-1st person game played with another mute, immobile player character. -Trendy hover-hand controls -So much bloom you can't even see the game you're playing -Edgy ultraviolence Don't even have to click the link to know this one's early access
I thought I was the only person who noticed the obnoxious amounts of bloom that seems to be in every other release after 2016, much less was annoyed by it.
don't forget that nobody, not even the DEVELOPER OF THE GAME seems to know how to PLAY THE GAME. seriously, they listed rules but forgot to actually include rules to the game, only explaining the bonus mechanics
JunkyardAngel But apparently they're able to shrug off gunshots to the face and every other kind of mortal injury. The only thing that can kill them apparently is 10 baseball bat whacks to the face. Dealer wont have enough time to get them both!
For anyone curious, the game is apparently emulating a Russian card game called Durak, some weird Uno with attackers and defenders. Supposed to be played with 4-6 people I guess? The rules are kind of confusing.
Ahmed Mokhtar incorrect. You have to choose to let youtube suggest vids. If you don't ( default ) it goes by the tags on the video. My guess is holy Mack snuck in a tag to increase search results for the channel
Lately, I've been, I've been losing sleep Dreaming about the things that we could be But baby, I've been, I've been praying hard, Said, no more counting dollars We'll be counting CARDS
I would guess it's similar to Mao(the card game whose rules are hidden, but fair to figure out ) or that instruction come in a side menu edit: found a pinned post of the 'game rules' from the dev in the disscusion tab steamcommunity.com/app/756360/discussions/0/1692659769961935924/
All the developer did was explain the bonus cards and the jokers, he didn't do a damn thing to explain what the 36 regular cards do. Are the 36 regular cards just for show? Like, wtf?
Game rules · There are 36 standard cards, 2 Jokers (they are not of any suit and can beat every card) and 22 bonus cards in the deck. · There is a separate place to hold bonuses (they don’t belong to your hand), but some bonuses are activated immediately (Depression, Minus 10hp, My hand is burning). · You can hold only 3 bonuses (if you exceed that limit, one bonus gets destroyed). · Player receives a bonus every third turn. · When you pick up a card, you take a bonus. · Players act in turn, no matter if they pick up the card or dodge; but there is an exception (Transfer bonus) · To avoid damage from the Ace, you can beat it with the sixth of matching suit, with the Joker or use suitable bonus. · If you beat the card and your opponent gives you another one which you cannot beat, the first one discards, and the second one deals you damage. · You can give only one card at a time. · Bonus usage doesn’t count as a turn, but bonuses can be used before you give any card. After you give a card, bonuses will be blocked. · You have 30 seconds for every turn. · When you pick up a card, it will be blocked for one turn. · If you play with a Joker, it deals 6 hp damage to the opponent. *BONUS CARDS. 1) Joker - beats every opponent’s card. 2) Deck mixing - All cards are mixed into one deck and are given out from the start. 3) Rage - Your cards deal 5% more damage for one turn. 4) Depression - Your cards deal 5% less damage for one turn. 5) Random damage - 20 damage points will be distributed among players. 6) Destroy bad card - You throw out the bad card and take new one from the deck. 7) Hand swap - Players swap their hands. 8) One from the three - 3 cards appear from the deck, you can take one of them to your hand. 9) Minus 10hp - You receive 10 damage points. 10) Plus 20hp - You can heal yourself by 20 points. 11) My hand is burning - Cards in your hand are destroyed, and you take new ones. 12) Transfer - You transfer attack back to your opponent, and next turn will be yours. 13) Being a thief - You steal random bonus from your opponent. 14) Take a card - You take a card which was played against you, and you don’t receive damage. 15) Watch 2 opponent's cards - 2 random opponent’s cards will be shown to you. 16) Substitution - Changes the card which opponent is playing against you to random card from his hand (it might be better or worse than original card). 17) Lynch sympathy - Opponent’s turn finishes and now it’s yours.
