PA's Republican Primary Is A MAGA Battle Royale | Putin Unfazed By Sweden & Finland NATO Bids
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- Опубликовано: 23 май 2024
- Polls were still open in Pennsylvania when Stephen taped this show, so we'll have to wait to find out which brand of crazy GOP primary voters prefer. Over in Russia, Vladimir Putin tried his best to shrug off news that two neighboring countries may soon join NATO. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye Madison Cawthorn!
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Looks like he told the truth on the GOP coke orgy.
Can we get rid of MTG and Boebert in short order as well. I guess I have to be satisfied with taking out one republican at a time….
We don't have to be satisfied at all . It's gonna take every sane , honest and responsible voter to vote in every election , to keep this country from being an historic achievement .
@@JackycClark Plus the 2 Million dead person voters used in the 2020 election. Don't underestimate the dead vote!
How can this lady be running for office after participating on January 6th.??
Maybe there is only evidence of her “marching”, not trespassing the Capitol’s premises.
@@u.synlig Funny how long it took to point her out in a crowd. Funny how no one else in the crowd pointed her out until now.
Funny how she supported the insurrection, but it never occurred to her that her brethern and sistern were missing from the fascists of the day walking tour? Interesting how she laid low until she thought it might help her in her election campaign?
Wonder if she's friends with Clarence Thomas? Wonder how fabulous she'd look in an orange jumpsuit? 🤔
Perfect qualifications for the TP(Trump Party).
That's a clear sign of how broken the system is
Pennsylvania resident here. All three of these jokers have way too much money and have been spamming us with political campaign ads for months. This is why we need limits on political campaign ads. If only the Supreme Court didn't decide that was a direct violation of the first amendment. I don't think the first amendment was designed with mass communication in mind.
There have been political cartoons since the comception of US. This a form of communication to the masses. Are you against liberty and for the right to speak? Would you like to be censored? I just am astonished how liberals are hypocritical to say Republicans are tyrants and fascists when liberals want to silence anyone they don't Like. I don't like any of the 3 candidates tho. It's a lost cause in PA lol. I know cus I live here.
Would be better if across the entire country people were just more informed and savvy to right wing trickery. Then the rich could save their money trying to persuade us, and we wouldn’t be falling for their nonsense.
andy...at least you have that great lieutenant gov. he is awesome! i wish texas had anybody like him!! cant think of his name...l
yes!!! agree!!!
As a fellow New Orleans native, I miss Your piano player. He brings a silent voice to the show. He has an amazing heart!🙏
Jon....I think he is still on DL...😢
Jon's out with COVID
Charles Booker has been nominated in KY and we are THRILLED to have him running to take McConnell's seat! Please give him some publicity! It would be a transformational change to have the Turtle out of office!
Please God, may Booker win and finally the people from the great state of Kentucky can have worthy representation in the US Senate!
DOWN WITH MOSCOW MITCH!
I hope he succeeds in his effort to dethrone that %¥•÷π®™✓%*-#$@
McConnell . For Kentuckians and America .
McConnell is in through 2027
Miracles do happen! I couldn't understand why he was still in office.
The only thing I want someone named Oz to do for me is let me borrow a hot-air balloon for my trip back to Kansas.
this is the only kind of "news" i can stand to listen to. Awesome job to the writer for Stephen who came up with the "no problem" joke, LMAO
Madison Cawthorn just went up in flames, despite an eleventh hour endorsement from TFG, go figure. Hopefully, Boebert & MTG are next.
I’m sure they’re both very worried. You know you’re in trouble when your people start paying attention to what it is that you’re actually doing.
Looks like he told the truth on the GOP coke orgy.
Exactly what I said earlier. C'mon Colorado and Georgia it's time to take out the trash
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It depends on who is replacing them. The reps are excellent in going liwer than low.
Having Greene and Boebert as candidate can be a positive thing for the democrats. Their antics could be a reason for some voters to vote democrats.
Madison Cawthorn rolls into the sunset, John Fetterman moves to the TOP of the mountain...
Looks like he told the truth on the GOP coke orgy.
Let's hope so. You know Fetterman is temporarily off the campaign trail, right?
@@bwenluck9812 Um, he just won his election, after having a successful surgery. He never left the "trail"....
