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The funny thing about us as a violent species is that we made a code of ethics to make war less bad. Kind of ironic if you ask me. We also don't like overextending ourselves as it caused numerous empires to fall in the past.
Based
"We sunk three boats and they dropped the sun on us twice"
You really should have chosen someone elses boats pal.
Ah!A Muselk referenxe!Huzzah!A man of quality!
Only twice? The humans were being nice. Think about that before you make humans mad.
@@danielstellmon5330 I think he was actually refering to Hiroshima and Nagasaki XD
@@petrimal If I remember correctly, we did in fact only have 5 boats compleatly sunk in Pearl Harbour, but two of them were "repaired" by taking some of the internals and putting new ships around them. Also if I remember correctly, the three ships not repaired at all were the Arizona, the Oklahoma, and a harbour tug boat. (Please note this is just off the top of my head.)
Alien: They're throwing rocks! We have plasma cannons and lasers. We will win!. Other Alien: You think you can win against people who are willing to throw rocks against plasma cannons and lasers?
Yes and I'll do it with a cocktail too
You see, you're not dealing with your average rock thrower. These humans are _quite good_ at throwing rocks.
10,000 years of perfecting the art of throwing rocks, we are really really REALLY good at it.
you see, we are throwing rocks that can go almost to the speed of sound, so yeah.....
@@Pink_Invader the Brownlee manhole cover traveling at 130,000 mph am I a joke to you
“ as a result, hulls became much thinner. “
Loads HE rounds with malicious intent
Yikes how very unlucky
Do we have space A10s?
We need space A10s.
@@levantdiggerus3473 I agree. We should start a petition for Space A10s
The moment i heard the fact that the ships and shields where specifically designed for plasma and lasers all i could think was, "well that was a mistake, humans specialize in ballistic, impact based, fuck you weaponry."
Ah yes are ancient traditions of throwing rock at high speeds at each other
Fark, that made me laugh.
-dying of laughter-
Akin to Star gate sg1 with the replicator war. Humans were needed by The Asgard because they’d “forgotten how to think the way humans did”.
Armor-piercing-fin-stabilized-discarding-sabot-get-your-day-fucked-up-round
Aliens: Noooo you can't just use ballistics in war.
Humans: HAHA depleted uranium gun go bbbbrrrrrr
The description of guns firing in a "cyclic" manner just made me wonder if we built ships around a single massive rotary cannon, like a giant A-10.
Presumably at the very least there was one engineer who came up with that and proceeded to madly cackle with glee.
@@233Deadman that is most definitely something we whoud try to do and I’d gladly throw my tax dollars at it
"Requesting air support."
"Copy."
*railgun go brrrrrrrrrrt*
Problem humans have a emotional attachment to rapid fire kinetic ordnance and we have no armour
@@233Deadman we don't put guns on ships, we put ships on guns.
I love when aliens find out why humans have the Genova Convention by telling them Space War has no rules
'Rules? We... don't have....'
Humanity: You Will.
Xenos: There are no rules in war!!
Human Warhawks: Good news, everyone! The Geneva Conventions just became a checklist!
Part of the shit part of the poo if you know you know
@@gilmadreth680 *sabaton starts playing in the distance* xenose be like "why do I hear Boss music"
@gilmadreth680 Always has been. The trick is to kick out the reporters and distract the politicians with car keys or something shiny.
I’m sitting in my bricks in Okinawa and all I could think of was “ yeah you fucked with the Marines… that’s on you “
Yep, they f'ed around and found out.
Oki gang. Don’t miss the Corps but I miss that island sometimes. If you’re still there get some cocos for me will ya?
@@carsoncasmirri3874 they got spice level 20 now ill ruin my weekend
Old Marines never die. They just get orders to take a different beach.
As a former sailor I can safely say this story is entirely believable.
Don't fuck with our boats.
Second that I'm a sailor 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️
Yup currently a Sailor as well
Operation Praying Mantis anyone?
*Ships. Unless you are a fellow bubblehead, then boats :)
>made saturn's moons into training bases
Fort Polk, Enceladus
Mars with the bfg
Hopefully there’s not huge ice mosquitoes there😂
It's not just rocks that we throw. Humans are also known to throw telephone poles faster than the speed of sound. Heck,, we will throw anything just to see what it does...
At least those poor Alien bastards never had to deal with the Floridian 14th Gator Cavalry and their infamous motto: "Hey, Earl... hold my beer, and watch this!"
