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  • Georgia senate candidate Herschel Walker got caught in a big lie this week, and officials in Ukraine clapped back at Elon Musk's plan to end Russia's war against their country. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • @Opinionsrnotfacts574
    @Opinionsrnotfacts574 Год назад +641

    The man sent a Get Well Soon card along with a check for an abortion. The good people at Hallmark are really missing an opportunity here for a new greeting card!

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 Год назад +50

      That part...had me floored. "Get well?" She wasn't sick. But he is. And he makes me sick too🤮

    • @CX103
      @CX103 Год назад +27

      They could partner with an airline. You know, to get the women in distress to spend money on tickets out of Gilead.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +7

      I mean, at least he sent a get well card...

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 Год назад +9

      @@miapdx503 Perhaps, morning sickness?

    • @vanle3828
      @vanle3828 Год назад +10

      Stephen could add this to his holiday card segment with evie

  • @ttburn6338
    @ttburn6338 Год назад +2933

    Herschel seems to be the perfect candidate for the GOP. He represents all their values....

    • @unfortunatesun
      @unfortunatesun Год назад +18

      wat

    • @jodinsan
      @jodinsan Год назад +188

      Specifically, "Rules for thee, but not for me."

    • @laurenwarwick6517
      @laurenwarwick6517 Год назад

      yep...ignorance,lying. cheating and misogyny and kissimg Trumps ass.
      Of course if all the lies bury Herschel

    • @elihan9
      @elihan9 Год назад +21

      He does. He will vote the way Republicans want. Meanwhile, Democrats will emotionally blackmail their voters while calling them "unrealistic" and "immature" for demanding they vote they way they want.

    • @dustinsindledecker154
      @dustinsindledecker154 Год назад +53

      Which in truth they have no values.

  • @rowdybliss
    @rowdybliss Год назад +20

    “Is potato” is possibly the greatest running joke of all time.

  • @t.s.4890
    @t.s.4890 Год назад +4

    Thank you Stephen, thank you people of USA for standing with Ukriane!

  • @redbarchetta8782
    @redbarchetta8782 Год назад +3285

    I bet Republicans will still vote for Walker. Hypocrisy is now a prerequisite for being a Republican.

    • @Evehawk87
      @Evehawk87 Год назад +134

      I mean yeah… same people voted for trump twice.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +39

      He's not a Democrat, so the hypocrisy doesn't matter.

    • @richard1472
      @richard1472 Год назад +93

      I don't doubt it.
      Hopefully, this will motivate Georgia Democrats to get out and vote.
      And, hopefully, their votes will be counted.

    • @Frithonor
      @Frithonor Год назад

      Republicans:
      -Voted for a dead brothel owner.
      -Voted for an accused child molester (Roy Moore).
      -Elected a man who WILLINGLY allowed students to be molested for years.
      -Elected a man currently under investigation for child trafficking.
      -Elected a twice-divorced, serial adulterer who paid a porn star for sex 5 months after the birth of his last child also and who is ALSO accused of sexual assault by dozens of women.
      All because "Gawd sometimes works through flawed people". 😎😎

    • @patrickmcgraw9168
      @patrickmcgraw9168 Год назад +98

      I keep saying: for Republicans and the "religious" "right", hypocrisy is actually something they celebrate.

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 Год назад +847

    "Psychic failing to read his own mind" might be the best way I've heard anyone describe Herschel Walker.

  • @fredderf3152
    @fredderf3152 Год назад +11

    A wise person once told me to “always keep your receipts; you never know”!!

  • @kaylaantonio6460
    @kaylaantonio6460 Год назад +5

    Everytime “is potato” I’m out here laughing! Damn he got me again 🥔

  • @quokka4329
    @quokka4329 Год назад +962

    Everybody write to Hershell Walker He's sending out $700 cheques
    You don't even need to have an abortion
    What a generous fellow

    • @ImNotaRussianBot
      @ImNotaRussianBot Год назад +22

      Naw. I'll bet the dude has such illegible writing, that I won't get my free money.

    • @ProjectFlashlight612
      @ProjectFlashlight612 Год назад +11

      Sort of like a stupid stimulus package

    • @suehowie152
      @suehowie152 Год назад

      I started to wonder just how many abortions he has paid for..

    • @gerrycanyerryyerry9641
      @gerrycanyerryyerry9641 Год назад

      "My father molested me in the shower many times." Ashley Biden.

    • @squirrelsarepeopletoo6678
      @squirrelsarepeopletoo6678 Год назад +33

      I'm a male, but I'm going to get an abortion maybe Herschel will send me 2 checks.

  • @babybijou969
    @babybijou969 Год назад +7

    “Plaintiff *IS* a taint.” 😂
    One of the best monologues ever!

  • @ChubbyUnicorn
    @ChubbyUnicorn Год назад +9

    Hershel sent her a card AND paid for the procedure. That's a great guy right there!

  • @redcomet7024
    @redcomet7024 Год назад +522

    Hercshel Walker, a prime example of why the NFL takes concussions so serious now

    • @MajorHenryL
      @MajorHenryL Год назад +28

      The head on his shoulders ain't the one that got him in trouble this time.

    • @brianwimberly7937
      @brianwimberly7937 Год назад

      He's actually a quite intelligent person.

    • @godfreypigott
      @godfreypigott Год назад +15

      @@brianwimberly7937 I can see why it might appear that way to you.

    • @seanryan3020
      @seanryan3020 Год назад

      Too late!

