Best HFY Reddit Stories: The Truth Of Humans (r/HFY)

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  • @generictimestamperstupendi9021
    @generictimestamperstupendi9021 3 года назад +498

    I just want to acknowledge the "1 ambassador, 2 aides... boarded that day. 3 samurai ... died that day"

    • @willparry530
      @willparry530 3 года назад +21

      Yes.

    • @The_Viscount
      @The_Viscount 2 года назад +59

      If you want to see the real stories that inspired this story, look up the Neisei Refiment. The 442nd Regimental Combat Team consisted of American men of Japanese blood who, despite facing prejudice and suspicion, despite being ripped from their homes and put in concentration camps (see the UN definition) still volunteered to serve their country. They said, "How DARE YOU! How dare you question my loyalty to my country! To the USA! I will prove you bastards wrong! I will make you eat your words!"
      To this day, no other unit has recieved more medals or more Purple Hearts (medal for being wounded in the line of duty) in the US military. The German Americans and Italian Americans weren't treated as badly as the Japanese Americans. They were citizens, patriots, and damn fine soldiers. They were heroes, and they deserve better than we gave them both during the war and in the 50 years following. It's only in the last 30 or so years that we have finally begun giving them the respect they deserve. A number of Silver Stars have been upgraded to Medals of Honor. Compensation is finally being paid to families who had their homes and businesses stripped from them by the Government. And people are finally recognizing the wrongs committed at camps like Manzanar. Their story should be told.

    • @teemoto3923
      @teemoto3923 6 месяцев назад +4

      ​@The_Viscount my father told me that when Hawaii was trying to get statehood there was Texas senator or such that was being a dick. So Hawaii sent 50 gold star mothers to Texas. The words my father utter still evokes emotion "Texans don't forget".

  • @salva3017
    @salva3017 2 года назад +304

    As an old man said: GPS Satellites, unmanned drones, fookin laser sights. The more crutches you have. The more it hurts when they're kicked out from under ye. If there’s one thing I know for sure, it’s that a six-inch blade never loses reception.

    • @Burneth_
      @Burneth_ Год назад +7

      It gets dull tho... and also breaks

    • @skylercapranica6527
      @skylercapranica6527 Год назад +31

      @@Burneth_ a metal stick can still kill, no matter how short it gets.

    • @Burneth_
      @Burneth_ Год назад +16

      @@skylercapranica6527 fair point...
      Get it? "Point" haha

    • @leviroch
      @leviroch Год назад +21

      My blade doesn't run out of ammo, it doesn't jam, it can fell a tree, create fire and build me a shelter. It's silent, easy to conceal and deadlier than a ballistic weapon in the hands of someone familiar with it.
      It won't falter when wet, nor covered in sand, and weighs less than some shits I've taken after a night on the piss. . .
      The blade is one of the reasons we became the dominant lifeform on our planet.
      NEVER disrespect what a blade can accomplish.

    • @blacky_Ninja
      @blacky_Ninja Год назад +8

      @@leviroch
      But in this time and age a blade is most unlikely to win you a war either.
      Having it as last resort is fine, but relying on it soley is simply not smart, to put it gently.

  • @davidpoole7098
    @davidpoole7098 7 месяцев назад +6

    "We're outnumbered 300 to 20."
    "Then it is an even fight."

  • @korreizan
    @korreizan 3 года назад +382

    May the fallen be forever remembered as humanity's finest

    • @maxhax367
      @maxhax367 3 года назад +18

      Perfect reference for this.

    • @colinmasterson666
      @colinmasterson666 3 года назад +4

      And they knew no fear!

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 2 года назад +4

      @@colinmasterson666 let's not sell them short. They all knew fear. They all knew it as the thing they told to sit down and shut up when they couldn't afford the distraction from their task.

    • @markmulder9845
      @markmulder9845 2 года назад +5

      @@colinmasterson666 No one is fearless. If it were so, we wouldn't have the words courage, bravery, or valor. Those words are reserved only for those who overcome their fear, and spat in its face.

  • @tachyon8317
    @tachyon8317 2 года назад +70

    (Fixed lyrics to fit the story)
    First half -
    "Kill, fight, die
    That's what a Marine should do
    Top of the game, earning their name
    They were the Devil dogs
    In a war machine
    They were the United Terran marines!"
    Second half -
    "Pirate force defied, facing a mere 3 samurai
    Surrounded and outnumbered
    60 to 1, the sword face the gun
    Bushido dignified
    It's the last stand of the samurai
    Surrounded and outnumbered"

  • @tacticalmarsupial6201
    @tacticalmarsupial6201 3 года назад +254

    They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old
    Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn
    At the going down of the sun and in the morning
    We will remember them

    • @korreizan
      @korreizan 3 года назад +32

      When you go home, tell them of us and say;
      For your tomorrow, we gave our today.

