Dr. Oz Wants Local Officials In Charge Of Abortions | Another Herschel Walker Abortion Scandal
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- Опубликовано: 19 май 2024
- Dr. Oz took a peculiar stance on abortion right during his debate against John Fetterman in Pennsylvania last night, and another woman has shared her story of a secret relationship with Herschel Walker. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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I am going to call my mayor’s office, alderman and congressional rep every day and ask them what I should do about my hemorrhoids, or maybe my menopause, or my upset stomach, just to piss them off. After all, they want to be part of my health care.
I think we ALL should be doing that, too!
Damn if the library upsets her this much wait till she finds out about the internet!
Haahahahahaha!
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Wait till she reads the Bible. Lot would be in jail today.
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Good point
I’m sure the young people today are better educated than Tooter Dicksone
She forgot to say that the gentleman was a "big guy" and came to her "with tears in his eyes" and said "Sir..."
And that the guy hasn't cried since kindergarten... that was always such a touching detail.
There is literally a video of a Yemanese father at a school board meeting saying exactly what was said to Whitmer 😂
Andthat his kid is seventeen years old..
The funny thing is , down here in the Virgin Islands, we say Good Night as a greeting so it didn't sound odd to me. Perspective matters.
So, according to Dr. Oz, my local township board member would be in charge of deciding a woman’s reproductive rights. Thanks for the heads up. Not happening.
States rights?
If that doesn't make people vote for Fetterman, nothing will!
@@nekonatauzanto1758 Americans have a federal government for a reason. Some things should be federally protected.
Fight hard.
You deserve your rights.
@@nekonatauzanto1758 Glad you mentioned states rights, actually. Tell me, how is it a state's right for Texas to make it illegal to get an abortion in California, just because the person getting it is a citizen of Texas?
Oz has the smirk you wanna just punch!!
agree! thanks God he is far far away from me!
Ain't it the truth!
That’s Senator Oz to you, fruitcake
He is a psycho. Not all doctors graduate at the top of their class; and not all are sane.
I worked with one of my “local political leaders” before he joined our local committees. He is 1. Not a doctor 2. Almost cost me a job because he didn’t know how to do his. I AM a doctor and would never want this guy making health decisions FOR ME!
"Life begins at...SQUIRREL!" Had me rolling 😆😆
Oh wonderful, Tudor Dixon pulling a card straight from the 45's playbook. "This man, big strong man, came up to me. Tears in his eyes, he came up to me and said. I'll tell you what he said, it was unbelievable. Big strong man, crying like a baby. He said"
"Yes ma'am you could have an abortion but the city sanitarian supervisor has decided against it"
lol
Odd- all the years I’ve taught at an elementary school, the only time parents came into our school library was during school events.
i guess they assumed you weren't trying to fill their kids with bs. but now they know better.
The monologue: Gold.
The bands reactions to the monologue: Priceless.
Yeah, I'm enjoying that.
Q: "Where does Herschel Walker stand on abortion?"
A: ”Third in line at CVS to checkout a get well card.”
😅🤣😂
Gotcha! Walker, not you.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Somebody needs to tell him to pick up some condoms while getting Get Well cards.
Cast my ballot today. Was in line behind Wisconsin U.S. Senator Tammy Baldwin. And guess what? My vote counts equally to her vote (or that of Wisconsin’s other current senator).
Go out, vote, and get your friends to!
My work isn’t done. I’m planning to volunteer this weekend to knock doors!
Fetterman is mentally retarded with an IQ of around 76. But those limitations are not a reason to not vote for him!
Thank you for your service in getting voters out to vote! 🗳
I'm sure you'll get some people going "Oh thank goodness! I thought you might be someone trying to tell me 'the good news'."
Thank you for your excellent service 👏
@@ntandosekay you're welcome
as a stroke victim, as a pennsylvanian, as a woman, as a mother, and a fellow animal rescue supporter, I GAVE FETTERMAN MY VOTE!
Wow, let me get this straight...as a teenager I drove around the country roads shooting feral cats so they wouldn't kill the quail and rabbits. Does that make me a population management expert? Actually, if I hit them just right they's jump about three feet into the air and land on their sides with their little legs running in the air at 100 MPH. Oh, BTW...as a retire soldier I suffered 2 traumatic brain injuries. What does that have to do with anything?
