Uneasy Americans Brace For Monkeypox Outbreak | Biden Has Just One Word For Kim Jong-un
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- Опубликовано: 22 май 2022
- Pandemic-weary Americans are in no mood to begin battling another deadly virus, and President Biden is surprising reporters with his casual candor while on tour in Asia. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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Difficult to act swiftly and decisively when your every policy initiative is blocked in the Senate.
And people voting against their own interests in the states elections 😳😡. Look at the dumpster Trumpers elected to office last week..
That old kentucky turtle neck said proudly that he was the grim reaper of bills. And that is the case. The senate sucks right now.
Perfectly said, Eric Minch
President Manchin is supposedly in bipartisan talks to finally negotiate a slight change to something that was already blocked in senate. Isn't he gracious.
You complain about a presser in front of a waterfall? The Orange Monster held them under the whirring blades of a navy helicopter, often.
Chopper Talk
Too bad those blades weren't just a little bit closer .
...funny, never understood why he's afraid of windmills 🤣
@@Mondfischli Huffing coal fumes while reading Don Quixote?
@@shorekey1y560 The orange one can read?!?! 😁
I'm praying Biden sends a follow-up message to Kim next week saying : "Is it me you're looking for?"
Hehehehe. HEH. It seems like a CENTURY since that song was released, but it was in 2015. YIKES!
2:09 Biden responded: _Hell_ _No,_ not: *HELLO!* I'm not really sure how they didn't pick up on that one. Maybe the comedy glass really did start on empty tonight...
Maybe they can have Lionel Ritchie sing it to Kim …….
@ManDevil, you mean Biden may reveal his inner Lionel Richie?😂
@@jimmythebold589
Released in 1983.
The band was sounding great tonight 👏
Love the horns 💙 🎺😎🎷✌️. We've all gotta admit that Biden is far and above the other guy. And he is stable and predictable, which should be reassuring to the world. Don't need to roll the dice anymore than is absolutely necessary!?
I'm much less stressed than I was in 2020. I'm not sure why so many tv shows and news media keep talking about how bad things are going now. Don't they remember January 2017-January 2021?
I agree, but to play devils advocate, just because something’s better than it was, doesn’t mean you can’t improve
There's still plenty of bad news, but it's a slight relief that most of it is not coming from the Whitehouse.
@@andrew66862 not even American and it’s been a relief not to wake up in the morning and have updates like, Trump drone strike kills this person so and so puts $3,000,000 bounty on Trump’s head. Or Trump insults leader of _____ among trade negotiations. Why?? Why do these things?
Not having an orange adderall-fueled monkey with the nuclear codes anymore tends to help 😝
@@andrew66862 Big relief that it isn't coming from Twitter lol.
I am so glad we have a LEADER that leads with honor and respect of others. thank God we are not the laughing stock of the world anymore. Thank God we don't have a hypocrite who is trying destroy American democracy anymore. And we can NEVER let that happen again.
Yeah thank God our president isn't linked to a long list of criminals:
1. Steve Bannon: fraud, went into epstein mansion, Guo Wengui
2. Tom Barrack: foreign agent
3. Elliott Broidy: lobbying and disinformation
4. Michael Cohen: hush money
5. Michael Flynn: lying to FBI
6. Rick Gates: aiding and abetting
7. Paul Manafort: conspiracy against the US
8. George Nader: child abuse
9. George Papadopoulos: lying to investigators
10. Roger Stone: lying to congress, witness tampering
11. Allen Weisselberg: tax evasion
12. Ken Kurson: cyber stalking
13. Corey Lewandowsk: battery
14. Brad Parscale: battery
15. Imaad Zuberi: foreign agent
16. Lev Parnas: campaign finance violation
17. Igor Fruman: campaign finance violation
18. Chris Collins: conspiracy to commit securities fraud
19. Duncan Hunter: stealing campaign funds
20. Sam Patten: inaugural straw purchase fraud
21. Joel Zamel: massive brainwash plot, spying on American citizens like for Weinstein.
22. Charles kushner: 18 counts, fraud, witness tampering
23. Semyon kislin: laundering money, NXIVM, Steinhardt, Bronfman, president of Mexico etc.
24. Semion Mogilevich: Trump bought him cars etc. at his Atlantic city casino, SM laundered money through Trump tower.
25. John Cody: teamster, racketeering.
26. Pavel Fuks: threats of violence, inauguration seats
27. Dmytrio Firtash: bribery
28. Andy Khawaja: campaign finance fraud
29. Roy Boulos: campaign finance fraud
30. Rudy Dekermenjian: campaign finance fraud
31. Mohammad “Moe” Diab: campaign finance fraud
32. Rani El-Saadi: campaign finance fraud
33. Stevan Hill: campaign finance fraud
34. Thayne Whipple: campaign finance fraud
35. National enquirer: hush money payments
36. Tom Brady: deflategate, Trump tried to stop probe
37. Bayrock: laundering scheme
38. Jim Jordan: OSU wrestling scandal
39. Katrina Pierson: shoplifting, unemployment fraud
40. Ken Paxton: securities fraud
41. Kimberly Guilfoyle: harassment
42. Madison Cawthorn: harassment
43. Rudy Giuliani: foreign agent, election fraud
44. Sidney Powell: using nonprofit money for herself
45. Dmitri Rybolovlev: Trump mansion, art dealer fraud
46. Yves Bouvier: art dealer fraud
47. Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Onassis: I'm kidding
48. Adnan Khashoggi: Trump and Robert Maxwell bought his yacht. He was charged with racketeering, laundering and Israel arms deals.
49. Erik Prince: illegal arms deal brokering
50. Donald trump Jr. Pre 2016 election was agent for UAE.
51. MBS/MBZ hacked bezos phone with assistance from Israel.
52. Susan Collins: Hawaii defense contractor fraud
53. Michael Franzese: Trump tower laundering
54. David Bogatin: Russian Mafia, Trump tower
55. Sheldon Adelson: laundering to Israel and GOP, birthright
56. Phil Ruffin: giant Trump donor, was misleadingly labeled "Kansas businessman" in Cohen hearing, his grandson shot a school.
57. Steve Wynn: foreign agent, abuse
58. Rabbi Haskel: complicity in school abuse, received epstein payments, epstein lawyer children went there, converted Ivanka to Judaism, national prayer meeting 2017
59. Salerno: genovese crime family
60. Michael Steinhardt: genovese crime family, diamonds
61. Deutschebank: too much + other banks
62. Andrii Derkach: spy. Father was KGB.
63. Andrii Artemenko: Biden dirt with giuliani.
64. Felix sater: Mafia, father worked for Maxwell, managing director of bayrock group, Trump Soho
65. Jeffrey Epstein:
66. Ghislaine Maxwell: procurement
67. Robert Maxwell: promis software, octopus murders, yair netanyahu, semion mogilevich
68. Wilbur Ross: Rothschild Inc, epstein movie screening, Trump sec of commerce
69. Alexander Acosta: epstein sweetheart deal
70. Mark epstein: testified Trump flew on Jeffrey Epstein's plane
71. William Barr: worked at firm Kirkland and Ellis linked to Epstein, he recused himself from case
72. Donald Barr (William Barr father): hired epstein to be a teacher
73. Shalom Rubashkin: sentence commuted, illegal immigrants, meth lab slaughterhouse, rape, bank fraud, nonprofit laundering.