    • @tacticalmarsupial6201
      @tacticalmarsupial6201 3 года назад +21

      @@korreizan lest we forget

    • @cast1e_survival
      @cast1e_survival 3 года назад +7

      Lest we forget

    • @josharmstrong8813
      @josharmstrong8813 3 года назад +5

      I dread a day that some may forget and history my play it awful tricks once again
      But I doubt that will ever happen such a thing cannot be forgotten for the sake of all humanity not just those who fought we cannot afford another war like that
      Lest we forget

    • @seanrobert9661
      @seanrobert9661 3 года назад

      Gone,
      N
      E
      V
      E
      R
      Forgotten

  • @angrycrusader3926
    @angrycrusader3926 3 года назад +59

    "They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old;
    Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the morning
    We will remember them." *Lest we Forget*

  • @james35124
    @james35124 3 года назад +15

    Thank you for honoring their memory by keeping their names alive

  • @Ezees23
    @Ezees23 7 месяцев назад +4

    As a Marine Veteran listening to this story: I have a tear or two in my eyes as I listened and read along. The writer has captured the ideas of duty, honor, service, and sacrifice in a way that touches me and makes me remember not only the "hows" - but also the "whys" of service to our great nation and her allies - while also remembering the brave actions and great sacrifices of all those before me who have had the title of: Marine.
    P.S: I'm rocking an official US Marine Corps OKC3S fighting knife/bayonet (all these years later) - and I'm STILL ready to "Affix Bayonets!!!" to my rifle barrel whenever there comes a time, LOL. Is that bad???....

  • @aronnemcsik
    @aronnemcsik 3 года назад +30

    Damn onion ninjas...

  • @wstavis3135
    @wstavis3135 3 месяца назад

    This story feels so real. It reads like history. It feels like learning the history of the Medal of Honor recipient assigned to you for rememberance.

  • @leonielson7138
    @leonielson7138 3 года назад +6

    I found this video on May 29th, 2 days before Memorial Day. Thank you to the author and narrator and the brave men and women who died so that others might live.

  • @christhesmith6261
    @christhesmith6261 3 года назад +5

    Thanks for making me cry OP

  • @iarusgoldleaf796
    @iarusgoldleaf796 3 года назад +20

    God damn actually cried on this one. Fuck damn. Absolutely beautiful

  • @WardNightstone
    @WardNightstone 3 года назад +17

    Always bring a knife to a gunfight

    • @ilovecoffeev
      @ilovecoffeev 3 года назад +1

      Best if the knife is attached to the gun.

    • @bobross9656
      @bobross9656 3 года назад +4

      * Happy gas mask noises *

    • @jmoneyjoshkinion4576
      @jmoneyjoshkinion4576 3 года назад +4

      My dad did, and no one even got hurt. The other guy gave up the gun because the knife was really close to his um... "happy place." Years after I heard this story I met the guy that brought the gun. Turns out it was true.

    • @seanrobert9661
      @seanrobert9661 3 года назад

      @@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 😉

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 2 года назад +2

      Pretty much ever fully-equipped soldier in history is carrying at least one large primary weapon, one sidearm, and one dagger/knife.
      It may be rarely used, but when it's the thing you need, nothing else will do.

  • @unluckyeddy7966
    @unluckyeddy7966 Год назад +2

    I need to find the damn onion cutting ninja and give them a stern talking to, I'm at work listening to this and I have tears running down my favorite
    'TIL VALHALLA!

  • @Jack-lo5me
    @Jack-lo5me Год назад

    “Keep your ceremonial swords sharp.”

  • @privateperson5054
    @privateperson5054 3 месяца назад

    Awsome story. Using the real names is a cool way to honor them.

  • @oldcynical2845
    @oldcynical2845 Год назад

    Appreciate the author honoring the 442nd RCT.Still proportionally the most decorated unit in history.

