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Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @mandyblue6842
    @mandyblue6842 6 лет назад +4275

    Mark: Let’s see all these goddamn outfits I paid money for
    *picks outfit that isn’t paid for*

    • @FrostySims
      @FrostySims 5 лет назад +17

      Amanda Randolph 😂

    • @boi7332
      @boi7332 5 лет назад +85

      He still payed for the game.....

    • @AlyReital00125
      @AlyReital00125 5 лет назад +35

      I mean it is he bought the base game right

    • @cryptidcal
      @cryptidcal 3 года назад +32

      @@AlyReital00125 yea but he bought almost if not all extra packs and didn't use any clothes from them

    • @jennifern1714
      @jennifern1714 3 года назад +12

      He did pay for the game so yeah he payed for it

  • @greywolfe8012
    @greywolfe8012 3 года назад +1667

    The timing that vampire had was perfect.
    Mark: I don't need a door!
    Vampire: Walks in, does the dishes, breaks the sink, and starts caroling.

    • @anamontez792
      @anamontez792 2 года назад +58

      Hey at least he tried cleaning his mess unlike mr frost who used dishes and then leaves them on the floor 😂😂

    • @justlis7677
      @justlis7677 7 дней назад

      FRISK

  • @Kelseylouise8
    @Kelseylouise8 3 года назад +1627

    He did the "How would they know" meme ahead of its time

    • @hip2zsquared
      @hip2zsquared 3 года назад +28

      i was thinking this ahah!

    • @goodbyetimetosay
      @goodbyetimetosay 3 года назад +9

      I was going to comment that!! Lmao

    • @r0tt3nf4iryy
      @r0tt3nf4iryy 2 года назад +61

      HE DID THE KAREN I WANNA SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER ASWELL

    • @doctorbolsen
      @doctorbolsen 2 года назад +19

      @@r0tt3nf4iryy Mark is really just ahead of his time

    • @doubtful_seer
      @doubtful_seer 2 года назад +20

      @@r0tt3nf4iryy that was a thing in 2018 already

  • @zozodioz
    @zozodioz 3 года назад +1871

    "There is no way to edit the ears"
    Me: *Cringe in sims player*

    • @s4dico.
      @s4dico. 3 года назад +24

      SAME

    • @widdley2470
      @widdley2470 3 года назад +9

      @@s4dico. HOW DO U DO ITTTTTTTTT

    • @s4dico.
      @s4dico. 3 года назад +87

      @@widdley2470 It won't work if you try to edit the ears in detail edit mode, just edit it in normal mode and move them as you wish

    • @widdley2470
      @widdley2470 3 года назад +10

      @@s4dico. oooooohhh thx ur the best :)

    • @jarjuh2358
      @jarjuh2358 3 года назад +12

      Omg SAME I was screaming inside

  • @the_anime_girl6305
    @the_anime_girl6305 5 лет назад +7827

    Her eyes say "Bedroom" but her face says "Hospital"

  • @yttrium7646
    @yttrium7646 5 лет назад +5181

    Whenever you feel ugly, just remember: you'll never be as ugly as the abominations that Mark makes in the Sims.

    • @Hi-ge7hr
      @Hi-ge7hr 4 года назад +155

      I AM the abominations Mark makes in sims

    • @CalebFKottke
      @CalebFKottke 4 года назад +30

      Hi I mean I guess that’s fair cuz I am too XD

    • @demonwolfbaguette1st
      @demonwolfbaguette1st 4 года назад +25

      Its at 69 likes and I can't like cause its the law

    • @luismayorga7498
      @luismayorga7498 4 года назад +17

      I will always remember those words

    • @emmyc.9144
      @emmyc.9144 3 года назад +6

      I don't know about that

  • @msw3314
    @msw3314 3 года назад +1086

    Mark: “I’m not a customization kind of guy.”
    Also Mark:

  • @rainegillespie154
    @rainegillespie154 3 года назад +470

    The best Mark quote out there: "The babies are gonna go in da basement. Hence da term babecement."

