Target Lady: Boogie Bulks Up - SNL
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- Опубликовано: 11 авг 2013
- Boogie (Daniel Radcliffe) rips his shirt off to show Target Lady (Kristen Wiig) how he's bulked up, but only catches the eye of Mr. Evenings (Bill Hader) because she's too busy sharing personal information with all the customers. Aired 01/14/12
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“Pull your pants up, I can see your forest!” 😂😂😂
I wanna see your forest 👹😘
@@maximusareilius2262 that's just sick, ppl like you should never be on social media
@@krystalphan8871 i used to sleep with Taylor Swift .
@@maximusareilius2262 Was that the name of your dog?
Drew Welbourn O SHIT GOTTEM
You know its a good accent when you forgot Daniel was even using a fake accent
Aria Jia Was he? XD
only 2 slips I noticed!
Seriously! I'd never seen this episode and I didn't even recognize him right away.
You can hear his real accent when he says Pow
Exactly like I’m surprised he’s using an American accent
Is it odd that is makes me happy to see target lady finding someone that loves her for who she is?
cookiethe kawaiicat Ikr?!
Like if she can, I can.
No there's definetly something very wholesome about those two "weirdos" having each other. Especially since the target lady and dude kind of make you feel bad for them.
There's hope for me yet!!! 😭😭😭
i was very happy about it #targetlove
Wow Radcliffe can do a really good American accent.
Man British guys can do an AMERICAN accent...Henry Cavill, Christian Bale, Watson from Sherlock...I forgot his name
Yeah, he's an actor...
@shkov r2299 lol. Dad jokes.
@Daddy Senpai You are thinking of Martin Freeman 👌
Ya British actor's are just better, that's why they take all the job's in Hollywood
“Er er er er er er er er er. I love beyernce”
LMAO
lol
Lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣
'I have an adult dollhouse and sometimes I use these as bath mats' LMAOO
Lol
Lol I was literally watching that exact monomer as I read it!!
Lies again? Target Marketplace
relatable
It wasn’t funny…
“Boogie, what the hell are you doing besides turning me on?” 😂😂
Sorry is for horses now GIT
*backs away with hotdog in mouth and crazy look *
I watch just for that line
"What the hell are you doing, 'sides turnin' me on?"
"Sorry is for horses."
"Dog collar, hope you have a dog (wink)."
This sketch is full of great lines
Cool Space Kid I didn’t understand the “sorry is for the horses” - was it just not meant to make sense? Lol
Violet people say hey is for horses so it’s just supposed to not make sense or be funny I guess
@@CamilaSaurus it was meant to not make sense. The phrase is “‘hey’ is for horses”
@@kat-ft7uz Ohh! That makes sense - thank you!
@@sydneywilliams4796 I completely forgot about that phrase! Thank you!
"Dog collar? Hope you have a dog. Wink!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Im going to ask her to see tintin" honestly so wholesome I ship it.
Omar Ignacio Silvestrini it is indeed a movie based on an old comic strip
@Omar Ignacio Silvestrini its a pretty dope animated movie made by Spielberg and Peter Jackson. Check it out it's fun.
I love that film!
yep! 😂🤣
bill hader can strike fear into the heart of even target lady.
And a close character break 🤣
_That Daniel Radcliffe should really act in movies, he has the skills_
He should! He's pretty good, so let's see.
@@melaniemagdalene1616 ...you're being sarcastic, right?
@@nyxshadowhawk Yes, captain obvious. Should I whoosh you?
@@melaniemagdalene1616 Sure, if you want.
You do realise he was harry potter, right. He also had a ton of other movies.
"Pull your pants up I can see your forest"
+Mrslucifersqueen Kills me everytime. GENIUS woman, GENIUS
The view is just fine from where I sit.
Mrslucifersqueen that’s why I hate the so-called “happy trail.”
"Fuurrr'st"
Mrslucifersqueen 💀☠🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thumbs up for Daniel with his accent and SURPRISE ATTACK! Hahahahahah 😂😂😂
😂👌
Relle.m totally !!!!!!!!
I always thought we Americans lacked in accents but I guess our lack of an accent is an accent. Lolol
“I can’t. I’m having a funeral for my fish. He was an anchovy named Pizza! IRONIC!!!”😂😂😂
Jokes are fun. Especially when you're proud you get them. We must all receive jokes ASAP!
