the birds and the bees (literally)

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  • Опубликовано: 18 июн 2024
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    Chapters:
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    0:19 - surprise
    1:09 - insex
    13:12 - peens in the animal kingdom
    36:34 - vagoos in the animal kingdom
    46:04 - outro

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  • @mayahiga
    @mayahiga  Год назад +299

    Offset your carbon footprint on Wren: www.wren.co/start/maya
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    • @RetroKingOG
      @RetroKingOG Год назад +1

      gorgeous as always :)

    • @notchs0son
      @notchs0son Год назад +4

      Bed bugs part made me wanna vomit and die and go cry in a corner.

    • @the_townleys
      @the_townleys Год назад

      Maya it's Anthony & Mikey from Los Santos Is A Driver's Town 🙋 🙋‍♂️ 🤣We Luv Birds Too!!

    • @Octavion114
      @Octavion114 Год назад

      im glad your back dont leave us please lol

    • @desert_druid_xD
      @desert_druid_xD Год назад

      no wonder the bee movie is so horny....but wait does that mean all the bees are adopted?? and just set up as family structures so they can learn

  • @IEnjoySeaMan
    @IEnjoySeaMan Год назад +921

    love that when she says that duck PP is not a PP because it doesn't erect with blood somone in chat said "skill issue"

    • @romxxii
      @romxxii 3 месяца назад

      Most mammals actually rely on a bone to get their boners erect. Google "baculum."

    • @Bexchoklad
      @Bexchoklad 2 месяца назад +11

      @Daathiel yes? where did you think this class was taking place?

  • @jackkelly9048
    @jackkelly9048 4 месяца назад +530

    Snail foreplay is a knife fight and whoever wins gets to top?!
    That's the coolest thing I've ever learned about snails

    • @emilyreames7748
      @emilyreames7748 3 месяца назад +41

      whole new meaning to homoerotic sword fight (I know they're hermaphroditic but it's not Male And Female, so close enough for the joke)

    • @PleasantLeech
      @PleasantLeech 24 дня назад +5

      ​@@emilyreames7748 i mean in a way it is homosexual isn't it? They are the same sex.

  • @beastknight9790
    @beastknight9790 Год назад +3648

    I love how she doesnt overreact in any bad way to the chat. Some teachers should copy that wholesome behaviour

    • @james_subosits
      @james_subosits Год назад +311

      I mean, when it's in real life, you're actually interrupting the teacher, she can just ignore chat and she can keep going and everyone can still hear her

    • @yasmineh.1333
      @yasmineh.1333 Год назад

      You try teaching to a bunch of shitty kids. See how calm and wholesome you'll be lmao.

    • @beastknight9790
      @beastknight9790 Год назад +52

      @@yasmineh.1333 thats why I say that. I couldnt stand this bs too especially coz I hate children. Ppl who can tolerate this deserve the best

    • @yasmineh.1333
      @yasmineh.1333 Год назад +35

      @@beastknight9790 Ah my bad lmao. I certainly don't hate children though. If anything teenagers are far worse

    • @Liwet.
      @Liwet. Год назад +17

      They would if they got paid enough.

  • @ljr1252
    @ljr1252 Год назад +970

    Awesome lesson!
    Small correction though - kangaroos aren't born into the pouch, they are born out of the cloaca and have to climb up the mother and into the pouch while they're in their tiny larva-esque state. It's an insane design concept that frankly should have never survived evolution.

    • @primatous4you156
      @primatous4you156 3 месяца назад +69

      that sounds straight out some sci fi horror shit

    • @sonnywilliams9610
      @sonnywilliams9610 3 месяца назад +51

      Absolutely scathing critique from ljr to God

    • @ivoryas1696
      @ivoryas1696 3 месяца назад +4

      @ljr1252
      Nah, bro. Kangaroo's _are _*_based._*

    • @mccookies3664
      @mccookies3664 3 месяца назад +53

      can’t believe every kangaroo’s first ever experience is a shadow of the colossus type climb up their mom

    • @emilyreames7748
      @emilyreames7748 3 месяца назад +16

      honestly makes me think of genetic fitness - kinda like how sperm thrive in alkaline environments and the vagina is acidic - creating trials before too many resources have been given to the organism to see if it's stong enough to be naturally selected

  • @Sparrowhawk90
    @Sparrowhawk90 Год назад +1523

    I love how chat was asking purposely stupid questions but they ended up actually learning things.

