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Комментарии • 235

  • @crowsenpai5625
    @crowsenpai5625 3 года назад +672

    Aliens “Just how many of your people are soldiers!?”
    Humans “Yes.”

    • @RadarLeon
      @RadarLeon 3 года назад +113

      can you hold a gun yes do you have legs no ... we can fix that get the combat wheelchair

    • @Groza_Dallocort
      @Groza_Dallocort 3 года назад +68

      @@RadarLeon if you lose your legs then crawl you can surrender when you lose your hands

    • @corinthiansdaniels3728
      @corinthiansdaniels3728 3 года назад +26

      @@RadarLeon wait is that what that guy had in Bloodborne....

    • @scouttrooper3123
      @scouttrooper3123 3 года назад +27

      If you can crawl you can brawl.

    • @NightMind0
      @NightMind0 3 года назад +26

      Humans: "How many do you need?"

  • @bogustoast22none25
    @bogustoast22none25 3 года назад +943

    News reporter: We’re here live, reporting that the ongoing war between religions and nations has once again been stopped abruptly as we’re facing yet ANOTHER alien invasion, here we have a passerby- Sir, Sir, what do you think of the latest alien invasion.
    Passerby: WHY CAN’T WE JUST KILL EACH OTHER IN PEACE?!

    • @HennryHammerhead
      @HennryHammerhead 3 года назад +157

      These aliens. So uncivilized.

    • @Cemtexify
      @Cemtexify 3 года назад +12

      Reminds me of Jason Manford who made this point years ago ruclips.net/video/yJSvEulih0k/видео.html

    • @Thexakatron
      @Thexakatron 2 года назад +94

      Chinese Civil War when the Japanese invaded summarized.

    • @benjamingray2071
      @benjamingray2071 6 месяцев назад +2

      yeah thats how we roll mankind all the way BABY

  • @ApocryphalDude
    @ApocryphalDude 3 года назад +563

    The xenos failed to understand that only humans are permitted to exterminate ad conquer other humans.

    • @elijahaitaok8624
      @elijahaitaok8624 3 года назад +78

      As is tradition

    • @kingnothing8570
      @kingnothing8570 3 года назад +35

      or the fact we will lose to win.

    • @sebasbot01
      @sebasbot01 3 года назад +36

      That even goes for our subgroups! I'm Polish. Poles will never agree with each other. That is until someone else tries to argue with a Pole. If you ever make that mistake, you better be ready for the backlash.

    • @Zachomara
      @Zachomara 3 года назад +16

      @@sebasbot01 I'm pretty sure the Germans found that out in Warsaw.

    • @vadfarkas14
      @vadfarkas14 2 года назад +12

      @@kingnothing8570 Oh yes. The lessons of Persistence hunting turned into a military tactic. It doesn't matter how big you are, how strong you are how fast you are. We will simply keep throwing ourselves into the conflict untill your resources are drained.

  • @maxhax367
    @maxhax367 3 года назад +496

    No no no. You misunderstood us. We said FULL mobilization

  • @nooblangpoo
    @nooblangpoo 3 года назад +172

    Aliens: *Invade*
    Humans: Not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

    • @medicgaming2994
      @medicgaming2994 3 года назад +14

      Today, I AM A GOD!!!!

    • @RexMK-
      @RexMK- 2 года назад +18

      Alien: HOW CAN YOU PULL SO MUCH WARRIOS!?
      Humans: And Just wait till you see the *T U R B O*

    • @gmailquinn
      @gmailquinn 2 года назад +12

      Humanity in other stories: FFS NOT AGAIN?!

  • @DemiNek0
    @DemiNek0 3 года назад +116

    *Alien* : "why do you still fight human? We broken your fleet, we took your world, and we will push forward, and take the rest of them. And even so, you still fought, whit your mortal wounds... tell me, human, you cannot win this, so why?"
    *Human* : "i dont fight for wictory, i fight for time. Each day, hour, minute and second I hold you here, is a day, hour, minute and second, that my people have, to prepare. I fight for time, yes, time... time... for my people... to be ready... and kill... you..."

    • @bogustoast22none25
      @bogustoast22none25 3 года назад +20

      Other human: He meant me and my triple Tsar bomba, the trigger wasn’t working.

    • @GodoStory
      @GodoStory 2 года назад +6

      @@bogustoast22none25 don’t worry I have the antimatter bombs! *click click* crap the trigger isn’t working

    • @bogustoast22none25
      @bogustoast22none25 2 года назад +4

      @@GodoStory “what is this Hollywood cliché?!”