"Oh you look mad in this picture. It's a match!"
Approved
I love Taran's mad faces in his skits.. kills me everytime
Official RUclips Commentator this part had me on the floor cracking up!! 🤣🤣🤣
lol
Daniel Radcliffe's accent sounds legit!
Until he said "anuhthing". I just heard Pollyanna McIntosh do the same thing tonight on TWD with "everuhthing". LOL
Dorothea Linnaeus HARRY POTTER
That’s the scary part... that he actually sounds like he could be from the Mid west
I loved him as Bilbo Baggins!
" dog collar? hope you have a dog - wink" hahahahaha love her
How do you know she came up with that line. SNL staff collaborate on the skits; like Howard Stern staff collaborate at end of day on future shows.
Skirmisher Jeez lay off a bit she was just saying that she thought it was funny. And also it’s not just about the script it’s also about the execution of the joke and she did it fairly well.
Skirmisher omg chill she was just pointing out a funny line. It’s not like she wrongly assigned the Nobel Joke Prize or something
That genuine distress when the first customer tells her to keep the change. *"I'M NOT ALLOWED!"*
My two favorite people- Daniel Radcliffe and Bill Hader
Lol wasn't expect a mulleted Daniel Radcliffe in this
Emily Del Rey ...With a braid...
Sophia Iain'ttellingyoumylastname nagin
Oh I know! I couldn’t place him until that moment she brought up the horse. “Oh, so that’s the guy from ‘Equus’!”
I almost forgot Daniel is british.
+Heidi Huttunen was just about to say, his accent is insanely good
I rarely hear British people do the American accent.
Markster it makes me uncomfortable
Markster You don't watch "The Walking Dead."
I completely forgot
Yes target lady is strange but it’s cute how she is happy
"I'll use these to clip myself into bed at night, because I have restless legs-AND ARMS!!"
I do too and man that would drive you insane the pain just increases until you move the leg.
Daniel Radcliffe does a good American accent
taxid3rmy boo
I recomend swiss army man, the movie
I didn't even realize that was him.
@taxid3rmy
Harry potter
taxid3rmy he’s Harry Potter
Damn Daniel, Back at it with that fluent accent!
V WW right ??
I worked at target briefly and can confirm that this skit is very accurate. 👍👍
Adeeb Hamad Terrrget rocks!
Bill Hader absolutely nails the portrayal of every Target Store Manager.
How? His sister was my dads assistant and so I’m a fan obviously. But none of this skit was funny.
@@oklahomie8278not a comedy fan eh?
"I'm gonna paint a huge eyeball on this, put it outside my window, and when I have company I'll pull the drapes back and tell everyone a giant is watching us!" XD Target Lady is awesome
I want to be her friend
Why does bill looks like Freddie mercury with that mustache on? Haha
Bill naturally looks oddly like Freddie, just do a side by side and the similarities are huge. Shows how stupid showbusiness is that no one had the idea to cast him as Freddie in Bohemian Rhapsody.
Omg he totally does!
Ah flip now that’s all I see
What are you, blind? That's clearly Bill as Nick Offerman.
He ain’t even gotta try to put the mack on
Wait...
Imagine how funny it would be if Kristen Wiig did a hidden camera show inside of a Target where she actually rang people up while staying in “Target Lady” character the entire time. 😂
Her & the writers could come up with some good jokes/routines ahead of time & she’d have to do a lot of ad libbing but I’d pay to see it! Haha
Yes!!!
I’d watch that show religiously!
I would so be into that show!
But walking away might not be funny. :>)
No.
I love the way she says Target, "TaErGeT!"
Loved Daniel's American accent!
I'm laughing all throughout the skit, but I almost died, like literally can't breathe, at the "I have a funeral for my fish. It's an anchovy named Pizza. Ironic!" part. Hahahahahaha.. I got asthma attack afterwards.
Countrycowboy08 Your comment made me laugh more than the skit 😂
Why the hell aren't my local Targets filled with weird employees like these? I'd go there more often if they did. XD
You can find those at Walmart, but more along the lines of twitching and being covered in scabs.
if there was employees like this at my Local target...i would be scared and not go to target
@@Neitenth eh, most of the employees at my local Walmarts are pretty normal, unfortunately.