74. Beny Steinmetz: kushner, bribery, guinea, laundering
75. Dan Gertler: DRC president, mining, defrauding Congolese state with underpricing scheme
76. State attorney Krischer: Alan Dershowitz flew down to meet him, after that they delayed responses to recarey, reiter and approved subpoenas. Reiter said it went from him saying "we'll put this guy away for life" to "these are all the reasons we're not going to prosecute him". Indictments were sent to epstein lawyer to make changes.
77. Recarey, Reiter and victims: stalked by private investigators. Recarey died mid case.
78. Ken Star hired by Epstein, uncovered Monica Lewinsky (Russians knew about Monica Lewinsky in 1996 and America found out in 1998). Bill Clinton mega hunt, told Lewinsky he thought phones were tapped 1997
79. Mega group: 1991, Les wexner, Bronfman.
80. Charles Bronfman: mega, Seagrams fortune during prohibition, founded birthright
81. Roy Cohn: Joseph McCarthy communist hearings, child abuse, Roger stone and Trump mentor
82. Tevfik Arif: bayrock group, child abuse, Trump Soho, chabad lubevitch
83. Alexander Mashkevich: paying to use minor on yacht, tevfik Arif provided girls, girls received text "don't testify any of you". Head of euro-asian Jewish congress, has girls trapped in Israel, builds Russian synagogues
84. Chabad Lubevitch: Trump donated, child abuse
Still America is laughing stock… both party is same coin 🪙 democracy yeah right
Mentioning "laughing stock of the world" sounds like you have small pp syndrome. Let me guess, you're like 5"? You own a truck? You're a chauvinist?
we are/were the laughing stock under both.
You think we’re not the laughing stock?! It’s downright comical watching this administration! I root for them but they give me NOTHING to cheer for
God forbid a President answers a yes or no question with a yes or no. The reporter should've just politely and respectfully replied "thank you for your honesty" and sit down.
The classic definition of a gaffe. It contains information. Politicians should only engage in doublespeak
When it comes to American politicians, lying is a job requirement. Given uncle Joe's penchant for transparency and saying what he means, he's probably a bad politician by your standards.
@@ChrisAlbertH47 by... whose standards? You seem to be speaking to someone else, not OP here. 🤔
@@MaryAnnNytowl I was using the more general "you" as in Americans. If more people were accepting of him actually saying what America would do, they wouldn't be making an issue about what a "gaffe" it was.
@@bradthompson5383 So what's NATO for? Seems like there was some sort of policy behind it. Oh yeah, an attack on one member of NATO is an attack on all.
Slow, thoughtful, introspective and deliberate is much better than rushed, impulsive and unaware.
Uh, yeah. We do have a treaty to defend Taiwan. He was just blunt.🤷🏻
Which you don't act on.
@@lenawagenfuehr53 Will help with thoughts and prayers... like with Ukraine... send them lots of weapons and 'say "'Here... have these guns and fight for your country''
With Ukraine most of the NATO can't act, as it could start a nuclear war.
“Next time he’ll give an interview next to a guy using a jackhammer!”
Or next to a running helicopter.
Chopper Talk
He can’t hear very well at 80 I prob could not either I can’t imagine being that Old doing anything other than watching TV and hanging out and smoking weed ✌🏻
@@rdbeckett590 I'm 68 and at his age .... RUNNING A COUNTRY is 🚫 what id want for a job 🤯🤯🇺🇸🇺🇦🦋💖🌹
That was Cheetoe TRAITORs bit....so he hv to yell...
I'm sure he planned that 🤯🤯💩🤢🤮🤯
I don’t think he can do a ‘chopper talk’ without being sued by trump. LOL
Given how bizarre the last few years have been, sometimes the news doesn’t seem real anymore…
You should read about what the governments of rich, white male power movement political activists like bush and nixon were like, if you've forgotten. This isn't new at all
Agreed
We should turn off the news and live life
@@Olamchesed yeah, right... so when you totally miss out on what's going on in the world, you have no idea what's being boycotted, who to vote for, who to trust, why something is happening, who to believe, etc., etc. Such a sad, sad way to live, with one's head in the sand. Are you an extra from Don't Look Up, or what?
@@MaryAnnNytowl If you think it's from the "news" that you're getting all that, then you're the one with the sad, sad life!
I'll take "Hello." over "I WILL RAIN VENGEANCE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEEEEEEN".
People are oblivious to what Reaganomics did to us and our country. It's STILL policy!!!
Amen.👏👏👏 Indeed 😊
Except now, it's supply-chain-side economics.
😐
... I'll see myself out...
Trickle down economics didn't work
@@harryo2253 it's Reagan ,if you were an American you would know that,also trickle down economics destroyed middle class,and ended your Soviet union
It was the single most destructive thing to the middle working class that was ever put into action in our country it's how we've got this absolute disparity between a few very very gluttonously wealthy and the rest living paycheck-to-paycheck it's disgusting grift for the wealthy
Slow to act is usually a good sign to be cautious of everything. It takes a time to think first before act. It take a good leader to understand what's going on the table before make a decision based on the informations on the table. Unlike the last so-called leader who decided to flip the table over and make a crazy decision about one thing after one thing without thinking properly. (sigh)
@@dixonmopar2129 Trump negotiated the date and released the talibans... He made absolutely no plans, how to actually do it... If Biden's admin didn't barely manage to renegotiate few months delay, you would've left 80% of it there...
@@dixonmopar2129 yeah. Donald really screwed that up didn’t he when he set the schedule to be out of there
@@dixonmopar2129 hey look! Easily debunked right-wing media talking points from a year ago. The sign of a true smooth-brain.
Think first, then act. Problem #1: Drinks With Two Hands didn't (and still doesn't) think.
@@dixonmopar2129 True. Trump wouldn't have done that, not bc he cared about Afghanistan, but bc he couldn't locate it on a map.
So...
Why haven't we raised minimum wage?
They told us it causes inflation.
We have "new" billionaires, but multi billion dollar companies pay less than 20k/ year to full time employees.
Billionaires need their Big Boy Toys: MegaYachts, Mansions, and One of a Kind Cars.
I am more worried about the damage GOP can and will do to our great Country.
Agree with you, but I'd change "can and will" to "did and still".
Then vote!!!!
