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  • Опубликовано: 31 дек 2024

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  • @Wilkidw
    @Wilkidw 4 года назад +826

    We write rules of conduct for wagering war, not to tell us how to fight better, but to know when we need to stop.

    • @tyvernoverlord5363
      @tyvernoverlord5363 4 года назад +63

      And then we run rough shod over those rules

    • @Dovahkiinxxx
      @Dovahkiinxxx 4 года назад +83

      But remember, those rules don’t mean shit when dealing with alien species!

    • @wildwikedwanderer1208
      @wildwikedwanderer1208 4 года назад +66

      Aliens never signed our treaties humanity is free to bare its fangs and claws without restraint

    • @Wilkidw
      @Wilkidw 4 года назад +29

      @@wildwikedwanderer1208 words are wind anyway. Actions are all that matters.

    • @ashleycroydon9743
      @ashleycroydon9743 4 года назад +2

      And it doesnt day anyhing thing about et or his gun tooting family either 😂😂🙋🏽‍♂️

  • @garysmith3037
    @garysmith3037 2 года назад +362

    The Gra'var: "War!"
    Humans: "Ok, but we have rules."
    The Gra'var: "F- your rules!"
    Humans: "Ok, F- your species."

    • @Enterprise6126
      @Enterprise6126 Год назад +15

      Drops chlorine Gas on every factory and military installation they have

    • @tinpavlovic7096
      @tinpavlovic7096 Год назад +8

      Dont forget with ftl u can rame planets

    • @ravenouself4181
      @ravenouself4181 Год назад +15

      @@Enterprise6126 *Sends in the Balkanians with a singular order: Commit War Crimes*

    • @DrSigma24-7
      @DrSigma24-7 Год назад +4

      Seems legit.

    • @darcress8641
      @darcress8641 Год назад

      They have fucked around and they found d out

  • @SiegeTF
    @SiegeTF 3 года назад +741

    "I hate these aliens not because they hate me, but because they are incapable of good, honest, human hatred." ~ Unnamed Space Marine ( Warhammer 40k 3rd edition rulebook)

    • @greggillespie8259
      @greggillespie8259 3 года назад +59

      We all know damn well that, that mad lad had to be a black Templar

    • @cryamistellimek9184
      @cryamistellimek9184 3 года назад +35

      @@greggillespie8259 PUUUURGING WITH MY KIIIN

    • @zeehero7280
      @zeehero7280 3 года назад +20

      Yeah these aliens are so evil they cant even hate right!

    • @chrisb9143
      @chrisb9143 2 года назад +22

      "Aliens can never be
      As good as humankind
      A more delightful race than us
      You'll never ever find"

    • @CptPhilippnes
      @CptPhilippnes 2 года назад +16

      @@chrisb9143
      Soo step aside you star slime
      we're ready for your worst.
      We know you wanna beat us
      Enslave us and defeat us
      Oppress us and brow beat us
      UNLESS WE GET YOU FIRST!

  • @crowsenpai5625
    @crowsenpai5625 3 года назад +274

    Aliens: fly a space plane into a space skyscraper
    Humans; NEVER FORGET! *NEVER FORGIVE!!*

    • @doctorbright1065
      @doctorbright1065 3 года назад +31

      I didn't notice the connection until I read this comment... Yeah, they really screwed themselves there.

    • @takeandbakejake3271
      @takeandbakejake3271 2 года назад +10

      As an American I found this wildly hilarious. 100/10

    • @thecursed01
      @thecursed01 Год назад

      @@takeandbakejake3271 kinda already forgotten because the current potus gave the taliban more weapons than anyone who got killed or thrown into guantanamo for giving the taliban weapons...while saying his own population shouldn't be allowed any weapons...supports taliban, wants to make americans defenseless, somehow not in an CIA interrogation cell yet

    • @jacoblee2846
      @jacoblee2846 Год назад +1

      See, the Arabs can do it but not you

    • @HarenunHoppus
      @HarenunHoppus Год назад +1

      Nevar Forgetti

  • @wildwikedwanderer1208
    @wildwikedwanderer1208 4 года назад +289

    Never give humans a reason to unite let us war amongst ourselves because when all of us come together we are capable of terrible and wonderous things

    • @aronnemcsik
      @aronnemcsik 4 года назад +37

      First sin of warfare: NEVER INTERRUPT HUMANITY!

