seconds that...also add's addendum ''THEY ARE ONBOARD KILL THEM!'' humans...dont kill you outright anymore and learns alien language just to make you shit your pants even more XD
i was honestly waiting for it to reveal that the symbol was a red cross or something, and that these aliens had attacked a medic ship. that would explain the Terran's extreme anger a bit better, imo
yeah but that twist is a little over done at this point no? like almost every story with an unknown terran symbol on a ship that was attacked, destroyed, boarded, etc. has the red cross being the symbol granted it still dose make a lot of sense but doesn't mean it's not the obvious answer at this point
First time I heard this story I thought the symbol was going to be a smiley face with the words "Have a Nice Day". That's what I would put on a warship.
Even given its firepower though, I don't think it was a warship per se, more likely explorers. Explorers are generally given the tools to defend themselves from unknown threats.
This reminds me of Unreal Tournament, a multiplayer shooter game from 20 years ago. The game had a rocket launcher as one of its usable weapons, and the rockets' model had a flat tip, on which the texture was a smiley face. You'd only see it if you took a rocket straight to the face, but the first time it happened to me, I laughed for 3 minutes straight.
@@willparry530 sounds logical..due to how long range high tech exploring also sounds pragmatic to favor relative small crews as they arent ment to do any military actions outside of potentially having a stronger bite then civilian ships and extra redundancy to discourage short sighted opportunism actions from individuals while a dedicated warship likely have an even worse bite but also the manpower to endure prolonged direct combat or to exploit opportunism to take/occupy assets of vaule
At first i thought there was gonna be a twist where the symbol turned out to be the domino's logo and the aliens just attacked a pizza delivery ship or st like that
Considering that Pepsi had at one point 6th largest navy in the world, it might not be that far reached to think that pizza chain had a heavily armed freighter at their disposal
I thought the symbol was gonna be a red cross and the humans who attacked were all injured soldiers transporting from some front line. and because it was a medical ship it was a declaration of war.
imagine if it was that Human general:so your saying 5 people from our medical ship managed to take down one of your flagships and kill over 500 of your crew members.
@@objectiveice573 A crew of corpsman with an officer in charge even with just the usual several days of small arms training when properly motivated could probably due a bit of damage after hiding away on an enemy warship. . .
Yeah that's what I thought of like they are not going to beat them ( even if they would there would be more later ) and they might spare them if they just surrender
Either surrender or retreat. Retreat would be better, to get out of the jamming range and get the info to HQ so that they could prepare. Information is important, and without getting the info back home, they would be caught unaware. Though, that would only be prolonging things.
@@willparry530 If they're on a stationary space station without some means of evacuating in the event of emergency, I'd worry more for their society for reasons other than invasion.
Great stuff It's rare for an HFY to truly achieve that horror/"alien" (the movie) feel where we're truly intimidating. I never thought about it, but the whole description as "bipeds" and how it's written makes it unsettling. I guess that's how some other species might really look at us. And the old trope of predator front-facing eyes is done well there too
Three ways I see this going: if that general has a fighting response, or doesn’t change from his freeze response, they die. If he has a flight response, they might live long enough to get reorganized. Third way, if he has a fight response that his brain interprets as needing to act, not to fight, he might be able to talk himself out of it, but humanity is very pissed off.
That last one seems to be the most likely to me. They'd have some VERY pissed off humans knocking on their door, but I feel like the human general would at least open communication and demand an explanation, with the aliens walking a VERY tight rope to avoid getting annihilated. :P
@@Sanquinity There is 0 chance we go to war over 5 dead people. If they captured all the info we will know this was a standard procedure for them and while highly aggressive would not be instant war. We would probably contact them much faster (no idea time frames involved but guessing close to a year) and we would do it in a way that they would recognize us. I would even argue that they should use the main ship with a number of escorts. Return the ship to them as a sign of good will and establish relations.
@@generalharness8266 Only 12 ship is diplomatic. Even if a tiny one was that mean. . . well I guess it depends on the size of the ships we sent. 12 giant warships and a diplomat works too.
When your first contact protocol is essentially breaking into the house, steal their stuff and kidnap some occupants? Yeah, you can't blame us for getting pissed off.
The smartest thing he could do is form up the fleet in a defensive posture if he can and send out a general message for parlay or ceasefire. Granted, with broad spectrum signal jamming in effect, they'll need to coordinate all this with local directional comms like laser transmitters and the like. Pretty hard to jam those, as low tech as they are.