Game rules · There are 36 standard cards, 2 Jokers (they are not of any suit and can beat every card) and 22 bonus cards in the deck. · There is a separate place to hold bonuses (they don’t belong to your hand), but some bonuses are activated immediately (Depression, Minus 10hp, My hand is burning). · You can hold only 3 bonuses (if you exceed that limit, one bonus gets destroyed). · Player receives a bonus every third turn. · When you pick up a card, you take a bonus. · Players act in turn, no matter if they pick up the card or dodge; but there is an exception (Transfer bonus) · To avoid damage from the Ace, you can beat it with the sixth of matching suit, with the Joker or use suitable bonus. · If you beat the card and your opponent gives you another one which you cannot beat, the first one discards, and the second one deals you damage. · You can give only one card at a time. · Bonus usage doesn’t count as a turn, but bonuses can be used before you give any card. After you give a card, bonuses will be blocked. · You have 30 seconds for every turn. · When you pick up a card, it will be blocked for one turn. · If you play with a Joker, it deals 6 hp damage to the opponent. *BONUS CARDS. 1) Joker - beats every opponent’s card. 2) Deck mixing - All cards are mixed into one deck and are given out from the start. 3) Rage - Your cards deal 5% more damage for one turn. 4) Depression - Your cards deal 5% less damage for one turn. 5) Random damage - 20 damage points will be distributed among players. 6) Destroy bad card - You throw out the bad card and take new one from the deck. 7) Hand swap - Players swap their hands. 8) One from the three - 3 cards appear from the deck, you can take one of them to your hand. 9) Minus 10hp - You receive 10 damage points. 10) Plus 20hp - You can heal yourself by 20 points. 11) My hand is burning - Cards in your hand are destroyed, and you take new ones. 12) Transfer - You transfer attack back to your opponent, and next turn will be yours. 13) Being a thief - You steal random bonus from your opponent. 14) Take a card - You take a card which was played against you, and you don’t receive damage. 15) Watch 2 opponent's cards - 2 random opponent’s cards will be shown to you. 16) Substitution - Changes the card which opponent is playing against you to random card from his hand (it might be better or worse than original card). 17) Lynch sympathy - Opponent’s turn finishes and now it’s yours.
Game rules · There are 36 standard cards, 2 Jokers (they are not of any suit and can beat every card) and 22 bonus cards in the deck. · There is a separate place to hold bonuses (they don’t belong to your hand), but some bonuses are activated immediately (Depression, Minus 10hp, My hand is burning). · You can hold only 3 bonuses (if you exceed that limit, one bonus gets destroyed). · Player receives a bonus every third turn. · When you pick up a card, you take a bonus. · Players act in turn, no matter if they pick up the card or dodge; but there is an exception (Transfer bonus) · To avoid damage from the Ace, you can beat it with the sixth of matching suit, with the Joker or use suitable bonus. · If you beat the card and your opponent gives you another one which you cannot beat, the first one discards, and the second one deals you damage. · You can give only one card at a time. · Bonus usage doesn’t count as a turn, but bonuses can be used before you give any card. After you give a card, bonuses will be blocked. · You have 30 seconds for every turn. · When you pick up a card, it will be blocked for one turn. · If you play with a Joker, it deals 6 hp damage to the opponent. *BONUS CARDS. 1) Joker - beats every opponent’s card. 2) Deck mixing - All cards are mixed into one deck and are given out from the start. 3) Rage - Your cards deal 5% more damage for one turn. 4) Depression - Your cards deal 5% less damage for one turn. 5) Random damage - 20 damage points will be distributed among players. 6) Destroy bad card - You throw out the bad card and take new one from the deck. 7) Hand swap - Players swap their hands. 8) One from the three - 3 cards appear from the deck, you can take one of them to your hand. 9) Minus 10hp - You receive 10 damage points. 10) Plus 20hp - You can heal yourself by 20 points. 11) My hand is burning - Cards in your hand are destroyed, and you take new ones. 12) Transfer - You transfer attack back to your opponent, and next turn will be yours. 13) Being a thief - You steal random bonus from your opponent. 14) Take a card - You take a card which was played against you, and you don’t receive damage. 15) Watch 2 opponent's cards - 2 random opponent’s cards will be shown to you. 16) Substitution - Changes the card which opponent is playing against you to random card from his hand (it might be better or worse than original card). 17) Lynch sympathy - Opponent’s turn finishes and now it’s yours.