    • @spacetechempire510
      @spacetechempire510 4 года назад +29

      Second sin of warfare: *NEVER INTERRUPT HUMANITY* !!!

    • @darkwater3309
      @darkwater3309 4 года назад +30

      THIRD SIN OF WAR: never be thier reason to unite !

  • @user-oc3ic4vc7x
    @user-oc3ic4vc7x 3 года назад +415

    “Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to earth, and we most definitely regret that the corps just blew up our raggedy ass fleet” -Sgt. Johnson to the Gra’var probably

  • @CorwinTheOneAndOnly
    @CorwinTheOneAndOnly 3 года назад +127

    Aliens: Commits genocide as an act of war
    Humanity: "You know, xeno scum, we have *rules* as to why we're not allowed to do that, normally. We're better at it."

  • @DrSigma24-7
    @DrSigma24-7 4 года назад +412

    This is the sci-fi version of "If you don't want no crap, don't start no crap, 'cause I'll end your crap." Or, to paraphrase an unknown diplomat, "we will meet you at your level and exceed it; whether we sink to your level or rise to it is entirely up to you."

    • @FlynntheBookseller
      @FlynntheBookseller Год назад +4

      this quote sounds vaguley familiar, where is it from?

    • @DrSigma24-7
      @DrSigma24-7 Год назад +5

      @@FlynntheBookseller, I'm not entirely sure. I spent 20 years in the military, 16 of which were in the US Army, and I've heard versions of this quote since my initial enlistment in 1987. I think it was from a British diplomat responding to vague threats from Germany in the late 1930's but don't quote me on that. The first quote, if you replace the word "crap," is a popular Urban warning from major US cities. I think I first heard it in a 1990's Will Smith movie.

    • @FlynntheBookseller
      @FlynntheBookseller Год назад +3

      @Dr. Sigma thanks for response
      Also thank you for your service!!!

    • @en4833
      @en4833 Год назад +3

      Pretty sure it's "Don't start none, won't be none."

    • @DrSigma24-7
      @DrSigma24-7 Год назад +3

      @@en4833 , You stated it quite elegantly. I believe they are synonymous. Much better than, "Mess with the bull, get the horns."

  • @greggillespie8259
    @greggillespie8259 3 года назад +125

    “Human, we’ve come to eradicate you!”
    Human: hippity hoppity, you’re about to get smacked right properly

  • @JohnnyTyrant
    @JohnnyTyrant 3 года назад +489

    The CIVILIAN human ship was the target of an unprovoked attack with all on board shot into space and then, as if that wasn’t excessive enough, said ship was filled with explosives used as a ballistic ram on an unsuspecting outpost in orbit around a colony planet. Genocide on a primarily civilian population. Afterwards we gave them several chances to surrender and not onlt did they refuse to, they doubled down on the “kill the defenseless” approach. With such an overly aggressive stellar neighbor, I’d think of it less as war crimes and more as putting down a dangerous animal that, despite knowing better, insisted on biting, maiming, and killing anyone in reach. In other words, Disarm and Disable.

    • @laststand6420
      @laststand6420 3 года назад +54

      Sad we went to such trouble as fighting on planets. We should have just glassed them all

    • @JEL625
      @JEL625 3 года назад +48

      I don't think that would have been a good idea. It wouldn't sit well with our base instincts and also would reduce our own costs. Genocide of a species should have a price paid in blood, if humans didn't bleed from it we wouldn't learn where the line should be.

    • @juggernautbam2253
      @juggernautbam2253 3 года назад +16

      Overkill is underated

    • @emilyybarra8489
      @emilyybarra8489 3 года назад

      The

    • @yummersans8426
      @yummersans8426 3 года назад +2

      more like disarm or dis-life

  • @M4gl4d
    @M4gl4d 4 года назад +168

    There's no such thing as unfeeling hatred. There's cold, well-seasoned and mature hatred, but no such as unfeeling hatred. If you hate something, you feel hate. This should be self evident.

