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  • Опубликовано: 16 сен 2019
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  • @Alex-yz6uw
    @Alex-yz6uw 4 года назад +2301

    "stop being a baby, you don't need a headphone jack"
    *cries in barely enough money to pay the rent let alone some bluetooth headphones*

    • @cheeto.burrito
      @cheeto.burrito 4 года назад +33

      You don't have the funds for Apple phones either, then, my dude

    • @_Zekken
      @_Zekken 4 года назад +122

      @@cheeto.burrito apple isnt the only one removing the headphone jack...

    • @zombie_6555
      @zombie_6555 4 года назад +43

      Von Pumpkin yeah lots of damn phone companies are doing it no ones safe

    • @lia5911
      @lia5911 4 года назад +8

      Alex Cool Dude well, I did get mine for $15 they’re pretty good.
      Ik this is a joke, chill. Just wanted to point that out.

    • @iamaspaceman8533
      @iamaspaceman8533 4 года назад +26

      Von Pumpkin it’s still a scam to get people. To buy AirPods

  • @earth1883
    @earth1883 4 года назад +3692

    "You don't need a headphone jack, stop being a baby"
    Apple really got y'all indoctrinated huh.

    • @hakont.4960
      @hakont.4960 4 года назад +207

      I don't use wired headphones these days so the headphone jack isn't needed for my headphones, but it still convenient to have the headphone jack in case you need to connect an analog sound device. Also, the new comment section design is awful, why are designers so afraid of borders these days. :/

    • @valtteripallari4961
      @valtteripallari4961 4 года назад +14

      @@hakont.4960 yeah nah yeah mah nah yeah nah yeah yeah nah yeah theyre kinda dumb

    • @hakont.4960
      @hakont.4960 4 года назад +98

      @@valtteripallari4961 What in tarnation...

    • @negativ7851
      @negativ7851 4 года назад +127

      Some people DO need headphone jack. What if some people buy a phone once every 5 years, and spent their last savings on headphones they're gonna use for all their devices (probably like me, though I replace my phone every 2-3 years)

    • @TheOPtmal
      @TheOPtmal 4 года назад +10

      Yeah. "Courage"

  • @drolnogardgames4335
    @drolnogardgames4335 4 года назад +990

    "Just be an adult and buy bluetooth headphones"
    Or maybe just don't buy a $1000 phone that lacks features you can get on one a third of the price?

    • @alexpiatt1282
      @alexpiatt1282 4 года назад +69

      I have to agree with you there. I’m using an iPhone 6s, have seen other newer iPhones, gotta say every new version is a expensive downgrade

    • @TheRealEncy
      @TheRealEncy 4 года назад +26

      Buy Air pod
      NO
      Buy Phone And get Free headphone
      yes

    • @reputationtaylorsversion
      @reputationtaylorsversion 4 года назад +2

      or maybe go cry in the corner with your pixel 3a?

    • @bigyoshi2731
      @bigyoshi2731 4 года назад +46

      @@reputationtaylorsversion epici sheep? More like apple sheep

    • @Purple_Sloth
      @Purple_Sloth 4 года назад +51

      Yes, because Bluetooth is a flawless system that works 100% of the time and doesn’t try to connect to my speakers or just fail to work sometimes, compared to cords where you put the thing in the thing. and “All devices support it” so you can keep one set (oh wait, there are like hundreds of that don’t)
      I’m not knocking Bluetooth users, I understand wires might not be your thing, but just flat out saying “yeah, lol, just buy bloo teeth headphones” is just ignorant.

  • @P1nkgrim
    @P1nkgrim 4 года назад +441

    I have a Android phone and it doesn't have "built in ads" unless you've got a virus,
    Also headphones jack's are useful and needed for some phones.

    • @adanvargas6232
      @adanvargas6232 4 года назад +24

      I also have one, and i also don't see built in ads anytime I do anything.

    • @sharasarah3026
      @sharasarah3026 3 года назад +36

      you only get these "built in ads" if you bought a fake product you installed a wallpaper app or something along those line

    • @P1nkgrim
      @P1nkgrim 3 года назад +3

      @@sharasarah3026 I know

    • @kiwibanana7590
      @kiwibanana7590 3 года назад +2

      I'm pretty sure the only built in ads are from when a new phone from that brand comes out and they give you a notification, but anything else is most likely, a virus.

    • @bromanned7069
      @bromanned7069 3 года назад +3

      Yeah when I was like 9 I installed a bunch of weird apps on my tablet and I couldn't do anything without it giving me 3 ads

  • @stillo2842
    @stillo2842 4 года назад +1584

    "stop being a baby and get bluetooth headphones"
    *that sin cannot be forgiven*

    • @emilydelamar4557
      @emilydelamar4557 4 года назад +49

      GhostFaceM8 Bro bluetooth stuff never works with all my devices and sometimes just doesn't work at all bc "device can't be found" or some bullshit. I always buy with headphone jacks, always works, no problems. I'm not paying Apple more money to give me LESS opportunities

    • @cherrypaw597
      @cherrypaw597 4 года назад +36

      damien is a fucking bootlickerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    • @morgankasper5227
      @morgankasper5227 4 года назад +32

      Cord headphones have higher quality!

    • @QuadPowerful
      @QuadPowerful 4 года назад +32

      Apple has possessed his soul in their quest of legitimizing the removal of the $0.10 headphone jack

    • @scunts
      @scunts 4 года назад +6

      @@morgankasper5227 Apple doesn't get shit from me because I don't use them, but I have a pair of mid range JBL bluetooth headphones and they play beautifully.

  • @wyverntail
    @wyverntail 4 года назад +825

    Bruh, I'm deaf and use a special device as my headphones. I can ONLY use it with a headphone jack.

    • @InnerEagle
      @InnerEagle 4 года назад +19

      They will or maybe already exists a converter device that will make your jack compatible in a bluetooth way. Just checked. It exists and in italy costs 15 bucks that adapter

    • @frickman8065
      @frickman8065 4 года назад +27

      *iPhone X intensifies*

    • @itsmrdante6274
      @itsmrdante6274 4 года назад +36

      That's why you use an android. You can also hook it up with Bluetooth

    • @7omahawkChop
      @7omahawkChop 4 года назад +2

      That sucks

    • @stoictraceur4794
      @stoictraceur4794 4 года назад +2

      That's terrible

  • @takemehome5749
    @takemehome5749 3 года назад +851

    "You dont need a headphone jack, stop being a baby"
    *_Nobody liked that._*

    • @nappygrimm6411
      @nappygrimm6411 3 года назад +24

      I kinda want to think he was imitating apple when they didn't make a headphone jack but at the same time im pretty sure he meant it at us

    • @amvymavy
      @amvymavy 3 года назад +13

      Meanwhile me with my $113 phone with headphone jack, big battery and IR blaster

    • @nappygrimm6411
      @nappygrimm6411 3 года назад +5

      @@amvymavy dang nice phone

    • @amvymavy
      @amvymavy 3 года назад +5

      @@nappygrimm6411 _thanks_

    • @nappygrimm6411
      @nappygrimm6411 3 года назад +4

      @@amvymavy no prob bro

  • @lunnihyre4215
    @lunnihyre4215 4 года назад +333

    "That's what you get for buying android"
    Don't make me unsubscribe emkay!

    • @mateenq7593
      @mateenq7593 3 года назад +2

      Well he's not wrong, its currently the low point of android phones.

    • @IndellableHatesHandles
      @IndellableHatesHandles 3 года назад +40

      @@mateenq7593 It's not the "low point" when you can buy a smartphone for $300

    • @mateenq7593
      @mateenq7593 3 года назад +3

      @@IndellableHatesHandles price isn't the only determiner, but the overall general attitude Google is keeping over android, locking some features and making it more constricted they are lashing and closing everything because it's a cheap way to add security to a device

    • @IndellableHatesHandles
      @IndellableHatesHandles 3 года назад +41

      @@mateenq7593 Apple has been doing that since its inception lmao

    • @nod-
      @nod- 3 года назад +25

      @@mateenq7593 yeah? Paying 2000 dollars for a laptop that can barely run roblox at 90 fps in the website?