I imagine it's like we don't use horse drawn carriages anymore because we now have motorized vehicles and jet planes, hell we no longer even have the infrastructure to even support carriages anymore in the event that our modern vehicles some how stop working all together. I'd imagine only their citizens would be able to use them and only an incredibly small fleet has them
@@tachyon8317 which is what they should have done when they realized what they did; seed the area the attack happened with buoys transmitting an apology for what happened, and a location to meet up and parley.
In his position I would've ordered a complete and unconditional surrender, order all my troops to just give up, throw their weapons away, and surrender. That's their best option to live, since these aliens don't strike me as the "Scorched Earth" types.
Their Gods and their Demons combined aren't going to be enough to help them if it turns out that was a scout troop off to some big get together or something else involving children.
Alien Federation meets one of the most irritable, aggressive species to ever be produced by our little blue pearl of a planet (beaten to the top spot only by the Honey Badger) and learn a valuable lesson: "When meeting new people you've never seen before, start with "Open Hailing Frequencies"... otherwise things get messy."
I appreciate how so many of these stories focus on the fact that we are predators and many other species are some variety of prey species from ideal conditions
That's the standard theme in r/HFY: humans are apex predators in a galaxy filled with prey species that managed to survive their own predators. That and Earth is a hellscape compared to other inhabited worlds. It's why Deathworlders is often considered as an exemplar of the HFY genre.
Incredible!!! Who was the creature that gave the "thumbs down", probably a sympathizer of one of the aggressors in this documentary. They were lucky, as pointed out by others, that it didn't say "Terran Empire", because with an "Alliance" they have a small chance of survival.
Yo bro when they were talking about the atmospheric thing for the ship I legit thought some of the guys were in the storage unit just pressing the button to reset it to their standards settings and two people just sitting in there laughing changing it back to their settings. I can hear them now, look bro they changed it back watch this. And them just fucking laughing 😂
What should the general do? "Prepare a strong poison and a diplomatic vessel for me. Hopefully I can smooth this out with only reparations being paid."
This is one of those stories where a 2nd part would most likely not live up to the first but DAMN do I want more. Incredible concept that the more advanced Alien species viewed Humanity with terror. Adding in our Hunter physical traits causing fear in an evolved Prey Species was a good touch.
What the general didnt know either is that every planet of the federetion detected a similar fleet aproaching. With their communications jammed they were unable to ask for help. An intergalactic Blitzkrieg.
The Terran ships jammed communications as soon as they arrived. You don't do that if you're interested in listening to a surrender. That's what you do when you're about to open fire and want to disrupt the enemy as much as possible. These aren't the friendly humans, I promise you.
People are asking what the symbol is but I just want to point out. The aliens messed with our boats. No one messes with our boats, not even each other.
Ah yes the classic "we agressively violate the sovereignty of any unidentified species we encounter" procedure. I can't imagine that would cause any first contact issues.
Sadly most HFY stories are one-shots. Writing a short story like this is orders of magnitude easier than writing a whole series. For one thing, constructing a believable galactic society where humans are scary monsters is difficult. Not as big an issue for a short. I mean, seriously, why are these herd creatures playing at being fierce anyway? And why are they so freaking bad at it after all this time? At least Deathworlders tries to answer those questions.
Communication officer: Sir we're being jammed. 1st Officer: WEAPONS AND SHIELDS JUST WENT OFFLINE FOR NO REASON! GENERAL! WHAT DO WE DO!? General: We die.
Their only option is to immediately surrender. With their comms off-world jammed the humans have already won. The best that this general can hope for is a chance to explain that the whole thing was a misunderstanding, that any terrans killed in the course of the initial contact were not intentional deaths and subsequently they had also lost lives in the same engagement.
Food for thought. 12 ships after that period of time, finding that specific station? Unlikely. That was likely a wide scale attack on multiple military targets. Font forget what happened to the Khwarazmain Empire
The thing is about this story is that the Terran Alliance fleet could be... anything. It could be a diplomatic peace mission or the opening strike of a war. But we don't know because we don't know because we don't know what the Terran Alliance is like. This future humanity could be a peace loving civilization that realizes a few lives in a bad first contact isn't worth killing millions over, especially when it's clear who has the military and technological advantage. Or the Terran Alliance could be ruled by a despotic regime that needs a "quick victorious war" to distract their public from their own mismanagement of government, and the Federation just made themselves the Alliance's punching bag. But then, the Terrans aren't really the point of this story. The point of this story that bad policy leads to bad results, and the story could have worked just as well if the Federation was a human nation that had attacked a more advanced alien ship.