And the democrats are making the country better? How? Where? I’ll wait….
@@gutspipola8886 don’t waste your time. Colbert is a Democratic Party hack. People here will mindlessly defend the democrats and trash trump endlessly. They still think in terms of left-right, Democrat-republic when our problems are much deeper than that.
@@Someone-qw5pj you are correct. Sad isn’t it?
That statement by President Biden about Taiwan was perfect. I agree with him we must honor our commitments.
@George Morenstein :- Taiwan is not a communist country.
@George Morenstein joined three weeks ago. Dishonest “argument”. Fake account
Standing up to one of the world’s nuclear powers at a time is not enough? I’m thinking Biden’s getting too full of himself with the success he’s having in Ukraine and with NATO. One at a time please, sir.
In the same breath, the moron said we would protect Taiwan because we stand with one China. He’s not competent. But, go ahead and encourage. He’s going to piss the wrong dictator off. I wonder nukes effect the environment?
As long as you go out and fight, I am ok, with that.
Think you could get Merrick Garland on the show and find out when the Department of Justice will go after the coup plotters?
Hoping that this careful plodding at a glacial rate will result in an airtight conviction of the "tangerine twit" and his co-conspirators, but not holding my breath.
I have no love for the corporate government of USA for they have no love of humanity, but I got huge respect for Biden, an honorable man who will shank you if he has to. if you even knew the sh*t that poor man has to deal with.
I wouldn't bother being concerned about Biden, he's doing much more good than the last guy his age.
And he's a few yrs older 🦋💖🌹 🇺🇸🇺🇦. At least he can talk ...UNLIKE THE LAST 💩
Yeah, that Afghanistan withdrawal was terrific 🙄
The distinction between good and bad is a matter of perspective. I'm sure you've heard the expression, "One mans' trash is the next mans' treasure", “One Man’s Terrorist Another Man’s Freedom Fighter”. Let's take Putin for example. Despite even his most recent atrocities with Ukraine, there are many Russians that still side with him. Whether it's ignorance or avoidance, they choose to overlook his horrific acts in order to stand behind someone to feel protected (ironically).
Also, Putin is 69 (Trump:75, Biden 79 and turning 80 this year).
@@lenawagenfuehr53 at least he didn't make a deal with the Taliban and invite them to the US like the last moron did.
@@lenawagenfuehr53 - he made it happen, which was something a few previous presidents had failed to do.
It was getting boring to just have ONE disease this pandemic. Monkeypox makes things varied and interesting. Yay!
Shut the country down again and give us all free money.
Monkeypox Mondays, Covid Tuesdays, and *gotta* have _Genital_ Ebola Fridays.
@@chestercalloway3812 if only that's actually what happened
Yeah, but no big deal. No worries. Related to small pox and we virtually eradicated it .
Don't forget, people can and have died from the flu. Flu didn't just go away. It's still among us.
I find it terrifyingly crazy how people seem to blame Biden for the current situation. Tell me what cards were dealt to him when he assumed office? Where were we as a country? So you may not like the economic hit were taking right now, but I would rather vote for people who are willing to preserve freedoms than paying cheaper gas prices at the pump. The economy fluctuates, prices rise and lower. Our rights and freedom come with a higher price. So for this midterm, vote to preserve what remaining freedoms we have….before the GOP & USSC take them away.
25? Maybe 29? Or 58+
Amen:). Fully agree.
The public loves a scapegoat, sadly and the public knows very little about how politics actually work.
DITTO! Save our hard-won democracy!
Noone remembers the mess Trump left - business closures, unemployment. lockdowns - how short are American memories?
As somebody living in Taiwan, I'd say that "Yes" should be an absolute yes. China is a power hungry monster. This peaceful place shouldn't be destroyed.
Sounds like you are talking about America who invaded so many countries and drop two nukes in Japan.
@@kkman7394 you conveniently forgot that it was Japan that was being the invader back in WW2.
@@kkman7394 Pearl Harbor was attacked asshole.
@@kkman7394 "military occupation of Hawaii?" Lol
@@runnergo1398 You conveniently forgot that America was testing the nukes on them and had no real warfare need to use them. That was unnecessary escalation, and even if you argue that it was necessary, it was still America who escalated it to that level when the same scientists who invented the atomic bomb were telling the government not to use it.
The Chinese government doesn't do "Ambiguity." They take it as permit to do what they want to do. Fighting a war with China would be disastrous to the world's economy, but I think his firmness in this specific matter is deterrent enough to keep things in the status quo.
Fighting a war with China would be disastrous…
…and that’s it. It would just be disastrous.
Exactly, I for one am very glad he made it so clear, because it clarifies things for the CCP too. If they attack Taiwan, they're at war with the USA. Simple as. And that would be disastrous for both of them, including China. Which hopefully will make them think twice of actually pulling the trigger, no matter how much they want to.
Fighting a war with China would lead to destruction of entire humans.
@@marcbachelet2322 So would China invading Taiwan. And I feel as if the odds of that are lower if there's a clear message as to the consequences.
@@TheShadowlord18 No, China invading Taiwan would NOT lead to the destruction of the entire human beings. If that was the case, we'd already die with the recent Russo-Ukrainian War. I'm not talking about politics but the scientific conclusion based on several thousand simulations conducted by supercomputers.
Things in America are going *poorly.
Like our public education system.
It's up to 18 children now and 2 adults. I can't fathom why assault guns aren't illegal. What tf is wrong with these young men?
Another advantage of being old ( besides remembering when the GOP wasn’t totally guano loco ) is my smallpox vaccination provides protection against monkeypox.
Hate to break it to you but Smallpox vaccination can protect you from smallpox for about 3 to 5 years. After that time, its ability to protect you decreases. By 10 years it's pretty much ineffective (per CDC).
Roll up that sleeve ;-)
85% effective but better than nothing.
I agree with Ela, because most of our vaccines don't cover us for our entire life.
Check into whether you need a booster for that one, too. Your Doctor can tell you after a test of antibodies in your system- using a blood test, of course.
Yay being old. So now all those young people get to know us over 40 can bang without risk of monkeypox.. Mostly
I thought that too, but unfortunately it seems the smallpox vaccine lasts 5-10 yrs…
The former guy used to hold a press conference by a big helicopter with running motor. Worse than a waterfall.
Or just refuse to answer questions. Sometimes he would talk, but expend several dozen words to say nothing.
Tried of humor about Biden’s age and “slowness”. He’s worked very hard to put this country back on track. It seems the many Americans are a lot of ungrateful, unthoughtful, and complaining “folks”. And what is the alternative? Thoughtful, and moral Republicans? Things could be even slower or come to a complete stop - Oh! They already have.
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 He's too old to be effective. It's pretty obvious.
@@Chrispy07 tRump is right there worrying about Windmills and ranting about toilet flushing and afraid of long metal ramps.
