Best HFY Reddit Stories: Playing God (r/HFY)

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  • @intelpntium
    @intelpntium 2 года назад +216

    Terran Alliance: Go get us a seat on the council
    Diplomat: Instructions unclear, became Gods instead

  • @bottleogames
    @bottleogames 3 года назад +482

    Terrans: Casually become God's
    Aliens: wait that's illegal

    • @-zawzaw-8897
      @-zawzaw-8897 Год назад +18

      Aliens: you can't do that. It's the field of the gods!
      Terran: hold m'y beer

    • @diabloeb
      @diabloeb Год назад +6

      Just imagining some nerd cracking his fingers and getting on his computer: "Watch me bitch" 😂

    • @BunnyTheOverlord
      @BunnyTheOverlord Год назад +2

      @@-zawzaw-8897 I like that the apostrophe implies we're Great Old Ones.

    • @maxwyght1840
      @maxwyght1840 5 месяцев назад +1

      Apostrophes don't pluralize.
      Apostrophes posses.
      Like Demons.

  • @normiesalvador1854
    @normiesalvador1854 3 года назад +716

    President: "So..."
    Ambassador: "We haven't joined. On a related note, I'm being deified by one alien race and humanity as a whole is being worshipped by half a dozen more."

    • @objectiveice573
      @objectiveice573 3 года назад +59

      ......you mean humanity 2 electric boogaloo

    • @mywither7878
      @mywither7878 3 года назад +50

      Remember, Normie Salvador, terrans are not just humanity, but humanity and the creatures which they bred and molded into intelligent and self-aware beings on par with themselves.

    • @biggsdarklighter0473
      @biggsdarklighter0473 3 года назад +29

      @@mywither7878 still wondering wether or not Octopusses, ravens and other short-lived species got uplifted. I mean shimps and other apes definetly got uplifted.

    • @willparry530
      @willparry530 3 года назад +25

      @@biggsdarklighter0473 Wouldn't be that hard to give the short-lived intelligent species longer lives in addition to sharp minds. So I would say apes, octopi and squid, ravens and crows, and probably dogs and cats as well, got uplifted. Probably dolphins too.

    • @mywither7878
      @mywither7878 3 года назад +20

      @@biggsdarklighter0473 I am guessing dolphins are one of the top sea creatures lifted.
      Octopi are questionable, Ravens almost a certainty though, birds are much easier to keep, and Dolphins are something we already mess with, which most certainly show intelligence and spcial behaviour.
      I'm thinking it's a case-by-case matter, but then again, if you could put in a bunch of effort and lift as many creatures as possible, there's a good chance you would.

  • @Shythalia
    @Shythalia 3 года назад +720

    I think we'll have to reject the offer of becoming part of their pantheon. Anyone who would worship us as gods would be so easily manipulated by bad people.

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking 3 года назад +50

      Yup, and bad people would do just that, we already have that problem and we don't even have what we could call a physical god in our presence, but they would since we would be their gods.

    • @willparry530
      @willparry530 3 года назад +36

      @@Nyghtking both of you are forgetting one thing. 'Terrans' isn't just humans anymore in this setting. Several uplifted animal species as well as AI are also considered Terran here. The other Terran species could also hold us in check, potentially.

    • @mr.k4918
      @mr.k4918 3 года назад +13

      @@willparry530 im just imagining we uplifted dogs and cats now...

    • @willparry530
      @willparry530 3 года назад +17

      @@mr.k4918 Oh yeah, no uplifting would be complete without doggos or cattos!

    • @zeehero7280
      @zeehero7280 3 года назад +17

      @@willparry530 Yes our doggos will slobber on us if we dare step out of line, and look at us with big sad dissapointed eyes. how could we possibly stray from the path like that?

  • @mastadonking3816
    @mastadonking3816 3 года назад +658

    Ambassador: We do not play god. We are professionals.
    Audio Tech: *drops mic * Heh. Uh, sorry.