  • @lcslndmt
    @lcslndmt 5 лет назад +4718

    "Great news, you're gonna be a father!"
    *Laughs awkwardly, then proceeds to take a shower*

    • @-liquid-7548
      @-liquid-7548 5 лет назад +60

      Correction: *laughs nervously*

    • @zozzley7455
      @zozzley7455 4 года назад +34

      Lucas Mota correction laughs on the outside but dies on the inside

    • @angelbyte
      @angelbyte 4 года назад +12

      *This comment is cursed just look at the likes* (It's at 666 rn. LeMmE fIx dAt-)

    • @tonygs3931
      @tonygs3931 4 года назад +3

      10\10

    • @runitsahomosexual2218
      @runitsahomosexual2218 4 года назад +17

      * chuckles * I’m in danger

  • @saythename9109
    @saythename9109 5 лет назад +6575

    Mark: "How long does it take to make babies?"
    Fan: 9 months
    Mark: "iN tHE gaMe DamMIt"

    • @brittanybarneche5190
      @brittanybarneche5190 5 лет назад +296

      Mark: *looks at the camera like he's in The Office*

    • @Littleredrosecross
      @Littleredrosecross 5 лет назад +72

      I saw that coming from a mile away xDDDD

    • @kfbts1422
      @kfbts1422 5 лет назад +14

      Ceirra Moore ikr funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @amethyststorm1583
      @amethyststorm1583 5 лет назад +6

      When does be say that?

    • @madisonsharon6647
      @madisonsharon6647 5 лет назад +11

      Ceirra Moore that was my favorite part💀

  • @fruitcupfriend
    @fruitcupfriend 2 года назад +95

    thanks to this video, when my partner & i moved in 2019, i announced, "this'll be the fuckin' room!" IN FRONT OF OUR LEASING AGENT bc i didn't realize she'd followed us into the bedroom during the tour

    • @tiaammar
      @tiaammar Год назад +11

      I think I'm gonna die XDDDD

  • @senthenerd5332
    @senthenerd5332 3 года назад +512

    "If you die before you get to witness the miracle birth of your wife and baby"
    -Markiplier, 2018

  • @lindsay1918
    @lindsay1918 4 года назад +2515

    “let’s pick outfits i payed for”
    *picks base game clothes*

    • @MoonMoonTM
      @MoonMoonTM 3 года назад +66

      I mean you have to buy the base game as well unless you use an illegal version. Lol

    • @jas.per.25
      @jas.per.25 2 года назад +47

      @@MoonMoonTM *sweats*

    • @MoonMoonTM
      @MoonMoonTM 2 года назад +37

      @@jas.per.25 Don’t worry fam. That’s me but with all the expansion packs all

  • @roberttomasek6775
    @roberttomasek6775 6 лет назад +379

    Name of the video: BABIES... BABIES... BABIES...
    Amount of seconds babies were in the video: 5 seconds

  • @mcdoofis4038
    @mcdoofis4038 3 года назад +369

    I like how he just doesn't talk about the vampire demon that just walked into their house, stared at her nonexistence reflection then walk out...and also the singing man...

    • @milky9602
      @milky9602 2 года назад +3

      It was the sales man and a choir of angels.

    • @theligmer
      @theligmer 2 года назад +2

      grey still plays killed so many sims that death is an unofficial member of the family

  • @SpiderGuy38
    @SpiderGuy38 3 года назад +392

    Damn I wish he came back to this save

    • @ravenlord7144
      @ravenlord7144 3 года назад +49

      He didn't save. He chose Exit to Main Menu, and I didn't see him press Save, LOL. I wanted to see what the kid looked like after age-up. But let's be honest, it likely would have been taken away because he isn't having them care for its needs.

  • @blairelliott
    @blairelliott 4 года назад +3769

    It's hilarious seeing Mark try to play Sims 4 when he's barely paying attention while playing.