If I could draw better I wish I could draw what it looked like on an enemy command deck as a full salvo hit all their fleet at once, tactical nuclear warheads, depleted uranium rods and maybe a gravity slingshot assisted asteroid storm from multiple directions to stop any FTL retreat. Also great video
that would be nice :)
Full send and try it. Won't get better until you keep trying it. Don't be discouraged because you can't do it at someone else's level. Work at it and one day you can be awesome at it. Even if you are only a fraction better today than yesterday that is still improvement. Even if it starts out with stick figures I'd live to see it.
@@Gizero7 let me rephrase my statement, what I want to draw does not match my actual art style and I can't draw what I see in my head but can draw a pretty good copy of something I am looking at. Also I can't draw with color, only shades because my brain is just weird and only looks at shades and details but not color and stuff like that so I can only really use pencil and pen sometimes. Thanks for the pep talk though
If random RUclips commenter's are designing tactics against FTL enemies the likes of which we've never seen, and which may not even exist... That says a lot.
@@williamrekow7513 i just like speculating, also i personally doubt we will ever encounter advanced life for a couple thousand years, the universe is still kind of young
I like stories like these, it's probably better then what we would actually do if we got to that point.
7 billion enemies dead for 600 million human lives. Numbers seem reasonable. That is 10/1 KD ratio and in line with human bloodlust.
@@kopkaljdsao Well what i'm getting at is realistically we wouldn't stop.
We already have human casualties as collateral damage on "accident" in our own wars and we're all human, against an alien species that doesn't look like us or sound like us I don't see us treating them anything like us really.
@@kopkaljdsao The best way to storm an enemy stronghold would be to just make it a crater.
@@Nyghtking yup just look at all franchises with sentient biengs not looking like humans with diferent skin color or body with extra bits and how they are threated >>> racism, slavery, exploitation on varius scakes ect.
@@Nyghtking realistically the aliens would have glassed Earth. Narratively story reminds me of USA and Perl Harbour: enemy does a sudden devastating strategic attack, then USA/humans win naval war. Culminating in a sudden surrender after nukes(glassing a planet with nuckes would explain the billions lost).
Only 300 divisions? The soviets alone had 550 divisions humanity at this point should be able to produce thousands of divisions
we resized... A Division is now much bigger...
@@rodgemic that would actually make sense, planets are large. Our traditional division sizes of 10-20,000 would be inadequate for garrisoning entire sections of a world.
Each Division is probably on the order of several hundred Battalions - or, they're each "nation-separated," with the largest nations getting more than one Division, and a full "Corps" being a continent's entire Divisions, or parts of Continents. There's over 150 nations on Earth that are recognized. If you took the entire current and potential force sizes for each major Continent, those 300 Divisions could range in size from one Division including all headquartered troops on the US East Coast (National Guard included, all units kept with the same unit numbers, but sizes drastically inflated to account for recruitment), to one Division being the entire military force of, say, Greece. So, the Divisions may not have uniform sizes, and some "Divisions" would probably act more like a World War 2 "Army Group" of multiple Corps-sized forces, while others behaved as just enlarged/expanded "Divisions" as we see them today.
"That will pierce the heavens."
"Row, row, fight the powah."
Put your backs into the oars!
Do the Impossible...
@@internetzenmaster8952 See the invisible...
Two things not to mess with!
1. Our Boats
2. Marines
😂😂😂😂
The fact that other alien factions wanted to adopt human doctrines into their military makes me think they've been using Star Wars Napoleonic tactics to fight all ground wars.
Bless the Narrator
Bless the Author
I love this, Mass Accelerators go BRRRRT.
"It became worrisome to -NOT- ally with humanity..."
more like "they dont give us enough reason yet"
I really liked this story. Thanks Net
The thumbnail is what happened to the last person who touched out boats
Company C 1st Battalion 2nd Marine Regiment 2nd Division would definitely be the star of a sabaton song after this shit
Can the auther off that wrire a book series
Definitely find this more likely that “Humanity not giving a fuck”
Aliens: "they're a weak race that uses projectile weapons, we destory them."
_exlposions_
Aliens: "What was that?!"
Humans: "WOOO!!! Now _that_ was a boom!"
Aliens: "...Well at least they don't have FT-"
Humans: "Figured it out!"
Aliens: "Well shit."
I fucking love my spicies
Average spore empire
Humanity First 💪😎👌
FFS it's not a boat it's a SHIP!