Like a floater in Trump’s nightmare toilet, I suspect Cawthorn will require a lot of flushes before you’ve seen the last of him.
Damn, that thing that Boris said. I've already done that twice today. Extra Mature Cheddar all the way, baby!!
The back to the office push is needed in order to keep offices full and property values high. The cost is more global warming, pollution, and hours lost for employees in commuting.
Big cities are staring down the double barrel of possible loss of taxes on commercial properties and on goods and services sold within the cities to all of those commuters.
Some cities are also hurting on tolls and fares for buses/trains/subways.
Government bureaucracy is institutionally built to expand, but not contract. Going on a money diet is a HUGE shock to the system.
Good! Ppl growing up in the past 2 decades have never had money. It's time for everyone else to know how that feels; it's perfect karma for having the gall to think the constant growth(for old white guys)of capitalism is a sustainable system.
@@MonkeyJedi99 They could turn those offices into condos. Solve two problems at once. But they're not doing it. It's almost as if these rich business types AREN'T geniuses.
@@elenachristian9860 That's a decent point.
There would have to be some work done to change how the spaces are divided, and the plumbing.
The hardest hurdles? Getting zoning changed and convincing the bank that owns the title to allow the use change.
We do say and do crazy things when we hit our 40's. Hence the old saying: "Lordy, lordy, look who's a homophobic, anti-Muslim bigot".
Don’t be surprised by Stephen or his watchers being racist, they prove it practically every night.
Niggaa
Is that an old saying? I know many people in their 40s that aren't awful human beings. Perhaps that's a you issue?
That`s no "old saying". That`s a woke, Communist style knock.
As a Pennsylvanian, I'm ashamed of all the candidates bust most importantly wondering how Dr. Oz was Ever allowed to put his name on the ballot?!!!
Oprah !!!!!!!!
Oz is a Corrupted SOB
Because we live in the U.S. do your homework
The democratic candidates are all as I’m aware are good people. The republicans are bad shit crazy.
@@catsj1767 Oprah didn't put him on the ballot. Republicans did.
Oz is a freak. It never ceases to Amaze me how many people are willing to sell their soul to the Devil Himself for something as transient as power.
How did he go from the voice of medical reason on "Oprah" to what he is now? And how does she feel about the monster she's created?
As a Brit what is more worrying is that the PM litterly has always worked from home so that is just how he works normally then.
Although he has shown when he does make decisions they are awful so maybe he should work from home all the time and never travel anywhere.
I’m American but I know enough about the British government that I got really confused by him whining about that and could only think doesn’t he live at his job at 10 downing
Madison Cawthorn got "unseated"
Thank God and North Carolina voters. He made all humans look bad. I hope he stays out of politics.
Looks like he told the truth on the GOP coke orgy.
That seems unrealistic, because there are no doubt some raging GOP gatherings to be at, upcoming.
Maybe he can work at Newsmax to make his wheelchair payments
When he gets evicted, he can live in his wheelchair
And won’t pass Go
Thank you Stephen for calling out Boris! He is an embarrassment.
The hair does not help.
It's the conservative power grab and authoritarianism themes I have a problem with.
Think about how embarassing you have to be to embarrass a Brit! You gotta be even WORSE than the British Museum showing off a stolen piece of the Parthenon to a bunch of Greek tourists!
Completely agree, but I wish people would stop just calling him "Boris" though, far too chummy. Very Daily Mail.
@@andrewchapman4267 Does “BJ” strike the right note?
Boris Johnson could have continued and said "...while my experience working at the office is that we throw parties and get drunk while everyone else is in lockdown!"
That's probably the realist thing I've ever heard come out of Boris Johnson's mouth.
I can't believe that some republican people in my state voted for Dr. Oz and Bennett!! They don't even live in the state!!😡🥺
Only in America can you go from a renowned cardiologist to snake oil salesman to senator of a state you don't live in.
Although, I doubt he will win if he's the nominee. Because despite having an R and being famous he's a Muslim. Too many idiots won't vote for someone who isn't "Christian".
Republicans claim to be a big tent. But it's really a bunch of white guys, a couple dozen white women and a handful of people of color.
VOTE RED! SAVE THIS COUNTRY FROM THE INFLATION KING BIDEN #TRUMP2024
Dr Oz. Turkish spy who lives in another state.