Pro tip: when you show up with peaceful intent, you don't open with jamming communications in the area. That's a clear declaration that hostilities have already begun, and all communication will be conducted via weapons from that point. There's no other reasonable interpretation.
Is this a story of how humans started a Galaxy-spanning war over a minor border skirmish incident with 1 to 6 casualties on the human side? We can smooth things over worse things here IRL D:
@@nemamiah7832 Seizing and boarding a military ship is an act of war by petty much all definitions. The aliens started this, we're finishing it, because if they did it once they might well do it again. And there's no indication the humans here are being genocidal either. The alliance moniker implies some level of restraint, I'd be more worried if they called themselves an Empire. Plus, there's no reason to spare even one person if you intend to kill everyone, they would have just let the captain stay missing like the rest of the ship and crew.
@@willparry530 It is not. If a vehicle crossed the border, it can and should be rightfully seized and personnel apprehended. Then you start the talks. Aliens weren't particularly smart about it either, but we don't start wars over such shit, unless we were looking for a reason to start one.
@@nemamiah7832 What border? The human ship was not in Federation space and even if they had been they had no way of knowing that. You do realize what 'unknown configuration' actually means, right? It means neither ship knew where the other came from. But the fact is this was outside BOTH nations' borders. Seizure and search in _international_ territory is illegal.
Hubris. We are powerful therefore we can do whatever the hell we want. Until a bigger badder mofo comes along. That lesson on humility could be a painful one.
Does this sound like backstory fanfiction on the First Contact war from Mass Effect lore? I mean, if the aliens were specifically said to be tourians, that would fit perfectly. I mean, from what I've heard, those first few human space navy ships were able to fight the much larger and more advanced tourian fleets to a standstill before the Council stepped in and forced a ceasefire.
Well since they were able to decode and translate your ship's database I would make every attempt at parlay. Before the fleet arrives send your fastest ship out of there to advise the Federation of your situation and that you are attempting diplomacy. Lastly, contemplate the meaning of the phrase "woe to the conquered".
By my guess, what they attacked was most likely an advanced recon team. In a small, lightly armed frigate. 10 personnel who's mandate it to scout distant territories ahead of the main force. These are also most likely, Special Forces, with various specializations needed for deep reconnaissance. Special Forces are not usually heavily armed, but rather rely on stealth and the element of surprise and tactical awareness. They're a scalpel, whereas regular Army are a hammer. Hence how they took a ship of 500. The ships that entered the xeno's space, was probably a carrier group. A supercarrier with attached air wing, destroyers, cruisers, submarines (or in scifi, stealth ships possibly) and a supply ship. In other words, the xenos are fucked.
Comon misconception forward facing eyes aren't an exclusively predator feature eye direction is based on how dependent on sight for defence and how many directions you have to worry about things coming at you from.
No, not exclusively, but more commonly associated with Predators. Most primates have binocular vision, even though most are herbivores or some degree of omnivore. it is how ever a much more advantageous adaption for predators in my opinion, since having a wider field of vision would be more helpful for a prey species.
Yeah, forward facing eyes do show up in some non predatory species, but it is as far as I can tell primarily the domain of land based mammalian predators and avian species, though not sure how well it is tied to predatory behavior in birds. As far as mammals go, some of the exceptions to this eyes forward means predator, such as some species of bears, are part of omnivorous families with significant predation tendencies. Maybe monkeys and apes would be a good example of an exception, with predatory species in those families fairly limited afaik, humans and chimpanzees being the only ones that immediately come to my mind. Of course, examples of predators with non binocular vision are pretty common, especially once you start looking outside birds and land mammals.
@@spudgamer6049 I believe for most birds, binocular vision is more important for depth perception for flight than predation, which is also true for primates to a degree concerning depth perception needed for climbing through trees.
You have to know when to give up. When you realize that you have made a tactical error or a mistake in Confrontational Protocol, you should offer to politely surrender. You can always go in guns blazing if they ain't reasonable.;
Not that it would really make any difference to the narrative but it could have said "Celar, Celens, Mortalis" that bunch of clowns would really mess someone up.
For a General, he isnt very clever. The moment he recognized the Symbol, he should have send an all-Frequency message towards the Terrans Ships "We apologize. It was our Fault, we understand that. Please, let us talk before you do anything." But wow. About 500 Crewmember, taken out by 5 Humans. Either you Guys are fragile as a cooked Noodle or you accidentily attacked a SpecOps Ship. Also, if such a "tiny" ship (we dont have the sizes in an understable metric), is packed as a Ship half as big as your FLAGSHIP, you dont really have a military, do you? With 10 People on Board and so much firepower, it was probably a Scoutship. Knowing our Species, with 10 humans, it must have been the aquivalent of a dutch Caravan XD every Space utilized to the max, ready for a fun trip.