@@victorpradha9946 I don't support that walking disaster either. It's not a binary...Biden and Trump are both piles of human garbage. 🤷
I'd like to know how many mentally-agile 80 year olds these people know.
We shouldn't have elected another old man, but it was either Biden or another dumb old guy that we already know can't do jack 5h1t but talk about how he's the best while he whines on Twitter how people are mean to him like an eight hear old, cheats at golf, and watches tv all day.
He may have had the title, but Trump only played President on tv.
Obviously better than alternative, the issue is political funding which means politicians are beholden to their donors rather than their voters and non involvement of US in candidate selection and lack of choice. This is before getting onto the strategy to restrict the right to vote by one of the main parties.
Florida Man is already worrisome without the Monkeypox. 🙈🙉🙊
Hello my name is Steven Colbert..
Best lines to hear at the end of the day.
John Oliver is better. Because he's way more attractive.
"A nuclear strike or a Broyhill Dinette Set"; equally lethal according to the best strategists in the field.
It is congress that is supposed to solve problems via legislation. We don't live in a dictatorship though it seems many are to comfortable surrendering those powers to one person.
196 republicans voted against one bill and 6 republicans voted against the other bill.
The company is primarily responsible. Oversigth was not working optimal due to cutting down on regulations and cutting the FDA budget.
It is up to congress to provide mitigating legislation. This can be done by both parties. Initiative by republicans: None.
Don't worry Bidems gonna hand it over to the W=H÷OHHH WTF
Starting to think the most reliable source, and lest stressful way to get our news...is Stephen, Seth, etc.
Trevor Noah too!!
All of the people listed in both of your comments are gov paid shills 🤦♀️
Starting to think...?
I don't watch network news anymore, except to occasionally glimpse at how others are getting their news. Late night comedy is the new Walter Cronkite - a balanced perspective, informed, and respects the audience.
Steven, Seth, and don't forget Jon Oliver.
@@amberandrews6842 definitely Trevor Noah
We're too harsh on Biden. He'd get criticized no matter how he answered that question. But given our fraught situation at home with Donald, weird Republicans, a too-gentle Obama who stood by and let Putin invade Georgia and let Assad use chemical weapons in Syria without retaliation, and given the strategic importance of Taiwan to the global microchip supply - Biden said the right thing in the right way. Yes, we will, Jack. Period. I like it.
Uh.... No, how about you say "he's tone deaf af but it's way better than the crazy orange man because the government is ran by tens of thousands of people and the president's job is a joke. no need to have have man micromanaging everything. Yeah, I'm totally fine with a sleepy president. Have you seen the queen of England? She's on her death bed and the country is running fine"
Travel back to early 2020, Steven Colbert said "stick Biden outside the Whitehouse like a scarecrow, who cares"
Russia invaded Georgia on Bush’s watch. It was Crimea (part of Ukraine) that was invaded on Obama’s watch.
But, yes. Obama and other world leaders’ failure to properly punish Putin for that will be a great stain on their appraisal.
@@dixonmopar2129 what intimidates dictators is an entire force of a government against them, not just one man. An entire government is America
Honestly we shouldn't just leave Taiwan out to dry- what's being done to them is terrible. This war with Russia is already a proxy/cold war with China anyway since they're one of the lone countries working with Russia
5:22 - the perfect response from Louis, and it's now clear: If Jon Batiste goes on to bigger and better things, the Late Show's bandleader/sidekick job will be in good hands.
What's wrong ? ? BIden said "MAKE LOVE NOT WAR".It is a saying from his younger days and he remembers it well. His memory is sharp, unlike what the Trumpies want us to believe.
How many of those brand new billionaires are buddies with Trump? How many can we draw a direct line from our tax dollars to their “miraculous” billionaire every 30hrs feat??
well, maddow last night drew a straight line from mnuchin getting handed a cool billion from the saudis right after trump's 4 year grift ended. and jared got handed two billion, same source, same timing. so there are two for you.
Canada's Chief Public Health Officer Dr. Theresa Tam "So far we do know that not many of these individuals are connected to travel to Africa where the disease is usually seen. So this is unusual … to see this many cases reported in different countries outside of Africa." so far 12 cases in Canada according to CBC
They connected a bunch to a couple, international adult fun time parties, in Europe. The news only broke a few hours ago
@@Nevertoleave What the fornication, people!
Wait for it. A talking point for rigth wing Christians. This is a sign from God. Sex is bad for you. Sex only in marriage and to procreate. Therefore no abortion and no birth control (totally forgetting that condoms could offer protection). Make premarital sex illegal.
Mr. Garrison called it. Nothing good comes of butt-sex with a monkey-squirrel-frog.😂
It is good to have a president that says something that is not vague regarding Taiwan
He's not going to back that up. Remember Afghanistan, Mr Goldfish? It was precisely this kind of saber rattling that made Putin move on Ukraine...and what has the US done? ZERO.
Perhaps you recall.
Trump mentioned in the beginning how the Taiwan Presidentcongradulated him for his first prez call
@@elmerfudd5193
Who gives a rats ass!
@@elmerfudd5193 sure, though I don't think he did it fully understanding the implications of what he did.
Taiwan is a sovereign country and doesn't belong to China,just like Ukraine doesn't belong to Russia.
It must be recognized that Biden is the most experienced Leader in the White House in the last twenty years, ok he doesn't appear to be on the ball, but he is the best person to be President. He is not wishy washy on international issues, at least you know where he stands on most policy matters.
Mm hmm, this is the guy who voted for every war and against busing. Have a look at his congressional record sometime.
He is definitely on the ball, more than Obama was, more than Trump, more than Clinton and GWB. He's more comparable to George Bush senior.
Most experienced money launderer 👍
@@TWC6724 You have evidence, please share. Don't bring up Hunter again, there have been at least two investigations, no charges forthcoming, just drop it, nothing to see here.
The 'One China' policy was always just a convenient double-entendre to placate China in diplomatic terms up until the point where we would have to come to Taiwan's aide militarily. Let's not kid ourselves otherwise.
To be fair, Taiwanese used to kinda like the one China policy when CCP was trying to be normal 20,30 years ago, now CCP has gone full fascist (I'm a Chinese), one China basically means one dictator.
Ask Hong Kong how well that works.
@@laustinspeiss But Hong Kong never had a sovereignty to fight for after British left. Taiwan still does and we should commit to that.
@@Neojhun Agree with that, but the HK SAR went up in smoke as fast as they could find the matches!
The Taiwan issue is going to be interesting. I wish all the best for the Formosans.
Maybe the One China policy they talk about is One China under Taiwan hah.
I never thought we'd have an entire segment about baby formula and monkey pox!
Next week:
Baby 👶 pox and monkey 🐵 formula!
Apparently, the baby formula shortage is a confluence of three factors.
