@@py16667 There's like 2 videos where that is the case. Even when that was hyperbole, there's only a few videos where the rant goes unnecessarily long, and a few other where the rant is just too long. Although it was occasionally annoying, it tends to be as annoying how the comments seem to be unable to watch a video that mentions the word "4k" or "subtitles", even if it's like a 20 second mention, and then have to act like as if they know that every video is now a 4k/subtitles rant despite not watching any of them.
@@Ze_eT Idk what the point of your response is, there’s well over 2 videos where he rants about 4K, & someone simply just mentioned he brought it up right away as usual
@@geddoe316 That would make sense if Adum was actually making money off of this. This is a channel operated by a fan with Adum’s blessing. The real reason is that Adum is incredibly opinionated and allows him to discuss copyrighted material without being dinged by the powers that be.
I had the exact same reaction at the end of the trailer with all the superhero logos before The Flash's. It's like they are too embarressed that they made it in the first place, so they bombard you with beloved logos in hopes that you forget by that point who that movie is initially is about (and who is playing him...)
@@madmehr I still believe Ezra is using the 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ community as a shield so people don’t bother 'them' as much. It’s slightly annoying at this point tbh, and disrespectful towards actual non binary folk.
I think the only thing I actually liked in this was the Batwing silhouetting the moon in like, the last shot. Everything else just felt like I was going braindead, plus there was a sex criminal. Overall, one of the most promising DC films yet
One of the producers of this movie was like "This movie will be so good you'll forget all about Ezra Miller's crimes." And because I don't bother much with celebrity gossip, I was like "What crimes?" And the internet helpfully informed me of them. So, not only will I not forget them, I actually know them in the first place. Hollywood's stupid like that.
Wasn't he actually a teenager during the making of that film? I remember thinking he and the actor who played his younger self gave great performances! :(
The Flash was raised in a shampoo commercial. His mom is swinging him around and kissing him like she just learned her new Capitol One Platinum Blue credit card offers 2% cash back on select goods. I cannot get over how much his mom looks like she is loving her new brand of tampons. (It helps her focus on what really matters in life! Without worrying about that Not So Fresh feeling)
Ya know what? I kinda wish Ryan Reynolds Green Lantern was in this. Maybe Halle Berry's Catwoman and Shaq's Steel as well. Just.......... crash this hindenberg into the titanic
crazy how all animated Flashpoint movies are better than this version. Almost like the people who made them cared about the quality and weren't fucked over by clueless executives.
And what proof do you have? Have you seen the film? Literally every audience member at cinemacon and test screening audiences have all praised the film.
@@mrbluesky4838 "And what proof do you have that this slop on your plate isn't haute cuisine?! I'll have you know the pigs at the trough happen to _love_ this slop!!" DCEU fans are especially easy to please and fanatically defensive
Adum, could totally ask a cinema near him to have a showing for him and his fans to fill and all laugh together about that trainwreck. Like what would stand in the way of that happening?
hey what if instead of the Flash we got a third Michael Keaton Batman movie? Like what Batgirl was going to be? If you know they fixed Batgirl in post instead of nuking the entire movie?
They really should have just made a stand alone Michael Keaton Batman film and just left Ezra Miller out. That would have made way more sense. They could have even connected it to the Robert Patterson or Ben Aflac Batman films if they wanted to keep with the whole “multiverse” concept.
You know, I always thought Ezra Miller would be perfect for playing serial killer Richard Ramirez, and nowadays it seems their personalities aren't too far off from each other.
The going back in time if you go really fast thing is actually based on theoretical physics, but you have to go faster than light (which is impossible).
I can't believe Adum didn't talk about that final bit of the trailer. "Go to a comic shop, or bookstore" Huh??? What?? The trailer just vainly assumes that every comic shop or bookstore has The Flash comics?? What sort of daft shit is that?
Personally I have so little faith in Hollywood that even if this tanks significantly worse then any and all other DC films, they are STILL going to keep Erza.
Adam: There's very few actors that can actually cry without squeezing it out, you know? Meanwhile Asian actors: I re-live the death of my mother over and over again in a single moment to flood them tears... or I get fired.
Having so much of Ezra Miller in a three minute trailer is a bold decision,even though it`s `his movie`. Not to mention,now all of these actors come across as so slimy for even working with him because some things were already known prior to filming.