  • @LiterallyNobody0
    @LiterallyNobody0 8 месяцев назад +109

    The chat spam when maya said “A lot of male animals die virgins” took me out 💀

  • @dabluetoad6753
    @dabluetoad6753 Год назад +740

    For those wondering, if a human made a sound proportional to its size that a water boatman made, it would be ~170 decibels, which is roughly the noise created from a rocket lifting off if you’re standing right next to it

    • @blackmage1276
      @blackmage1276 10 месяцев назад

      Omega jerker masterbator professional

    • @fauxrowsdower7610
      @fauxrowsdower7610 10 месяцев назад +182

      i be in my girls ear like [deafening explosion]

    • @kris5465
      @kris5465 6 месяцев назад +34

      > a rocket lifting off
      Fitting.

    • @supershinigami1
      @supershinigami1 3 месяца назад

      women be like *best night of my life*@@fauxrowsdower7610

    • @acrosser8
      @acrosser8 3 месяца назад

      I asked GPT-4 to calculate this and it said "This would correspond to a decibel level of about 142 dB for a human, which is extremely loud-comparable to the sound intensity of a jet engine at close range." (still very loud!)

  • @carolineholmes936
    @carolineholmes936 Год назад +790

    dude i thought this video was going to be about literal birds and literal bees and instead I got an amazing lesson on animal sex and let me just tell you i dont think i could have paid attention better. theres something about the way you talk and teach that is literally so captivating and helpful. so thanks for the random but SUPER COOL information!!!

    • @kyypris
      @kyypris Год назад +11

      dude same 💀💀💀

    • @ieatalgae
      @ieatalgae Год назад +5

      SAMEE

  • @dagster007
    @dagster007 Год назад +1831

    If any of my teachers taught like this, I surely would have retained more knowledge. Huge props to you Maya for making educational material enjoyable!

    • @juusojd
      @juusojd Год назад +53

      We need more noscope edits in the classroom.

    • @DUKE_of_RAMBLE
      @DUKE_of_RAMBLE Год назад +12

      Exactly!
      As I said in my own comment, this and @zefrank1 are the future of teaching! The _sooner_ our education system realizes this, the *_more educated_* our society can and will become! 🤘
      _[in fairness, Ze Frank's _*_has_*_ gotten recognized and he's producing edited cuts now; but I'm hoping those are for sub-Highschool use, as leaving in the "adult" content for 10th Grade and over, is only going to make students want to pay closer attention, if you ask me! (we all already use such language at that age _*_anyways_*_ so who cares!)]_

    • @outlaw42001
      @outlaw42001 Год назад +9

      @@DUKE_of_RAMBLE you can't make kids care though. Its easy to value this type of education/learning in retrospect, incredibly hard to implement to the actual child.

    • @DUKE_of_RAMBLE
      @DUKE_of_RAMBLE Год назад +12

      @@outlaw42001 You can never achieve 100%, in that regard, but this approach is certainly going to get you alot closer!
      It's worth the effort to at least *_see_* of it yields results, no?