    • @bofat6978
      @bofat6978 Год назад +7

      Walker took most of his headshots in the USFL. They didn’t care about concussions 🤕

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Год назад +386

    This is why it's important to keep receipts... never know how they will come in handy!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +31

      Also, if you know you've had someone abort your baby, maybe don't publicly harp on and on about family values and shit.

    • @Evehawk87
      @Evehawk87 Год назад

      I don’t know man the fact that someone was stupid enough to pay for an abortion via check… who would ever imagine anyone like this moron being a major party nominee?

    • @cindyjohnson7883
      @cindyjohnson7883 Год назад +16

      During my CONTENTIOUS divorce, my kids renamed me, "QUEEN OF RECEIPTS" 😅😅😅😅got the IRS to apologize to me & SAVED ME a BUNCH OF $$$😅😅😅

    • @O.G.MISFIT
      @O.G.MISFIT Год назад +7

      Absofuckingloutley 🤘

    • @hephaestusjosephson2054
      @hephaestusjosephson2054 Год назад +8

      I bet Herschel wishes he came in handy instead of that woman

  • @andrii_harashchak
    @andrii_harashchak Год назад +25

    Thank Stephen and team for support of Ukraine. We really appreciate it

  • @hauntedshadowslegacy2826
    @hauntedshadowslegacy2826 Год назад +77

    I like how Stephen went through the effort of finding a replica card of the one Herschel's girlfriend got. It's the little details, y'know? Mad props.

    • @mip4422
      @mip4422 Год назад +1

      his team, not him

    • @randomfullywonderful
      @randomfullywonderful Год назад

      He also went through the effort of covering up Warnock's distressed ex-wife who says he ran over her foot and isn't paying child support. That his church kicks out poor people.
      Impressive.

  • @jakep9610
    @jakep9610 Год назад +158

    Warnock for senate!!!

  • @conquerorofbabylon
    @conquerorofbabylon Год назад +232

    I spit out my lemonade when he said “what lesson does that teach his secret children?”

  • @censusgary
    @censusgary Год назад +3

    “Vote for the other chick … what’s her name?” will go down in history as a classic campaign slogan.

  • @dialNforNinja
    @dialNforNinja Год назад +6

    Stephen on a mime motorbike is unexpectedly hilarious. Also, he was really zipping along there!

  • @lorrainethomas8797
    @lorrainethomas8797 Год назад +878

    A moment please to celebrate Mr. Colbert's miming ability. Swear to God, it was like he got off a real bike.

    • @MajorHenryL
      @MajorHenryL Год назад +14

      According to memory he's into bicycles and fishing so it would explain why he's so good at miming both.
      (He made a video about how to change a bike tire during covid)
      (we've seen dozens of pictures of him fishing with his family over the years)

    • @immortalasirpa6006
      @immortalasirpa6006 Год назад +42

      I lost it when his hairline zoomed past the lower part of my big screen....a banked offscreen, and zoomed back in.

    • @pacodance29
      @pacodance29 Год назад +28

      all those years doing improv... and the combination of mime with the sound effects... golden

    • @hopeemch
      @hopeemch Год назад +24

      Lorraine: Stephen studied mime as part of this theater degree at Northwestern University and perfected it with Second City Improv touring company.

    • @theacme3
      @theacme3 Год назад +12

      Colbert made fun several times about (French) Mimes beeing lame while himself using miming all the time to do jokes. Thats something to lough about!

  • @thekafe1219
    @thekafe1219 Год назад +3

    I’ve watched Colbert for a decade now and I’ve never seen anyone drive a fake motorcycle like that. Amazing. Also, can he create a Masterclass on how to do that? I don’t have enough money for improv class

  • @krisfrederick5001
    @krisfrederick5001 Год назад +4

    I'm so sick of being embarrassed by these doorknobs, but this was shamefully stupifying. We love our Governor...
    💙 From Detroit

  • @jaymes8718
    @jaymes8718 Год назад +881

    How do we even live in a world where Walker runs for office and is taken seriously...

    • @dsddala467
      @dsddala467 Год назад +59

      Because: Georgia. They also gave us MTG---AND she ran unopposed.

    • @sylvialawrence4431
      @sylvialawrence4431 Год назад +64

      Because it's the same world where the Orange King Con still has the chance to run again!!

    • @lilly_ann
      @lilly_ann Год назад +34

      Not world, USA

    • @bsing2u
      @bsing2u Год назад

      They are voting in puppets so the masters can work behind the scenes.
      Just like McConnell did while everyone was focus on Trump

    • @williamclarke4510
      @williamclarke4510 Год назад +9

      It's called Twenty First Century politics.

  • @jenraffiasco3598
    @jenraffiasco3598 Год назад +205

    It dawned on me that Stephen puts invisible props carefully away, yet throws physical props randomly across the stage. Curious.

    • @charlie-obrien
      @charlie-obrien Год назад +54

      He has to use those invisible props over and over again.

    • @Worldbuilder
      @Worldbuilder Год назад +41

      Excuse me - do you not know how much invisible props cost?

    • @sylvia106
      @sylvia106 Год назад +15

      Except for the Biden glasses..

    • @awaredeshmukh3202
      @awaredeshmukh3202 Год назад +18

      I think it's because it breaks the suspension of disbelief of the invisible prop if you just "forget about it". Physical props, of course, don't require suspension of disbelief.