    • @335chr
      @335chr 2 года назад +8

      I didn't hear no bell

  • @EnraEnerato
    @EnraEnerato 3 года назад +74

    I think this would be what everyone will remember and be taught by textbooks: „Beware the anger of humanity, for the only war they know is total in its totality“ from unnamed Hazit strategists logs, unearthed from the ruins on one of their core worlds.

  • @scouttrooper3123
    @scouttrooper3123 3 года назад +53

    This is the true embodiment of the phrase “If it can crawl, it can brawl”

  • @thething9617
    @thething9617 3 года назад +161

    We are all part of a tribe, on so many different levels, but we are all part of one tribe, humanity. This is also the main reason that I hope we will discover alien life, because the only thing that would be able to truly unite us, is if we knew that something scary was hiding out in the deep dark.

    • @truekurayami
      @truekurayami 2 года назад +7

      The question is will it need to be "intellegent" or not. Just imagine if it was Space Doggos we found, and think to yourself how Humanity would react to both Sentient and Feral encounters.

    • @ianharrison5758
      @ianharrison5758 Год назад +1

      I hope meeting another sentient species would unite us in the opposite way. I’m probably naive for thinking this, but the universe is so damn big that resource scarcity is truly a non issue, there’s more than enough for everyone, but we are crabs in a bucket right now. I hope another sentient race can show us that we have more to strive for and maybe even hold out a hand and explore the stars together. What’s stronger than all of mankind? All of another species that feels the same joining with us to claim the void that birthed us.

  • @Ragnar_Oock
    @Ragnar_Oock 3 года назад +37

    considering each war on earth was followed by an age of prosperity... a total war across several systems mobilizing every single human available would lead to a truly massive economic boom as everything needs to be rebuilt... there's nothing like a war to make money, at least for humans
    (those contracted loans from the other species would be reimbursed so quickly after the war ended...)

    • @vadfarkas14
      @vadfarkas14 2 года назад +2

      Yeah but how much of humanity's infrastructure and economy was completly destroyed in this case? Its safe to assume that aside from SOL everything else was pretty much rekt beyond recognition. Essentially getting us to square one with the notable exception of the huge war reparations we'd get from the enemy. It would take time perhaps even a decade or perhaps more we'd get to that economic boom eventually but it would take time the rebuilding of Japan comes to my mind after WW2. Can't remember from the top of my head how long it took for Japan to get back on its feet.

    • @DerGeistDesKriegers
      @DerGeistDesKriegers Год назад +2

      In what way did humanity prosper after WW1? America was hit by the great depression, germany was bankrupt, austria hungary was shattered and all of the new nations had problems, the soviet union was a giant shitshow. Age of prosperity my ass. And the way the story was written, really reminds me of the great war.

    • @tix2260
      @tix2260 Год назад +2

      @@DerGeistDesKriegers there was a period of rapid economic growth, but the fear of the economy not continuing to grow had caused a crash

    • @jayeisenhardt1337
      @jayeisenhardt1337 Год назад +2

      @@DerGeistDesKriegers bankers got hella rich, everyone else jumped out windows
      Not to say every banker, but with that much competition removed. You know?

    • @hollowedshadow2822
      @hollowedshadow2822 Год назад +1

      Military surplus seller: "Hey you, xeno empire, I got 2000 of these armadillo frigates, 'slaps spaceship' 400 credits appease, you buy'em all, I'll knock ten percent off the final price"

  • @nikolajsteffensen6578
    @nikolajsteffensen6578 3 года назад +33

    this gives me hefty battletech vibes of when the clans invaded the inner sphere. their warrior caste of 'trueborn' being battered and weakened as the inner sphere with their grand armies sacrificed so many people until Comstar, the religious telephone company lunatics they are, used the clans own mentality against them and crushed them at tukayiid.

    • @andrewh5568
      @andrewh5568 Год назад

      All hail the Word of Blake!!

  • @pflernak
    @pflernak 3 года назад +11

    There has always been one truly unifying force in human history - the emergence of a common enemy.

  • @ianharrison5758
    @ianharrison5758 Год назад +3

    Humanity when faced with overwhelming odds: “thank god it’s not a fair fight. We work best under pressure”

  • @dariustiapula
    @dariustiapula 3 года назад +5

    Resist and bite. Unfortunately Earth has a thing for spite. They can have our things over our cold dead hands.

  • @kdrapertrucker
    @kdrapertrucker Год назад +4

    "never force the pink skins onto the thin Ice"- general shrank of Andorria

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 3 года назад +5

    House Sarjak of the Hazit Dominion led their people to ruin because they violated the first rule of warfare: Never start a war with someone you don't understand.

  • @bogustoast22none25
    @bogustoast22none25 Год назад +2

    “And the wealth of humanity had been sacrificed upon the altar of victory.”