  • @danielstellmon5330
    @danielstellmon5330 3 года назад +267

    "we do not play God, we are professionals" I loved that line.

    • @Kualinar
      @Kualinar Год назад +6

      What the assembly actually understood : «... we are gods by profession» or, «... we are professional gods»

    • @ReptillianStrike
      @ReptillianStrike Год назад +1

      I don't. They should have said "We do not play god. We are gods."

    • @brianmeadows1137
      @brianmeadows1137 4 месяца назад

      We do do a better Job Than God at screwing up? And that's saying something.

    • @Shade400
      @Shade400 27 дней назад

      Up there with
      "There's nothing wrong with playing god so long as your good at it"

  • @Nomed38
    @Nomed38 3 года назад +350

    We are humans are skilled in building to a specific design and destroying things already in existance in order to build anew. Many of our construction techniques are thr result of refinement over several thousand years. To species that have piggybacked on the technologies of species that came before them we could arguably be seen as gods.

    • @darthlmr7990
      @darthlmr7990 3 года назад +20

      The Question, why am i not surprised you'd be here

    • @blazethemilitaryandtactica2852
      @blazethemilitaryandtactica2852 3 года назад +10

      @@darthlmr7990 because we are the living past to there history

    • @phantomwraith1984
      @phantomwraith1984 2 года назад

      They use hand-me-downs, and we reshape our surroundings at will to suit our needs. Damn right we're yhe Gods compared to their useless asses

  • @whatsagoodusername823
    @whatsagoodusername823 2 года назад +101

    Humans: "Alright, as our first declaration as your new gods, anyone who puts so much as a scratch on Friendmaker will be exterminated"

    • @theanathema3062
      @theanathema3062 Год назад +13

      We must protect that man

    • @Kitsune10060
      @Kitsune10060 6 месяцев назад

      With a level of fire and fury that will shake the universe to it's foundations.

  • @daltonloges99
    @daltonloges99 3 года назад +245

    So pretty much aliens would regard humanity itself as a race of gods. It reminds me of that one story where humanity decided to pick Loki the trickster to represent humanity in an AI Pantheon. "This is politics you fucking idiots." - the Loki AI to an alien.

    • @daltonloges99
      @daltonloges99 3 года назад +18

      @@smmk88 machine gods

    • @plinko-moss
      @plinko-moss 3 года назад +9

      That’s my favorite story

    • @4eversight781
      @4eversight781 2 года назад +10

      Where can I find this?

    • @enclaveofficerz3245
      @enclaveofficerz3245 2 года назад +7

      @@plinko-moss where could one find this story, it sounds quite interesting.

    • @najlitarvan921
      @najlitarvan921 2 года назад +6

      @@plinko-moss i am curious as well

  • @biggsdarklighter0473
    @biggsdarklighter0473 3 года назад +355

    Not sure why but that last line Was so fucking raw.

    • @matheww31
      @matheww31 3 года назад +28

      Ok good that wasn't just me

    • @idcgaming518
      @idcgaming518 3 года назад +29

      IKR? Just makes you feel SUPER BADASS

    • @derpionderpson1424
      @derpionderpson1424 3 года назад +39

      Because in the context he is basically saying “we do not pretend to be gods, we are”

    • @willparry530
      @willparry530 3 года назад +8

      @@derpionderpson1424 indeed

    • @zarlsalamandersspacemarine302
      @zarlsalamandersspacemarine302 3 года назад +21

      @@derpionderpson1424 He does have a point though by there religion's own definition they are gods. They do everything there gods do and they understand exactly what they are doing

  • @TheMandalorianGhostYT
    @TheMandalorianGhostYT 3 года назад +457

    Now im imagining people taking names like aeres, raiden, lucifer, odin or thor just to fuck with the alien cultists.

  • @shannonmcvey8669
    @shannonmcvey8669 3 года назад +128

    The gods gave us a mind. As such, the profoundest act of worship is to try to understand; and to make good and just use of that understanding.

