Vanderbilt football God bless us is all can come up with now
Dont worry Baseball season will be here before you know it
Arkansas needs some blessings too!
@@Mg0936 Blessings to Arkansas! Love that governor of yours!
The hilarious thing is, the SEC is doing all Matt's writing, he's just providing his interpretation on the facts at hand. 😀
Sec roll call LMAO moments brought to you by the Gators actually the sec refs LOL
This NOLE fan is rooting very very hard for Mizzou.
@@davidtuttle7556 Nole fans root against ALL of our opponents. That's what you [should] do.
Texas A&M printing off money for Jimbos buyout was great.
Matt is not successful enough yet to light the money on fire.
These have to be my favorite skits ! And yes, we did cut our Jimbo off, and the medical bill was atrocious. 🤣🤣🤣
For real! Lort.....that much could pay for all student tuition for a few years!
We tried to tell you not to trust Jimbo, and you did it anyways. It's like the warning label on a pack of smokes.
As a Ga. that lives in TX, I hurt w/ yall! That was an expensive amputation😫😂
Yeah, insurance doesn't pay for pre-existing conditions. That 76 million will linger for a while.
Not really, the athletics department was presented with a $160 million check at halftime. Big oil ags funded not only Jimbo's firing but the hire of the next coach.
"I'm going to hit him in the head every week" has to be one of the best lines from these roll calls.
Agreed. Laughed nearly to tears on that one.
If only LSU had a defense ugh
As a Razorback fan, I have to say that these videos are the best thing about our season.
Yeah man... it's the only joy that's came out of this season. At least we got the muss bus! We're a basketball school now right?
Starting to look it, doesn't it?@@Is30old
WPS
Those national championship rings on the Dawg Father was such a good touch 👏🏻 👏🏻
As a Tennessee fan, I would like to thank Mississippi State and Texas A&M for diverting attention from the fact that we didn’t play well this weekend by firing their coaches. At least we weren’t the full topic of discussion this week.😂
Kiffin coaching carousel season. Classic
You did see SEC Shorts right?
@@Drave_Jr. Yep and it could’ve been a lot worse
Didn't play well and absolutely got ran the hell over by Governor Schrader.🙃
Canadian here with absolutely zero connection to the south except a couple of trips to Nashville, but love college football and always enjoy and looking forward to SEC Roll Call and Shorts, it is comedy gold.
Welcome and you are in good company! Missouri, TA&M, Texas and Oklahoma are ALSO here with absolutely zero connection to the south.
@@Tigerh8r Missouri has always made me wonder, why on earth are they in the SEC? Geographically and culturally they are very different from Georgia, Tennessee and Alabama.
@@zakwan10Missouri Compromise 2.0 was always going to be a bad decision but history repeats itself they say. I always warned the Missouri Compromise 2.0 would lead to dividing the nation in 3 parts. North, South and West...lol. I was joking but looks like I might be right and we end up with just three enormous conferences in a decade or so. Smh All because we let Missouri in the SEC, now everyone is convinced actual meaning of Words like South and Atlantic Coast or any basic geography and culture is just a social construct or illusion that air travel can eliminate. It's funny but not funny bc kinda sad...
@@amandachilds5290 3 conferences? I think we just might end up with 2 super conferences in a few years. The Big 10 and SEC, yes geography means absolutely nothing. When the Big 10 stretches from New Jersey to California, or the ACC collapses, and the SEC presidents start getting all wacky thinking of the $$$ when they can get Florida, FSU and Miami playing against each other.
“Let’s just say it was a preexisting condition.” As an Aggie fan I couldn’t have said it better myself.
"How long has this one been delusional?"
"From Birth"
Brilliant. Just absolutely brilliant!
Brilliant
If it's delusion then that's alright. We STILL have more rings than any other team so call it what you want - we call it winning.🐘🏈🏆ROLL TIDE ROLL 🐘🏈🏆💖
As an Alabama alum I laughed so loudly at that!
Roll Tide Roll!!! We don't PLAY football, We LIVE it! 'nuff said!
