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  • @ungogdansk
    @ungogdansk 4 года назад +2407

    RUclips: this content is advertiser unfriendly.
    Ads on RUclips: hentai clickbait, fake advertisement and get rich quick schemes.

    • @madzol2546
      @madzol2546 4 года назад +81

      I once got an ad basically dissing on youtube Google and Facebook for stalking on a youtube video

    • @viviaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
      @viviaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan 4 года назад +69

      @@madzol2546 hi we are duck duck go and we will tell you that Google is just a bunch on dirty f*cks but try us instead because we are better and stuff

    • @madzol2546
      @madzol2546 4 года назад +17

      @@viviaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan YES.

    • @Phoenix_IsRising
      @Phoenix_IsRising 4 года назад +19

      @@madzol2546 I did too! It was all like, "they're taking ur info!"
      They do that so they know what to suggest to you.

    • @edward9487
      @edward9487 4 года назад +3

      by the way.. Ever heard of *MLMS HON*

  • @fishtripper
    @fishtripper 3 года назад +917

    The turtle hydrating pack is a test, if don't select it they don't send you a turtle, if you select the hydration pack you are not charged for the pack and they send you the turtle. Its a test to see if you are responsible enough to take care of a turtle.

    • @sarthakk_kk
      @sarthakk_kk 3 года назад +78

      damn big brain use

    • @spamtongspamton9900
      @spamtongspamton9900 3 года назад +149

      they send you a big ol box with a note saying “good job, you’re a horrible person!” in it

    • @RocEZ8
      @RocEZ8 3 года назад +72

      @@spamtongspamton9900 “We weren’t even testing for that”

    • @greatblueh3ron
      @greatblueh3ron 3 года назад +18

      thats pretty smart

    • @buntafujiwara3289
      @buntafujiwara3289 3 года назад +8

      nice

  • @TKDPandafist
    @TKDPandafist 3 года назад +162

    “People over 80 eat free if accompanied by both parents”
    Aight, time to get the shovel

  • @AngelicRamen
    @AngelicRamen 3 года назад +342

    For the turtle hydration pack: It's actually a test! The pack is free, (so is the heating pack), but they list them as having a small fee to weed out people who wouldn't be willing to spend an extra couple dollars for their turtle to have a safe trip. If you select not to have one with your turtle, they will not sell you one, and if you select to have them, they don't charge for them.

    • @eternalphoenix2.038
      @eternalphoenix2.038 3 года назад +11

      Thanks for sharing this
      I find it really interesting

    • @z3k673
      @z3k673 3 года назад +21

      Thats actually really clever

    • @NylaTheWolf
      @NylaTheWolf 2 года назад +3

      Oh that's a huge relief, and actually really smart! Good on them!

    • @snowleopardseal
      @snowleopardseal 2 года назад +2

      Oh thank god

    • @justanotheryoutubechannel
      @justanotheryoutubechannel Год назад +4

      How do we know? What kind of website sells turtles anyway? I thought it was illegal. I would probably do it since it’s so cheap but I would be thinking wow this is a massive dick move making me pay for it, what kind of person sells a turtle without any hydration or heating!?

  • @ivybeam8877
    @ivybeam8877 5 лет назад +2346

    "Is that why there's air in the pringles bags?" Damien, i don't think pringles come in bags

    • @justadog8011
      @justadog8011 5 лет назад +49

      There's a type of Pringles that comes in a bag

    • @gracz516
      @gracz516 5 лет назад +113

      @@justadog8011 impossible

    • @calcha1274
      @calcha1274 5 лет назад +10

      If you look it up, there actually is

    • @ivybeam8877
      @ivybeam8877 5 лет назад +23

      @@calcha1274 Well, I'm from the US so they don't come in bags here...

    • @Senrabekim
      @Senrabekim 5 лет назад +15

      @@justadog8011 Pringles minis are an unholy blight upon the sacred name of pringles.

  • @WC3fanatic997
    @WC3fanatic997 4 года назад +1487

    "By breaking this seal, you are-"
    *Cuts around seal*
    "WAIT THATS ILLEGAL"

    • @theironsword1954
      @theironsword1954 4 года назад +7

      I'm pretty sure it says also to open the bag in general so.... Yeah.

    • @WC3fanatic997
      @WC3fanatic997 4 года назад +60

      ​@@theironsword1954 "By Breaking this seal, you are agreeing to the terms of the End User License agreement that is located inside the literature pack. If you do not agree to the terms of the end user liscence agreement, do not break the seal and open this bag."
      Technically, it only lists breaking the "seal" AND opening the bag, in one singular line, which to me is worded like it's a mutually inclusive action required to break the agreement. Besides that, the seal, which while it can be taken to indicate the entire bag itself as a sealed environment, can also be considered a separate actual part of the bag itself, a seam labelled as a "Closure that must be broken to be opened", the intended area for the bag to be opened and likely the one the sticker was placed on and referring to, and considering the fact that "seal" has many things it could indicate, and the clause did not specify either individually or as a collective plural which one it is ACTUALLY referring to, the argument could be made that opening the bag through another means than the intended main seal isn't actually breaking any agreements.
      Though without looking at the actual contract in full I suppose it would be hard to discover whether any of this is covered or not.

    • @theironsword1954
      @theironsword1954 4 года назад +22

      @@WC3fanatic997 I don't find fault with your logic, certainly a bit more thought out than what I would've given for an image on the internet.

    • @KevinBelmontLuna
      @KevinBelmontLuna 4 года назад +4

      **Lup hol**

    • @the_mad_ratter
      @the_mad_ratter 4 года назад +13

      We used to slice open the envelope flap. No breach to the seal, no acceptance of T's & C's, then it started being "by using this product, you agree to the terms and conditions".
      And WC3fanatic997, you're right. Because the stipulation is "xxxx AND xxxx", then both must be done to show agreement with the terms and conditions in the ELA. If you cut the seal, but don't open the bag, you aren't bound by the terms, if you open the bag, but don't cut the seal, you aren't bound by the terms.
      Legally speaking, "and" means "in addition to", so both actions must be completed to show understanding and acceptance of the Ts & Cs

  • @randomisonline
    @randomisonline 3 года назад +176

    Restaurant: "Our servers survive on your generous tips!"
    Customer: "If they survive on tips, doesn't that mean you aren't paying them enough?"
    Restaurant: "Pssh, that's not our problem!"

  • @PatrickMcCawFitnessOfficial
    @PatrickMcCawFitnessOfficial 4 года назад +333

    When you said "I see you, Google" Google assistant opened. It usually doesn't do that mid video.

  • @MysteryBlokHed
    @MysteryBlokHed 5 лет назад +1160

    4:44 That’s actually a test on the site. If you choose not to hydrate them, they won’t let you complete your order. If you do, it will be added at no extra cost.

    • @katie8732
      @katie8732 5 лет назад +167

      That's actually kinda smart

    • @mimisaur5000
      @mimisaur5000 5 лет назад +31

      oh!

    • @seafoam8845
      @seafoam8845 5 лет назад +130

      Oh! So thats how they make sure that these turtles won’r be abused..

    • @yourwaifuisbad9217
      @yourwaifuisbad9217 5 лет назад +29

      Danny Arnold definitely angry that someone had a inspired comment

    • @TheEmeraldMenOfficial
      @TheEmeraldMenOfficial 5 лет назад +3

      Adam Thompson-Sharpe hm... guerrilla tactics.