Factor 1: Abbott, maker of about 20% of the US formula supply (or 20% of the US supply comes from one factory?) did a factory shutdown due to four dead babies from a bacterial infection possibly linked to formula produced in that factory.
Factor 2: The recalled product lines included much of the dairy-free formula for babies who have bad reactions to milk.
Factor 3: Abbott's formulas are the one approved brand in states where WIC (Women, Infants and Children food assistance) purchases are limited to "approved products". This is not the case in all states that have those programs, but it is true in enough states to exacerbate the shortages.
@@MonkeyJedi99 You forgot the trade agreements Trump made severely limiting other countries from importing products including baby formula that would have eased supply.
@@MrPr1nglz If Trump was in office we wouldn't have ever had this problem. Or any of the others we have under Biden.
@@MrPr1nglz there it is
"Biden is slow to act". We have really gotten used to giving Congress a pass on doing their job.🤣
Wow, 573 new billionaires, and yet 3 million people lost their jobs two years ago. Yet those who had power to keep people employed and not let supply chain issues become an issue made out like bandits. What do you expect when free enterprise is corrupted into oligarchies and monopolies?
5:53 love the graphics for our impending doom. Plus a cool reboot of 12 monkeys!
it's a bit refreshing to have a president who thinks America should keep its promises.
? Biden is keeping his promises? Which one is that?
Lol you’re hilarious 😂 … America hasn’t had one of those in the past 30 years atleast. America literally starts wars and engages in murder for profits. Man that American education 😂
@@slackjaw4817 OP is talking about our promise to Taiwan
Where?
@@lolawants2008 And I believe SlackJaw was pointing out that Biden seems to struggle to keep his campaign promises.
Perhaps Biden's news conference in front of a noisy waterfall was someone taking a page out of Trump's playbook. Remember all those " chopper talks "? All those " press conferences " on the taxi aprons at airports?
It was probably at a state (as in national in non-US English) location, given how traditional it looked.
Someone definitely didn't think anything more than: 'that looks nice' though.
3 nuclear powers shooting it out. Be a hell of a show. 1 night only.
I’m happy Biden won over Dump but I wish we had a younger leader who has their own stake in the future… someone who will experience global warming in their lifetime, someone who doesn’t own a house yet and therefore will experience the shortage, someone who will have friends who experience displacement do to rapid automation, someone who is still quick on their feed and in their brain. Why can’t we have younger leaders?
As much as I love Biden I agree these old republicans senators need to go!!!
We can! Just don't vote for any politician who takes corporate PAC money, regardless of party.
No one younger than 50 wants to be a public servant!! Half the people age 35 - 50 don't even know what that means.
Because minimum age for a president is 35 years old.
Most young people don't give 2 fricks about politics, and many don't even vote.
It can be difficult to act when the opposition party will vote against any measures on principle.
The baby formula problem is a consequence of 45's "America first" policy. Where rules make it difficult to import from countries like Canada.
The baby formula problem is one of greed and monopolies!
I think you are asking too much for people to put that together....public education is not considered a right in some places in these United States of America.
Too bad.
@@lenawagenfuehr53 A generation ago we got by without baby formula - the human race survived and all.
After Stephens GULP. Louis's expression was priceless 😅🤣💖🌹
Why didn't Stephen take a moment to point out that the Republicans all voted against importing baby formula during this emergency?
Everybody should remember that. It should be repeated daily. The GOP is the party of starvation.
He's as bad as the media..
@@Sirianstar10 define the media.
@@Sirianstar10 I'd say it's more that he's "as bad" as the other forms of news and political media that comes to us from billion dollar corporations. ...but even in that category, there's quite some spread between an organization that still largely acts like a news organization, like CNN or MSNBC, vs organizations which are using news as a front to dig their fingers in to the Republic deeply and reshape it to their desires, like the mad Australian Rupee Murdoch's Fox "News".
No no NO, not the party of starvation. I'm sure their gullets are full and ready to scarf down more. No, it's only the babies and poor people who starve.
@@whatsupinspace854 I used to watch MSNBC all the time while Trump was president. Now I've boycotted them and CNN. I refuse to watch any of them or the mainstream media for that fact. I get my news from educated people that I trust. I wouldn't watch MSNBC now if you paid me to do it
Biden reacting too slow? We all remember Trump’s swift and determined reaction to ignore and dismiss Covid.
Trump isn't president anymore and people are thinking in absolute terms, not relative. Yes, Biden is reacting way too slowly to meet the challenges of today. He has accomplished essentially nothing since entering office. We're literally STILL in the pandemic.
Sleepy 😴 Joe Biden 😴
Nuclear strike
Biden's asleep 😴 💤 😑
Q
@@hrhtreeoflife4815 every problem we have foreign and domestic currently in the USA can be directly related to trump and his failures.
Let's not do the "Whatabout" the Right does.
He IS slow.
Likely better than what 45 would have done, which would be nothing.... at best.
But any number greater than -1000 can still be a negative number.
@@JohnSmith-bn5mi good thing he's less worse than Trump. And good thing thousands of Americans work for the public and not just one man. Trump tried to micromanage everything; gross. Let the government run.
A mystery box!? A mystery box could be anything! It could even be a boat!!
A nuclear boat 🥁
Billionaires should be given two options: Pay more in taxes, or go to the guillotine. Hey, it worked in France. (Sort of)
Is it at all concerning that, during a time of world wide medical crisis causing mass unemployment and short supplies, also caused hundreds to become billionaires even though they're price gouging people, including their own employees, even though they're "essential workers" but aren't paid shit, that are working 60+ hours a week?
Food and medicine companies are now BILLIONAIRES all while the average working class citizens are struggling like hell to keep our families fed and healthy?
Why doesn't the USA just temporarily remove tariffs on Canadian baby formula?
We actually get it from the US mainly. The large plant in Ontario just sells it to China
Dunno. Why doesn't the USA just buy oil from Canada instead of filling the coffers of corruption in Venezuela?
How about mentioning the fact that there was a monkeypox outbreak in 2003 in the US Midwest? 77 people were infected by prairie dogs, nobody died, and there was no human-to-human transmission.
That's just what someone with monkeypox would say.
@@lh3540 🙊🙊🙊
That’s what they get for prairie-dogging 🤣
Everyone should watch Outbreak now.
As an investing enthusiast, I often wonder how top level investors are able to become millionaires off investing,I do have a significant amount of capital that is required to start up but I have no idea what strategies and direction I need to approach to help me make decent returns
When it comes to investment, diversification is key. That is why I have my interests set on key sectors based on performance and projected growth. They range from the EV sector, renewable energy, Tech, and Health.
@@dongeorge364 I advise any newbies/traders to buy the dip the market or old time traders who are holders to seek help from not just any trader but an established trading expert
@@dorothybailey3048 Interesting!!!! How good are your returns from buy dip, How much profits do you make often from your investments?