    • @macasaurusrex4863
      @macasaurusrex4863 3 года назад +41

      Unfeeling as in not caring what your opponent feels not fueling your own hatred with theirs just hating their very existence

  • @davidthorp01
    @davidthorp01 4 года назад +352

    You see, people act like this wouldn’t be us in the litany of other fiction and in the movements of our own world...but we would do this for far less.

    • @anarchyandempires5452
      @anarchyandempires5452 4 года назад +73

      Shit history teaches us that if you blow up a single American ship they will not rest until you have been properly destroyed.

    • @davidthorp01
      @davidthorp01 4 года назад +49

      @@anarchyandempires5452 *Chuckles in Pearl Harbor* _Over thhheeeeeerreee! Over there! Send the word! Send the word! Do bewaaaaare! That the Yanks are coming!_
      Yes I pulled from two wars. But oh yea, don’t even get me started on the war two villages in Italy fought over a bucket. Or two buildings sparked a 14 year~ man hunt until we domed the guy with a special operations team after committing to a war for that same amount of time. Or the Spanish American war, shan’t forget the _Maine._

    • @dragonheart5312
      @dragonheart5312 3 года назад +36

      "You push, and push, and expect us not to crack. I pity the fool who dogmatically commits genocide and doesn't expect it in return"

    • @anthonymedina9425
      @anthonymedina9425 3 года назад +17

      "meh, I've killed for less"

    • @theicyphoenixrecords5980
      @theicyphoenixrecords5980 3 года назад +4

      yep,it doesn't matter how many actual soldiers they kill we're cool with it it's war,but the moment they target and torture civilians,well exterminatus is in order

  • @generictimestamperstupendi9021
    @generictimestamperstupendi9021 3 года назад +90

    Humans , humans dont. They dont fight. A fight implies it can be won by either party
    Damn

    • @wrath2501
      @wrath2501 3 года назад +19

      Humans do not fight. Fighting would imply the possibility of failure. We kill.

  • @dantreadwell7421
    @dantreadwell7421 3 года назад +70

    Exterminatus decree. Reminds me of the book Enders Game. Sure, after putting the guy down once, I have won the fight. I haven't won the next one, nor the one after that, nor the war that these fights are a part of. So, I grind this one in front of me into dust, take them apart piece by piece, methodically and calmly, in the most brutal way I can, and thus win this war and all others, for no one will want to fight, knowing what I am capable of.
    Paraphrase and restating the idea, but the gist is there.

  • @TheEVEInspiration
    @TheEVEInspiration 2 года назад +94

    I love the ending where civilian populations overthrow their governments, out of fear that they would aggravate the Humans too much.

  • @cdgonepotatoes4219
    @cdgonepotatoes4219 4 года назад +146

    The biggest reason why people fight with themselves is really likely because there hasn't been a common enemy to direct the hate towards, if billions are lost in an act of war I don't doubt a farily homogenous civilization would manage to coordinate their efforts like this, setting aside internal dispute.
    Xenophobia may be humanity's greatest savior in the future.

    • @vadfarkas14
      @vadfarkas14 3 года назад +14

      Humanity first. Death to the aliens.

    • @santiagohernandez4637
      @santiagohernandez4637 3 года назад +11

      @@vadfarkas14 and dolphins

    • @lordtabs
      @lordtabs 3 года назад +3

      Hell yes

    • @Vit-Pokorny
      @Vit-Pokorny 3 года назад +4

      @@santiagohernandez4637 and turtles

    • @krel7160
      @krel7160 3 года назад +14

      @@vadfarkas14 The Zilthraxee are good though. No harm space doggo. Space pupper is friend. The goodest boys.

  • @stacynonyabizz4241
    @stacynonyabizz4241 4 года назад +101

    hows that old song go? " we may have done a little bit of fighting among ourselves, but you outside people best leave us alone".
    the only thing humanity needs is a reason. we are violent, we are cruel, we are suicidal in our rage. and sometimes that means we win

    • @spacetechempire510
      @spacetechempire510 4 года назад +12

      And when we do we are kind, caring, and inventive. We will rebuild your worlds and society’s to a better version of them.
      All to say to others leave us and them alone or we *WILL* do the same to you.

  • @mikkel8296
    @mikkel8296 4 года назад +212

    The way you pronounced that last word, truly do this text justice.

    • @TheBenBen253
      @TheBenBen253 3 года назад +7

      Cold, Unfeeling Hatred..... Yes the pronunciation art the end had so much feeling to it.