I find it hilarious where Adam was saying that the Flash is the new Batman and later in the trailer he mentions that they made a crappy suit for Flash...but in the film it's actually a Batman suit with the ears cut off, painted red and a flash symbol painted over the Batman logo, lol. He kinda called it right!
I honestly don’t know what the most insulting part is: A) The movie looks like a nonsensical cash grab B) A violent psychopath and attempted groomer is playing BOTH of the lead roles C) The effects look unfinished, even by DC standards D) The propaganda of DC/WB, and everyone who’s seen screenings of this movie apparently insisting that it’s one of the greatest superhero films ever made
10:49 I understand he doesn't know what he's talking about, but how can you just state something as a fact and you don't even know? Superman the movie is a different universe for one thing, and even if he still could it's not the same power. The flash uses the speed force to travel time. It connects him to all universes and time throughout the multiverse
I feel like the intention for the logos at 24:46 was that the flash would be last, and you'd get the title drop and so they thought it would be "The most significant logo" instead we have like a 3 second clip that just epitomizes what the marketing campaign of this movie: other superheroes first, please ignore ezra miller.
No Way Home was, what, two years ago? And Into The Spider-verse a couple of years before that, right? Just after NWH, Loki and Dr. Strange 2 wore out the welcome for multiverse shit almost immediately. I know it's still putting butts in seats, but even for normies there's a limit on how many times you can shamelessly and lazily pander to their nostal- I couldn't even type that with a straight face
I remember how hyped everyone was for batman v superman before release. Now everyones just like, another? Batman + superman + flash should be a billion dollar guarantee. But the franchise is broken at the core
I know people like to criticize Spider-Man No Way Home, seeing it as a huge nostalgia fest. Part of the small group of movies where it’s sole purpose is to remind you of better movies you saw years ago like a huge advertisement. Sprinkled with callbacks, references and fan service moments just to get cheap reactions from people (examples being Space Jam 2, and Ready Player One). But at least in that movie, Tom Holland didn’t get completely overshadowed by Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield or even the old villains. And it was still HIS story overall.
I really wish they would just hurry up and replace Ezra with Grant Gustin instead. They already even had a crossover in the CW series, so it would be canonically possible.
The reasonable, logical thing to do, especially based on the prevalance of Batman in the trailer already, would have been to edit Ezra out completely, re-shoot some things and make this a Batman movie. It wouldn't have been great, but it wouldn't tank simply because you decided to keep an abuser around to star in your fucking film.
We’re at a point in life where in a movie a parent death is sad sure but when you just outright announce it so the audience can feel bad for the character and don’t actually create a good story with that plot detail then it’s just like… okay??
Thumper is underrated . 100% recommend if you love rhythm games . Put on a good pair of headphones and it will suck you in until u finish it . One of my favorite indie games of all time
This honestly looks really good for something animated in Flash.
Back with the milk, got it in a Flash.
This is a deepcut I don't get
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
I miss flash player uwu
I opened a reply ready to rant at you but then finished reading, ya got me
The madlad did it. Even with 4K and subtitles included, it took him 27 minutes to react to a 2 and a half minute trailer.
At least half of it wasn’t a rant about 4k this time tho lol
Thank God! Feels like he's doing it as a "meme" at this point but I highly doubt that's the case.
@@py16667 There's like 2 videos where that is the case. Even when that was hyperbole, there's only a few videos where the rant goes unnecessarily long, and a few other where the rant is just too long. Although it was occasionally annoying, it tends to be as annoying how the comments seem to be unable to watch a video that mentions the word "4k" or "subtitles", even if it's like a 20 second mention, and then have to act like as if they know that every video is now a 4k/subtitles rant despite not watching any of them.
I just watch the reactions at 1.25 speed anymore
@@Ze_eT Idk what the point of your response is, there’s well over 2 videos where he rants about 4K, & someone simply just mentioned he brought it up right away as usual
“Not only they put Ezra in the movie, they put TWO”. That made me spit out my drink 😂
The way that Warner Bros. is selling this movie to the public is akin to covering meds in peanut butter so that a dog will eat it.
Holy crap 30 minutes you'd think with this length that adum is making a summary of Ezra Miller's crimes
Low-key Ezra Miller is just the greatest method actor of all time and he's still trapped in the role of Kevin from We Need To Talk About Kevin.
