How Donald Trump Spent His MLK Weekend

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  • Опубликовано: 16 янв 2017
  • If the President-Elect will attack a civil rights leader on the holiday weekend honoring Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., it makes us wonder how he'll celebrate other holidays.
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  • @earthlink1412
    @earthlink1412 7 лет назад +672

    Dear CBS and Stephen, can you please stop talking about Donald for one fucking episode, make it a never trump episode day, there gotta be something going on around the world other than trump

    • @eulic3399
      @eulic3399 7 лет назад +344

      he is a comedian and trump is the biggest joke that has ever happened to America, why shouldn't he talk about him the all time

    • @CamelDance
      @CamelDance 7 лет назад +6

      That's a full dogwhistle orchestra, lessy! Impressive!

    • @scofield1154
      @scofield1154 7 лет назад +3

      eu ra the problem is it isnt a joke anymore more videos i watch more i see direct opposition to Trump directly supporting Hillary and others
      news comedy or not should not be biased

    • @chrispereira420
      @chrispereira420 7 лет назад +90

      Ha Alex I come here JUST for the Trump bashing. Never stop Stephen!!!

    • @pieriszartilas244
      @pieriszartilas244 7 лет назад +1

      Ha Alex and live in paradise. ... impossible

  • @nuancedgamer3609
    @nuancedgamer3609 7 лет назад +585

    I keep hoping Trump will rip off his mask and underneath is Bernie Sanders.

    • @bearheart2009
      @bearheart2009 7 лет назад +16

      I'd never trust Bernie again if he did that though.

    • @helenanilsson5666
      @helenanilsson5666 7 лет назад +8

      Or a robot running on a spambot program.

    • @danielkabelik7515
      @danielkabelik7515 7 лет назад

      Well I feel like to chances of that happening isn't high. Since if he was Bernie Sanders then he would rather stay Trump, because he is better.

    • @ahahuehafook4207
      @ahahuehafook4207 7 лет назад +1

      why do you want a socialist as your president

    • @jacklovejoy5290
      @jacklovejoy5290 7 лет назад +6

      ropert wonger65 You mean like FDR?

  • @samanthawhyte8542
    @samanthawhyte8542 7 лет назад +204

    Stephen is honestly my most favorite person right now!😂❤️👏

    • @audax956
      @audax956 7 лет назад +16

      I'm glad some people can enjoy the comedy without hating! :)

    • @tobythompson199x
      @tobythompson199x 7 лет назад +1

      wackydelly84 I'm not sure where you're getting the idea that Stephen influenced public perception in support of trump, he has done nothing but bash trump for his entire campaign. And to think he would want someone so terrible in so many ways to win the presidency just to be able to tell jokes about them isn't something I see being very plausible.

    • @stevieathome4942
      @stevieathome4942 7 лет назад

      Yeh, I can see your point because he is better than Seth Meyer - Seth will likely lose his show because almost all of his "humor" is based on his love for someone who formed a foundation funded by Russia and hatred of a person who spent Martin Luther King Day with Dr. Martin Luther King's son exploring how to improve race relations and reduce poverty. That just won't fly on NBC.

    • @jpdemer55
      @jpdemer55 7 лет назад +4

      Jack Gack is your basic, stereotypical fan of Il Douche.

    • @canislupusfool
      @canislupusfool 7 лет назад

      Здравствуйте Vlad! How is Moscow this time of year. I'm guessing it must be pretty cold?

  • @leyona.7774
    @leyona.7774 7 лет назад +124

    "Where's the rebirth certificate" Genius!!

  • @mO3fnMon3y
    @mO3fnMon3y 7 лет назад +1169

    I just hope Trump doesn't cause a nuclear war. I like to Live

    • @bibibernardi1570
      @bibibernardi1570 7 лет назад +18

      I have a son. So I'm not indifferent. But those indifferent people will be our killers.

    • @dikoehler4255
      @dikoehler4255 7 лет назад +6

      moe bend over and kids your was good bye, we're all doomed!

    • @danielkabelik7515
      @danielkabelik7515 7 лет назад +2

      I mean look a liberalist would be worst. Japan after getting nuked rebuilt, but places with liberalism went to an even worse point than Hiroshima did.

    • @rettwoods
      @rettwoods 7 лет назад +9

      Atomic Grizzly
      That was when Atomic bombs were the equivalent of telegrams. Now a single Hydrogen bomb can destroy half the country. Especially taking into account the fallout, it would have long lasting environmental impacts.

    • @danielkabelik7515
      @danielkabelik7515 7 лет назад +3

      Well if the atomic bomb blows up half the country, it still has the other side. Although when there is a liberalist, the WHOLE country is screwed.

  • @ChaosphereIX
    @ChaosphereIX 7 лет назад +201

    It is good the circus is shutting down, what they do to animals is horrific. Good riddance.