  • @gilmadreth680
    @gilmadreth680 Год назад +2

    "A colleague of mine had a saying: Never push the Pink Skins to the thin ice. Granted, it's not the most eloquent of cautionary maxims, but as history would soon bear witness the Hazit would find those words most prophetic."

  • @TheStartrek99
    @TheStartrek99 7 месяцев назад +1

    I almost laughed out loud when the aliens thought the "human warrior cast" was broken. I would have laughed if i wasn't listening at work. Never underestimate the tenacity and effectiveness of even an untrained human. We don't have a warrior cast because any human can kill.
    Edit: I made this comment before the story said the same thing.

  • @noophieu5197
    @noophieu5197 3 года назад +4

    Ever since I started watching your vids my ads been random languages me that lasted 5 mins, not complaining I been watching them since they are pretty cool

  • @willparry530
    @willparry530 3 года назад +10

    Ah yes, Total War. A concept alien races might not understand

    • @janehrahan5116
      @janehrahan5116 3 года назад +3

      I say do you want a total war? (Some angry German)

  • @katlynklassen809
    @katlynklassen809 3 года назад +4

    A war like this would be good for the species in ways we can't even describe.

  • @secretobvious6033
    @secretobvious6033 3 года назад +32

    hey bro love the stories kewp it 🍕

  • @gabrielandradeferraz386
    @gabrielandradeferraz386 3 года назад +7

    I am human. shatterer of empires. breaker of peoples.

  • @andreaskav7124
    @andreaskav7124 11 месяцев назад

    never poke a sleeping giant with a stick. especially if that sleeping giant is the human industrial complex

  • @RadarLeon
    @RadarLeon 3 года назад +9

    mobilize the fishing boats the wheel barrows, and the combat bicycles

    • @SilverGamingFI
      @SilverGamingFI Год назад +3

      "On in, Boss!"
      Adds a massive railgun to a childrens trikey

  • @jakubrzepkowski2290
    @jakubrzepkowski2290 Год назад +1

    most of hfy when somebody attacks earth/terra humanity acts literallylike this:
    -GET TE FUK OUT OF OUR ROCK
    *DEMONIC SCREECHING*

  • @marxel4444
    @marxel4444 Год назад +1

    This is basicly Nazi germany attacking the Soviet Union in 41.
    41: HELL YEAH! WERE KICKING THEIR ASS!
    42: Damn..that has the be the last of them..right?
    43: Fuck..im hungry and they just send in more and more!
    44: Holy shit im lucky to be still alive
    45: The war is lost.

  • @ktcd1172
    @ktcd1172 8 месяцев назад

    And so the others whisper and speculate about Humanity, But none of them want to truly find out if Humanity could repeat this performance again less that two years after the contest between what WAS House Sarjak and Humanity. The answer to the question is of interest to them all, but only if "One of you guys go find out for us while we watch and collect the data from Humanity's response."

  • @chrisdufresne9359
    @chrisdufresne9359 2 года назад

    This can be summed up by bringing up the rule of siblings. "Only I can pick on my younger/older siblings."

  • @DaddyVeo1911
    @DaddyVeo1911 Год назад +1

    *COME THEN, XENOS! SHOW US WHAT PASSES FOR FURY AMONGST YOUR MISBEGOTTEN RACE*

  • @illdecidelater723
    @illdecidelater723 3 года назад +1

    Dude I love for these

  • @inquisitorthornside3p494
    @inquisitorthornside3p494 3 года назад +2

    In the name of THE GREAT CRUSADE!

  • @midgetydeath
    @midgetydeath 3 года назад +25

    The real scary part is that in real life converting the industry fully to war takes a mere weeks. And the more industry tech increases the quicker that becomes. And the writer here says the human unemployment was quite high before the war yet also says humanity was a major industrial power. Those two things contradict each other.

    • @olivinator
      @olivinator 3 года назад +16

      unemployment rates and industrial might do not necessarily have any correlation, a nation could have a larger industry than their neighbors and still have high unemployment simply due to having so many people that the industrial sector doesn't create enough jobs for all of them.

    • @eriktrimble8784
      @eriktrimble8784 3 года назад +6

      And, no, in real life converting high tech industries to produce military equipment is EXTREMELY time consuming. Because modern military technology looks nothing like civilian tech. There's not much overlap in actual equipment.
      You can't convert a car company to make tanks. Civilian drone companies don't produce military drones easily. There isn't a civilian shipyard around that can make military naval ships.
      The foundational tech is similar, but the actual engineering is completely different.
      It's the reason that modern high intensity warfare is "bring what you got". That is, you fight with what you have, because there's no replacing it within a timespan when it would be useful.
      Scenarios like this story only work when the delaying actions can buy the years or decades necessary to convert civilian production to military production.
      The days of easily converted industry ended in the 1960s. Since then, high tech warfare uses an almost completely different industrial setup from ordinary civilian economies.