  • @orangezerofive5085
    @orangezerofive5085 5 лет назад +535

    Free Water: costs one and a half dollars
    Nestle: I approve of this

  • @HayTatsuko
    @HayTatsuko Год назад +15

    “People over 80 eat free if accompanied by both parents.”
    *_strides in with the appropriate funeral urns in hand_*
    Got 'em right here, y'all.

  • @RobbyLender
    @RobbyLender 3 года назад +63

    *just* as I was watching this, 2 unskippable ads came on and one was by cascade telling me that I can save water by running my dishwasher *every* night with their stuff.

  • @donkeedle1127
    @donkeedle1127 4 года назад +743

    The worst r/a*sholedesign kinda game there is: "save the girl". There's an ad every single time you lose or win. The levels are literally 3 taps long..

    • @emmaemma8171
      @emmaemma8171 4 года назад +9

      I have that game...

    • @donkeedle1127
      @donkeedle1127 4 года назад +6

      Emma Emma it’s addicting

    • @donkeedle1127
      @donkeedle1127 4 года назад +4

      Kayden Daspit that works? I’ve never thought of that..

    • @awesomeii8346
      @awesomeii8346 4 года назад +8

      @@donkeedle1127 turn off wifi

    • @wooloo4194
      @wooloo4194 4 года назад +24

      and the answers to making the girl survive are stupid decisions that can actually kill you in reality

  • @suborgtfo.4433
    @suborgtfo.4433 5 лет назад +1749

    Sees thumbnail :
    *_My dissapointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined_*

    • @zachfriedman4263
      @zachfriedman4263 5 лет назад +4

      Do r/gamephysics plz

    • @martinbefartin
      @martinbefartin 5 лет назад

      Rip

    • @eggofwah4852
      @eggofwah4852 5 лет назад +17

      Sees your username:
      "Sub or gtfo"
      *my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined*

    • @moelester1997
      @moelester1997 5 лет назад +1

      That's at 4:26

    • @daisyd4146
      @daisyd4146 5 лет назад +6

      The thumbnail happend to me I just got out of a movie theater and I screamed cause I saw an "100 dollar bill" on the floor next to our car but I then turned it around and it said wanna make money and I got really upset my day was ruined lmao

  • @castielsmain1611
    @castielsmain1611 3 года назад +292

    I have a virus detecting software that tells me something's wrong, even when it isn't.
    It then says what's wrong is that I don't have their other products installed (which aren't required to run the software).

    • @grimmoflunalis1440
      @grimmoflunalis1440 3 года назад +28

      I had one that would force my games to crash just to tell me that it detected it crashing and tell me I should pay for premium so it'll "fix the problem"

    • @drakerose3789
      @drakerose3789 3 года назад +15

      Both, both are terrible.

    • @RobocopStealerOfFridges
      @RobocopStealerOfFridges 3 года назад +5

      @@grimmoflunalis1440 did it do the same if you tried to delete it?

    • @grimmoflunalis1440
      @grimmoflunalis1440 3 года назад +12

      @@RobocopStealerOfFridges yes, I had to factory reset just to get it to stop

    • @circleubuntu
      @circleubuntu 3 года назад +6

      Upload that to r/assholedesignn

  • @endgamerplays
    @endgamerplays 3 года назад +58

    If anyone was wondering what that "rotate the ball until it is the correct way up" captcha at 6:22, it's on the Roblox sign up page. It never bothers me, but for some reason, everyone overreacts. Luckily, they eventually removed it.

    • @susiaru9966
      @susiaru9966 3 года назад

      Seed

    • @endgamerplays
      @endgamerplays 3 года назад +2

      @cheems_the_pupper no it’s the rotate thingy

    • @RobocopStealerOfFridges
      @RobocopStealerOfFridges 3 года назад +2

      Yeah. The problem with that is that they want to do each in 1 second though. But now it's adding dice numbers. They have been paied by schools I think.

    • @80rinchan
      @80rinchan 3 года назад

      Then it was replaced by the dice one...

    • @travelsizedarchie
      @travelsizedarchie 3 года назад

      Ohoho think again BUCKO

  • @CyanSoCalico
    @CyanSoCalico 5 лет назад +625

    5:53 That "Anti-A**hole" design is actually brilliant. I want to see more games do that.

    • @Bacony_Cakes
      @Bacony_Cakes 5 лет назад +22

      Could we have it for real life? Just do a thing for an amount of time and then you don't see advertisements?

    • @Silentizzy1
      @Silentizzy1 5 лет назад +2

      Same

    • @stormwater98
      @stormwater98 5 лет назад +11

      in older versions of knights of pen and paper 2 you were able to purchase the dlcs with ingame currency. Now you don't get the option anymore. And I can't restore purchases because it wasn't a money transaction.

    • @dominikhermann6323
      @dominikhermann6323 5 лет назад +6

      I used to play that game so much

    • @justanscv
      @justanscv 5 лет назад +3

      Domatroll I still play, it’s really fun for a free mobile game, and everything can be bought with late game currency.

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 4 года назад +276

    (4:50) The store doesn't actually charge for those, and will only ship when you choose those options. This is so they only send animals to the people who are actually willing to take care of their animal. - It's easy to just look and draw a conclusion, without actually knowing the details.

  • @confusioned2249
    @confusioned2249 3 года назад +26

    4:08
    Pretty sure not, i think it's just that chips are so terribly inefficient at filling air that you literally can't get the air out without making the chips dust

  • @sournote8610
    @sournote8610 3 года назад +40

    Yeah, my school had "cheese sandwiches" too. It was the most depressing thing I'd ever seen.

    • @shrimpchild
      @shrimpchild 3 года назад +7

      *My school has "ham sandwiches" which are actually turkey. And a kid who relies on school lunches in my class, is allergic to turkey. We found that out the very first day of my current year / grade.*

    • @sournote8610
      @sournote8610 3 года назад +6

      @@shrimpchild That's super lame of your school to do that. I feel bad for that kid in your class, I hope they found something else to eat after that. It honestly sucks having to sit through school on an empty stomach.

    • @shrimpchild
      @shrimpchild 3 года назад +5

      @@sournote8610 *And please note the fact this takes place in the UK, where schools are normally accommodating. People who pull crap like this, especially with small amounts of nutrients on carbohydrates, can rot in H. E. Double hockey stick.*

    • @sournote8610
      @sournote8610 3 года назад +5

      @@shrimpchild Agreed.

    • @Elfilinfan
      @Elfilinfan 3 года назад

      @@sournote8610 how'd you survive?

  • @cyanity1017
    @cyanity1017 4 года назад +728

    "is that why there's air in the Pringle bags?"
    *you are not just a clown, you are the entire circus*

    • @icebearpl188
      @icebearpl188 4 года назад +31

      It physically hurt me when he said that

    • @Xobani.
      @Xobani. 4 года назад +28

      You aren't the circus, you're the entire region of entertainment.

    • @Xobani.
      @Xobani. 4 года назад +8

      @The Official Klo RUclips Channel You aren't netflix, you are xilften

    • @gv245vgcp2
      @gv245vgcp2 4 года назад +7

      You're not the flat earth community, you're all dunces, lol.
      There are real pringles bags available in other countries

    • @The_Murder_Party
      @The_Murder_Party 4 года назад +5

      cyanity101 that took me a minute to figure out the peice you had an issue with, I see it now... it’s no bag.