“Sir we’ve captured the enemy vessel.”
Humans: “PREPARE TO BE BOARDED”
"we are not trapped in here with you, YOU are trapped in here with US"
seconds that...also add's addendum
''THEY ARE ONBOARD KILL THEM!''
humans...dont kill you outright anymore and learns alien language just to make you shit your pants even more XD
"I am not trapped in an alien filled ship, you are all trapped in here with me!" Soldier tf2 probably
Humans: BOARDING SUCCESSFUL!! ATTACK!!!
Counter Assault to establish a foothold put bodies on the ground.
I love the idea of a human engineer sneaking around, gaslighting the aliens and fucking with them by terraforming their ship's atmosphere xD
Trolololololololololo xD
"The fuck is going on, this is the 5th time this week weve gone from desert athmosphere to a god damn ocean world!"
You've been *TROLLED* you've been *trolled*
😂
i was honestly waiting for it to reveal that the symbol was a red cross or something, and that these aliens had attacked a medic ship. that would explain the Terran's extreme anger a bit better, imo
I mean, a ship for some 10 people was likely a civilian one or a military one for non-combatants. Either way, a dick move.
Lol
Alien: Who were those we attacked that fateful day?
Human: Our kindest souls.
@@adriancampos8640 10 people?
Military scientist + a couple of assistants, and the crew of the ship. Likely explorers.
@@WexMajor82 yeah
yeah but that twist is a little over done at this point no? like almost every story with an unknown terran symbol on a ship that was attacked, destroyed, boarded, etc. has the red cross being the symbol granted it still dose make a lot of sense but doesn't mean it's not the obvious answer at this point
Aliens: (seizes human ship) this'll be easy, they can't do anything!
Humans:(DOOM MUSIC KICKS IN)
*Pulls out double barrel shotgun* "I knew I brought this along for a good reason"
The Federation was just asking for trouble. They forgot a prime rule of gunfighting: There is always a faster gun out there.
Switching to side arm is always faster than reloading
@@alexzanderroberts995 and if said sidearm runs out of ammo then switch to one of the other sidearms and repeat till there’s no target left
First time I heard this story I thought the symbol was going to be a smiley face with the words "Have a Nice Day".
That's what I would put on a warship.
Even given its firepower though, I don't think it was a warship per se, more likely explorers. Explorers are generally given the tools to defend themselves from unknown threats.
Ship nose graffiti saying, "Make love, not war", lol
This reminds me of Unreal Tournament, a multiplayer shooter game from 20 years ago. The game had a rocket launcher as one of its usable weapons, and the rockets' model had a flat tip, on which the texture was a smiley face. You'd only see it if you took a rocket straight to the face, but the first time it happened to me, I laughed for 3 minutes straight.
@@willparry530 sounds logical..due to how long range high tech exploring also sounds pragmatic to favor relative small crews as they arent ment to do any military actions outside of potentially having a stronger bite then civilian ships and extra redundancy to discourage short sighted opportunism actions from individuals
while a dedicated warship likely have an even worse bite but also the manpower to endure prolonged direct combat or to exploit opportunism to take/occupy assets of vaule
@@Amoth_oth_ras_shash yeah this, exactly :)
The xenos general from the Last Starfighter said it best, "What do we do? We die."
ruclips.net/video/GROPlRul-2U/видео.html This movie was from the eighties I think? Explains the questionable special effects.
He was a very classy villain all things said and done. He also knew when he was beat.
@@Cadiangrunt99 He had class
At first i thought there was gonna be a twist where the symbol turned out to be the domino's logo and the aliens just attacked a pizza delivery ship or st like that
And then the Dominos Corporation sends in its Pizza enforcement fleet XD
Golden arches of the Mcdeathsquad.
Considering that Pepsi had at one point 6th largest navy in the world, it might not be that far reached to think that pizza chain had a heavily armed freighter at their disposal
i thought it was gonna be the red cross
The 30 minutes or less aren’t optional.
What you do is by all methods attempt to de-escalate the situation and prevent it from becoming an all out war
Let's make first contact by committing an act of war. That will make peace likely. --- The Truly Stupid.
yeah, when i take a look at human "explorers" - seems plausible....
@@doppelhelixes plausible not smart.
@@doppelhelixes
There is a reason for the whole evil alien trope.