Vandy as the SEC doctor is amazing! Please keep that going! 😂🤣
Florida not being bowl eligible partly because of MZ is going to be incredible.
It's really because of Arkansas that Florida won't be bowl eligible....WPS it's on to basketball season
Let's all cheer and pray they beat FSU in some miraculous way and that would be why they are eligible! I'd love that!
* sigh *
@@amandachilds5290I'm with you all the way on that. Cheering so loud they can here me from 3 states away and 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
We aren’t eligible bc of the refs the last two games came down to refs and one player and in each of them they felt like they had to make up for a call they did on the opposing team. Seriously, that was a completed pass but bc lsu threw a stink over the targeting call the refs were once again handed them a game. I swear we should have just started throwing shoes at that point.
“Since the Ron Zook days.” 😮💨😮💨😮💨 As a Florida fan, that line was both hilarious and a stinger at the same time 😂😂😂😂😂
He cut his own Jimbo off was hilarious. Keep up the great work Matt.
Speaking as an LSU Alumnus … I do love Dark Mizz. Good Stuff 😉🐅
As a Gamecocks fan your roll calls have been the very best part of this football season ! This year Carolina fans have to find happiness where we can. Thank God women’s basketball season has started !
As a diehard LSU fan, I'd just like to say that Matt has single handily caused my lifelong loathing for SEC opponents to mellow into an almost brotherly love. Except for Bama. They can kick rocks 😂 GEAUX TIGERS 💜💛
yeah bama overrated. that usf game proved it.
Preach!
I miss ed orgeron
Man it sure is GOOD to be a TRUE bama fan then!! And to think all my life I’ve thought ole miss had the worst and most obnoxious fans
love you too fam! #RollTide
I heard Jimbo got fired and was excited for SEC Roll Call and SEC Shorts
At $70 million I'd be excited for anything.
And neither SEC Shorts nor Matt disappointed
@@KamsPoliticalPredictions yep
Ya'll ain't firing anybody else for the next 30 years
Same here, the moment I head A&M fired jimbo I was counting the seconds till Matt's Monday sec roll call.
As a Tennessee Fan I can only say that we deserved ALL the quips and barbs that came our way. Matt is awesome!
Man if only we had our team from last year we'd have a chance of beating georgia at neyland, crazy how things can change the next year.
@@mintz9782lol no… just no….
@@mintz9782 My fellow TN-ing. Please lay off the copium, because we were never beating them. Would we have a one loss team this year? Maybe. However we aren't in a position to beat GA even with last year's team c'mon now.
GO VOLS
As a tennessee fan I agree with you
One of them has a lot of money
“Not me”
*cries in Cowbell* 😂
Hahaha! Hilarious.
I feel like Matt came up with the “cutting his Jimbo clean off” joke and then wrote an entire skit around vandy and medical records 😂
As a diehard Hog fan, your videos are the highlight of the week, oh heck, highlight of the entire year. Don't ever stop🤣
Agreed. These videos are the only thing about football that makes me smile. 😂
Now it's on to basketball season WPS
WPS
See we can have Darth mizz and the dawgfather in the same video. Go Dawgs!
I feel like Georgia and Mizzou have this mutual respect thing going on even tho Georgia has dominated us. I’m rooting for a 3 peat.
Kirby Smart and Georgia are probably the only SEC team that wouldn't vote Missouri out of the conference.
@@Thisismyhandle8383 I concur though can't speak for all Dawgs. We didn't like when your players called our football style "old man football"when y'all joined SEC but after those players got destroyed by our "old men", y'all acted respectful, so it's all ok, like y'all family now. But we still don't get why y'all in the East and we still like razzing you, the youngest cousin so to speak. Matt does for sure.
The East thing still makes no sense but will be gone soon and it wasn't your fault, so we good. I think Oklahoma will be the new one we raz, no matter if they are good or bad. Don't mess with Texas is a slogan for a reason. Lol.
Glad y'all having a great year, us dawgs just didn't want you to be the fly in our ointment, which is historically Spurrier's job. Lol.
As an Ole Miss fan I love the end where Ole Miss grabs the oxygen and says " Here we go"
I felt that to my very core.