  • @wickermind6668
    @wickermind6668 4 года назад +223

    5:19
    Basically, Damien, The owl (named Kaepora/Gaepora, from ocarina of time) Spews a ton of useless information to the player. The default ordering for Yes and No is with Yes at the top, and No at the bottom, but this is basically the only point in the whole game where the order is reversed. Knowing players are going to spam A to skip through his dialogue, this switching of the choices means they will be tricked into making Kaepora/Gaepora spew out the information again

    • @tehesprite502
      @tehesprite502 4 года назад +17

      The Asshole design, to be specific, is that you're mashing a to get through his text, but since No is the first response, if you mash too hard you have to go through it again.

    • @spaghetti5914
      @spaghetti5914 4 года назад +3

      Lmao I love this

    • @IMakePeopleSaltyApparently
      @IMakePeopleSaltyApparently 4 года назад +6

      @@spaghetti5914 until it happens to you i bet lmaooo
      I never got caught with it though unless I wasn'twant paying attention in the first place

    • @Seantendo
      @Seantendo 4 года назад +6

      Don't know if I should pity him for never having played it or envy him for getting to play it for the first time.

    • @sicko033
      @sicko033 4 года назад +3

      It’s both funny and shitty

  • @Klekowksii
    @Klekowksii 4 года назад +502

    "Sites not letting you use adblock is not arsehole design." It is when they make you disable it and then have pop up ads every time you click.

    • @wolfwing1
      @wolfwing1 4 года назад +33

      what I love is when sites that have tons of viruses and stuff get pissy at you heh.

    • @BlackwolfAnthony
      @BlackwolfAnthony 4 года назад +12

      *Turns off ad block*
      CUNT WARS

    • @Gakvu
      @Gakvu 3 года назад +5

      @Haku infinite EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK ADS WITH SOUND?

    • @Gakvu
      @Gakvu 3 года назад +9

      @Haku infinite imagine fucking browsing the internet at 3 am while your family is sleeping in your room and then all of a sudden
      "GET THE CAR NOW! DOWNLOAD HERE"

    • @scritch8833
      @scritch8833 3 года назад

      like news articles

  • @orcalord8166
    @orcalord8166 4 года назад +461

    His headphone jack comment is basically "Stop being a baby by having a preference"

    • @orcalord8166
      @orcalord8166 4 года назад +3

      @Haku infinite Uh, was that against me or Damien? I can't tell.

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 4 года назад +9

      To Damien - Sorry that I'm HoH and have no choice for preference on how I can listen to things without a bluetooth hearing-aid when regular digital 'aids break multiple times a year, and hospitals forget to add on the function that connects me to a machine plugged into a headphone socket and transmits the sound to me....!
      Because they'll forget to add on the bluetooth function even when it's taken them two weeks to get a new 'aid, set it up with my hearing settings and send it my way, multiple times. I know they will.

    • @Alex-sm1dx
      @Alex-sm1dx 4 года назад +5

      Roadent1241 then just don’t have a hearing aid simple fix! Lol

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 4 года назад +5

      @@Alex-sm1dx OK then, you wanna live my life because it involves being able to hear people and cars because I can't live it safely without an 'aid? Have fun basically being a slave.
      But honestly, that's a yearly occurence not by choice.
      Doesn't help with anything as the silence makes me go crazy whenever I literally don't have a hearing-aid because the current one broke and it's 2-3 weeks of not being able to hear anything that's not right next to my ear.
      And my parents get annoyed because I can't hear them when they call me, for some mysterious reason, as that's the only system we have to communicate. They've known me my whole life and know I can't hear for shit without it.

    • @Alex-sm1dx
      @Alex-sm1dx 4 года назад +7

      @@Roadent1241 r/woooosh

  • @tonk6154
    @tonk6154 4 года назад +52

    5:20 no that hecking bird talks for 3 whole hours than when you go to end it, after you've been spamming through it and its auto puts the option to, "no" he repeats himself because you were spamming through it

    • @masmurdermonkey9233
      @masmurdermonkey9233 4 года назад +4

      Exactly! He just doesn't know the pain!

    • @coaldrivr
      @coaldrivr 3 года назад +1

      Yeah I swear like he talks for about 89 hours and 27 minutes and the NO is on top and I have to listen to him talking again

    • @tonk6154
      @tonk6154 3 года назад

      @@coaldrivr dude this comment is like a year old lol

    • @coaldrivr
      @coaldrivr 3 года назад

      @@tonk6154 lol

  • @jeiku5041
    @jeiku5041 4 года назад +588

    "Stop being a baby and go buy an iPhone and air pods to go with it."
    "This message was definitely not paid for by Apple whatsoever."
    "CONSUME PRODUCT. WAIT FOR NEXT PRODUCT. CONSUME MORE. BUY. BUY. BUY. SPEND. SPEND. SPEND."

    • @jadenjackson183
      @jadenjackson183 4 года назад +2

      i own an android but prefer apple ive used both and that’s what you do with android just not as rapidly or expensively
      but lower quality imo

    • @jeiku5041
      @jeiku5041 4 года назад +6

      @@jadenjackson183 Boy, Samsung flagships cost about as much as the new iPhones.

    • @jadenjackson183
      @jadenjackson183 4 года назад +7

      Jeiku Furame imma not start a war but personal preference iphone stick with your android idrc whatever makes you happy

    • @jeiku5041
      @jeiku5041 4 года назад +3

      @@jadenjackson183 Personal preferences are okay to have.

    • @zerotwo_.002
      @zerotwo_.002 4 года назад

      @@jadenjackson183 why do you like apple better ?

  • @jowhy7243
    @jowhy7243 4 года назад +1381

    Damien’s laugh should be my ringtone - I’d never answer my phone

    • @sleepynick_
      @sleepynick_ 4 года назад +8

      Can you sent me a link

    • @jowhy7243
      @jowhy7243 4 года назад +6

      Nick Middel geme haven’t really got one tbh

    • @revalanims5017
      @revalanims5017 4 года назад +17

      Gerrit Rookworst ive just been _________’d in 2019.
      My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

    • @jerrymcdonald2999
      @jerrymcdonald2999 4 года назад +8

      @@ifyouwoooshmeyouhavesmallp7603 YOU SNEAKY FRENCHMAN YOU GOT ME.

    • @amalawawaw2
      @amalawawaw2 4 года назад +7

      @@ifyouwoooshmeyouhavesmallp7603 you glorious bastard youve got me with that

  • @mod3no
    @mod3no 4 года назад +475

    "Stop being a baby. You don't need a headphone jack"
    *YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! IT WAS SAID THAT YOU WOULD DESTROY THE SITH, NOT JOIN THEM*

    • @Myranmia83
      @Myranmia83 3 года назад

      Mod3no just use wish

    • @AreHorsesReal
      @AreHorsesReal 3 года назад +17

      @@Myranmia83 wish is kinda bad tho

    • @Myranmia83
      @Myranmia83 3 года назад +3

      k I got a pair for a little over 9 bucks whit like each for 12 or a little less or more hours and waterproof

    • @AreHorsesReal
      @AreHorsesReal 3 года назад +4

      @@Myranmia83 how long did shipping take?

    • @Myranmia83
      @Myranmia83 3 года назад

      k like 2 weeks

  • @MrMKFreak
    @MrMKFreak 4 года назад +175

    Damien: "Just buy bluetooth headphones"
    a) Good Bluetooth headphones are still not cheap
    b) What if my car only has aux? Having a new phone might not be that expensive, but owning a new car is.

    • @Punttipate62
      @Punttipate62 4 года назад

      You can get good bluetooth headphones for 25-40 dollars my man

    • @AngryK1tty
      @AngryK1tty 4 года назад +14

      epin pelaja You kinda missed the whole car not having Bluetooth thing. Also, you can get decent enough headphones with a jack for 10 bucks and they’ll last longer than 40$ Bluetooth ones.

    • @Punttipate62
      @Punttipate62 4 года назад

      @@AngryK1tty Yeah I was talking about the first thing he said and not the second one

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 4 года назад +4

      c) I wear a hearing-aid in my 'hearing' ear, that has a radio-aid/multi-mic transmitter. The hearing-aid is free, the transmitter was not. Point being, the transmitter plugs into headphone sockets and sends the audio to me in mono (L&R).
      ~
      I would have to specifically ask for a bluetooth hearing-aid, and these digital things break multiple times a year just existing so thank frick they're free, but the waiting two weeks (if I'm lucky) for a new one, or going an hour to the specific hospital that does my hearing-aids is bad. Because I need the 'aid for my survival.
      And I've had multiple occasions where I've been sent new 'aids WITHOUT the radio-aid setting, so imagine how many times they'd forget to add the bluetooth function leaving me for ANOTHER two-ish week with nothing to listen to because I have to send it back for Being Unusable. (It's a trade system, old for new.)
      ~
      And if things stop having headphone sockets, I can't even just use regular earphones with a stero-mono adapter just to not be in basically dead silence for the time I'm waiting for a new 'aid. I won't even be able to use bluetooth earphones I bet because uh no wires to use the adapter with and I haven't seen anything out but machines outside of i-devices and in-game settings have a Mono setting.