I have earned alot basically it all depends on your startup capital
Wow I'm just surprised someone mentioned expert Mrs Emily thought I'm the only one trading with her
Nice to have a president who doesn't use weasel words.
Accordingly, the treaty came to an end on January 1st, 1980, one year after the United States established diplomatic relations with the People's Republic of China on January 1st, 1979.
Good to have a president who can't finish a sentence and has put us in the worst economic decline in 40 years.
Hey now. Don't hate on the mustelidae's.
@@stargazer1238 Trump did that. Don't be stupid.
@@stargazer1238 . Ya, Trump the Dump was terrible. Good call.
okokok, enough of the Biden old jokes. That administration has been 100% on top of responding to some genuinely scary shite happening all over the world.
you do realize this is comedy show right? making jokes is what they do
Thank you 😏
😳 what drugs are you taking and where can I get some? No wonder there are so many new pharmaceutical billionaires out there! When was the last time you were in contact with reality?
@@lenawagenfuehr53 and that's your response? No details, nothing specific, just poop on the keyboard and hope someone listens...
🤣😂🤣your response was identical. How ironic.
I can safely say that we have been MORE stressed out as a nation.
I mean........damn. How many WW3 scares have there been in my lifetime now?
Well then stop electing spoiled creeps who have never been to war. All they do is shout invective.
The baby food jokes and the "I never really had your nose" bit cracked me up. Too cute.
Colbert is a sick sick man …. Making jokes about a baby formula shortage…..
Leave Biden alone. He is a huge improvement after the orange menace!
Being "a huge improvement" over the worst president in history isn't a reason to let him off the hook for the stupid shit he does
yup, a chill grampa beats a malignant sociopath grampa every time.
There has been a record rise in murders. People are poorer. The world is at war again. Millions of illegals have crossed the southern border. Yeah, huge improvement
@@thetriggeringofthesnowflak725 stfu, dumbass
Go regurgitate that Fox dribble somewhere else
@@thetriggeringofthesnowflak725 exactly 👍🏻🤣🤣🤣🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
I was relieved to hear Biden say out loud what everybody knows.
He says a lot out loud that everyone knows, and he is a hero for the ages.
You obviously don't understand how strategic ambiguity works then.
Hello
After Russia invasion of Ukraine they learned the lesson.
When he told trump to shut up was the most satisfying lol
Where is John Batiste? I love Louis, but where is our old friend? Is he okay?
He got covid. He is doing fine, but he is about to start filming, he's got a movie roll. So we may not see him except remotely for a while. Happy for him, sad for us!
Bad enough we had to deal with COVID, we also came down with a bad case of "billionaire!". Didn't I get vaxed for that when I started school?
As an infectious diseases doc, the genital form of a sinus infection is something I hope I never see. I'd have to turf that one to the ENT-G specialist (Ear ,Nose Throat, and Genital).
Ok, who started another game of Plague Inc without restarting the last game?
The stats Stephen are referring to was scary to read, but it's more scary to see the direction America is going in both the terms of the people/voters and the senators in the government. The last president messed a lot of things up, and Biden was given that gigantic mess and of course the maga heads just focus on how their cult leader wants to make fun of him.
What's really sad though is how both parties in America are just not doing their jobs the gop are getting more extreme, but at least the democrats are trying to do something. I would rather vote for a different party altogether after this last decade, but unfortunately the two parties will always have control and will always be fighting each other instead of helping the people.
That is why you vote blue to regain our power and when you can vote progressive to regain you voice. VOTE
Always Vote!! But start paying attention to your local elections to.
Very true.
America is fucked, you are in a dead end of complete government failure and corporate greed. The two party system is unsustainable and completely impossible to reform.
Your obcession with unchecked capitalism did this. Now that the power is all in the hands of corporations, what hope of reform do you have?
It's so bad that it's going to have to break before it gets better.
Thank you for saying exactly what I would have! 🙏
You're very logical thank you.
Biden said, "Who Knows? Period." Which is also funny, from a punctuation point of view.
Leave Biden alone I can’t image the hell scape we would be if Trump was still pres!
Goosestep and swastikas??!😠😡🤢🤮🤯💩
Communist
And Putin having dinner at the White House....wtf
It's sad how low that Presidency bar is now.
The dotard being the worst president in history doesn't give Biden a pass
We aren't grading on a curve here
Awesome as usual. Thank you again!!!
@Van To It's sunshine. Lovely, but what about it? Why do you keep reposting this?
Dude you need to quit fucking snap chatting mckenna. Stop. She doesn't respond with anything meaningful for a reason and she's not interested in you. Who am I? The man whom she is in love with. She already told me not to worry, she's not interested in you. Sorry I bothered you kid. I've dated her since 2 summers ago. If you aren't trying to get at my woman or being inappropriate I don't care if you snap her occasionally. Just don't try anything man. You'll embarrass yourself and anger me. We are in love and we're making love tomorrow. So if you have any ill intentions with my woman can forget it right now. I'm the biggest and best she's ever had, only man she's ever loved and the only man who could truly satisfy her physically. You will never have her. And she loves me. I don't have any problems with you if you are over my woman and realize you will never be with or touch her again. I apologize for coming off as a dick, just me and kenna are really deep in love and we've been through a lot and I just moved back home and it makes me a little jealous and angry to see a man she used to date before me is snap chatting her.... We don't need any extra bullshit or drama right now, so don't bring us any please is all I ask friend. If you try to talk to her any way but as a brother, or you try to see her at all, if she tells me you do anything inappropriate or anything outside of what a strict brother like friend would do,we are going to have a huge problem. I will leave you alone now dude if you're not trying to get at the woman who I love and whom is in love with me. That entire summer she was with me. She left kyle for me. She's been with me ever since, she even loved me and made love to me before she EVER let anything happen with you. You didn't please her. She didn't have strong feelings for you at all. And she immediately ended shit with you for me once she knew I loved her too. So get any ideas of the past out of your head. None of this truth should bug you if you're over her but I'm just making sure. I hate when my baby's friends have ill intentions and she thinks they are just friends and have no alternative motive. But idk if I trust you at all. If I can trust you to not stress me and my baby or fuck with our love tell me. I will leave you alone and apologize. But if you aren't over her and you're tryna "get some" or you're tryna get back in her life, it's NOT HAPPENING. She said you were nothing to her, and the sex was bad anyway haha. You're small and weak and she said it all felt wrong after being with me. She's been with me ever since. We're in love. And tomorrow me and her will be together in my room making love alll day how we always have together. If you have a problem speak up like a man or tell me our love doesn't bug you and I'll apologize, it's simple. So??? What is it? You are after my woman then huh?! Tell me the fucking truth man. Don't you dare be disrespectful and gross enough