    • @DUKE_of_RAMBLE
      @DUKE_of_RAMBLE Год назад +6

      @Dom It's admittedly been a couple decades since I graduated HS, so... maybe classes are more progressive and less reserved about what constitutes as being """inappropriate language not fit for teachers to use"""...? 🤷‍♂️
      Because had students came back and gleefully quoted something their teacher said that they found educational, yet funny, like Maya had used frequently... They'd have either been put on probationary leave, or fired.
      I had a few teachers who were like Maya, but pretty sure they had tenure.
      And it's not that they used boundary pushing language due to job security and not giving a shit. They used it because they were respecting us as young-adults, and knew full-will that WE used that language every single day when amongst friends.
      In other words, they were making class more like a relaxing place amongst friends, than a boring hour with an uptight adult with an authority complex.
      To no surprise, it was the teachers who taught Shop and Auto; however, my Senior year English teacher also was laid-back in terms of language use (heh no pun intended).
      I always sucked in English class (overall I was a C-avg student), but wouldn't you know it... I had a B+ _(or higher?)_ in his class!
      *[/ramble]*

  • @Draggo_
    @Draggo_ Год назад +38

    i looked up copulatory bondage and quickly went off saying i didn't want to see that.
    i then look up copulatory bondage insects forgetting I had arachnaphobia. I also did not want to see that.

    • @DaughterOfHelios
      @DaughterOfHelios 3 месяца назад +2

      I looked it up and immediately got spiders and I didn’t even specify that I wanted spiders

  • @DustinHarms
    @DustinHarms Год назад +219

    Gotta say, this is such a solid education format. One might argue that chat was goofing around but the fact is they stayed engaged. Because the teacher just rolled with it, knew the lingo/culture, and focused on the *getting things learned* and even answered questions that I feel many in-class teachers would discipline. I'm just so impressed. I really, really hope to see more of this format in the future, from many educators.

  • @vif13vf
    @vif13vf Год назад +23

    I watched the first 30 minutes while eating breakfast, and proceeded to tell my colleague all I've learned about animal genitalia

  • @TVBenSifka
    @TVBenSifka Год назад +270

    The reactions from the people off camera are hilarious

  • @TimbrrWolfe
    @TimbrrWolfe Год назад +1421

    Maya is braver than any us marine to go over this topic with her twitch chat tbh

  • @FlanLife
    @FlanLife 8 месяцев назад +68

    "Just like me fr" in the chat whenever Maya talked about magnum animal dong made me lol

  • @draco-mb5lq
    @draco-mb5lq Год назад +100

    Maya seems like she'd be the coolest teacher

    • @moldvox
      @moldvox 6 месяцев назад +3

      Dear Draco, she is the coolest teacher.

  • @geeteejae
    @geeteejae Год назад +228

    The biology nerd in me loved all of this. Maya is solid at teaching and the content/edits were fun!

  • @ZenithTech35
    @ZenithTech35 Год назад +740

    Oh my god, the edits are ON FIRE tonight! Love the Stardew Valley music soooo much as well! I'd love for it to stick around for your educational stuff! It fits surprisingly well! :D

    • @Iceman8723
      @Iceman8723 Год назад

      @@KINGJERMARCUS Shut up and stop spamming

    • @bmpk7473
      @bmpk7473 Год назад +8

      every time i hear it randomly I always think about how he made the music all himself during development also by himself
      guy has a mind for creating a vibe

  • @Combo_Food
    @Combo_Food Год назад +79

    Came for the jokes stayed for the presentation. Glad to learn more about this strange world

  • @taras82
    @taras82 Год назад +274

    I watched this live! Only Maya does content like this. I love it!

    • @Jake-do3ly
      @Jake-do3ly Год назад +12

      The stream was so good

    • @dt-lg2oc
      @dt-lg2oc Год назад

      Only talks about dicks smh

  • @williambrabston3045
    @williambrabston3045 Год назад +80

    Honestly Maya, this was one of the most entertaining things I have ever seen, I was laughing the whole time... AND LEARNING... You should get a tv show.

  • @TechBirb
    @TechBirb Год назад +18

    snails are litterally just london citizens

    • @Victorsandergamer
      @Victorsandergamer Месяц назад

      they have dicks in their necks, and both female and male....?