    • @jarynn8156
      @jarynn8156 7 лет назад +4

      Too bad the one worker to make the claims and bring up the charges had to be bribed to be a plaintiff and had his case dismissed as groundless.

    • @ChaosphereIX
      @ChaosphereIX 7 лет назад +14

      doesnt matter, if they have animals, by the nature of the business they are literally tortured and broken to perform. Barbaric. Circuses should be people doing amazing things, but leave the animals out of it.

    • @jarynn8156
      @jarynn8156 7 лет назад +5

      So should dogs be banned too, since they are also trained?

    • @ChaosphereIX
      @ChaosphereIX 7 лет назад +12

      ANY animal performing in circuses should be a banned practice. Period. Watch some footage of the training behind the scenes - it is barbaric.

    • @millymillymilly
      @millymillymilly 7 лет назад +20

      Thank you!!!!!! I can't believe that this is the only comment on here I could find about that god awful circus! I also can't believe the audiences reaction of sadness to that?! They should be cheering! The end of these poor animals suffering is amazing news!!!! In a world heading into complete chaos and disaster, it's so wonderful to hear that there is still some good happening, some humanity left.

  • @soulscanner66
    @soulscanner66 7 лет назад +159

    This stuff writes itself.

  • @checkurbrainfly
    @checkurbrainfly 7 лет назад +42

    Ok Colbert now you're growing some balls, I'll keep watching your monologues

    • @faypetrou
      @faypetrou 6 лет назад +3

      checkurbrainfly: Colbert has always had the balls. Did you see his previous program The Colbert Report and particularly the show when Trump was carrying on about Obamas Birth Certificate. Colbert's super Pac had over $1 million dollars and he offered it to Trumps choice of charity if Trump would suck Colberts ball. It was in response to Trump telling Obama that he will give him $5 million dollars to his charity if he produces proof that he was born in the USA. He later offered $50 million. RUclips The Colberts Report. It caused some controversy at the time. So does he have balls you bet he does.

  • @richahumagain9231
    @richahumagain9231 7 лет назад +464

    "Remember mike pence?" Of course we remember him. He will soon go from VP to president in a few months!

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp 7 лет назад +13

      I'm going to say days.

    • @Russ96
      @Russ96 7 лет назад +7

      borot man more like 23 minutes.
      *look left and right*
      *dramatic music plays*

    • @bibibernardi1570
      @bibibernardi1570 7 лет назад +1

      I wish that was true.

    • @CameronSlaysTBE
      @CameronSlaysTBE 7 лет назад +18

      Bibi Bernardi I've heard he's just as bad. He thinks gays can be "cured" of their sexuality. What an idiot

    • @MrGanjaBandits
      @MrGanjaBandits 7 лет назад +18

      Bibi Bernardi pence is 100 times crazier .believes in electrocution therapy for gays

  • @ziadlabib3575
    @ziadlabib3575 7 лет назад +61

    the Jesus part cracked me up :D

  • @tahmidahmed2208
    @tahmidahmed2208 7 лет назад +24

    Man I love his opening monologues!

  • @damnatiomemoriae1894
    @damnatiomemoriae1894 7 лет назад +82

    I love that he's being publicly ostracized. This is how it needs to be in order for us to get through this imo.

  • @ethanrummel7638
    @ethanrummel7638 7 лет назад +30

    For Trump's inauguration we should find a way to reunite State Radio, they could play "Fall of the American Empire."

    • @stanwalkerlover23
      @stanwalkerlover23 7 лет назад

      Ethan Rummel 1984 dude

    • @nathanritscherle6667
      @nathanritscherle6667 7 лет назад

      Just have Green Day play their AMA version of "Bang Bang". Or American Idiot or American Eulogy. Any one of those would work.

    • @danielkabelik7515
      @danielkabelik7515 7 лет назад

      I don't know if you've been living under a rock, but it's more like the rebirth. I mean hey, why not love Obama who armed the ISIS am I right? xD

    • @thumperpaul155
      @thumperpaul155 7 лет назад

      No you are not, thanx for asking.

    • @queenofthorns6746
      @queenofthorns6746 7 лет назад +1

      Alec Baldwin offered to sing "Highway to Hell" at Trump's inauguration.

  • @SNFDNSD
    @SNFDNSD 7 лет назад +186

    8 years of liberal tears :D love it

    • @Cocpain
      @Cocpain 7 лет назад +66

      You will be lucky to get 4, the race is over and now everybody wants to see behind the curtain, he has a lot to hide and even his own people want to see him fail. He stepped on many powerful toes and those people won't be soon to forget and are waiting at any moment to toss him under the bus. I dislike the regressive left as much as the next guy, but this guy is poison and may have given away too much to get his way.