to bring it up, but if if you ask her about anything she shared with me about your weak ass, she may be nice and lie to you, or she may not care and tell you the truth. Either way. I'm her soullmate and her boyfriend of the past two years almost. And she tells me everything and NEVER lies to me. I don't care haha. Just stay away from my kenna. I sincerely apologize if you have no ill intentions and aren't trying to make moves with my woman. And i respect you as a guy in the service. I'm sure you're an ok dude. But just as a friend. You're nothing to my kenna but a brother like friend. I just wanna be sure you know it and don't forget it. Find a nice classy woman where you are stationed, marry her.... But back off of mine. You will never even compare to me in her eyes. Not even close haha.I just don't need you interfering with me and kenna's love. It's our lives man. It's really not cool.... Goodbye man, good luck. Respect to you being in the service. Sorry to bring your day down with my crazy bullshit but. Me and kenna are head over heels.... I can't help but be crazy about her. I love her with all of my heart and I will protect her from her untrustworthy fake friends. Not saying you are one. But you're dodging telling me what's going on in your head so I'm questioning a lot right now. Just know I'm never gonna hurt her, I'm always going to have her back, I'd give my life for her without hesitation, and I will protect her from anything, everything, and anyone. She is the love of my life. I fully intend to marry and give kenna my children. And we've talked a lot about it. Just don't make shit harder than it already is. I just moved back and me and her miss eachother so badly and we are FINALLY go to see eachother tomorrow and make love for the first time since halloween.... I hope you don't hate me man. I'm a good dude. Just protective of the woman who holds my heart. And who's heart I hold and must protect. I hope you can understand. She promised me there's nothing at all to worry about with you and that she's not interested:"/ I wish I knew before I embarrassingly went off on you. I'm so sorry man. I'm sorry. Please don't mention this to my baby:/ I'm really embarrassed and while she will understand, I just feel like an ass for attacking you when you have nothing with my kenna and no intention to. Good bye brother. I hope you find your one true love someday. It'll make you crazy, trust me, but you'll find her one day. I found mine when I was really young. And it's my kenna 🙂 Also I’m not gonna text you so much like I did before, like I’ll text you here and there but I’m not gonna spam the crap outta you every single day, I know not to do that and I shouldn’t of even done that in the past either And ikkk you don’t want to be friends which I completely understand but I’ll always be here if you need anything or someone to talk too lol
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Well maybe if Kimmy sent a few 'beautiful letters' to Joe, he'd blow him a kiss, too.
Not likely? 💜
Ya know, I’m getting pretty tired of people having sex with monkeys. Cut it out.
Are you talking about Hunter?
I was in the audience during this episode! I had such a good time!!!! Thank you for the amazing experience.
So he’s not a hologram
@@saythankyou111 Contrary to popular belief no he isn't. He even made a mistake while I was there but they cut it out during post so we can deduce that he isn't a robot either.
132 pallets? How many babies are in the US? Divide by 50 states we got fewer than 3 pallets per state. That seems like a gesture not a real supply. 😳
This is specifically the type of formula for infants with an intolerance to milk.
It’s supposed to the first of many and it’s Nestle’s specialty formula for babies that can’t have regular formula. So it’s probably going to babies that need it the most while normal formula follows
@@Nevertoleave Nestlé? The og of gangsta corporations? Nice.
I told every one 5+ years ago All this was going to happen if Trump got elected, people thought I was crazy...
I did too now I just sit back and watch
I did too and was told I didn't know anything!
That makes three of us. Even lost friends over it. Sad
@@lmhatfield46 many family and friends I can no longer talk to, because you can't mention reality without giving mortal offense!
I was truly gobsmacked when he won. Then I got drunk and suffered through the next 4 years, afraid we'd get bombed into oblivion.
Biden is relief to me. I feel safe and honorable.
Those drugs you're on are working well. No wonder there are so many new Pharma billionaires out there!
I don't know if I feel safe but I feel he's honorable and trying his best. Yes, he's an old man and I wish we had younger politicians able to guide our nation. But at least he is not a crazed, bloated racist lunatic who seemed to insult and debase everyone and everything that got in his way toward amassing wealth and power.
Hhahahahahaha ……. You feel safe with dummy as president… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Feel safe with Beijing Biden?? You’re a joke! 🤣
Best money launderer in the world! 👍
"Some say the glass is half full. Others say the glass is half empty. I say the glass is the wrong size."
- George Carlin
Just say it's half a glass and be effing done with the debate!
man this whole "laughing at dysfunctional third world governments" thing was fun growing up but it's not so fun when it's MY country
Cry me a river, hypocrite!
As a Canadian I must say that the news is HILARIOUS!!
@@lenawagenfuehr53 i guess this is what I get for talking to 12 year olds on the internet
So you started laughing Jan 20th 2017?
@@AnnoyingMoose ...here in Europe it's more shifting towards the awkward silence after someone laughed 🤧
And I'm riiitch biiitch ☝🏻🐯
🤣💀
Kellogg's has been rich for about a century now.
President Eastwood. Don't need a lot of words to make his period. Make my day.
Joe Biden is honestly the best President we could ever hope for. Thank you sir!
Personally I'd rather hear a jackhammer outside my house compared to a leaf blower, just really sick of leaf blowers, plus they're literally useless, and at least I know the jackhammer is doing 'actual' work.
I rather hear a leaf blowers, a leaf blower can't ruin my neighborhood, meanwhile a jackhammer can bust up the sidewalk, bust up the driveway, and if it's being handled by an idiot, it's going to do some damage to my property or the house next to mine and make the neighborhood look worse off than before.
a leaf blower, at its' best is tidying up a garden, at worst it blow some dirt on the wall. annoying but can be tidied up.
a jackhammer at best break stuff down to be rebuild and replace, at worst it destroy everything and leave the ground bare and raw.
Leaf blowers are 😈 used mostly by people blowing leaves and grass clippings into the storm drains which clog and flood the streets. Team jackhammer as long as they stay in 2/4 time.
Not me.
@@cyberwolfy37 Okay, well different tools for different fools, but I still prefer the louder jackhammer to the pointless leaf blower, but that's just cuz I'm sick of hearing them and don't think they serve a real purpose, especially since leafs eventually mulch or break apart over time, plus sometimes it's a lazy way to do it when there's not that many leaves to gather, something a rake is very capable of doing just as well without the noise pollution.
if you think a leaf blower is useless, you just haven't seen anyone really use one properly.
a leaf blower is about as useless as a jackhammer is, considering all the other tools that easily replace both of them.
9:51 "I'm rich Bitch!" Damn right Kellogg's got rich off of us eating tons of cereal during the pandemic
Enough of the ageism!. President Biden is doing an excellent job and deserves respect.
What
💯
Can I have some of what your smoking? Doing excellent?...🤣
3:00! 😋 low and to the left for the right handed fellas donchakno 😁🤪😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Remember Monkeypox symptoms include: Eating bananas compulsively, hurling your feces and the sudden desire to climb trees.