  • @FedralBI
    @FedralBI 3 года назад +12

    Semper Fi

  • @ronoldcross8189
    @ronoldcross8189 3 года назад +1

    Thank you for honoring those brave nisei

  • @marcleewinser8534
    @marcleewinser8534 7 месяцев назад

    It's always fascinating, how 'strange' Humans seem to appear to Aliens - yet somehow these Aliens all seem to know, what Apes and Primates are.

  • @jdedwards7420
    @jdedwards7420 10 месяцев назад

    Outstanding

  • @BeeKisses
    @BeeKisses 3 года назад +1

    Fuck yeah humanity. Fuck yeah.

  • @noahkleugh9323
    @noahkleugh9323 Год назад

    Thank you for the epilogue.

  • @thatconservativetrainguy3864
    @thatconservativetrainguy3864 3 года назад +8

    Home of the free because of the brave

  • @oziebanksIV
    @oziebanksIV 7 месяцев назад

    Ooh rah!!!

  • @aceofspades58
    @aceofspades58 Год назад

    Only one criticism tho. When you talk about the Alien with three arms saying "I broke my third arm" it's such an inaccuracy because it sounds like a human perspective. Just like you wouldn't call your arms your first and second arm, an alien wouldn't call it their third arm. Because the term third arm implies that there are meant to only have 2 arms and the third is an anomaly, which is true for humans but not for that particular alien race.

  • @MicahSedillo
    @MicahSedillo Год назад +1

    I like these stories , but I do have to admit they're a bit naiive. If we did meet aliens and they reacted the way that most of the aliens in these stories do I'd be shocked. Specially regarding traits that have made humans so successful. Like selflessness and empathy or the resilliancy we have. I'd be shocked if they didn't have the same or similar qualities and made it to be space faring.

  • @gildedbear5355
    @gildedbear5355 3 года назад +3

    *salute*

  • @jakehunter2713
    @jakehunter2713 3 года назад +3

    neat

  • @gisselhernandez1643
    @gisselhernandez1643 3 года назад

    I was outside and saw one

  • @sovietbear5163
    @sovietbear5163 8 месяцев назад

    o7

  • @blakebridges8989
    @blakebridges8989 2 года назад

    So is humanity still in its musket era or something in this story?

  • @MarcZachman
    @MarcZachman 7 месяцев назад

    1

  • @bobydigital2450
    @bobydigital2450 3 года назад +5

    Clearly wrote by a weeb but still good.

  • @raymondmoore2707
    @raymondmoore2707 Год назад +1

    I love these. 🫡 to the 442

  • @gabrielmarquez9044
    @gabrielmarquez9044 3 года назад +180

    To the everlasting glory of the infantry
    Shines the name, shines the name of Sadao Munemori.
    Shines the name, shines the name of Mikio Hasemoto.
    Shines the name, shines the name of William K. Nakamura

  • @billrich9722
    @billrich9722 3 года назад +370

    I’m enjoying this idea that humans are the universe’s crazy bastards. It’s a nice change.

    • @TheDoctorFromArknights
      @TheDoctorFromArknights Год назад +8

      We are all Florida Men and Women

    • @Mark73
      @Mark73 Год назад +9

      Humans. Are. Space. Orcs.

    • @billrich9722
      @billrich9722 Год назад

      @@Mark73 I see you’re on your period.

    • @VVeremoose
      @VVeremoose Год назад +1

      It's a nice change? It's the plot of like two thirds of all Sci Fo which involves aliens.

    • @billrich9722
      @billrich9722 Год назад +5

      @@VVeremoose I doubt very much you can quantify that claim with hard statistics.

  • @josharmstrong8813
    @josharmstrong8813 3 года назад +181

    Everybody gangsta till the humans go full 40k Imperial Guard on you
    They say the bayonet is a primitive and crude weapon but they won't be saying that if they end up on the wrong end of one
    It is an old weapon a reliable weapon but a weaponyou can trust in your darkest hour and a weapon you can bare in your Moment of Glory

    • @rainfyre2694
      @rainfyre2694 3 года назад +5

      It helps that bayonet wounds are extremely hard to heal.

    • @jaredflynn3750
      @jaredflynn3750 2 года назад +2

      @@rainfyre2694 triangle bayonet wounds are but regular bayonets these days are just knives that can be attached to your rifle so it would be the same as a regular knife wound. not fun either way though!

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ 2 года назад +6

      There's not a single weapon in the galaxy more reliable than a pointy stick

    • @randlebrowne2048
      @randlebrowne2048 10 месяцев назад

      @@PeachDragon_ The only older one would be either a blunt stick or a rock.