I live in Atlanta (well, outside of) and I've watched more Ole Miss than Georgia games this year.
"Cut his Jimbo clean off." OMG!
Vandy having the medical charts is PRICELESS!
God I hope Georgia wins the whole thing.
Chapter Three: Darth Mizzou Returns
I don’t need to watch ESPN to catch up on the SEC (I live in a Big 10 household). These videos are all I need.
Nothing worse than hearing your winning coach, at a poor college say "I'm just focused on the next game" when asked if he'll be back next year.
Hey that’s what Jimbo told us in 2017…. And Norvell just said he’s excited about what we’ve built here…
@@NandR FSU ain't poor they just weren't willing to give Jimbo a pay raise after having a losing season
@@ddcs0s TBH Jimbo only won a Natty with Bobby Bowden's team after they fired him
Translation: "Well, I'm still going to be here this week, so far as I know."
@@custombimmer They'd of won another championship around the time period regardless Bowden had a 9 win team the year before he retired it wasn't like FSU had spent more than a couple of years in a bad spot they went more than 40 years without having a losing season and a huge factor that many people don't realize is FSU was just getting out of trouble over some NCAA BS without those vacated wins and scholarships being cut in half FSU would have stayed in the championship picture
Wow, there was quite the SEC shake-up this weekend, and you managed to capture it all. Another masterpiece, Matt! 👍
the dawgfather and Darth Mizz are my two favorites
i also got my mom a dawgfather shirt
Your videos always make me laugh on so many levels. Your humor makes one pay close attention to detail. But…. When you pulled the Florida punch card , I had to rewind three times because I fell out of my chair laughing at the amazing parody that was hilarious on so many levels!
Weld done good sir!
I love Obi Won Mizzobi. The MVP of this season!
Somehow dearth mizz returned
Is it sad that as a Arkansas fan I look forward to this video more then I do seeing the Hogs play 😏😏😏
🎶Gloom Despair and agony on me. Deep dark depression excessive misery.🎶 WPS
I worked in an ET and we had the same damn printer/copier. Really sold the immersion for me.
These videos every week make being a Vols fan just a bit less painful 😂
Ole Miss being as clueless that they could loose Kiffen was as priceless as Kiffen being clueless on the sideline during the GA game!
* lose and *Kiffin
@@jjody4267 Everybody loves spell check. Thanks, was typing fast and still laughing at the same time.
His quarterback had a concussion so the answer is give him a concussion every week? Somehow I think that's against the concussion protocol.😅
Brian Kelly school of medicine.
Heck no. I'm still salty that wasn't called targeting.
Don't say it so loud or the Miami Dolphins will try to put him on the field immediately.
@@landonmichellebecause it wasnt
@@kvol1668 Not Brian Kelly--just LSU football
Loved the medical assessment! Dr.Vandy was perfection. You must do this again and include Officials as special medical team who helped bring Alabama back to life. 🤣🤣🤣
Mizzou babyyyyyy
Great job. The A&M stuff was hilarious.
The Dog Father is Fantastic! 😆😆 Go dawgs
A Monday night treat from the Master!!! 😄❤
Jimbo's agent needs a gold star. Does he really have a contract clause that he gets his insane buyout plus can work any other job he wants AND retain all of the buyout?
His agent used the LSU opening to max effect. Lol
Hats off to him. Brilliant work by the agent.
Jimmy Sexton, who else.
Jimmy Sexton is a witch
This is a top tier episode. Vandy coming through with the facts.
And SC's "say I won big," and their pitiful "I need this" had me rolling
Kiffin Carousel Season 😂
I pray to all that is holy you never stop doing these. Best one yet Matt. As a diehard FSU fan I am loving every second of Texas A&M firing Jimbo. We tried to warn them and they didn’t listen
I'm loving Jimbo got the axe. He just reaped what Bowdon left him at FSU. The Noles are a better team for it now.
