MOTHER SIMULATOR
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- Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
- Ever wanted to know what it’s like to be a mother? Well now’s your chance in this epic new simulator!
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"Just because I'm physically repulsed by picking up my own baby does not mean I'm a bad mom"
- Markiplier 2018
It's true though lol, babies can be gross. As long as you still take care of them, everything is fine😂
I think Postpartum Depression makes this a lot more common
I was laughing too hard lol
which is wrong
@@Exyllr Not really, you can be physically repulsed by picking up a baby with a dirty diaper or a messy face of food mush. As long as you still make sure the baby is cared for, it's not truly being a bad mom. Like, am I a bad aunt for not wanting to smell my nieces' poop? I still keep watch over them and make sure they don't get hurt. Technically they're toddlers, almost young children.
Mark: "OH GOD WHY DID THE CONDOM HAVE TO BREAK"
That one got me
What's hilarious to me is that the father is never present to help with parenting but he's always there to lift the toilet seat
Exactly what I thought 😂
But the game is a TV show k
@@keo1758 You ruined the joke
Hi I wanna tell you Jesus Loves You So Much He Gave His Life for our sins so we can be forgiven from sin and Go To Heaven! Gods Love For Us Is Unconditonal
That is the lesson of the game!
And wash your hands after going to the toilet, before you eat.(re: food poisoning)
I feel like Mark's mom would be rolling her eyes through this whole endeavor
I...uuuu..I love what you think but I don’t want too say something bad but I don’t think that that’s the only way I cannot say it’s bad UvvU X3 but I know what I’m actually thinking X3
Sophia Tavarez i just had a stroke attempting to read that
Sophiaffbfrqw
Tavarez
Endeavor-
Endeavor?
*”It’s not clean, it’s not fun, but it has to be done”*
-*Mark F. 2018*
Did you forget how to spell his last name?
@@jw5386 yeah, do you even know what an initial is?
@@youareoneant yes I just meant that maybe they only used an initial because they forgot how to spell it
Those are 3 words that I live by😌
ah yes, the great *Mark F. 2018*
I have never laughed so hard.
Especially when he kept picking up the baby
Coolnerdy girl it's funnier when he made the baby rag doll
Same i like when he throw the baby in the window
Coolnerdy girl ikr
I almost died of laughter, I couldn't breath
Alexa Turner youre very cute in your pic 😍
"I've only been a mother for about 30 minutes and I'm already extremely extremely done"
-Markiplier 2018
How my mom felt about me. I was and still am a pain in the ass. 😂
Gracefulkitten LLLOOOOLLL!!!!!
BubbleBerryBop78 me too after a while of being called a bad kid I started doing stuff on purpose 😂😂
Yus Just Yus oWo
It's cold enough that the floor is literally frozen and yet the baby is sitting in a cot wearing nothing but a diaper.
*10/10 parenting*
busted
LMAO 😭
Mark: Hello everybody today I am playing Mother Simulator
*20 mins later*
Mark: I have lost the baby
Omg 😂
God damnit mark
Moonster Lupin classic Mark lol
marks gunna be the best dad ever
i bet you my channel :-D with no vids and one sub lol
🐕💨
22: 26
*Mark making a disgusted noise*
“Just because I’m physically repulsed from picking up my own baby does not mean I’m a bad mother”
I’M DEAD😂😂
Her said 'Mom' not "Mothe" BTW
He's Mother Material ;-; totally
Anni Merc ye that made me laugh so hard Lol
Anni Mer
Anni Merc frendis🤔
I died when he tried to throw the baby oot the window and.... *THE BABY STARTED ACTING DEMONIC*
Heidi Vinson time stamp?
@@shazziec3610 if i were you ill just watch till the end
He was mad and became a demon
*ＴＨＥ ＢＡＢＹ'Ｓ ＧＯＮＥ*
*ＦＵＣＫＩＮＧ ＮＵＣＬＥＡＲ*
13:08
I can just see Amy going about her day and randomly hearing "HEY, its tough being a mother!"
🤣
Baby: *cries*
Momiplier: *DISGUSTED* TF DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME KID?!?!
Wait why would momiplier say that? She's like, the best
Momipler is Mark's mom.
@@thatonegirl5220 they are talking about ma rk
@@seans.silly.little.life. as a m om
OOF😂😂😂😑😑
I just can't with Mark being scared everytime he accidently pick ups the baby xD
Lol
Mark:NO PUT THE BABY DOWN
* Picks Up Baby *
Mark: PUT THE BABY DOWN
* Picks Up Baby again *
Mark: PUT THE BABY DOOOOOOOOWN
I was DYING
🤣🤣🤣🤣
14:27
Jumps scare baby!! Lol 😂
21:36
Put the baby DOOOOOWN!!!!