Fetterman should run for president in 2024
@@1SG1956 Fetterman 2024 What does your comment have to do with anything? To judge by your words, you're a closet sadist and most likely a sociopath. Have a better day "retire" soldier.
@@lizardog 😘. It’s called parallelism.
@@lizardog Silly girl...one must be able to see past one's nose. 🎓
Stephen you make my night! I’m Canadian and hope democracy lives on in the US!
Canada is looking better and better every day. My son keeps urging us to move there, because all he's ever known about politics is the current situation. He doesn't understand yet how the government changes, in cycles, over the years. We're not ready to desert just yet. But we're watching Canada with nostalgia, and a bit of jealousy. 💜💜
@@mindyenglish5305 I’m leaving today for Seattle. My son and family have lived there 5 years now. Before Covid I visited a number of times. Fantastic city. I have travelled to many places in the US. Politics around the world is becoming more dangerously extreme. Stay safe. We are allies. 🇨🇦
Herschel Walker Categorically Denies Ever Playing Football
It was dodgeball, but he didn't get the concept.
If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball......
Special Football Operation
😂😂😂🤣
Porky pig stutterer denies he’s against fracking. 😅
I was told by my doctor that I needed a hernia operation. On the day of the procedure there was me, the anesthesiologist, the local city planner, the assisting nurse, the vice-mayor, and we were able after rearranging the furniture to squeeze in the surgeon. MAGA666
Maga666? Is that Reagan or bill clintons maga? I dont remember maga Democrats being a thing. As if trump was the first to use the slogan. Biden over here using a slogan no less then 6 world leaders including canada used.
I didnt realize yoir hernia had its own unique human genetic code, thatd grow into a child, but thats good to know your local government cares
@@coltonblake13 has your ten year old daughter been raped and impregnated? Abortion doesnt just apply to getting rid of the pregnancy of your mistress but I guess you already know that and are just bolstering your own agenda. ,
A Civil Rights icon years ago said something that applies to Fetterman vs Oz: When it comes to justice, better a slow speaker than a fast talker.
Oz will presumably be perfectly ok with a bunch of "Local Officials" in the room when his next colonoscopy goes looking in vain for his brain.
To be honest, the bar for electibility really isn't that high in Georgia...They keep sending the guy who thinks the island of Guam will 'tip over' if too many planes land at the airport.
Hah! That's funny. Thanks.
Hey now. Them B-29s heavy AF
We are about to elect Sarah Huckabee whats-her-name to Governor. Does being the press secretary (for a hot minute) in the white house qualify you to be Gov. of a state? I'm just sayin', there's BS and hypocrisy everywhere we turn, literally. Political bar is set pretty low in Arkansas too, I fear.
I always invite "Local Political Leaders" to my doctors appointments.
Edward Allen this is spot on!! Thank you for making me laugh. :)
😂😂😂
Same, but for some reason they stopped accepting my calls after my colonoscopy.
@@kingjamos2422 🤣🤣🤣
Maybe everyone should start!
Why are these nonsensical arguments happening in the states?! If you don’t want your kid to read a book, then parent and take the book back. Banning books is ridiculous.
'I went to the Democrats.' What? 😆 Are these books she speaks of also known as Health textbooks?
Walker says, "I'm finished with this nonsense." Nope. We don't think y'are! And neither do those women you're dissing.
It really is sad that that honestly is the truth. He really is done with all of those children that he fathered. It's really freaking awful!
He’s gonna go back to being a part time cop and a full time blockhead.
@@edwardallenthree I think the abortions that he paid for, rather than the children he fathered is going to be the issue there. Especially considering the ticket he is running on. But then again, MAGA, so who knows.
yeah the voters will decide when they're done with it 😄
Will my Mickey Mouse club badge carry the same authority what a clown
Let me fix that H. Walker headline, "Herschel Walker drove reluctant girlfriend to abortion clinic" also "H. Walker claims bitches be lying"
Is that reluctant to go or reluctant to be his girlfriend?
@@Tao_Tology Yes.
@Alam natural 👈Last Fart
Also dems
We support all abortions except when it helps our campaign
@@coltonblake13 Are you really that dense? Walker’s critics (Democrat, Independent, or Republican) are complaining about the hypocrisy, not the abortion.