Be safe out there.
Earth: *MONKEY POX*
Humans: "Nope."
Earth 😂
Pestilence, War, Famine... Happy days are here again.
Flight of the conchords knew everything before it happens "leave those monkeys alone they have enough problems on their own"!
Stop touching those Monkeys!
Slow to act is usually considered cautious and deliberate about making the right decision. That's hella comforting to me based on the previous prez's 4 years. I don't know why it's thought of as bad.
@Van To sorry don't go to links. Can I get a summary?
@@LupinLovebites that's a bot. Don't click the link, they're everywhere on youtube right now.
Maybe there are reasonable people in his administration, instead of those who were in the previous white house who promoted alternative facts and tell all books.
Because there are more people who confuse bluster for bravery and recklessness as action, while basic education in this country is not regarded as a right.
Because those of us who don't have the memory of a goldfish remember the shambles of the withdrawal from Afghanistan. All the US does is talk and rattle sabers, then turn it's back with its tail tucked between its legs.
It's not easy getting a face mask on a monkey!
Yeah I tried to get a facemask on my monkey daughter and she almost scratched my eye out.😆
That part at 07:31 when the band missed the opportunity to play something when Colbert pretended he put away something 😂🙄😂
I haven't laughed this hard in what seems like 4evar. Thank you Mr. Colbert and the crew that makes this happen.
If you eat the rich, they're ALL food billionaires.
Great and funny monologue as usual Stephen.
@Van To Sam Aaron Mancuso Dude you need to quit fucking snap chatting mckenna. Stop. She doesn't respond with anything meaningful for a reason and she's not interested in you. Who am I? The man whom she is in love with. She already told me not to worry, she's not interested in you. Sorry I bothered you kid. I've dated her since 2 summers ago. If you aren't trying to get at my woman or being inappropriate I don't care if you snap her occasionally. Just don't try anything man. You'll embarrass yourself and anger me. We are in love and we're making love tomorrow. So if you have any ill intentions with my woman can forget it right now. I'm the biggest and best she's ever had, only man she's ever loved and the only man who could truly satisfy her physically. You will never have her. And she loves me. I don't have any problems with you if you are over my woman and realize you will never be with or touch her again. I apologize for coming off as a dick, just me and kenna are really deep in love and we've been through a lot and I just moved back home and it makes me a little jealous and angry to see a man she used to date before me is snap chatting her.... We don't need any extra bullshit or drama right now, so don't bring us any please is all I ask friend. If you try to talk to her any way but as a brother, or you try to see her at all, if she tells me you do anything inappropriate or anything outside of what a strict brother like friend would do,we are going to have a huge problem. I will leave you alone now dude if you're not trying to get at the woman who I love and whom is in love with me. That entire summer she was with me. She left kyle for me. She's been with me ever since, she even loved me and made love to me before she EVER let anything happen with you. You didn't please her. She didn't have strong feelings for you at all. And she immediately ended shit with you for me once she knew I loved her too. So get any ideas of the past out of your head. None of this truth should bug you if you're over her but I'm just making sure. I hate when my baby's friends have ill intentions and she thinks they are just friends and have no alternative motive. But idk if I trust you at all. If I can trust you to not stress me and my baby or fuck with our love tell me. I will leave you alone and apologize. But if you aren't over her and you're tryna "get some" or you're tryna get back in her life, it's NOT HAPPENING. She said you were nothing to her, and the sex was bad anyway haha. You're small and weak and she said it all felt wrong after being with me. She's been with me ever since. We're in love. And tomorrow me and her will be together in my room making love alll day how we always have together. If you have a problem speak up like a man or tell me our love doesn't bug you and I'll apologize, it's simple. So??? What is it? You are after my woman then huh?! Tell me the fucking truth man. Don't you dare be disrespectful and gross enough to bring it up, but if if you ask her about anything she shared with me about your weak ass, she may be nice and lie to you, or she may not care and tell you the truth. Either way. I'm her soullmate and her boyfriend of the past two years almost. And she tells me everything and NEVER lies to me. I don't care haha. Just stay away from my kenna. I sincerely apologize if you have no ill intentions and aren't trying to make moves with my woman. And i respect you as a guy in the service. I'm sure you're an ok dude. But just as a friend. You're nothing to my kenna but a brother like friend. I just wanna be sure you know it and don't forget it. Find a nice classy woman where you are stationed, marry her.... But back off of mine. You will never even compare to me in her eyes. Not even close haha.I just don't need you interfering with me and kenna's love. It's our lives man. It's really not cool.... Goodbye man, good luck. Respect to you being in the service. Sorry to bring your day down with my crazy bullshit but. Me and kenna are head over heels.... I can't help but be crazy about her. I love her with all of my heart and I will protect her from her untrustworthy fake friends. Not saying you are one. But you're dodging telling me what's going on in your head so I'm questioning a lot right now. Just know I'm never gonna hurt her, I'm always going to have her back, I'd give my life for her without hesitation, and I will protect her from anything, everything, and anyone. She is the love of my life. I fully intend to marry and give kenna my children. And we've talked a lot about it. Just don't make shit harder than it already is. I just moved back and me and her miss eachother so badly and we are FINALLY go to see eachother tomorrow and make love for the first time since halloween.... I hope you don't hate me man. I'm a good dude. Just protective of the woman who holds my heart. And who's heart I hold and must protect. I hope you can understand. She promised me there's nothing at all to worry about with you and that she's not interested:"/ I wish I knew before I embarrassingly went off on you. I'm so sorry man. I'm sorry. Please don't mention this to my baby:/ I'm really embarrassed and while she will understand, I just feel like an ass for attacking you when you have nothing with my kenna and no intention to. Good bye brother. I hope you find your one true love someday. It'll make you crazy, trust me, but you'll find her one day. I found mine when I was really young. And it's my kenna 🙂 Also I’m not gonna text you so much like I did before, like I’ll text you here and there but I’m not gonna spam the crap outta you every single day, I know not to do that and I shouldn’t of even done that in the past either And ikkk you don’t want to be friends which I completely understand but I’ll always be here if you need anything or someone to talk too lol
It's not even chuckle worthy...
I’d rather watch old late night with Conan episodes… Colbert is woke as hell
Being woke is a good thing and if you don't like Colbert don't watch . Nobody will miss you
President Biden is a gift to the world, he really is. And I'm Canadian. How did he arrive at just the right moment in time to avert about six giant catastrophes, and how does he get so much done? I mean - who arranged that, Gabriel? I think I'm going to knit him a hat.
And suddenly I understand how there are so many new Pharma billionaires. The drugs you are on have rendered you completely delusional.
09:50 loool at the caption in the end seconds: 'you know they all gona blow that on drugs' ROFL!!