Timestamp
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying
it's like put the cookie down put the cookie down now
@@FullmetalDabi thanks
I feel like if Mark were to have a kid and someone asked if he was ready he would respond with
"I played Mother Simulator, I think I'm well prepared."
Mark: Accidentally picks up the robo-baby
Mark: *Almost pukes*
OW! This comment made me laugh and I was drinking my milkshake.
@cat GIRL Why must you say that?
As a mother of 3, I can tell you the realest parts of this were Mark screaming "Where is your father?!" And the baby throwing everything you hand it as soon as you give it to them...😂
agreed 100%
with Tiffany
Tiffani Bolstad sorry I spelled it wrong g first
Ivana Dostoyevsky You clearly do, since you cared enough to comment.
Marissa Foster that's okay, everyone does lol
*mark dances with baby*
*drops baby out the window*
*walks away like nothing happened*
Thats a fake heart you have right there
"Now I get it, I'm not supposed to beat the baby."
Thats going in the quote book.
Mark getting jumpscared by his own baby is hilarious 😂
imanasaurus rex It is, I lost it every time he got jump scared!
I laughed so much when it glitches and he couldn't put the baby down
Why did that condom have to break...?!"
_Mark F. 2018
Mackoì Gaming Bruh😂😂💀!
Feels bad
Why...why, IS THIS SO FUNNY! XD
That damn thing broke-_-
you need a more reliable condom
*"I wasn't ready for the sassy baby"*
i laughed so much on this sentence hahahahahahaha
BluShadowAthena AJ Markiplier 2018
13:23 "Oh come on! It's tough being a mother.... aaaand blam in your mouth. Nothing wrong with that is there? Nothing wrong at all. Oh yeah baby, that's good *WHAP* Well you hit yourself in your face." That entire thing out of context had me rolliing!
Mark is going to make the best Mom one day.
"I have to poop"
"Blue duck wheres the blue duck"
"Nooooo, put down the baby"
Yea that's about what I was thinking 😂
@@TheMucusMan i was thinking more along the lines of
mark - i need to poop
*puts baby in toilet and takes a poop*
I normily dont find "poop" amusing but more immature, but I was dying when he said "NOOOO MY POOP!" ( 19:23 )
Same here.
*immediately prepared for multiple dead babies*
I though the first task was “eat the baby” not “meet the baby”
Gonna Boil some Baby's or something
The best way to cook a baby is to deepfry it
Lol
O.o
Meet DaBaby
*puts baby in the toilet*
*shits on baby*
*gets minus points*
Mark: " _Oh I'm sorry I didn't put the seat down that's what' wrong about this equation_ "
I freaking died...xD
Wife: Honey can you put the baby in the crib?
Markiplier: Okay
Wife: Thank you
Markiplier: *in background* KOBE *yeets baby into crib*
Mark, leave motherhood to Amy. XD
How about Mark put the baby in the toilet.
@@FligonUser598 Oh boy! XD
Mark: KOBE!🗣️🙌👶🏻. BABY: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (CRASH) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
wow
"I wasn't ready for the sassy baby"-Mark 2018
To be honest, who WAS ready for the sassy baby?
GlueCan I sure wasn't
Mark: says literally anything
The comments: *it's free real estate*
Accurate. Comments these days are low effort.
Honestly though lmao
It's free realastate
especially if it sounds gay out of context
@@absterasgard1528 fr
"I don't know why we would live in earthquake central!"
...Mark, you live in Los Angeles. You live in earthquake central.
Gianna how do you like this youtuber he is more trash then Logan Paul you got bad tastes
Ymir Reiss I like his content and I think he's funny. It's okay if you don't like him. I don't understand why you're in the comments on the video if you don't like him, though.
Ymir Reiss how is Markiplier trash...he actually cares for his fans and is such a funny person!Now get the frick off this channel if you don't like him.
Ymir Reiss Hmm, I don’t recall Mark filming a dead body and monetizing on another humans suicide. What I do remember is Mark does massive amounts of work for charity for suicide prevention and awareness. But yeah, Mark is “more trash” than Logan “I’d do anything for attention” Paul.