Can't believe Dr.Oz hasn't told us where he stands. Behind tRump.
you voted for Trump, he isnt even living on the same planet....
Madison Cawthorn lost his primary. Best news so far.
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Looks like he told the truth on the GOP coke orgy.
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One down,the rest to go.
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“A man staring directly at an eclipse is indeed a STUPID ONE”, excellent direct hit, Colbert.
A SOLAR ECLIPSE!
@@michellerickborn4374 that's a given when highlighting his stupidity, just like how we refer to him as "The Orange Baboon." No more explanations are needed to know who you're referring to.
Repent to Jesus Christ
“Godly sorrow brings repentance that leads to salvation and leaves no regret, but worldly sorrow brings death.”
2 Corinthians 7:10 NIV
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We all know TJT is and always will be not only stupid but dangerous
What is really horrific,is that he promoter injecting bleach to the Lungs as a Covid treatment
Finland has the best educational system in the world. Der Welt. 5.3 billion people are against Putin.
Die Welt
Wait, Trump saying, in effect, “Barnette is a crook and a loser but she will fit in with Republicans and I am completely behind her” is _in no way_ inconsistent. What are you talking about, Stephen?
Don't you understand Trump politics by now? Heads he wins, tails, you lose.
@@TheDarkness1 What I'll never understand, though, is where his second vote came from.
@@stephenspackman5573 Beats me. Last I heard his mom was dead but was still trying to get an abortion from beyond the grave. Absentee ballot maybe? 🤷♂️
@@TheDarkness1 🎯🎯🎯
Outstanding credentials
Going from "I will nuke you" to "Joining NATO will not be a problem". Wow! We didn't know the KGB had THAT tactic in their playbook.
Well a 2 front war never seems to work
i knew he was all bark and no bite about it
I dont trust Putin as far as I can spit, and neither should anyone else...
@@gamerman782 If only civilians in Ukraine could feel that way
@@catsj1767 well then why do so many try it?
Being called smart by a man who thinks a dementia test is the same as an IQ test is not exactly something I would brag about..
If you got a high score on the dementia test, you'd understand.
you would, if you are a Rep and try to get elected to an office, because your voters are dumb or have dementia, or both at the same time!
But, for some it obviously is ...
@@conservativestrawman9837 lol.
Laughing at Trump when biden can't even remember he's married to jill, where he is or that he's president sorta takes the edge off that.
Two Scandanavian countries joining NATO? The law of unintended consequences found Putin... 🤣
Seriously, how could she think she wouldn't be picked out in photos. It's like being a black person who goes to a NASCAR race.... you gonna stand out in that crowd.
The exact opposite of Where's Waldo..
That's nothing compared to the gall she has into applying for office after participating in a riot to topple said office. Stephen's bank robber's resume analogy was correct.
Mega kudos to the Proud Boys for their inclusiveness.
didnt they also have a black guy in the senate floor room in one of the photos, next to the guy with hand ties?
Or a white person dancing well 😂
I will never understand the "Minority Republican"
How can u support a party that doesn't consider you Anerican and doesn't want u here
Probably a flawed assessment of how non-white Republicans are perceived. They're actually more than welcome.
Maybe those "Minority Republicans" can think for themselves and are independent, and realize conservatives don't make them out be victims all the time like Democrats.
Indeed.
It's like when I see a black cop. Just don't understand it.
A useful tool is still ...a tool.
(That’s why.)
Trivia : Finland is consistently rated the "Happiest Country On Earth" ❤️🎉🎈 can't let Russia mess with that !
Thought it was Denmark where contentment reigns .
The thing about Finland is that is was far from the happiest place no so long ago. Tom of Finland is good exploration of this and how the Fins set out to change. The story of the Lengigrade Cowboys is another fascinating tale. They went from terrible infant mortality - the reason they introduced those baby boxes the one of the highest, with good fertility rate, air safety record (an achievement considering their weather). They keep adapting and changing ... we can all lean a lot
@@JackycClark
Finland is the happiest country on earth. Every year the United Nations cranks out a World Happiness Report, and Finland and its neighboring Nordic countries are consistently listed within the top 10 slots.Nov 22, 2021
1 Finland. For the fifth year in a row, Finland is number one when it comes to happiness.
2 Denmark. ...
3 Iceland. ...
4 Switzerland. ...
5 Netherlands. ...
6 Luxembourg. ...
7 Sweden. ...
8 Norway. ..
@@russellmiles2861 🙄
Finland. For the fifth year in a row, Finland is number one when it comes to happiness.