    • @dadude001
      @dadude001 4 года назад +1

      _laughs in hearing aid_

  • @thedakkafex2148
    @thedakkafex2148 4 года назад +426

    “Live without a headphone jack” I got 200 dollars worth of regular headsets that produce better quality sound

    • @crayfishfuture
      @crayfishfuture 4 года назад +53

      I know right? I have multiple pairs of really good headphones that weren't even as expensive as airpods but sound infinitely better. Earbuds sound like shit, and even bluetooth headphones don't sound as good as wired ones. Why would I ever want a phone without a headphone jack?

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 4 года назад +38

      @@crayfishfuture It's absolutely retarded why people think losing a HP Jack is a good thing. They should be culled from the population to keep their stupidity from spreading.

    • @lapeez2277
      @lapeez2277 4 года назад +5

      kabob 007 we should stop people like that from breeding

    • @crayfishfuture
      @crayfishfuture 4 года назад +14

      I don't know if I'd go as far as separating them from the mortal coil, but they seriously need to think for a second. How is it at all okay to remove a feature like that, let alone a good thing? People need to get a grip and stop getting screwed by these companies for literally no purpose.

    • @sgtruru
      @sgtruru 4 года назад

      That’s why I use old iPhones/iPads. They actually have headphone jacks.

  • @azelfdaboi5265
    @azelfdaboi5265 4 года назад +49

    "You don't need a headphone jack, stop being a baby"
    Thomas had never seen such bullshit before

    • @brooklynsmith2721
      @brooklynsmith2721 4 года назад

      Well, I mean... it is kind of obsolete, but you do you.

    • @Punttipate62
      @Punttipate62 4 года назад

      @@brooklynsmith2721 nahh, removing the headphone jack was fucking stupid

    • @TaxiYoshi64
      @TaxiYoshi64 4 года назад

      @@Punttipate62 i mean every company removed it so

    • @Punttipate62
      @Punttipate62 4 года назад

      @@TaxiYoshi64 yeah, but just because alot of companies did it doesn't mean its a good thing

    • @TaxiYoshi64
      @TaxiYoshi64 4 года назад

      @@Punttipate62 well you are kinda 3 years late to say that, also every company bundles a headphone jack dongle also you can buy a headphone jack to bluetooth receiver to use with a bluetooth compatible device like a phone

  • @volticksyt6596
    @volticksyt6596 4 года назад +89

    Is it just me or I read the title like this.
    “A shole design.”

    • @bobross7744
      @bobross7744 4 года назад +6

      Thank god I'm not the only one

    • @yoro__33
      @yoro__33 4 года назад

      Same

    • @volticksyt6596
      @volticksyt6596 4 года назад +3

      How did this comment section turn into Harry Potter so fast and unexpectedly

    • @volticksyt6596
      @volticksyt6596 4 года назад +3

      Guess that explains it

    • @bloomingnight2731
      @bloomingnight2731 3 года назад

      Finally Someone I Can Relate

  • @ruler_of_everything
    @ruler_of_everything 4 года назад +212

    damien in
    other videos: hey guys i'm a reddit man
    damien in this video and irl: time to flex my rolex and my
    airpods, first i gotta
    drink some
    bling water tho

    • @th3gov3rnm3nt
      @th3gov3rnm3nt 4 года назад +7

      man drinks diamond carbonated water

    • @smeebsmob
      @smeebsmob 4 года назад +11

      Normal people: I can write full sentences and I don’t have to start a new line every 3 words.
      You: I don’t
      know how to
      finish a sentence in
      one line

    • @ruler_of_everything
      @ruler_of_everything 4 года назад +13

      @smeeb
      i have
      no idea what
      you're talking
      about
      tho...

    • @dadude001
      @dadude001 4 года назад +6

      _laughs in bluetooth hearing aids_

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 года назад +1

      🤷‍♂️lollllll

  • @PollexTheCat
    @PollexTheCat 4 года назад +647

    "be an adult and buy bluetooth headphones" oh yeah I love finicky connectivity, non existent battery life, and half the audio quality for double the price

    • @cheeto.burrito
      @cheeto.burrito 4 года назад +61

      Don't forget the static noise they eventually start spewing as they get old.

    • @LockMatch
      @LockMatch 4 года назад +31

      Well, good Bluetooth headphones have a battery for 20-24 hour nonstop playtime. Charge that shit ones a Day and you'll be fine

    • @cedrikw4972
      @cedrikw4972 4 года назад +5

      Ivan Sozontov yeah but that don’t eliminate the other things

    • @LockMatch
      @LockMatch 4 года назад +7

      @@cedrikw4972well, I didn't said anything about other issues) Wires ftw.

    • @entropic-decay
      @entropic-decay 4 года назад +27

      @@LockMatch not to mention, people like me exist, where every size of earbud or pod or what have you is either barely too big so it pushes itself out of my ear or barely too small so it just falls out. I literally only use headsets because no earbuds exist that fit me

  • @KN4YYJ
    @KN4YYJ 4 года назад +16

    Any time someone says "be an adult and..." then tells you to follow their lead is clearly not actually an adult.

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 4 года назад

      I do wonder how old he is anyway. Doesn't sound much more than 20.

  • @ramsundarradhakrishnan258
    @ramsundarradhakrishnan258 3 года назад +50

    It's okay, Damien's gonna buy us all bluetooth headphones with the RUclips money that he is swimming in.

  • @thiesvanderkooij8421
    @thiesvanderkooij8421 4 года назад +29

    10:06 that is why bluetooth is bad. Use solid connections to your headphones, or just use speakers and a microphone.
    Wireless stuff just runs out of power and breaks charging ports.

    • @liwo8998
      @liwo8998 3 года назад

      T. Van der kooij what, how does it break charging ports.

  • @soulflowerstuff
    @soulflowerstuff 4 года назад +262

    I’m so glad people have the same thoughts on Damien’s “you don’t need a headphone jack” bs, I went down to the comments as soon as he said that to see if people thought what I was thinking

    • @roi8772
      @roi8772 4 года назад +1

      same

    • @anvildragon7927
      @anvildragon7927 4 года назад +1

      same

    • @kristophesiem5336
      @kristophesiem5336 4 года назад +4

      You do if you dont wanna buy those tiny, more expensive and easy-to-lose Bluetooth craps

    • @christopherballard1348
      @christopherballard1348 4 года назад

      I mean, you don't need air pods. There are much more cost effective bluetooth earbuds out there, and if that's still not your taste, there is always the dongle.

    • @stargazer_and_co
      @stargazer_and_co 4 года назад

      Same

  • @bootsdotexe
    @bootsdotexe 4 года назад +708

    bruh "be an adult, stop being a baby, grow up and get bluetooth speakers" ain't it chief, _please_ tell me you're joking lol.

    • @gnomilius
      @gnomilius 4 года назад +45

      I'm starting to slowly dislike Damien...

    • @L11_Restart
      @L11_Restart 4 года назад +10

      NOOOOO HES TALKING SERIOUSLY ARENT HE?

    • @shalice7784
      @shalice7784 4 года назад +20

      Heinz Kunz people don’t wanna pay extra for special apple headphones Or Bluetooth headphones

    • @spleens4200
      @spleens4200 4 года назад +1

      Nuclear Phaze Bluetooth isn’t that bad tho
      It’s a worthy investment if you’re like me and break the cord on headphones with how often you accidents drop your phone

    • @nevermore7285
      @nevermore7285 4 года назад +1

      What’s the problem with them? There so much better than chord ones

  • @foxlycan
    @foxlycan 4 года назад +201

    "See, there's your problem, you got an android, just get an iPhone."
    "You don't need a headphone jack, get bluetooth."
    later...
    "Oh god, Zedge and 300+$ bluetooth headset not being compatible with all devices, if only there were ways to avoid this!"
    Honestly not sure if shill or just stupid on this one...

    • @sirhoneybadger5875
      @sirhoneybadger5875 4 года назад +49

      A lot of Apple users are ignorant as fuck and don't know what they're taking about when trying to justify Apple's practices

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx 4 года назад +12

      Samsung is best, try to change my mind.