Ymir Reiss get out of here...Mark has done nothing of the sort to compare to Logan Paul
"DOES THAT MEAN I HAVE TO EAT" - Mark
"Now You Also Need to Eat ." - Game
"BUT WHYYYYYYY?" - Mark
Thanks game for a quick answer....
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@@ellie51010 im sorry but did you have a mild stroke??
I am a beautiful person who is the best for you to be a good day doing what you doing today my love you too much for the first time in the morning and 6:08 6:09 6:12 6:12 6:12 6:12 6:13 6:13 6:13 6:13 6:13 6:13 6:14 6:14 6:14
I was laughing so hard I gagged when the baby jumpscared Mark. It’s basically 11PM and everyone else is sleeping.
Same here except for my dad he's being a butt and watching TV
14:26
@@laylathelpsqueen65 yup!
i was laughing so hard when mark said "Why Did The Condom have to Brake"
break
*Just because I'm physically repulsed by my baby doesn't make me a bad mother* - Mark
A Man Of Culture "by picking up my baby"...
*Uhm. No. It’s*::: - Mark, 2018
laughed too hard at the baby in the window
Same! XD
SimplyOna,
YES XDXD
ME TOO LOL
And Mark's reaction to it.
for me it was the jumpscare
I am 24 weeks pregnant and regret everything now because of this.
Don't rethink anything because you will actually have material instincts also carry your baby whilst making it food also remember that the human body can live without food for 3 weeks but not water also that doesn't apply to children
It's both worse, and better, than this... what Mark didn't experience (because of the game after all,) is the soft part of being mom. The little moments when your child looks up at you with perfect love. ❤
@@adventuresofrandomness 'material instincts'
Oof! Btw, how did it turn out?
Me, 24 weeks, seeing this comment: oh.
“kobe” hits a bit differently now
Right 😭
Oh... OH
Not as hard as he hit the ground
@@joemattingly3610 IM DONE
shut up
Poor Mark
He wasn’t ready for the responsibility of being a tv show mother
Still I’m ready for the next episode of motherplier’s manor
MillAshi Draws YES
Marshmallow Lemon WE ALL WANT IT!
My favorite part was when the baby got stuck inside the window and he said NOPE
girly gamer
Imagine the lights going out and coming back on and the baby is just gone.
Thomas Strauss i would have ran if that would of happened
girly gamer
It wouldn't have been too out of place, what with Mark seemingly unable to put it down. Just turns into a horror game.
Thomas Strauss lol
girly gamer it is really funny!
OMG when the baby got stuck in the window and was twitching like a demon I started laughing so hard I began to choke on the candy I was eating.
PikachuJackskeling94 I couldn't stop laughing. I laughed until I literally cried.
Hi pikachujackskeling94
I am a youtuber
Same I couldnt stop laughing deamom baby
Lol😂💀.
Anyone else watching this hearing Mark yell "Kobe" in 2020? Cus oof that shit makes me sad
I was literally looking for a comment on that. and I have found it.
Yup rest in peace kobe
Rip kobe
who was Kobe? I am new
@@olivia8025 a basketball player that died in. A plan crash with his daughter
*N000OAAAAOOO000!*
*I DIDN'T PUT IT DOWN*
*PUT DOWN-*
*PUT DOWN THE BABY*
*PUT THE BABY DOWN!*
This is the police, put the baby down
Chocolatex Chocobun I love your profile pic!
You know, you don't need a computer to play this game for yourself, but you need a co-op partner and it takes about nine months to install.
Firock Finion clever
Firock Finion Too bad you cant quit. You need to nolife it for few years.
If you wanna quit you gotta hand the game off to someone else or shut down your computer, although that erases everything on your computer.
I wonder what DLC it has lmao
Literally years worth of game play.
I love how you freak out were you put the baby down and it makes you hold the baby. And when you lagh
"It seems your robot-kid made pee"
Hmmmm? Turns out it's Lemonade!!
I wasn't expecting to get jumpscared in a video like this. .-.
Alexandre Giaccheri
Wait where?
Where?
waitwha
When?
im guessing when he kept on picking up the baby?😂
I almost spat out my noodles when the baby made a sound and you responded with "WTF DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME KID!?!?!"
lmao
Momiplier
NOW IM AS STRONG AS A BAAARGE yep his mom a he would girliplier
NOW IM AS STRONG AS A BAAARGE OMG YES
She would be so proud
Correction: Mumiplier X, Mumiplier (marks mom) would be so proud 😊
Momiplier has a nice shirt.