    • @touchmeharder1737
      @touchmeharder1737 7 лет назад +1

      Dirt Merchant honest to god you'd prefer Hillary to trump? not like Hillary is a confirmed liar. the people voted trump because what he said supported middle class america. if trump doesn't liar (which we can't do anything about) he will have 8 years. it was a known liar (Hillary) or it was an Ass hole (Trump) and what the asshole said got the support of the american people.

    • @GoldenMaverick3
      @GoldenMaverick3 7 лет назад +19

      +Michael York can't use that argument. The people chose Hillary, the system chose Trump. You could say that Trump gamed the system, but a net of 3 million more people still wanted Hillary as president, not Trump

    • @keyemku6399
      @keyemku6399 7 лет назад +7

      Brendan Alimony 8 years? I would hope that there would be someone less of an implosive idiot 4 years later. And no I didn't support Hillary.

    • @touchmeharder1737
      @touchmeharder1737 7 лет назад +1

      Kmav do you know why the Electoral college exists? tell me

  • @Babykodofficial
    @Babykodofficial 7 лет назад +3

    The Easter 🐣 joke was funny 😂😂😝😝

  • @tytheguy13andahalf
    @tytheguy13andahalf 7 лет назад +18

    George Carlin would be loving this

  • @CmdrSloanne
    @CmdrSloanne 7 лет назад +64

    They should play at the Inauguration the Imperial March from Star Wars, it fits appropriately with this new Agent Orange Trump Regime. hahahaha

    • @getrealtv3625
      @getrealtv3625 7 лет назад +6

      CmdrSloanne omg yes, if we could get anonymous to hack the speakers and have that played

    • @ineffablebeing4276
      @ineffablebeing4276 7 лет назад +2

      CmdrSloanne now that would just make him look bad ass.

    • @Nova-uq9nw
      @Nova-uq9nw 7 лет назад +1

      Mordecai Goldblatt And we don't want that.

    • @SHOCKLT
      @SHOCKLT 7 лет назад

      no, gays 4 Donald trump by filthy frank

    • @amyrogers7628
      @amyrogers7628 7 лет назад +1

      CmdrSloanne Haha this isn't funny.

  • @sdgdhpmbp
    @sdgdhpmbp 7 лет назад +38

    Weird how people are still stuck on "left" or "right" as if that means anything anymore.

    • @72marshflower15
      @72marshflower15 7 лет назад

      borot man to harm another for ones individual gain and likeness is naturally individualistic and thus conservative where as to care for others more than ones individual self and likeness is naturally collective and thus Liberal...
      Are you for only yourself (me first, screw you), or are you for others as well (we first-thank you)?

    • @samnorris3649
      @samnorris3649 7 лет назад

      Shutup commie, you don't have to subscribe to liberal/leftist fuckwad politics as a requirement to care about other people.

    • @KipKemeiSambu
      @KipKemeiSambu 7 лет назад

      Sam Norris he didn't say so.

    • @DippKlippGuy
      @DippKlippGuy 7 лет назад

      Just subscribe to our good friend classical liberalism, aka the policies of the Democratic-Republicans who actually did deal with a hotheaded president in opposition to them who did establish laws that allowed for "truth" to be used to imprison, who established laws to cull a source of voters of the Democratic-Republicans by hindering immigrants in America, and losing the next election with much of their laws being allowed to die out with no vote on whether to keep/maintain because they were that bad.

    • @penguin5096
      @penguin5096 7 лет назад

      borot man Exactly.

  • @funniburnz4942
    @funniburnz4942 7 лет назад +24

    The show was phenomenal tonight !!!

  • @hanselmenezes1406
    @hanselmenezes1406 3 года назад +11

    Watching Rep.John Lewis today, just after his passing, makes this even more eerily-powerful and sad; cause he was right. Drumpf has never been a legitimate POTUS.

  • @rogueuchiha4083
    @rogueuchiha4083 7 лет назад +5

    I'd say Stephen talks about trump too much, but he just gives him so much content that u can't resist to use..

  • @Gada101
    @Gada101 7 лет назад +17

    LOL Scoopz. What a blast from the past

  • @tigress63
    @tigress63 7 лет назад +22

    OMG Stephen Colbert is the greatest!!! Impeccable delivery.

  • @leomolkner3671
    @leomolkner3671 7 лет назад +219

    What I if told you
    That you read the first line wrong

    • @mkhuiogrgingid8021
      @mkhuiogrgingid8021 7 лет назад +5

      Gabriel Molkner I fall for this comment every time I see it😂😂

    • @leomolkner3671
      @leomolkner3671 7 лет назад +1

      mkhui ogrgingid lol

    • @ben1864
      @ben1864 7 лет назад

      is it bad that i read it correctly

    • @rajchauhan2377
      @rajchauhan2377 7 лет назад +2

      You got me!