Let me get this straight. If I'm having a life-threatening miscarriage I'll need to apply for an emergency permit from code enforcement? Seems legit. Of course, I never ask for permission, so...take that mr local official.
Brilliant repartee!
If we were truly free, we wouldn't need to beg the govt to let us do anything. Free range humans living on a tax farm.
Democrat conspiracy #173 republicans care about your miscarriage
@@ryanelliott6706 Yes, Repugnants care to criminalize my miscarriage. Or maybe I'll just get a get well card if I survive.
@@GeckoHiker spreading disinformation. Love it. Miscarriage has no intent to kill. Abortion does. Read a book.
As a cat owner myself, I can relate and fully understand the quip about a cat swallowing Christmas tinsel, and it working itself out....🤔
Classic hilariousness right there indubitably🧐
Ten likes for working indubitably into your comment.
Really? Because it can be a major veterinary issue needing surgery. Not that funny.
I'm due for a colonoscopy soon. I'd like to have my local political leader in the room.
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thats funny & i loved it!!!!
Commissioner of Drainage and Sewage?
Dammit, I should have read down further before I made a similar joke! lol
Stroke survivor is a thousand times better than a Trumper.
3 SERVING SENATORS HAD STROKES THIS YEAR, TOOK TIME OFF AND ARE NOW BACK TO WORK AND ARE FINE. WHY ISN'T MEDIA TALKING ABOUT THAT? NO DIFFERENT THAN FETTERMAN.
@@suzanne9150 You didn't have to scream it, but yeah. The people going against Fetterman just because he survived a stroke are talking out their asses.
@@hauntedshadowslegacy2826 nobody is going against him because he survived a stoke, they go against him because even before that he was a shit politician.
@@jeremybenoit759 at least he’s actually from PA unlike Oz the Turk
@@jeremybenoit759 I'm trying to understand what you mean by that. Are you really saying that someone's skills as a politician are your number one qualifications for them? It's not unfair, but it is a little Machiavellian. I don't think you mean he's a s*** politician. I think you mean you disagree with what he says, which makes you, in my opinion, a s*** person.
Tudor's lawsuit against Colbert is gonna be great!! LOL
Hallmark's "Herschel Walker is sorry about you having to abort his child"-section is its most profitable.
I wonder how those women feel when Walker pretends not to know them or what they're talking about.
He’s not pretending. He has actual brain damage.
Sounds like trump
@@billythekidder7182 Concussions. We have enough brain damage cases in Congress with QAnon. We don't need fucked-up, know-nothing football players in there joining that chorus of meth heads.
Probably the same as every other day. Seems like he is not involved in any of their lives.
@@grandmanutty8904 Or Brett Kavanaugh.
Big shout out to all the Brave Women of KANSAS who voted blue and told all their MAGAT friends the voted Blue
Did they vote blue? I didnt realize they had an election. Thought they just voted on abortion like herschel, like the supreme court said they should
"If You Give a Mouse Some Nookie"... 😆
Also, when I saw pictures of Gretchen Whitmer and Tudor Dixon side by side the other day, my first thought was, "Wow! They look identical!"
The man came out today and said that Yes, he did tell her that! So, Colbert, you were wrong again!
What books are they talking about??? If there's smut, I wanna read!!!!
I don't remember reading these books...
I remember reading, "1984"which was a foreshadow of "2016"
Dracula, Catcher in the Rye, To Kill a Mockingbird were some of my fave books that we didn't burn!!!
One of my favorite books were the Harry Potter series. Ain't no butt stuff going on at Hogwarts!
@@couragekarnga8735 If it was an English boarding school, there was.
Judging from her stance on book bans, I'm guessing the one she was talking about was Fahrenheit 451.
Hey Oz! As a Pennsylvanian woman I don’t want a “local political leader” being a part of my healthcare decisions. Fetterman for Senate.
Killing babies is health care? Ok Groomer
Undecideds are really just weighing the value of democracy in their lives. When it’s too late, only then will they realise it.
Yes, at the time of the debate, half of PA voters had already voted by mail so that cake is already baked, Mr. Oz.
while true, we did fight to enact & defend it before. I'm sure we could again if need be. The far right keeps pushing for cultist fascism over true democracy they may just get the civil war they've been wanting & also learn that other valuable life lesson: be careful what you wish for.