Jerma ayo, wuz guut? I’m gonna be one of those guys who comments about his longtime fandom, so here we are...... P.S. Thumbnail looks like Ninja it Die Antwoord.
Really quality Etalyx soundboard this time, Jerma. If I didn't know any better I would think that's actually Etalyx!
Imagine being a developer and making this game, and then being so unbelievably fucking bad at explaining it
-1st person game played with another mute, immobile player character.
-Trendy hover-hand controls
-So much bloom you can't even see the game you're playing
-Edgy ultraviolence
Don't even have to click the link to know this one's early access
I thought I was the only person who noticed the obnoxious amounts of bloom that seems to be in every other release after 2016, much less was annoyed by it.
don't forget that nobody, not even the DEVELOPER OF THE GAME seems to know how to PLAY THE GAME. seriously, they listed rules but forgot to actually include rules to the game, only explaining the bonus mechanics
Orange Harrison Good 'ol ultraviolence
"Edgy ultraviolence"
Do you know what video games are
Orange Harrison what does bloom do exactly?
Why don't these two guys just attack the man forcing them to play Pokémon?
Because then the card game might never resolve and they won't know the winner
Yeah, it's not even poker. What are they thinking?
Hey, the dealer is just doing his job. They paid him to do it.
Cause their hands are handcuffed
JunkyardAngel But apparently they're able to shrug off gunshots to the face and every other kind of mortal injury. The only thing that can kill them apparently is 10 baseball bat whacks to the face.
Dealer wont have enough time to get them both!
Who looked at this and said, "Yes, this is a finished game."
Not even the devs could kid themselves, it's early access
Good god, even Jerma couldn't make this game seem fun.
My guess is that you get punished for card counting but i'm not entirely sure.
nah that's star_ who's card counting
He's gonna get a cigarette put out on his dick
and then diarrhea every single morning
forgodssakethat'snotstarit'setalyxhisclonefromthefuture
he’d get banned in tournaments
For anyone curious, the game is apparently emulating a Russian card game called Durak, some weird Uno with attackers and defenders. Supposed to be played with 4-6 people I guess? The rules are kind of confusing.
Jesus it's just a bootleg of that minigame from RE7
I honestly thought this was RE7 at first....
It really is just a multiplayer version of that. even the cutting off violent things just like the game too. what a rip.
Except the minigame is actually fun
No. No it isn’t. Far from it. 21 is fucking terrible in all of its entirety.
A Jazzy Gamer Sounds like you just don't like card games.
Aw man, I loved seeing my favorite youtuber play some Yu-Gi-Oh live on stream.
i would love yugioh this is just awful
Maybe they'll be able to figure out what the card Pot Of Greed does.
The only recommended video for this video is just a roblox trolling video, thanks jerma
Same here. No idea why.
sounds like a personal problem
Jose Lastname the recommendations are based on your recent activities.
Ahmed Mokhtar incorrect. You have to choose to let youtube suggest vids.
If you don't ( default ) it goes by the tags on the video.
My guess is holy Mack snuck in a tag to increase search results for the channel
*The fastest hands in the west meets the deadliest card game in the east*
Terminator Guy Fieri. Pasta la vista
Come with me if you want to chow down.
Scanlaid Jerma Rumble pls
Looks like a normal game of monopoly with the family.
this is the worst game I think i will ever see
the idea behind it is great but they couldn't use it well
idk what i'm doing lol Ever heard of hunt down the freeman?
Butter Butt yeah, atleast this game had a fun concept. It *could* have been good, but wasn't. I'd take that over a fully bland game any day.
Then you haven’t seen enough games. Also, it’s in Early Access, it’s not finished.
And you already saw it
This game looks really confusing.
Also, the torture scenes aren’t very immersive. I got stabbed in the chest? Eh, I’ll shrug it off.
got shot in the face? Huh, me jaw feels weird.
Got my zenis cut off? Wasn't using that thing anyway
This was a painful stream
What's the title of the stream?