    • @Sparrow_Bloodhunter
      @Sparrow_Bloodhunter 3 года назад +10

      alien god: alright I'll just make a race of stupid little bird people so I can watch them do silly things.
      bird aliens: begin worshipping the alien god
      alien god: oh fuck I accidentally made them sentient again, I'll have to start over on a new planet.

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 2 года назад +8

      Our god: alright I'ma make a species that will either not worship me, hate me, or love me this should be fun

    • @ProtoPerson
      @ProtoPerson 2 года назад

      @@theenderdestruction2362 Our God: Also I've decided that if they express the free will I knowingly gave them in a way I don't like, they will be punished forever after death despite that expression being part of the design I came up with. They decided to eat pork? Then they get repeatedly passed through a planet-sized digestive system having their body regenerated for all eternity in the gluttony ring of Hell.

    • @Bluesonofman
      @Bluesonofman 2 года назад +8

      @@theenderdestruction2362 We where created in the image of God, is it not just to act like lesser gods?

  • @Kualinar
    @Kualinar Год назад +14

    Ambassador : We don't play god, we are professionals.
    What the assembly heard : We don't play god, we ARE gods by profession.

  • @evilmurlock
    @evilmurlock 3 года назад +95

    I was thinking about this the other day. I am studying AI specialization, a completely normal thing in our modern world, but if you went to the past, even just 100 years the creation of minds was only in the realm of god, same with genetics and other technologies. This is so based. Based on what? Based on the laws of physics.

  • @zerozeta1090
    @zerozeta1090 3 года назад +46

    Reminded me of "Superior Iron Man" where Tony says he's not playing god, just done playing human.

  • @Lord_Lasagña
    @Lord_Lasagña 3 года назад +70

    Friendmaker? Oh, how I wish we have lot's of those.
    I'm also taking the quote "We do not play God. We are professionals.". It sounds awesome.

  • @PerpetuallyMissing
    @PerpetuallyMissing 3 года назад +149

    Being a god can't be too hard. I mean, I'm the most intelligent capable person on the planet. I'm not playing God. All this time... I've been playing human.
    -Tony Stark

    • @kyleboffa793
      @kyleboffa793 2 года назад +9

      It's tough to be a god. Tulio & Miguel

    • @matijasostojic4288
      @matijasostojic4288 2 года назад +5

      I was thinking the exact same thing but with the whole of humanity.

    • @cristalmewtwo4160
      @cristalmewtwo4160 Год назад

      ​@CannabisDreamsthe same could have been said for Hank Pym who is by all means more intelligent for making it to a universe for the abstracts

    • @cristalmewtwo4160
      @cristalmewtwo4160 Год назад

      @CannabisDreams he was going through a large amount of mental problems when Ultron was made but yes he did slap Janet not long before Ultrons completion

    • @Arthur09608
      @Arthur09608 11 месяцев назад +1

      @CannabisDreams In his defense, he said he was intelligent and capable, not perfect or omniscient.

  • @antimatter1075
    @antimatter1075 3 года назад +96

    Great video, this reminded me of a theory about humans, without hardship and strife humans wouldn't be what we are today, there would be little use for intelligence like ours if it didn't help survival. Humans made advances because of problems that we either had to solve or continue to suffer and maybe even get wiped out, warfare has been a part of human history since we first started down this path and it just acted like a new evolution of information rather than genetic randomness. The weather made us figure out how to farm and preserve food and other species taught us how to use nature to our advantage like plants for medical purposes. I really like this story because it reminds me of how we have to be responsible for our future and not rely on an outside force. Look forward to the next video 👌

    • @julesmasseffectmusic
      @julesmasseffectmusic 2 года назад +2

      Love death and robots
      The swarm.
      Sapience is not a long term survival strategy.