  • @kylersmith5675
    @kylersmith5675 4 года назад +54

    We didn't take the plasma wepons because we had to give the others a chance

  • @Cemtexify
    @Cemtexify 3 года назад +28

    The last part reminds me of Enders Game
    "You already won the fight, why did you continue?"
    "To win all the fights in the future too"

  • @H3xx99
    @H3xx99 3 года назад +30

    "Guys, stop, knock it off, I mean it. STAAAAAAHP!!!!"
    [Planet gets glassed].
    "... so that's how it is. Okay. COWABUNGA IT IS THEN!"

  • @hazydoom69
    @hazydoom69 3 года назад +76

    Can we talk about how this was a consequence of the galactic council due to making humanity sound like some sort of existential horror before we even left our solar system.

  • @willparry530
    @willparry530 3 года назад +26

    So scarily true...we're capable of restraint but even when we exercise it, it is not infinite. Given what happened, it was honestly a miracle we *didn't* commit complete genocide.

  • @wafflecoptergaming2673
    @wafflecoptergaming2673 3 года назад +23

    It is an undeniable, and might I say fundamental aspect of humanity, that when faced with its own extinction, EVERY alternative is preferable! -Dr. Leonard Church

    • @Sepricotaku
      @Sepricotaku Год назад +2

      Former director, Project Freelancer.

  • @quinton5432
    @quinton5432 3 года назад +22

    I like this one, humanity’s ferocity does not make us the good guys, in this, humanity far exceeded their opponents crimes, thought it was justified

    • @revampedharpy09
      @revampedharpy09 2 года назад +4

      true, although it also seems pretty realistic to me if you look at our history. just for one example, look at the US's response to pearl harbour, and how the war ended. glassing a planet goes far, far, far beyond what happened at pearl harbour, so the response would naturally be equally extreme. to be honest the main thing that surprises me is that humanity in the story stopped short of total genocide. id like to think we wouldnt go as far as genocide if this actually happened, but i also wouldnt be surprised in the least if we did.

  • @allmyself666
    @allmyself666 3 года назад +90

    So basically. Humanities space empire flag is " dont tread on me"

  • @generalnawaki
    @generalnawaki 4 года назад +30

    they fired the first shot, we fired the last.

  • @Phyrior
    @Phyrior 3 года назад +14

    Unfeeling hatred? Hatred is a feeling, the numbing agent within it is just to keep the motivation alive. We are oftentimes too quick to forgive, and too eager to hold a grudge. Better then, for that hatred to be 'cold' and 'calculated'.

  • @jefferybrown6473
    @jefferybrown6473 3 года назад +46

    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
    SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

    • @ivanelias3916
      @ivanelias3916 3 года назад +6

      GLORY TO KHORNE!!!

    • @wrath2501
      @wrath2501 3 года назад +10

      *MILK FOR THE KHORN FLAKES!*

    • @bernardoluis7699
      @bernardoluis7699 3 года назад +4

      SCIENCE FOR THE SCIENCE GOD

    • @OEFarredondo
      @OEFarredondo 2 года назад

      KILL! BURN! MAIM! KILL! BURN! MAIM! KILL! BURN! MAIM!

    • @AFancyApe
      @AFancyApe 7 месяцев назад +1

      LET, THE GALAXY, BURN

  • @Del-Moss
    @Del-Moss 3 года назад +12

    We go to war on the heals of hatred for what caused it, and the love of those who died in its origin. Even when our hatred for the enemy is but cinders and ash our love for those lost will explode in propulsion to finish the job.

  • @jesusofbullets
    @jesusofbullets Год назад +8

    The human response is summarily summed up by a quote in Watchmen.
    “Men get arrested. Dogs get put down.”

  • @Snipergoat1
    @Snipergoat1 2 года назад +7

    "I don't hate you Cardassian, I hate what I became because of you." CPO Miles O'brien.

  • @tzortzinis1
    @tzortzinis1 4 года назад +28

    how in the hell does this have 847 views and only 139 likes? we need to get our mans netnarrator into the system. not enough people know about him.

