Hades - Artemis "thank u, next" to Dionysus

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  • Опубликовано: 29 янв 2025

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  • @redstonecasey4713
    @redstonecasey4713 2 года назад +7498

    I love how the Goddess of the Hunt is just palming Dionysus off on you like "Hi, Zagreus! He's your problem now, got to go, bye!"

    • @charityquill4965
      @charityquill4965 2 года назад +1

      It's so funny because those two are my favs and have some great boons 🤣

    • @submariNervous
      @submariNervous 2 года назад +191

      Hmmm, the headstrong elder sister wanting to ditch her annoying "baby" brother by any means necessary? Honestly, that just might be one of the most _human_ things we've seen from them yet! XD

    • @aperturescienceguy2737
      @aperturescienceguy2737 2 года назад +42

      Also the adopted brother, dionysus started out as just a guy who made good wine

    • @Federico-1
      @Federico-1 2 года назад +11

      Is it toxic to say it’s “pawning off” sometimes it’s grammar police sometimes people would rather hear it idk

    • @NeocrimsonX
      @NeocrimsonX 2 года назад +12

      @@Federico-1 no most things labeled as toxic are by those who are too sensitive and if pawing off counts I can't image how sensitive that person is

  • @BrightBlueInk
    @BrightBlueInk 2 года назад +7772

    It's only just now occurring to me how funny it is to have a boon named "splitting headache" that isn't related to Athena in any way.

    • @juncheok8579
      @juncheok8579 2 года назад +529

      You could think of it as a "head splitting" arrow, or you could just think of Dionysus as a "headache" for Artemis

    • @Ougerosity598
      @Ougerosity598 2 года назад +287

      @@juncheok8579 that second thing is how I read it. 😂
      Also, it's a scientific fact that hangovers feel worse when you have an arrow in your skull.
      Source: um...look, it's your favorite deity giving you the attention you want!

    • @neohamilton551
      @neohamilton551 2 года назад +122

      Glad that someone here knows their mythology.

    • @Geheimnis-c2e
      @Geheimnis-c2e 2 года назад +13

      @@Ougerosity598 If that's the case then I would surely appreciate LESS attention.

    • @monkeybaron6412
      @monkeybaron6412 2 года назад +6

      Athena?

  • @huntedexp8142
    @huntedexp8142 2 года назад +9140

    I like the idea that dionysus was just like, following artemis around when she suddenly got the chance to talk to zagreus she was just like
    "yes, this is my chance"
    and then she ran away

    • @aradraugfea6755
      @aradraugfea6755 2 года назад +302

      If you HAVEN'T done that at an awkward family/business party, you've never BEEN to a family/business party.

    • @spectrephantom6652
      @spectrephantom6652 2 года назад +14

      @@aradraugfea6755 True lmao

    • @RiskoPlexus
      @RiskoPlexus 2 года назад +3

      That is so relatable though 😂

    • @SuperMiIk
      @SuperMiIk 2 года назад +15

      Me following my fav sibling around at a family party>

    • @another1118
      @another1118 Год назад +5

      its happening -- like that crit chance in tis game

  • @launa_moe
    @launa_moe 9 месяцев назад +107

    i love how this gives off "your uncle's on the phone, say hi to him" energy lmao

  • @raynightshade8317
    @raynightshade8317 2 года назад +2370

    I love the dedication Artemis in this game, kinda anti social and aloof but at the same time trying to make a friend in Zag

    • @alan62036
      @alan62036 2 года назад +105

      Unless you take someone else's boon before hers XD

    • @wexaztor9394
      @wexaztor9394 2 года назад +207

      @@alan62036 never happened, never will haha

    • @auh4806
      @auh4806 2 года назад +76

      @@wexaztor9394 fr Artemis is the only god I haven't ignore ever in the trial of gods

    • @nicolasrusso9786
      @nicolasrusso9786 2 года назад +86

      It's all fun and friendship until she assists Theseus

    • @CognizantCheddar
      @CognizantCheddar 2 года назад +109

      Asocial. Not anti-social. Asocial means disinterest in socializing. Anti-social means actively destructive behavior toward other people. Sociopaths are anti-social. An introverted huntress is asocial. Artemis is asocial.
      Forgive me, it's a pet peeve of mine that people get this wrong all the time. /rant

  • @alannatherson7721
    @alannatherson7721 2 года назад +348

    Artemis pulling of the 'getting away from your annoying half-brother by using your cousin as a distraction to run away' trick, classic.