    • @dacksonflux
      @dacksonflux Год назад +3

      @@awaredeshmukh3202 you just became the guy who explains jokes. 👏

  • @TheWtfanime
    @TheWtfanime Год назад +614

    Georgia was the state to determine the senate two years ago. Really hoping the people of Georgia don't elect another crazy liar to represent them like they did for the House.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +41

      What I'd love is for someone sane to challenge MTG. I'd love to watch her try to debate!

    • @PocketMarmo04
      @PocketMarmo04 Год назад +51

      Oh certainly we don't want to describe Greene as crazy. That is a slap in the face to crazy people

    • @autumnspungoldielocks2691
      @autumnspungoldielocks2691 Год назад +24

      @@couragekarnga8735
      For a debate, you need two intelligent people, who will she have as her proxy😛 Even the spouse is running for the hills🙄

    • @autumnspungoldielocks2691
      @autumnspungoldielocks2691 Год назад

      @@PocketMarmo04
      No- mean, self absorbed, dangerous and completely Anti-American! That seems to sum it up. If they want to ruin Democracy- we need to call a spade...

    • @RevCeleste
      @RevCeleste Год назад +29

      @@couragekarnga8735 are you kidding me? Have you not heard of Marcus Flowers? He is the Democratic candidate running against Marjorie Taylor green who should be the one elected! Geez Louise. #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica

  • @janedmunds4218
    @janedmunds4218 Год назад +14

    Thank you Stephen for making me laugh. Thank you Louis for making me smile.

  • @renatacantore3684
    @renatacantore3684 Год назад +12

    Thank God for the endlessly talented Stephen Colbert & His Gifted crew of Writers. They make me Laugh So Hard 😂😂😂😂

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 Год назад +184

    It's like Walker is discovering words for the first time every time he speaks.

    • @finncatwillhelm2457
      @finncatwillhelm2457 Год назад

      He has multiple T.B.Is (traumatic brain injury) he's not mentally or emotionally fit for office.
      Side note a GOP member with actual brain damage is so fu*king ironic.

    • @Mondfischli
      @Mondfischli Год назад +3

      ... it's more like they discover him and randomly escape through his mouth 🥴

  • @remylewis8721
    @remylewis8721 Год назад +139

    Lmao the “is potato” inserts keeping getting more and more creative. Makes me laugh every time.

    • @penguinista
      @penguinista Год назад +4

      I don't normally like serial callback jokes like that, but they really have kept it fresh.

    • @morpher44
      @morpher44 Год назад +3

      @@penguinista he stores his jokes in an open bowl in darkness.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Год назад +2

      MUSK IS POTATO
      No, really. Look at him. The resemblance is uncanny.

  • @christinestewart987
    @christinestewart987 Год назад +7

    Omg That was seriously LOL funny Stephen...especially the card...Thank you for the news and tears of laughter for a second. 🤣✌🐕

  • @tiffanyanderson9437
    @tiffanyanderson9437 Год назад +16

    Stephen taps into the gleeful toddler part of my brain each time he quickly passes in front of the camera to do a bit. That move is a direct line to fun Sesame Street memories. Gets me every single time.

    • @lightning5273
      @lightning5273 Год назад +1

      Toddler brain is all his viewers have.

  • @Opinionsrnotfacts574
    @Opinionsrnotfacts574 Год назад +487

    According to Maggie Haberman's book, we can assume that the first time Trump met Herschel he would have assumed he was there to serve food to him.

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 Год назад

      According to the presiden'ts young daughter he showered with her. He's a Democrat so that's expected and approved I guess.

    • @ldfreitas9437
      @ldfreitas9437 Год назад +11

      Yeah, well, Herschel does a really good Stepin' Fetchit routine anyway.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +16

      I wouldn't trust that dude to serve a volleyball!

    • @MajorHenryL
      @MajorHenryL Год назад +5

      @@couragekarnga8735 what about a non-disclosure agreement?

    • @DoctorBiobrain
      @DoctorBiobrain Год назад

      Fake News! Trump met Herschel Walker when he literally purchased him with a football team. Trump surely knows the difference between his servers and his athletes.

  • @gareygrice4983
    @gareygrice4983 Год назад +287

    As a person from Michigan, that was a very very accurate depiction of the conservative population here. They really even talk like that.

    • @raymondst.pierre4372
      @raymondst.pierre4372 Год назад +9

      Massachusetts...we will welcome you!

    • @mscatamaran
      @mscatamaran Год назад +25

      Ohio conservatives are like that too 🙃

    • @sylvia106
      @sylvia106 Год назад +2

      No way?!

    • @mariag.8242
      @mariag.8242 Год назад +24

      They’re 65+ and talk the way they did when they were 16? Sounds right 🤦‍♀️

    • @haruhisuzumiya6650
      @haruhisuzumiya6650 Год назад +11

      I refuse to believe that was a real advertisement

  • @marydonohoe8200
    @marydonohoe8200 Год назад +13

    Awesome monologue, Stephen!!! The Michigan bikers were hilarious, as was your own bit. Great stuff tonight. 😂😂😂🙏🏼❤️❤️❤️

  • @natalka7157
    @natalka7157 Год назад +1

    Thank you for your support towards Ukraine 🇺🇸🇺🇦❤️

  • @scourge6563
    @scourge6563 Год назад +735

    Herschel Walker's hypocrisy raises his reputation with Republican voters, rather than detracts from it. It telegraphs one of the key principles of Republican rule: rules/laws don't apply to me, they apply to everyone else.