@@AndiDuck
I'm good either way . I have heard that said about Denmark . But hey , if the Finnish are happy , I'm happy .
my experience of working from home is - If I dont do the work - I GET FIRED
When the Swedes feel the need to side against you, you know you're beyond the bad guy.
Facts. So sad that the New Generation doesn't understand your statement 😢
@@PinkyakaAyannaj If you mean WW2, Nazi Germany was far more of threat. Enough to stay neutral.
aoc ❤ elon
@@LostShipMate SMH. This is the comments section not a history class.
neutral since 1812 - in the midst of Napoleon waging war against Russia and then being driven from power by an alliance of European powers (the House of Bernadotte being nice to Napoleon was no coincidence), staying neutral during both World Wars when the world was burning but now it is suddenly too hot for them to remain so?
I can't believe how accurate he described my mother when he was commenting on "No Problem." Of course my mother was Catholic too. Thank you Stephen for a fun reminder of growing up Catholic.
Jeez, I have a hard time imagining being in that situation. Mom will usually push like a stubborn mule before I relent.
I promise you he has impersonated all mothers.
Me: hey mom. I called you to tell you that all my exam are over and all taken.
Mom: I am so happy. (Immediately after) You called me first right?
Far from Catholic, but my mum's at least that bad. 🤣
Such passive-aggressive manipulations by mothers are by no means limited to Catholic mothers. I thought that moms that make you feel guilty was most commonly and lovingly referred to as being a "Jewish Mother. " The joke is that you don't have to be from a Jewish family to have a Jewish mother. Moms that manipulate you through guilt come in all races, religions and ethnicities.
It's the attitude that says, "No, no. You take the coat. I'll freeze."
Remind me to lock my doors, because Boris Johnson just described my literal "work" day yesterday, right down to the cheese-hacking and coffee.
And constant studies prove over n over that working from home has made ppl happier and more productive
@@sarahoshea9603 Coffee and cheese make you more productive.
That was a pretty good Boris Johnson, honestly.
No more Cawthorne it seems. Now for Bobert and Greene, if not this year then their time will come… I still don’t understand why anyone votes Republican right now given how out of touch and insanity their are.
... Unfortunately, their propaganda outlets have gotten them all a little addled.
"I still don’t understand why anyone votes Republican right now…"
Two words: FOX "News"
Breaking: Madison Cawthorn concedes in North Carolina GOP primary
Me: He’ll have plenty of time to renew his drivers license now! 😂
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Coming to a freeway offramp near you!
Yes!!! Please!!!!
Shame Madison Cawthorn isn't poor too, but this does feel good. :)
Looks like he told the truth on the GOP coke orgy.
I remember when russia had the Warsaw pact, a threat that loomed over all of Europes democratic countries. Glad to see the situation has been reversed. Tho NATO is not an offensive treaty, but a defensive one against soviet aggression
you are an american, right? i can read that you are not really "wise"
@@Arschkratzer and I can read your a nazi white supremacist, no quotation marks necessary.
@@Arschkratzer You were born after the Cold War ended, weren’t you?
Oh Stephen, thank you for giving us that absolutely perfect mother’s-guilt-trip! It sounds SO familiar!🤣🤣🤣
Madison Cawthorn has conceded defeated in the GOP North Carolina primary. I for one am thrilled.
Looks like he told the truth on the GOP coke orgy.
That makes everyone, then. 😆
Next week, MTG!!🇺🇸
Another one takes his place, big reason to celebrate.
I will miss his porn videos though (I have seen with my own eyes!!!!) and the lady's undie shots with guns in both hand. He was a unique pixie. The world could use a weight-lifting male stripper in a wheelchair, I suppose, if he is looking for his next gig.
Bye bye, Madison Crawford. You blew it. And there's probably a video of it.
And probably of him and his cousin blowing it.
Looks like he told the truth on the GOP coke orgy.
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What else did he blow...
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Stephen Colbert is the light at the end of a long day. He brings sanity and silliness to cray-cray depressing times. He is a National Treasure.