  • @Hayden-On-VHS
    @Hayden-On-VHS 2 года назад +1496

    Every character in this game is a goddamn gem

    • @diegorodriguez-fl5kp
      @diegorodriguez-fl5kp 2 года назад +50

      Exept perseus he should get his lips sewed

    • @diablofrag2177
      @diablofrag2177 2 года назад +16

      @@diegorodriguez-fl5kp true im legit stuck on him and that infuriates me because of course I'm stuck on the most irritating character in the game so every time I get to him I have to listen to his whack ass dialogue every time

    • @diegorodriguez-fl5kp
      @diegorodriguez-fl5kp 2 года назад

      @@diablofrag2177 ateneas reflect basic attack blessing can help you a lot with that dumb ass specially on the spear and specially with dedalus triple basic attack modification

    • @rayangelosalazar1563
      @rayangelosalazar1563 2 года назад +5

      @@diablofrag2177 whenever you fight him target him first since his attacks are more harder to dodge compared to minos I always beat the living lights out of him whenever I face them both

    • @diablofrag2177
      @diablofrag2177 2 года назад +1

      @@rayangelosalazar1563 A few days ago I managed to beat him ONCE using the spear with the triple dash attack and lots of crit to burst them both down, but even then it was close because of the shielding making it so hard to do any consistent damage to him. The bull is fairly easy but the smug little fucker with the shield makes it so hard to do damage, and the huge AOE's he summons can make it even harder because you spend 90% of your fight dodging. The dialogues are starting to make me think that I'm a little further ahead than I should be, but idk if that's how the game works in that regard.
      Also a side note idk if I actually win once if the game just ends there and has a NG+ style or if I have to keep beating the game with different weapons because I really want to 100% the game and fill the codex and complete friendships etc.

  • @ohno8398
    @ohno8398 2 года назад +1276

    I love how the gods all bicker with each other 😅

    • @megatennepster3833
      @megatennepster3833 2 года назад +59

      Yeah, there is like, three different duos that ARENT jibbing each other the whole time. The rest are all arguing and posturing themselves. It's great.

    • @GhalanSmokeScale
      @GhalanSmokeScale 2 года назад +73

      pretty accurate to greek mythology, if you think about it.
      There's always a squabble or two somewhere to be found among the gods.

    • @visionofsolace8961
      @visionofsolace8961 2 года назад +30

      @@GhalanSmokeScale That's being way too nice.Besides Hestia, Iris and Harmonia, Olympians almost reveled on the squabbles amongst themselves, immortality is indeed boring I suppose.They also love to gossip.And when they get to focus on us, is generally in order to make our lives complicated.

  • @dud3655
    @dud3655 2 года назад +355

    Looks like my man Dionysus is finally done with half-blood camp

    • @Kei-Sarah
      @Kei-Sarah 2 года назад +52

      I hand over the nectar saying it’s not Diet Coke or Pepsi anymore my dude enjoy

    • @LostGirLwanders
      @LostGirLwanders 2 года назад +10

      I understood that reference

    • @lightknight6749
      @lightknight6749 Год назад +2

      Camp Half Blood for life

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan 2 года назад +166

    It's a rare treat to hear those bits of dialogue between two of the Olympians. I honestly look forward to those more than the duo boons.

  • @kevinmulia6503
    @kevinmulia6503 2 года назад +2708

    All jokes aside, the boons offered on that choice were pretty good. Would hate to pass out on the cast but duo boons is always good, I'm sure 😂

    • @mrbonlino
      @mrbonlino 2 года назад +31

      i'd take many things over Cold Embrace 😬

    • @nunomarques8736
      @nunomarques8736 2 года назад +64

      That duo bom is overpowered think about it you can make someone hung over till level 5 that means that you have 7.5 percent chance of critical hit for free which makes a shot de all 200% more dmg and any sort of dmg can crit imagine if you have a shild whid the bounce more skill and Zeus lighting bounce.
      You would crit about every 6 sec if the room was full of enemies its broken

    • @maxfecteau
      @maxfecteau 2 года назад +21

      That, plus the duo boon is a fated choice meaning he’d have to fish for it again later

    • @VanessaMagick
      @VanessaMagick 2 года назад +37

      @@nunomarques8736 That's a roughly +15% average damage increase, and that's only on enemies with 5 stacks of hangover. It does scale really well with other Artemis and Dionysus boons, its a particularly strong late-game boon, but its definitely not great early on.
      It's fated anyway so you have to take it.