I love one
badass
Wish we were actually this awesome as a species, good story.
We are you just have to cut though all the media bullshit
Is there any action in any of these stories?
This story says im short
This is in the future so if you lived in the future you would be taller.
For the algorithm
Neat
Well sure but we all know quite a lot of civilian xenos were shot or blown away by the soldiers on the ground.
We are doing it to humans even now so dont try to dream that we wont do it to a xeno that atacked and killed our civilians first.
Not on a mass scale sure but i bet those 7 billion casualties were not just soldiers.
FAAFO. Humanity has time.
P
Hmm, mariens arn’t that good fighters just ask the taliban or Vietnam lol
Algorithm appeasement comment!
“Ship hulls became much thinner…”
Oh no.
*AGGRESSIVELY LOADS 105 MM*
OH IVE BEEN WORKIN' ON THE RAIL ROAD-
FIRE!
AAAAALL THE LIVE-LONG DAYYYY-
FIRE!
Load 105 shell with malicious and direct intent
@@jzapien1377 Hit every target NOT marked with a flare-
Xeno Church is NOT marked with a flare-
@@levantdiggerus3473 **Geneva convention does not apply to Alien species**
@@levantdiggerus3473 THERE IT GOES
For the algorithm
Neat
I like stories where we, as a collective people, actually learn from past mistakes to the point it's enshrined into culture. It happens in real life too, but in fiction I can pretend it's not so likely to be co-opted into new reasons to hurt people
indeed
THAT'S why I was feeling a bit iffy about this one!
It felt too much like war propaganda
I kept having flashbacks to starship troopers
Until some space elves start their inevitable orgies that bring about literal Hell upon the Galaxy; then humanity stops liking anything that isn't human.
Better to understand now that "We must suffer Not the Xenos"
Then _after_ a Galactic Cataclysm.
Humans in HFY: Badass, yet somehow wholesome apes
Humans IRL:
"It would be so funny if we nuked ourselves."
"Yes."
Both are somehow right though
samething ngl
Yee
@@Chosen_Ash Google: translates to English.
Results: one space added bc apparently that qualifies as a translation
The difference is in HFY is that Humans have a unifying enemy
Human warship: hit with very minor damage”
“Gunner see that artillery?”
“Yes captain?”
“I don’t want to.”
“Understood.”
Temper, temper.
@@leechowning2712 God damn it wisconsin
@@ettibbet5493 "But captain, they fired first".
@@leechowning2712they started it......
I was about to mention this xD@@ettibbet5493
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what a neeeeeerd, get out already and keep writing
Thank you for your service sir. :)
@@arbitorm1952 Says you. Tell me how Hawaii is when you get there I may have to come visit.
@@arbitorm1952 dontcha know? The US military is FILLED with nerds. XD
@@willparry530 He is actually one of my best friends and helped me write it. Trust me when I say he is a bigger nerd than I am. We spent plenty of time watching nerd stuff and anime in his barracks room.
We have discovered that committing genocide makes us unhappy. --- Humanity
Or we decided genocide wasn't fun any more, knowing humanity, could be either
@@SH-qs7ee
We decided committing genocide wasn't fun anymore because we realized that it made us unhappy.
Both. Definitely both.
The human race not exactly "warriors" more like a race of creative killers
More like “thinking warriors”
Perhaps “Extremely overly rambunctious engineers”
“Artistic brutalists”
More like skilled genocidal monkeys with a love flinging rocks at high speed
Criminalistic Fighters
"Dear Humanity, we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy ass fleet. OORAH!"
Best quote in Halo
@@redcell9636 indeed
This gives me ww2 vibes of "We blew up 7 ships and the dropped the sun on us twice"
"we blew up 7 ships and then they dropped the sun on us twice as an experiment to see which flavor of sun was more effective, all while our unconditional surrender waited on thier desk"
@@silentbobfan32japan didnt surrender until after the 2nd nuke
@@silentbobfan32 if you're expecting any sympathy for WW2 Japan, you've come to the wrong place.
"He would soon find out that his captors were called... Marines."
As a Marine, I could only chuckle and think to myself "You done fucked up, son."
The rest of the story tracks pretty accurately to how I remember the men too. Good times.
I do believe “We have fought in every clime and place, where we can take a gun.” Does in fact include Space. Those motherfuckers will learn just why so many fear us.