  • @danielthemaniel1697
    @danielthemaniel1697 6 лет назад +396

    *54 minutes just for 1 baby.*

    • @JC-xh1ss
      @JC-xh1ss 6 лет назад +5

      LPShub what a disappointment

    • @sophierose1403
      @sophierose1403 6 лет назад +5

      Dead Inside Its something Mark would do Exactly.

  • @mccoin6
    @mccoin6 3 года назад +201

    “Daddy winter, please! Come down my chimney!”
    *Dear lord😂*

  • @Meggsie
    @Meggsie 3 года назад +147

    _They have to breed as fast as they can_
    *Grandma has entered the chat*

  • @sofyrox
    @sofyrox 6 лет назад +1126

    Mark: “Are you pregnant too?”
    *starts creepily running into the house*
    Mark: *”what- W H A T T H E F U C K”*
    IM WEAK IM SO WEAK AND SOBBING

  • @bellasnee1419
    @bellasnee1419 5 лет назад +3216

    Markiplier: buys huge racks of protein.
    Also Markiplier: *WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR A DOOR OR A TOILET*

    • @DelliGaming
      @DelliGaming 4 года назад +19

      Me: SELL THE BUSH AND LITTERBOX!

    • @sillyhead8530
      @sillyhead8530 4 года назад +3

      Don't tell mark, but his house sucks

    • @junkoenoshima8819
      @junkoenoshima8819 4 года назад +5

      “I’m not stupid, you’re stupid” -Markiplier 2019

    • @real-moai
      @real-moai 4 года назад +2

      He did, just used “different ways”

    • @BriJBo
      @BriJBo 2 года назад

      Would've made the baby detection business so much easier.

  • @seriously_kiara2865
    @seriously_kiara2865 3 года назад +123

    Mope-O looks like handsome Squidward n he is ✨art ✨

  • @sarahg1378
    @sarahg1378 3 года назад +101

    I imagine Mark would have a lot of fun with the wicked whims mod...😂

    • @nooneever1998
      @nooneever1998 4 месяца назад

      my thoughts exactly. he would get FREAKY.

  • @jacobcapo983
    @jacobcapo983 4 года назад +3752

    “She threw up that means you’re pregnant”
    Me a guy: *has the flu* I’m pregnant?

    • @Str4wberryJ3llo
      @Str4wberryJ3llo 4 года назад +226

      Yes. That’s how this works. If you throw up or feel remotely sick, *you are pregnant.*

    • @Roserosey04
      @Roserosey04 4 года назад +54

      Morning sickness for pregnant women, pregnancy is a curse 80 percent of the time

    • @milo5315
      @milo5315 4 года назад +92

      *pregante

    • @UnableToucan
      @UnableToucan 4 года назад +108

      @@milo5315 pregananant

    • @i.l.9151
      @i.l.9151 4 года назад +59

      Pergante

  • @adaywithgerardatthediamnds9633
    @adaywithgerardatthediamnds9633 4 года назад +2218

    "The season of love, WINTER!"
    *Hallmark emerges slowly*

    • @jrpvbaka9321
      @jrpvbaka9321 4 года назад +11

      Looks like he's going to pick spring lol

    • @youdontknowme4780
      @youdontknowme4780 4 года назад +9

      Oh my god this is so relatable

    • @yossyasmey8245
      @yossyasmey8245 3 года назад +11

      I cracked up laughing when he said that cos I was so set up on the fact he was gonna say spring

    • @zozodioz
      @zozodioz 3 года назад +10

      HallMARK? Lol

    • @HalcyonSpirit141
      @HalcyonSpirit141 3 года назад +3

      GOD DAMN IT MY MOM WATCHES THAT AND IT'S SO STUPID!

  • @zlefsheep5364
    @zlefsheep5364 3 года назад +48

    Damn, Mark giggling while playing the sims is the funniest and cutest thing to me

  • @obama5041
    @obama5041 3 года назад +133

    Alternate title : Markiplier makes babies for one hour

    • @trisprior2455
      @trisprior2455 2 года назад

      This title could also be used for a sextape.

