One of my buddies is a 40k fan, one time at a party he pointed at a trio of girls and said to me “slaanesh tempts me tonight.” And did the eyebrow thing lol.
Gadriel is great. He's like, the same role that Leandros filled in the first game but unlike Leandros he's actually pretty justified in being suspicious and questioning Titus. From an outsiders perspective, Titus is acting shady as fuck
this warhammer is some seriously addicting stuff... I used to work at a goodwill like a year ago, someone donated a model/paint kit that was missing hella parts, and some old looking WH40k books, and since that day, I have not been able to stop randomly thinking of warhammer, and now it's in my youtube.... The Emperor beckons me, brothers, show me the way.
@@TurbanCatMccoy Indeed Brother, it's one of the things that makes being a part of this community enjoyable. The rampant xenophobia and toxicity take me back to M2.009 when all the vox channels were worse than a plague marine's outhouse.
@@shadowstep1375 It's a shame. If only Astartes had mothers to claim to have slept with...... I could just hear them in a Black ops 2 lobby. "Are you really going to continue using that same tactic brother? I swear if you continue hiding in the corner and shooting me as soon I enter the room, I am going to jump a warp flight to Mccrag, and despoil thy genemother!"
@@Cyclonejack1988 I mean they did kinda have a mother… until she blew herself, a custodian, and her research up trying to prevent her creations from being used in war. Emps then named the astartes after her.
You clearly haven't seen the Novamarines or Red Scorpions. One follows the codex to the letter and the other is obsessed over genetic purity. The deeper you go into the lore the more normal the already autistic first founding legions seem.
Some times i talk to my brother like this and one time he said "it's ok when we're playing deep rock galactic or battlefront 2 but when we're just chilling and you talk like this its just weird" so i shouted heresy at him and he looked disappointed
I used to be able to do the COD ghost announcer voice really well so whenever something went bad I would always be like “mission failed we’ll get ‘em next time” used to kill at parties lol
All the space marine content I’m getting now is so good, funny af, it’s not new but the GTA online tv cartoon Republican Space Rangers is also top tier satire.
It’s so fun playing Gun To Your Head with Tyranids. Dodge one and straight up vibe check em with a heavy bolter pistol because they couldn’t name 3 Boosie songs
At my last job myself and one of my coworkers would yell at each other like Orks. Had to yell anyway to he heard over the machinery in the plant, adding the Orkish speech pattern just made it better.
Not the N'wah shirt 😅😂💀
My exact thoughts😂😂😂😂
always respect the drip my n'wah
Morrowind and 40k fans? I found my niche of the internet
I need the N'wah shirt.
By The Emperor ! A XENO N'wah
One of my buddies is a 40k fan, one time at a party he pointed at a trio of girls and said to me “slaanesh tempts me tonight.” And did the eyebrow thing lol.
Bro 😭😭😭
@@Naiwal don’t worry, he stayed loyal to the emperor (they avoided him like the plague lmao)
@ulysses11 wow 😂 I like 40k too, but gawd damn
Damn..and here i was hoping hed slay 😅@ulysses11
God that is just incredible may your friend never change
Brother scaring the battle sisters...
Underrated comment
"...Actually sires, we just remembered we have to go and uh... Pray. See you later"
"Oh, Nice going, *brother.* "
The Sisters are Temporary. War is ETERNAL!!!!🤟🤟🤟
They don't like space marines anyways
*gently falls to the ground* "SUMMON THE APOCATHERY BROTHER, MY GENE SEED WILL SOON NEED EXTRACTING"
Friend hearing this:
"Wait, genesee... EEEEW! DUDE! WTF!"
😂
"summon your mother, brother..."
As soon as he said "The codex Astartes does not.." first thing come to my mind is "Shut tf up, Leandros"
I blame and thank badger
WELL I CANT READ
Jesus i can't wait for his video
"There's tyranid filth everywhere!" Money delivery.
Gnats flooding your eye and ear holes
Gets to the party and everyone is talking like that😂
XENOS SCUM!
This accent is fantastic made my day im ngl
QUARTUS REPORTING FOR DUTY
Sure the ultra Marines are cool
But remember
VULKAN LIVES (stomp stomp)
VULKAN LIVES! (Stomp stomp)
salamanders always protects !
VULKAN LIVES
(STOMP STOMP)
VULKAN LIVES!
(STOMP STOMP)
The friendliest space marines in the galaxy!
Vulkan has to Boop the snoot.