  • @d73w80
    @d73w80 2 года назад +12

    "We do not play God. We are professionals."
    That line is so unbelievably badass

  • @JesseGolo
    @JesseGolo 3 года назад +15

    We are professionals.
    That line is so raw for no reason.

  • @milohobo9186
    @milohobo9186 3 года назад +21

    This seems like a really cool tabletop RPG setting. Mixture of old and new technology and plenty of adventure to be had.

  • @julonkrutor4649
    @julonkrutor4649 3 года назад +51

    So, we are gods now?
    ...
    No thanke you, it is too much work!

  • @warrendesonia7924
    @warrendesonia7924 3 года назад +23

    This story is begging for a follow up; Very well written; and you have done a very good job presenting it.

  • @DeHerg
    @DeHerg Год назад +8

    That question at the end could also be answered with a counter question: If it is prohibited to "meddle in things we don't understand", how could we ever gain understanding? Meddling is a required part of the process.

  • @vedymin1
    @vedymin1 3 года назад +64

    And professionals have standards !

    • @colinz226
      @colinz226 3 года назад +13

      Be Polite

    • @TheMandalorianGhostYT
      @TheMandalorianGhostYT 3 года назад +14

      Be efficient,
      Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

    • @ComedicLetter
      @ComedicLetter 3 года назад +7

      Y’know who has feelings? Blokes who bludgeon their wives to death with a gold trophy!

    • @gustavovileladoamaral6326
      @gustavovileladoamaral6326 3 года назад +4

      *Sniper theme song* intensifies

    • @Sora-md1ye
      @Sora-md1ye 2 года назад +2

      @@colinz226 Be efficient

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 3 года назад +20

    I love the idea of techno mashup civilizations

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 года назад +15

    Bless the Narrator
    Bless the Author

  • @SwordOfPersona
    @SwordOfPersona 3 года назад +10

    And here I was expecting a Ghostbusters quote, "When someone asks if you are God, you say yes."

  • @jonathanblair5920
    @jonathanblair5920 2 года назад +14

    Ah, so that's what the ambassador meant about joining their pantheon... I'm not too sure terrains would agree to being worshipped, though I'm sure there are probably sects of uplifted terrains that probably consider humans to be gods 😆

  • @gw2macken757
    @gw2macken757 3 года назад +16

    Good one. Lasted longer than most. Good story line. I enjoyed this one more than most.

  • @GlitchTechV1
    @GlitchTechV1 3 года назад +20

    The gods gave us minds, but as a drawback they fucked up physics harder than any sort of doujin or anime will display

  • @peterwall8191
    @peterwall8191 3 года назад +11

    ......"WE do not PLAY God, WE are professionals!" *Mic Drop*

  • @Practitioner_of_Diogenes
    @Practitioner_of_Diogenes Год назад +2

    From a religious standpoint, humanity doing all that still holds up.
    What is a *steward* but someone that maintains and makes sure things are running as they should be while the real ruler is away?

  • @LezlyLikesYuri
    @LezlyLikesYuri 3 года назад +10

    Fear those born under the savage light of trial and error. Pity those born in the peaceful shadow of ancient inheritance. For nothing lasts forever. When the wonders inevitably fail them, those in the darkness will cower in ignorant despair while those that shine will simply try something new...

    • @phantomwraith1984
      @phantomwraith1984 2 года назад +5

      Humanity has clawed our way to the top of the evolutionary ladder over the last 15000 years, and we still try to climb higher.
      That should say all you need to know

    • @cristalmewtwo4160
      @cristalmewtwo4160 Год назад +1

      Eventually their inheritance will run out as they're sitting down relaxing and they will end up with nothing

  • @Crazylom
    @Crazylom 3 года назад +12

    Who needs council when by their standards we are becoming gods?

  • @Troleandocreyentes
    @Troleandocreyentes 3 года назад +18

    I see no god up here, other than me.