Lately, I've been, I've been losing sleep
Dreaming about the things that we could be
But baby, I've been, I've been praying hard,
Said, no more counting dollars
We'll be counting CARDS
If you do that you'd be banned from competitive
Offlineable and then I diarrhea every single morning
Remember that QuickTime rap jerma did years ago? I do. I haven't forgotten.
Saint Alpha Dee's crates
look at these crates yeah there covered in glue you gotta open em up with some supah glue
Ya wanna talk about a QuickTime?
Jerma versus star jerma versus star everybody see this happen
i bet you dont fucking remember the egg’s appearance you shit
Kaiji season 3 is looking good
WTF are the rules to this game?
yes
I would guess it's similar to Mao(the card game whose rules are hidden, but fair to figure out ) or that instruction come in a side menu
edit: found a pinned post of the 'game rules' from the dev in the disscusion tab
steamcommunity.com/app/756360/discussions/0/1692659769961935924/
that still makes no sense
All the developer did was explain the bonus cards and the jokers, he didn't do a damn thing to explain what the 36 regular cards do. Are the 36 regular cards just for show? Like, wtf?
Game rules
· There are 36 standard cards, 2 Jokers (they are not of any suit and can beat every card) and 22 bonus cards in the deck.
· There is a separate place to hold bonuses (they don’t belong to your hand), but some bonuses are activated immediately (Depression, Minus 10hp, My hand is burning).
· You can hold only 3 bonuses (if you exceed that limit, one bonus gets destroyed).
· Player receives a bonus every third turn.
· When you pick up a card, you take a bonus.
· Players act in turn, no matter if they pick up the card or dodge; but there is an exception (Transfer bonus)
· To avoid damage from the Ace, you can beat it with the sixth of matching suit, with the Joker or use suitable bonus.
· If you beat the card and your opponent gives you another one which you cannot beat, the first one discards, and the second one deals you damage.
· You can give only one card at a time.
· Bonus usage doesn’t count as a turn, but bonuses can be used before you give any card. After you give a card, bonuses will be blocked.
· You have 30 seconds for every turn.
· When you pick up a card, it will be blocked for one turn.
· If you play with a Joker, it deals 6 hp damage to the opponent.
*BONUS CARDS.
1) Joker - beats every opponent’s card.
2) Deck mixing - All cards are mixed into one deck and are given out from the start.
3) Rage - Your cards deal 5% more damage for one turn.
4) Depression - Your cards deal 5% less damage for one turn.
5) Random damage - 20 damage points will be distributed among players.
6) Destroy bad card - You throw out the bad card and take new one from the deck.
7) Hand swap - Players swap their hands.
8) One from the three - 3 cards appear from the deck, you can take one of them to your hand.
9) Minus 10hp - You receive 10 damage points.
10) Plus 20hp - You can heal yourself by 20 points.
11) My hand is burning - Cards in your hand are destroyed, and you take new ones.
12) Transfer - You transfer attack back to your opponent, and next turn will be yours.
13) Being a thief - You steal random bonus from your opponent.
14) Take a card - You take a card which was played against you, and you don’t receive damage.
15) Watch 2 opponent's cards - 2 random opponent’s cards will be shown to you.
16) Substitution - Changes the card which opponent is playing against you to random card from his hand (it might be better or worse than original card).
17) Lynch sympathy - Opponent’s turn finishes and now it’s yours.
Man this is the most intense game of Go Fish I've ever seen.
Why are all the cards a square but the deck on the side is normal rectangles?
They could both easily overpower the guy who beats them
GUNNAR OPTICKS, FOR WHEN YOU NEED TO PICK UP CARDS QUICK!!!
This game is just the 21 dlc from RE7 but it's been left outside for a month
Come forth... Blue Eyes White Dragon!
You're a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck!
I’m eating chips rn
yeah no
absolute madlad
I'm going to take a potato chip
AND EAT IT
.....byeah.
Baked lays?
By far the worst game Jerma played on stream
Wait a couple years and see the carnage
@@overbosstarkanid8837 huh, years later, its still one of the worst games he played
Just upload the entirety of the dinner stream here pls
UP NEXT: EPIC ROBLOX PRANK FAILS
How many feet tall is Jerma?
Uno.