  • @AIDAN-bm6pk
    @AIDAN-bm6pk 4 года назад +440

    The one about the turtle hydration was this thing a site did, if someone selected not to hydrate the turtle they wouldn’t ship the turtle. If someone selected to hydrate the turtle they wouldn’t be charged the extra fee

    • @autumngraceguitar6604
      @autumngraceguitar6604 4 года назад +18

      Actually, no. I went to the website just to check and you can ship the baby turtles without water. It wouldnt hurt the turtle since the babies have a very fast metabolism anyways.

    • @AIDAN-bm6pk
      @AIDAN-bm6pk 4 года назад +21

      Nancy Milam Did you actually go through the process of buying a turtle and shipping it? Because the option to ship it without water is there for the reasons I already explained

    • @autumngraceguitar6604
      @autumngraceguitar6604 4 года назад +6

      @@AIDAN-bm6pk yes i did, but i cancelled the order after it worked right away

    • @AIDAN-bm6pk
      @AIDAN-bm6pk 4 года назад +10

      Nancy Milam Ah, but Nancy, you see if you actually went through with the whole process it wouldn’t have worked

    • @autumngraceguitar6604
      @autumngraceguitar6604 4 года назад +1

      @@AIDAN-bm6pk but i literally did lol. I put all my correct info in too. It might be the country im in but i don't want to argue

  • @melody3741
    @melody3741 3 года назад +12

    I always thought it would be f****** hilarious for lays to to do for just like one day to vacuum pack all of their chip bags so that people get a bajillion tiny chip crumbs and realize how stupid it is for them to complain about the air .

    • @justanotheryoutubechannel
      @justanotheryoutubechannel Год назад +4

      They definitely need some air but they do put twice as much as they need or more, it’s 100% a scam.

  • @ajuntapall8860
    @ajuntapall8860 4 года назад +105

    4:00 One of these days, someone is actually going to bring in their centenarian parents and claim their free meal.

  • @Duexroted
    @Duexroted 4 года назад +311

    4:52 They dont actually charge you. That is a text to make sure you are capable of taking care of a turtle. They refuse to sell it to you if you say no.
    edit: I've never had more than like 2 likes, thanks guys

    • @Fred_the_1996
      @Fred_the_1996 4 года назад +30

      Oh that's wholesome

    • @TheSirduckington
      @TheSirduckington 4 года назад +7

      Thank god

    • @bandibandibandibandi
      @bandibandibandibandi 4 года назад +14

      I mean that's a good thing, but that's kind of weird to say they'd charge you even if they don't

    • @motiveofenio818
      @motiveofenio818 4 года назад +4

      And the person who posted that said no.

    • @Kitsunegami
      @Kitsunegami 4 года назад +2

      Gaming Bandicoot they dont charge it

  • @lgrozdanovic769
    @lgrozdanovic769 4 года назад +431

    "Stop pretending you're poor."
    May I introduce you to my unpaid bills?

    • @undistinguishedlyricist3324
      @undistinguishedlyricist3324 4 года назад +3

      TheDragonFanatic real talk.
      Half that ish gets written off anyways at the end of the year, so keep on pushin yo!
      I’m right there with ya!

    • @aidankast383
      @aidankast383 4 года назад +4

      The game is called billionaire. Pretty trash

  • @sylvarwulf3946
    @sylvarwulf3946 3 года назад +37

    To be fair, the MVP++ package on Hypixel is meant more for youtubers who need the perks but don't have enough subs for YT rank
    But I get your point considering like 90% of the mvp++ kids are just kids who grabbed their moms credit card

    • @silverfishofdoom1312
      @silverfishofdoom1312 3 года назад +2

      It’s also to pay the 350k/month bill to run the server

    • @sylvarwulf3946
      @sylvarwulf3946 3 года назад

      @@silverfishofdoom1312 1. where did you see that it was 350k/month. 2. lets do some math. they do a fire sale on skyblock ~every week. in these fire sales, they sell anywhere from 500 to 5000 items. each of these items sells for 5 USD. I don't think an extra 14k/month from mvp++ is going to hold up that not very believable 350k a MONTH.

    • @silverfishofdoom1312
      @silverfishofdoom1312 3 года назад +1

      Hypixel said in a message in 2016 when their max player count was 40k that they spent 250k a month on the server network

    • @sylvarwulf3946
      @sylvarwulf3946 3 года назад

      @@silverfishofdoom1312 Link

    • @sylvarwulf3946
      @sylvarwulf3946 3 года назад

      @@silverfishofdoom1312 plus. lets be generous and assume that 20,000 have MVP++. that's 160k/month. i dont think that over 40,000 people bought vip every month to be able to get over 350k/month prices

  • @andreeacat7071
    @andreeacat7071 4 года назад +40

    “This is some business mumbo jumbo here”
    Mumbo: *is chuffed to bits

    • @echothefreak9396
      @echothefreak9396 3 года назад +2

      @Smit Shilpatul Please don’t tell me that’s an actual subreddit

    • @dzidkapl
      @dzidkapl 3 года назад +2

      @@echothefreak9396 "But it is!"
      IT FUCKING IS.

  • @MaybeNotARobot
    @MaybeNotARobot 5 лет назад +25

    4:48 there’s a story behind this one: if you say no, they don’t let you buy the turtle, because it shows that you don’t know how to care for it. They don’t actually charge you for the hydration pack.

    • @dori5825
      @dori5825 5 лет назад

      Taht is so cool 😀

  • @unplugged_spirit
    @unplugged_spirit 5 лет назад +192

    4:50 they actually refuse the sale if you don't pick the hydration pack (they don't charge you for it)

    • @saipai8114
      @saipai8114 5 лет назад

      Bruh

    • @saipai8114
      @saipai8114 5 лет назад

      Bruuuuh

    • @jackburton8947
      @jackburton8947 5 лет назад

      AmazingEllen and you know this how? ;D

    • @Ben-lc1nc
      @Ben-lc1nc 5 лет назад

      No they don’t?

    • @Zyvo2
      @Zyvo2 5 лет назад +1

      That sounds like they want to make sure your ordering to care, not to eat.

  • @massivecowbreakout7555
    @massivecowbreakout7555 4 года назад +31

    Hey guys, remember when RUclips didn’t have double ads? Because it’s now rare to not see a double ad

    • @osteelgen8225
      @osteelgen8225 3 года назад

      Hey, at least not triple ads like Chrunchyroll

    • @fitmotheyap
      @fitmotheyap 3 года назад +1

      @@osteelgen8225 funimation with 20+ ads lol

    • @theminec
      @theminec 3 года назад

      @@fitmotheyap then mobile games which are literally just ads and there is no game at all.

  • @MB32904
    @MB32904 3 года назад +250

    company: LET'S PUT ADS EVERYWHERE SO THAT MORE PEOPLE BUY MORE PRODUCTS!!! GENIUS!!!!!!
    *gets less money*
    company: *surprised pikachu face*
    EDIT: what the fuck are the replies?! like seriously, whatever drugs you guys are on, stop it, report them to the police station & confess. because y’all are smokin some DANGEROUS shit

    • @soupmuncher.
      @soupmuncher. 3 года назад +1

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      @soupmuncher. 3 года назад +2

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    • @robloxlover4208
      @robloxlover4208 3 года назад +5

      @@soupmuncher. Your so high man

    • @GranddukeofWales
      @GranddukeofWales 3 года назад +2

      @@soupmuncher. what?