We all wish he had more Gadriels in our life because God Emporer knows there's too many Leandros.
Honestly, Leandros should be a Grey Knight and just eff off.
Im more of a brother lyreo kinda guy but we all know what happens to those bro's
They are the same character
Gadriel is great. He's like, the same role that Leandros filled in the first game but unlike Leandros he's actually pretty justified in being suspicious and questioning Titus.
From an outsiders perspective, Titus is acting shady as fuck
I need me a gadriel if yknow what im sayin
I had a no clue, you were a UltraN’wal..
Courage and Honor Brother
KNOWLEDGE IS POWER GUARD IT WELL
As a 40k fan, I started to sneak the word heresy and otber similar stuff into my everyday for a while, shit's hilarious
That's heresy
I sneak brother into everything I can
@@TurbanCatMccoy fair enough brother
The Emperor Protects!
this warhammer is some seriously addicting stuff... I used to work at a goodwill like a year ago, someone donated a model/paint kit that was missing hella parts, and some old looking WH40k books, and since that day, I have not been able to stop randomly thinking of warhammer, and now it's in my youtube.... The Emperor beckons me, brothers, show me the way.
I hate that I talk like this with my coworker so much but it's also my favorite thing
I get it's kinda cringe but it's also just tons of fun. Especially when you have someone else join in.
@@shadowstep1375 The cringe is what makes it fun, it's so cringe it becomes uncringe, Brother
@@TurbanCatMccoy Indeed Brother, it's one of the things that makes being a part of this community enjoyable. The rampant xenophobia and toxicity take me back to M2.009 when all the vox channels were worse than a plague marine's outhouse.
@@shadowstep1375 It's a shame. If only Astartes had mothers to claim to have slept with...... I could just hear them in a Black ops 2 lobby. "Are you really going to continue using that same tactic brother? I swear if you continue hiding in the corner and shooting me as soon I enter the room, I am going to jump a warp flight to Mccrag, and despoil thy genemother!"
@@Cyclonejack1988 I mean they did kinda have a mother… until she blew herself, a custodian, and her research up trying to prevent her creations from being used in war. Emps then named the astartes after her.
"BROTHER, MAY I HAVE SOME OATS?"
No Brother for thy master have chosen me. Brother.
I love that space marine 2 started getting more people interested in 40k!
We been interested we just can’t afford it lol.
@@goldenghostgod5333 nah fr though, expensive as hell
brother got decimated by that aura roast lmaoo
Literally. 😭
DECIMUS AT YOUR SERVICE, BROTHER
Buddy could legit be a voice-actor with those dulcet tones.
There will be no biddies tonight 😂😂😂
"mission failed" 🙅
“The Codex Astartes does not support this act-“
“SHUT”
"The tyranids are attacking! Had me my power sword!"
"Bro its just a fly. Use some bug spray."
"Was this made by the empire?"
"I'm going home."
I didn't know how to reply to this comment without sounding generic, but it's funny. Good job...
Ultramarines are the biggest nerds of the them all. But yah gotta love the smurfs
We will never have a white scars racing game and that is cruel injustice
Crimson Fists>Smurfs
You clearly haven't seen the Novamarines or Red Scorpions. One follows the codex to the letter and the other is obsessed over genetic purity. The deeper you go into the lore the more normal the already autistic first founding legions seem.
@@thegreywolfe12 they coming out with the ork racing game
No I don't
Some times i talk to my brother like this and one time he said "it's ok when we're playing deep rock galactic or battlefront 2 but when we're just chilling and you talk like this its just weird" so i shouted heresy at him and he looked disappointed
Good
He needs to get himself right with the Emperor smh
Camera guy had the perfect reactions 😂😂
....at least it wasn't your knee we'd be hearing about that for ages 😂
I was cracking up, the entire time.😂
A true warrior of terra fighting the Tyranids may the emperor protect you with his light and some one please get this man a laz gun
They need to pay you commission because you just sold me on this game! Definitely gonna be no biddies tonight!
As The Holy God Emperor of Man ordained
“NURGLE IS BESTING ME THIS DAY!” - After an unfortunate choosing of Taco Bell
Bro when he started swinging and yelling there’s tyrranid filth everywhere I was dead 😂😂
The Emperor Protects! (and embarrasses his mates in social situations).
It is your sacred duty to test your mates in order to route out their weakness
Friend: “Aw man, there’s like a 45 minute wait.”