    • @danzydan2479
      @danzydan2479 2 года назад +1

      I have only just found him today. Only 2 years for the system. :)

  • @charlesaldolf7915
    @charlesaldolf7915 3 года назад +14

    IMO 1 of the best and realistic military SF. Not b/c of tech or tactics but b/c on how humanity specially on Eastern European, Asian, Arabic and African military history would react in such a situation.

    • @revampedharpy09
      @revampedharpy09 2 года назад +6

      also i mean... western history too. japan attacked a harbour, the US dropped 2 mini-suns on Japan (yes i know they were atomic not thermonuclear, but you get what i mean) humanities history kinda proves that we do NOT take provocation well, and are quite fond of overkill

    • @internetzenmaster8952
      @internetzenmaster8952 10 месяцев назад

      @@revampedharpy09 Hell, look up Operation Pray Mantis and what the USA defines as a 'proportional response' to one of their ships nearly being sunk by an Iranian mine (Swear to God the only reason it _didn't_ sink was because the damaged destroyer was the USS Samuel B. Roberts. Spirits of the original Sammy B [of Taffy 3 fame]'s crew and the best damage control training in the fleet aren't going to let a destroyer with that kind of heritage get sunk by something as petty as a mine). Touching our boats, esp. America's boats, is NEVER a good idea.

  • @baronvonkaiser9912
    @baronvonkaiser9912 3 года назад +25

    well to quote vegeta from DBZ abridged "well ive killed for less"

    • @cliffhanger4945
      @cliffhanger4945 3 года назад +4

      -Humans, no!
      -HUMANS YES!

    • @wrath2501
      @wrath2501 3 года назад +4

      Nappa: ahahahahahaaaa.... tragic.

    • @baronvonkaiser9912
      @baronvonkaiser9912 3 года назад +2

      @@wrath2501 i quote that line more often than id like to admit

  • @ActiveGamer3000
    @ActiveGamer3000 2 года назад +8

    I like how the humans were so pissed off that THEY LITERALLY SENT THE ALIENS PLANET INTO THEIR STAR

  • @illdecidelater723
    @illdecidelater723 4 года назад +22

    This one gave me chills, please never stop with the HFY lol

  • @alexs5814
    @alexs5814 3 года назад +15

    i REALLY don't want to say it but...: "You only reap what you sow."

  • @phantomwraith1984
    @phantomwraith1984 2 года назад +7

    The aliens continuously attack exclusively civilian targets, and are then surprised to see that it only makes humans more aggressive

  • @tonikal_el
    @tonikal_el 2 года назад +7

    "humanity glassed the military outposts of their homeworld planet, rounded up and shipped the civilians to a nearby habitable planet, and pushed their old planet into the freaking sun"
    But the savagery doesn't end there... No, Humanity over 3 generations regressed their adversary into a primitive society that made religion... Let me be crispy clear on this: an entire religion where humanity equals to deity. Humans are Gods to them, and we are feard and worshipped.
    Humans have in all meanings of the phrase: "kicked their asses into middle ages."
    Good Lord, I think whipping them from existence is a mercy, compared to this ultimate humiliation.
    But the funniest part is, that's exactly what the humans would do. We already have done a similar thing to our once natural predator: wolves. Hell we domesticated several other animal species. By controlling the reproduction we genetically engineered them, without even knowing what geneticall engineering even means: to be generally less aggressive (some exceptions are bulls, and we made a freaking sport out of competing with bloodlust animal... for fun. The audacity, the utter insanity.) Or the engineering to produce more material for consumption (milk, eggs, wool) or better quality meat.
    "Don't mess with humans, or they will domesticate you with force."

  • @judahboyd2107
    @judahboyd2107 3 года назад +19

    God help the xenos if we ever stop fighting ourselves.

  • @MultiGodmode
    @MultiGodmode 3 года назад +6

    Humans to each other: I hate you
    Aliens :I hate him too
    All of humanity at once : who's you b!+@h

  • @ashleycroydon9743
    @ashleycroydon9743 4 года назад +10

    When faced with the possibility of extermination/extinction Anything goes(thats the gist of it went something like that)

  • @TD-ug4mg
    @TD-ug4mg 3 года назад +10

    The Inquisition approves of this story.

  • @davidtherwhanger6795
    @davidtherwhanger6795 3 года назад +5

    This is not cold hatred. Hatred is a burning fire. This level is a fire to rival the stars themselves. Vengeance is cold.