    • @zambekiller
      @zambekiller 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@jaredflynn3750those weren't any harder to patch up that a regular one

  • @worldcomicsreview354
    @worldcomicsreview354 Год назад +65

    "We only have 20 marines, there will be hundreds of them!"
    "Shame... they're outnumbered"

    • @tha2010kid
      @tha2010kid 7 месяцев назад +4

      "It is an even fight" maniacal laughter ensues

  • @bobwtj1jones876
    @bobwtj1jones876 3 года назад +93

    Best hfy ever. Till Valhalla brothers

    • @GegoXaren
      @GegoXaren 3 года назад +14

      Valhalla väntar bröder! Ikväll festar vi i på Särimners eviga kött, I krigarnashall!

  • @alexs5814
    @alexs5814 3 года назад +58

    This is the absolute culmination of R6S's Thatcher and his "A six inch blade never loses reception." quote.
    i loved this reading and i'm only barely half through^^
    admittedly, after listening to the end, this is far deeper than what i initially expected but damn if you gave me some emotions to ponder with this one.

  • @tzortzinis1
    @tzortzinis1 3 года назад +125

    The onion cutting ninjas came real fuckin close this time narrator. Great story. better listening to it than it was reading it.

  • @captainnerd6452
    @captainnerd6452 3 года назад +96

    I'm glad I read this on US Memorial Day 2021. Thank you to all who served with everything they had to give for us, we will try not to forget.

    • @ColonelB3AST
      @ColonelB3AST 3 года назад +4

      Same. The holiday may be celebrated in the US, but we honor all men and women who have fought and died for a noble cause. Bravery and self sacrifice should be celebrated and remembered, regardless of nationality.

    • @captainnerd6452
      @captainnerd6452 3 года назад +7

      @@ColonelB3AST Definitely, I just wanted to make clear that it's recognized in the US as a holiday, because I had seen comments in other places from people in other countries who weren't familiar with the holiday, and from Brits who were confused as to why the US had a "bank holiday".

  • @Roosauec
    @Roosauec 3 года назад +34

    Song: Halo 3 OST - Tribute.
    It never played, but everyone heard it.

  • @runehashman8256
    @runehashman8256 3 года назад +59

    Respect for the Fallen

  • @epsome13
    @epsome13 3 года назад +55

    Let those who stand before this monument remember those who gave all for the survival of many. 'Per hostiam victoria. De morte alicuius de cernitis et salvos faceret multos.'

  • @GreatGreenGoo
    @GreatGreenGoo 2 года назад +14

    "Washed in the blood of the brave" love that quote. Goosbumps

  • @pinstripe4254
    @pinstripe4254 Год назад +5

    I think that people act like humans “war-like” nature is a bad thing. But humans don’t just fight for ourselves. We fight for our brothers and sisters, our families, our homes. Humans are war-like. Made to fight against threats so much larger and stronger than us. But we fight well and with honor

    • @Jamhael1
      @Jamhael1 Год назад

      "We have 10 thousand years of combat experience, so we have no excuse in not fighting well!"

  • @dantreadwell7421
    @dantreadwell7421 3 года назад +7

    Hoo ha. 442 RCT were some of the nastiest troops the Germans had the misfortune to face. We didn't deserve thier loyalty.

  • @DimitriKurkov
    @DimitriKurkov 3 года назад +11

    Go for broke.

  • @chainsawsubtlety9828
    @chainsawsubtlety9828 3 года назад +22

    Ka-Bar = Kay Bar

  • @jesseamaya4413
    @jesseamaya4413 3 года назад +7

    That little note at the last. Just thank you.

  • @emilymiller3362
    @emilymiller3362 3 года назад +12

    May we never forget those few that sacrifice everything so all may have futures of peace.

  • @gooddaytoyousir8882
    @gooddaytoyousir8882 3 года назад +14

    This is amazing, simply amazing. Has this story been expanded anywhere? I need more.

  • @walls_of_skulls6061
    @walls_of_skulls6061 3 года назад +19

    Still the best part of my day

  • @bennnymiddleton40
    @bennnymiddleton40 3 года назад +6

    URAH the terrible growl

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 года назад +9

    Keep up the great work 👍

  • @Gizero7
    @Gizero7 3 года назад +3

    The muffled drum's sad roll has beat
    The soldier's last tattoo;
    No more on life's parade shall meet
    That brave and fallen few.
    On Fame's eternal camping-ground
    Their silent tents are spread,
    And Glory guards, with solemn round,
    The bivouac of the dead

  • @willparry530
    @willparry530 3 года назад +3

    Oh hey, he was published by a human publishing house!
    Mmmm, beautiful words, no wonder Baen published him!