  • @xRAINxOFxBLOODx
    @xRAINxOFxBLOODx 4 года назад +5675

    Mark's Sim's home: * exists *
    Vampire, Santa Clause, some random lady: It's free real estate.

    • @QuartKnee1306
      @QuartKnee1306 4 года назад +69

      you called?

    • @Snowbunny_ATL
      @Snowbunny_ATL 4 года назад +17

      Free Realestate omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Hi-ge7hr
      @Hi-ge7hr 4 года назад +6

      Free Realestate I get emo ish vibes from your account 🥴

    • @KoiSplash-wk5tm
      @KoiSplash-wk5tm 3 года назад +7

      @@Hi-ge7hr and?

    • @ForcedHandleName
      @ForcedHandleName 2 года назад +10

      I'm just laughing that he moves to the vampire neighborhood and doesn't have a front door.

  • @nastykhan7746
    @nastykhan7746 4 года назад +792

    "I was trying make you hideously deformed, but somehow i'm even more attracted to you."

  • @evagathash1401
    @evagathash1401 3 года назад +33

    This is the early concept for Unus Annus. We only have so much time. Memento Mori. Brunhilda Shphingo.

  • @Missinthecaribbean
    @Missinthecaribbean 3 года назад +47

    Mark: we need to have as many babies as we can in an hour
    Me 34 minutes in no babies yet

  • @millorkin8426
    @millorkin8426 4 года назад +1631

    Brunhilda protec
    Brunhilda Attac
    But most importantly
    She play with alien ballsac

  • @koraflint3308
    @koraflint3308 5 лет назад +4648

    As someone who plays this game religiously, it was so hilarious watching you completely have no idea how to do anything, I was seriously cracking up

    • @velaethia6
      @velaethia6 4 года назад +28

      Just now seeing this and laughing so hard and his mistakes.

    • @jordan-dv3pb
      @jordan-dv3pb 4 года назад +56

      I was so irritated when he didn’t know how to go home🤣

    • @jungkooksbananamilk2355
      @jungkooksbananamilk2355 4 года назад +4

      me

    • @lisha1910
      @lisha1910 4 года назад +29

      It irritated me so much that he didnt know how to do simple things but i loved it XD

    • @alexistackman7590
      @alexistackman7590 4 года назад +12

      Same here!! i was dying when he couldn't get into build mode! 🤣

  • @NeonBroccoli23
    @NeonBroccoli23 3 года назад +24

    "I call this the may I speak to your manager look"

  • @pharoah7822
    @pharoah7822 3 года назад +127

    at the start it was like "classic karen" and the it turned into goblin karen

    • @abhogan3578
      @abhogan3578 3 года назад +10

      Like Karen on the outside vs Karen on the inside lol

  • @williamgraham8783
    @williamgraham8783 5 лет назад +2099

    The wonderful world of Sims where you play legitimately for 3 secs and then just start typing in motherlode

    • @cait5955
      @cait5955 4 года назад +70

      William Graham you can literally type “money 10000000000” and it will give you max money 😂

    • @deidara8227
      @deidara8227 4 года назад +26

      Yeah, nobody uses “motherlode” anymore 😂

    • @billpotts4670
      @billpotts4670 4 года назад +25

      Ellie I do XD

    • @billpotts4670
      @billpotts4670 4 года назад +10

      I use all of the money cheats

    • @ghilianna5767
      @ghilianna5767 4 года назад +2

      William Graham yep

  • @braydon7589
    @braydon7589 5 лет назад +2031

    Don’t you just hate it when Father Winter breaks into your house, drinks from the sink and puts the empty class on the floor, some vampire dude also breaks in, and then catches the sink on fire? Just happened to me last night!

