I'm 300 years old. I was around back then and it was more brutal than both world wars, the Vietnam war, and every other war combined and magnified by 300X
I find it hilarious that translator ended up with multiple personalities: normal broken translator, copyright freak, Jehovah's witness and Cambodian nationalist
@@ΡΙΖΟΣΚΡΑΒΒΑΡΙΤΗΣ im 4 months late but what if there’s 2 narrators, and He is one of them, but whenever I is mentioned it’s just He talking in the first person
I can't help but think that this whole video is filled with subliminal messages from Jehova's Witnesses. All the bits about Jesus and study groups must also be their doing.
Definitely. The knife one getting shot was something I did NOT expect Also, I went through the comments to find another comment, but didn't find it. So I stopped searching, and continued the video. Then the battle of the figs happened. I went in the comments, and I kid you not, this was the first comment I saw
Christofer Columbus: Hello Native I am San Salvador. What is this place? Native: You have arrived at Dabergen, a key island in San Juan Batista. A native american settlement. Please, enjoy our fjords and bullfighting arenas.
This is the most insane bad translations of all time: Malawi-Lithuania, Southeast Asia’s massive involvement, The Slave Tribe, Khalid Nut, Criticism against Bill Clinton, and the Battle of the Figs
I can't believe Malawi-Lithuania dissolved on April 20th 1946. Truly being the saddest day in history alongside with the Fig War. Never forget Malawi-Lithuania. You'll live on in our hearts. Fly high son.
He Lore in this video: In 1804, during the Fig War, while He at the funeral of Figarius Green, there was an asassination attempt that failed miserably and the assassin only hit a portrait of Figarius. On October 27th, 1810, He became Florida's ambassador to the United States. On May 28th, 1848, He was dispatched to the Wisconsin Union (30th). On December 29th, 1890, He died of a knee injury. On February 26th, 1984, He joined international forces in Lebanon. She Lore in this video: On July 14th, 1853 She set out for Paris in the port of Urka Japan.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that. It's like "Wow, I knew the United States was capitalist, but I didn't know even its HISTORY is copyrighted!" :P It also kinda reminds me of one of StarvHarv's earlier videos, where he's talking about countries of the world and when he gets to Myanmar, under the country's flag it says "All rights reserved". "Wow, they really take copyright seriously in Myanmar, don't they?"
@@robinchesterfield42 dude there’s copyright over DNA patterns in nature in America for fucks sake. Wanna grow your own seeds from the crops you’ve harvested this year? Sorry, those seeds are copyrighted. You need to buy them fresh. Wanna use spider genes to produce silk in a lab? Make sure it’s not a species that’s copyrighted! Hell, I’m pretty sure the term “tower defense” is still copyrighted I love it here
I was there, at the Battle of Figs. (Don't ask how--time-travel or something.) It was hell. The juice...the juice was EVERYWHERE.. I stepped in something, looked down and realised it was someone's pulp. The seeds...I'll never forget the seeds. They haunt me to this day. (but seriously, this is amazing. Also my new fave country, like everybody else's, is Malawi-Lithuania. Truly one of the empires of all time.)
As a student of U.S. history, and taught history in U.S. public schools, this is perfectly translated. Good job, Google Translate! R.I.P HE, who died of a knee injury. At least HE got better by 1984. Someone needed to join International Forces in Lebanon!
12:02 is not completely a mistranslation. Hamburger Hill refers to Hill 937 in the A Shau Valley, Vietnam, which was attacked by elements of the 101st Airborne Division in 1969 as part of Operation Apache Snow. It was so nicknamed because the strength of the NVA defensive positions made the battle a “meat grinder” for the Airborne by inflicting high casualties-hence, hamburger, which is made from ground beef. 72 Americans were killed and 372 were wounded, with the NVA losing 630 confirmed dead over the seven-day fight.
He: before 535 BC-54 after 54-275 b. between 275-431 b. 1389 11 December 1617-29 December 1890 after 29 December 1890-1893 after 1893-3 September 1914 after 3 September 1914-18 January 1915 b. between 18 January 1915-3 July 1915 8 March 1990-at least 10^106 + 2024 She: b. 1485
Everyone’s talking about the Battle of Figs and the Malawi-Lithuanian Empire, but no one is going to talk about Khalid Nut, who literally saved the United States in 1940
As an American, I was crying with laughter throughout the video! Cambodia and Vietnam somehow appeared multiple times, while the events are somewhat out of order and very much changed! Also, "King Charles V of England" appeared _before_ Charles II? Also, I appreciated how my home city (San Diego) made a cameo from 1:34 to 1:51! Thanks for the video!