  • @TheSurvivor637
    @TheSurvivor637 Год назад +2

    “Nothing wrong with playing God if you’re good at it.”

  • @chasemcdaniel3620
    @chasemcdaniel3620 10 месяцев назад +1

    I thought the twist was gonna be "We created all of you"

  • @dazeyndrowsy
    @dazeyndrowsy 2 года назад +3

    Humanity: Is engineering entire *stars*
    Speaker: At least ten times powerful than not just the human civilisation, but the interstellar council as well

  • @mattstrandquist2148
    @mattstrandquist2148 11 месяцев назад +3

    Some of y'all seem to be missing the point of the pantheon: ALL of the Council species worship Progenitor races as gods; whether humans want to accept it or not, by the definitions of the Council, we ARE a Progenitor race, just in-the-flesh. We literally ARE on-par with their gods.

  • @someasiandude4797
    @someasiandude4797 Год назад +1

    The ending sentence saying “we are professionals” implies that they dont play god but are god

  • @Neonblade69
    @Neonblade69 Год назад

    A great story on why it is always important to know the ground floor tech and build upon it. A reason we learn to reverse engineer items from the past and then improve it with the technology of the day.

  • @davidgrimm4063
    @davidgrimm4063 Год назад +1

    as the Medic have always said, "there is nothing wrong to play god, so has long as you are good at it"

  • @greywolf9783
    @greywolf9783 3 года назад +11

    This one was soo good!!

  • @dbscarlett13
    @dbscarlett13 Год назад +1

    Terran President: Ambassador, ensure our accession to the council goes smoothly.
    .
    .
    .
    Ambassador: Sir, accidentally became on par with their forerunner species...deificacation of humanity is the best I can do.

  • @ashipthattriestobotheryou4759
    @ashipthattriestobotheryou4759 2 года назад +1

    Professional always have standard... and this is our standard

  • @Mark73
    @Mark73 Год назад +1

    "No sir, you misunderstand. They aren't inviting us to _worship_ their pantheon, they're inviting us to _join_ their pantheon."

  • @nerine4188
    @nerine4188 2 года назад +6

    12:25 - I see. We have finally succeeded in creating anime catgirls.

  • @ReptillianStrike
    @ReptillianStrike Год назад +1

    "We do not play god, for we are gods."

  • @ThornMu
    @ThornMu 3 года назад +19

    Humans are Space Gods

    • @Bluesonofman
      @Bluesonofman 2 года назад +1

      We were made in the image of God, so is it not just for is to act like lesser gods?

  • @matthewshiers9038
    @matthewshiers9038 Год назад +2

    What kind of "God" would all of humanity be though?
    The God of Countless Faces?
    The Shattered Hivemind?

    • @adorablecockroach5131
      @adorablecockroach5131 Год назад +1

      Some kind of god of chaos would be appropriate imo.

    • @majkag1330
      @majkag1330 8 месяцев назад

      Chaos and/or insanity, because we WILL cause them all to have a visit at a asylum at least once...

  • @BBCTopgearfan
    @BBCTopgearfan 3 года назад +3

    Such an interesting concept.

  • @niktheson1113
    @niktheson1113 Год назад +1

    I was so afraid he was going to say, “We are gods.” I’m glad I was wrong.

  • @tomasdubravsky4851
    @tomasdubravsky4851 2 года назад +3

    We arent playing gods, we are the profesionals.
    Mate you have just clarified that we ARE gods and now the species of the council will probably worship.

  • @julesmasseffectmusic
    @julesmasseffectmusic 2 года назад +2

    My cleric, a tymoran saint, couldn't stop a plague, he tried everything humanly possible, so he martyred himself with Tymora's sword to become an angel.
    He did this after another chacter said you have to rest you have done everything humanly possible.
    You're right he said, summoning the sword
    What are you doing? He was asked
    Time to stop being human, he replied.