The funnest part of these stories is how "uninhabitable" Earth seems to be by galactic standards and how "tall" humans are in comparison to other species. Granted we have the 3rd highest level of gravity in our solar system just behind Jupiter and the Sun. It really makes it sound like we're the 'Goliath' in this story but we're also 'David' somehow, the best of both figures barreling down on some poor bastard that stepped into a lions den.
I think Saturn, Uranus and Neptune might disagree with you there
@@Lorkanthalwe have the highest terrestrial gravitational pull.
@barstool9156 so then whyd he include jupiter and the sun if this is about terrestrial gravity
On a complete side note... I was looking at the merch. The 'Princess Twatsparkle' one brought me to tears. It reminded me of my sister who passed from Cancer several years ago. She believed that every women needs to wear a Tiara now and again and to allow themselves to be a princess, if just for a little while. RIP Julie. You were among the best of us and the strongest. I miss you.
May she rest well
I'm so sorry for your loss, I have no words.
GNU Julie
I am sorry for your loss she sounded pretty damned fantastic as a person, and... I think i speak for everyone when i say this.
Fuck Cancer.
Xenos: (attacks Earth)
Humans: B*TCH
"Bitch do that again and I'll drop seven suns on you."
"HEY THE ONLY ONE WHO FUCKS WITH US IS US!!!! FUCK YOOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Humans: THE AUDACITY?!
Never underestimate the homicidal murder monkeys.
Yes
'They made their hulls thiner.'
.... I'm going to need to grab popcorn.
Humanity. No better friend, no worse of an enemy.
Dear xeno's, 2 combatants should be avoided. Marine officers and medical personnel, called doc's, the officers keep things as civilized as possible. The doc is like a little brother and best friend or pet to a very violent group of humans. Even hard looks in their direction can sometimes end violently. Marines love fighting enough as it is. You really don't want to go making things personnel with them
Bored Marines are dangerous Marines. We think flash bangs make for awesome pranks.
Title is America speaking to the rest of the world, especially after WW2
Most American wars have a boat involved even before the great war
@@jrk22233 in most situations it’s best to just leave America alone to play with their toys in their little corner of the map. Definitely don’t poke holes in their boats or knock over their block towers.
@@admiralglenn2323 Also with all the infighting, don't give them a reason to unite.
@@admiralglenn2323 unless you are vietnamise i guess...
@@jrk22233
Sinking of the Lusitania and American supply ships: *America joins WW1*
Attack on pacific fleet: *Joins WW2*
Humanity is just Michael reeves to xenos
Nightmare NIGHTmare NIGHTMARE
What would they think if they saw his videos
@@theangrysocialist6884 "Fucking humans."
@@theangrysocialist6884 Is he their LEADER?!?
"You... you actively drink TOXINS to improve your energy and strengths?!"
"You haven't seen SHIT! I'm the ELON MUSK of bad ideas!"
Armor piercing English.
This is fascinating, we truly can learn from history, in many of these stories the writers of our age, who have yet the world wars in their memory, know how both the peace of Versailles and post ww2 peace impacted the following years. Without the failure of Versailles, would be think the same about our enemies? Would be welcome them into the international comunity as a fellow nation? Or would be punish them as the Entante did in the past?
Alien: *gets caught*
Me: I hope it’s not by the Mar-
Narrator: He got caught by the Marines.
Me: Geneva is gonna be mad.
Edit:
Marine Commander: we’re short on ammo for our weapons, I need 5 volunteers.
Recruit Marine: What for, sir?
Marine Commander: Alright, I need 4 more volunteers to capture enemy weapons... and use their bodies as extra protection.
Geneva: ... bro.
Marine Commander: UCMJ me when we get back.
2nd edit: I am both awed and disappointed Geneva is okay for once.
Geneva is for human on human conflicts
Ain’t gonna lie this some shit chesty puller would say
@@wade8342 pretty sure it would get updated for aliens after .5 seconds of the first interstellar war.
@@jzapien1377 or Dan Daly, mother fucker gave us "come on you sons of bitches do you want to live for ever?"
1 not a war crime the first time
2 we don't know what would violate the convention
a more reasonable answer as to why you don't genocide another species.
it sets a precedent. if war with you results in anihilation. then that means killing your people becomes fair game.
by sparing the enemy. you establish that peace talks can be had. and that resorting to warcrimes is unreasonable and unwise.
Off topic.
Imagine getting paid for space salvage.... If you think about it... Anyone can create ion engines, and ion engines can run on any gasses.