The jumpscares actually scared me-and then I started laughing uncontrolably like a psychopath xD
me- "I don't want kids"
my mum-"WHAT WHY"
me- *shows her this video*
Mother: * yeets out window*
Lol what she say
laughs at British joke
Mom:that makes sense...
Loll😂😂😂😂😂
It got to the point where picking up the baby didn't scare me, just burst out laughing.
So true
Can I get "it's not clean, it's not fun, but it has to be done" on a tee shirt?
Olivia D'Angelo XD lol order one for me too
This is the most accurate statement for mom life.
And now if Mark and Amy ever discuss having kids, Amy can look at this video and go “no”
“Time to get the bread off the poopy floor”
Hmm I wonder why he has food poisoning...
What a freaking mood!!!!!!
OMG XDXDXD
“Why did the condom have to break??”
Significant Not Your Type i died when he said that
Significant Not Your Type lmao
Lol
Why?!
Lol
Ok, who agrees of seeing this animated? X3
Jorn Nightmane, 100%
This is almost definitely going to be animated by somebody. If not, I'm going to be sorely disappointed. X3
Jorn Nightmane I just commented that
1,000,000,000,000,000,000% plz make this thing
Jorn Nightmane lol lix would be awesome for doing an animation version of this
"It's like a goddamn Slip-n-Slide in here"
Mark: Oh it's a show! :D
Wilford: *breaks door down* DID SOMEONE SAY SHOW
*Bim Trimmer breaks another door down*
DID SOMEONE SAY SHOW AGAIN?
Bill Cosby: BABIES AND A SHOW?!
Did someone say STAGE?!
☆Mettaton☆
I don't get it.😞
It's related to Mark's Imaginary alter egos. You'd have to be caught up on a lot of his content to fully understand. It's just...not something that can be properly explained. XD
**Is repulsed by physically touching her own baby**
Best mother ever!!!
Holy cap that moment when Mark threw the baby into the window and it started glitching. I shouldn’t be laughing. Why am I laughing?
That One Random Gamer that baby will be thrown over board sailing the seven seas
This video came out 2 months after my twins were born but I'm glad I'm watching it for the first time now. I'm halfway through the video right now and its funny and shows somewhat into what it's like to be a mom. I've gotta say that I like that you can make points from shooting the diapers into the trash can. It's the little wins that kept my sanity in tact for the first year lol.
I just love that Mark can make any game even more funny than it already is.
Twentyønepiløts Løver i found the clique ((: |-/
So, hilarious story, I've been sick so my husband is taking care of the baby while I rest. This morning when I awoke I found out my husband and our daughter had quite the adventure while I was unconscious:
1- For some reason he didn't notice she had figured out how to get in the diaper pail
2- Apparently while he wasn't paying attention she removed poop diaper and smeared the poop all over herself and the floor, and apparently also ate some of it
3- He gave her a bath, dressed her, cleaned up the poop and is planning to shampoo the carpet today because of the incident
4- Because she ate poop she vomited all over herself after the bath
5- So he cleaned her up again and now she's in a dress and things seem to be back in order, lol
Bottom line, I, the mother, am not allowed to be sick. XD
He honestly sounds like a good father.
He is such a good father and husband. I couldn't be more thankful.
I am so sorry! 😂
Sounds difficult 😂
I wish I could hit "like" on this comment enough times to properly express how much it made me laugh. That's just the absolute best story. XD
at least you have an embarrassing story to tell her future dates, lol
NOOO I GOOTTA POOP PUT DOWN THE BABY PUT DOWN THE BABY
* immediately picks up *
NOOOOOOOO PUT DOWN THE BABY
* repeats* AAAAAAGGGGGH PuT tHe BaBy DoWn!
The real moms watching know...sometimes you just take the baby with you. Like, are you even a mom if you haven’t shoved a cheese stick in your mouth, popped a bottle/boob in the baby’s mouth and took the whole party to the potty?
@@BeyondxDescription wut?
21:34
OMGGG 😂😂😂 put the BABY DOWNN😡😡😡😡 thats ....annoying listening to that...
@grape juice how is it rude?
"Why do I have to eat?!"
Lol, as a mom of 2, I ask myself this question often, because I forget to eat, frequently.. 😅
As a daycare teacher, I can say this is accurate
wow but you are watching stuff that has cursing
Poop does in fact get on the ceiling and walls and floor and people. -_- Children are amazing, but also horrible.
did he curse once in this video?
Do you eat and shit that often though?
Danny Jaycox not really. I mean, I work in the one year old room and we have to.change them every 2 hours, unless they go before then, which happens a lot.