    • @lachlanhenderson6591
      @lachlanhenderson6591 5 лет назад +56

      My personal favourite thing to do on a cold Christmas night is to let Daddy winter come down my chimney

    • @localsimp6293
      @localsimp6293 5 лет назад +21

      ヘンダサンラクラン
      *jesus christ*

    • @menycoffee
      @menycoffee 5 лет назад +15

      @Krista Star while making garlic bread to the vampire, cause that's also a good idea

    • @mysticsanta3714
      @mysticsanta3714 5 лет назад +8

      Don't you mean... daddy December

    • @purpleguy6229
      @purpleguy6229 5 лет назад +1

      Your profile picture *CHOKE*

  • @koreno5420
    @koreno5420 3 года назад +20

    I unironically share a lot of the same physical traits as Mope-o's human form, which is honestly worrying.

  • @theaveragejo4402
    @theaveragejo4402 3 года назад +23

    nobody:
    lady: *michael jackson thrillers into the home*

  • @justanothergoat1132
    @justanothergoat1132 6 лет назад +694

    “Let’s not be comical about this”
    *pulls bridge of nose up to the gods*

  • @toastlotl
    @toastlotl 5 лет назад +2319

    Dear diary,
    Today was a great day.
    I power walked into some random couple's house, uninvited,
    (I think one of them was an alien in disguise),
    then I sat on their bed and thought about how sad I was,
    then I talked to my non-existent reflection in their mirror,
    then I teleported out of their house.
    10/10 will do tomorrow.

  • @lilnubbean553
    @lilnubbean553 2 года назад +11

    Him screaming "no" at a bush is amazing

  • @crystalcreeper6knight320
    @crystalcreeper6knight320 3 года назад +18

    Nothing was scarier than seeing this title and imagining Mark whisper it creepily.

  • @KuroNekoReichan
    @KuroNekoReichan 5 лет назад +1251

    Mark: how long does it take to make babies?
    “9 months”
    Mark: *sigh* In the game, damn it!

  • @thatonecommenter7169
    @thatonecommenter7169 6 лет назад +1599

    She was Pregante

  • @ButterFromDiscord
    @ButterFromDiscord 3 года назад +5

    6:01 OKAY I SWEAR TO GOD AS SOON AS YOU SAID CLUMSY I GOT A NOTIFICATION THAT A RUclipsR CALLED CLUMSY I AM SUBSCRIBED TO UPLOADED A VIDEO

  • @Zazabazaa
    @Zazabazaa 2 года назад +11

    Mark : *gives her a permanent smile*
    Also Mark: WHY IS SHE STILL SMILING??

  • @insv9786
    @insv9786 6 лет назад +182

    «Now let’s see what kinda clothes I paid for»
    *chooses base game stuff only*

    • @thenutlord9598
      @thenutlord9598 6 лет назад +6

      simmerella WoOoOoOsH

    • @insv9786
      @insv9786 5 лет назад

      Cat lady I guess, but still😅

  • @reydraws1510
    @reydraws1510 6 лет назад +373

    "Nothing says romance like a shelf full of protein powder" -Mark
    Now all I can think about is Craig from Dream Daddy and Mark's playthrough

  • @jaydenfoss6567
    @jaydenfoss6567 3 года назад +12

    “oop, lets not watch!”
    watches from the mirror

  • @froggy_leaf
    @froggy_leaf 3 года назад +13

    Mark: I call this the *may I speak to your manger kind of look*
    Dude he time traveled somehow because he's like dead accurate

  • @yourhomesliceishere
    @yourhomesliceishere 6 лет назад +2645

    "daddy winter please come down my chimney" -mark 2018

    • @KarinaTheWarrior
      @KarinaTheWarrior 6 лет назад +32

      Please daddy

    • @viaticaleye
      @viaticaleye 6 лет назад +33

      Do it daddy *soft moan*

    • @user-sv5kt8qz3v
      @user-sv5kt8qz3v 6 лет назад +9

      Sakul cume**

    • @scorch2020
      @scorch2020 5 лет назад +25

      So many questions uhhhhhh and all you guys need help 😂

    • @Bee_Bug
      @Bee_Bug 5 лет назад +11

      I would spike this comment, but you've already achieved 666 likes.