    • @standardheat-fs8159
      @standardheat-fs8159 4 года назад +6

      Icy Fleckz I have a S10+ AND I LOVE IT!

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx 4 года назад +6

      @@standardheat-fs8159 That's great! Mine is a j6 (Samsung) or something. Works fine, just sometimes when I try to write, it goes slow when usually it goes as fast as me. I think it's when I've used it for long and turned it off while still on RUclips or the messages app.

    • @standardheat-fs8159
      @standardheat-fs8159 4 года назад +5

      Icy Fleckz Great! My phone beats my friends iPhone XS in everything! He said he is disappointed in Apple, he was a fan of it for years! He complains about Apple saying „innovation“ to every bullshit that Samsung and Huawei and other companies have for common!

  • @hyper-night-parade6220
    @hyper-night-parade6220 4 года назад +136

    "Suck it up, buy a Bluetooth headphone pair" I don't want wireless headphones man, those things suck, If I can have it wired I get it wired. Headphones, computer mouse and keyboard, controllers ,etc less shaz to charge every like 2 hours.

    • @Purple_Sloth
      @Purple_Sloth 4 года назад +12

      Not to mention how you’d have to lug around two pairs of headphones if one older device doesn’t support Bluetooth.
      Or how sometimes Bluetooth just doesn’t work after a while, my tablet and phone lost it’s connectivity to Bluetooth for some reason and I can’t connect anything to them. Wires are more durable and interchangeable, drop a Bluetooth 3 times and it’s clinging on to dear life if not already broken.

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters 3 года назад

      Then get the dongle

    • @GirlInATesttube
      @GirlInATesttube 3 года назад

      My phones jack doesn't work either, so I have to buy bluetooth. Didn't know it until I bought my first headset, and now I'm stuck with bluetooth for eternity. Also my dad's earpods won't let him plug his phone in and listen to music at the same time so he bought new ones too. Companies just can't get anything right these days

    • @bluemaster7530
      @bluemaster7530 3 года назад

      I don't know man, my wireless battery powered mouse functions for like over half a year. and i use it... honestly way too much.
      Edit cause it posted early: I get what you're saying though, recharging every 2 hours sucks.

    • @beanmasterz
      @beanmasterz 2 года назад

      Poor person moment

  • @soulfox32
    @soulfox32 4 года назад +364

    5:17 Damien....damien....there is a HUGE reason why "No" being on top instead of yes is a major issue

    • @Meteorite_Shower
      @Meteorite_Shower 4 года назад +79

      It's not so much it being on top, it's that 'No' is the default resting point for the cursor, so rapidly pressing 'A' to skip all the dialogue makes you go through it all again. But you knew that.

    • @crayfishfuture
      @crayfishfuture 4 года назад +15

      @@Meteorite_Shower Yeah, it wants you to pay attention.

    • @contentdeleted1621
      @contentdeleted1621 4 года назад +19

      *H O O T H O O T*
      Stop mashing the buttons! Or else you have to sit through the dialogue all over again!

    • @someonessidechannel1485
      @someonessidechannel1485 4 года назад +11

      Still asshole design

    • @akayame39
      @akayame39 4 года назад +6

      When it's 1999 and you're playing this game from the beginning for the 10th time because you have no friends and you don't understand how the internet works yet, this owl can be a little frustrating.

  • @DaisyPhoxtrot
    @DaisyPhoxtrot 4 года назад +215

    "You don't need a headphone jack." I mean, I don't need teeth either, but it's, like, a personal choice of mine to have them.

    • @mr.stuffdoer8483
      @mr.stuffdoer8483 4 года назад +4

      Delta Phoxtrot ... I mean you kinda do need teeth unless you want to survive on smoothies for the rest of your life. And BT headphones are honestly better.

    • @tuketound7944
      @tuketound7944 4 года назад +1

      @@TheWashableBomb that's mean, they are more comfortable, and more useful on a job, you don't need to care about the stupid cable

    • @shamefurdispray859
      @shamefurdispray859 4 года назад +13

      @@mr.stuffdoer8483 Sounds like commie propaganda, but ok

    • @kaltross9351
      @kaltross9351 4 года назад +10

      @@tuketound7944 I'd rather be able to use my jack headphones on everything

    • @mr.stuffdoer8483
      @mr.stuffdoer8483 4 года назад

      The Washable Bomb My $40 BT headphones work better than any wired headphones I’ve ever had, have lasted longer, and are still working great. I’ll wait to hear your justification for thinking wired is better when you finish untangling the cord.

  • @masmurdermonkey9233
    @masmurdermonkey9233 4 года назад +29

    5:15 Clearly you haven't accidentally pressed no while trying to skip through multiple times.

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters 3 года назад

      The no above the yes isn’t bad, it’s not having the option to skip those that is bad.

  • @stefanbrony7905
    @stefanbrony7905 4 года назад +81

    "stop being a baby, you don't need a headphone jack"
    Wired sounds way better then wireless

    • @badog986
      @badog986 4 года назад

      And optical audio/digital audio? Hell yeah brother say bye to headphone whine

    • @rrei_.
      @rrei_. 3 года назад +1

      Eh I don’t know about that. Well atleast for me all of my wired headphones would get all screwed up and I’d have to twist the wire. So atleast for me bluetooth headphones are better.

    • @circuit10
      @circuit10 3 года назад +7

      And you have to pay 100x more for something you'll lose more quickly

    • @false3695
      @false3695 3 года назад +4

      Yeah with latency and the fact that no one makes (good) audiophile grade Bluetooth headphones

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters 3 года назад

      K then get the dongle

  • @Weldedhodag
    @Weldedhodag 4 года назад +833

    imagine actually shilling for apple, the company that would actually bring updates to make your older phone slower so you'd buy a newer one

    • @mrono1910
      @mrono1910 4 года назад +18

      Sirinterweb every phone company does that

    • @ikeilledaguy4349
      @ikeilledaguy4349 4 года назад +21

      Nah my phone still works after updating it

    • @Ssj_tainaka
      @Ssj_tainaka 4 года назад +7

      That’s why I never update my phone, and even when I want to I never have enough storage

    • @zerotwo_.002
      @zerotwo_.002 4 года назад +12

      @@mrono1910 na none do that

    • @xxbeans93xx76
      @xxbeans93xx76 4 года назад +13

      They slow it down so the crappy battery doesn’t get ruined.

  • @Gangus450
    @Gangus450 4 года назад +779

    Imagine not even having a headphone jack.
    -this post was made by android gang

    • @River_Basset
      @River_Basset 4 года назад +3

      *coughs* there was a phone made for android that had dongles too *cough*

    • @andybutler4532
      @andybutler4532 4 года назад +6

      @@River_Basset yeah shame their is more than one Android phone

    • @River_Basset
      @River_Basset 4 года назад +1

      @@andybutler4532 -_- I get that but I'm saying that there was a generation of android that was like that, ya dingus. That is all I'm saying, NOTHING MORE ABOUT GETTING A DIFFERENT ONE!!!

    • @rus778
      @rus778 4 года назад +2

      My razor phone 2 doesn’t have a headphone jack :(

    • @OpalyzedYT
      @OpalyzedYT 4 года назад +4

      Mystic_Onion this is one of those moments where you want that twitter function where it says “sent from ______” if he’s secretly an apple user.

  • @whitecreamsicle
    @whitecreamsicle 3 года назад +7

    "buy bluetooth headphones"
    Well, some of us play rhythm games, and bluetooth headphones are usually bad because of this thing called "input latency"

  • @nahguy
    @nahguy 4 года назад +56

    8:20
    Damien, I didn't go here to watch an apple ad. Bluetooth headphones are highly inconsistent and have poor sound quality, android is good for people who don't want to pay 1,000 dollars for a phone that will probably be old in about 2 years.

    • @Punttipate62
      @Punttipate62 4 года назад +4

      Yeah, I still use a 5 year old phone and it works just fine

    • @thehamburgergamer7871
      @thehamburgergamer7871 3 года назад +4

      Yeah iPhone is really for if you wanna flex and if you want an easy to use phone, Android is for being cheap yet amazing quality and tons of features (plus androids have emulators so..)

    • @scritch8833
      @scritch8833 3 года назад

      @@thehamburgergamer7871 let's be honest, when are you going to use Bluestacks?

    • @thehamburgergamer7871
      @thehamburgergamer7871 3 года назад

      Gabe Plays I wouldn’t, I would just get an Android phone.