  • @benjima100
    @benjima100 3 года назад +5

    i hope there is a sequel or followup of some sort

  • @leechowning2712
    @leechowning2712 2 года назад +2

    One of the most common arguments ever, was the argument that to any uninformed person technology beyond a certain point would simply be magic. We have demonstrated this time and time again, to the point that 90% of the items people use on a day-to-day basis they understand basically nothing of what goes on inside of them.
    We flip a switch and light turns on. Even my two-year-old son can do this. But less than one in 100 can explain how the bulb makes light, and less than one in a thousand can explain how the light switch creates that light. We know that within our walls are something called wires, and that they connect to other wires, and that these wires create electricity.
    If you think I'm being extremely judgmental here, I manage a seed company. I have been told as recently as last year that seed companies no longer need to exist because grocery stores will always have food. I've even been told that if people needed seed they could go to those grocery stores and buy seed packets. That we no longer need companies whose job it is to get those seeds, because Walmart and Amazon do it so much better.
    I have been at conferences where people honestly say they would like to see all commercial farming stop, especially in the production of animals. To quote one who's been made fun of in just about every conference since, we don't need cattle farms anymore because the grocery store will always have meat. We don't need to hunt anymore because we can go to the store and buy meat that was produced without any animal ever suffering. And while I could presume that they're talking about the artificial meats, they made it quite obvious that they believed that the beef chicken and pork was created in the back of the store, that milk and eggs just appeared on the shelves. To those the modern society is magic. If you were to ask them where their food comes from they point to the store. If you ask them how the food appears at the store, over 90% cannot explain. Nearly 50% honestly believe that the food is just there, and so they can't understand why prices go up or down because the store has unlimited food.
    To any suitable primitive, technology is magic. A section of the universe where they routinely come across relics from the ancients, all technology will be magic. And we will never be welcome to mess with that magic.

  • @kennethhummel4409
    @kennethhummel4409 3 года назад +10

    (Humanity) we are GODS!!!

  • @KroMagnum4
    @KroMagnum4 3 года назад +6

    Excellent.

  • @LordLemoncake
    @LordLemoncake 3 года назад +7

    The writer has talent : )

  • @chadh8826
    @chadh8826 2 года назад +6

    In such a case, Humanity would be augmenting themselves to a point that would almost be unrecognizable today. A blend of human and A.I with no genetic flaw. It would have to be done in such a way as to make us unique to ourselves and not the same. Such is the specialty we hold in high regard to this day. Some of us are stronger in other aspects, some have a better mind to focus, but if the baseline was almost perfect and we had a secondary ability to interface with machines instantaneously. The outcome would be an explosion of science and technology never seen before.

    • @Bluesonofman
      @Bluesonofman 2 года назад +1

      Reject cybernetics, embrace genetic enhancements. We are souls with bodies not the other way around.

    • @fearofthedead
      @fearofthedead 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@Bluesonofman Says furry.

    • @Bluesonofman
      @Bluesonofman 9 месяцев назад

      @@fearofthedead OK boomer

  • @karionwhite2367
    @karionwhite2367 3 года назад +1

    My company build this hammars and WE want them Back!
    we truly appreciate the fact that you found our lost factory and will look forwards for you giving the factory back or you could pay us. But not with the Dysensphere, because it is a rubbish design.

  • @brandoncady7043
    @brandoncady7043 2 года назад +3

    We would never join a pantheon that would allow us as a member.

  • @unanonimomas6896
    @unanonimomas6896 4 месяца назад

    Professionals have standards: be polite, be efficient... and have a plan to create life anywere you need.

  • @FedralBI
    @FedralBI 3 года назад +4

    Is it weird that I want to hang out with Friendmaster Cluneo.

  • @beingsneaky
    @beingsneaky 3 года назад +4

    they want humans to become gods.. is my thinking right saying "join pantheons"

  • @alexejvecera6317
    @alexejvecera6317 3 года назад +2

    So the xenos are like the adeptus mechanicus? A bunch of kitchen appliance fondelers?