    • @aaronbennack714
      @aaronbennack714 Год назад +24

      Yes! This guy gets it. Bc GOP voters believe SOME people are fundamentally better than others, when those THEY SUPPORT flout laws, social norms etc they see it as evidence of the same. And it's one way traffic. If everybody gets to do whatever they want then nobody gets to be special or "win"

    • @longlivedemocracy756
      @longlivedemocracy756 Год назад +21

      Or…Do as I say, not as I do. 😑

    • @toonlyrics
      @toonlyrics Год назад

      ReThuglyKlan voters don't respect Walker, most are racists who see him as a useful idiot.

    • @buddysilver5788
      @buddysilver5788 Год назад

      MLK received a DOCTORATE and had a DAY named after him. He was a PLAGIARIST & a SERIAL ADULTERER, yet he gets a PASS, while other Blacks are condemned for their faults!
      Herschel Walker and his past sins.
      Civil rights campaigner the Rev Ralph Abernathy was the man who cradled King the day he was killed by an assassin’s bullet in Memphis, Tennessee, in 1968. But in 1989, Abernathy - who succeeded King as the movement’s leader - incurred the eternal wrath of his allies and accusations of a Judas-like betrayal after he confirmed that long-standing rumours about his old friend’s rampant sexual appetites were true. In his autobiography, Abernathy said King - whose 1953 marriage to Coretta Scott produced four children - had a ‘weakness for women’. King, a pastor from the age of 25, ‘understood and believed in the Biblical prohibition against sex outside marriage,’ said his friend. ‘It was just that he had a particularly difficult time with that temptation.’

    • @michelerenea6477
      @michelerenea6477 Год назад +10

      @@longlivedemocracy756 EXACTLY! They're ALL like that! You know, when I was in my late teens and early 20's, I spent a lot of time working with NOW (National Organization of Women) and other women's rights groups and pro choice groups and marching for our right to choose, among other things that were, at that time - although, in nothing like the kind of danger we're experiencing now - in danger of being lost. The country was nearing the end (although, of course, we HOPED it was coming to the end, we weren't certain) of 12 years of Republican presidency; and, in my state (California), for example, in the hands of some Very conservative Republicans as well. Anyway, there were always very loud counter - protesters at our rallies and marches and, quite often - as I enjoy speaking with people, in general, and learning about them and their views - I'd end up chatting with them at the end ( or afterward). THE ONE THING THAT A HUGE, HUGE NUMBER OF THE ANTI - CHOICE WOMEN HAD IN COMMON WITH EACH OTHER - AND, WHEN I SAY, " A HUGE, HUGE NUMBER OF THEM," I MEAN 98 - 99% - WAS THAT THEY THEMSELVES, PRIOR TO DEVELOPING THEIR EXTREME, FANATICAL, ANTI-CHOICE STANCE, HAD GOTTEN ABORTIONS. 🤔 ASIDE FROM THAT, I ALSO KNEW, IN MY PERSONAL LIFE, MANY WOMEN WHOM, ALTHOUGH THEY WEREN'T ANTI-CHOICE ACTIVISTS, MANY WOMEN MY AGE, BUT MANY, AND PREDOMINANTLY, MIDDLE AGED WOMEN - FRIENDS OF MINE, MOTHERS OF FRIENDS, MOTHERS/AUNTS, ETC., OF BOYFRIENDS, OLDER COWORKERS, ETC. - HAD, ALSO, HAD ABORTIONS. THE INTERESTING THING WAS THAT, ALTHOUGH SOME OF MY PRO-CHOICE FRIENDS AND ACQUAINTANCES HAD ALSO HAD ABORTIONS, MOST OF THEM, INCLUDING MYSELF, HAD NOT. THIS HAD ALOT TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT, PRIMARILY, THEY PRACTICED SAFE SEX, INCLUDING BIRTH CONTROL, AND - WOW, WHADDYA KNOW, IT WORKS 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️!!!
      MY POINT IS THAT YOU ARE EXACTLY RIGHT...ISN'T IT SO DISGUSTINGLY, IRRITATINGLY AND OBNOXIOUSLY HYPOCRITICAL OF THEM?!? I CAN'T STAND IT!
      THST DOESN'T EVEN TOUCH ON ALL OF THE HUGE NUMBERS OF MEN - AND SO MANY OTHER RABIDLY ANTI-CHOICE CONGRESSMEN AND SENATORS AND POLITICIANS HAVE BEEN EXPOSED, ASIDE FROM THIS GUY - WHO, JUST IN THE PAST FEW YEARS, HAVE BEEN EXPOSED FOR HAVING DONE THE EXACT SAME THING!! ANOTHER PARTICULARLY DISGUSTING THING ABOUT THEM IS THAT THEY ARE, ALSO, RABIDLY ANTI - BIRTH CONTROL!!
      The funny thing, though - and I don't know if you ever find yourself thinking or saying this, but, ASTOUNDINGLY, and I can't believe I could still say/think these things OR figure out why or how I still do, but I do 🤷‍♀️ - is that, whenever I hear of, yet, another of these cases/situations, I still, to this day, find myself saying and/or thinking things such as,
      "Can you believe this?!?" or, " I can't believe this!!" and, " How has he got the nerve to be so hypocritical?!" and even, "How can she/he think he/she has got the right to try to deny others the right to make the choice that he/she made and which gave/allowed her/him the ability to have/make a life that they might not have/probably wouldn't have been possible had they had a child?!?!" or, "Howcan he think he has the right to deny a woman her right to choose taking an action is best for her - AND ANY POTENTIAL CHILD - for her own reasons, when he, possibly, was the prime mover in a situation in which another woman made that SAME, EXACT CHOICE, a choice which was, clearly, one that, although he says its so horrible and/or is, essentially, murder, but one that he, clearly, was willing to make when it was convenient for himself" and, lastly, "how in the hell is it that these women/these men can have the gall to say, with a straight face, that they have the right to , so very hypocritically and with such pseudo self-righteousness, that we don't deserve, at the very least, the rights to the same choices that they, themselves, were able - AND WILLING - to make when they were in thst situation, just because THEY feel guilty for making - or, maybe, simply because they are control freaks?!?"
      I can't believe that I can still be naive enough to be shocked by and/or aghast at this behavior, but maybe its because, despite how disgustingly often it occurs in our politicians - and even, as I've mentioned, in people who aren't politicians (which, I suppose, is simply due to the ease with which many people - particularly, those who are eager to push their views and or beliefs on others, are control or power freaks, and/or have religious or other beliefs about "morals" and/or science (along with little or no education on the latter) that are so weak and/or shaky that, in order to feel as though they are firm and confident, and to not fear or worry that they're wrong (or, i.e., thst they'll lose their faith), the "need" to either push their beliefs on others to the extent that they become convinced, too, or, at the very least, theyneed to push the results of or consequences of their beliefs on others, i.e. to, for example, change the laws so that everyone else has no choice but to have their lives run as if, or to have no choice but to HAVE TO live as if they and their beliefs are "Right."
      What a bunch of foul crap! This behavior comes from the same desperately self righteous, yet terrified, place as those a**holes desperate efforts to ruin libraries, literacy, in general and education - education, in general, but, especially, secular education. Look at history, and the, for centuries, successful attempts, by the Catholic church, to deny the right of education and literacy to anyone who hadn't been and wasn't, also, STILL being brainwashed by the church.
      These are the people who are constantly trying to bring back prayer to public schools. God forbid people get a well rounded, secular and intelligent education that will teach them how to use critical thinking! How ever will we control them!?!
      ALL OF THIS HYPOCRISY, DESPERATE NEED AND ATTEMPTS TO CONTROL US - ESPECIALLY WOMEN, BTW - COME FROM, BASICALLY, THE SAME PLACE. I guess, though, thst my naivety must come from the fact I must still be shocked by the fact that, as much as these sorts of hypocrisy occur, I still cannot believe how many of us are, in spite of how blatantly wrong it is, still completely and utterly careless of that fact, really, as long as they can get what they want.....🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️ SMH..