    • @2we1rd
      @2we1rd 3 года назад +4

      @@soupmuncher. sir have you got poisoned by cola?

  • @bigshow3038
    @bigshow3038 4 года назад +227

    I downloaded a game called "Board Kings" for my daughter. She would play this game any time she had a chance to swipe my phone. About a month later I was looking through my photo gallery and noticed that there was easily over 1000 faces that I didn't know. I deleted all the photos. The next day I noticed a couple hundred new photos in my photo gallery again. Some of them were ones I already deleted. I immediately noticed one woman's face (super cute) and realized that it was one of the players from "Board Kings". I deleted the photos and then logged onto the game.. I found out that the game would upload every player profile Pic that you battled, the top 100 players pics for your area, the global top 100 player pics, every player Pic when you visit them and if the play had their Facebook, Apple account, Google account (etc) Linked to the game to save progress.. I would get that profile Pic too.

    • @bigshow3038
      @bigshow3038 4 года назад +1

      @@cooliopoolio. LOL!!

    • @gilkot4633
      @gilkot4633 4 года назад +15

      I had the same game on my phone, and it never happened to me so idk maybe it's a country thing

    • @bigshow3038
      @bigshow3038 4 года назад +9

      @@gilkot4633 Country, service provider, Android or Harmony os or ios product... It's crazy how it's supposed to be the same game but each one of these factors tweaks the game in its own way.

    • @bf4k
      @bf4k 4 года назад +9

      That's just creepy af

    • @godspeedgamer4399
      @godspeedgamer4399 4 года назад +7

      This happened when i downloaded Headball 2. Its a nice game but it saves every cutscene pics and i had to delete exactle 2980 useless pics

  • @gradient816
    @gradient816 4 года назад +205

    The turtle water one is actually to test is you’re fit for owning a turtle. If you say no, they won’t allow you to get the turtle.

    • @e4ehco21
      @e4ehco21 4 года назад +6

      No actually they don't you can buy a turtle with no water myturtlestore.com/baby-red-ear-slider-turtles/

    • @weberman173
      @weberman173 4 года назад +22

      @@e4ehco21 as far as i undertand this hole situation, they allow you to go trough the process of ORDERING BUT they never charge you(or refund), nor do they send you the turtle, instead canceling your order(probably after 1-2 dasy for processing)if you do not picked to include water.
      being able to ORDER and the ORDER going trough and being shiped are two different things

    • @cocopuffle1868
      @cocopuffle1868 4 года назад +8

      @@weberman173 Your sentence started out normal then turned into a stroke. Are you okay?

    • @t-pain1211
      @t-pain1211 4 года назад +3

      @@weberman173 no it sends the turtle either way

    • @kevinwang8389
      @kevinwang8389 4 года назад +3

      or will the turtle not allow you to get itself?

  • @QuikVidGuy
    @QuikVidGuy 3 года назад +42

    that gas pump is playing So Yummy, a content farm that steals from other creators, abuses their workers, and gives children "food hacks" that are legitimately dangerous

    • @wizsamspider3688
      @wizsamspider3688 3 года назад +5

      Pretty sure they were the ones to tell people to put bleach on strawberries to make them last longer.

    • @ionutcosmin4139
      @ionutcosmin4139 3 года назад +1

      dear god

    • @bonnietelocole6777
      @bonnietelocole6777 3 года назад +7

      @@wizsamspider3688 the bleached strawberries was actually aimed at kids so they could get 'white strawberries'
      Also I know for a fact that they once advertised Skittles flavored vodka to children on their kids channel.

    • @wizsamspider3688
      @wizsamspider3688 3 года назад +2

      @@bonnietelocole6777 that was it, thank you!

  • @allu2681
    @allu2681 3 года назад +31

    6:26
    It's definitely roblox. With their 4 billion captchas that are impossible
    then with the ''Oopsie! you got one or more wrong, try again!''
    i just want to delete my pc from my pc

    • @angrycaprisun
      @angrycaprisun 3 года назад +5

      my younger brother needed help getting past the captcha

    • @the.192
      @the.192 3 года назад

      I got the captcha for roblox
      It took a whole month

    • @computr166
      @computr166 3 года назад

      arkose labs are the fucking idiots behind these dog shit captchas
      not roblox but roblox is still an idiot for wasting their money on idiots

  • @Sputnick15
    @Sputnick15 5 лет назад +155

    5:34 the pump was forced to pump gas slowly it usually takes 3 min for a tank but 10 min for 14 gallons jeez.

    • @raaston9761
      @raaston9761 5 лет назад +2

      there should be a lawsuit aginst them

  • @brickmastere5535
    @brickmastere5535 5 лет назад +294

    The baby turtle hydration one was a trick by the owner to make sure they were selling to good owners. If they selected No, he would not send the turtles. If they selected Yes, he would send the turtles.

    • @Cessated
      @Cessated 4 года назад +4

      Oh. Now I know. But if they say no, they will lose money. That's the asshole design in it.

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 4 года назад +39

      @@Cessated They put the turtles over making a sale.
      Shouldn't you be glad to see a company that actually cares about anything else than just profit?

    • @lucasmillerthelewderofloli9327
      @lucasmillerthelewderofloli9327 4 года назад +10

      @@Liggliluff You could do it in a different way. Like during the order process, mention a hydration pack is recommended. Since it's so cheap, most people would just get it. This serves the same purpose and doesn't look scummy at first glance.

    • @itsyehippohd8312
      @itsyehippohd8312 4 года назад +10

      Lucas Miller, The Lewder of Lolis actually there is no extra cost for the pack it’s just to make them think twice about choosing yes
      But even after seeing the fee, good owners will still choose yes because they care about the turtles

    • @ImTyMac
      @ImTyMac 4 года назад

      Itsyehippo HD they’re still stealing they money though

  • @breadfan_85
    @breadfan_85 2 года назад +6

    When I was in school, the free/reduced cost meals were the same as what everyone else got. One school I went to even had items from fast food restaurants on the menu, slushes, chocolate milk.. a lot of really good stuff. I got it all free because poor.

  • @AlicesOdyssey
    @AlicesOdyssey 3 года назад +25

    The baby turtle one might just be a test. I heard of someone who sells I think some little aquatic pet and they add a fake hydration or something option to make sure the buyer will actually take care of the animal. If the buyer doesn’t select the option they can’t buy it

  • @MrPandarilla
    @MrPandarilla 4 года назад +146

    4:17 because you asked:
    The air in the chip bag is not "air" its actually an inert nitrogen atmosphere designed to displace oxygen and prevent the chips from getting stale in the bag.

    • @ChrisSucks
      @ChrisSucks 4 года назад +13

      i'd rather have a large amount chips that are kinda staleish than 2 crumbs and a whiff of flavour

    • @basedokadaizo
      @basedokadaizo 4 года назад +5

      you can huff that 'air' too
      so i heard.

    • @MrPandarilla
      @MrPandarilla 4 года назад +11

      @@ChrisSucks you mean you would rather have smaller packaging that tricks you into thinking you are getting more product.
      The net weight of the product wouldn't change, you would just have a smaller bag and the chips inside would be crushed.