  • @MonkeSeeMonkeLaugh
    @MonkeSeeMonkeLaugh 3 года назад +13

    What is GOD? From a logical perspective isn't it the highest point of technological and biological evolution. So any species that manages to survive long enough along with constantly becoming better would eventually become GODS. No need to play god , they would just become.

    • @erikmckoul2478
      @erikmckoul2478 3 года назад +4

      Nah we can't be gods if we have to follow the laws of physics, now if we figure out how to break those laws without technology then that might be god territory.

    • @ProtoPerson
      @ProtoPerson 2 года назад +3

      @@erikmckoul2478 Seems like a very arbitrary rule to set in order to become a very relative idea, that relative idea being the concept of a god. Basically, what you said is stupid and the only rules that exist are the ones that can't be broken. I'd like to remind you that muscles and pistons while in different arrangements are made up of the same stuff on a very small scale, and biology can be made out of a vast array of different materials in different configurations. Your brain is a lump of flesh that works as several different types of interconnecting processing units encoding and decoding patterns of electrical signals. Is the difference between technology and biology in your mind just that technology is made by the biological? If that's the case then what's a baby made in a lab if not a biological creature?

    • @erikmckoul2478
      @erikmckoul2478 2 года назад +1

      @@ProtoPerson Depends upon the type of god that we are talking about.
      If it's the God, he made the universe and decided on the laws so I would think that he can break the rules he set for us.
      Now if we are talking about gods that didn't make the universe and are forced to abide by the laws of the universe, I agree with you.

    • @ProtoPerson
      @ProtoPerson 2 года назад +2

      @@erikmckoul2478 Mkay, well now show me evidence of a god that created the universe more substantial than heresay and an old piece of text someone wrote.

    • @erikmckoul2478
      @erikmckoul2478 2 года назад +2

      ​@@ProtoPerson I don't even really believe, I am not arguing that religion is correct just if theoretically God made everything he would be able to do impossible things. Our current understanding of the universe isn't perfect either, but at least that is backed by evidence though.

  • @ritafryer8134
    @ritafryer8134 2 года назад +2

    They got upset over humans knowing more than them.

  • @MacBorin
    @MacBorin 3 года назад +4

    The black hole-like density of ovaries needed to drop that last line...

  • @Dergownik
    @Dergownik 2 года назад +1

    Task failed successfully

    • @majkag1330
      @majkag1330 8 месяцев назад

      Humanity in one sentence:

  • @chrisdefresne3235
    @chrisdefresne3235 2 года назад +3

    So this humanity is essentially the Human race from Babylon 5. The other races were backed by the Elder races, including the godlike species while humanity developed mostly unaided until first contact occurred.

    • @Bluesonofman
      @Bluesonofman 2 года назад +1

      I think these Xenos descend from civs that had collapsed in the past meanwhile Humanity is a brand new civ. Also we were created in the image of God so why would we not act like lesser gods.

  • @Bluesonofman
    @Bluesonofman 2 года назад +2

    Man was created in the Image of God, would it not be just for us to act like lesser gods?

  • @SergeyWaytov
    @SergeyWaytov 2 года назад +1

    Wowsers, a big funni this one)))

  • @bathroomprophet2310
    @bathroomprophet2310 3 года назад +3

    So good.

  • @Troleandocreyentes
    @Troleandocreyentes 2 года назад +1

    We are, the great old one’s.

  • @WallNutBreaker524
    @WallNutBreaker524 Год назад

    Humanity First.
    Why can't this be downloaded for offline videos?
    "We do not play God, we are professionals."
    It's nothing personal, just business 😂

  • @BeeKisses
    @BeeKisses 3 года назад +2

    cold as the bootes void

  • @bamatrainfan
    @bamatrainfan 3 года назад +24

    Im early for once

  • @Namel909
    @Namel909 3 года назад +5

    speed !