  • @thirtythree680
    @thirtythree680 Год назад +141

    It's about time someone with clout said that point blank to Elon Musk.

    • @morpher44
      @morpher44 Год назад

      Who do you suggest? Liz Truss?

    • @thirtythree680
      @thirtythree680 Год назад +31

      @@morpher44 - Na, the Ukrainian ambassador to Germany was good enough. Said what I've been thinking for a while now.

    • @abdulmasaiev9024
      @abdulmasaiev9024 Год назад

      Muskyboy's got the yesmanned shithead syndrome. "This plan is genius, for I thought it up myself, and I am a genius" and facts like "no it's not", "no you didn't" and "no you aren't" need not apply. I like how his Twitter poll, which will by its very nature overrepresent the sort of people who would follow Elon Musk on Twitter in its data, still had his genius plan get a "no", though.

    • @olga_pov
      @olga_pov Год назад +13

      After the Elon Musk's words, I personally vote for the territorial integrity of Mars😀

    • @xzaviayifu3581
      @xzaviayifu3581 Год назад +2

      @@morpher44 Liz Truss has no clout, nor any intellectual capacity. She does, however, have an inordinate affection for cheese.

  • @kristinjayne6720
    @kristinjayne6720 Год назад +1

    That ad cannot be real! LOL! Thanks for the belly laugh!

  • @UnpurrfectRobyn
    @UnpurrfectRobyn Год назад +6

    Once again, I applaud The Late Show writers.👏👏👏

  • @brianleslie1632
    @brianleslie1632 Год назад +13

    “…the defendant is mostly taint.” 🤣🤣

  • @yokojacobson8494
    @yokojacobson8494 Год назад +97

    Herschel Walker should be ashamed of himself but that's okay. HIS own son put him on BLAST it was amazing!. That young man told the truth about Herschel Walker.

    • @autumnspungoldielocks2691
      @autumnspungoldielocks2691 Год назад +10

      That young man is the
      Only man in his family

    • @HughLlewellyn
      @HughLlewellyn Год назад +10

      Good for his son. Of all people he knows how truly awful his father is. Kudos for not staying silent about it. People need to know what a horrible person Herschel Walker is. NOT that I think that will deter a single republican voter. They have no consciences. But yeah. The son is at least, a decent human being who has just had enough of his father's crap.

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde Год назад +10

      Give his son credit for calling it like it is…..HW a man who had 4 kids from 4 women, and did nothing to help them raise these kids ( maybe that was a blessing), who is fully against abortion ( unless it applies to him)!

  • @nicolebragg1171
    @nicolebragg1171 Год назад +8

    Love when the monologue is so good I have to watch it twice. What a trashfire of a newsweek & it's only Wednesday.

  • @serendipityshopnyc
    @serendipityshopnyc Год назад +1

    I like how the bikers in the Dixon commercial randomly mentioned inflation and higher gas prices, as if the Michigan governor has any control whatsoever over those!