    • @willnash7907
      @willnash7907 2 года назад +3

      I don't know in what plant Artemis Cast is considered good but I do know that I'm glad I live on earth where there is oxygen enough for two brain cells to function.

  • @admin.slayerenryu
    @admin.slayerenryu 2 года назад +160

    My two favorite gods in the game

  • @dragonlogos1
    @dragonlogos1 2 года назад +53

    Artemis is by far my favorite (personality not boons) I just love her awkward but personable attitude.

  • @gelonvia8525
    @gelonvia8525 2 года назад +40

    Artemis is by far my favorite character in Hades.

  • @jaeded2391
    @jaeded2391 9 месяцев назад +4

    This gives vibes like they're at a party and she spots Zagreus across the room and hurries to pawn Dionysus off on him and bolts

  • @DarkRelm22
    @DarkRelm22 2 года назад +39

    oh my god I love them so much

  • @Hawko1313
    @Hawko1313 2 года назад +17

    the olympians in this game are largely over the top, larger than life and extraverted, so obviously the anti-social one who just wants to get away from it every now and then resonates most with the gamers who play it.

  • @et1033
    @et1033 2 года назад +110

    "Splitting Headache" AIN'T NO WAY THEY PULLED THAT! HAHAHAHAHA!

    • @BeAsTMoDE528
      @BeAsTMoDE528 2 года назад +6

      what do you think it is? im pretty sure its because artemis shoots arrows and a splitting headache is something you can get from a hangover, not some sexual shit that your zoombrain saw

    • @shmel3689
      @shmel3689 2 года назад +83

      @@BeAsTMoDE528 wut
      Artemis is annoyed with Dionysus, thus "splitting headache" because he is one.
      Don't be unnecessarily rude to people

    • @LuisAlvarez-mm5oh
      @LuisAlvarez-mm5oh 2 года назад

      @@BeAsTMoDE528 hoes mad

    • @crookeddesk
      @crookeddesk 2 года назад

      @@BeAsTMoDE528 Sexual shit? you're the only one seeing anything sexual here bud, the audacity to call someone else a mf coomer lmaooo

    • @pianissimo7121
      @pianissimo7121 2 года назад +16

      @@BeAsTMoDE528 wait what? I don't understand why you think his thoughts are sexual of nature? And i am absolutely confused how sex even came in the picture. If anything you are the one who is having weird thoughts.

  • @kamilslup7743
    @kamilslup7743 Год назад +15

    That reminds me of a silly trial of the gods thing i did, it was athena and artemis, i picked athena for reasons i'll explain later.
    So i spent a lot of time on the fight so i could use artemis' call when dealing with her anger
    And with that single room, i have completed 2 prophecies at once: Goddess of Wisdom (get all regular athena boons) and Goddess of the Hunt (get all regular artemis boons)
    Sadly the run died shortly after, died at asterius without the other guy.

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 2 года назад +32

    Artemis is my favourite goddess in this game

  • @WazirWilly
    @WazirWilly 9 месяцев назад +2

    Y’all the only way I can imagine this is that every time a boon is sent down, it’s actually a phone line. And when you have duo boons like this, Artemis is waiting for Zag to pick up and Dionysus joins and starts spewing nonsense while they wait for you to pick up

  • @reverseflashes
    @reverseflashes 2 года назад +41

    Artemis and Dionysus would have a great siblings relationship I'm sure of it. I think Artemis loves all of her siblings, I think THEY ALL love each other and would wish to be closer, but the family that they are and * *cough* * Hera * *cough* *, I understand why most of the time they prefer to keep their distance.

    • @lucaswinsor4469
      @lucaswinsor4469 2 года назад +10

      Just don't talk about Apollo. She will try to kill him. Every time they see each other.

    • @cgt3704
      @cgt3704 Год назад +4

      ​@@lucaswinsor4469 indeed. I think Artemis would LOVE to murder her brother after what he did with Orion

  • @jujoya
    @jujoya 8 месяцев назад +2

    Dio is such a druken cool friend 😂

  • @blujoimedius9458
    @blujoimedius9458 2 года назад +16

    dude used seven commas in two lines of text

  • @OhioUltimate979
    @OhioUltimate979 2 года назад +35

    Demi-Rom Ace Girl pawns annoying would-be suitor off on unsuspecting person, then runs away.

    • @Hawko1313
      @Hawko1313 2 года назад +8

      suitor in question is her perpetually drunk half brother, who was probably looking for a designated driver.