    • @ChrisSucks
      @ChrisSucks 4 года назад

      @@MrPandarilla if it gets more chips then sure

    • @MrPandarilla
      @MrPandarilla 4 года назад +6

      @@ChrisSucks it wouldnt tho, it would just LOOK like more as the packaging shrunk.

  • @user-zt1kk5cv7r
    @user-zt1kk5cv7r 5 лет назад +2808

    Sorry, did you just say 'Pringles bags'? Please, never do that again.

    • @sosanmia3
      @sosanmia3 5 лет назад +37

      Pringles can come in bags tho...

    • @user-zt1kk5cv7r
      @user-zt1kk5cv7r 5 лет назад +177

      @@sosanmia3 I have never seen Pringles come in a bag. I would literally throw up if I did.

    • @jaygay6576
      @jaygay6576 5 лет назад +81

      @@sosanmia3 Pringles come in cans dunce

    • @RematodeRanger
      @RematodeRanger 5 лет назад +115

      @@sosanmia3 this is cursed. Pringles are a food of the tube. Never speak those words again or i shall bring justice down upon your soul.

    • @StudlyFudd13
      @StudlyFudd13 5 лет назад +46

      www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ahkwyw/pringles_but_in_a_bag/ Pringles in a bag. there ya go

  • @Luigi2262_
    @Luigi2262_ 3 года назад +8

    6:10 Damien missed the point for those watching. The point was that the receive emails box got auto-checked off when clicking next. I’m guessing it was the user who noticed and was going back

  • @UltimateAzumanger
    @UltimateAzumanger 3 года назад +7

    0:37 This is an example of a serious problem in many countries, known as the lack of freedom of the press.

  • @nusdrapoel897
    @nusdrapoel897 4 года назад +454

    "Is that why there's air in the *Pringles* bags?"
    Mate, Pringles come in cans. Lays are the chips that come in air-filled bags

    • @sondreheh5116
      @sondreheh5116 4 года назад +7

      Funfact in norway the chips bags have even more air in them, theres lays though which has very little air compared to our own brands. Lays is about 10% air while norwegian brands are 40% air

    • @CoolAsFreya
      @CoolAsFreya 4 года назад +11

      Pringles probably have the least air and most product per the size of the packaging, however I still can't fit my FUCKING hand in the can xD

    • @TomasM30
      @TomasM30 4 года назад +1

      Hey libtard, some lays come in cans, wake up from the government lie

    • @KhangNguyen-bl3xc
      @KhangNguyen-bl3xc 4 года назад +2

      Vault Dweller Sam lays is not 10% air. More like god damn 70% on the party size bag, im not even exaggerating

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo 4 года назад +2

      @@CoolAsFreya/videos Pringles don't need air because they're in cans. Bags _need_ air because they're _not_ in cans.

  • @inc0gnit09
    @inc0gnit09 5 лет назад +247

    yea sex is cool but have you ever seen Damien laugh in public?

    • @sway9725
      @sway9725 5 лет назад +2

      I heared him

    • @inc0gnit09
      @inc0gnit09 5 лет назад +1

      SwaY no seen... like seen damien, no... exactly..... go back to jesus

    • @trainsocks6624
      @trainsocks6624 5 лет назад +1

      @@inc0gnit09 lucky ;-;

  • @krisd2518
    @krisd2518 4 года назад +3

    4:57 I've actually seen this one before! They won't actually dehydrate the turtle or charge you for the hydration pack, it's how they make sure that the turtle is going to be well cared for once it gets to you. If you choose not to include the hydration pack, they won't sell you the turtle.

  • @pinkninjamusic9898
    @pinkninjamusic9898 3 года назад +2

    6:56 OMG! I am a cashier at Pick n Save where I live and we have a coupon printing machine that prints coupons during purchases. It prints out "non-redeemable" coupons that look EXACTLY like the one in the video. That exact coupon is one I have seen before! I always throw those ones out because there is no purpose. It isn't redeemable.
    Also, love your work, EmKay!
    Stay safe, stay happy, stay healthy!
    -Pinkninja

  • @terryourada2875
    @terryourada2875 4 года назад +408

    “Is that why there’s air in the Pringle’s bag” -Damien

  • @GogiRegion
    @GogiRegion 4 года назад +149

    Ink cartridges have chips in them to tell the printer “when the cartridge is out of ink,” but it’s set up to say it’s out of ink at around 80%.

    • @thebananarepublic7255
      @thebananarepublic7255 4 года назад +26

      The nice thing is if you mess around with printers they void your warranty. Printing is a scam. Use a type writer.

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo 4 года назад +14

      @@thebananarepublic7255/videos Pfft, typewriters are a scam. Use quill and ink.

    • @MenacingPerson
      @MenacingPerson 4 года назад

      Oh like lays or Pringles? Which chip? Please know what you are talking about. I'm not saying your are wrong but please don't use the word chip

    • @brece5452
      @brece5452 4 года назад +4

      Walls are a scam, just keep what ever information to yourself so humanity slowly becomes dump enough to not have these scummy people.

    • @GoroAkechi_Real
      @GoroAkechi_Real 4 года назад

      Eric VandenAvond running water is a scam, just channel rain onto a flat surface.

  • @Nintadso
    @Nintadso 3 года назад +6

    5:55 That's probably the first "soda dungeon" game.
    I downloaded the second one and it has the same feature, you can remove forced ads with ingame money, but you can still watch "bonus ads" that give you extra coins, items etc. And you can still play the game offline if you don't want ads, the only things that are unavailable when offline are the bonus ads. The game itself is already nice, but this is really a plus

    • @ThatDracovishDude
      @ThatDracovishDude 2 года назад

      Finally an actual Chad who has the same interest as me before

  • @justanotheryoutubechannel
    @justanotheryoutubechannel Год назад +2

    I think I would’ve been so pissed off after both that gas pump, water scam, and the lunch scam that I would’ve just left without paying. It’s especially easy in some restaurants where they give you the bill and you leave the cash in the tray.

  • @iplaygames4903
    @iplaygames4903 4 года назад +197

    5:53 The game with the "pay in game currency to remove ads" is Soda Dungeon

    • @deltazero7262
      @deltazero7262 4 года назад +13

      I was going to do that and I actually bought that with in game money I have no life and question existence

    • @junjun8855
      @junjun8855 4 года назад +9

      Lucky patchers:bruh

    • @mohinkumarv.s2074
      @mohinkumarv.s2074 4 года назад +2

      Thx

    • @Crabstar729
      @Crabstar729 4 года назад +7

      I remember playing that game
      I recommend,it good

    • @minibluemammoth2467
      @minibluemammoth2467 4 года назад +2

      Thankkkssss

  • @acarrot9868
    @acarrot9868 5 лет назад +246

    The gas in chip bags is nitrogen, and it's there to prevent bacteria from surviving and also to prevent the chips from going stale

    • @thebananarepublic7255
      @thebananarepublic7255 4 года назад +12

      But why so much. That's why Pringles are better little air, all *C H I P*

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo 4 года назад +18

      @@thebananarepublic7255/videos Because they're in a (literally) paper-thing bag that would do little to protect them if not for the air. Pringles, on the other hand, have a solid can to protect them. It's one or the other, unless you like chip dust.