    • @BTFLBEST
      @BTFLBEST 7 лет назад

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  • @AMinnie
    @AMinnie 7 лет назад +6

    That Easter joke was golden. I honestly can't breathe lol

  • @queryq1330
    @queryq1330 7 лет назад +11

    I was dying with laughter at that Jesus tweet XD

  • @latoyaforever
    @latoyaforever 7 лет назад +151

    Trump stays getting roasted. WENDY's should get at him

  • @Lucius1958
    @Lucius1958 7 лет назад +5

    The ideal entertainment for this inauguration would be a performance of Stravinsky's _Petrouchka_.
    What could be more fitting than a ballet about a Russian puppet?

  • @betweenthepanels9145
    @betweenthepanels9145 7 лет назад +6

    Colbert is savage lately. love it.

  • @CouchKiwi
    @CouchKiwi 7 лет назад +13

    "Strong words.. Strong.. Accurate words"

  • @cookycooky1627
    @cookycooky1627 5 лет назад +2

    Hay i loved how u gave that shout out to MLK( that one was for u) while looking up to MLK with such respect on it . It was like u gave trump a gut shot for MLK .man u just made me really respect u and your show . u can be my president any time ill vote for u.

  • @kingfatiusiii4744
    @kingfatiusiii4744 7 лет назад +8

    Damn... Roast after roast after roast...

  • @showtimelakers1795
    @showtimelakers1795 7 лет назад +9

    Damn! These one-liners are legendary!!

  • @clairealderwood1928
    @clairealderwood1928 7 лет назад +10

    Bearing witness to Trump's behavior is EXHAUSTING. I can only hope we collectively get fed up and get him out of office.

  • @belainegibsson.2082
    @belainegibsson.2082 7 лет назад +158

    Can we clone Stephen so the clone can become president and the real Stephen can keep doing this?

    • @jocomfiresin6982
      @jocomfiresin6982 5 лет назад +3

      Ah that's cruel why would we make the make criticize himself.

    • @lordkameguru7851
      @lordkameguru7851 4 года назад +1

      Or somebody better, like John Oliver.

    • @yammmit
      @yammmit 4 года назад

      LordKame Guru not eligible for the presidency

    • @duckhawkninja3614
      @duckhawkninja3614 4 года назад +1

      @@yammmit John Oliver himself may not be eligible, but if he was cloned on US soil then his clone might be eligible.

  • @lawrencemuindi1119
    @lawrencemuindi1119 7 лет назад +8

    Keep it up Mr. Colbert

  • @vaanir2325
    @vaanir2325 7 лет назад +3

    I just love how instead of stepping down the insults now that Trump is gonna be president, Stephen's just taking it to a new level!! This is why I love him! XD

  • @TalhaTETBIRT
    @TalhaTETBIRT 7 лет назад +22

    I'm not American but these Trump parts in these late shows that Stephen, Nouah Trevor and Seth Mayer do had become my every day must watch rituals. Man we the rest of the world are really going to enjoy this Trump presidency.. Of course as long as the American forces and intelligence stay away.

    • @indiciaobscure
      @indiciaobscure 7 лет назад +10

      Unless this business is shut down, this will effect the entire world, and not in a good way. Nobody is safe. I as an American must admit I'm entertained, but it's highly unnerving to see a powerful nation take a fascist turn.

    • @samiamtheman7379
      @samiamtheman7379 7 лет назад +7

      Pretty sure the fascists are the people who assaulted his supporters, harassed his events, and want to assassinate him and overturn a democratic election just because they lost.

    • @alexaconrad4244
      @alexaconrad4244 7 лет назад +1

      samiamtheman 73 we didn't lose? Hilary won the popular vote and you honestly don't believe Russia has anything to do with trump winning? GTFO. Trump is a whiny little fascist bitch who will never follow through on his promises, thank god for that!

    • @samiamtheman7379
      @samiamtheman7379 7 лет назад

      Alexa Vittitoe Trump won because he won the Electoral vote and the Electoral College voted for him. Russia had nothing to do with it. If you knew anything about the US, you'd know how the President is elected. I also suggest you look up fascism before calling him a fascist.

    • @jazzx251
      @jazzx251 7 лет назад

      I will enjoy these too ... until the bombs rain down.
      This is NOT COMEDY - it's a fucking horror show, and we're all the victims.
      This is terrifying.

  • @chop54321
    @chop54321 7 лет назад +15

    Remember when the media was unbiased??

    • @chop54321
      @chop54321 7 лет назад

      art so you think this is unbiased??

    • @EchoL0C0
      @EchoL0C0 7 лет назад +6

      A54321
      No.
      Bias has always existed.
      To think otherwise naive.