Don’t pay attention to the polls, just go vote like democracy depends on it, because it does!
We don’t want politicians in our doctor rooms!
"Good night" doesn't necessarily have to be a departing statement.
Exactly.
That's right. It's like when you meet someone at night you can say "Good evening".
He probably meant to say good evening. It's an honest mistake.
Exactly. Sometimes the late night show writers are just plain rude.
@@kyliepechler That was his intention. He mixed up words.
If what Tudor Dixon said had actually happened, how much do you want to bet that it was a middle or high school and the offending book was an anatomy/health textbook???
This excuse for a woman and her billion dollar supporter DeVos are disgusting.
Tudor? What an appropriate name. Straight from the Middle Ages.
No doubt.
And why is she rectangular 😅
You mean former-erotic-horror-movie-actress-turned-GOP-candidate Tudor Dixon.
Walker, Oz, Kari Blake, Grassley, the list of horrors is unbelievable
Grassley pushing 90
No wonder we’re all messed up. Oh the dems have antiques too.
Is it wrong to expect better? JS
“I was a sheriff, but I didn’t shoot a Kennedy.” -Herschel Walker, 2022
under-rated comment
I read in a book by Kingsley Amis that "Good night" is used as a greeting in James Joyce. "Good morning," "Good afternoon," "Good evening," and "Good day" can be salutations or valedictions, so I say we normalize making "Good night" the same. Thank you to Mr. Fetterman for his service.
Ok, come on. That's just an excuse. I am no fan of Oz, but Fetterman concerns me. I am glad I don't live there, so I don't have to choose.
I've actually thought "Good night" should be usable as a greeting for many years. I grant that Fetterman did in fact make a slip up, as Stephen suggested, but I wouldn't say it's disqualifying. From what little I've seen of him, he's clearly not a complete depraved mess in the vein of Herschel Walker.
P. S. Because of our abjectly dysfunctional system, there is really no choice but to vote for Democrats unless you're okay with the party of Christian Nationalism and violating the 14th Amendment §3 taking over.
@@marcpeterson1092 it's okay to be concerned, but it's not okay to vote for Oz. It's okay to worry about friends, and it's even okay to question if they're right for the job. It's not okay to give the job to an abject moron, a con artist, or, shorter, any Republican.
@@andrewkohler3707 we have good day. Why not goodnight? People need to broaden their horizons and learn greetings in other languages. That would blow their mind.
Admittedly, I've sometimes automatically said weird things just because I was on mental autopilot and wasn't concentrating on the situation. I called someone "Sweetie" once because I had been talking to my dog the entire day, and I call her that. I've also occasionally trotted out phrases from my customer service days (like "thanks, you too") when they didn't quite fit, and if there are any other Catholics out there, have you also had the urge to say "and also with you" at weird moments? What I'm saying is that, yes, Fetterman has had a stroke and that contributes to the problem, but quite a lot of people who haven't had strokes do the same thing from time to time. Some also go on weird rants about low-flow toilets and make up words like "covfefe", if you see what I mean.
I received a call today about our churches participating in Trunk or Treat. I was calling someone else and I said we are going to have Trunk or Treat for Christmas. What the hell was I thinking.
I used to work as a clerk in a hotel where I would have to answer the phone by saying, “Acme Inn, may I help you?” I got so in the habit that once I actually answered my home phone this way.
I was on the phone with tech support, troubleshooting a major piece of equipment. At one point, batting potential solutions back and forth, I said "Erroneous inclusion. Disregard." I was in full diagnostic mode, right? I snapped out of it when dude laughed at me, asking "Who talks like that?"
Sigh! Apparently, I do.
Maybe you're having a stroke.
@@sweett2185 not a bad idea, just a bit cold 😅
When I was eight, my eleven year old sister asked our mom about the whole baby thing. My mom's very clinical, albeit technically accurate, description left me wondering for years after that, "How does that happen by accident?" 🤔🤨🤭
Pregnancy can happen by accident because birth control methods can fail; pregnancy can also happen through sexual assault.
@@DeGrate-bb5bo Hey sweetie. I'm now a post-menopausal 63 year old, and am fully versed in how women get pregnant unintentionally.