  • @gorankarnunzyobiznus6515
    @gorankarnunzyobiznus6515 3 года назад +4

    The very definition of "F*** around, and find out.".

  • @stevedixon921
    @stevedixon921 2 года назад +6

    Xeno: the humans MIGHT kill us, we should attack them first
    Humans: You attacked us! Die!
    Xeno: we are not winning, we surrender!
    Humans: Feck you! You started this. We're not done making an example of you yet!
    Other Xeno's: Note to self, DO NOT attack the humans. Especially DO NOT attack their civilians, EVER!. Humans do not react well to species level threats. In fact, execute the next being to even suggest it as a viable idea. Stick their head on a pike in the courtyard as an example to generations to come that some ideas are just too stupid to be entertained.

    • @leechowning2712
      @leechowning2712 2 года назад

      In every single government and military this side of the Galaxy, a person suggesting aggravating the humans is executed. We don't go there, because when we do they do. And they are simply so much better at it than we are.

    • @mugenokami2201
      @mugenokami2201 11 месяцев назад

      Also stay away from their ships

  • @davidmcquoid9438
    @davidmcquoid9438 2 года назад +4

    "Fuck you, the only one allowed to kill me is me!"-Humanity

  • @andrewstrongman305
    @andrewstrongman305 3 года назад +6

    The hatred towards genocidal aliens would not be cold or unfeeling at all, it would burn hotter than any other cause. Our revenge would be implacable and remorseless, and I'd very much doubt that civilians would be spared. We would seek to exterminate such an enemy, and quite likely colonize their worlds afterwards.

  • @ActJack
    @ActJack 5 месяцев назад +1

    A neutrino star powered realativistic chain gun firing stranglett ammo could be good if it were maybe in orbit and the size of the british isles it would make a good star system destroyer

  • @not-so-british-brit9752
    @not-so-british-brit9752 4 года назад +6

    Hello, cant wait for my peice, love your work

  • @thegamerdudeabides
    @thegamerdudeabides 11 месяцев назад +1

    I love how most of the stories of humans in space, are the epitome of another race "fucking around and finding out."

  • @xsinnerxsaint91
    @xsinnerxsaint91 4 года назад +25

    I want to hear about the religion now 😹

    • @bjrnarflate5884
      @bjrnarflate5884 3 года назад +10

      "Look above you, dear children, onto the stars. But do not look too long, lest you draw the ire of the gods.
      The Dwellers between the Stars seemed peaceful, benevolent and kind, and so we thought them weak. We were wrong. Heed my words, and take warning; just because someone is kind, does not make them weak. If, when provoked, someone decides to forgive; that is true strength. We had not yet understood this, and in our ignorance we set ourselves against the gods. But in their mercy they spared us, for they are indeed merciful gods. They gave us this paradise, and for that we are grateful.""

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom 3 года назад +5

      @@bjrnarflate5884...
      That makes me think of OUR religions' origin now...

  • @unknownplauer306
    @unknownplauer306 3 года назад +6

    Yo neighbour's can I have your plasma weapons we want to do some funky stuff and make it a full nightmare

  • @lexiishizzle95
    @lexiishizzle95 4 года назад +2

    Great narrations! Sometimes I listen to them falling asleep but sometimes the end music is so jarring 😅 I like that this one didn’t have it!

  • @krimsonsun10
    @krimsonsun10 2 года назад +2

    Their infants quartered with the hands of war,
    All pity choked with custom of fell deeds,...
    Shall in these confines with a monarch’s voice
    Cry “Havoc!” and let slip the dogs of war,..

  • @ramblinevilmushroom
    @ramblinevilmushroom 3 года назад +3

    this is what humans call "fucked around and found out"

  • @cpt.honklerof3rdkekistania400
    @cpt.honklerof3rdkekistania400 2 года назад +2

    The civilizational equivalent of "im gonna beat you till you love me"

  • @davegarcia11111
    @davegarcia11111 Год назад +1

    The Gra’var : it is with a heavy heart that we admit total defeat and therefore offer our unconditional surrender
    Humans: ...................
    The Gra’var: you have slaughtered our soldiers, our people we have lost ALL
    Humans: NO (ominous tone) NOT YET!