    • @BeeGeenie
      @BeeGeenie 7 лет назад +12

      Remember when you were smart enough to figure out that this is a late night comedy show, not a news broadcast?

    • @universalmiki7813
      @universalmiki7813 7 лет назад

      A54321 nope

  • @hairoftehdog
    @hairoftehdog 7 лет назад +83

    No one spreads hate quite like a liberal comedian pretending to be a news anchor :)

    • @liamknew2645
      @liamknew2645 7 лет назад

      bro thats dumm as Leave off stupidface , your music is awful

    • @liamknew2645
      @liamknew2645 7 лет назад

      bro thats dumm as ur dumbbutt music is so awful

    • @liamknew2645
      @liamknew2645 7 лет назад

      bro thats dumm as Rise off fatty , your music is stinky

    • @liamknew2645
      @liamknew2645 7 лет назад

      bro thats dumm as Poop off dude , your music is silly

    • @liamknew2645
      @liamknew2645 7 лет назад

      bro thats dumm as ur dumbbutt music is so awful

  • @thatmahtabgirl
    @thatmahtabgirl 7 лет назад +5

    ITS BEEN SO LONG I'VE MISSED YOU STEPHEN

  • @tarinai344
    @tarinai344 7 лет назад +4

    In these bleak times, you can still count on Stephen for great jokes! This ep's good!

  • @Whokilledbob
    @Whokilledbob 7 лет назад +25

    that guy in the band laughs like jared letos joker

    • @SP-fj2ow
      @SP-fj2ow 5 лет назад

      Emma Berg It is Jared Letos Joker.

  • @productionsceo88
    @productionsceo88 7 лет назад +3

    that tweet on Jesus is hilarious!!!! God help us

  • @syedahmedjilanee6041
    @syedahmedjilanee6041 7 лет назад +4

    that first press conference was funny as hell especially with that CNN reporter 😂😂

  • @ian12346
    @ian12346 7 лет назад +29

    Nope. Didn't have the day off. Worked a double, actually. Time and a half though! Thanks MLK day!! 😁

    • @chrispereira420
      @chrispereira420 7 лет назад

      Ian Luman You guys only get time and a half on holidays? Double time and a half here in Canada 😎😎😎

    • @ian12346
      @ian12346 7 лет назад

      Chris Pereira Fair enough bubby. At twenty two dollars an hour normally, being a tapas chef at a bar in a hotel on the beach in the central coast of California, I think I'll still sleep well tonight.
      I heard I'm supposed to love your healthcare plan though... How's that workin for you?

    • @chrispereira420
      @chrispereira420 7 лет назад +4

      Ian Luman What plan? It's free... no plan. How are them earthquakes, landslides, forest fires, bitches full of botox and Trump working out for you? Lol

    • @ian12346
      @ian12346 7 лет назад

      Chris Pereira Trump isn't my concern. I'm a white land owning male with guns. No worries over here.
      As far as all your little natural disasters, haven't had an issue with ONE. Again, I take care in where I live. We love your oil though.... mmmmm...

    • @alisaali123aa
      @alisaali123aa 7 лет назад

      Yeah Walmart employees don't have mlk days off

  • @tlahuican
    @tlahuican 5 лет назад +5

    Lashing out lately?...it's 2019 and he is still lashing out!

  • @MrPeterneu
    @MrPeterneu 6 лет назад +4

    The art of political satire at its ULTIMATE. Stephen (and his brilliant! writers) are in the noble tradition of Voltaire, Jonathan Swift, George Orwell and Mark Twain. He does an extraordinary service to the nation with his perceptive commentary. Keep on, Stephen!

  • @archersterling5919
    @archersterling5919 7 лет назад +31

    The Whitehouse is going to need a serious cleaning after 4 years of Trumps Pee Pee Parties.

    • @kickenwing_gaming
      @kickenwing_gaming 5 лет назад

      @ that's not how it works. You're just racist.

    • @Jen-rw7yh
      @Jen-rw7yh 5 лет назад

      @ pee pee or barbecue? I would clean the barbecue! I cant believe you still support this guy who put Russia first!

  • @DonutsReview
    @DonutsReview 7 лет назад +91

    [MLK morning]
    Trump wakes up: Hmm
    Wife: It's M-LK day?
    Trump: I'll repeal it!

    • @anotherjunkie2
      @anotherjunkie2 7 лет назад +6

      Delacroix it was a joke meant to prove a point about how stupid trump is

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 7 лет назад +6

      You did it wrong:
      Trump wakes up: Do you really love me or are you a golddigger?
      Melania: Da
      Trump:....

    • @garpikemike1
      @garpikemike1 7 лет назад +1

      LelouchL3 good! about time!