@@SuperMegaGaelourde that film was actually based off ezra miller's real life childhood. /s
@@manboy4720 yeh that kinda makes sense
@@manboy4720 In real life his parents were even nicer though and his family was exceptionally functional
"There is a titty."
Adum Johnston (2023)
He was just saying it as I was actively examining.
I will love the scene when Flash, Batman and Supergirl look each other into the eyes and be like "So what are we? Some kinda The Flash?"
Morbius shit replacing that meme has made it slightly valid again. Like I'm not even mad
These comments are great.
It's flashing time
Is the Flash's mom also gonna be called Martha?
Everyone's mom is Martha.
Nah but your mom regularly allows me to call her Martha while I'm banging her from behind. She spoils me too much.
MARTHABOX
I mean
*Marthaception*
this obsession with the multiverse is really starting to take its toll
Im always impressed at how adum can make a 30 minute reaction video to a 3 minute trailer
He broke new ground
I‘ve seen videos responding to two minute videos that ended up twice that length actually.
gotta get those ad dollars
@@geddoe316 That would make sense if Adum was actually making money off of this. This is a channel operated by a fan with Adum’s blessing. The real reason is that Adum is incredibly opinionated and allows him to discuss copyrighted material without being dinged by the powers that be.
@@mojavefry2617 Adum IS making money off of this. We split the revenue, he makes 50% of the ad money.
There should be a post credits scene where Ezra Miller turns into A-Train
Thats an insult to A-Train
Like, the wrestler? Albert?
Fun Fact: The CEO of Warner Bros. Discovery David Zaslav calls this movie the best superhero film ever made. (Must've not seen very much movies).
*very many movies
"This is the best superhero movie I've ever seen. And I'm not just saying that because I'm in charge of the studio it came from. Oh no no no no."
'I've only seen two superhero films: Dune and Space Jam 2'
That’s probably just studio promotion, I don’t think they genuinely think that.
But if Tom Cruise is raving about it... there must be something about it...
Warner Bros literally sent out the Bat Symbol to call in Batman to try and save their crappy movie involving a sex pest.
I had the exact same reaction at the end of the trailer with all the superhero logos before The Flash's. It's like they are too embarressed that they made it in the first place, so they bombard you with beloved logos in hopes that you forget by that point who that movie is initially is about (and who is playing him...)
I like that Funko Pop made one of Ezra wearing monkey pajamas that are almost identical to his grooming costume
He goes to the hairdresser in a monkey pattern PJ set?
@Hellsinger does they*
@@madmehr I still believe Ezra is using the 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ community as a shield so people don’t bother 'them' as much. It’s slightly annoying at this point tbh, and disrespectful towards actual non binary folk.
@@madmehr i get why a trans person be upset over being misgendered but i never understood why a nonbinary one would care ?
@@mrminecraftcubeable non binary people also come under the term transgender
that frame of Ezra screaming with the subtitles actually slays me, holy shit lmao
"LOUD NOISES!!!!!"
Ezra Miller Screaming never fails to make me laugh. Just like Tobey Maguire screaming
Wow I had no idea The Flash's mom was also named Martha.
Flash is definitely a superhero name that didn't age well
The Whizzer finally isn't the most embarrassing speedster name, at least until R. Kelly gets out of prison and stars in the film adaptation
why?
why?
Flush
Flashing
there's something so good about Adum talking about shitty things. Is like seeing a painter doing a beautiful piece
How many days until Adam complains things aren’t in 8k?
They really started it with the "This is where my parents died" meme
Cowabummer
do we really need to hear Batman's origin story for the 20th time
Yes
@@madmehr we dont
Yes I need to be reminded
@YureiKvlt well how will I know why batman is batman?
You do realize this is a Batman that's eeturning right? We've already seen his origin story though his films so we won't in this
I think the only thing I actually liked in this was the Batwing silhouetting the moon in like, the last shot. Everything else just felt like I was going braindead, plus there was a sex criminal. Overall, one of the most promising DC films yet
Even that imagery is just a callback to Batman (1989), though.
2:27 I'm conspiracy-brained enough that I think they salvaged the Keaton parts that they put in Batgirl
Would explain why they decided to destroy all the copies... only the director and Michael Keaton could tell us the truth...