It's cold enough that the floor completely froze without being wet...But the water in the faucet flows just fine.
" *AH I HOPE THIS IS GOING IN MY MOUTH* "
~Markiplier, 2k18
Hi
😏
“PUT- DOWN P-PUT DOWN THE BAABYYY AAAHHHH PUT IT DOWN”
~Markiplier
21:32
Genuinely surprised he didnt try to thro- right as I was about to say that . . . He chucks the baby.
The Irishman , I was gonna
ask something but,... I saw your name. IMPOSTER JACKSOAP!!
Listening to mark angrily shout kobe as he fails throwing the dirty diapers is great.
Moms must be really good at basketball.
333 likes in 3 hours
Y.V-Young Vinny Kobe!
Yo i see ur comments alot there hella funny
Y.V-Young Vinny Or in Mark's case really bad lol
Y.V-Young Vinny How did you get so much likes in just 4 hours?!
9:15 hearing him yell Kobe :(
I knowwww...
Now you know how Momiplier felt.
"Ok, easy peasy, lemon squeeze my nipples."
- Mark 2018
Being able to transition from a very emotional and inspiring video (the previous video) to a goofy video like this makes Mark one of the best RUclipsrs of all time.
Blazing Coal I agree with you totally. That’s the reason why mark is my favourite RUclipsr
Yeas
markiplier: “ohhh boy- shit iS BUILDING”
crowd: boos
When he dropped the baby out the window made me laugh way too damn hard
Gothic Tragedy Me too! I was over here dying trying to laugh silently (late at night here)!
SAME lmaooo
My stomach hurt so much from laughing 😂
SAME IM CRYING
Whenever he picked the baby up out of nowhere I freaking lost it😂 and when the baby started twitching in the window that’s the most I’ve ever laughed at one of Marks videos omfg😂😂😂😭😭
*How to get rid of a baby*
Step 1: Have a little dance with it.
Step 2: "Accidentally" drop it out of the window.
Step 3: Success!
Right on target
Martin Boogington
Bingo! Right in the dumpster!
I hear the harder you throw it at the wall the more likely it is to stop crying
kinda mean don't ya think? I'm a child ;-; and i have a brother and id rather not have that happen
step 4: get arrested
"Just because I'm physically _repulsed_ by the sight of my baby doesn't mean I'm a bad mother!"
I giggled for some reason when you kept doing things you weren’t supposed to with the baby.
do more. motherplier must go on
"Ehmm excuse me, but why is there lying a naked baby in the trash can?..." Mark: "SHUT UP, I'M A GOOD MOTHER!"
Little did Mark know that he and Ethan would one day have a robobaby of their own...
14:26
I screamed *so loud*
And then preceded to laugh about it
By far, my favorite parts is when he's scared by the baby. 😂
Boo!
Isabella Wilson ME TOO
Proceeded*
Mark: What happens if I cover the binkie in boiling water
Me: //ScReAmS// N O O O
Baby: //is completely fine//
Me/Mark: oh-
-----------
Baby: //Finishes formula//
Mark: Don't - don't throw it-
Baby: //Throws it//
Mark: God Dammit.
Lolll😂😂😂
I turned the captions on and at 2:21 I it says "Mark makes a strange noise that sounds like an airplane being strangled by the robo-baby"
17:10, my mom was right next to me and she gave me the "what kind of weird ass shit are you watching now?" look 💀
A mother should look after her baby in any condition even during the ice age.................................
mark:.......Heheheheh WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
You should also take care of your baby even if they are a robot.
M A R K
I S
A
M O T H E R
shut up! you know mother was a complicated man!
ᎯNIME NIᎶHᏆCᎾRE mother not father, obviously..
So does this mean that Jack is the BOSSY father? SEPTICPLIER AWAY!
Markimother
Wulframm Rolf Hey... everything is okay...Keep calm
I could feel my uterus and ovaries shut down while watching this.
it's not that horrible I have three kids
I laughed way too long at this
Marissa Foster Good for you. Still not for women like Squidget and myself....
Dear Squidget mood ash
Marissa Foster I have 12 siblings. It really does take a mother to handle children. Bless your heart.
mark: throws baby out of window
baby: why, father- UH-mother
*how to correctly parent a child*
Lol
LeL
The part Where you threw his robo-ass trough the window💀😂😂
Thibs19 I almost speed my pants when that happens
Pee happend
Somebody should tell mark to call momiplayer
''Now you also need to eat...........WHAT,WHY''-Mark 2018