Read Trevor Noah's book, "Born a Crime", in which he talks about how his mom got pregnant even though she had had her tubes tied. (That part is just a paragraph or so. It's a great read.)
I envisioned accidentally ... falling together while you're asleep? Huh? I was eight. :D
@@DeGrate-bb5bo thats still not an accident. if you put a penis in a vagina pregnancy can be the result. if you bet on the lottery you might win, its not an accident if you do win.
So Gretchen’s opponent thinks kids are more scared of books than guns.
I'd say there is as much evidence that they 'think' as there is that 2020 was 'stolen'. As a Michigander, I feel I must apologize for the bottom of the barrel from which the 'Christian' far-right are dredging up 'candidates'. As they & those who support them continue to prove, you just can't fix stupid & due to anti-abortion legislation, you can't cull it from the herd either. Darwin mourns humanity.
I'm scared she could win
@@SuperSpidey313 considering their playbook, they won't accept any outcome but victory or the election was 'ROBBED' & we've already had armed protests at the state capital just over COVID.
@@un-pankoed It's pity that American children are kept in ignorance.
Moron
Whenever I see Herschel Wanker speak, I'm reminded of LBJ's line about Gerald Ford: "I think he played football one too many times without a helmet!"
Hershel seems to be having sex one to many times without a condom. Stacking up dead fetuses like cord wood. How many more are staying silent?
Haha so abortions wrong?
What was LBJ using as his excuse for being such a clown.
Poor Hershel Walker, having to carry all those lies alone
🤣🤣🤣 The FREEP is calling you out for being a liar.
Walker pays off his pregnant girlfriends with too many deposits and not enough withdrawals.
In Trinidad and Tobago everyone says good night as a form of greeting when they walk into a room with other people once it's after 6pm or so.
In the entire West Indies, England and some parts of Europe also. It a greeting not a goodbye.
We do in America as well. Usually "good evening", but his tone was wayy off
I never considered Herschel Walker as a suspect in the JFK assassination but now that he has flat out said he DIDN'T have anything to do with it and considering that pretty much everything else this man has said on the campaign trail has been a lie, I have to rethink some of my theories about what happened that day.
😂 what’s wrong with him? Nobody was checking for him for that but you’re right he did it.😅
@Shaylagogo Bean What's Wrong? About 20 too many hits to the head is What's Wrong.
Praise the good Lord for Stephen Colbert. ❤
Ahh, Oz said the quite part out loud. Vote 💙 people.
YES!
VOTE BLUE ACROSS THE BOARD IN YOUR STATE OF CITY COUNTY AND FEDERALLY!
☺️💙💯👋💙✌️💙
@@marybravado6787 Know thy Judges
Fetterman should run for president in 2024
@Alam natural all your spam is reported and removed.
It seems maintaining a blue or red color is more important than achieving results. I recommend everyone watching the full debate between John Fetterman and Dr OZ. I finally see through how social media or Stephen Colbert can be dishonest . I don't care which party wins, but the losers will be the media. They are not reliable.
She’s worried about the school library, has she seen the internet
This!
When someone starts telling lies about imaginary conversations concerning children’s books that don’t exist, that’s a tacit admission that they don’t have a convincing argument for electing them.
Trumpublicans don't have platforms or issues; all they have is "showmanship" like their dancing bear idol Trump.
Khalil Othman is the name of the person she had the conversation with. The conversation she’s referring to took place at a recent rally that he attended. Othman has voted democrat for the last decade.
Herschel Walker makes me feel like Im crushing life
if we get out the VOTE ! , we can be dancin in the streets again in cool November air
So all women with a Republican representative need to start ringing EVERYTIME they go to the Dr to ask their advice. " Hi Representative....... I want your advice on if I should have my ingrown toenail/ appendix/ blood pressure/ etc etc etc treated by the Doctor" tie up their phonelines!
What a delicious thought! Women, why don't you start that campaign now and tie up their mobile phones with calls, messages and txts.
Yup, toenails, blood pressure... same thing as a unique human dna sequence
ya. That's exactly what is gonna happen.
@@coltonblake13 keep your dna to yourself and you'll have nothing to worry about.
@@coltonblake13 No they aren't but the interference in someones private life is! What's next, will they ban vasectomies? Tubal ligations? The Pill? Condoms? Who exactly is going to care for these unwanted children? Can your foster system cope?