    • @kartikeyakrishna3611
      @kartikeyakrishna3611 6 лет назад

      he's not gonna write a official document he'll just tweet on Twitter frankly he post more on Twitter than actually doing something good for the US

    • @osorious
      @osorious 6 лет назад +2

      What you say is ridiculous:
      He wakes up and...
      there is no wife next to him...

  • @gixellia8455
    @gixellia8455 6 лет назад +1

    Thank you, Steve, for dressing up on this special day :o)

  • @Nomar.Norono
    @Nomar.Norono 7 лет назад +1

    Instead of watching news, I watch Colbert's monologues.

  • @jacobryan4341
    @jacobryan4341 7 лет назад +91

    This just shows why we won lol. Keep whining and crying.

    • @xxymoder
      @xxymoder 7 лет назад +34

      Just keep watching and commenting - because nothing says classy like winning and then whining about the losers!

    • @KipKemeiSambu
      @KipKemeiSambu 7 лет назад +5

      xxymoder your all over this comment section and your quips are💯. keep em coming

    • @rachel.7598
      @rachel.7598 7 лет назад +4

      +xxymoder You are freaking genius man....

    • @realhippiesarecowboys
      @realhippiesarecowboys 7 лет назад

      Jacob Ryan you republicans are so cocky.

    • @xdindica2979
      @xdindica2979 7 лет назад +1

      ZugZug is republicans you guys said a year straight that trump wouldn't win and we can't say trump won and were happy about it?

  • @sepehrjamali
    @sepehrjamali 7 лет назад +70

    are you gonna just talk about trump in your monologue for next 4y? no wonder your show is going down

    • @miratodc
      @miratodc 7 лет назад +5

      right? Im so sick of hearing trump, trump, trump!!!! This shit got him elected. Yet eveyrone keeps at it.

    • @indiciaobscure
      @indiciaobscure 7 лет назад +31

      The thing about Trump is that he basically writes the material for Colbert. No other president has been such a comedy goldmine, and Colbert would be a fool not make use of this sweet, sweet opportunity.

    • @DippKlippGuy
      @DippKlippGuy 7 лет назад +4

      Right? What are people expecting when you're new president's claim to fame is Reality TV? For people to not make jokes? Just sponge up the insults as they're nothing. But nope they show just how thin skinned they are. Donald Trump, a thin skinned president for a thin skinned people.

    • @millmill4993
      @millmill4993 7 лет назад +3

      sepehr jamali
      you stupid fucking Trump supporters always make up bullshit this show is not "going down" it's bigger than ever, and OF COURSE EVERYONE IS GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW WE ELECTED A CLOWN AS THE PRES.

    • @JoseGarcia..
      @JoseGarcia.. 7 лет назад +2

      This is what is going to get me through the next 4 years, if it even is going to be 4. Hopefully not.

  • @cedwards2768
    @cedwards2768 7 лет назад +2

    damn...that was a classic monologue. I love Colbert!!!!

  • @hawabarry
    @hawabarry 7 лет назад +1

    that was one of the most amazing things I have ever watched

  • @SuperAwesome10101
    @SuperAwesome10101 7 лет назад +26

    Glad to see you guys get your political information from a comedian. Hope you guys realize that you're the people responsible for his election, lmfao

    • @SuperAwesome10101
      @SuperAwesome10101 7 лет назад +10

      You people fucking actually believe that the golden showers thing was real. Fucking idiots.

    • @Pinko_Band
      @Pinko_Band 7 лет назад +4

      And I'm sure you totally didn't think 'pizzagate' was real either....

    • @MJ-ev5vr
      @MJ-ev5vr 7 лет назад +1

      SuperAwesome10101 dude, I personally saw hookers pee on trump. don't spread it around though, I don't like to start rumors

    • @facebones5885
      @facebones5885 7 лет назад +4

      SuperAwesome10101 glad to see you helped elect a businessman that has no political experience into a president

    • @petricedobson7836
      @petricedobson7836 7 лет назад +1

      SuperAwesome10101 he's funny and tells the truth!

  • @DagobertX2
    @DagobertX2 7 лет назад +8

    Trump should get Vitas for inauguration, I am sure Putin can help with that :D

  • @wstormf
    @wstormf 7 лет назад +1

    Wow, brilliant writing. Best intro yet Stephen. Loved it.

  • @elmerfudd3216
    @elmerfudd3216 7 лет назад +2

    I am now reading "Born A Crime" by Trevor Noah, not only has he had a remarkable life, he is also a gifted writer, and storyteller.

  • @mintbrisk5961
    @mintbrisk5961 7 лет назад +13

    Martin Luther king jr day is also my Birthday!! am I lucky or what?