  • @sevengates555
    @sevengates555 Год назад +272

    Walker is just even more precious to the GQP now. As long as he is hatful, spiteful and talks about hurting others he is their kinda guy.

    • @ldfreitas9437
      @ldfreitas9437 Год назад +8

      Even if his skin isn't the right color.

    • @dacksonflux
      @dacksonflux Год назад +7

      @@ldfreitas9437 it's 2022, they have a diversity quota

    • @willardsimpson5461
      @willardsimpson5461 Год назад +2

      He took lessons from wait wait hold on a second lizard Graham wow

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 Год назад +1

      @@dacksonflux No. He's perfect. Walker is every ugly stereotype they want to believe, in the flesh.

  • @willvella3043
    @willvella3043 Год назад +83

    "The Count of Mostly Crisco", Is still the hands down best nickname for the Orange Monkey.

    • @ImperfectXIII
      @ImperfectXIII Год назад +5

      I like "The Scamdalorian" myself.

    • @willvella3043
      @willvella3043 Год назад +2

      @@ImperfectXIII oh...I hadn't heard that one...yes!

    • @davidsmith7653
      @davidsmith7653 Год назад +2

      I think theres a redundant letter O in in the second word of that description.

    • @B__C__
      @B__C__ Год назад +1

      Oh that's a good one. Until now I've been using "Mara Lardo".

    • @amie6085
      @amie6085 Год назад +2

      "The Lingering Orange Fart" is also pretty good. I just wish he would stop lingering.

  • @PM2024-
    @PM2024- Год назад +158

    Lest we forget: Colbert’s pantomime skills are bar none ☝️ 👏

  • @mariannacross2538
    @mariannacross2538 Год назад +9

    "she closed three thousand restaurants and claims to be pro-business" bud it was a pandemic

  • @amyreynolds3619
    @amyreynolds3619 Год назад +1

    Best damn monologue ever @StephenColbert !

  • @stephanies3246
    @stephanies3246 Год назад +28

    I thought that commercial was a skit. I thought it was a joke.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Год назад +48

    "..and psychic failing to read his own mind..."
    Can't read what isn't there.
    🤷‍♂

  • @princesstiarra8071
    @princesstiarra8071 Год назад +1

    The get well card had me rolling you never fail to deliver a laugh and that my friend is best thing for healing from a terrible time in America.

  • @billycloudy9078
    @billycloudy9078 Год назад +35

    Dude I love how he’s not denying that she had an abortion he’s just denying that he paid for it!! I couldn’t even write this kind of material!!🤣🤣

    • @ammaleslie509
      @ammaleslie509 Год назад +2

      He just happened to send her $700 for no reason!

  • @darquequeen
    @darquequeen Год назад +22

    That commercial… 😂😂😂💀💀💀
    “I’m voting for the other chick 🐣” Damn… 😅🤣🥹

  • @themostlyamazingjojo
    @themostlyamazingjojo Год назад +49

    Biker Gandalf is the best persona ever invented. Well done.

  • @skyyfoxx14
    @skyyfoxx14 Год назад +2

    "Gram died alone."
    That grossly misinformed biker unintentionally made my week! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @LillikoiSeed
    @LillikoiSeed Год назад +1

    I almost fell off the couch on that taint joke🤣

  • @LiLMissWooWoo
    @LiLMissWooWoo Год назад +45

    “Gram died alone”
    And now, I too am deceased 😂😂😭☠️

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 Год назад +4

      I love the cognitive disdonance--if Covid were no big deal, and businesses should have remained open, what did Gram die of?

    • @erincoco612
      @erincoco612 Год назад +1

      Having been a nurse during the height of covid they didn't die alone we were there.

  • @salmaal-shaoily5809
    @salmaal-shaoily5809 Год назад +112

    I am here for the fact that his son is not holding back, and dragging him for every dang thing and all these lies that he's told.

  • @thefisherking78
    @thefisherking78 Год назад +2

    1:40 I'm reminded of the old classic, "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them" 😜

  • @Stina85
    @Stina85 Год назад +2

    Stephen is so silly. I love him so much. 😂😂😂😂❤

    • @rw3423
      @rw3423 Год назад

      Not alone 🙊

  • @JanetFrancis
    @JanetFrancis Год назад +16

    .....and he sent her a get well card🤬???!!!Walker is a piece of work🤬🤬

  • @dave9242
    @dave9242 Год назад +60

    I'm waiting for my check from Hershel since he claims he gives away money to strangers.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +6

      We should all sign a petition for him to give us all a check for $1,000!

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn Год назад +2

      @@couragekarnga8735 i could use a new pc

    • @gggongaga2949
      @gggongaga2949 Год назад +1

      I'm down with that!! Love to see his mailbox loaded with requests for checks!
      💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸

    • @chant2day
      @chant2day Год назад +1

      Me too ✋️

  • @11cabadger
    @11cabadger Год назад +1

    😍 Stephen was totally committed to that motorcycle ride 🏆
    I realize that wasn't his funniest bit but the other commenters covered those very well.

  • @mabuse786
    @mabuse786 Год назад +1

    You are just amazing Stephen. Laughed my a... off 🙂👍👍👍

  • @patsylvest
    @patsylvest Год назад +11

    ". . . is potato."
    Always love it!