@@calvingreene90 that's why we have to find the evil aliens and teach them our peacefull ways, by all means neccasary!!!
@@doppelhelixes They will learn our peacefull methods, by force.
I thought the symbol was gonna be a red cross and the humans who attacked were all injured soldiers transporting from some front line. and because it was a medical ship it was a declaration of war.
imagine if it was that
Human general:so your saying 5 people from our medical ship managed to take down one of your flagships and kill over 500 of your crew members.
@@objectiveice573 A crew of corpsman with an officer in charge even with just the usual several days of small arms training when properly motivated could probably due a bit of damage after hiding away on an enemy warship. . .
@@tyvernoverlord5363 ah makes sense
Remember when tring to make new friends pop their tires and steal their car
Are you sure it's in that order
@@gerbentime4175 yeah, something about that doesn't add up XD
Don't forget to smash in the windows.
also don't forget about the bomb- oh
" what do we ? "
well... you surrender OBVIOUSLY!
Yeah that's what I thought of like they are not going to beat them ( even if they would there would be more later ) and they might spare them if they just surrender
Either surrender or retreat. Retreat would be better, to get out of the jamming range and get the info to HQ so that they could prepare. Information is important, and without getting the info back home, they would be caught unaware. Though, that would only be prolonging things.
@@latemanparodius5133 Retreat? Are they even on a ship tho?
@@willparry530 If they're on a stationary space station without some means of evacuating in the event of emergency, I'd worry more for their society for reasons other than invasion.
@@latemanparodius5133 Where did they say they were on a space station, or in space at all? They could be planetside.
Damn, those xenos are toast. Still better than it saying "Terran Empire" at least with the alliance they have a chance at not being exterminated
Military targets only I would imagine
@@tehs3raph1m unless it was a refugee or a flying hospital
When i finished this i had only one thought
Welcome to the jungle, baby
@@nixiejamies2330 Given the firepower it exhibited and the small size of the crew, those possibilities are unlikely, I feel.
@@willparry530 well refugees cannot really afford a super powerful shit and by flying hospital I mean more like an ambulance
Predators? Hell, wait until they find out we're Omnivores. Guess what's for dinner tonight?
Roast Xeno with a nice side salad?
@@wade8342 if they lay eggs I'd go for an omelette with a chianti and favas beans
Everyone!
we can eat you AND your food
"looks like EVERYTHING is back on the menu!!"
9:05 Look at me. I'm the captain now.
Great stuff
It's rare for an HFY to truly achieve that horror/"alien" (the movie) feel where we're truly intimidating.
I never thought about it, but the whole description as "bipeds" and how it's written makes it unsettling. I guess that's how some other species might really look at us. And the old trope of predator front-facing eyes is done well there too
Yea the whole description made me really feel like he was describing some monster from a horror movie, even though he was just describing a human. :P
@@Sanquinity And to be fair we do have pretty freaky eyes. We even switch them out in our entertainment depictions.
The question is whether a non predator species would be able to rise to the apex species of a given ecosystem. Would it just be a galaxy of predators?
Imagine this as a horror movie, but with the humans as the mosters.
Three ways I see this going: if that general has a fighting response, or doesn’t change from his freeze response, they die. If he has a flight response, they might live long enough to get reorganized. Third way, if he has a fight response that his brain interprets as needing to act, not to fight, he might be able to talk himself out of it, but humanity is very pissed off.
That last one seems to be the most likely to me. They'd have some VERY pissed off humans knocking on their door, but I feel like the human general would at least open communication and demand an explanation, with the aliens walking a VERY tight rope to avoid getting annihilated. :P
@@Sanquinity There is 0 chance we go to war over 5 dead people. If they captured all the info we will know this was a standard procedure for them and while highly aggressive would not be instant war.
We would probably contact them much faster (no idea time frames involved but guessing close to a year) and we would do it in a way that they would recognize us. I would even argue that they should use the main ship with a number of escorts. Return the ship to them as a sign of good will and establish relations.
@@generalharness8266 Only 12 ship is diplomatic. Even if a tiny one was that mean. . . well I guess it depends on the size of the ships we sent. 12 giant warships and a diplomat works too.
When your first contact protocol is essentially breaking into the house, steal their stuff and kidnap some occupants?
Yeah, you can't blame us for getting pissed off.
The smartest thing he could do is form up the fleet in a defensive posture if he can and send out a general message for parlay or ceasefire. Granted, with broad spectrum signal jamming in effect, they'll need to coordinate all this with local directional comms like laser transmitters and the like. Pretty hard to jam those, as low tech as they are.