*Am I the only one that thinks it is horrifying for DOCTOR Oz from New Jersey - running to be a senator for Pennsylvania - is MOCKING Fetterman's health issue?*
Not mocking. Pointing out obvious limitations and cognitive damage after suffering a severe stroke. This man should be in recovery, not stumping for democrats for a senate seat. It is an insult to all the people of PA. And the people propping him up as a viable candidate, to be a rubber stamp for Biden, are just sick. He will only do harm to the people of PA. Being a US Senator is serious business, not a side show.
not mocking. clearing Fetterman isnt the man for the job. You are a Dr? more like DR bullshit
@@johnpurchase8946 he mocked.
@@johnpurchase8946 what about Oz's obvious limitations in giving a shit about anything except himself?
and you think having a brain damaged Brandon as acting President is good? being a libtard is no excuse for you being oblivious to the obvious. the health, especially their mental health, should be primary in anybody's consideration of a candidate. Fetterman is not mentally fit to run himself. Much less to be a senator and make decisions regarding this country.
If you think about it, "good night" is virtually identical to "good evening" in meaning; except that we use "good evening" for both hello and goodbye, but "good night" only as goodbye.
I'm an American who has been in Spain for the past 6 weeks. I found out that here in Spain, where, not only is abortion legal, 16 year old girls and older can seek abortions without the consent of their parents. Spain is considered by many to be a "Catholic" country. But the rights of women are respected and protected.
So you think that doing medical procedures on children is fine without parental consent?
Yup, America is currently experiencing a bit of a Conservative problem over here. They've gone straight crazy
Why would the Spanish be anything but chill, we conquered the world, I think we have done enough to warrant a retirement.
@@JohnDoe-sd7un ... uuhh, yeah. The age of consent is 13 in Japan. 16 or under in most developed countries. Biologically, women are adults at this point. 16 is not a child. Conservatives just seem to be backwards, and bat sh!t crazy.
Big difference, GoGreen1977 - in Spain the conservative wing of their government wasn't bought off by Southern Christian special interest groups that want to ensure that women can't get an abortion under any circumstances whatsoever.
There was a book in my High school library that did teach me how to have sex, but it wasnt in the fiction aisles. Its Everywoman, by Derek Llewellyn-Jones, an Obstetrics professor.
Its a biology text, it has sold in the millions, and it should be compulsory reading for every young adult, male or female or otherwise.
You do gotta love how the GOP doesn't want people to get abortions, OR let people learn how to prevent them.
I brought that book when I was pregnant then used it to teach my daughters about their bodies and what happens to girls during puberty and on. It's a fantastic, well written, informative book.
@@danielgehring7437 100%
If they were being logical (yes, I know) about this and really wanted to help prevent abortions they would * increase * funding for Planned Parenthood.
Somehow I see the storks being behind this.
The Republican's culture of life ends at birth.
BRILLIANT, brilliant, BRILLIANT every single night Stephen steps on the stage!!! How could any of us live without his monologues!? !? I honestly don't know. "Shambles" - HA!! And the fortune teller! It's ALL FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those book titles made me laugh too hard. Followed the laughs with a coughing fit.
The Boss Elf. Thank you Stephen, that’s the connection I’ve been searching for!
"I can't believe there is a book describing sex to my son in the school library" at my KINDERGARTEN in Sweden we literally had a book that went from 'dating' -> 'sex' -> 'pregnancy' -> 'childbirth' 😭😭 but hey we do have some of the lowest teenage pregnancies stats in the world so 🤪 who knew education was a good thing 🤪
In kindergarten you had books that showed graphic oral sex in photos, at school?
You can always count on the kids receiving the basic knowledge they need here in Sweden. At least, there aren't any religious folks calling the shots here.
@@sAINTGenis86 60% of the population is Lutheran so thats unlikely. Religion has nothing to do with termination of innocent life being wrong.
@@coltonblake13 Well, it does seem to be running pretty high in "Christian" circles in the US. (Christian in parenthesis because that's what they claim to be, not what they really are).
@@coltonblake13 Uh, yes it does. There's no rational secular reason to view life as sacred. Especially when overpopulation is a real issue.
green eggs and butt stuff....I haven't laughed that good in awhile 🤣
Imagine being so stuck to your party that both of these fools made it to the ballot.