    • @parzy_osu
      @parzy_osu 3 года назад +1

      You're making your sound like the only reason people would buy an android is because they can't afford the things needed
      I personally just prefer android

  • @ConejitoPequenito
    @ConejitoPequenito 4 года назад +352

    "stop being a baby, just buy (apple) bluetooth headphones" yea bud have fun paying over a hundred bucks and charging your headphones because a brand told you it's somehow better

    • @jacklane734
      @jacklane734 4 года назад +9

      It was a stupid thing to say, but charging your headphones is really not much of a hassle. I personally find a wire more annoying than having to charge your headphones on occasion. I own the Skullcandy Crusher Wireless and they have a solid 40 hours of battery life.

    • @LLLadySSS
      @LLLadySSS 4 года назад +3

      You know... There's also samsung ear buds lmao you guys are dumbasses

    • @jacklane734
      @jacklane734 4 года назад +5

      Lady.Whatever “dumnasses”

    • @graydoesdestiny8399
      @graydoesdestiny8399 4 года назад +4

      He didn’t even say Apple Bluetooth Headphones

    • @ajaxthegem3301
      @ajaxthegem3301 4 года назад +3

      I have Bluetooth headphones I bought at Walmart for 20$ and they work amazing

  • @ioratv
    @ioratv 4 года назад +639

    You don't need a rechargable battery, just be a man and buy your phone again
    -Apple in the near future

    • @flamingblade5271
      @flamingblade5271 4 года назад +15

      i mean, they do it anyway

    • @Mars_555.
      @Mars_555. 4 года назад +16

      Who needs a screen? Hah! You need to buy our $999 dollar phone plus the $750 screen

    • @CardZed
      @CardZed 4 года назад +12

      @Anon Y. Mous like samsung would copy apple's shit lol

    • @russellvanwagner8864
      @russellvanwagner8864 4 года назад +5

      1k for a laptop stand

    • @thelanktheist2626
      @thelanktheist2626 4 года назад

      CardZ you overestimate Samsung

  • @victorhugo-wo2ci
    @victorhugo-wo2ci 3 года назад +3

    "Just use bluetooth" ah yes i love running out of power and having no other way to listen to music because im not at home/dont have outlets nearby

  • @silvrnightingale
    @silvrnightingale 3 года назад +5

    8:30
    Me, watching this with wire headphones: At least I wont drop my phone in the toilet...
    (Also, you have to charge wireless headphones, which sucks if you're in a hurry and your headphones are dead. With wire headphones, you never have to charge them)

  • @am45_001
    @am45_001 4 года назад +304

    Bluetooth Headphones:
    [Pros]
    -wireless
    [Cons]
    -connection issues are usually a problem with the bluetooth chip in the headphones
    -pausing/playing sound over bluetooth causes a small skip in the audio
    -typically worse audio quality compared to similarly priced wired headphones
    -bluetooth headphones need to be charged
    -cannot be converted into wired unless a wired option has already been integrated
    Wired Headphones:
    [Pros]
    -greater audio quality compared to bluetooth
    -audio is played passively so you don't need to charge them (this is also why you dont experience skipping when pausing/playing audio through them)
    -the aux cable can be replaced cheaply without taking apart anything (only if the aux cable isn't soldered to the headphones)
    -wired headphones can be converted into bluetooth headphones cheaply (price is proportional to quality)
    [Cons]
    -wires

    • @L11_Restart
      @L11_Restart 4 года назад +1

      i nshould stop before i became bipolar and analphabet

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 4 года назад +1

      @Charli 1234 Mine are Jabra Revo, I found them on campus a few years ago. The folding function is damaged on the left side causing them to fall apart if too much pressure is added, the internal battery seems to have gotten damaged or the wire broke, and the earpad liner is wearing away causing irritation if a barrier isn't in place.
      However, they are the best headphones I've ever had. Most of the issues are from water damage (it was raining when I found them and I stupidly wore them in the shower thinking they weren't going to last long). I'm still able to use them since they have an AUX port letting me just replace the cable if the need occurs. Eventually, when I have the money/need, I plan to buy myself a new pair especially since the price has gone down over the years.

    • @user-qp4ru6el2s
      @user-qp4ru6el2s 4 года назад +6

      I mean, I once got the wires caught by the door knob and my headphones were yeeted across the room, obviously breaking as a result.
      So no, I’d rather not. Charging isn’t really a thing since mine charge fast and can live till the night when I start charging, and there wasn’t any noticeable audio quality differences.

    • @spleens4200
      @spleens4200 4 года назад +1

      I’m sorry but I disagree with the quality, you know how the quality drops in them? It’s the mesh inside of the buds getting clogged with EARWAX, you can very easily remove them or poke a few holes

    • @spleens4200
      @spleens4200 4 года назад

      Charli 1234 Mpow Jaws are good too!

  • @otaking3582
    @otaking3582 4 года назад +568

    10:03 And this, Damian, is why Bluetooth headphones are a bad idea, you Apple apologist

    • @Binglechange
      @Binglechange 4 года назад +3

      ur just trying to save urself cuz u don’t got airpods

    • @zirenitamon
      @zirenitamon 4 года назад +37

      shrimp Airpods Suck. They are way to expensive and have low quality sound.
      And don’t come whit the “Lol yOuR POoOor AnDrOid UzEr”, because I am an Apple user. 😒

    • @JP12345
      @JP12345 4 года назад +18

      @@Binglechange I hope this is just a meme comment... I really... Really do.....

    • @ll-WOW-ll
      @ll-WOW-ll 4 года назад +3

      @@zirenitamon your not an apple user if you dont have airpods you pleb

    • @zirenitamon
      @zirenitamon 4 года назад +8

      - Crackhead - Here comes another ONE!!! 🎶🎶🎶
      Also, *You’re. :v

  • @dadude001
    @dadude001 4 года назад +18

    Everyone’s mad about how Damien said that you don’t need a headphone jack and you should get bluetooth headphones.
    _laughs in bluetooth hearing aids_

  • @jessicabaca6192
    @jessicabaca6192 3 года назад +6

    I love how he didn't Understood the Ocarina of Time one-
    If you ever see this, we usually skip the entire thing (it's a DAMN LOT) just by pressing A lots of times, and when that happends we accidentally press "No" on the explanation and here it goes again-

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters 3 года назад

      If there’s no option to skip, then that’s the problem.

  • @darksentinel082
    @darksentinel082 4 года назад +419

    Im sorry, Damien, my professional music production headphones aren't bluetooth

  • @willowids369
    @willowids369 4 года назад +160

    "No or yes" is a-hole design because it makes the guy repeat the whole thing again. He does it for every tutorial he's in.

    • @noberoke3352
      @noberoke3352 4 года назад +7

      That's why I immediately read all of the comments once I heard that. Didn't think that there are other complains here lol XD.

    • @willowids369
      @willowids369 4 года назад +11

      @@noberoke3352 yeah most of them are talking about the headphone jack thing (which is also a-hole design. Apple's products are built to destroy themselves after maybe a year for some of their pricier things, and Air Pods break after 3 months from what I've heard. They pull this stuff often, and get away with it every time from what I've seen.)

    • @stupidandunnecessary6710
      @stupidandunnecessary6710 3 года назад +3

      Imagine doing a Zelda speedrun and forgetting to pull the analog down while skipping his dialogue .__.

    • @nappygrimm6411
      @nappygrimm6411 3 года назад +1

      @@willowids369 lads we did there are bluetooth ear phones or whatever there cslled that are lik 45$ for a nice pair compared to rotten apple wich break fast than i can say fu- there goes another one

    • @willowids369
      @willowids369 3 года назад

      @@nappygrimm6411 I know, I have a pair of earbuds that are alright.

  • @TrappedBowyer9684
    @TrappedBowyer9684 3 года назад +5

    1:06
    That impression was amazing

  • @gsp7671
    @gsp7671 4 года назад +11

    I like how no one talks about how apple made a laptop that melts it own face then the people who made the laptop made a iPhone

  • @entity42
    @entity42 4 года назад +3273

    _No one wants to by extra headphones for a crappy phone, damien_
    Edit: Jesus fucking Chris this has become a warzone of mass destruction, beware (oh and likes I guess)

    • @juulian_6373
      @juulian_6373 4 года назад +41

      Entity420 Last time I checked iPhones don't explode

    • @ejss
      @ejss 4 года назад +49

      And the quality isnt even as good

    • @valtteripallari4961
      @valtteripallari4961 4 года назад +197

      @@juulian_6373 Last I checked no one's going to buy a shitty 1700€ iPhone. Like what the fuck kind of an idea is that?