Must be cool to be from a city that was founded by a Spanish guy jumping into a forrest from an aeroplane before aeroplanes even existed. That’s some awesome history right there. I can imagine you have a statue of the great Juan Rodriguez Gabriello erected there?
@@freedomforassange, indeed, it is cool! I'm not sure if there is a statue of Juan Rodriguez Gabriello, but I know the perfect place for it: in Balboa Park, alongside the statue of his countryman, El Cid Campeador! Thanks for the comment!
Never knew the United States and Cambodia and Vietnam were so close all the way back then. I'm glad to know how involved Southeast Asia was in the creation of the US 😁👍🏻🇺🇸🇰🇭🇻🇳 ya learn something new every day
The Spanish Truck probably has something to do with the masked train and the blue bus from the china video,and the Fig war probably has something to do with Fig 1 from the china video. Someone needs to make a theory on this.
Poland: Goodbye, Lithuania. It was nice knowing you. I'll always remember our 655 year old friendship... (sheds a tear) You were a good friend. Even if we used to argue about Vilnius.
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I cannot believe the He died by taking an arrow to the knee, I guess he'll no longer be able to be an adventurer
I mean, at this point, His dying is a very abstract concept.
Don't worry, HE survived joining International Forces in Lebanon.
Let me guess, he stole someone's sweetroll.
HE can respawn and recover from injuries at will
HE cant die because of the 12th dimensonial Quantum healing powers,inheritate by HIS mother the galactic goddess
The Battle of Figs has truly changed the course of world history
Indeed.
people still wonder if the war was only a "fig"ment of human imagination
@@akmuchbetter9782 good one
My grandfather was killed in that terrible war. RIP grandpa mulberry.
I'm 300 years old. I was around back then and it was more brutal than both world wars, the Vietnam war, and every other war combined and magnified by 300X
Malawi-Lithuania is truly an empire of all time
Malawithuania
Only HE can beat them...
Their leader is definitely HE himself
The Greatest Empire in Human History, Malawi-Lithuania.
Australia-Hungary’s got nothing on them.
I find it hilarious that translator ended up with multiple personalities: normal broken translator, copyright freak, Jehovah's witness and Cambodian nationalist
What if the "narrator" is actually multipule people? Didn't the video on Chinise history mention something about friends? :O
And a teacher who wants you to study with a group
@@ΡΙΖΟΣΚΡΑΒΒΑΡΙΤΗΣ im 4 months late but what if there’s 2 narrators, and He is one of them, but whenever I is mentioned it’s just He talking in the first person
I'm so glad to learn that the Apostle Paul was still writing in the 1800s. I hope my group will be happy to help me study this!
Can't believe all that commotion was over 27 euros. It really shows how bad inflantion got over time.
Poland-Lithuania step aside, Malawi-Lithuania will conquer the world.
With Czecho-Palau and with Slovakio-Fiji
Hungaro-Mauritania as well
I can't help but think that this whole video is filled with subliminal messages from Jehova's Witnesses. All the bits about Jesus and study groups must also be their doing.
They're in the walls
HE crashed a kingdom hall
Actually they're from Jehova themselves
@@orbrat212*THEY’RE IN THE GODDAMN WALLS!*
I bet they're the one's who found Malawi-Lithuania too
The Battle of the Figs was one of the best edits i have ever seen
Definitely. The knife one getting shot was something I did NOT expect
Also, I went through the comments to find another comment, but didn't find it. So I stopped searching, and continued the video. Then the battle of the figs happened. I went in the comments, and I kid you not, this was the first comment I saw
well now we know we should not mess with figs. If we do not die to their weapons, we will die from laughter.
For real
Its really!!!
Its real!!!!!!!
Malawi-Lithuania mentioned, rahhhh 🦅🦅🎆
What the fuck is a country ‼️‼️🦅🦅🇱🇹🇲🇼🇱🇹🇲🇼
I feel like the fact that New England is actually Southeast Asia in disguise is something we should really be taught in school.
Bro is going to get sued for 4 ba-jillion dollars for all this copy right infringement
Oh, it's okay, it's been 95 years
I am just imagining how many countries will sue him
@@TheOne_6 tell that to Disney
@@coleagnew691 i might actually try to do that
@@TheOne_6Don't.
Columbus discovered Cambodia
San Salvador*
actually the norse discovered cambodia first ☝🤓
Nooo not comblumbulmbus
Christofer Columbus: Hello Native I am San Salvador. What is this place?