.... So, in theory one could create a space blimp capable of using both the atmosphere, and it's own fuel, hilum to get into space.
Obviously it'll be slow, and the home made space craft would have to be light, and small, but with a decent size Hilum balloon as it's back bone.
Note: weather balloons use hilum as fuel, and they can rise to 60,000 feet to near 150,000 feet.
With some basic modifications it can go higher, and possibly be able to reach low Earth orbit, or even high Earth orbits.
Add some modified Lego robot parts ( legobots, being the programmable kind) as well as some ion engines, and control thrusters.
You could create your own salvage drone.... Or space junk destroyer.
Of course.... It won't be cheap, but it is doable..... Could do it as a fun raiser like team seas, and team trees.
You'd make it another few tens of thousands about 150,000 and stall out. Buoyancy gets you mostly there but stops when there's no longer enough surrounding gas to make you buoyant, you're neutral at that point. Anything above that is a fight between engine output and ever-increasing effective mass of the craft, and you can't carry enough fuel to keep up a 1+:1 lift/weight ratio without using orbital mechanics..... which really just means moving sideways fast enough that the arc of your fall is beyond the edge of the atmosphere.
@@mfree80286 why not use the blimp's gasses for ion fuel?
Also, in space there is also 2 more mechanics at play.
Less friction, and less active gravity.
Get high enough, then both is no longer a issue, and all you need to do after wards is move from west to east.
Earth's rotation should, in theory, have enough gravitational drag on your craft to help speed it up.
.... So, if you spin a styrofoam ball in a tube of water left to right. It should create a vortex wave pattern in the water.
The concept should be similar for planets, and space time.
Space time the water, and Earth is the styrofoam ball. The concept is that as the earth is rotating, it is creating gravitational waves in the process.
The idea would be to ride these waves to higher orbits using ion engines, and control thrusters.
Also, in zero gravity/ zero friction environments you can only build up speed.
So, in other words... Slow, and steady is possible, but isn't looked at as a viable option mainly because it's considered unfeasible.
How ever, consideration, and feasibility is two different things.
I can consider making you a sandwich, but it might not be feasible to do so.
Seeing I'm here, and your there, and you might want a sandwich.
Do you want me to a sandwich?
@@igkslife You're taking the very material that's keeping you in the air and spitting it out the bottom of the craft at an incredible rate... something runs out first, and it's never gravity.
I don't want a sandwich, I want you to take a better physics class.
@@mfree80286 ..... The sandwich bit was added as a joke.... -_-
Question to myself, why do I entertain people who says, "sense it's not proven, it must be wrong."
Or why do I entertain people who won't send me information to combat my claim?
Better yet, why do idiots exists that clearly doesn't understand how science works?
If it's unproven, then it must be proven to be false, or true.
If you can't prove that a unproven technology doesn't work, or does work, then you're not a scientist.
I imagine they learned the phrase “it’s not a warcrime if it’s the first time.” I also imagine they learned the hard way just what happens if you kill the sir, doc, or a machine gunner and just why Marines have the reputation we do.
I was looking to see if someone had already said this. I learn so much from his videos.
Once I heard that the only used lasers I knew what was to come
Ratatatatatata and then brrrrrrrrrrrtttttttt
Mmmmmm USE Untied States of Earth
USE! USE! Yeaahh URF!
That was powerful. I’m in a sleepy mountain town on a work trip from the prairies and seeing the moons corona through the valley clouds being flanked on both sides by the Rockies. This was epic.
Goddamn good story now I have to liberate something might have to play some hoi4 or stelaris
Given what our species did to the other hominid species on our planet before we even had metal, aliens should fear us.
rule 34?
Intergalactic pearl harbor
Most of these storys have Humanity being very culturaly Anglo Saxon, I suppose the folly here is since the wrightings are in English the people wrighting them are likely from Anglo Nations and it is erroneously assumed our culture is in fact Humantys base nature.
The dream we learned to be better or still reaching for the divine. Anglo/Western/Christian and all the philosophies that entails.
It will be when Anglo's are done.
@@jayeisenhardt1337 christianity is uh...quite big you know
ever slightly giant
positively ethiopian and quite rather russian
not to mention the whole being better than yourself is also quite important in budhism aswell as the other abrahamic religions
Man as much as I love these stories, and I REALLY do, these comment sections are GOLD!!!!!