He missed a fantastic opportunity for a 'cat scan' joke with the dog doctor mayor. 🙂
or even the "Lab" work Lol
Only one thing in this monologue surprised me: Herschel Walker competed in the Olympics in France and ISN'T advertising that fact as evidence that he has experience in foreign affairs.
He might have forgotten about his time in the Olympics 😵💫
Shhh! He's a CIA agent [holds up secret decoder ring] who was assigned to spy on the French.
I'm worried about his claim he didn't kill JFK. I'm expecting the assassin to be arrested soon, in possession of receipts, saying "for killing JFK, H. Walker."
Don’t give him any ideas!!
Okay, I wasn't sure if that was real or not given all the other things he has claimed to have donw
That rerun bit was 👏 👏 👏
They're not removing books from classrooms, they're removing books from libraries. They're focusing on books in school libraries that are available to kids, but ones that are not ever a part of a class's curriculum.
Everyone is so worried about Fetterman and his fitness. Meanwhile, no one says shit about 89 year old (63 in congress) fucking Chuck Grassley running for another 6 years as US Senator.
And Grassley has said that states can override federal law
Good God 😂
You certainly won't get ageing Biden commenting.
The old boy is half deaf and blind, and most times doesn't know where he is.
VOTE GRASSLEY OUT
That's just the Republican M.O.: everyone on the other team is bad until one of those folks is in your team. Hypocrisy is their brand, and cruelty is their point.
My local politician didn't graduate from high school you want them making your life choices
The ones with degrees ain't doin' such a hot job of, right now, either. 😂🤣😅😁
Some ironically will answer yes.
That's the scary part.
Medical decisions should be between medical professions and patients.
Bobert
I'm lucky my local politicians aren't completely terrible most of the time.. but I'd still rather respect/vote for them from a distance and not have any of them in my doctor's office. Well, unless it's Brian Sims welcoming a bunch of bigots to Philly outside of Planned Parenthood in the Gayborhood. He gets one of the rare passes because he technically shielded people accessing medical care from others' life decisions to be jerkoffs at a medical facility and that level of representing people is pretty amazing. Even then, I'd rather him (and anyone else) not in my doctor's office making medical decisions for me.
The harsher burns, the new bits, and the new dances, Colbert as always, is killing it! Woop Woop! 😃😃😃
Still wouldn’t be surprised if all of a sudden Herschel Walker started saying that abortion should be a man’s right to choose.
I’ll be sitting here with my popcorn
All I can say about Dr. Oz is "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain." I hope the people of Pennsylvania will see him for who he really is and vote for John Fetterman.
I'd take a drunk giraffe over Dr. freaking Oz!
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Well that just sums up the intelligence of America. We don't want to elect a conservative so we'll elect a barely functioning stroke victim who can sit there and do basket weaving in his office all day. Bunch of f****** idiots
How is the show still on the air this guy is a complete waste of flesh
So you idiots dont mention that Fetterman literally can't talk? Are we all supposed to pretend he's fine just like Biden with you morons? Are we gonna be called Ableists for pointing it out? Lol.
For being a cop, Herschel Walker doesn't seem to know too much about protection.
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Neither do cops...
@@akamba12 he really walked into that one didn't he!?
@@akamba12 wooosh!
Thanks for the laugh 🙏👍🏽😂😂😂
"If You Give A Mouse a Nookie" took me out!! Lol Probably because I read the original a million times to my son when he was a kid.
I voted by mail for Fetterman and am amazed at his recovery #votebluepa
funniest post of the week!
@@lesliechow6866 why do you say your post is funniest? It's no even mildly amusing. More like annoying and unnecessary.
@@lizardog ty
Yeah it's called the msm covering for a man that's to mentally messed up in his head do to that stoke he had. It's pretty selfish that you would still want somebody like that to serve office but then again smooth brains like yourself and many others put our current President in office and he's literally showing signs of dementia!
I'm not worried about Fetterman, anymore than anyone else who is recovering from a stroke. I have a medical background, but even for those who don't, it isn't hard to understand he is having issues with communication, not cognition. He is capable of doing the job if elected. He'd simply need reasonable accommodations for communication, but that's acceptable and against the law to refuse. What is actually concerning is how Oz responded how he did, far as we know he didn't have a stroke, so what's his excuse?