Native: You have arrived at Dabergen, a key island in San Juan Batista. A native american settlement. Please, enjoy our fjords and bullfighting arenas.
Welp, they say not to step on any butterflies if you time travel...
@@samuellennon1984 I think Starv Harv stepped on a whole flock of primates with this video lol.
Exactly Part Of Cambodia Only
But USA Will Own Tomorrow
The fact that Cambodia, Vietnam and even Laos was mentioned more than the USA itself is crazy, truly the indochinese dreamteam
draos wif hlobg drangt weix lumz laos lol hmongb.
@@埊 yes
he was born in:
Spain
Ottoman Empire
A Colony owned by Los Angeles
And Florida! Don't forget about Florida!
@@crazyluigi6664 Lithuania too!!
Bulgaria too as I can remember
@@BetelgeuseTheStarrno, his name is Bulgarian (nobody knows how to interpret this)
This is the most insane bad translations of all time: Malawi-Lithuania, Southeast Asia’s massive involvement, The Slave Tribe, Khalid Nut, Criticism against Bill Clinton, and the Battle of the Figs
3:05 don‘t forget Anglo-dutch World war 3
13:16 Islamic republic of Cuba XD
5:01 Don´t forget about the renaming of the New Republic of Laos of the Lao People´s Republic to Vermont XD 8O 8=D
HE dies more times than a Dark Souls player.
Well that tend to happen when you really drag out the game, while taking on various challenges.
Still lesser than an average touhou player
oh my god, they killed he! you bastards!
The battle of the figs was tragic. Many figs were lost. A moment of silence for all the figs that died in this battle😔
I don't give a fig, personally.
7:57 I don't feel sad anymore, I know He'll come back
Indeed, He usually comes back!
After all, he's invincible!
Just like Afton says and does it: "I always come back."
Yeah, he always respawns.
I can't believe Malawi-Lithuania dissolved on April 20th 1946. Truly being the saddest day in history alongside with the Fig War.
Never forget Malawi-Lithuania. You'll live on in our hearts. Fly high son.
My fellow Americans: turns out we're all Cambodian.
Except New Englanders, who are Vietnamese
HE used to be an adventurer like SHE, then HE took an arrow in the knee
Why do i know where exactly this is from
@@ambunt Elder Scrolls
Khalid Nut, welcome to the pantheon of unexplained godlike beings randomly popping out through history
Khalt Nud was his brother.,
Why does Khalid Nut look like the dude who says random stuff and can't play a guitar properly?
Bromax, the titans, the threat and Khalid Nut along with He, She and Justin Matt (me)
Your group will be happy to help you study!
Why is it important to have a balancing study of the Holy Ghost?
Malawi was destroyed 😔
Jehova‘s Witness in your congregation will be happy to help you in your education!
2:08 Ah yes Walawi-Lithuania, truly one of the greatest nations of all time. Edit:fuck, I meant Malawi.
Walawi
Ah yes, Walawi, the evil purple counterpart to Malawi.
@@InverPrincessYou mean iwalaM?
Oh right! I saw that old polish artifacts were found in freaking Laos.
Walawala Washington, a real name of a real place.
I only know of it due to bigfoot lore.
It is a fun thing to say.
"Walawala Washington"
Malawi-Lithuania has got to be the most cursed country I've ever heard of :D
Time traveler: Moves a chair
The timeline:
Remember, garfield is a real president, he is the great Great grandfather of the creator of garfield, Garfield.
Sure why not
RIP Helen, she was the one who agreed with Germany's actions in Greece in 1941.
I can't belive you would joke about the battle of figs like that, my grandfather was turned into a cookie during that fight
Tasty
That fully animated fig war got a like and subscribe from me
Was literally just checking your channel last night to see if I missed a new badly translated history.
What's your pfp from?
@@solsolsolomon it’s a vtuber model that I use. A premade one, can’t remember where I bought it
The battle of figs bro.
This is the best work yet, we need to feed the algorithm for this video
He Lore in this video:
In 1804, during the Fig War, while He at the funeral of Figarius Green, there was an asassination attempt that failed miserably and the assassin only hit a portrait of Figarius.
On October 27th, 1810, He became Florida's ambassador to the United States.
On May 28th, 1848, He was dispatched to the Wisconsin Union (30th).
On December 29th, 1890, He died of a knee injury.
On February 26th, 1984, He joined international forces in Lebanon.
She Lore in this video:
On July 14th, 1853 She set out for Paris in the port of Urka Japan.
What about the You lore in this video?