  • @gilmadreth680
    @gilmadreth680 3 года назад +2

    "Never push the Pink Skins to the thin ice."

  • @Zakvadr1995
    @Zakvadr1995 3 года назад +2

    Humans fight over the most petty things, but once we have a focus, a purpose, a reason and target to fight.... it’s not war, it’s genocide.

  • @notajetplane
    @notajetplane Год назад +2

    Nothing brings humans together better than common hatred.

  • @wrathshorts2894
    @wrathshorts2894 3 года назад +1

    Don't start nothin, won't BE nothin.

  • @jesseamaya4413
    @jesseamaya4413 2 года назад +2

    Lesson kids, do NOT pi$$ off the monkeys.

  • @devilishruby1002
    @devilishruby1002 2 года назад +1

    it's like mowing your lawn with a thermonuclear bomb ahahahah

  • @Papa_Waffles
    @Papa_Waffles 8 месяцев назад

    An unattended candle will ALWAYS cause a wildfire

  • @reggiehigh22
    @reggiehigh22 2 года назад +1

    ... Those last mine while true do not sum up everything we are, just what we are if you give us a reason

  • @Hektols
    @Hektols 3 года назад +3

    Humans will do to you what you did to them, tenfold.

  • @totallynotalpharius2283
    @totallynotalpharius2283 2 года назад

    Before man was, war waited for him. The greatest trade awaiting its greatest practitioners

  • @icup8647
    @icup8647 4 года назад +3

    Thanks

  • @johnaeryns5364
    @johnaeryns5364 2 года назад +2

    Alien diplomat: listen here humans, if you don't do what we want we'll declare war on you.
    The rest of his species: the fuck we will.

    • @leechowning2712
      @leechowning2712 2 года назад +1

      Pardon us while our ambassador has an accident. We will be right back with a new ambassador.

  • @TheHighborn
    @TheHighborn 2 месяца назад

    Gra'var: missbehave
    Humanity: you should behave
    Gra'var: no
    Humanity: you might as well not behave.. AT ALL

  • @fadelsukoco3092
    @fadelsukoco3092 3 года назад +27

    I don't remember which one but here was this one battle where Alexander the Great had a bunch of enemy prisoners, and instead of wasting resources holding and taking care of them, he decided to send the wounded soldiers back to their cities after cutting out the eye of every hundredth man. The wounded soldiers taxed the cities' resources and lowered morale, allowing Alexander's armies to conquer them easier.
    I was sort of hoping that instead of genociding civilians (the theme of Humanity in this story in the war seems to be "no atrocity too great, but don't harm civvies"), they should have sieged a bunch of military installations and worlds, destroyed all supply sites, sabotaged/poisoned provisions and intercepted all outside supplies, and then ship the enemy troops and personnel on ships devoid of comms equipment or independent controls on a pre-programmed trajectory to the nearest habitable worlds with Juuuuuuusssssttt enough supplies on board for them to survive without cannibalizing more than 1% of each other. Boom, now the enemy has a ton of miserable, tortured souls draining their already war-taxed resources in states that would surely demoralize their population. Sure, it might take longer and ne a bit more expensive than what they did, but it would be so much more satisfying since Humanity could inflict such horror upon the xenos filth without breaking their "no civilian harm" rule. Making some bioweapon or nanite swarms that reduce the enemy to frothing vegetative messes or strip them down to the bones layer by layer would also have worked.

    • @thatconservativetrainguy3864
      @thatconservativetrainguy3864 3 года назад +8

      Yea but as a human it doesn’t feel right for what they did I’d rather tear them limb from limb myself just imagining what it would be like to lose your an entire family to a unprovoked attack on a civilian planet lights a flame so bright that it would burn anyone to close

    • @Jet-ij9zc
      @Jet-ij9zc 3 года назад +2

      Raise that to ~10% cannibalism (so they have to eat their dead but not to kill themselves to eat) and it sounds like a plan

    • @danieldieste9905
      @danieldieste9905 3 месяца назад

      But that wasn't to purpose of all this.
      Maybe if we'd liked to conquer the galaxy but these Grav'Ash had one interest alone: humanity's eradication. And payback being fair, it was decided to respond in kind. Appropriately almost.
      Had the Grav'Ash sued for peace after our firts or second counter, it would zave been a humiliating thing but they aport greater numbers now.
      But they decided to screw with somebody at actually didn't want to be or needed to be crewed with.