    • @Mangaka-ml6xo
      @Mangaka-ml6xo 4 года назад +2

      @@PongoXBongo Either you've been lucky often with your chip bags or I've been extra unlucky, but that "cushion" never stopped the chips to be busted in a good percentage of the bags I buy, and yes, the bags are still sealed and "puffy" before opening them :/
      @A Carrot, I always heard that but I never took the time nor heard of anyone taking the time to check if it was indeed nitrogen that is pumped in there, but as The Banana Republic mentioned, the bags are still way too big for what they hold, but sadly that's something common with almost every products that is sealed in something non transparent -_- I mean, ever noticed that the transparent pretzel bags are almost 100% full ? It's the only time they can't bullshit us x_X

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo 4 года назад +2

      @@Mangaka-ml6xo/videos The air cushion prevents crush damage but does nothing to stop jostle damage (think rock tumbler). Doesn't really bother me as it makes them more bite-sized and easier to eat.

    • @thebananarepublic7255
      @thebananarepublic7255 4 года назад +2

      I rather have more chip and less cushion then the other way. And with Pringles *once you pop, You Can'T STOP*

  • @rainbowcattail3367
    @rainbowcattail3367 3 года назад +3

    11:06 my dad is bothered by spectrum too, so we made an inside joke, where every time he gets a letter from them, I ask "buy TV?" and it's a yes every single time.

  • @vaporwavevocap
    @vaporwavevocap 3 года назад +4

    4:58, that part is actually a test! If you don't click the hydration option they won't sell you the pet because they know you're not responsible enough to care for it.

  • @whw710
    @whw710 5 лет назад +322

    I am from the country where the currency in the thumbnail is used (Pakistan), that really hit me in the heart

    • @Walou_
      @Walou_ 5 лет назад +10

      (I also live in pakistan) Why would they do that? Like they're people here who would be overjoyed to find like 50 or 100 on the ground, and then they put a 5000 note there? And it probably has the Quaid's face on there, which is also extremely disrespectful to him and to all the hardships that he has gone through for us. Like, you're putting the face of the man that got you this country on the ground. Allah inhe hidayut de.

    • @miswanplayzz4404
      @miswanplayzz4404 5 лет назад +4

      @@Walou_ exactly

    • @alfadasfire
      @alfadasfire 5 лет назад +2

      @@Walou_ because companies are douchebags and don't give a flying fuck about anything... as long as it can make them money companies are gross

    • @synthvault451
      @synthvault451 5 лет назад +2

      @@alfadasfire the large companies..Right?

  • @Mayface
    @Mayface 5 лет назад +465

    The mobile game that you can disable ads with in game currency is called soda dungeon. It's really fun.

    • @TheCarpenterUnion
      @TheCarpenterUnion 5 лет назад +13

      Thank you shill, very cool

    • @fezman7927
      @fezman7927 5 лет назад +5

      finley mayhew oh I love that game

    • @Turnibean
      @Turnibean 5 лет назад +23

      IN GAME CURRENCY TO DISABLE ADS?!

    • @tippdude2294
      @tippdude2294 5 лет назад +15

      CarlsonGames 2007 yes, now be grateful.

    • @purpa.
      @purpa. 5 лет назад +5

      Or as i call it soba bungeon

  • @MCGrassblock210
    @MCGrassblock210 3 года назад +2

    My Amazon Fire Tablet was supposed to come with ads, but it’s so easy to circumvent them even appearing that it hardly matters. I haven’t seen a single ad since I bought one.

  • @asaliaz8630
    @asaliaz8630 4 года назад +2

    2:38
    Sugar free things usually mean “no sugar added” so they will still have sugar, its just not added in the process of making it.

    • @plant_12
      @plant_12 3 года назад

      Don't they say it specifically?

  • @phifred5216
    @phifred5216 5 лет назад +222

    4:17 "Is that why there's air in the P r i n g l e s b a g s?"

    • @LVDHTLVDHTSCMNGFRYU
      @LVDHTLVDHTSCMNGFRYU 5 лет назад +8

      Ah, yes. Enslaved potato slices.

    • @turbotegs2102
      @turbotegs2102 5 лет назад

      They do exist you know

    • @cascozijn9421
      @cascozijn9421 5 лет назад +2

      @@turbotegs2102 u know pringles is in a round can not a bag right ? Its doritos or lays thats in the bag

    • @turbotegs2102
      @turbotegs2102 5 лет назад

      @@cascozijn9421 google it

    • @nightstar6179
      @nightstar6179 5 лет назад +2

      What kind of simpleton eats pringles from a bag

  • @ebi605
    @ebi605 5 лет назад +33

    4:48 it’s a test, they dont charge for the hydration pack. if you choose not to hydrate they won’t sell u the turtle

    • @trevorthompson2018
      @trevorthompson2018 5 лет назад +3

      Dark Chocolate that’s actually kinda smart

    • @bigshit
      @bigshit 5 лет назад +2

      thats heccin smart

    • @nethascotx24
      @nethascotx24 5 лет назад

      Dark Chocolate lmao I was so mad until I read your comment

    • @derkylos
      @derkylos 5 лет назад

      @@trevorthompson2018 Not really. I mean, if you're paying someone to transport an animal, don't you assume they will make sure it arrives alive? If anything, it looks like the company doesn't care for their cargo...

  • @sadcrab9125
    @sadcrab9125 3 года назад +3

    The only time I've ever gotten ads on my lock screen was after installing either mobile games or photo editors. Whenever it starts happening, I Uninstall the last thing I installed and it goes away

  • @danielnoble2853
    @danielnoble2853 Год назад +2

    Apparently it’s not normal air in the bags but a different mixture of gases which keeps them fresh, and the chips not breaking is an added bonus

  • @dylancarroll4623
    @dylancarroll4623 5 лет назад +77

    I would like to see a 80 year old go into that shop with their parents.

    • @nethascotx24
      @nethascotx24 5 лет назад +18

      Sir please take those ashes out of...
      *GIVE ME THE DINNER*

    • @mko9005
      @mko9005 5 лет назад

      China oil inde patay lahat parents

    • @JeremyRedus
      @JeremyRedus 5 лет назад +2

      *epically brings in two coffins like a boss*

    • @calanon534
      @calanon534 4 года назад

      As I recall, someone actually did it.

    • @realmsofreality7208
      @realmsofreality7208 4 года назад

      It is possible for somebody to come in with both of their parents still alive but the parents had to have him/her while they are still very young, as teenagers or when they are in their 20's

  • @spamtongspamton9900
    @spamtongspamton9900 4 года назад +51

    “Hey bud, want a screwdriver?”
    “ok?”
    “so gimme a screwdriver for it.”

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 4 года назад

      Maria Ross - I figured out that the packaging around the screwdriver is just paper, so you can totally just cut it off.
      #LifeHacks
      ... still Asshole Design, though.

  • @springfallendeer7236
    @springfallendeer7236 3 года назад +1

    I know that turtle one! Its a test by the seller to see if you could be a responsible owner. If you refuse to pay the "Extra charge" (less than a dollar) for an extra hydration pack, then its a red flag that you won't go above and beyond to care for the basic needs of your pet. So they just refuse to sell you the turtle.
    They also don't actually charge you for the extra pack.

  • @dangarii9707
    @dangarii9707 4 года назад +1

    7:28
    When that one gang of high school drug dealer kids tryna sell drugs to the quiet kid with an M16 in his backpack:

  • @RyanMK666
    @RyanMK666 4 года назад +142

    I got the storm alert warning in your area ad the other day
    Burst out laughing for a good half an hour, I’m British.
    I’m used to shitty weather no need to warn me.