Illegal Meme usage detected! R E P O R T
"Whoa! Whoa!"
*raises hands*
just under 5' 10''
Grand Mythic Gaming you're under arrest for banned meme usage!
EVERYTHING YOU SAY WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU. SEE YOU IN COURT, SWINE.
This reminds me of the 700,000 games video were everyone folded and he was cracking up.
*fold*
In times of stress and struggle you always deliver a great video, thank you Jerma
2:22 " *TEN ARROWS?!* "
Why are you guys playing cards in a Tool music video?
Before I read the description I thought the other guy's voice was Lowtax for a second.
I watched the whole video and I don't know what they were playing.
So when are we getting the Rat Movie 3?
You just watched it
Actually that explains a lot. The rules of the game were made by a giant rat
Man, this was so long ago. I haven't been keeping up with these highlights like I used to since they are so far behind.
It's like playing uno with leatherface.
Please play more of this hilarious as hell
6:17 25k bit donation not even acknowledged
I don't understand the bits. what do they mean?
lmfao who cares
.
*THEY CAUSED AN EXPLOSION*
yes it is true
I think it follows the rules of MAO
This is worst than big rigs racing
This game is disgusting why would anybody make this? This is not even enjoyable
You always make my day Jerma
You know I just took a look at the rules and I must say I still have no idea how to play.
Why can't it just be poker but with murder.
Trying to figure out if the other guy is a soundboard or not.
"we both have 13 health" *wait what*
Nice try buckaroo, Draw four😎
"I plaid 8" *wait what*
MHHM, MHMHM, MMMMHMHMMMMMH.
- Imp Mask Man, 2018
this is like a REALLY BAD rip-off of the RE7 card game.
Like, it even has the dying and parts getting cut off too. what a rip.
2:12
*THINKING*
Card Counting: The Game
So... it's just war but you can pick from five cards?
What a shitty game to play to the death
Uno reverso!
Perfection
Game rules
· There are 36 standard cards, 2 Jokers (they are not of any suit and can beat every card) and 22 bonus cards in the deck.
· There is a separate place to hold bonuses (they don’t belong to your hand), but some bonuses are activated immediately (Depression, Minus 10hp, My hand is burning).
· You can hold only 3 bonuses (if you exceed that limit, one bonus gets destroyed).
· Player receives a bonus every third turn.
· When you pick up a card, you take a bonus.
· Players act in turn, no matter if they pick up the card or dodge; but there is an exception (Transfer bonus)
· To avoid damage from the Ace, you can beat it with the sixth of matching suit, with the Joker or use suitable bonus.
· If you beat the card and your opponent gives you another one which you cannot beat, the first one discards, and the second one deals you damage.
· You can give only one card at a time.
· Bonus usage doesn’t count as a turn, but bonuses can be used before you give any card. After you give a card, bonuses will be blocked.
· You have 30 seconds for every turn.
· When you pick up a card, it will be blocked for one turn.
· If you play with a Joker, it deals 6 hp damage to the opponent.
*BONUS CARDS.
1) Joker - beats every opponent’s card.
2) Deck mixing - All cards are mixed into one deck and are given out from the start.
3) Rage - Your cards deal 5% more damage for one turn.
4) Depression - Your cards deal 5% less damage for one turn.
5) Random damage - 20 damage points will be distributed among players.
6) Destroy bad card - You throw out the bad card and take new one from the deck.
7) Hand swap - Players swap their hands.
8) One from the three - 3 cards appear from the deck, you can take one of them to your hand.
9) Minus 10hp - You receive 10 damage points.
10) Plus 20hp - You can heal yourself by 20 points.
11) My hand is burning - Cards in your hand are destroyed, and you take new ones.
12) Transfer - You transfer attack back to your opponent, and next turn will be yours.
13) Being a thief - You steal random bonus from your opponent.
14) Take a card - You take a card which was played against you, and you don’t receive damage.
15) Watch 2 opponent's cards - 2 random opponent’s cards will be shown to you.
16) Substitution - Changes the card which opponent is playing against you to random card from his hand (it might be better or worse than original card).