Cheryl, thanks for explaining, I couldn’t have said it better.
@Cheryl Pounds Dr. Oz has no morals nor a soul. This is a requirement for any Republican
Oz is definitely a pathetic excuse for a human being!
Lmao so fetterman can respond the same way or worse because his brain broke, but Oz says the sane thing and its not ok? It is or isnt.
Well we had a sick president for 4 years
"Kirkland Brand Whitmer..." 😆
Whenever a man wants to obtain a position of power over vulnerable women, I get worried. That is a huge red flag.
What do you mean?
I don’t think I’ve ever read anything to a child at a bus stop, except the bus schedule.
Local grassroots abortion control is an excellent idea. Why not take it ever further and just let each individual woman decide.
Perfect.
I don’t think any republican MAGA male would allow a woman any choice at all. At least not without their local representatives..
Local grassroots gun control is an excellent idea. Why not take it ever further and just let each individual person decide.
LOL!
@@johannpopper1493 That's approximately what we do ....
I was forced to read 'Catcher in the Rye' in high school. You don't even want to know some of the things going on there. 😂😂😂 The inhumanity.
Some of these tight ass Republicans are so bothered by transgender kids in school. Somebody should tell them, it's not catchy.
Catcher In The Rye (a great book, btw, by J.D. Salinger) was one of the books banned by The Moral Majority (a right-wing fundamentalist Christian group) back in the Reagan era.
I recommend it to all, especially young people in high school or college.
Edit: I really don't recall anything obscene or profane. Maybe there was a little profanity. Just some realism, nothing that alarming. I just remember it was a really good book. I liked Salinger's writing style. The far-right is just whacko for banning books in general, but this wasn't even that bad. Not sure why it's deemed "immoral." Really silly, but censorship is a serious concern.
I hid Catcher in the Rye under my mattress knowing my mother would come to the school and raise a stink.
The moderator should have countered, "What's the name of the book, liar?"
Protip: anytime a politician, Democrats or Republicans, said "I had someone came up to me and said...", that's code for "I'm about to drop some bullshit on you."
It's right up there with "and then her sister walked in."
and my instant question would be "What book was that?" That sort of thing never seems to get mentioned.
I like how they always come up to them w tears in their eyes or crying. Some have been sobbing.
@Alam natural 👈 Last Fart
*Pennsylvania:*
- Would you rather have a representative who appears physically functional, but is ethically depraved, morally compromised, demonstratively greedy, corrupt and dishonest?
...OR;
- Would you accept a representative who is recovering from a stroke, but shares the values of ordinary working people and has demonstrated himself to be standing on a sound moral and ethical foundation of empathy and service his constituents?
To ANY honest, patriotic citizen; it is an easy choice.
REMEMBER; the MOST popular president the USA has EVER had (before he died, he was in his TWELFTH Year as president, going into his FOURTH presidential term) was permanently disabled, and yet, he still managed to united our nation and saved the world from Fascism.
Groucho... "Hello, I must be going."
He meant to say "Good evening", it's not that hard to figure it out. 🤦♀
I think these debates, with claims about all the smut in school libraries, need a "citation needed" pop-up. What book, ma'am? Show me in the Dewey Decimal System which book hurt you.
Because I, too, remember a time in school when the adults told us about naughty stuff. It was called "health class."
0:10 "This is Wednesday, so we are _less_ than two weeks from _the most important mid-terms_ this year..."
😏 Heh. What a profound statement.
Dr. Oz reminds me of Dr. Zachary Smith from the original Lost in Space TV series.
Thanks for that memory of Lost in space. I loved that show.
Yes, Dr. Zachary Smith was a true weasel.
OMG you're so right!
Always remember: Polls are not votes.
The would you could you in a box had me dead ☠️
Stephen is such a motor mouth... 🤣🤣🤣... Love this guy!!!
Unless those local officials knocked someone up it's none of their business anyway. Even then it's too late to legislate.
Anyone who votes for a republican at this point has lost their little mind.
Apparently you don't realize just how pathetic this country is in ,past two years,1 failure after another! It's pathetic just how pathetic it is
Maybe you oughta turn off your television throw your psych meds away an check out what it's like outside