    • @janehrahan5116
      @janehrahan5116 3 года назад +3

      @@eriktrimble8784 Depends on quality, most military analysts think that in a ww3 allegory we would have a slew of psudo 60s tanks alongside a few modern ones for the first couple years.

    • @madkillerz007
      @madkillerz007 3 года назад +4

      @@janehrahan5116 yeah i think so as well - i mean modern weaponry might be extremely efficient at killing but once factories start getting bombed (which they will pretty much in the opening months of a modern conflict) and your assets get destroyed, you'll need to replace them with simpler tech - the longer a modern peer to peer war goes the more 60s and below tech you'll see in the fight

  • @howardchambers9679
    @howardchambers9679 2 месяца назад

    Good one

  • @judebazan7621
    @judebazan7621 3 года назад +4

    ok

  • @ANTIMONcom
    @ANTIMONcom 3 года назад +1

    For tha algaritham!

  • @MegaShiels
    @MegaShiels 2 года назад

    damn good story

  • @pulverize3
    @pulverize3 3 года назад +4

    F.T.A.

  • @AIXMK1
    @AIXMK1 Год назад +1

    Стрелков-Гиркин автор?

  • @cirroc213
    @cirroc213 3 года назад +2

    For the algorithm

  • @bernardrednix756
    @bernardrednix756 3 года назад +1

    what happened to the other 2 human republic?

    • @leechowning2712
      @leechowning2712 Год назад

      We got in fights. Kind of what gave the zenos the idea that they could beat humans is watching humans battle each other. They didn't realize that we have a different book of rules for guests.

    • @FoxDren
      @FoxDren Год назад

      *points at france

  • @mullerman1970
    @mullerman1970 Год назад +1

    And then we cracked all the planets of those xenos scum.

  • @Self-replicating_whatnot
    @Self-replicating_whatnot 3 года назад +624

    Stages of wartime mobilization:
    Year one - nothing
    Year two - something
    Year three - exactly what you need
    Year four - anything you want

    • @Greywolf905
      @Greywolf905 3 года назад +36

      accurate

    • @angrydragonslayer
      @angrydragonslayer 2 года назад +88

      "oh, you destroyed 20 fletchers? Here's another 60 and change"

    • @hokutoulrik7345
      @hokutoulrik7345 2 года назад +65

      @@angrydragonslayer oh, so you reduced the Lexington and Yorktown classes to a single ship of each? Have 25 Essex class.

    • @yeetman8077
      @yeetman8077 Год назад +26

      national procrastination

    • @ravenouself4181
      @ravenouself4181 9 месяцев назад +13

      Year Five - Praise the Sun, Praise Sol Invictus

  • @sanguiniusonvacation1803
    @sanguiniusonvacation1803 3 года назад +430

    I've always looked out our dirt ball like this. I will fight anyone who tries to take my home from me , but I also will come running to the aid of our enemies if a outside force ever invaded our ball of dirt .

    • @TheDreadfulDrifter
      @TheDreadfulDrifter 3 года назад +34

      This may be a massive shithole. But by the void, it is our massive shithole

    • @solillman2350
      @solillman2350 3 года назад +53

      This is My Dirt, try and take it and We will take Yours!

    • @CodexisInkwind
      @CodexisInkwind Год назад

      @@solillman2350 More like, Try and take it and we will BURN Yours

    • @MTF.TAU5..Bob.
      @MTF.TAU5..Bob. Год назад +14

      ​@@solillman2350 or turn said ball of dirt or ball of gas into a ball of highly radioactive glass

    • @nidsalim7911
      @nidsalim7911 Год назад +13

      It's a piece of shite, but it's MY piece of shite!

  • @loganb7059
    @loganb7059 3 года назад +153

    *Fields of Verdun intensifies*

    • @kamlong7358
      @kamlong7358 3 года назад +16

      I disagree, this has more Defence of Moscow vibes

    • @thescottishkarter6151
      @thescottishkarter6151 3 года назад +7

      March of the Dead Men

    • @Kez_DXX
      @Kez_DXX 3 года назад +9

      The war goes from Stalingrad, to Stalingrad, to Stalingrad, to Panzerkampf and finally Atero Dominatus. With Union (Slopes of St. Benedict) and Primo Victoria sprinkled throughout.