Do everything you can to broadcast "We're sorry!"
I imagine it's like we don't use horse drawn carriages anymore because we now have motorized vehicles and jet planes, hell we no longer even have the infrastructure to even support carriages anymore in the event that our modern vehicles some how stop working all together. I'd imagine only their citizens would be able to use them and only an incredibly small fleet has them
@@elijahaitaok8624 Says the first world country citizen, we on the third still have horse drawn carriages in some rural areas
Circle the space wagons and wait for the more mobile enemies to kill everyone?
@@tachyon8317 which is what they should have done when they realized what they did; seed the area the attack happened with buoys transmitting an apology for what happened, and a location to meet up and parley.
This story is asking for a sequel......
In his position I would've ordered a complete and unconditional surrender, order all my troops to just give up, throw their weapons away, and surrender. That's their best option to live, since these aliens don't strike me as the "Scorched Earth" types.
yeah
Their Gods and their Demons combined aren't going to be enough to help them if it turns out that was a scout troop off to some big get together or something else involving children.
Alien Federation meets one of the most irritable, aggressive species to ever be produced by our little blue pearl of a planet (beaten to the top spot only by the Honey Badger) and learn a valuable lesson: "When meeting new people you've never seen before, start with "Open Hailing Frequencies"... otherwise things get messy."
Great story, hope it gets a sequel!
doesn't look like it, it's seven months old and nothing.
@@willparry530 That's unfortunate.
I appreciate how so many of these stories focus on the fact that we are predators and many other species are some variety of prey species from ideal conditions
That's the standard theme in r/HFY: humans are apex predators in a galaxy filled with prey species that managed to survive their own predators. That and Earth is a hellscape compared to other inhabited worlds. It's why Deathworlders is often considered as an exemplar of the HFY genre.
Incredible!!! Who was the creature that gave the "thumbs down", probably a sympathizer of one of the aggressors in this documentary. They were lucky, as pointed out by others, that it didn't say "Terran Empire", because with an "Alliance" they have a small chance of survival.
There are 3 xenoscum sympathizers that downvoted as of my posting. They must be purged for the Imperium!
@@Nomed38 damn straight :)
@@AgentPepsi1 okay
Yo bro when they were talking about the atmospheric thing for the ship I legit thought some of the guys were in the storage unit just pressing the button to reset it to their standards settings and two people just sitting in there laughing changing it back to their settings. I can hear them now, look bro they changed it back watch this. And them just fucking laughing 😂
What should the general do? "Prepare a strong poison and a diplomatic vessel for me. Hopefully I can smooth this out with only reparations being paid."
This is one of those stories where a 2nd part would most likely not live up to the first but DAMN do I want more. Incredible concept that the more advanced Alien species viewed Humanity with terror. Adding in our Hunter physical traits causing fear in an evolved Prey Species was a good touch.
The only option you have: pray. Pray to whatever gods can hide you from their wrath.
As first contact protocols go, that one is exceptionally boneheaded.
What the general didnt know either is that every planet of the federetion detected a similar fleet aproaching. With their communications jammed they were unable to ask for help. An intergalactic Blitzkrieg.
You attacked with intent to disable and capture... "You attacked..."
Never provoke the Deathworld Murder Monkeys.
Bless the Narrator
Bless the Author
"(ahem) Federation... Federation station hailing inbound Terran Alliance squadron. We f@cked up. Can we have a chat?"
I know this is two years old but this comment made my day. Has "your honor my client claims woopsie daisy" vibes.
Surrender and pray that the humans are feeling merciful today is about all they can do
Not just for the algorithm but also for a great story!
The most horrific thing a survivor of an enemy attack is "They're coming."
"you're trapped in here, biped"
"No, you're trapped in here with *me*"
My advice to the general would be to surrender if hailing and asking for a peaceful solution is not possible.
The Terran ships jammed communications as soon as they arrived. You don't do that if you're interested in listening to a surrender. That's what you do when you're about to open fire and want to disrupt the enemy as much as possible. These aren't the friendly humans, I promise you.
People are asking what the symbol is but I just want to point out. The aliens messed with our boats. No one messes with our boats, not even each other.
There needs to be more to this. Next chapter, waiting impatiently.
This was well-written, I really enjoyed listening to this one.
Ah humanity, giving a poor bastard ptsd on first contact because they decided to attack. Never change
Beg, beg for mercy. That is all you can do.
The only mercy a xenos deserves is the absolution of being bathed in holy promethium or plasma.