Damn, that actually makes sense.
One of the producers of this movie was like "This movie will be so good you'll forget all about Ezra Miller's crimes."
And because I don't bother much with celebrity gossip, I was like "What crimes?"
And the internet helpfully informed me of them. So, not only will I not forget them, I actually know them in the first place. Hollywood's stupid like that.
Hilariously accurate
when I first saw We Need to talk about Kevin, I remember thinking “man i really hope this dude doesn’t start doing creepy shit in real life”
Turns out Ezra wasn't acting in that film.
Wasn't he actually a teenager during the making of that film? I remember thinking he and the actor who played his younger self gave great performances! :(
I loved when Gru said “It’s Minion time!” and then he Minioned all over the place. it made over 100 minion at the box office.
Hey!.... it's that meme.... from almost 2 fucking years ago....
And it's still not funny.
Keep on trying though.
The Flash was raised in a shampoo commercial. His mom is swinging him around and kissing him like she just learned her new Capitol One Platinum Blue credit card offers 2% cash back on select goods.
I cannot get over how much his mom looks like she is loving her new brand of tampons. (It helps her focus on what really matters in life! Without worrying about that Not So Fresh feeling)
DC's casting for the Justice League members feels like it was done hastily during an ambien fever dream.
“Well we can’t really cancel Ezra BUT… we could make the movie a Batman movie…?”
Adambringing up 4k trailers and asking for thanks is like Tony Stark asking for thanks for throwing a nuke into space.
You're welcome
Petition to turn this garbage into an Adum and Pals episode
Ya know what? I kinda wish Ryan Reynolds Green Lantern was in this. Maybe Halle Berry's Catwoman and Shaq's Steel as well. Just.......... crash this hindenberg into the titanic
And Arnolds’s Mr. Freeze…
Tommy Lee Jones's Two Face would've been in it but he refused to sanction this buffoonery
And Jared Leto's Morbius...
@@islandboy9381 Not DC. Sorry
@@butchdeadlift10 Excuse you, Morbius is morbiuniversal
Shoulda CGI replaced Ezra with Filthy Frank.
crazy how all animated Flashpoint movies are better than this version. Almost like the people who made them cared about the quality and weren't fucked over by clueless executives.
And what proof do you have? Have you seen the film? Literally every audience member at cinemacon and test screening audiences have all praised the film.
There was more than one animated Flashpoint movie?
@@mrbluesky4838 That don’t mean it’s good.
@@mrbluesky4838 "And what proof do you have that this slop on your plate isn't haute cuisine?! I'll have you know the pigs at the trough happen to _love_ this slop!!"
DCEU fans are especially easy to please and fanatically defensive
And also didn't include a groomer sex pest in them.
another dc movie with a bad guy sky portal? writers must be doing it on purpose at this point
It isn’t though, it’s Zod terraforming the earth and not a portal at all. Ignorant comment.
When people who didn’t watch Man of Steel get triggered.
It’s not a sky portal, and DC didn’t perpetuate that trend.
It's not a sky portal
Really liked the part when the Flash “flashed me” and turned to the camera and said “It’s flashin time!” and flashed on everyone.
Dude comedy gold
@@CurlyMcNultybe nice he’s probably in middle school
Wtf is this generic ass comment?
2 minute video broken down in half an hour. this is why adam is the fair use GOAT
We should do a version of this movie where Flash is Sonic. The writing will still be bad but hey it's Sonic and Batman!
omg it's batman! and he said the thing he said in another batman! best cheer moment oscar 2023!
Funny to think he'll be surrounded by people when I'm reality he might have the theater to himself
They'll* be surrounded
@@madmehr when did Adam come out as non-binary?
@@madmehr adum is cisgendered not trans afaik. Did you think op meant ezra dawg
I was also hoping for a Nathan Fielder deepfake while watching this.
Really hope that Badman cameos as well just to tell Supergirl “Hope starts with an H, stupid!”
Why do most new movies look like meme movies that you put within other movies? Like McBain on The Simpsons.
I really hope we dont see bruce’s parents dying again im sick of seeing it
Adum, could totally ask a cinema near him to have a showing for him and his fans to fill and all laugh together about that trainwreck. Like what would stand in the way of that happening?
All those crazy people would know where he lives?