Jimbo was LSU’s OC in the Saban era and i was so glad to see him leave. I knew he wouldn’t pan out. Also tried to warn all my aggie “friends” about him. They acted as aggie as ever telling me i didn’t know what i was talking about. Well sorry to say i was right
"Schrader-ia" HAS ME DYING
long live the empire! MIZZOU RAH ‼🐯
The Dawgfather is running out of places to bury the bodies.😂
GD, “He cut his Jimbo off”. HILARIOUS
officially Kiffin coaster carousel season lol "HERE WE GO!!" lmao lmao lmao
Doctor smock, nice touch.
Yesss 😊 getting our second helping of SEC comedy 😂
Y'all better stop doubting them dawgs💯... "woof-woof"😛 (I SAID IT‼️)
that's a beautiful Kentucky hat and tee combo sir.
Dark MIZ!!
Darth Mizzou Strikes Back!!
😂😂😂 Hotty Toddy! Hats off to Georgia, much respect.
“Cut his jimbo clean off”
Classic
Rolllll tideeee Rolllllll, baby!!
Chattanooga isn't going to help the strength of schedule argument...don't slip up in the Iron Bowl...beat Georgia.
Playoffs are certainly possible...but no mistakes are allowed.
The dawgfather has an offer you can't refuse. Go Dawgs.
Thank u even on a bad day y'all make me smile lol GBO 🍊🍊🍊
Nice, Matt. Very witty take on handling the coaching craziness. Funny as always.
Matt, thanks for putting the Gator helmet at the top. The only time we're at the top.
Getting better each week!!! Great job!!!
Hotty Toddy checking in, that ending had me in tears XD
How many times did you have to do the "Kiffen coaching carousel season" line before you got it right
Thank you, Dr. Vanderbilt 😂😂😂
The minute the fired Jimbo I told my husband..Ol Miss is about to get real jittery.
As an Ole Miss fan, I will not fall into that trap again.
Nicely done and very creative tonight..
Mizzou baby
I’ve waited ALL WEEKEND for this.🤣You did not disappoint.
"Cut his JIMBO clean off"
Brilliant 🎉
Man the material just keeps on coming... like manna from heaven!
Appreciate the dawg father upgrades
Preexisting condition! Brilliant!!
Mizzou was treating Tennessee like toilet paper
Great video.
This might be the only environment that this could be said appropriately: …And Vandy for the win!! 😂
"I cant be sad watching Tennessee lose." Truer words by a Wildcat were never spoken.
Any day with a Matt Mitchell video is a good day, regardless of what else is going on. 😂😂😂
this is one of the best ones yet! I was wondering how you were going to do the jimbo firing
Always picking up my boys at Florida LOL don't worry we coming back
ouch 🤕 got hit with the double whammy.....hail state
Best one this season!
"I wanted to use printer one last time before the secret service takes it in to evidence" 😂😂😂😂😂
I'm not entirely sure but I think Kiffin's coaching carousel was a loose reference to a sketch from Tosh.0 called Kiffin's Krimson Korner lol.. just change the spelling on coaching and carousel lol
How is Matt not dressing like Mizzou's Mevis??? Give some love to the Thicker Kicker, dude.
The Force is very strong in Darth Schrader, the apprentice to Darth Mizz.
Amazing as always
Dr. Vandy was hilarious!
Matt, I know someone who does graphic art type stuff for you, he’s a pastor here locally. I had no idea you were from my neck of the woods. Love these videos, sir! Always entertaining!
Fun video!
You are my hero. I was all worried after the game…Vol fan… credit to Missouri. They are having a great season plus I like Darth Mizz so much I couldn’t stay mad. That man at Mississippi ,who shall not be named, is the literal worst.
That may be your best one yet
These videos make what we knew would be a hard season for State (didn’t know it’d be so rough) a lot better, thanks for the laughs Matt! 😂👍🏻🐶🏈
I enjoy your content, especially SEC ROLL CALL. Great representation of Arkansas this week, I feel that's the general consensus amongst the Alumni. Our season is shit this year.
Oh yeah Matt, Mizzou being a dark entity of the force is hilarious. Good call on that!
😁 Columbus Big Ten Country enjoys y'all southern SEC humor 😁