@@SummerRoseFox to each their own 🙂
@@MidnightSonnet ummmm...If they seem normal to you...I have some bad news for you, lol.😜😜
Aww I like the sweetness of this. Just be yourself and the right person will notice and appreciate you haha
It's always awkward on SNL when some jokes don't get laughs and it's just a small pause of them waiting for the laughs
It's more awkward in real life.
I love when they break character
I once hit a horse with my smert cerr
The cinematic universe of Target Lady is so hilarious because everybody is equally weird....”Boogie whatchudoin ‘sides turnin’ me on?” I died
The target lady reminds me of Lazy Susan from gravity falls
Crazando anonymous Kristen wig
TERGET!
Targer
Welcome to terget
Smert cer
SMERT KER
Exactly
I love the Target lady, she's one of my favorite SNL characters!
Daniel Radcliffe was wonderful here. You can tell by his personality that he has good comedic chops
Why does she say “welcome to target” when the person has already shopped throughout the entire store?
UrAvgGamer yes question the logic of snl
Sadly I am going to try and answer this .The customer gets first point of contact with a employee of target at the cash register hence the welcome to target from the cashier and..........it's a comedy skit
I work in retail. I’ve had customers complain that they weren’t greeted. We wipe their asses before, during, and after. Love my job.
@@hjeffwallace Wow, such narcissists.
Why was she going to tell everyone there was a giant? Because she can
I almost hit a horse once with my Smart car.
I ended up driving right under it.
It left a brown racing stripe on the hood. I loved it!
Went away with the rain.
marten brilliant line
Does it bother anyone else that she is ringing the items up and putting them back on the conveyer belt instead of the other side of the scanner?
Nope...just psychopaths such as yourself.
Johnny Matthew now that you said it yes
Johnny Matthew I did that as a cashier sometimes.
Johnny Matthew yes actyally
i know. this is setup backwards.
the fact that most of the snl sketches on youtube are from 6 years ago is really wild to me because they're still insanely funny
"YAY! GIFT CERRRD!" lmfaaao
I was her as a cashier. How annoying was I? Very.
lmfao what kind of overreaction?
I got fired for being over enthusiastic with the customer's when i worked at toys r us i miss that job
James Price well you got the last laugh no they’re out of business
@@mananexus only in america
Probably the funniest woman to ever work on SNL. (Yes I have seen all the others as well)
Hear hear
Hear hear
She's so talented with voices and personalities!!!
Except she didn't maintain eye contact with any of the others as they came through the check-out. She was too busy reading all her lines.
She's great. But I love Gilda Radner and Lorraine Newman and Jane Curtain. So awesome!
I love how she just blurts everything out. "Is this for your pasty skin?" 😂 They need more of these. Preferably with Bill Hader and Daniel Radcliffe too. Those 3 just have this really bizarre workplace energy together
“Hot chicken!”
She is the cutest. Just fell in love.
she sounded like a seal singing single ladies!
Skit was a bit weak, but Kristen Wiig always brings it.
I found her anmoying here.
Monica Lawhorn *ANMOYING*
She invented Target Lady.
"You could still get a bowl of glass pebbles for the back of your turlet." So good
I love her gestures😂
They're priceless
Is that Daniel Radcliffe?
TheLucqui I think so
TheLucqui yes
TheLucqui yes
DeadKing66love it
Yeah my thoughts too
"Sorry is for horses" is my new catchphrase.
Still?
"Just give me the card back, you mushroom-haired kook!"
Who told you to put your shirt back on
uh you did
Well I'm watchin you
Teehee I’m the 69th like
AHAHAHAH Daniel should really do comedy -- he's great!
So this is what depression after the war brought Harry to. Dressed like his relative muggles, flashing muffle women, growing weird hair and attempting to watch .........Tintin.
Is that really Daniel Redcliffe?? Lol, I just thought it was some dude who had a similar face to him.
Ermagerd I love Harry Potter tho *muggles* sorry
Emily Wilkinson lol
Wait I thought Daniel was british?
He does a really good American accent
I'm still waiting. What for, exactly?
@@jamesmcinnis208 lol
This sketch was just an excuse for Dan to take off his shirt. And I am here for it.