    • @Greywolf905
      @Greywolf905 3 года назад +5

      @@Kez_DXX I love me some Sabaton

    • @ettibbet5493
      @ettibbet5493 2 года назад

      @@thescottishkarter6151 naw price of a mile

  • @Annomano2205
    @Annomano2205 3 года назад +359

    We are one. We are all. Our unity cannot be divided.
    -Stellaris line

    • @theicyphoenixrecords5980
      @theicyphoenixrecords5980 3 года назад +12

      such is a way of the hivemind player.........but im a different story,im one of those rare players who create an empire,but instead playing with it i just force spawn it along side human empire wich is the one i control,then i join forces with force spawned empire and reign hell over the rest of the galaxy together gg

    • @TheRyuSword
      @TheRyuSword 3 года назад +8

      @@theicyphoenixrecords5980, I mean, some people consider the internet to be a hive mind.

  • @jamesmortimer4016
    @jamesmortimer4016 3 года назад +112

    Change conscription law from "Disarmed Nation" to "Volunteers Only".
    Change Production Law from "Civilian Economy" to "Wartimer Economy"

    • @twojstarypijany3182
      @twojstarypijany3182 2 года назад +18

      And do a focus that gives you 5% recrutaible population

    • @twilighttricksterXXI
      @twilighttricksterXXI Год назад +9

      Why would you ever go "Volunteers only" when you could go "Service by requirement"

    • @andreaskav7124
      @andreaskav7124 11 месяцев назад +8

      @@twilighttricksterXXI or in this case. "all adults serve"

    • @twilighttricksterXXI
      @twilighttricksterXXI 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@andreaskav7124 true

  • @fencserx9423
    @fencserx9423 3 года назад +125

    “Why do I hear boss music”
    - Hazit admiral after warping into system

    • @bogustoast22none25
      @bogustoast22none25 3 года назад +4

      Man in charge of the boss music: Just for this fight, I’ma play the boss battle music of 2015-2021

    • @Thexakatron
      @Thexakatron 2 года назад +7

      Just vibing, when you see a health bar at the top of your vision and dark souls musics starts blaring.

  • @owenhammond1880
    @owenhammond1880 3 года назад +248

    I love this stories so much. We sometimes may be divided on practically everything under the sun. But to threaten the whole of humanity means your going to have to deal with the whole of humanity.

    • @swordsmangear3046
      @swordsmangear3046 3 года назад +15

      Ya that is one of the better things about humans.

    • @gmailquinn
      @gmailquinn 2 года назад +6

      We are pack animals, animals with a thousand knifes

    • @marxel4444
      @marxel4444 Год назад

      When aliens are involved it turns from us humans and them humans into us humans and them aliens. no way we let non humands do to us what we do to ourselfs! its like brothers fighting and then a neighbor gets involved wanting to beat one of the brothers.

  • @DarkMatterGER
    @DarkMatterGER 3 года назад +173

    Something you should just never do: give humanity a reason to unite against you. doesnt matter who you are, sooner or later, humanity wins when they stand together

    • @joshuamcleod3442
      @joshuamcleod3442 3 года назад +4

      laughs in Communism

    • @williamtezen4382
      @williamtezen4382 3 года назад

      divide and conquer

    • @truekurayami
      @truekurayami 2 года назад +9

      No you should give Humanity plenty of reasons to unite against you. Just make sure it is a cause that leads to mutual progress instead of mutual destruction.

    • @enclaveofficerz3245
      @enclaveofficerz3245 2 года назад +7

      @@joshuamcleod3442 there is no communism and capitalism socialism etc when we are threatened, everything must be put aside for our survival.

    • @crashstudi0s
      @crashstudi0s Год назад +2

      @@joshuamcleod3442 I mean, the reds and caps joined forces to overthrow the axis, didn't they? sure, the alliance crumbled afterwards, as everyone would have guessed, but they did joined forces

  • @jackmack4181
    @jackmack4181 3 года назад +176

    This is how I visualize human space wars
    Humanity is represented by various sizes of humanoid figures, some bigger than others. Constantly fighting amongst each other for small things.
    The opposing force is a massive titan.
    The massive titan marches towards the humans and threatens them all with death, he then watches as the humanoid beings begin to pile on top of each other. At first the titan laughs with his eyes closed, but when he opens his eyes. He sees the humanoid beings have piled On to each other and formed a titan that is double the size of the opposition titan and before he can escape the human titan smashes him into the ground repeatedly.
    Once the opposition titan is dead, the massive human titan breaks down and starts to fight against each other for ownership of the corpse.

    • @Darkinu2
      @Darkinu2 Год назад

      Thanks for the hilarious mental image.