To me, this is gonna be more of a Michael Keaton Batman movie than an Ezra Miller Flash movie, and I’m okay with that
"and that's a good thing"
hey what if instead of the Flash we got a third Michael Keaton Batman movie? Like what Batgirl was going to be? If you know they fixed Batgirl in post instead of nuking the entire movie?
Actually audiences who’ve seen the film said the film is still very centred around the flash.
I'm not. If I have to see Ezra Müller in order to see Batman, then FUCK BATMAN!
@@mrbluesky4838 still, we all know why people really want to see this movie.
Hint: It sure as hell ain’t Ezra Miller
And when people see the Flash go by, they will say "There he is"
They really should have just made a stand alone Michael Keaton Batman film and just left Ezra Miller out. That would have made way more sense. They could have even connected it to the Robert Patterson or Ben Aflac Batman films if they wanted to keep with the whole “multiverse” concept.
You know, I always thought Ezra Miller would be perfect for playing serial killer Richard Ramirez, and nowadays it seems their personalities aren't too far off from each other.
The going back in time if you go really fast thing is actually based on theoretical physics, but you have to go faster than light (which is impossible).
It’s also impossible to run 100 miles and hour
@@ad-sd-vids5332 no lol I do it all the time
I can't believe Adum didn't talk about that final bit of the trailer. "Go to a comic shop, or bookstore" Huh??? What?? The trailer just vainly assumes that every comic shop or bookstore has The Flash comics?? What sort of daft shit is that?
Personally I have so little faith in Hollywood that even if this tanks significantly worse then any and all other DC films, they are STILL going to keep Erza.
Adam: There's very few actors that can actually cry without squeezing it out, you know?
Meanwhile Asian actors: I re-live the death of my mother over and over again in a single moment to flood them tears... or I get fired.
Having so much of Ezra Miller in a three minute trailer is a bold decision,even though it`s `his movie`.
Not to mention,now all of these actors come across as so slimy for even working with him because some things were already known prior to filming.
The Michael Keaton "Nuts" lines have to be Warner Discovery trying to push a meme. With that said, I like it.
He was obviously thrilled to say it.
You could just tell by looking at him………
This movie cost 200 million dollars to make
What a waste
man im so pumped for another blue sky beam
The fact that EM is still in this movie is insane, other actors are cancelled on the implication of a scandal.
The film supposesly cost 200 million to make. They probably wanted to cut costs. Recasting would cost a fortune
And much more talented and prolific actors and filmmakers…
Because they filmed it all before the news of Ezra’s actions was public, it’s not really that insane if you just do a bit of research.
@@mrbluesky4838 it’s most definitely insane in the context of modern filmmaking…
It’s hilarious that this is supposed to be a Flash movie
Well, it’s Flashpoint. The only Flash story people wanna see apparently.
@@comixproviderftw_02 I guess lol. Just call it flashpoint then wtf
It probably is mostly about flash they’re just marketing it with Batman
I love the badly comped in Ezra head on a CGI body covered in a spaghetti bowl of lightning
Just…..words fail me
20:04
O
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XD
The part where you mentioned the clouds moving fast so on that he used his powers in reverse and he's slow af
That was hilarious!
7:55
XD
I find it hilarious where Adam was saying that the Flash is the new Batman and later in the trailer he mentions that they made a crappy suit for Flash...but in the film it's actually a Batman suit with the ears cut off, painted red and a flash symbol painted over the Batman logo, lol. He kinda called it right!
Ezra's face also annoys me and I cant explain why
I honestly don’t know what the most insulting part is:
A) The movie looks like a nonsensical cash grab
B) A violent psychopath and attempted groomer is playing BOTH of the lead roles
C) The effects look unfinished, even by DC standards
D) The propaganda of DC/WB, and everyone who’s seen screenings of this movie apparently insisting that it’s one of the greatest superhero films ever made
Everyone keeps talking about how this Flash trailer is better but it's so much worse lmao. I actually kinda enjoyed the first one
The first one was a bit better than this one.