Ah yes the classic "we agressively violate the sovereignty of any unidentified species we encounter" procedure. I can't imagine that would cause any first contact issues.
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For pony!
Awesome story and reading. I really hope there's more to this story
Sadly most HFY stories are one-shots. Writing a short story like this is orders of magnitude easier than writing a whole series. For one thing, constructing a believable galactic society where humans are scary monsters is difficult. Not as big an issue for a short.
I mean, seriously, why are these herd creatures playing at being fierce anyway? And why are they so freaking bad at it after all this time? At least Deathworlders tries to answer those questions.
You done goofed son.
Communication officer: Sir we're being jammed.
1st Officer: WEAPONS AND SHIELDS JUST WENT OFFLINE FOR NO REASON! GENERAL! WHAT DO WE DO!?
General: We die.
Don’t fuck with our boats. We like our boats.
Humans: You damage our boat? 'Hippity-hoppity, your flagship is now our property!'
There is always a bigger fish. This is a good example of "fuck around and find out".
Aliens: sir we captured the ship
Human: *taking of gloves*
"Broadcast a formal apology and offer to make amends on all channels."
This was a great story, with amazing writing
Xeno scientist: Sr. the translator make a mistake.
Xeno general: explain yourself.
Xeno scientist: is not terran alliance… its the Terran Empire.
Is this a remaster? I know I’ve heard this one before.
He didnt know the symbol but can read it 🤣
"We aren't trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with us!"
Their only option is to immediately surrender. With their comms off-world jammed the humans have already won. The best that this general can hope for is a chance to explain that the whole thing was a misunderstanding, that any terrans killed in the course of the initial contact were not intentional deaths and subsequently they had also lost lives in the same engagement.
Who knew GTAing a ship could cause a war
Food for thought. 12 ships after that period of time, finding that specific station? Unlikely. That was likely a wide scale attack on multiple military targets. Font forget what happened to the Khwarazmain Empire
"SIR, what do we do?" "Pray to your god. And prepare to die."
The thing is about this story is that the Terran Alliance fleet could be... anything. It could be a diplomatic peace mission or the opening strike of a war. But we don't know because we don't know because we don't know what the Terran Alliance is like. This future humanity could be a peace loving civilization that realizes a few lives in a bad first contact isn't worth killing millions over, especially when it's clear who has the military and technological advantage. Or the Terran Alliance could be ruled by a despotic regime that needs a "quick victorious war" to distract their public from their own mismanagement of government, and the Federation just made themselves the Alliance's punching bag.
But then, the Terrans aren't really the point of this story. The point of this story that bad policy leads to bad results, and the story could have worked just as well if the Federation was a human nation that had attacked a more advanced alien ship.
Pro tip: when you show up with peaceful intent, you don't open with jamming communications in the area. That's a clear declaration that hostilities have already begun, and all communication will be conducted via weapons from that point. There's no other reasonable interpretation.
Holy fuck that was good
Is this a story of how humans started a Galaxy-spanning war over a minor border skirmish incident with 1 to 6 casualties on the human side? We can smooth things over worse things here IRL D:
To be fair I don't think they are after civilian targets, only military targets.
@@willparry530 Yeah, "press X to doubt". No evidence supports this while they *did* start a war over basically nothing diplomacy-wise
@@nemamiah7832 Seizing and boarding a military ship is an act of war by petty much all definitions. The aliens started this, we're finishing it, because if they did it once they might well do it again.
And there's no indication the humans here are being genocidal either. The alliance moniker implies some level of restraint, I'd be more worried if they called themselves an Empire.
Plus, there's no reason to spare even one person if you intend to kill everyone, they would have just let the captain stay missing like the rest of the ship and crew.
@@willparry530 It is not. If a vehicle crossed the border, it can and should be rightfully seized and personnel apprehended. Then you start the talks. Aliens weren't particularly smart about it either, but we don't start wars over such shit, unless we were looking for a reason to start one.
@@nemamiah7832 What border? The human ship was not in Federation space and even if they had been they had no way of knowing that. You do realize what 'unknown configuration' actually means, right? It means neither ship knew where the other came from.
But the fact is this was outside BOTH nations' borders. Seizure and search in _international_ territory is illegal.
What you do, is broadcast on available frequencies, with a picture of the symbol you found: "We're sorry"
Another good day of another hfy reading
We’re number 1, we’re number 1.... oh shit!!!
I hope there is a part 2
Ave Algorithm!