  • @Shukodoshi
    @Shukodoshi 2 года назад +2

    Every time I hear this, can't help but tear up a bit.
    To the fallen. Lost, but never forgotten. March forever forward, until reunited with your brothers, for your next great march.

  • @stevenweaver3386
    @stevenweaver3386 3 года назад +3

    This narration was superb. The tension in his voice, the emotion, the diction, the delivery were ichiban. I have a shiver going through my body as I type. And a bloody great lump in my throat at the description of the memorial and the action it commemorates.

  • @jameshinderliter9037
    @jameshinderliter9037 2 года назад +2

    A damn good story, and I love how the author chose to honor those heroes by using their names.

  • @mattstrandquist2148
    @mattstrandquist2148 7 месяцев назад +1

    HONOUR THEM!

  • @couriersix4252
    @couriersix4252 2 года назад +1

    imperial guard mode activated

  • @kfeltenberger
    @kfeltenberger 21 день назад

    When I was younger, in the 1970s, I thought "the future" would best be served with the traditional high-tech stuff that was common in sci-fi until that time (lasers, lightsabers, etc.). Then I read "The Far Traveller" by A. Bertram Chandler that was one of his John Grimes books and my thinking changed. Grimes was a Survey Service (a sort of combination Navy, Coast Guard, and Scouting service) and outfitted an expedition to a lost colony for the owner of Far Traveller. She asked him why he preferred traditional firearms and blades to the laser pistol and such that he carried. His comment really made me think, "A gun never needs a recharge, won't short out if it gets wet, and goes bang when you pull the trigger".

  • @snorkus4790
    @snorkus4790 2 месяца назад

    I wonder if aliens will ever know the excitement of leading a target from horseback, or fighting a marlin on a line for hours, tracking a blood trail to a kill… and wanting more.
    When I finally clutch my chest and go down, I hope I’m hunting, fishing, or procreating.
    I remember my buddy back to back, with his knife ready, as we got prepped to be perforated; totally spent. He laughed, and I knew we were going to be ok. He loved a good fight more than I do. I think five people like him would be effective.
    I imagine aliens think we’re weird. He was. I am.

  • @TheLooterArmy
    @TheLooterArmy 4 месяца назад

    A person with the title of Bosun - a botswains mate- would never be the one in charge of getting the engines back online. That'd be the Cheng, -chief of engingeering- a different officer and department entirely from the Bosun's -deck department-.

  • @Michael-fd1gx
    @Michael-fd1gx 3 года назад +3

    You pronounced terra as terror.

  • @timobrien2813
    @timobrien2813 8 месяцев назад

    'Arrogance, Bravado, Honour Pain', this got to me. Thank you. UKUK

  • @ronoldcross8189
    @ronoldcross8189 16 дней назад

    I herad this story before.
    It still affects me like few other stories.
    It is the words closing the story that bring it home. ❤

  • @Maeshalanadae
    @Maeshalanadae Год назад

    “I would not be standing on this ground today, but for their noble sacrifice.”

  • @howardchambers9679
    @howardchambers9679 26 дней назад

    Good one. Good reading. Thank you

  • @greyman1k
    @greyman1k Год назад

    Well done! Honor the fallen. Well done!

  • @TheStartrek99
    @TheStartrek99 7 месяцев назад

    "Into the sky! To win or die!"

  • @aco319sig3
    @aco319sig3 Год назад

    LOL, I'm in this story.

  • @creemoon9546
    @creemoon9546 Год назад

    excellent, thank you

  • @90JOLED
    @90JOLED Год назад

    Till Valhalla…

  • @RavenwolfFoxtrack
    @RavenwolfFoxtrack Год назад

    o7

  • @harryisard912
    @harryisard912 7 месяцев назад

    Well Said

  • @guardsmanom134
    @guardsmanom134 Год назад

    Even God, carries a KA-BAR.

  • @inquisitormaddox8581
    @inquisitormaddox8581 3 года назад

    Personally I think a story about US marines would make more sense but hey that’s an opinion

  • @homoerectus6953
    @homoerectus6953 Год назад +1

    I just re-watched this and again cried. This really hit home to me. Thank you.........