  • @kc8767
    @kc8767 Год назад +11

    8:10. The Taintiff. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @prisonmike4971
    @prisonmike4971 Год назад +3

    Elon Musk's descent into madness is ever-quickening

    • @nmarbletoe8210
      @nmarbletoe8210 Год назад

      He's a bit of an enigma. When he gave internet / starlink to Ukraine to resist the invasion, was that mad or glad?

    • @victoriabaker4400
      @victoriabaker4400 Год назад

      @@nmarbletoe8210 Anyone with that much money is capable of doing great harm even if they occasionally do something good. His intention with Twitter is to put trump back on it. That is antisocial and harmful.

  • @BruceIsWild
    @BruceIsWild Год назад +1

    Please keep the Gram bit going!! It's gold!!!!!!!

  • @fdrstan
    @fdrstan Год назад +192

    Dude, Louis Cato is absolutely CRUSHING IT as the new bandleader. The chemistry between him and Stephen is already so awesome, I am loving this show more all the time!!!

    • @waryaawariiri1812
      @waryaawariiri1812 Год назад +3

      The other dude always acted awkward when camera pointed on his direction.

    • @toonlyrics
      @toonlyrics Год назад +21

      He has huge shoes to fill, but he's doing it his way. Nobody can be Jon Batiste, but he's doing really well.

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 Год назад +10

      @@waryaawariiri1812 That's just how Jon is. It's a big part of his charm. Louis seems to be much more of an extrovert.

    • @longlivedemocracy756
      @longlivedemocracy756 Год назад +3

      Love Lewis, miss Jon!

    • @sharonmullins1957
      @sharonmullins1957 Год назад +4

      @@toonlyrics What happened to Jon. I must have missed an episode. Did he just move on, hope it was mutual.

  • @Cliohna
    @Cliohna Год назад +139

    I'm starting to believe we have the best Ukrainian ambassador of them all. Besides he is the right amount of pain in the ass we need. From this German: Andrij Melnyk, I'm happy to have you. 🇩🇪✌️

    • @morpher44
      @morpher44 Год назад +25

      respect to the Ukrainian ambassador.

    • @Mondfischli
      @Mondfischli Год назад +17

      ... he's a pain in the A$$
      But then again that's part of his job in this dire situation and he's doing it well.

    • @toonlyrics
      @toonlyrics Год назад +10

      Mixed feelings about Melnyk after he praised that fascist Bandero. I thought he was removed as Ambassador to Germany after that. But some of his remarks are spot on, including this one.

    • @Taliesin2
      @Taliesin2 Год назад

      @@toonlyrics I thought he was minister of foreign affairs now...or something like that.

    • @bokisuba9702
      @bokisuba9702 Год назад +1

      Melnyk....yup, u r real German

  • @jabezbroadhead2627
    @jabezbroadhead2627 Год назад +2

    I applauded at home for Steven sending the card.

  • @lion037
    @lion037 Год назад +1

    I was waiting for the community theatre joke and was not disappointed. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mediarare2386
    @mediarare2386 Год назад +59

    When you see a political ad in a comedy show and honestly can't tell if it's real or not.

    • @luvlyval587
      @luvlyval587 Год назад +2

      I first thought it was a really bad SNL skit. I was disappointed in SNL for such bad acting, then I realized this was real.

  • @EndeavorsDnB
    @EndeavorsDnB Год назад +18

    That would be my “diplomatic” reply to our so-good friend musk as well.

  • @shesails25
    @shesails25 Год назад +2

    I love how Stephen always says, "Is potato," whenever he talks about Russia!

  • @danaolds3277
    @danaolds3277 Год назад +1

    One of you alls best,,and after the day I've had.......you made me laugh--thank you!

  • @ImperfectXIII
    @ImperfectXIII Год назад +16

    "Gram died alone"
    If I laugh any harder, I'M gonna die alone! XDDD

  • @humdrumdontsuccumb
    @humdrumdontsuccumb Год назад +7

    The posts by Walker's son are even more damning than the check and the "I'm-sorry-I-knocked-you-up" card.

  • @charisahoman2082
    @charisahoman2082 Год назад

    Thank you, Mr. Colbert. I can't even absorb news without comedy anymore. I appreciate your information, peppered wirh levity. It helps keep me sane. You are impotant! Please don't stop!

  • @JLF201
    @JLF201 Год назад

    That "Gram died alone" caught me off guard. Funny stuff!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Год назад +610

    With all that lying Herschel's doing... I guess we know who Donnie's preferred running mate will be.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +13

      Oh my gods, I'd laugh if that actually happens!

    • @Opinionsrnotfacts574
      @Opinionsrnotfacts574 Год назад +24

      Oh we know what Donald really thinks of Herschel Walker.

    • @rodolfoleyva5157
      @rodolfoleyva5157 Год назад +4

      😲

    • @Leadfoot_P71
      @Leadfoot_P71 Год назад +21

      @@Opinionsrnotfacts574 I can hear T*** freudian slip call him Hershey bar

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 Год назад +13

      He and trump would lie about lying about their lies...

  • @daniellebelisle4747
    @daniellebelisle4747 Год назад +201

    "Gramm died alone." As someone with a beloved grandma who died in the first year of the pandemic, I have to say, this is effing hilarious. Also: while she was of a different era and wasn't really political, if she saw that ad she would've said: "Dumb!" LOL icon

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад

      Well, God rest your grandma!

    • @Genny-Zee
      @Genny-Zee Год назад +19

      I’m sorry to hear that you lost your grandmother.