There's only one thing you can do abandon the station on as many ships as available and run
Hubris. We are powerful therefore we can do whatever the hell we want. Until a bigger badder mofo comes along. That lesson on humility could be a painful one.
the real Co2 percentage in the atmosphere is far less than 0.05%
Captain they have us in a tracker beam
Captain:Good now I can tore them limb from tentacle
Does this sound like backstory fanfiction on the First Contact war from Mass Effect lore? I mean, if the aliens were specifically said to be tourians, that would fit perfectly. I mean, from what I've heard, those first few human space navy ships were able to fight the much larger and more advanced tourian fleets to a standstill before the Council stepped in and forced a ceasefire.
I think a trained force could actually pull this off. Just look at what Red Cell did.
2:21 did somebody die in the background or something????
Ah yes the good ol
f around and find out
😂
Think of how terrifying this would have been for the human as well lol
I was hoping the symbol would be a flag with 13 red and white stripes and 50 stars surrounded by blue in the top left corner
This is alien the 8 passenger plot.
They better try for some diplomacy. cause humanity knows how to hold one hell of a grudge
Thank you for the reading
Ohh nice the stories continued.
Well since they were able to decode and translate your ship's database I would make every attempt at parlay. Before the fleet arrives send your fastest ship out of there to advise the Federation of your situation and that you are attempting diplomacy. Lastly, contemplate the meaning of the phrase "woe to the conquered".
"Mess around and find out"
Improvise.
Adapt.
Overcome.
there needs to be a 2nd chapter video to this
Im not trapped in here woth you. You're trapped in here with me!!! 😅
They just need to identify that it was a mistake
By my guess, what they attacked was most likely an advanced recon team. In a small, lightly armed frigate. 10 personnel who's mandate it to scout distant territories ahead of the main force. These are also most likely, Special Forces, with various specializations needed for deep reconnaissance. Special Forces are not usually heavily armed, but rather rely on stealth and the element of surprise and tactical awareness. They're a scalpel, whereas regular Army are a hammer. Hence how they took a ship of 500.
The ships that entered the xeno's space, was probably a carrier group.
A supercarrier with attached air wing, destroyers, cruisers, submarines (or in scifi, stealth ships possibly) and a supply ship.
In other words, the xenos are fucked.
For the Narrator
Comon misconception forward facing eyes aren't an exclusively predator feature eye direction is based on how dependent on sight for defence and how many directions you have to worry about things coming at you from.
I cant think of any execptions to the rule that does not have another powerful sense
@@determinedhelicopter2948 crocodiles, alligators, most sharks, orcas, just to name a few.
No, not exclusively, but more commonly associated with Predators. Most primates have binocular vision, even though most are herbivores or some degree of omnivore. it is how ever a much more advantageous adaption for predators in my opinion, since having a wider field of vision would be more helpful for a prey species.
Yeah, forward facing eyes do show up in some non predatory species, but it is as far as I can tell primarily the domain of land based mammalian predators and avian species, though not sure how well it is tied to predatory behavior in birds.
As far as mammals go, some of the exceptions to this eyes forward means predator, such as some species of bears, are part of omnivorous families with significant predation tendencies. Maybe monkeys and apes would be a good example of an exception, with predatory species in those families fairly limited afaik, humans and chimpanzees being the only ones that immediately come to my mind.
Of course, examples of predators with non binocular vision are pretty common, especially once you start looking outside birds and land mammals.
@@spudgamer6049 I believe for most birds, binocular vision is more important for depth perception for flight than predation, which is also true for primates to a degree concerning depth perception needed for climbing through trees.
You have to know when to give up. When you realize that you have made a tactical error or a mistake in Confrontational Protocol, you should offer to politely surrender. You can always go in guns blazing if they ain't reasonable.;
Not that it would really make any difference to the narrative but it could have said "Celar, Celens, Mortalis" that bunch of clowns would really mess someone up.
Is there going to be a part 2
For a General, he isnt very clever.
The moment he recognized the Symbol, he should have send an all-Frequency message towards the Terrans Ships "We apologize. It was our Fault, we understand that. Please, let us talk before you do anything."
But wow. About 500 Crewmember, taken out by 5 Humans. Either you Guys are fragile as a cooked Noodle or you accidentily attacked a SpecOps Ship. Also, if such a "tiny" ship (we dont have the sizes in an understable metric), is packed as a Ship half as big as your FLAGSHIP, you dont really have a military, do you?
With 10 People on Board and so much firepower, it was probably a Scoutship. Knowing our Species, with 10 humans, it must have been the aquivalent of a dutch Caravan XD every Space utilized to the max, ready for a fun trip.