17) Lynch sympathy - Opponent’s turn finishes and now it’s yours.
okay but how do you play it
Game rules
· There are 36 standard cards, 2 Jokers (they are not of any suit and can beat every card) and 22 bonus cards in the deck.
· There is a separate place to hold bonuses (they don’t belong to your hand), but some bonuses are activated immediately (Depression, Minus 10hp, My hand is burning).
· You can hold only 3 bonuses (if you exceed that limit, one bonus gets destroyed).
· Player receives a bonus every third turn.
· When you pick up a card, you take a bonus.
· Players act in turn, no matter if they pick up the card or dodge; but there is an exception (Transfer bonus)
· To avoid damage from the Ace, you can beat it with the sixth of matching suit, with the Joker or use suitable bonus.
· If you beat the card and your opponent gives you another one which you cannot beat, the first one discards, and the second one deals you damage.
· You can give only one card at a time.
· Bonus usage doesn’t count as a turn, but bonuses can be used before you give any card. After you give a card, bonuses will be blocked.
· You have 30 seconds for every turn.
· When you pick up a card, it will be blocked for one turn.
· If you play with a Joker, it deals 6 hp damage to the opponent.
*BONUS CARDS.
1) Joker - beats every opponent’s card.
2) Deck mixing - All cards are mixed into one deck and are given out from the start.
3) Rage - Your cards deal 5% more damage for one turn.
4) Depression - Your cards deal 5% less damage for one turn.
5) Random damage - 20 damage points will be distributed among players.
6) Destroy bad card - You throw out the bad card and take new one from the deck.
7) Hand swap - Players swap their hands.
8) One from the three - 3 cards appear from the deck, you can take one of them to your hand.
9) Minus 10hp - You receive 10 damage points.
10) Plus 20hp - You can heal yourself by 20 points.
11) My hand is burning - Cards in your hand are destroyed, and you take new ones.
12) Transfer - You transfer attack back to your opponent, and next turn will be yours.
13) Being a thief - You steal random bonus from your opponent.
14) Take a card - You take a card which was played against you, and you don’t receive damage.
15) Watch 2 opponent's cards - 2 random opponent’s cards will be shown to you.
16) Substitution - Changes the card which opponent is playing against you to random card from his hand (it might be better or worse than original card).
17) Lynch sympathy - Opponent’s turn finishes and now it’s yours.
This doesn't do much in terms of how the base cards work. Is it like Uno or what?
okay but how do you play it?
stop just copying the idiot dev's post, do you or do you not know how to actually play the game.
Wait is this Advance Go Go Fish?
Jerma is secretly bill Murray
How the hell do you even play this
why dosent the damage show on the models wtf is this
Jerma ayo, wuz guut? I’m gonna be one of those guys who comments about his longtime fandom, so here we are......
P.S. Thumbnail looks like Ninja it Die Antwoord.
what game is this?
LINCH. Link is in the description.
Fuck off
You are nothing
eatijng pizza roles
Can someone tell me the fucking rules?!? This is maddening to watch.
Wow this game sucks
This was pretty boring tbh
Besides the part when etalyx got shot in the face for no reason
What is this game?
*WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE RULES*
I don’t understand whats happening
WAIT WUT
You will get baned for card counting. You know that right Jermy?
The new Resident Evil 7 DLC is looking great
christ this is a big resident evil 7 ripoff
This is just RE7's 21
why would you play a shitty early access steam game :p
Gamesux?
is this fucking 21 from RE7?
this is called a bad game
it's when bad devs take a shit in a coding program
What's the fucking rules?
It's frustrating to even watch, let alone try to win at it.
Hey jermania
Yeah this game sucks
this looks like the worst game yet
This game looks dumb and frustrating.
Wow this Death Parade game sucks.
How the fuck do you play this game?
они в дурачка играют?
Meh
h
this game fuckin blows
I'm mildly annoyed that you two got it to vork... Been trying to get this vorking for about month now...
Is my shtick to play overly edgy nonsense~
This game looks like shit
Honestly, what kind of a sick f*ck do you have to be to make with a game like that? That's a first because it was just too sick to be funny.
God this game is so fucking garbage
kek
pipe congrats You won the first on jerma award