"Do you wanna know what my second favorite thing to listen to is? ...THIS! *scans*" .... LMAO
Is it bad that I wasn't sure if it was Daniel Radcliffe until he unbuttoned his shirt
SnowKitty same
SnowKitty didn't realize until the last 30 seconds
I felt bad for it too
You've passed your NEWT for Fangirling
Lol it took me a second
If I met someone like the target lady I would think “ well she’s got a lot of personality”! I like weird people. 🤣
Lowkey wanna see more of that relationship
YES PLEASE! TARGET LADY SHOULD HAVE AN HOUR LONG "MOVIE" SPECIAL ON NETFLIX!
No crazy "action/adventure" but just like her USUAL day in the life.. lol meh bbut they'd make it a status quo-inciting incident-etcetcetc
Wander Bear ok i hate both those guys I apologize my enjoyment of a funny character of Kristen Wiig's offends you on some level but idk how you connected Kristen wiig to Larry the lowest iq guy or Kevin mediocre face. so please take your hipster judgemental attitude and keep it to our super cool blog.
*your
+Nico Poulos (Herald of Light) I fucking love this comment. "Kevin mediocre face." 😂😂😂 give 'em hell, Nico!
Nico Poulos and let the whole setting take place at Target and have small scenes getting off from work and coming to work .
Bill hader when he chews in the hotdog haha
I would truly give anything for this to be a full length series
I almost forgot that Daniel Radcliffe was British 🤣🤣
What a professional Kristen Wiig is... Never seen her breaking character even once. Quite an achievement considering she always plays insane characters....
Probably the only time she's broken character was in the sex ed episode of Gilly, at the very end. Trust me, you'll want to see it.
look for...The Californians...in each one of those sketchs she breaks...amazing!!!
The Super Showcase sketch with Maya Rudolph, she can't keep it together at all! It's amazing!
Watch The Hollywood Dish with Scarlett Johansson. Hahaha
She did briefly during her Liza Minneli(sp) skit with Jonah Hill
I'd love to see a Collab with The Target Lady and Lorraine from Mad TV
Holy shit... yes!!
Daniel Peoples lol that would be really good
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daniel Peoples eeeeedeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedeedeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedeeeeeeeedeeeeeeeeedeedeeeeedeeeedeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedeeeeeeeeeeedeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeededeeeeeedeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedededeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedededeeedeeeeeeedeeeedeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexeeeexee👨👨👧👨👨👧👩👩👧👨👨👧😔😔😔😔😔💕😔🎶💕💕🎶💕💕🎶
Stuart would HAVE to be there!
*sees Danny Radcliffe and thinks back to Harry Potter*
*man he just gets hotter and hotter*
Hotter potter
Daniels POW! cracked me up 1:11 😂 and his story about his helicopter cutting his ponytail 😂
It's a match!
Weeelcome to Turrrrget!
00:12 “looks like someone’s trying to beat the winter bLuyEusz”
"wear black and be prepared to get wet" 🤣🤣
Daniel slayed me.
Wander Bear if only Target sold the damn wands~~
Daniel in a mullet! I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER SEE THIS DAY.
Daniel’s accent is FREAKING ME OUT!!!!!
Can’t get enough SNL 😂 it’s like watching my life in it .
My husband comes up with voice and characters on a daily basis hahaha it’s awesome
everything is so expensive
you mean in target ?
Don't go to meijers ... You'll shit your pants.
It would be weird if people talked to me without looking at me
daveisdaregio . What, you got a weird face😂
Found one I had missed! Odd! One of the best!
“I get to sit at circle tables and listen to the hits of today!” xoxo The Clarences
He does a really good american accent
This was the randomest skit ever.
3:17 lmao
"he was an anchovy named pizza *IRONIC!* "
Ok but dang Daniel’s american accent was good
daniel radcliffe is hot!
i love the randomness in these...
"I have restless legs... AND arms!". That killed because I really do suffer from this every night. Now I'll just laugh my way through it with those chip clips. 😳
Same!
This is more of Walmart than Target.
This was so random and so freakishly weird and I loved every second of it :D It literally made me cry of laughter.
kristen wiig is THE BEST!
Renato Rodriguez whoa dude, seriously, you must get a life. It was funny how dumb you were, now its just sad.
"What the hell are you doin?"
"I'm gettin huuuge"
3:31
Lucky! You have to see her from behind 😅😂😅😂