Aliens: HAHAHA pathetic humans
Humans: LOL war-machine go brrrrrrrrrr!
If you want solid bulletd to go true energy shield you need to ionize them or match the Shields energy
How do you know? Last I checked we don't have functional energy shields, and who knows how alien tech would work.
@@233Deadman well its a hypothesis. My hypothesis is the fact that if energy acts like a liquid and if you surround a object with the exact energy it'll act like a liquid drop. I'll be able to be absorbed by the shield but then the objects will have enough kinetic energy to continue true.
He is actually onto something. While it isn't feasible with today's technology, it is possible to make magnetic fields so powerful even non-magnetic materials are effected by it. It would then, in theory, be possible to create an energy shield that would deflect kinetic weapons by simply applying such a powerful magnetic field the round loses all energy
Though, it was noted that the aliens had optimized their shields to deal with plasma weapons, which, in order to work, would already need to have a magnetic field, making them much easier to disrupt and deflect with a shield. This would mean, while their shields were effectively impervious to their own energy weapons, and maybe even able to stop smaller rounds from human ships, the sheer amount of energy required to stop a cannon round being fired from a naval main battery would likely have been too much for the shields to displace, hence the shields being defeated
That's my hypothesis anyways
@@shayminthedoctor9663 hey brother nice to meet you it seems like you and I have the same hypothesis and ideas want to work together?
@@ragnorockcookie2868 Sorry, I'm not really a story writer, I'm more of just a freelance writer who knows a thing or two about science fiction
Ok, slightly clearing the air.
Iron was always too inconsistent to bronze age folks. What we're really talking about is steel when we say iron age. Selective steel welded onto blade edges and such. Springs. Axles. They HAD iron. Cast iron and pig iron will always lose to bronze. Its when you get that tiny balance between iron, steel and cast iron when you get innovation going. The difference is 0.50% to 2.5% carbon by weight. From bendy and stretchy iron to brittle and impossible to work cast iron. They had to learn to burn limestone in the kiln to slag out carbon. With solid fuel smelting its TOO easy to put alloys in there. They had to wick out the carbon. And then the sulfer when they started using coal.
Fuck around. Find out.
And humanity sniffed is own farts after bringing true peace to the universe 🎉
The U.S. Navy alone was established to fight pirates in the Mediterranean. Second founding though, since the Continental Navy was disbanded after the American Revolution due to funding before Thomas Jefferson brought it back during his presidency.
Kinda Cringe. It's like playing Stellaris in Easy mode.
Shoot, this was a good one.
It's only been going on for 30 units....lol. classic humans
That is a 11 to 1 ratio of dead
Imagine if they met Navy Seals lmao
I was in the Marine Corps and met a few different types of spec ops guys in my time. Navy Seals scared the living shit out of me. They are the most ruthless and efficient killers of men on the planet and it fucking shows. I remember thinking “holy shit thank God these guys are on our side.”
@@carsoncasmirri3874 (plot twist) Until they aren't..... (Boss Music begins to play)
I enjoy all of NetNarrator videos
Whoever wrote this believes the Hollywood idea that Marines cuss a lot. They don't. Even in combat. Just a note for future writers. Marines put a LOT of effort into remaining professional.
Until they don't have to. Then they are some of the most unprofessional people out there, and that's a good thing.
It's like how the Army Engineers are complete functional drunks, because if we weren't were going to put a blasting cap on a pressure trigger to blow the legs out from your bunk and find every nut and unscrew it so that your billeting falls down around you for fun. We prank each other with hardware and power tools for fun.
@@redcell9636 agreed on all accounts with that one.
I carried on in spite of the fact that you chose to read in a "Rupert" voice.
Ah, a better version of humanity.
Because this sure as hell isn't us.
I wish we were that good irl
Gary Stu, the species.
Remember this all started on "Boats"
Ru'hak-lie trying to flee via FTL
"You cant fast travel with enemies nearby"
Thank You for the reading
This story is just humanity stroking it's own ego.
That's the point
You do understand what "HFY" actually stands for, don't you son?
@@themarlboromandalorian you now what "stroking its own ego" means son? 😆
Japan back then really thought they were a competeing world power. But they were just spreading themselves thin and when the chihuahua finally bit the tiger their bark couldn't match America's bite
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this is why in the future you need to have kinetic AND energy resistance as protection cause we love throwing spicy rocks out of tubes so if you have no kinetic resistance tough shit mate no matter how unlikely a threat is still a threat