  • @mutehowl
    @mutehowl 4 года назад +6

    Damn! Another one to my shfy playlist. I like it though.

  • @rotteneggs7055
    @rotteneggs7055 3 года назад +2

    They fired the first shot they dont know who's children will scream and burn how many lives will be lost how many planets will be destroyed but they never expected to lose I believe it was there own hubris that dug their grave

  • @dietricranck3173
    @dietricranck3173 Год назад

    We are monsters, and with the void as our witness we will be the ONLY monsters.

  • @user-oc3ic4vc7x
    @user-oc3ic4vc7x 3 года назад +3

    Apparently the Geneva convention law book was better used as toilet paper than laws for humanity for all the respect the generals gave it.

    • @aguyunderabridge.8794
      @aguyunderabridge.8794 3 года назад +3

      Kill billions of civilians unprovoked and I wont cry over a little spilled phosphorus.

    • @mugenokami2201
      @mugenokami2201 11 месяцев назад +1

      That is level 3 of fafo.
      Level 1 they obey the Geneva Convention.
      Level 2: it becomes Geneva suggestions
      Level 3: it is now Geneva checklist

  • @jacobfoss7783
    @jacobfoss7783 3 года назад +1

    Revenge is a dish best served cold, and it is very cold in space.

  • @yamilcontreras7320
    @yamilcontreras7320 Год назад +1

    They were just hangry your not you when your hungry after all

  • @lightninsadventures2692
    @lightninsadventures2692 Год назад +1

    I feel like Xeno parents tell their children that humans are the boogyman and will get them if they don't act right. Lol

  • @the_Kurgan
    @the_Kurgan 7 месяцев назад

    "Unfeeling hatred" sure why not end with an oxymoron?

  • @justarandomyoutubeviewer2749
    @justarandomyoutubeviewer2749 4 года назад +7

    To be honest this could be true.

  • @peterwarner553
    @peterwarner553 Год назад

    Humanity just decided to win future battles while they were at it.

  • @fallenwatcher8114
    @fallenwatcher8114 4 года назад +10

    This is a run little story 😌😅

  • @MasterMindWC
    @MasterMindWC 3 года назад +2

    They f**ked around and found out.

  • @WIIND1
    @WIIND1 3 года назад +1

    That made me proud an little

  • @greywolf9783
    @greywolf9783 3 года назад +2

    Yea the Gravar Woke up an Ancient black dragon

  • @Andrewza1
    @Andrewza1 3 года назад +1

    it is not a crime against humanity if they not human and it not a war crime if it is pest control

  • @tickticktickBOOOOM
    @tickticktickBOOOOM 3 года назад

    Don't start none, won't be none.

  • @deathhog
    @deathhog 3 года назад +1

    Fiiiinally we ignored the surrender!

  • @crystalalarm3
    @crystalalarm3 3 года назад +1

    NO PITY NO FEAR NO REMORSE AVE HUMANUS!

  • @julianfrachtman5866
    @julianfrachtman5866 3 года назад +2

    NGL, this was based af 🙌🏻

  • @lightninsadventures2692
    @lightninsadventures2692 Год назад

    Galactic dictionary: Humans-f#&k around and you will find out!

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 3 года назад +1

    Some acts demand blood vengeance.

  • @foxstar9086
    @foxstar9086 Год назад

    There is a lesson do not mess with the humans and do not go war with the humans

  • @atoriusv5070
    @atoriusv5070 Месяц назад

    7 billion people died from a single spaceship explosion on a colony world?? What kinda ship was that?? Was it entirely made of dirty nukes? Lmao

  • @Phucough3
    @Phucough3 Год назад

    "I didn't hear no bell..."

  • @Vortex-7358
    @Vortex-7358 3 года назад

    time for some stellaris i think

  • @ATSucks1
    @ATSucks1 3 года назад +1

    1 million millennia, so ... an Eon. or AEons on end.

  • @assaulthetz
    @assaulthetz 9 месяцев назад

    They should've told in what reason they hate humanity because they just made Humanity itself hate them.