    • @JACKBOOT12
      @JACKBOOT12 Год назад +15

      It's kind of sad how accurate and realistically logical I find this comment

    • @Darkinu2
      @Darkinu2 7 месяцев назад +1

      I thank you for the awesome and hilarious mental image 😂😂

  • @eddoh2701
    @eddoh2701 3 года назад +76

    Humans: want to befriend or pet xeno. *Xeno bites back* PURGE ALL XENOS

    • @averagecatenjoyer8219
      @averagecatenjoyer8219 3 года назад +6

      Domesticate the xenos species

    • @asurasyn
      @asurasyn 3 года назад +14

      "If it will serve, feed it. If it will not, eat it!"

    • @gmailquinn
      @gmailquinn 2 года назад +2

      It's food, ours or theirs

  • @emmetcoyne6436
    @emmetcoyne6436 3 года назад +65

    This story just makes me picture the movie Stalingrad, but instead of a city it's a planet

    • @leechowning2712
      @leechowning2712 Год назад +3

      Exactly. The reason we can say what will happen is because it has in dozens or hundreds of wars before. As far back as humanity can remember, if you insist on war with humans you will face all of his tribe. Even the ones that no longer live with him, even the ones that despise him. I would never as an outsider attack humanity, for I would give them an excuse to stop fighting among themselves for a change. Once that happens it is only a matter of time, as humans are an extraordinarily flexible and prolific vermin. Hundreds of years ago a poet and politician by the name of Machiavelli wrote that if fighting another Prince, he and his family must be destroyed root and branch immediately for otherwise he will destroy you in turn.

  • @hogfry
    @hogfry 3 года назад +39

    Aliens: "me kill stupid monkey"
    All humanity: (*~*) O Rly?

  • @dwavenminer
    @dwavenminer 3 года назад +44

    Never fight an endurance war with a species of persistence hunters...

    • @maxwyght1840
      @maxwyght1840 2 месяца назад

      That's actually a good point.
      We are genetically wired to prefer pyrrhic victories over losing.
      I imagine ambush predators would fold past a certain point, but humans are genetically incapable of understanding the sunk cost fallacy so they will happily jump on the other guy's sword for a chance to swipe at his eyes.

  • @traviscochran6280
    @traviscochran6280 3 года назад +133

    As I listened to this just one phrase came to mind. "The Emperor Protects!" It sure sounded like those xenos were taking on Guards units.

    • @ender_slayer3
      @ender_slayer3 3 года назад +9

      Terra Invicta!

    • @tehs3raph1m
      @tehs3raph1m 3 года назад +12

      Though our tanks and artillery are mighty, it is the vast ranks of Imperial Guardsmen that shall trample the enemy to dust - let them come.

    • @ender_slayer3
      @ender_slayer3 3 года назад +9

      It is you in your countless billions who slaughter the xeno, who drive out the heretic, and who crush them all beneath our Imperial might! Never forget that YOU are the wall against which the darkness breaks! *THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!*

    • @nikolajsteffensen6578
      @nikolajsteffensen6578 3 года назад +2

      meh if it had been the guard no numbers would have saved us. the guards equipment is frankly outdated even by todays standard. mainly their tanks which still use riveted armor. hey Imperium! WW1 called! it wants its shitty armor scheme back!

    • @alkdklsdflkfds6970
      @alkdklsdflkfds6970 3 года назад +1

      @@nikolajsteffensen6578 admantaium rivets. One of which is worth many human lives by the way.

  • @roryspeight-burns2554
    @roryspeight-burns2554 2 года назад +18

    Human to no war Xeno: I want to buy all the war resources you have.
    Xeno:Ok
    Human : Hold on I think you heard me say a lot of war resources I said
    "ALL THE WAR RESOURCES YOU HAVE" just don't stop it coming and you will get paid.

  • @wroughtiron7258
    @wroughtiron7258 3 года назад +32

    This is a good one. Not magically overpowered Humans, and it even ends in a near-pyrrhic victory for Humanity, grinding out only a small increase in territory in exchange for billions of lost lives and massive resource debt to their neighbors.

  • @properfunny
    @properfunny 3 года назад +25

    Apparently they never studied their opponents. This would have been avoided if some basic research into their opponents and understood that their opponents where nothing like them.

  • @wolfoffenris9951
    @wolfoffenris9951 2 года назад +23

    A 1:5 Ratio in a war of atrition is a win, If you can afford even a 1:10

  • @error-lu3qj
    @error-lu3qj 3 года назад +11

    humans against eachother:we are dividend
    Humans against aliens:we are LEGION

  • @nk_3332
    @nk_3332 Год назад +4

    Xeno: Humans are too busy arguing with each other over the most inane things.
    Human: You cross that border and we'll be arguing about how's the best way to kill you all, and how well each idea worked.
    Ferengi: Popcorn, peanuts, warm fizzies, get your popcorn, peanuts, warm fizzies!