Why can’t he just watch the trailer and then brake it down ? Dear lord it gives me anxiety having the trailer being stopped every 2 seconds
10:49 I understand he doesn't know what he's talking about, but how can you just state something as a fact and you don't even know? Superman the movie is a different universe for one thing, and even if he still could it's not the same power. The flash uses the speed force to travel time. It connects him to all universes and time throughout the multiverse
Ezra isn't fighting crime, he's committing it! 😂
I feel like the intention for the logos at 24:46 was that the flash would be last, and you'd get the title drop and so they thought it would be "The most significant logo" instead we have like a 3 second clip that just epitomizes what the marketing campaign of this movie: other superheroes first, please ignore ezra miller.
thumper is legit one of the greatest rhythm games of all time
Right next to Sekiro
@@epicwaba6424 funnily that's the only soulsbourne I skipped
No Way Home was, what, two years ago? And Into The Spider-verse a couple of years before that, right? Just after NWH, Loki and Dr. Strange 2 wore out the welcome for multiverse shit almost immediately. I know it's still putting butts in seats, but even for normies there's a limit on how many times you can shamelessly and lazily pander to their nostal-
I couldn't even type that with a straight face
it all started when ezra miller appeared in CW The Flash it has been nothing but Multiverses of fan service since
I remember how hyped everyone was for batman v superman before release. Now everyones just like, another? Batman + superman + flash should be a billion dollar guarantee. But the franchise is broken at the core
Hey, at least Sonex had the knowledge to specifically say which sonic it reminds him of.
How many Superheroes have dead parents?
- Superman
- Spiderman
- Iron Man
Holy shit Spiderman is just like Batman
I can hear Barry saying "Gotta break the law Barry, and you gotta do it now!"
Uhh, I think you mean *"Batman and Supergirl **_(featuring The Flash)"_*
I know people like to criticize Spider-Man No Way Home, seeing it as a huge nostalgia fest. Part of the small group of movies where it’s sole purpose is to remind you of better movies you saw years ago like a huge advertisement. Sprinkled with callbacks, references and fan service moments just to get cheap reactions from people (examples being Space Jam 2, and Ready Player One). But at least in that movie, Tom Holland didn’t get completely overshadowed by Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield or even the old villains. And it was still HIS story overall.
I really wish they would just hurry up and replace Ezra with Grant Gustin instead. They already even had a crossover in the CW series, so it would be canonically possible.
Loving the animated graphics made out of PlayDoh.
is the Flash's mom also named Martha?
2:55 Will Nathan Fielder can appear in 4K instead of Miller? Just asking?
Ezra looks like filthy frank in the thumbnail
That's an insult to Filthy Frank
The reasonable, logical thing to do, especially based on the prevalance of Batman in the trailer already, would have been to edit Ezra out completely, re-shoot some things and make this a Batman movie. It wouldn't have been great, but it wouldn't tank simply because you decided to keep an abuser around to star in your fucking film.
Can wait for when they redo it and hope they call it Flash 2: Flashback
3 minutes into the video, adum is 5 seconds into the trailer.
never change, adum.
Flash: “My parents are dead”
Us: ah.
Adum: GET OVER IT
We’re at a point in life where in a movie a parent death is sad sure but when you just outright announce it so the audience can feel bad for the character and don’t actually create a good story with that plot detail then it’s just like… okay??
Cinema is back baby because this was the most kino reaction in some time.
The effects look really bad, it MIGHT ACTUALLY be WORSE than Josh Wheaton’s Justice league
It’s literally just that one shot tho
Honestly, Miller should be in jail nvm being fired from the film
It’s about family, and that’s what’s so special about it.
*"Paypig."*
- Adam (YMS)
Ezra Miller soy faces are the best.
I can’t wait to see if Ezra will be at the premiere, that will be hilarious
I never thought I would see Michael Keaton in the Batsuit and hate it. Thanks Ezra Möller
I think Adam thinks movies are made in 8 month. This movie was in development 2 years before the controversy
It's crazy that I'm more excited for the Blue Beetle movie then this.
I don't even have enough willpower left to be hyped for movies anymore. Bomb Rush Cyberfunk and SFVI are the only things that get it up these days
Thumper is underrated . 100% recommend if you love rhythm games . Put on a good pair of headphones and it will suck you in until u finish it . One of my favorite indie games of all time
"BATMAN'S A FASCIST!"
Shut it, Mr. Electric!
@11:48- Batman V Superman The one where saying martha unites our caped crusaders
So it's Flashpoint Paradox, but much worse and without any of the interesting characters like skinny Superman or a brutal drunken Thomas Wayne Batman.