    • @drakethedragon457
      @drakethedragon457 3 года назад +2

      I get them also but my country doesn't get storms, sorta

    • @jenthelass
      @jenthelass 3 года назад

      false, the british aren't real

    • @chillbatman3329
      @chillbatman3329 3 года назад

      @@jenthelass I'm trying to get on a video so woosh me the british do exist

    • @avocadeous
      @avocadeous 3 года назад

      @@jenthelass *casually disappears*

    • @supersillysammy272
      @supersillysammy272 3 года назад

      I also got one when I was like 7 and I was nervous

  • @gloom5144
    @gloom5144 5 лет назад +184

    4:02 you could bring their ash’s, I mean, they never said they had to be alive.

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 5 лет назад +15

      *nasally voice* "Um, we have no evidence that this urn contains your parents. For all we know it could be your ash tray."

    • @ExtremusStupidus
      @ExtremusStupidus 5 лет назад +11

      *ahem* "sir theres no proof you took these from a campfire.
      *82 year old guy starts to cry*

  • @DourDervish
    @DourDervish 2 года назад +1

    2:35 fun fact tictacs get away with saying they are sugar free even though they're about 90% sugar because the serving size contains less than a gram

  • @alexluo2291
    @alexluo2291 3 года назад +1

    Whenever I watch these, I feel incredible anger, but I just can't stop watching

  • @nathanaelmalm5641
    @nathanaelmalm5641 5 лет назад +74

    4:17 that is true, it is needed. However, chips companys often use a more air than needed to earn more money from it. That is just them being greedy.

    • @mmilosz1111
      @mmilosz1111 5 лет назад +10

      its only partially true, it's also needed to prevent them from going stale - its not air, its some other gas

    • @weiwu1442
      @weiwu1442 5 лет назад +4

      dude the bags are sold by their mass not their volume shut up

    • @nathanaelmalm5641
      @nathanaelmalm5641 5 лет назад

      @@weiwu1442 more air = less chips = more purchases per person (on average) = more money

    • @weiwu1442
      @weiwu1442 5 лет назад +1

      @@nathanaelmalm5641 the "air" is was already explained to be a cushion for the chips, and like I said, the chips are priced according to their mass, NOT their volume

    • @JeremiahLauzon
      @JeremiahLauzon 5 лет назад

      @@weiwu1442 and it was already established that chip companies use more nitrogen than needed
      Edit: typo

  • @gonefishinglol04
    @gonefishinglol04 5 лет назад +154

    that *"cheese"* sandwich looks better than any other *"food"* in my school

    • @dressmeinapathy
      @dressmeinapathy 5 лет назад +5

      @D Griffin I won't be surprised if it's literal cardboard.

    • @gonefishinglol04
      @gonefishinglol04 5 лет назад +5

      Kylene
      *id still eat that.*

    • @dressmeinapathy
      @dressmeinapathy 5 лет назад

      @@gonefishinglol04 It has wet paint on it

    • @ben10inches
      @ben10inches 5 лет назад +1

      I litteraly live in a 3rd world country and the food here looks better than that

    • @JoeJoeDruid12
      @JoeJoeDruid12 5 лет назад

      The food at my school was amazing we had cookies chicken sandwich’s full coarse meals for Christmas

  • @ihh3591
    @ihh3591 3 года назад +5

    "switch to edge" that's only one reason to switch to linux

  • @mellowanimations7237
    @mellowanimations7237 2 года назад +1

    Walgreens’s anti unsub-bot is actually heartbreaking and the worst thing to exist

  • @quack51
    @quack51 4 года назад +35

    4:17 "Is that why there is no air in the pringles bags?"
    _Pringles bags_

    • @Stal_Wolf
      @Stal_Wolf 4 года назад

      Look up Pringles bags on Google, they exist in a lot of places

    • @quack51
      @quack51 4 года назад

      @@peppyton7483 That is cursed

  • @enuoia3829
    @enuoia3829 5 лет назад +50

    Actually MVP++ isn't just for cosmetic items. It's basically youtuber rank but not for famous people. Private games, /nick, etc.

    • @Josh_K_dg
      @Josh_K_dg 5 лет назад +4

      He might be talking about the hypixel battle pass but thats not exactly monthly

    • @enuoia3829
      @enuoia3829 5 лет назад +2

      @@Josh_K_dg yeah, I don't think that's monthly so I assumed MVP++

  • @cheddar7777
    @cheddar7777 3 года назад +1

    air in the lays bags also makes them last a bit longer by staying a bit more fresh

  • @Zqily
    @Zqily 2 года назад +2

    Damien: hypixel made you pay a monthly subscribtion for cosmetic items
    Me, an intelectual: *private game, nick*

    • @Flirtatious_Hypn0sis
      @Flirtatious_Hypn0sis Год назад

      It has to be cosmitic, if they give an advantage, it's illegal, because Mojang does not allow spending real-life money to gain advantages in game.

  • @stefanandrejevic2570
    @stefanandrejevic2570 5 лет назад +115

    Stores in 2050 :
    Customer : i don't have enough money for that, but i really need it.
    Seller : Oh, you can watch 15 ads to unlock it!

    • @levanniedoodles298
      @levanniedoodles298 5 лет назад +4

      And the ads are unbelievably long.

    • @duck74UK
      @duck74UK 5 лет назад +6

      You know you say that like it's a bad thing but if I had free time and had to watch like 15, 30 second long ads to pay for my lunch i'd be up for that.

    • @markhirsch6301
      @markhirsch6301 4 года назад +4

      @@duck74UK every 5 ads would be 3 min so you'd be there for about 8 min and I'd say that's a pretty good deal

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 4 года назад +1

      I don't see this as an issue. - It's an optional feature you can use to lower the price.

    • @SkillSpider1908
      @SkillSpider1908 4 года назад

      @@levanniedoodles298 they will be 3 hours long.

  • @scarasluts
    @scarasluts 4 года назад +94

    samsung: *charges thousands of dollars for their products*
    also samsung: hey even though we probably make millions of dollars do you wanna see these _ads?_

    • @yamomsballs
      @yamomsballs 4 года назад +7

      As a Samsung owner i can tell you that all the Samsung related ads talked about on this video are because they opted for Special services, and are Completely remove able, except for the TV one, dont know about that but i do know their TV software tries to recommend stuff based on what you do in the smart tv menu, which is much better than my smart tv which will actually pop up randomly and block a portion of the screen and you cant make it go away

    • @sharl_leg
      @sharl_leg 4 года назад

      @@yamomsballs Honestly I don't care about ads. Oh no,it's covering a part of my screen that has no content anyways! If it is a pop-up,then I get the pitchforks,but come on people,it's just filling empty space

    • @yamomsballs
      @yamomsballs 4 года назад

      @@sharl_leg the ones on my screen cover part of the content, come out of nowhere at anytime and dont go away for like a solid couple of minutes

    • @sharl_leg
      @sharl_leg 4 года назад

      @@yamomsballs if it covers content,that is an asshole move

    • @louisnitsch5822
      @louisnitsch5822 4 года назад

      Buys a 4000 dollar TV
      Samsung: _Ya like addz?_

  • @theodorebarton4256
    @theodorebarton4256 Год назад

    The ads I get are either someone calling me Luis and trying to sell me cbd gummy bears or “weight loss” concoctions when I’m trying to gain weight

  • @wta1518
    @wta1518 3 года назад +1

    4:16 true, there could be more, but yes, the “air” (it’s actually nitrogen) is needed so that the chips don’t get crumbled, and it’s nitrogen instead of actual air so that they don’t get stale.