    • @Oceanrex
      @Oceanrex 4 года назад +148

      Lat time I checked I don't have a few hundred spare Dollars for a pair of wireless headphones because I'm not the upper-middle class and above. Plus, Samsung and iPhones have the same high quality.

    • @Kayne-tz7nq
      @Kayne-tz7nq 4 года назад +2

      i wonder if you're reading this ‘Samgsum’

  • @xXTheKingEmothXx
    @xXTheKingEmothXx 4 года назад +432

    'Buy bluetooth headphones.'
    Yep okay. Nobody liked that.

    • @Kiwi_Tea
      @Kiwi_Tea 4 года назад +4

      Buy the headphones. Bluedios aren't expensive.

    • @Untexture
      @Untexture 4 года назад

      buy them no fear

    • @mfs96
      @mfs96 4 года назад +27

      @@Kiwi_Tea it's not expensive, but the sound quality is lower than the wired one, and not many people want to buy new headphone if they already have a better one.

    • @hettygram664
      @hettygram664 4 года назад +3

      JBL headphones, they are good, ps i have one on rn

    • @Andreitolca1
      @Andreitolca1 4 года назад +2

      @@hihihihihihihihihihihey and they are more expensive, so why pay more for less of a quality?
      (Just like apple products)

  • @sentheshen1965
    @sentheshen1965 3 года назад +5

    5:18 The reason why people think this is mildly infuriating is because the owl's instructions/tutorial is kinda long and boring so usually people mash through it. The problem is because no is on the top if you mash, you are prone to clicking no and repeating his dialogue.

  • @therustynickle4772
    @therustynickle4772 4 года назад +61

    I get many annoying ads that have barely visible x’s or just no x at all. How do I fix that?
    *Back button* Yay Samsung-

    • @arcanusvtuber
      @arcanusvtuber 4 года назад +10

      Android in general, my htc lets me just leave ads as well 😂 its awesome lol

    • @dallasjones4062
      @dallasjones4062 4 года назад +9

      Some ads are immune to the back button, fuck those!

    • @franchufranchu119
      @franchufranchu119 4 года назад

      Adblock.

    • @martinpurrmann5063
      @martinpurrmann5063 4 года назад +1

      @@franchufranchu119 For mobile games?

  • @superkh12
    @superkh12 4 года назад +300

    "Be an adult a buy Bluetooth headphones"
    I've never been more angry. Legit hope you lose your phone.

    • @cokedpotato3515
      @cokedpotato3515 4 года назад +4

      I-I have blue tooth head phones I'm using em right now

    • @L11_Restart
      @L11_Restart 4 года назад

      **wosh** (i think i should stop im getting tired from woshing pepole)

    • @morgankasper5227
      @morgankasper5227 4 года назад +18

      Cord headphones have higher quality!

    • @hyperlink463
      @hyperlink463 4 года назад +10

      @@L11_Restart You're getting tired of *washing people? I mean I don't blame you. It's a pretty nasty job to do.

    • @alphafart
      @alphafart 4 года назад

      Shavin65 no woshing people

  • @onyxcrimson
    @onyxcrimson 4 года назад +190

    And yet, the biggest a*s hole design is awarded to RUclips with their double ads.

    • @gestapo1401
      @gestapo1401 4 года назад +1

      [ Rock Pock ]ロックポック it’s not ass hole design if you dislike it buy RUclips red not everything is feee regard

    • @kodicraft
      @kodicraft 4 года назад +8

      30 Seconds ads:
      29 seconds unskippable ads: 2 Take it or Take it

    • @IMakePeopleSaltyApparently
      @IMakePeopleSaltyApparently 4 года назад +11

      @@gestapo1401 the thing is
      ORIGINALLY RUclips didn't force ads onto everyone this way. It was just a pop up at the bottom of the video and it didn't disturbe the video.
      Anyway, I don't need RUclips red. The truck is to IMMEDIATELY skip to the end of the video and hit reply. IMMEDIATELY skips all ads. For free
      Or if I wanna get RUclips red, I can get an unlocked apk. For free.

    • @flamingexhaust5725
      @flamingexhaust5725 4 года назад +2

      RUclips Vanced is the way to go. Don't buy YT red.

    • @dressedmaniac
      @dressedmaniac 4 года назад +1

      @mom's spaghetti
      Jailbreak it

  • @ceoofsocialanxiety6658
    @ceoofsocialanxiety6658 4 года назад +65

    8:25 Damien, just letting you know, it has been proven that wireless headphones are technically inferior to wired ones. In addition, with wired headphones, you don't need to charge them up, and you don't need to worry about losing one of them.
    My opinion: splish splash, your opinion is trash.

    • @sp88der
      @sp88der 3 года назад +6

      Comment above me is correct

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters 3 года назад +2

      “Wireless headphones are technically inferior to wired o-“
      No. Just no. More expensive, yes. Lower quality, no.

    • @lovedrreid1
      @lovedrreid1 3 года назад +2

      @@Owen_loves_Butters uhm, they ARE lower quality. That is just 100% a fact, bud...

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters 3 года назад +3

      @@lovedrreid1 Really, no. I’ve used them.

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters 3 года назад +2

      And if you really think wireless headphones are worse, get the dongle.

  • @Purple_Sloth
    @Purple_Sloth 4 года назад +9

    “Guys, we don’t need those pedestrian crossing buttons at intersections, just buy a car, stop being a baby.”

  • @willowokami9006
    @willowokami9006 4 года назад +262

    "It's not actually a amazon giftcard"
    This should be theft at its finest

    • @JustAnotherBritishGuy
      @JustAnotherBritishGuy 4 года назад +1

      It's actually the piece of card the store puts on the rack so the employees know where to put the particular giftcard

    • @ianimateonceinawhile3129
      @ianimateonceinawhile3129 4 года назад +1

      an*

    • @willowokami9006
      @willowokami9006 4 года назад +1

      @@ianimateonceinawhile3129grammar police? oh noes

    • @AlenobaLP
      @AlenobaLP 4 года назад +1

      Yea pretty sure that's like a display thing

    • @ianimateonceinawhile3129
      @ianimateonceinawhile3129 4 года назад +1

      I’m trying to help, What If you get a F in English?

  • @Tielormus
    @Tielormus 4 года назад +64

    I wanna make an app where it’s like
    “Do you like the game”
    “it’s ok”
    “no it not ok”
    Then when you pick no, it responds with:
    “bruh moment what can i do now”

  • @beeswall1291
    @beeswall1291 3 года назад +6

    5:17 you cannot talk for you seem to have never played lozoot before his text takes so long to go through even while pressing A a tone then you click no and it STARTS ALL OVER AGAIN

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters 3 года назад

      The no being on top is not the problem. The problem is there is no option to skip.

    • @beeswall1291
      @beeswall1291 3 года назад

      @@Owen_loves_Butters no

  • @tarkynh1685
    @tarkynh1685 4 года назад +4

    5:20
    Well it's an Orcarina of time thing that that owls message is so bloody ling-

  • @arka1409
    @arka1409 4 года назад +7

    "Stop being a baby, get bluetooth headphones"
    Thomas had never HEARD such bullshit before

  • @user-ql2fh2mq1d
    @user-ql2fh2mq1d 4 года назад +386

    "A headphone jack is childish,"
    WHERE IS THE REAL DAMIEN
    WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM

    • @evavonblon2151
      @evavonblon2151 4 года назад

      Baby?

    • @stiky5972
      @stiky5972 4 года назад

      They ate him

    • @roombaslug
      @roombaslug 4 года назад +1

      Apple has a gun to his head

    • @stiky5972
      @stiky5972 4 года назад

      @@roombaslug Nah man it has a squirt gun to it's head (gun emoji was changed to: 🔫)

  • @mtgmason1551
    @mtgmason1551 4 года назад +2

    2:08 this is even worse in Magic the Gathering, because there is a format called “cube” that people love to play, but is very expensive, and “power cubes” are often referred to as powerful because they contain very expensive and powerful cards “mox opal, Lilliana of the Veil, Jace, etc”

  • @zacharyk7225
    @zacharyk7225 4 года назад +41

    90% percent of this comment section is just "HEADPHONE JACK *REEEEEEEEE*"
    I mean, I agree but, jesus.