  • @Danloreee
    @Danloreee Год назад +12

    That one chat member during the platypus segment
    DECOYUSSY OMEGALUL

  • @jelenasusic2914
    @jelenasusic2914 Год назад +35

    Maya I hope you will make more educational videos on animal life. You are a fantastic presenter and are able to keep people engaged naturally, that is a gift that you may seriously want to consider using. Please more lectures!!

  • @Natural_20
    @Natural_20 Год назад +18

    I love learning from someone significantly younger than me. Your passion for the subject is evident, and the format is great in that it takes away all of the unnecessary pomp and circumstance that comes from a classic classroom setting. This is what I wish college was like.

  • @SnailMan63
    @SnailMan63 Год назад +87

    This is a fantastic educational presentation. Brody did amazing on the editing. If all information was this digestible, I think everyone would love learning.

  • @seansiquig
    @seansiquig Год назад +39

    Im so glad Maya came back to streaming, she’s such a positive person on the platform.

  • @dasassygirl
    @dasassygirl Год назад +119

    the stream was really fun and actually super interesting. now that its a video i can make my friends watch it too hehe

  • @saint4985
    @saint4985 Год назад +24

    You seem like a natural at teaching, this is not an easy subject and you made it fun. Thank you!

  • @NorroTaku
    @NorroTaku Год назад +23

    I thought this was gonna be dry
    but it was actually really well paced and super well cut!
    also the comments from chat she Reda out were pretty funny "does he have ethernet there?"

  • @hendrickziegler8487
    @hendrickziegler8487 Год назад +24

    Two weaks ago: "Surely a video about tiny mic interviews can improve a relaxing break?"
    Yesterday: "Could I interest you in a goat walk with a certain headbutt risk to nearby children?"
    Today: "Sex."
    All hail the algorithm

  • @Iamdebug
    @Iamdebug Год назад +14

    This is not a topic I can put up with easily due to my past traumas but Maya's responses to the comments and the education style kept me in it for the whole video. Thanks for sharing so many things I didn't know.

  • @AvengedButUsed
    @AvengedButUsed Год назад +35

    Maya out here teaching us more than school ever could & she takes zero nonsense

  • @Djbunglesbob1
    @Djbunglesbob1 Год назад +12

    Had to restrain and hold back for describing human acts but went into explicit detail for other organisms. Very informative video, although I regret eating dinner while watching

  • @lpfan7101
    @lpfan7101 Год назад +24

    Finally got some time to watch this and all I can say is WOW. Maya something about the way you educate and engage is exceptional and chat being wild adds a touch of hilarity. 10/10 video

  • @thomasafrica9724
    @thomasafrica9724 Год назад +15

    PLEASE do another one of these when you get time Mayo! I had a dumb grin on my face for the whole vid _and_ I learned stuff.
    Also chat you guys are really funny

  • @AllByEar
    @AllByEar Год назад +14

    As a kid i LOVED animals and still retain so much information as a mid-20s year old, but this video was so fun and educational to watch! It has brought some much needed animal kingdom content to my life, and thanks so much for that ❤

  • @Yamakishu
    @Yamakishu Год назад +11

    The music just unleashed an unhealthy barrage of stardew memories unto me and i will be suing

  • @MartyFox
    @MartyFox Год назад +12

    At this rate Maya is going to be Gen Z’s Steve Irwin

  • @anywallsocket
    @anywallsocket Год назад +32

    Animals are insane. It's actually humbling to think how relatively normal we are :)

    • @-Mitra-
      @-Mitra- Год назад +4

      Rather underdeveloped, cuz our brain developed (read "mutated") while bodies remained the most vulnerable in the animal world 😂 Yet, it is our mutated mind that makes us destroying the animal world and the planet 😳

  • @braythesmall4131
    @braythesmall4131 Год назад +8

    i have 2 giant east African giant snails and that shit is traumatic.

  • @KirbeeGaming
    @KirbeeGaming Год назад +13

    genuinely so fun and informative! As a former teacher, I can tell you're a natural educator!