Let us not forget about the great Malawian-Lithuanian Hussars that saved Kinshasa from the Zulu invasion in 1683
The sheer number of copyright symbols is somehow extremely on-brand...
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that. It's like "Wow, I knew the United States was capitalist, but I didn't know even its HISTORY is copyrighted!" :P
It also kinda reminds me of one of StarvHarv's earlier videos, where he's talking about countries of the world and when he gets to Myanmar, under the country's flag it says "All rights reserved". "Wow, they really take copyright seriously in Myanmar, don't they?"
@@robinchesterfield42 dude there’s copyright over DNA patterns in nature in America for fucks sake. Wanna grow your own seeds from the crops you’ve harvested this year? Sorry, those seeds are copyrighted. You need to buy them fresh.
Wanna use spider genes to produce silk in a lab? Make sure it’s not a species that’s copyrighted!
Hell, I’m pretty sure the term “tower defense” is still copyrighted
I love it here
I can't believe that Vietnam-Massachusetts would expel Fogl!
Yes i cant wait to see what HE gets up to in this one
I wasn't expecting the "battle of figs" to be a whole thing but it reminded me of some old stick figure flash animations and stuff haha😂
Battle of Figs
The War of the Figs cutscene was something needed but not deserved by our mortal kind
I was there, at the Battle of Figs. (Don't ask how--time-travel or something.)
It was hell.
The juice...the juice was EVERYWHERE.. I stepped in something, looked down and realised it was someone's pulp. The seeds...I'll never forget the seeds. They haunt me to this day.
(but seriously, this is amazing. Also my new fave country, like everybody else's, is Malawi-Lithuania. Truly one of the empires of all time.)
As a student of U.S. history, and taught history in U.S. public schools, this is perfectly translated. Good job, Google Translate!
R.I.P HE, who died of a knee injury.
At least HE got better by 1984. Someone needed to join International Forces in Lebanon!
5:45 epic montage
you know what track that is? I can't seem to find it
@@EnclaveEmilythe description of the video has all the songs used
The song is called "Dragon Castle"@@EnclaveEmily
Fig warfare
Maybe We Can Make HOI4 Mod
7:45 We need to discuss the lore gap between He and She. It’s unequal!
Cambodia really shaped the USA to be the country it is today, they don't get enough recognition also RIP to the victims of the Fig war
9:24 There wasnt any mistranslation James Garfield was the 20th president of the united states lol
and the west indies purchase from denmark in 1917 was also a real thing (although the date seems to be incorrect)
@@treslinguaesacraethe wording implies that it’s all of the West Indies, not just the danish West Indies
yes, but since it just says "garfield", we are inclined to believe it is the cat
@@mizukittyakinyama
No, presidents are often referred to by just their family names, such as Presidents Clinton, Obama, Trump, & Biden
Buzz Aldrin, or rather Best Aldrin, was indeed the bestest boy ❤
Isn't he still alive?
@@charliekahn4205Hence why he's best... He can hold unto his life until today.
12:02 is not completely a mistranslation. Hamburger Hill refers to Hill 937 in the A Shau Valley, Vietnam, which was attacked by elements of the 101st Airborne Division in 1969 as part of Operation Apache Snow. It was so nicknamed because the strength of the NVA defensive positions made the battle a “meat grinder” for the Airborne by inflicting high casualties-hence, hamburger, which is made from ground beef. 72 Americans were killed and 372 were wounded, with the NVA losing 630 confirmed dead over the seven-day fight.
He:
before 535 BC-54
after 54-275
b. between 275-431
b. 1389
11 December 1617-29 December 1890
after 29 December 1890-1893
after 1893-3 September 1914
after 3 September 1914-18 January 1915
b. between 18 January 1915-3 July 1915
8 March 1990-at least 10^106 + 2024
She:
b. 1485
She has shown up before as President of the Philippines
@@zach2382 That was after 1485. She has never been said to have died, thus it can be assumed that it is the same life
Japan with the ICBM really had me on the floor
I looked away twice on accident. Both times led into weird fig content and i was insanely confused
That picture of king Charles ii is at my local art museum
It's a shame that he was occupied by Britain and America
Cambodia sure has it's pulse in U.S. history . I guess we all slept on that part in studying U.S. geo-political events.
*JEHOVAH’S WITNESS IN YOUR CONGREGATION WILL BE HAPPY TO HELP WITH YOUR EDUCATION*
That actually sounds like something I would hear from a Jehovah’s Witness 😂
As an American, I can confirm there was a Battle of Figs. It was an important topic we had to cover in our American history classes.