    • @daniellebelisle4747
      @daniellebelisle4747 Год назад +24

      @@Genny-Zee thank you! I'm happy to say she lived a good, long life, and seemed to have made peace with things. We miss her though!

    • @Lodinn
      @Lodinn Год назад +6

      Up until that point the ad was just fremdscham, but less than I expected it to be. But this deadpan delivery came out of nowhere and saved the entire skit.

    • @HughLlewellyn
      @HughLlewellyn Год назад +15

      Sorry about your grandma. 😢
      I lost my sweet step mother to covid in the first year too. Because of idiots like the fake bikers in the ad who didn't feel a need to protect the vulnerable people around them by wearing masks or staying home when they got sick. I'm full of rage about that but yeah, I agree. This was one of the most ridiculous, embarassing, hilarious political ads I've ever seen. My step mom would have laughed at it.

  • @msjadeli
    @msjadeli Год назад +1

    YOU ARE BRILLIANT. Thank you for covering the MI Gov Race. Will be sharing this video.

  • @RustOnWheels
    @RustOnWheels Год назад +4

    This was a roller coaster of Stephen highs and Republican lows and I enjoyed every second of it! 👏👏👏

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Год назад +411

    I have absolutely no idea how I would’ve gotten through the last few years of complete and absolute insanity with Stephen. Thanks to Stephen and everyone at The Late Show for always making me laugh and smile and help deal with this crazy world.

    • @lizfoster5807
      @lizfoster5807 Год назад

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    • @happydeedee1765
      @happydeedee1765 Год назад +9

      Totally agree. He's a national treasure. Peace friend.😊🙋‍♀️

    • @matt43032
      @matt43032 Год назад +6

      He’s gotten me through the Bush years, TFG, and all the malarkey in between. Indeed a national treasure, not sure if I could hav keep my sanity without the laughter

    • @jansmitowiczauthor78
      @jansmitowiczauthor78 Год назад +12

      @@bradthompson5383
      Keep crying

    • @quantidel
      @quantidel Год назад

      Ditto

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Год назад +106

    Not the first time Elon has been told where to go!

    • @hellostina
      @hellostina Год назад +23

      Won’t be the last. 🤣

    • @rhondapotter6989
      @rhondapotter6989 Год назад +24

      He's such an attention hog.

    • @cadebritt8001
      @cadebritt8001 Год назад +10

      Elon is right there on stage with Trump.

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn Год назад +13

      or where to stick it

    • @woodydowler1594
      @woodydowler1594 Год назад

      Don't know musk but if he's a trumpie he suck big time needs to stay with what he thinks he knows and stay out of any political fields !

  • @TechwithTima
    @TechwithTima Год назад +1

    Stephen's mime skills are on-point!

  • @prozier4378
    @prozier4378 Год назад +2

    As a Georgia resident, I hope citizens wake up and go vote for Warnock!

  • @kris2455
    @kris2455 Год назад +23

    Imagine Russia annexed Alaska and those were the terms Elon Musc suggested.

  • @gweebara
    @gweebara Год назад +141

    Only Stephen Colbert can charge the news with so much greatness

    • @timothylopez8572
      @timothylopez8572 Год назад +4

      YOU CAN'T COMPARE TRUMP TO HITLER.....Hitler was literate 🤣😂

    • @Shibbylovess
      @Shibbylovess Год назад

      @@danielmaher7108 you know most of his jokes are from a team of writers, right? Or does that go over your head too?

    • @Crush963
      @Crush963 Год назад +2

      So much genius in the delivery of these crazy news 😂

  • @russellcampbell9198
    @russellcampbell9198 Год назад

    That campaign video had me crying with laughter.

  • @Dan0__
    @Dan0__ Год назад +1

    Stephen's mime stuff is always a treat!

  • @oracotton7924
    @oracotton7924 Год назад +252

    thank you Mr Colbert for another outstanding monolog. 👏

    • @papwithanhatchet902
      @papwithanhatchet902 Год назад +2

      Just one log?

    • @Spiker985Studios
      @Spiker985Studios Год назад +1

      @@papwithanhatchet902 Better a single log, than a monologue

    • @morpher44
      @morpher44 Год назад +1

      @@Spiker985Studios I'm hearing a stereolog. Although, only my left ear is laughing. My right ear is frowning and a bit pissed off.

    • @joeb4142
      @joeb4142 Год назад +2

      And his Grammy Award winning writers.

  • @billythekidder7182
    @billythekidder7182 Год назад +34

    This mono killed me from laughter. I’m single, so I died alone.

  • @velikovskysghost
    @velikovskysghost Год назад +3

    Stephen always makes me laugh and right now I need it!

  • @jayf8627
    @jayf8627 Год назад +2

    Best monologue in a while! Keep it up!!

  • @baddiss74
    @baddiss74 Год назад +37

    This episode's "is potato" was well done Stephen 👏🏾

  • @definitelynotskynet
    @definitelynotskynet Год назад +5

    Finna re-download Twitter just so I can give digital hearts to that very diplomat reply.

  • @angieoh2
    @angieoh2 Год назад +1

    Oscar worthy miming of getting off a bike! LOL! Love you, Stephen.

    • @angieoh2
      @angieoh2 Год назад

      @SCOTT MILLER super mature response, sir.

    • @angieoh2
      @angieoh2 Год назад

      @SCOTT MILLER sure, Jan.

  • @MaryAnnNytowl
    @MaryAnnNytowl Год назад +1

    Thank you so much, Stephen, for being you!