  • @mionatsume5071
    @mionatsume5071 2 года назад +39

    I'm at my 45th escape attempt and on my way to the epilogue. Though, still have plenty of Nectars to collect.

    • @blackwing1362
      @blackwing1362 2 года назад +7

      wait what? I'm on my 102nd and still have yet to beat hades. The final boss, not the game

    • @ararune3734
      @ararune3734 2 года назад

      Oh good I thought I'm the only horrible on, 40-ish tries, got to Hades like 3 times and failed on his second form. Was so close the last time

    • @PsyCoCinematics
      @PsyCoCinematics 2 года назад +1

      @@ararune3734 Keep at it, lad! Probably bested him by now, but if not, best of luck on your next run!

    • @ararune3734
      @ararune3734 2 года назад +1

      @@PsyCoCinematics Haha cheers, that was so long ago, actually beat him the day I made that comment, by now I've beaten him so many times it doesn't even feel challenging anymore

    • @PsyCoCinematics
      @PsyCoCinematics 2 года назад

      @@ararune3734 Glad to hear it!

  • @3ftninja132
    @3ftninja132 8 месяцев назад +1

    Hangovers are the wrath of grapes.

  • @Fubukio
    @Fubukio 8 месяцев назад +1

    Introvert Artemis and Extrovert Dionysus.

  • @enzokalani
    @enzokalani 7 месяцев назад

    Splitting Headache, aka, exactly what Dionysus gives Artemis whenever they interact

  • @manmale1456
    @manmale1456 2 года назад +7

    Diony”sus”

  • @BlackHand531
    @BlackHand531 Год назад +2

    I've never heard this one yet lol she's the best

  • @IronFairy
    @IronFairy 2 года назад +6

    Splitting headache indeed, hahah

  • @that1cat999
    @that1cat999 Год назад +3

    This is why Artemis is the best

  • @lavenderpants8695
    @lavenderpants8695 2 года назад +173

    Never got that Duo boon. That and curse of drowning I think are the only 2 I've never gotten. Was it good?

    • @paximoomoon3478
      @paximoomoon3478 2 года назад +18

      Both r good for specific builds

    • @laserguidedmitchl
      @laserguidedmitchl  2 года назад +71

      I don't fully recall how that run played out, but I don't think Splitting Headache is a great fit for the Aspect of Rama on the bow. More critical chance is never bad, but it would go better with something like the Aspect of Nemesis on the blade.

    • @lorenzpacis3249
      @lorenzpacis3249 2 года назад +13

      CRITICAL HITS BABEEEEEE!!!!!
      They're the only %DMG mod that compounds. That being said, it's really hard to tell WHEN crits are affecting gameplay, since DMG numbers blend into the background. The low fire rate of the bow isn't going to stack Drunkedness as much as the Gauntlets or even the Spear, sadly.

    • @diethylmalonate
      @diethylmalonate 2 года назад +5

      It's not bad but usually not great, since Hangover maxes out a 5 stacks (unless you get Low Tol), so it's a 7.5% increase that you have to maintain. Pressure Points gives you 3-5% without any requirements, and can be pommed up too

    • @atocanboi409
      @atocanboi409 2 года назад +6

      it's amazing if you have a weapon that can easily keep Hangover stacked

  • @archmagosdeciuskronen1501
    @archmagosdeciuskronen1501 2 года назад +53

    I wan to hug Artemis!

    • @Worn_Guide
      @Worn_Guide 2 года назад +18

      The virgin huntress is a total introvert. More introverted than both of us.

    • @archmagosdeciuskronen1501
      @archmagosdeciuskronen1501 2 года назад +6

      @@Worn_Guide I will still try! Just one squish!

    • @Quote_Cannon
      @Quote_Cannon 2 года назад +26

      she'd probably turn you into a deer and have you killed by your own hunting dogs, but you do you

    • @archmagosdeciuskronen1501
      @archmagosdeciuskronen1501 2 года назад +3

      @@Quote_Cannon Better than watching Salad Fingers or workimg at McDonalds!

    • @IceLizardsUnited
      @IceLizardsUnited 2 года назад +21

      I wouldn't recommend it. She has a SUPER overprotective brother. I mean, just look at what Apollo did to poor Orion when he thought Orion was dating his sister.

  • @thepaintingbanjo8894
    @thepaintingbanjo8894 2 месяца назад

    So this is why I'm finding Artemis out in the open world in Hades 2 now......