    • @RK-ep8qy
      @RK-ep8qy 6 лет назад +2

      Khizr Imrin you got a lot to live up to

  • @mohsinkamal1446
    @mohsinkamal1446 7 лет назад +13

    He met with mlk son who defended trump that speaks a lot about his persinality

    • @richardl8810
      @richardl8810 7 лет назад +1

      personality*

    • @romulus_
      @romulus_ 7 лет назад +7

      yeah, he did it to save face. his personality is dog shit and so are your brains if you think he's a good guy.

    • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
      @camelsheit_on_the_walls446 7 лет назад +16

      peesonality

    • @j.criquette3334
      @j.criquette3334 7 лет назад +12

      Define "defended". More like he was being diplomatic.
      "He said he is going to represent Americans - he said that over and over again," Mr. King, the president of the Drum Major Institute, a progressive New York-based public policy organization, told reporters. "We will continue to evaluate that."
      www.nytimes.com/2017/01/16/us/politics/donald-trump-martin-luther-king-jr-son.html

    • @TuanNguyen-nx3nm
      @TuanNguyen-nx3nm 7 лет назад

      That's why Hillary called Black people "super predators", am I right?

  • @eleutheriak.6155
    @eleutheriak.6155 7 лет назад +2

    I was waiting for this

  • @julietobrado4668
    @julietobrado4668 5 лет назад +2

    that vivid imagination had me dying😂😂😂

  • @gabe4398
    @gabe4398 7 лет назад +4

    Keep the trump monologues going ! Do not stop. Love this

  • @alan43ish
    @alan43ish 7 лет назад +8

    Guys just report all the hate comments on trump, and his supporters

    • @nachoman4ever
      @nachoman4ever 7 лет назад +5

      WorK4It Well isn't that kind of hypocritical to expect people to listen to you while you try to get others silenced?

  • @leemurdock5222
    @leemurdock5222 7 лет назад +1

    You are so awesome it hurts...nailed it.

  • @norasteel5353
    @norasteel5353 7 лет назад

    Stephen Colbert...you are AWESOME!!

  • @wolframstahl1263
    @wolframstahl1263 7 лет назад +5

    Only three days until he becomes Oppresident.

  • @atombaxter1975
    @atombaxter1975 7 лет назад +5

    MLK baby!!!!

  • @BigDH28
    @BigDH28 7 лет назад +1

    Kills me every time Colbert mimics Trumps voice. Hahaha!

  • @cbyelverton
    @cbyelverton 7 лет назад +1

    very well done Colbert!

  • @aurgho_
    @aurgho_ 7 лет назад +3

    I am literally applauding right now.

  • @davedee599
    @davedee599 7 лет назад +6

    Donald Trump: "MLK? The educational system is so bad in this country we not only misspell "milk" but we honor the mistake by giving it a holiday. Thanks, Obama!"

  • @Herehear49
    @Herehear49 7 лет назад

    Somewhere the gods of humor smile down and say "Well done, Stephen!!!"

  • @graystarstudios1179
    @graystarstudios1179 7 лет назад +15

    Now your just being rude to your president

    • @ids5621
      @ids5621 7 лет назад +21

      FrostManFilms because everybody was so nice to Obama

    • @LebowskyDude
      @LebowskyDude 7 лет назад

      because Obama was black, you shouldn't be rude to blacks because you are definitely going to be called racist.

    • @thomaswenglinski
      @thomaswenglinski 7 лет назад +16

      yea, get back in line! bow down to authority! obey! obey! obey! what's authoritarianism again?

    • @entertain7us148
      @entertain7us148 7 лет назад

      Damn right son remember all dem civil rights leaders protesting because they were 2nd class citizens? Remember all dem suffragettes protesting cos they couldn't vote? S O R O O D.

    • @ifthousayestso
      @ifthousayestso 7 лет назад

      FrostManFilms
      After 8 (or at least 4) years' listening to the rude things that were being said to and about Mr. Obama while HE was president, I can't get enough of any and all the rudest stuff about Trump - unlike Obama, he deserved all of it.

  • @jaketaur
    @jaketaur 7 лет назад +3

    Colbert, I'm terrified at what he will do/attempt to do in the next four years but you continually make me laugh. Thank you!

  • @chrisjohnson4738
    @chrisjohnson4738 7 лет назад +6

    The "free" press. Funniest thing you've said yet.

  • @kolleo13
    @kolleo13 7 лет назад +2

    absolutely brilliant

  • @JohnJehl
    @JohnJehl 7 лет назад

    3 days left boys!!! Can't wait!

  • @dexgray4581
    @dexgray4581 7 лет назад +39

    I know I may be the odd man out here… But sincerely from the bottom of my heart I am so absolutely thankful that the circus is ending, solely for the livelihood and health of all the animals in how they are treated and trained into doing tricks. If you've never seen the process of a wild animal being "trained" for the circus or to do tricks, go look it up… And if you have any heart whatsoever, you'll be so thankful the circus is finally coming to an end. I understand the political rants on this show being the main drive for obvious humor, but I really think he should've at least amended his opinion after the joke was made. People should be made more aware of this stuff. It's so disheartening & sick.