  • @mcbathroom3803
    @mcbathroom3803 5 лет назад +92

    5:57 just Incase any one was wondering that game is called soda dungeon

  • @taffymatt1366
    @taffymatt1366 5 лет назад +119

    5:56 Ads aren't that big of a deal in Soda Dungeon, especially once your runs start to go for hours at a time, and if you're on the computer version there are no ads

    • @LoganDark4357
      @LoganDark4357 5 лет назад +2

      nick dude there are no ads on computer

    • @Arella17
      @Arella17 5 лет назад +2

      They also have the option for banner ads for gold bonus in auto play for dungeons.

    • @noxious_nights
      @noxious_nights 5 лет назад

      Nick Moore
      Oh, so I'm not the only one who uses the term "brainfart."

    • @KPater-mf4je
      @KPater-mf4je 5 лет назад

      Yeah the Steam version (or the offline mobile version) have no ads anyways. But I paid 2 bucks for the quick-run option because I figured the game is worth 2 bucks considering the time I've spent on it. And is that redditor really complaining about 99 cents to be ad-free? Why not slag off on the bajillions of websites that offer ad-free browsing for paid, premium accounts? Asshole design, more like asshole user. Goes to show that the customer isn't always right, and the people who already get stuff for free like to complain the most.

    • @JustAJosuke
      @JustAJosuke 5 лет назад

      @@KPater-mf4je I'm guessing you dont know what anti-a**hole design is?

  • @strawburrymilk195
    @strawburrymilk195 4 года назад

    Thank you for not putting ads on a vid about ads. Makes me happy

  • @GeeklingNo1
    @GeeklingNo1 3 года назад +3

    Verizon is about to stop covering iPhones older than a 6. If I'm still holding on to your artificially slow phone from a decade ago I'm probably too broke to afford the newest one without a headphone jack for *reasons*.

  • @ivanrakovic6375
    @ivanrakovic6375 5 лет назад +98

    4:16 yes Damien, they have to fill the bag with a special gas so the chips dont crumble during transport. Also, **insert a nitpicking comment about you mistaking lays for pringles

    • @kingkobra9276
      @kingkobra9276 5 лет назад +8

      nitrogen and its to stop them going stale

    • @flyingpandapants3355
      @flyingpandapants3355 5 лет назад +3

      What's great is the density of the nitrogen causes chip bags packed at low altitudes to puff up dramatically at high altitudes. Look up high altitude chips, it's kinda funny.

  • @doi5451
    @doi5451 5 лет назад +47

    The real reason there is air in chip bags is not just so they dont crumble. The air is actually C02 and it's used to make sure the chips dont go stale and have a long shelf life.

    • @JJTheDev
      @JJTheDev 5 лет назад +6

      They also use nitrate as it won't produce oxygen (which is what makes chips go stale)

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah, but they don't need that much. Barely need any at all lol

    • @JJTheDev
      @JJTheDev 5 лет назад +1

      @@phantomaviator1318 well what they need is just no oxygen, plus a full bag looks nicer than a wrinkled one (and is easier to read)
      But yea lots of space is wasted, at least the mass is specified

    • @FoxTenson
      @FoxTenson 5 лет назад +2

      The amount of air isn't needed at all, its mostly about money. Maximizing profit and tricking people into thinking they are buying more. The amount of air in the bags to keep things is nowhere near the amount. Same size bags used to hold a full pound of chips, instead of half a pound. This is coming from a guy who used to be a salesman for a chip and snack company right out of college, and meetings we had about said topic.

    • @JJTheDev
      @JJTheDev 5 лет назад +1

      @@FoxTenson luckily for me, I never look at bag size, I look at weight

  • @soranlx.7286
    @soranlx.7286 3 года назад

    I once see the ads tell"Man, 32, ran out from the wedding after saw his bride ID card, she is 64!!,after telling him she is 26" and in the ads they tried to sell food supplements to make you look child

  • @johnbarbagallo1324
    @johnbarbagallo1324 2 года назад

    That school meal reminds me just how lucky I am to have a good meal everyday.

  • @jestersudz6085
    @jestersudz6085 5 лет назад +70

    4:18
    Did you say. *pringles* bags? BAGS? for PRINGLES? I dont think so.

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 5 лет назад +3

      ok just making sure I wasn't the only one who heard that

    • @cia6520
      @cia6520 5 лет назад +1

      Copycat

    • @ExtremusStupidus
      @ExtremusStupidus 5 лет назад

      @@cia6520 NOBODY CAREEESSS!!!

    • @cia6520
      @cia6520 5 лет назад

      @@ExtremusStupidus stfu

    • @lukeskywalkereu6107
      @lukeskywalkereu6107 4 года назад +1

      Anyone who says nobody cares on this doesn't understand what comment sections are

  • @falconnine9
    @falconnine9 4 года назад +70

    2:46 I mean, he said “It will never be less than 40” he could’ve meant “It’ll never be less than 40Kbps”

    • @FurryGram
      @FurryGram 4 года назад

      yeah, but like doing anything on an internet connection less than 1MB/s is so infuriating, i have nothing but rage for ISPs that do that.

    • @prozaccc
      @prozaccc 4 года назад

      @@FurryGram Me: *Laughs in 144p*

    • @maxie.m0
      @maxie.m0 4 года назад

      One time my lan cable was on 331 bites like sure I couldn’t even load google

    • @falconnine9
      @falconnine9 4 года назад

      I pay for gigabit but get like 600 megabits

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 3 года назад

      @Grammar Not I Has it’s even worse than that, it’s 1 Mbps, not 1 MB/s. Mbps is megabits per second, MB/s is Megabytes per second. A byte is 8 bits.

  • @Tipage96
    @Tipage96 2 года назад +2

    8:03 I think the mvp++ rank on hypixel is good, because it lets people without RUclips rank nickname themselves if they’re a RUclipsr but don’t have RUclips rank yet. It also lets non RUclips ranks make private games.

  • @FuzzyImages
    @FuzzyImages 2 года назад

    They claim that's why there is so much air in the bag, but think about it, that only means they have more room to tumble around in.

  • @yaksher
    @yaksher 5 лет назад +60

    To be fair, the first one is just crappy design, that's not malicious.

    • @jocabulous
      @jocabulous 5 лет назад +2

      It feels more like a joke
      Like, who seals a package with a screw anyway

    • @yaksher
      @yaksher 5 лет назад

      @@jocabulous I've seen it before, though not on a screwdriver lol. Either way, it's not asshole design.

  • @paskies
    @paskies 4 года назад +26

    EmKay: *talk about minecraft*
    Me: Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

  • @trans_panda
    @trans_panda 3 года назад

    Damien: Is that why there's air in the pringles bags-?
    Me: Damien- I- you mean LAYS XD

  • @notoriouswhitemoth
    @notoriouswhitemoth 3 года назад

    The thing where they try to force you to consent to their license without reading it absolutely wouldn't stand up in court