  • @user-tp6ho4un2c
    @user-tp6ho4un2c Год назад +34

    Nice educational vid and was a great stream 😁

  • @dannnnn4
    @dannnnn4 Год назад +10

    stream was amazing, glad its a video!

  • @blackst0nerebellforce73
    @blackst0nerebellforce73 Год назад +11

    Let’s go Mayaaa!! New knowledge always appreciated

  • @imrtwisted9731
    @imrtwisted9731 Год назад +5

    Imagine if when we whacked the stick we made as loud a noise as those water fleas that make music by rubbing their wee wee. Thank god for the fact we don’t.

  • @Rhodair
    @Rhodair 3 месяца назад +3

    whenever I think of bees boinking, what always comes to mind is the scene of Sarah Conner in T2 breaking the key in the door

  • @nyferox5637
    @nyferox5637 Год назад +6

    Seriously one of the funniest and most informative videos I've seen. Really appreciate the work in both the presentation and editing! I'd love for more content like this

  • @syndorian1670
    @syndorian1670 Год назад +24

    This is great, funny and educational at the same time!

  • @sleepyfairie
    @sleepyfairie Год назад +18

    yet another banger of a video !

  • @heavensplitter
    @heavensplitter Год назад +9

    This is actually amazing content, you have great ways of explaining for anyone to understand, I would watch a lot of videos like this for sure.

  • @Fullyautomagic
    @Fullyautomagic Год назад +13

    This is why I like being a human

  • @pillbugm8914
    @pillbugm8914 Год назад +4

    Genuinely good content. I always feel like streams are difficult to sit through but this is educational and entertaining at the same time.

  • @yungemo_
    @yungemo_ Год назад +5

    I love this, and this is the kind of content Id want to make. Amazing stuff as always, Maya

  • @Matt_link0
    @Matt_link0 Год назад +44

    That was honestly awesome, super entertaining, funny 👌
    I wish my teachers would have done such a good job !

  • @villagelanding
    @villagelanding Год назад +3

    this video was awesome. genuinely so informative and entertaining. please keep uploading these streams!!

  • @con_dwt
    @con_dwt Год назад +16

    this is super super interesting and maya made it so fun to learn about

  • @Retrogradez90
    @Retrogradez90 Год назад +6

    one of my favorite videos of Maya ever. I love all things animals and the way you actually taught logically, properly, and you were able to make people laugh is great. Awesome stuff

  • @unnaki
    @unnaki Год назад +7

    Thank you for this stream!

  • @V_J
    @V_J Год назад +9

    Awesome presentation Maya really enjoyed it ❤❤

  • @zaebumafu
    @zaebumafu Год назад +7

    This video was so much info I did not need and am not better off knowing but I had a great time learning regardless, see ya in the next one Maya

  • @Enjun38
    @Enjun38 Год назад +2

    Your work on the internet is so important and thank you so much for doing what you do!!!!!

  • @abbashirkani1570
    @abbashirkani1570 Год назад +11

    The editing is on point in this video👌

  • @CatBarron
    @CatBarron Год назад +2

    Solid presentation, watched it in pieces over the course of my Sunday.

  • @zachparker3000
    @zachparker3000 Год назад +9

    please more longform educational content like this

  • @Coral_skies
    @Coral_skies Год назад +10

    I'm a simple man. I see Maya talking about animals, I like the video.

  • @StarrySumer
    @StarrySumer Год назад

    this was a genuinely fun way to learn and i hope there are more videos/streams that are both educational about animals and entertaining to watch!

  • @JimbotheGymbro
    @JimbotheGymbro Год назад +2

    I needed ur positive energy rn thanks dood

  • @Merlin0216
    @Merlin0216 11 месяцев назад +2

    Amazing Video as always. Love what you do, this world needs more people like you. 👍🏻👍🏻

  • @ewingmunicipaljr6596
    @ewingmunicipaljr6596 Год назад +6

    Great stream. Very informative. Well done

  • @xxrac
    @xxrac Год назад +8

    Chat had me rolling through this video. Learned a lot and got a sixpack from laughing at chat. 10/10 video!