My hangry ass: “The Nails are buzzing…”
Being British and naturally have the voice of a space marine is simultaneously the best and worst thing ever. I also sound like an Ork 😂
Bro's swinging at his demons like he's seeing Horus
I wish I could get that kind of bass and gravel in my voice.
The Emperor protects!
Tituses face when Gadriel said that line was superb
Don't be scarin off the Sisters of Battle now.
"I need an Apothecary!"
Dudes voice acting is spot on. Put reverb to mimic a helmet and he’d fit in.
When Naiwal starts with that space marine voice I start feeling a type of way…
"There will be no biddies tonight! Mission failed!" I died
Ongod. I was looking for this comment. That line folded my lungs.
Bro naiwal your humor is gold dude~ keep it up.
Lmfao get to the evac hahaha keep these SM2 shorts coming please. So good
It's nice seeing these refrances to 40k randomly while scrolling 😊
I used to be able to do the COD ghost announcer voice really well so whenever something went bad I would always be like “mission failed we’ll get ‘em next time” used to kill at parties lol
"Mission failed" with the arms crossing killed me
Father nurgle is testing you with plague fly's. Accept his gift.
All the space marine content I’m getting now is so good, funny af, it’s not new but the GTA online tv cartoon Republican Space Rangers is also top tier satire.
Aw i was waiting for the "YUUUMMM" when attacking the bugs
I've been waiting so long for warhammer 40k appreciation on this scale ngl
This the homie you bring everywhere
It’s so fun playing Gun To Your Head with Tyranids. Dodge one and straight up vibe check em with a heavy bolter pistol because they couldn’t name 3 Boosie songs
That one dude in the banner scene "my leg is gone brothers !!!"
Emperor’s blessing go with you, brother!
“Mission failed!” Lmao
My leg brother my leg is gone 😂😂😂 no its right over there~ some space marine
Took me a minute to realize he was swatting flys calling them tyranids 😂
BROTHER! What are you doing?! The Emperor needs you in battle!
I love tyranids so much. They're so cool.
The codex astartes is a great book... for WIPING MY ASS WITH
the "mission failed" at the end
My man is 100% a Salamander. VULKAN LIVES
“There will be no biddies tonight.” 😂 I choked on air .
BOTHER! Get the flamer! The. HEAVY. Flamer!
“Compared to your usual aura”
I gotta use that next time
At my last job myself and one of my coworkers would yell at each other like Orks. Had to yell anyway to he heard over the machinery in the plant, adding the Orkish speech pattern just made it better.
I’m surprised he didn’t threaten to report his friend to the Inquisition
He nailed the voice though
I get the feeling he really likes that space marine game 😅😅
Keep the 40k content coming brother!
Brother has a good voice.
Everythinf at the function going fine til the Commisariat shows up 🥴
Goddammit your shit is wild. I loved this. xD
Bro gotta stream space marine 2! Do it for the Emperor brother, strategic value absolute!
"Mission failed"😂
real talk bros got an emaculate voice 100% couls play a primarch, or just any astartes in general
This Moonsugar got a swit seeing tyranids neravar
Bro really called us all out
Black templars:FUCK THE CODEX FORWARD BROTHERS FOR THE EMPEROR WE SHALL SHOW THEM THE MIGHT OF OUR CRUSADE
Very good Brother, the Emperor would be proud
"MY LEG IS GONE BROTHER"
This is your best short yet. Ded
Rouboute guilliman would be proud brother
-Mission Failed 😅 That PTSD Be Real
"I think I stepped in dog shit"
PURGE THE UNCLEAN!!
BROTHER. BROTHER, I HAVE FALLEN AND I CANNOT GET UP.
WE STROLL FOR MACRAGGE!
I DUNK FOR NASTRAMO
@@magicalmadness Leave, similar to the fashion in which your Primarch did
If the space marine games were about the space wolves he'd probably be fine
That’s a true brother
"The codex says this is bad!"
WELL I CANT READ!!
I can verify this is 100% accurate.
N'wah shirt.
This one is a real Brother.
MY LEG IS GONE BROTHER
Too much space marine 2?
Yes mr inquisitor this guy over here
Lol I love the lore to Space Marines 2!
BROTHER I HAVE SUFFERED A GREEIVOUS WOOUND
When he fell on the ground I was expecting a "Extract my gene-seed brother"
“BROTHER ADRIUS IS GONE!”
Gonna need the heavy flamer for that one.
Well.. he's out touching grass. Good for him 😊
🤣🤣🤣
Brother, I am tanned here!