Repent to Jesus Christ
“Godly sorrow brings repentance that leads to salvation and leaves no regret, but worldly sorrow brings death.”
2 Corinthians 7:10 NIV
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@@praisejesusrepentorlikewis6218 not a great preacher if you can’t even explain the scripture you’re quoting and especially useless because I bet it has no context
“Separation of church and state”. Leave church out of politics. The most atrocious acts of man throughout history were done in the name of God. Just look at our country today and the cult that claims to love God.
I'll never forgive him for not having Bernie Sanders on the show. He participated in the media blackout against Bernie. And now we the war monger Biden and a loser Democrat party, and Trump on his way back in.
He's a cheap plastic band-aid with 1/2 an aspirin at best.
Sometimes you forget how much voice acting Colbert has done. Every time he does an accent I get astonished at the level of nuance.
He also narrated 2 audiobooks
@Michael Whitted 🤣🤣🤣
What? That british accent? It was incredibly bad lol
@@maxion5109 it can be inaccurate and still be good.
@@maxion5109 it's not bad unless you pull something off like him.
6:00 Colbert! how dastardly of You Sir, are You taking the piss 😂
Your impression is pure gold hear, hear! 🧐
When Sweden takes a side, is not potato. Is impressive fuck up!
you mean swizerland - they are still neutral. sweden is something else. american ignorance.
@@Arschkratzer Sweden has taken a neutral stance in most matters. Americans can read
When Sweden takes a side dish it's Hasselbackspotatis med Köttbullar. Also @Ondrej, Switzerland spoke out against Russia's war after the Swiss urged their government to do so. So technically they too broke with one tradition. Or in other words, this "special military operation" does not exactly go as planned.
This thing is, Boris lives at Number 10 downing street and his home is LITERALLY HIS OFFICE...Massive self own from the drunken oaf.
“Faith-based dummy.” 😜 I don’t think most people got that joke, but I was brought up Baptist. 😬
Me too. I saw more creepy ventriloquist dummies than I ever wanted to see.
@Tara Lohman ... that is NOT the comment I would have expected, (unless you're admitting to having a very twisted faith-based imagination), and @Claire Sinclair, I think most people got the joke.
Can we all appreciate Corbert’s impression of Boris Johnson is on point.
Who is Corbert?
You do know that all British accents don't sound the same right?
@@sweiland75 You’re right, it’s Colbert not Corbert. My bad. 🤦♂️
@@heyheytaytay Of course. There's like 25 different accents in England right?
In America we have more than just surfer/valley person, New Yorker, Boston and Texan. However those are the accents people think of.
I'm from Minnesota and have a slight sing song accent.
@@christinebenson518 you're forgetting the Fargo accent. "Oh ya!?" "Ya!"
I usually hate how Americans sound doing a British accent, but that Boris Johnson impression was really good.
Cuz Bojo is from New Yok.
You mean an English accent? There's no such thing as a British Accent.
@@johnmackenzie8559 If there is no such thing ad a British accent then there is no such thing as an English accent?
You can do a BoJo impression just by dressing up as a clown and saying nothing.
lol, you must know lot of americans
Thank you, LSSC for _all_ that _ABBA!_
And the hilarious breakdown of "it's no problem".. only those who were raised Catholic will get it, but that's okay, because that means there's a billion of us laughing together.
I don't know if I would have made it through COVID without Stephen Colbert...he is all the good that I wish to find in our country. He is the kind of person with whom I want to share this country and on whom I could rely if I encountered a sudden decline in my standard of living. Instead...we have people with utter, deranged, complete moral bankruptcy.
She's not good enough for the primary but then it is perfectly fine to support her fully if she wins. I know this is usual politics but DAMN 🤣
mmm, but what he actually said is that if she wins he will "be behind her all the way". remember when he was behind hillary all the way through the debates, stalking her like a raving lunatic?
maybe the reason he supports her is because she isn't qualified to run.
Captain Bonespurs was not known for having a spine, after all. That's how he can weave back and forth between insulting and supporting his peers without shame or irony.
@@Marijuanifornia ok??!🤣😂😅💖🌹
Usual republicans politics. 😂 mind your words. 😂😂👍
"Faith based dummy" should have got a bigger laugh.