  • @father_mae_i
    @father_mae_i Год назад +13

    I'm so glad this became a RUclips video I was SO SAD I missed the stream 🙌 let's go learning

  • @noahnavarro1008
    @noahnavarro1008 Год назад +12

    The editor is on point

  • @elz1074
    @elz1074 Год назад +12

    I can safely say I've never had so much fun and so much interest in learning like I did with this video

  • @oracleofdelphiii
    @oracleofdelphiii Год назад +1

    this was amazing. please do more videos in this style!!!

  • @TheFaithfulVegan
    @TheFaithfulVegan Год назад +7

    I envy maya so much. So down to earth and so fortunate. Truly one of my idols.

  • @sarahzimmer7819
    @sarahzimmer7819 Год назад +5

    this was such a cool video! i was so entertained and so many interesting facts. thanks maya!

  • @VladKov36
    @VladKov36 Год назад +5

    we're gonna watch this in school this week - thanks maya!

  • @plnkfloydian7814
    @plnkfloydian7814 Год назад +6

    You really do make learning this stuff fun and more interesting, great work 👍

  • @colibri5174
    @colibri5174 Год назад +1

    This is one of the best videos I've seen this year

  • @Chuckclc
    @Chuckclc Год назад +6

    Maya is amazing. And so good at what she does.

  • @cheyannemorgan7240
    @cheyannemorgan7240 Год назад +5

    Maya is a gift that keeps on giving

  • @gooberclown953
    @gooberclown953 Год назад +2

    this was a good watch nice format

  • @Enjun38
    @Enjun38 Год назад +1

    I learned so much. Thank you!

  • @Sleipnirseight
    @Sleipnirseight Год назад +8

    You are an absolute natural as a teacher!

  • @Evermed
    @Evermed Год назад +2

    This is my favorite video you have ever put out.

  • @conlon4332
    @conlon4332 3 месяца назад +1

    I've heard that snakes have two hemipenes because they're using the genes for two back legs that they no longer use. Also, they can alternate which one they use for mating so they can mate again sooner.

  • @pragyasingh2297
    @pragyasingh2297 3 месяца назад

    This is one of the most educational and funniest videos I've ever watched, like this is what made me subscribe lmaooo. Twitch lives seem like so much fun, I'm gonna have to join yall some time!

  • @angeldannyso
    @angeldannyso Год назад +3

    So glad I stumbled upon your channel.

  • @kahayag4780
    @kahayag4780 Год назад +2

    Awesome content! thank you ♥

  • @jamesony
    @jamesony Год назад +3

    Wren was the first RUclipsr sponsor I have watched from beginning to end.... a brilliant initiative. Thanks for sharing it with us Maya.

  • @ucf5e6t8gucjg
    @ucf5e6t8gucjg Год назад +3

    this is so good holy

  • @GrimRawr
    @GrimRawr Год назад +3

    I did learn a lot.

  • @darkhawkwingsgt
    @darkhawkwingsgt Год назад +3

    This was a great presentation!!!

  • @EgaTehPro
    @EgaTehPro Год назад +2

    Very informational, thank you maya

  • @TonyRobetson
    @TonyRobetson 5 месяцев назад

    that was really impressive! hope you do more like this. so much weird variety

  • @koi8440
    @koi8440 Год назад +4

    I WOULDNT MIND ANOTHER VIDEO LIKE THIS ITS SO LAIDBACK AND FOR SOME REASON WHOLESOME?

  • @andreamazzeo4306
    @andreamazzeo4306 Год назад +3

    Great lesson. I'll never use this information, but it's definitely interesting.

  • @DuckWhisperer979
    @DuckWhisperer979 Год назад +2

    big fan of new uploads