    • @Jamesthe1
      @Jamesthe1 3 года назад +3

      Ikr
      Let me look at the funny comments for sakes

  • @theopenrift
    @theopenrift 4 года назад +629

    8:18 can we just talk about the fact that Damien thinks wanting a headphone jack is childish?? I hope to God he's joking.

  • @bananatorpedo275
    @bananatorpedo275 4 года назад +458

    Damien: lol appul gud androyd bahd
    Comment section: *[anger]*

    • @JellyMyst
      @JellyMyst 4 года назад +72

      That's what tends to happen when someone's wrong.

    • @ultralanpasalan4712
      @ultralanpasalan4712 4 года назад +27

      Android is better tho just stating a fact

    • @Camazotzer
      @Camazotzer 4 года назад +15

      @@ultralanpasalan4712 Android isn`t better you just get the same quality phones with way better prices. Apple is the EA of phones. Buy a phone for 2000$? Yeah headphone jack 500$ "DLC". Oh and if you break your charger you have to pay 250$ for a new one because the charger hole is a different shape than other phone`s.
      If you want to pay a lot of money for a phone buy something actually worth it: Razer Phone 2 Bruh it`s not even that expensive. It`s a gaming focused phone nearly a cheaper level gaming laptop stats and only for 800$. It does have some "DLC`s" but they are not that essential like a controller where you can put your phone in and use it as a controller for mobile games or just a wireless charger but it`s 100$ so I don`t think it`s worth it.

    • @Camazotzer
      @Camazotzer 4 года назад +10

      Bruh my comment turned into an ad real fast. Just wanted to give a comparison

    • @bananatorpedo275
      @bananatorpedo275 4 года назад +13

      Im an apple fan but I dont hate andriod

  • @aj.1792
    @aj.1792 4 года назад +3

    ''Yeah sure!'' ''Umm sure''
    me: rapidly pressing back button on phone-

  • @DrSarcasmable
    @DrSarcasmable 3 года назад +2

    8:43 The size of the plastic packaging is so that it is too big to fit into pockets, reducing loss from theft.

  • @ixenvire
    @ixenvire 4 года назад +89

    8:34 "you dont need a head phone jack" well... last time I checked, my car radio built in 2002 doesnt have blutooth capability,.... and a cord is a lot cheeper.

    • @mattreynolds3178
      @mattreynolds3178 4 года назад +1

      i have a 2004 car. there are Bluetooth adapters for the cigarette lighter

    • @mattreynolds3178
      @mattreynolds3178 4 года назад +1

      @Haku infinite um okay? no one said you had to buy a BT adapter.

    • @nappygrimm6411
      @nappygrimm6411 3 года назад +1

      It was also a jab at apple because they pretty much pulled a oh you want a headphone nah

  • @ItsCosmoTewulf
    @ItsCosmoTewulf 4 года назад +133

    Damien: You don't need a headphone jack. Stop being a baby.
    Me: *high-pitched demonic screeching*

  • @Mousegosqueek
    @Mousegosqueek 4 года назад +1

    I just finished crying my eyes out, time for Emkay to make me happy

  • @waterwolf982
    @waterwolf982 3 года назад +4

    6:27
    Nah nah nah, it meant “A larger amount of air”

  • @Xiellion
    @Xiellion 4 года назад +451

    "Just be an adult and pay more money to use something that already costs $1000"

    • @anarchyandempires5452
      @anarchyandempires5452 4 года назад +44

      Yeah Be an adult and trust everything aple tells you like a good little boy.

    • @FirstNameLastName-il8ev
      @FirstNameLastName-il8ev 4 года назад +36

      College debts? What's that? I can't hear you over my *1k phone and airpods*

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 4 года назад +1

      Sound advice.

    • @peabrain6872
      @peabrain6872 4 года назад

      Anarchy Empire hey Samsung the galaxy fold would be good for almost $2000 but if you fold it too much it doesn’t work

    • @anarchyandempires5452
      @anarchyandempires5452 4 года назад +2

      @@peabrain6872 the fold is just as dumb an idea as no Headphone jack.

  • @hugemango2011
    @hugemango2011 4 года назад +248

    Damien: 8:20
    *"You are the enemy of the people"*

    • @ArcYT
      @ArcYT 4 года назад

      unsubscribed lmao

  • @mitingtwotch
    @mitingtwotch 3 года назад +4

    5:09 wow he nailed that chills impression.

  • @Turtleanju
    @Turtleanju 3 года назад +2

    Dude that chills impression was frickin good

  • @taytay1030
    @taytay1030 4 года назад +316

    Okay but Android doesn't mean ads on the screen. He either has an app with popups or a virus...

    • @teubert2
      @teubert2 4 года назад +37

      Agree. I have used Android for years, and I have never had any ads. He probably has the latter as not a lot of people use anti-virus on their smartphones.

    • @banaanzxcvbnm
      @banaanzxcvbnm 4 года назад +20

      Probably a launcher with adds.

    • @azkera
      @azkera 4 года назад +13

      he prolly installed one of those "invisible app" that hide itself from the phone
      then it lunches ads
      seen it before

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 4 года назад +6

      Probably just downloaded an a**hole app that makes ad pop up all over the phone. Thing is it's hard to find out which one.

    • @okguy167
      @okguy167 4 года назад +2

      I think the problem is that it's a Google Pixel 3... I heard that my grandmother, who usually knows what she's doing, has been getting ads like that. And no, kids don't go over to play at her house or with her phone. All of her family live in another state except for her husband.

  • @Heathenfidel
    @Heathenfidel 4 года назад +67

    5:16 Having the "No" on top makes it the default choice, so if you are just mashing the A button you'll go back to the beginning of the owl's long monologue.

    • @masmurdermonkey9233
      @masmurdermonkey9233 4 года назад +6

      Exactly, and that's super irritating. Especially if you do it multiple times...

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 3 года назад +6

      I'm surprised he was so mellow at that image. For decades Ocarina of Time fans have complained and memed about Kaepora Gaebora's infuriating text boxes. Some have even called Kaepora one of the most annoying video game characters in history.

    • @harlequinsnightmare8198
      @harlequinsnightmare8198 3 года назад +1

      @@k-leb4671 he actually beats out Navi. By a wide margin. Navi is sometimes actually helpful, he just repeats stuff you literally had to learn to get to him for like five minutes and then pulls that crap.

    • @cherubblu
      @cherubblu 3 года назад

      @@k-leb4671 orville from animal crossing has no match for him
      i havent even played ocarina of time and just k n o w .

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters 3 года назад +1

      But why would you mash A and not read?
      Oh is there no option to skip? Oh wow.

  • @gracewalf2985
    @gracewalf2985 4 года назад

    i was listening and at the fudge filled drumstick part i heard the chills im thinking "i thought i was watching emkay . the voice impression was awesome

  • @Kyoobur9000
    @Kyoobur9000 3 года назад +1

    2:07 “Mystery power cube, but there’s no cube!”
    *IT WAS ME ALL ALONG AUSTIN*

  • @isabellajustice2910
    @isabellajustice2910 4 года назад +86

    Bluetooth headphones are more expensive and force us to deal with another charger

    • @gunfuego
      @gunfuego 4 года назад

      and too much electromagnetic radiation adsorption can be harmful. It's bad enough 5g is forced on us......

    • @astroyeaster9464
      @astroyeaster9464 4 года назад

      @@gunfuego lol 5g is basically WiFi

    • @gunfuego
      @gunfuego 4 года назад +3

      @@astroyeaster9464 No. It operates at about 6-300Ghz WiFi is at 2.4 to5Ghz. That alone is a big difference. Low doses of RF radiation over a long period time are linked to cancer, headaches, depression, anxiety, sleep issues and other ailments. 5g is adding more RF to the airwaves...

    • @MichaelSwartz-bf6we
      @MichaelSwartz-bf6we 4 года назад +1

      What has this post turned into

    • @SugmaDick
      @SugmaDick 4 года назад +2

      @@gunfuego go get some proper research from a reliable resource, not conspiracy theorist forums.

  • @sandtrap175
    @sandtrap175 4 года назад +155

    Not every one can buy a $1000 phone, plus an extra $100 for low audio quality airpods.