I agree it was a good joke, I think it was too quick for most of them to get it on the spot :P
All the people raised independent Baptist got it
@@taralohman6492 I'm a non-theist and I got it.
We must always call Putin's bluff. If he were a poker player he'd be someone who goes all in with every hand.
Say what you will about Boris Johnson but that was the best thing I've heard quoted ever, lololol
Thank goodness, Madison Cawthorn will no longer be THORN in the side of American politics!
I will show my self out...
He will keep rolling on, unless someone shoves a stick in his spokes.
You are welcome here!! 😎
I hope that the Republican circular firing squad achieves fusion and becomes self-sustained 😁
Sustainable energy: Republican outrage. We LGBTQ people just have to go say hi occasionally to keep it running.
One can hope.
The late show is the first show which I daily watch ❤️❤️
Not to worry. Summer is around the corner and you may get a life then!
"Faith-based dummy" literally made me LOL!
Imagine having to pick one of these clowns
Jokers to the right……
That’s exactly what Boris is like.
Putins "no problem" wasn't passive agressive ! 🤣 It was because he know he doesn't dare attack us. Us and Finland has prepared for him to go bonkers for so long. We are ready!
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Truth.
The ABBA lyric references were so perfect. Honestly a relief to hear. Steve’s right. We need to remember to break away from all the awful things happening right now find comfort in the feel-good things once in a while.
_Steve?_
I expected a Waterloo reference too, but what they did was good :P
@@petrograd4068 me too „I was defeated, you won the war“, hopefully true soon for Ukraine 🙏🏻🇺🇦
@@u.synlig Sorry, I meant Stephen.
As a Brit, I found your trump impression more enjoyable than your Boris Johnson impression; it’s less funny when the lunatic in question is ruining your own country rather than someone else’s!
Sympathies extended.
Comedy comes from pain, my friend. Work through it!
i love these feeds versus fox news. So true. Thanks Rob! :)
British "fair play" right there...they run around complaining about everyone else, but how dare you complain about them 🙄
You do realize Colbert refuses to do another Mango Mussolini impersonation since Jan 6 of last year, right? Boris is mild in comparison to Dumbo Dump, even if Boris have also royally screwed up in his own way.
That Muppet looks oddly hopeful there...
Swedish ambassador’s analysis on the Ukraine war: “The Winner Takes It All...”
@C C I wouldn`t believe MSM or the Ukrainian gov`t. either.
It's always great to hear "Move on up" performed live. It's such a kick-ass song.
Thanks. Was trying to remember the name!
@@ddrfraser1 You are welcome!
Fourteenth Amendment
Section 3
No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice-President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability.
Keep in mind she hadn't won a seat in Congress yet. That would have been her atgument: she wasn't a member of Congress yet, so the Constitution doesn't apply to her situation.
Wonder if she remembers being 3/5ths of a person?
Excuse me, while I take a Trump and wipe my OZ.
*Leave a Trump..... Definitely LEAVE a trump.... 😎
That face/ventriloquist jab was vicious.
It is important to remember that the Boris Johnson's office, No. 10 Downing Street, is also the official residence of the Prime Minister. So BoJo's description of home working is obviously how he has worked ever since taking office.
I was going to say, doesnt the UK PM always work from home?
Thank you Steven Colbert for keeping me sane!!
If you fail at everything you try in life, at least you can always become a republican congressman.. I know this makes me a bad person... but someone needs to just tip Madison Cawthorn Hotwheels over.🤣👍
I'll join you in being a bad person because I'm with you on that 😂😂😂
@Not Sure Agreed. FAFO
or use a helicopter to drop him down a smokestack chimney, Bond style
He can always try selling fertilizer out of his garage. What one Rep from Ne did before turning to politics - I don’t remember who
One can only use a physical handicap to cover up a mental handicap for so long. After that, it's all fair game.
Ms Barnett denied her ancient tweets on Fox news. But did she deny her presence at the Capitol insurrection while on television?
PA these people are nuts! Please do us proud.
The Lizard of OZ...a slithering just because.
That's a good boris impression...
Funny how Boris projects his own laziness and says other people can’t work from home.
As long as Ukraine isn't ordering its weapons from IKEA, Sweden is welcome to join the club.