  • @evilmurlock
    @evilmurlock 3 года назад +19

    the price of a total victory is total within it self

  • @willgallatin2802
    @willgallatin2802 2 года назад +5

    Just remember xeno. Win, lose, or draw, YOU are going to need a doctor.

  • @trazyntheinfinite9895
    @trazyntheinfinite9895 3 года назад +11

    So these loans, we waive em.

    • @Gordon519
      @Gordon519 3 года назад +5

      Did you steal my left sock again?

  • @kirmmond
    @kirmmond 3 года назад +6

    No warrior caste????? Ummm...xeno stupid...we are all warriors at heart...our basic survival has come from fight or die since before we started writing history. If Xenos are not smart enough to figure that out by looking at our history they deserve everything they get

  • @dealerofic3cream1
    @dealerofic3cream1 Год назад +5

    "Humans usually don't do total war.
    When they do.
    It's total war."

  • @sikertsok225
    @sikertsok225 3 года назад +10

    WW2 eastern front but in space.

  • @TheIrishWanderer2166
    @TheIrishWanderer2166 Год назад +3

    Aliens: We have destroyed your warrior cast, surrender.
    Humanity: looks on in confusion, "Yeah, we don't have a cast system
    Aliens: ...what

  • @waynecampeau4566
    @waynecampeau4566 3 года назад +6

    Don't ever back a desperate man into a corner, much less an entire people. If you do, you will see why angles flee when he lets loose his inner daemon.

  • @ObservingLibertarian
    @ObservingLibertarian 3 года назад +13

    For the narrator, love your work bro.

  • @ritafryer8134
    @ritafryer8134 2 года назад +4

    Making war with Humans is like trying to extinguish flames with petrol

  • @elib9002
    @elib9002 3 года назад +7

    On the contrary, now humanity is the most powerful military in the galaxy. No one would dare fight them and all those that gave them.loans would let them pay off what they owe as a police force for their sectors. Humanity just got a raise.

    • @atoriusv5070
      @atoriusv5070 Год назад +1

      Very true. The military forces would be scaled back into guard units and interstellar patrol or security units, earning money and trust from other alien races while humanity uses the new tech and gained sectors to earn the finances to pay back the loans. It'd take a while to pay them all back, but they definitely wouldn't be anything catastrophic. Humanity would also very likely use the extra military to scout and mark industrial or mining zones for increased production. I give it 150 years or less before humanity surges far beyond any other civilization in this story.

    • @elib9002
      @elib9002 Год назад

      @Atorius V
      Yep. A good note, though, is that an event like this is the kind that redefines a people. Humanity will probably never be the straight peace pursuers they were before. That generation died in the war. And humanity will remember that no one actually came to help them. Basically humanity will probably push to pay off the debts then either retreat or pursue a very aggressive political strategy to make a hegemony with them as the head so that they never have to worry about invasions again while continuing to push their military technology further and further.

  • @Taneth
    @Taneth Год назад +3

    "We've seen what your warriors can do, and we believe we can beat that."
    "Ok, I guess we take the gloves off then."
    "The... what?"

  • @bendover9813
    @bendover9813 3 года назад +182

    “No matter how bittersweet, victory is victory, and will be remembered for centuries to come.”
    That’s a good line.

    • @CHRF-55457
      @CHRF-55457 Год назад +4

      *_Crippling Economic Debt_*

  • @sean7482
    @sean7482 Год назад +2

    Earth is that older brother who beats people who bully you, just cause " I'm the only one who can beat my brother."

  • @stalinsoulz7872
    @stalinsoulz7872 2 года назад +2

    Aliens: what?
    Terran 3rd republican: ever heard the meaning of Warmachine?

  • @kalskirata42
    @kalskirata42 3 года назад +4

    Where dead men lies, I'm paralyzed, my brother's eyes are gone
    And he shall be buried here, nameless marks his grave
    Mother home, get a telegram, and a shed a tear of grief
    Mud and blood in foreign land, trying to understand

    • @akriegguardsman
      @akriegguardsman 3 года назад

      This feels more like a defense of moscow

    • @akriegguardsman
      @akriegguardsman 3 года назад

      And not a great war

    • @kalskirata42
      @kalskirata42 3 года назад

      @@akriegguardsman only until the ground fight lasts for a whole year on the same stretch of village. Then it'll be Passchendaele or Verdun all over again, and on a much larger scale.
      Reasoning is I'm taking into account that, if we're to encounter a civilization more advanced than us, their methods of waging war would likely be those of our past, thus deeming them as complacent.
      But I can see this also being a defense of moscow.