The legend hath returned
Glad to see HE has returned (somehow) as a Floridian ambassador!
Sounds exactly like what we learned in school
This might genuinely be one of the funniest videos I have ever watched in my life
I have a suggestion for the next video: History of the Eurovision Song Contest with Bad Translations!
Everyone’s talking about the Battle of Figs and the Malawi-Lithuanian Empire, but no one is going to talk about Khalid Nut, who literally saved the United States in 1940
Sorry, I mean April 1941
Thanks for making another one of these. They’re always great.
Nobody is talking about why it is important to have a balancing study of the holy ghost. We need answers
Don't worry. Jehovah's Witness in your congregation will send you a group who will be happy to help you study! 😊🙏
As an American, I was crying with laughter throughout the video! Cambodia and Vietnam somehow appeared multiple times, while the events are somewhat out of order and very much changed! Also, "King Charles V of England" appeared _before_ Charles II?
Also, I appreciated how my home city (San Diego) made a cameo from 1:34 to 1:51!
Thanks for the video!
Must be cool to be from a city that was founded by a Spanish guy jumping into a forrest from an aeroplane before aeroplanes even existed. That’s some awesome history right there. I can imagine you have a statue of the great Juan Rodriguez Gabriello erected there?
@@freedomforassange, indeed, it is cool!
I'm not sure if there is a statue of Juan Rodriguez Gabriello, but I know the perfect place for it: in Balboa Park, alongside the statue of his countryman, El Cid Campeador!
Thanks for the comment!
@@Hand-in-Shot_Productions No problem!
No president will ever surpass Pollock
And after all these years, your group will still be happy to help you study.
2:29 just wanna say I love that you chose to represent "Queen" with the band, fits very well
The battle of figs was really well done!
The Battle of Figs should be its own movie
HE being a Florida Man explains so much of human history, tbh
Never knew the United States and Cambodia and Vietnam were so close all the way back then. I'm glad to know how involved Southeast Asia was in the creation of the US 😁👍🏻🇺🇸🇰🇭🇻🇳 ya learn something new every day
Never forget Laos being recognized as Vermont.
6:25 *HE* is Florida Man confirmed!
As a Croat, I can confirm I do live in the Valley
Some recommendations for other histories to badly translate:
Ancient Egyptian History
Chinese History
British History
中文将有多错误。
10:11 I mean, considering all the Germanophobia that was rampant in the US during World War I, that's basically what happened.
HELL YEAH BROTHER. FINALLY A VIDEO ABOUT SOME CHEESEBURGER FREEDOM
*Insert bald eagle firing a machine gun here*
As a Greek, I'd like to thank our friends from Malawi Lithuania for this new calendar. 👏🏻
A moment of silence for Figarius Green...
Japan pulled an Uno Reserve Card in this timeline
This sounds like a game of civilization in a nutshell
5:35 "Yep, that definitely is a river!" - the EU
Can’t believe the Cambodian War of Independence against America had such rich history! Thanks, I’m gonna ace my history test tomorrow! /j
I didn't know that aircraft's and parachutes existed hundreds of years ago
As a proud American I can say this history is possibly better than the real history
1:47 The smacking sound effect always gets me XD
Edit: Love the references to older videos, like the witch doctor guy at 6:30 and Foggle at 12:13!
my grandpa died at the battle of the figs, miss him every day
More videos like this please, I absolutely died laughing!
Also at 7:00 you missed a chance to use the Obama giving Obama medal meme.
The Spanish Truck probably has something to do with the masked train and the blue bus from the china video,and the Fig war probably has something to do with Fig 1 from the china video. Someone needs to make a theory on this.
This video is actually genuinely underated ❤😂🎉.
Lithuania: Friendship ended with Poland now Malawi is my best friend🇱🇹🇲🇼
Poland: Goodbye, Lithuania. It was nice knowing you. I'll always remember our 655 year old friendship... (sheds a tear) You were a good friend. Even if we used to argue about Vilnius.
Your group will be happy to help you study.
It's so fitting that HE became ambassador of Florida. We always suspected it but now we are sure: HE is Florida Man!
One minute in and you already did it to us
A moment of silence for Him, Figarius Green, Mount Sinai and Malawi 🙏
Your group will be happy to help you study 🙏
we need some more fig war lore
Rip Malawi-Lithuania
Sometime in the late 1400s - April 20 1946
The battle of figs was really fun!
StarvHarv will be happy to help you study. All these educational videos teach us something new about world history.
WOO Saskatchewan! Let’s GOOOOO! It’s about time we were recognized- wait, why are we being brought up in American history?