  • @lukasb2097
    @lukasb2097 2 года назад +21

    Not really a "thank you next" more like a "If you take one step closer to me I will throw you off of Olympus".

  • @Lorendrawn
    @Lorendrawn 6 месяцев назад

    The second most damaging duo boon in the game right there thanks to Best Girl and Best Boy

  • @june5877
    @june5877 2 года назад +12

    Thank you, next??

    • @laserguidedmitchl
      @laserguidedmitchl  2 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/gl1aHhXnN1k/видео.html

    • @modnarnosrep1822
      @modnarnosrep1822 2 года назад +1

      Yeah I'm with you not sure how does that tie in with getting the duo boon

    • @laserguidedmitchl
      @laserguidedmitchl  2 года назад +5

      @@modnarnosrep1822 it's in reference to the way that Artemis rejects Dionysus's advances.

    • @juma8126
      @juma8126 2 года назад

      @@laserguidedmitchl There are no advances here though. He's her half-brother.

    • @bruhmomentguy5180
      @bruhmomentguy5180 2 года назад +1

      @@juma8126 and an Olympian

  • @danielraimundo2978
    @danielraimundo2978 2 года назад +3

    This game needs new stuff ! Because I already finished it but I want moar

  • @TheOppiter
    @TheOppiter 2 года назад +1

    damn i love dio lol

  • @OfficialPepe
    @OfficialPepe 2 года назад +3

    wheres the "thank you next"

  • @batataverde6453
    @batataverde6453 2 года назад +1

    Haha splitting headache

    • @batataverde6453
      @batataverde6453 2 года назад +1

      What the fuck i do not remember seeing this video

  • @nicozandhuis1865
    @nicozandhuis1865 2 года назад +6

    Artemis best girl, y'all can fight me on it

  • @dionysus6892
    @dionysus6892 2 года назад +5

    Try to have a nice conversation with someone nowadays...

  • @durere
    @durere 2 года назад +1

    Ummm, wasn't Zagreus an early incarnation of Dionysus?

    • @JJ-qo7th
      @JJ-qo7th 2 года назад +5

      They cover that in the game actually.

    • @oh.sorry.dont.mind.meeeee
      @oh.sorry.dont.mind.meeeee Год назад

      ​@@JJ-qo7thwait what? how do they cover that?

    • @jonharker9028
      @jonharker9028 Год назад +2

      To answer that one:
      If you talk to Dionysus enough, at one point he suggests lying to Orpheus about Zag and Dionysus being the same person - all for kicks, of course, along with every other one of Zag’s great boasts of exaggerated success. Cue that being one of Zagreus’ bits of dialogue when you talk to Orpheus afterwards, and Orphy loving the whole thing.
      There’s even a "Hymn to Zagreus" in the game’s soundtrack that comes from these tall tales!

  • @LucySteel-of2td
    @LucySteel-of2td 8 месяцев назад

    Why can't Dionysis be in hades 2 😔

  • @e2b265
    @e2b265 Год назад

    Why they talk so fast 😭

  • @Agruuss
    @Agruuss Год назад

    fun fact, Dionysus often called as Zagreus or Agreus sometimes...he is associated with Zagreus himself...but Zagreus himself, the son of Hades is the ''realest'' one

  • @aboxofbeans
    @aboxofbeans 2 года назад

    Artemis is best girl
    plz add artemis romance in next update

  • @Kryptnyt
    @Kryptnyt 2 года назад +2

    Isn't Dionysus supposed to be really fat?

    • @stevecooper6578
      @stevecooper6578 2 года назад +7

      I'd figure as well too but it's probably just cause everyone in the game is fit for a cohesive style and so coomers can fantasize about em

    • @karmantheastral5225
      @karmantheastral5225 2 года назад +23

      No he’s not supposed to be fat, just search him up, it takes literally 5 seconds

    • @Kryptnyt
      @Kryptnyt 2 года назад +26

      I guess by the time the Romans pick him up and start calling him Bacchus he's let himself go

    • @Hebleh
      @Hebleh 2 года назад +21

      Youre def thinking of Bacchus who is associated with King Midas
      Dionysus is more feminine/androgynous and theatrical

    • @shaderunner8220
      @shaderunner8220 2 года назад +16

      That's the Roman version of him, Bacchus. Dionysius is supposed to be fairly good looking.

  • @George_Rakkas
    @George_Rakkas 2 года назад +1

    man the way she pronounced dionysus is painfull