    • @92camarors98
      @92camarors98 4 года назад +4

      Sandtrap 175 there’s bluetooth earphones at Best Buy that have great quality for $15

    • @evanadams1781
      @evanadams1781 4 года назад +11

      @@92camarors98 those stop working in like a day

    • @anarchyandempires5452
      @anarchyandempires5452 4 года назад +5

      @@evanadams1781 yeah those ain't water nor impact resistant so they get pretty fucked up really quickly if you use them in like the gym....or you know if you live in the south part of the country in Sumer.

    • @jacksonepperly2804
      @jacksonepperly2804 4 года назад

      Anarchy Empire ive dropped my airpods multiple times in one day from around waist height. im also 6 feet. dont see where your getting this from

    • @Eggsactly
      @Eggsactly 4 года назад +2

      @@jacksonepperly2804 airpods are too light to be damaged by dropping them lol... if you drop a pencil from 6ft will it break? Worse case scenario is a scratch.

  • @kingchicken8232
    @kingchicken8232 4 года назад +2

    5:03 Damien turned into a drumstick himself, right there.

  • @juneypuppy
    @juneypuppy 4 года назад +3

    Everyone in the comments is raging at Damien for the iPhone thing, meanwhile I'm just having flashbacks to that damn owl from OoT. Putting the "No" on top so you have to sit through the ENTIRE thing again is the PINNACLE of asshole design.

    • @victorhugo-wo2ci
      @victorhugo-wo2ci 3 года назад +1

      Lol i remember loopinv around on that dialogue for half an hour being like"this fucking owl sure talks alot huh"

  • @LordTyph
    @LordTyph 4 года назад +20

    to clarify on the Owl, hitting No makes you go through his whole, long spiel again.
    In other words, it's designed so that if you're constantly tapping A to get through it all, you might accidentally have him do it all over again.

  • @Randomgamer-cu5qp
    @Randomgamer-cu5qp 4 года назад +43

    Well what if I don't like Bluetooth what if I like having a headphones jack huh?

  • @BeepsDaBeepster
    @BeepsDaBeepster 3 года назад +2

    5:04 That Chills impression is like perfect

  • @thaisacattoor1636
    @thaisacattoor1636 4 года назад +2

    'Be an adult' he says, not knowing I'm a 15 year old

  • @frostaminimations1785
    @frostaminimations1785 4 года назад +268

    Nobody wants extra headphones for a shittily designed phone fam.

    • @sumorley7267
      @sumorley7267 4 года назад +1

      i don't know what you're on about im amusing you don't like iPhone unless

    • @aprilnya
      @aprilnya 4 года назад

      Bitch if that headphone jack was still there you'd have 5 notches on the iphone

    • @criscat1750
      @criscat1750 4 года назад +2

      @@sumorley7267 amusing?

    • @Mars_555.
      @Mars_555. 4 года назад

      Agreed, my phone (Samsung galaxy Luna j pro or some shit) has fallen many, many, many times and my screen is fine besides one small crack. And all the Apple phones or products I've seen are cracked to no end. And mine has a headphone jack so-

    • @josephbraswell2205
      @josephbraswell2205 4 года назад

      @@aprilnya so?

  • @juliette1374
    @juliette1374 4 года назад +162

    Damien: "IPhone for life, baby"
    Me: *laughs in custom ROM*

  • @aperson7786
    @aperson7786 4 года назад +1

    You killed me at the "fudge" ice cream part

  • @keyman3131
    @keyman3131 3 года назад +1

    5:17 when you're mashing the a button to get through lots of dialogue you don't want to read, the "no" being on top means you accidentally hit it, and it starts the massive dialogue over again.

  • @Skellitor301_VA
    @Skellitor301_VA 4 года назад +80

    I'd be fine with a phone coming with ads preinstalled over Apple's anti-consumer business practices. At least I'm not being charged more in repair costs than it would for a new device.

    • @Skellitor301_VA
      @Skellitor301_VA 4 года назад +9

      Yeah that's part of their anti-consumer practices that makes me turn away from Apple products. Other than that it's really an overpriced name brand, you can get an Android phone that's just as good and much more functional than an iPhone. People try to justify the expensive aspect as premium when fact is the parts and software is sometimes dated or lacking. You are not buying premium with apple, you're buying a name brand. If someone buys into Apple's premium bs, then they're just dumb for buying into that falsehood.

    • @IndellableHatesHandles
      @IndellableHatesHandles 3 года назад +5

      Wasted battery
      You know what? I'll just get a Samsung instead. Apple sucks

    • @michaelcross3744
      @michaelcross3744 2 года назад +1

      What's funny is I've run with Android since my very first smart phone 10 years ago and my first flagship phone just 4 months ago. Never have I seen pre installed ads. Usually only see that when you download those shitty mobile games

  • @buddermantheamazing
    @buddermantheamazing 4 года назад +492

    "Don't be a baby, just spend 2000 dollars on Apple products!"

    • @Andreitolca1
      @Andreitolca1 4 года назад +14

      That are worse than android!

    • @mr.stuffdoer8483
      @mr.stuffdoer8483 4 года назад +2

      I think he more said you shouldn’t be so annoyed by the removal of the headphone jack since BT is better than wired anyway but you weren’t paying attention because he had an iPhone onscreen.

    • @healslut1553
      @healslut1553 4 года назад +14

      @@mr.stuffdoer8483 "BT better than wired." Lmao. A huge trade-off in quality isn't worth it for _a lot_ of people.

    • @mr.stuffdoer8483
      @mr.stuffdoer8483 4 года назад +4

      HealSlut My Bluetooth headphones sound better and work better than wired, and have lasted at least 5x longer than any wired pair ever has, and they’re still going strong. Also I never have to untangle the wire.

    • @ShadowHolder748
      @ShadowHolder748 4 года назад +5

      Mr. Stuff Doer yeah but I have perfectly good wired headphones and don’t wanna have to spend money on new Bluetooth headphones as I would have to spend a lot for them to sound as good as my wired ones.

  • @realperson9104
    @realperson9104 3 года назад +3

    FYI, the reason the no being on top for the “you get all that” question is if you are rapidly skipping dialogue, you are going to get stuck in an endless cycle of exposition

  • @heroftime247
    @heroftime247 4 года назад +1

    You activated my fight or flight response with Gabora at 5:16. Thanks.

  • @21minute
    @21minute 4 года назад +193

    Oof. He basically pulled an "I smell broke 'cause you don't have Airpods" meme and none of the peeps in the comments section are liking it.

    • @user-um7fw6bl2e
      @user-um7fw6bl2e 4 года назад +6

      Air pods suck
      Racon
      Sponsored by racon

    • @justseffstuff3308
      @justseffstuff3308 4 года назад +11

      Yep... honestly lowkey considered unsubbing for a bit there. What an asshat.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 года назад +14

      “They make good Bluetooth headphones now”
      They also make good wired headphones now. Stop being a baby and thinking that headphone jacks are useless.

    • @yoursinisterdoge2785
      @yoursinisterdoge2785 3 года назад +3

      Airpods? Sorry, I can't hear such poverty with my Campfire Audio Andromedas..

    • @wheatleygaming3652
      @wheatleygaming3652 3 года назад +1

      imagine getting airpods for christmas,
      this post was made my PC accessory gang

  • @xavibun
    @xavibun 4 года назад +55

    I'm willing to bet all of the dislikes are from Damien's comments on Apple.

    • @bobtheduck
      @bobtheduck 4 года назад +9

      Yeah. I want to Punch Apple / Samsung fans who defend that shitty practice.

    • @bananatorpedo275
      @bananatorpedo275 4 года назад +5

      The andriod fanbase is as large as the mongolian empire

    • @catfood6855
      @catfood6855 4 года назад +5

      Guilty

    • @reallyspingebillboxpants
      @reallyspingebillboxpants 4 года назад +4

      Yeah one of them was mine

    • @FullMoonOctober
      @FullMoonOctober 4 года назад +3

      To be fair, he deserves to be disliked for saying that.

  • @spekify604
    @spekify604 3 года назад +11

    5:21 I remember when I would spam to skip the dialogue and would select "No" and have to spam again, I did it 5 times in a row.

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters 3 года назад

      Is there no option to skip? That’s the a-hole design. Not the no being on top.

    • @ashtsb
      @ashtsb Год назад

      @@Owen_loves_Butters typo

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters Год назад

      @@ashtsb ?

    • @ashtsb
      @ashtsb Год назад

      @@Owen_loves_Butters 👻

  • @bananajoe8677
    @bananajoe8677 4 года назад +5

    3:50, these cups are actually designed to keep a warm drink warm when they're on cold ground and vice versa!