“Oh, you’re not coming to Christmas bc you’re going to Cuba with your new girlfriend? It’s….potato”
Cawthorn wheel chair of shame is hilarious. 😂
Looks like he told the truth on the GOP coke orgy.
5:59 no, I'm sorry Stephen, Boris Johnson is an awful, corrupt politician, but this statement is relatable af 😂
POINCK Indeed. LOL
Also, "Muppet finding out where the hand goes"..... LMAO!
I was hoping for the ABBA references cuz I love that band and I was NOT DISAPPOINTED!
Honey, Honey,
I'm sending out an S.O.S.
The Day Before You Came, The Name Of The Game was "Voulez- Vous" but now it's "The Piper" & The Winner Takes All...
If It Wasn't For The Nights & The Little Things, the Visitors would be Slipping Through My Fingers...
We're Under Attack
It's Just a Notion...
But When All Is Said And Done, People Need Love.
Don't let this be Our Last Summer, our Waterloo...
Don't shut me Down, Super Trouper, I Still Have Faith In You...
Take A Chance On Me.
Signed, Sweden.
@@WraithWriter *Standing ovation while wiping a tear from my eye* That was......so....*choke*...beautiful. *weeps*
So glad Stephen is feeling better. Covid _GFY_
That Grommit joke flew right over the crowd's head. Sad😔
“Vote For! Be Best!” 🤣
We need wall! Person man camera tv. The best words.
Cawthorne concedes! Watch for his new film career, bad boy!
He is not a real follower of TFG. He does not complain, there was fraud.
I thought for sure, Muppet Swedish Chef was going to come up on that last bit.
I did too lol.
He's called the Norwegian Chef in Sweden.
"Cause I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and gosh darn it, people like me"
-Stuart Smally
"is this casket taken?"....
😅😂🤣😝....sorry,but I think I weeeeed a little.💓
Remember, last time Finland joined in a war, they gave us one of the best snipers until "The White Feather" made a name for himself during Vietnam.
Weren't they on the other side? Oh right, like Italy, they kept switching sides...
@@lenawagenfuehr53 I thought you had an issue with Sweden (based on your other comment), but now you have an issue with Finland. You're nothing but a Russian bot, are you?
And yes, Finland asked for help from the UK and Sweden, but as you might remember, the UK decided to team up with the Soviets. Then we did what we had to do to save our country and accepted help from the Nazis, but after signing a peace treaty with Stalin, we fought a mini war in order to kick the German soldiers out of Lapland. There was a serious lack of good options during ww2.
@Emma, don't fret about Lena, she probably is a bit. Most Americans don't know any history but those who do understand the situation your ppl were in and we still envy you for how well you treat your ppl these last four decades or so 🙂✌️
Sometimes I forget for a moment that I live in a country where one of the two relevant political parties is full of homicidal maniacs. But I never forget too long…
Worst part is, I would love to vote the split ticket! I think it’s in the spirit of democracy. But it seems like every republican, from alderman on up, is completely insane.
Yeah, don't dwell on all the baby killers for too long though. You'll go insane and start watching The Daily Show.
Yeah the Democrats aren’t any better… like not at all
@@snoobeagle Oh, like you just did.
Side note, that guy on the guitar who steps in for john (sorry i dont know his name) is doing a fantastic job! Great player too :)
Louis Cato.
@@akinpaws Thanks! 😊
“Muppet finding out where the hand goes, Boris Johnson.” Gold!
We need John back!!!!
So good to see you Stephen. I wish you had results. Oz you gave your smarts up long ago. Go Barnett. We will stomp you. Vote Blue in 22.🌹
Vote Blue? 🤣🤣🤣
Vote early, vote often, as former President Tango and no Cash said!
Putin did not say "no problem" he said "sweden and finland joining is no immediate threat to us because we have currently have no issues with those countries, but the transfer of NATO's military infrastructure to those countries is a threat that will warrant our response. our response will be proportionate to the size of the threat". Now that is different, Stephen...
You know how bad it is in America when Stephen Colbert makes complete sense even with joking and jest.
COLBERT IS A PROPAGANDIST FOR THE DEMOCRATS
Colbert a paid bias hack trying to be funny and is not
4th reply?
Comedians and artists have been ahead of politicians for a LONG time. This is nothing new.
I haven’t seen that happen even once in his entire life.