  • @vlastimirvukovic
    @vlastimirvukovic 3 года назад +5

    For the emperor!

  • @chandlersawka910
    @chandlersawka910 Год назад +1

    Yes there’s mobilization, but what about full mobilization, or elevensies

  • @yamatoclassbattlecruiser6410
    @yamatoclassbattlecruiser6410 8 месяцев назад +1

    Me against my brother. Us against our cousin. We three against the world.

  • @Kpoliti.s
    @Kpoliti.s Год назад +1

    that story remind me the war in ancient greece betwin athens and sparta when sudenly the persian come to greece...it almost doomed greece until they come together...first at the battle of thermopil with the 300spartans and the rest of the greece city states armys...the lost the battle but the second buttle they won it the battle of salamis...

  • @theonegod277
    @theonegod277 10 месяцев назад +1

    Focus unlocked: waking the giant.

  • @kw4584
    @kw4584 2 года назад +2

    DO YOU WANT TOTAL WAR!?

  • @evilmurlock
    @evilmurlock 3 года назад +2

    Yoooo, wait a sec, hazit => hazat, third republic? Is this a motherfukcing fading suns reference!?!?! WHOOOO!
    Even more: Terra secundus => Byzantium secundus

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 года назад +3

    For the Narrator

  • @victortahlor4038
    @victortahlor4038 Год назад +1

    Thank you for the reading

  • @secretobvious6033
    @secretobvious6033 3 года назад +3

    10 seconds boiiiii

  • @cadengrace5466
    @cadengrace5466 3 года назад +2

    Humanity: E Pluribus Unum

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 3 года назад +2

    For the algorithm

  • @manwiththeplan300
    @manwiththeplan300 Год назад

    And the aliens when you create a Cast system you're limiting your troops you're a soldier scientist you're a soldier of medic you're a soldiengineer by allowing your soldiers to have. Multiple essences what you're doing is giving each group or version of a soldier the ability to adapt and change to environment aliens don't do that soldiers. Are always expected to be soldiers too expected to be the shield And sword what the f****** problem is soldiers are not just those 2 things. They are also armor guns tactics resources and healing R and delete and the problem with aliens is. That when they have a system like that it limits them to the point where? They become inflexible they're like a hard piece of rock just because you can't bash. The rock doesn't mean you can't take a tiny little pointy object as male metal. Take a hammer and cut the rock in twain Aliens never think of that because human beings are born on this type of planetoid. It's a deaf world at least level twe got bacteria we got bacteria we got viruses we got worms we got bugs we got insects we got lizards. We got birds we got fish we got aqua mammals and non aqua mammals. We got diversity of the Was it we got plant life symbiotic, parasitic, symbiotic parasite, parasite symbiotic, We have to adapt learn and grow without medicine. Our species would've been wiped out but the same time. Our speeches is all about thinking and learning and adapting are and making ourselves. Better every other alien out there is all about just existing and adapting passively humans. Don't do that we got passive active inactive and. What are those games that you play and it passively racks up stuff idle? Yeah we also have idle stuff. No one understands this because other species are not designed. Philosophize they are not designed to calculate they only calculate when they have to they don't calculate so they don't have to calculate later they don't. Prepare they just exist and that just pisses me the f*** off. I know human being. Have abilities and to make it fair? It seems like it's a scenario where it's fire versus water versus Rock versus grass versus. Whatever it seems more like rock paperecisions. A undergrandeur scale except humanity doesn't have a weakness like scissors cut paper. It's more like neutral instead of weakyes. We either get a stat reduction from our enemies attacks infiltration blah blah blah. Or we just get hit with a normal attact metaphorically speaking in an m o r p g type of explanation.

  • @ravenouself4181
    @ravenouself4181 9 месяцев назад

    The Xenos were incredibly lucky Humans didn't invent inter-dimensional travel and call upon Master Chief.

  • @someasiandude4797
    @someasiandude4797 9 месяцев назад

    “Jews and muslims united as they both believe god wants them to kill aliens”

  • @daedyjackson3116
    @daedyjackson3116 3 года назад +2

    F.T.A

  • @Lupus_Indomitus
    @Lupus_Indomitus Год назад

    Man.this story gives me some serious wh40k vibes.

  • @Comrade_Narkie
    @Comrade_Narkie 9 месяцев назад

    I love that this story is not completely onesided

  • @xavierspirit1811
    @xavierspirit1811 Год назад

    Heheh, Hoi total mobilization go brrrr!

  • @WallNutBreaker524
    @WallNutBreaker524 Год назад

    Nice.

  • @bad-ideas5090
    @bad-ideas5090 2 года назад

    Humanity is one big family. And as such. Only we can harm eachoþer. Anyone else is fare game.