    • @sirsir913
      @sirsir913 7 лет назад +9

      Amen my brother!!!! 👍👍👍👍

  • @AttitudeAdjusterAA
    @AttitudeAdjusterAA 7 лет назад +3

    how has trump not tweeted about his unfair treatment on The Late Show, someone needs to send him these clips

  • @SAli-uh3qr
    @SAli-uh3qr 6 лет назад +1

    “Scoops with a z” 😂😂😂

  • @davesolemi5141
    @davesolemi5141 7 лет назад

    I choked on my food at 2:44 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @joujou264
    @joujou264 7 лет назад +5

    Gotta give it to him, he doesn't skip a single wrong box to tick, he's very good at becoming more and more horrible.

  • @Cunncuts
    @Cunncuts 7 лет назад +11

    Just made a Trump Song

  • @adurga100
    @adurga100 7 лет назад +1

    This man's roasting are on point 👌🏻

  • @LostBeetle
    @LostBeetle 7 лет назад +1

    The comments are great. Tears everywhere, many such cases.

  • @jules8976
    @jules8976 7 лет назад +6

    Did America learn nothing from V for Vendetta?

    • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
      @camelsheit_on_the_walls446 7 лет назад +3

      Nope. They're a total Idiocrazy now

    • @logan5669
      @logan5669 7 лет назад

      Jules Broun I gotta watch that now

    • @TheRightGuy777
      @TheRightGuy777 7 лет назад

      Dumbass. America was always similar to 1984 and V for Vendetta, even BEFORE Trump.

  • @loditx7706
    @loditx7706 5 лет назад +3

    Since they have notoriously abused animals for way over 100 years it's about time they closed down. Of course declining attendance didn't have anything to do with mistreatment of animals. Let's face it; circuses are fucking boring.

  • @adamfindlay7091
    @adamfindlay7091 7 лет назад +1

    Very Sharp(Colbert, yes)..

  • @deanwilliams8331
    @deanwilliams8331 7 лет назад

    Please give this guy a big hug

  • @thelonecabbage7834
    @thelonecabbage7834 7 лет назад +4

    Remember Mike Pence?
    Pepperidge Farm remembers.

  • @tedgegi155
    @tedgegi155 7 лет назад +5

    I'm truly hoping that by the end of the President-elect's term, that all his Trumpeteers will have completed the requirements in attaining their GED.

  • @hollyswenson1712
    @hollyswenson1712 7 лет назад +1

    I LOVE YOU SO MUCH STEPHEN!!

  • @xXBlaze526Xx
    @xXBlaze526Xx 7 лет назад +32

    How many late shows are there

    • @willstonebridge7612
      @willstonebridge7612 7 лет назад +11

      too many

    • @merrittpalmer4349
      @merrittpalmer4349 7 лет назад +7

      They're all basically the same. Spewing liberal propaganda and bullshit every single night and bitching about Trump.

    • @farhan007
      @farhan007 7 лет назад +5

      Josh Chung what's that saying? If you think everyone is a asshole, maybe it's you?
      maybe if you apply Occam's Razor, maybe reality has a liberal bias and that Trump is objectively a peice of shit vapid empty shell scumbag with zero indivudal.

    • @stokker511
      @stokker511 7 лет назад +1

      With Corden, Colbert and??

    • @Zoidstiz09
      @Zoidstiz09 7 лет назад +8

      You know what is intresting each of these late show have an extremely smart staff that knows what they are doing. the the replican states have the lowest education and not a single person with a form of education voted for for trump. My parents are both high school grads and never made more then 50,000 in their life and both our die hard trump support. I still haven't meet an educated person that actually supported trump. Not even other educated Republicans wanted to support him. Go Look at primary, but stupid people still have the right to vote and make babies....

  • @lauragadille3384
    @lauragadille3384 7 лет назад +4

    Enjoy your last days of freedom

    • @rosered3920
      @rosered3920 7 лет назад +1

      I don't like the way the world is going...why some people don't see this.it is so sad...

  • @damenrowland2395
    @damenrowland2395 7 лет назад +4

    at least acknowledge Trump met with MLK son

  • @TheSippy333
    @TheSippy333 7 лет назад +1

    OMG!! That was FUCKING GREAT!!!!! Stephen you are the BEST!!!!!! LOVE YOUR SHOW!!!!!!!!

  • @1st_Julianna
    @1st_Julianna 7 лет назад +6

    He cancelled the trip because KellyAnne told him it wan't an auction. #NotMyPresident