  • @jakevex4198
    @jakevex4198 2 года назад

    So in this version of humanity we created Giant terraria's in space

  • @ktcd1172
    @ktcd1172 Год назад

    So the Ambassador just called God an Amateur?

  • @carldooley9344
    @carldooley9344 Год назад

    Sounds familiar... Wasn't that why the Covenant had a major beef with Humanity in the Halo Universe?

    • @evernewb2073
      @evernewb2073 Год назад

      nope: when the forerunner tech they were running on recognized humans as "reclaimers" the prophet in charge of the operation interpreted that as a direct threat to their seat of power and promptly instituted an extermination order soon to be backed up by the rest of the positions of power covenant-wide, there was a bit of dogma about humans being deceivers attempting to become false gods but that was instituted _after_ the decision to wipe them out, not before, inotherwords it's the party line for the politics of going about enacting the decision not the basis of the decision...though to be fair the forerunner AI involved in the incident that only finally bothered to wake up when it detected the humans and stated outright that they had been translating their "holy texts" incorrectly probably did not help matters. ←note that that is _translating_ not interpreting.
      ...I don't actually know enough about the extended lore to know if that support was species-wide or just by members of their upper caste...frankly from the games and the couple books I've read it looks like the total population of their species is _miniscule_ and there simply _aren't_ any members of their species that aren't in some manner of higher office of power, closest thing to an exception is the assassins they've got decked out in all the shiniest toys.

    • @phantomwraith1984
      @phantomwraith1984 Год назад +1

      Humanity were genetically similar to forerunners, who the covenant saw as their gods, which by extensi9n means humanity would be the gods of the covenant, which the prophets wouldn't accept

  • @pizzaman3133
    @pizzaman3133 Год назад

    Oh man i cam Only imagine God Saying "I do not Play God i am a Proffesional"

  • @beingsneaky
    @beingsneaky 3 года назад +1

    what kind of ending is that? that is no end at all.

  • @phantomwraith1984
    @phantomwraith1984 2 года назад

    Wait lemme get this straight...
    Humans are seeking out brown dwarfs and just chucking shit into them until the added mass combust the brown dwarf into a red dwarf?
    And then use said red dwarf as batteries for our Dyson spheres?

  • @josephcroeniangamer3727
    @josephcroeniangamer3727 2 года назад +1

    so the lucky bastard aliens grew in worlds whit dungeons?

  • @goen5601
    @goen5601 Год назад

    What the alien is in 40k Imperium situation?

  • @frocurl
    @frocurl 2 года назад +1

    Good story left me hanging a bit but It's off to a great start... what was the response?

  • @hollyferay8131
    @hollyferay8131 3 года назад +2

    Interesting

  • @70bronzetheorist61
    @70bronzetheorist61 3 года назад +2

    That's cold🥶😟

  • @blinking_dodo
    @blinking_dodo 3 года назад +2

    Hmm, standard but different...

  • @beingsneaky
    @beingsneaky Год назад

    ah yeah what kinda stupid President is that? You Should CARE about what YOUR Ambassador has to say.

  • @ghostofwolfmoonmani3877
    @ghostofwolfmoonmani3877 Год назад

    It would be better if humanity just conquered them, reverse engineered all the relics, destroyed them and taught the aliens everything they needed to be an innovative species not an imitative one.

  • @isaiahpelly8370
    @isaiahpelly8370 2 года назад +2

    For The Algorithm

  • @Renovartio
    @Renovartio 2 года назад

    hubris

  • @mannydavis7708
    @mannydavis7708 Год назад

    Humans are making stars. What technology could these older races have had that we don't or want.

  • @mutehowl
    @mutehowl 3 года назад +1

    Good thing there was not a human war going on.

  • @adamglover6948
    @adamglover6948 3 года назад +1

    Bump

  • @Whisper555
    @Whisper555 25 дней назад

    Is it just me or did the ambassador change sex somewhere along the line in this story?