  • @nariahlisboa4807
    @nariahlisboa4807 6 лет назад +4911

    "She threw up, that means she's pregnant!"
    *Amy eats bad food and throws up*
    Mark: "IMMA BE DAD"

    • @annyshkilionok2680
      @annyshkilionok2680 6 лет назад +99

      I imagined it. But in a wrong way. I thought the wrongest thought. I'm sorry for my sins.

    • @rendrinkspaint
      @rendrinkspaint 6 лет назад +148

      His kids are gonna be the happiest vomits in the world 😂😂😂

    • @rkayden
      @rkayden 6 лет назад +211

      Nariah Lisboa imagine if his brother vomits and he just has his mind blown

    • @nariahlisboa4807
      @nariahlisboa4807 6 лет назад +29

      RKade Gamer AHSUAHSUAHSUAH IKR?

    • @nariahlisboa4807
      @nariahlisboa4807 6 лет назад +330

      Even better, he throws up and suddenly "AMY I'M PREGNANT IM GONNA BE A MOTHER"

  • @White_Tophat
    @White_Tophat 2 года назад +10

    41:23 "We will get the toilet tommorrow. And we will not worry about the fact that we do not have a toilet today. We got a bush. Woo-"
    Mark: O_O

  • @hol3541
    @hol3541 3 года назад +16

    Mark: Oh! And it provides light for the surgery table! Oh yeah well yet that.
    Also mark: points it away from table

  • @swahzie
    @swahzie 6 лет назад +473

    "How are you not full of baby..."
    I snorted so hard.

  • @toaster5525
    @toaster5525 5 лет назад +510

    My favorite line, "IF YOU'RE PREGNANT, YOU CAN'T GET OLD!!! OH MY GOD I GOT TO GET PREGNANT!!!"

    • @autumnanderson2695
      @autumnanderson2695 5 лет назад +3

      Trin Trin yup

    • @PezzleStick
      @PezzleStick 5 лет назад +1

      Hmmm, nope, hmmm, nope

    • @kimuires
      @kimuires 5 лет назад +2

      That’s my moms way of thinking ^^’

    • @Hannah-wh1rb
      @Hannah-wh1rb 5 лет назад +5

      My fave was “multi purpose booosh for pooping napping and fwoucking”

    • @nomib4023
      @nomib4023 5 лет назад +2

      -me reading this before I heard it-
      "How should I be surprised"

  • @nonexistent4270
    @nonexistent4270 2 года назад +6

    Mark: "What are you doing???"
    Some random elderly vampire: The dishes.

  • @ryuudrazyl4588
    @ryuudrazyl4588 3 года назад +16

    Mark: Starts slave trading, child labor business with a cheap vet front.
    Also Mark: They're so in love!

  • @SilvanSage
    @SilvanSage 4 года назад +659

    Mark: *Puts up a privacy screen*
    Also Mark: *Puts up a mirror so you can see around the privacy screen*

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +2676

    Pregnanant?

  • @slugboi5285
    @slugboi5285 Год назад +2

    the part where mr frost and the vampire walked in was pure chaos and i couldnt stop laughing

  • @shiny_girl_loves_dragons3481
    @shiny_girl_loves_dragons3481 3 года назад +18

    Mark saying "Daddy Winter" seems like a more suggestive version of Santa Baby

  • @sofunnyitssad
    @sofunnyitssad 4 года назад +691

    Wow, can't believe Mark invented the 100 baby challenge.

  • @SamAttemptsLife
    @SamAttemptsLife 5 лет назад +706

    *PART 2* *PART 2* *PART 2* *PART 2* *PART 2*

    • @autumnanderson2695
      @autumnanderson2695 5 лет назад +4

      SamAttemptsLife or a video period, IT'S BEEN 4 DAYS MARK

    • @TheShadowOfMars
      @TheShadowOfMars 5 лет назад +2

      He's recording a 120-hour fnaf video.

    • @off_white_pinstripes261
      @off_white_pinstripes261 5 лет назад +5

      Part 2: boil baby boil baby boil babie

    • @autumnanderson2695
      @autumnanderson2695 5 лет назад +2

      Church of Darkiplier Dude I already delight in eating vegetables, and I already accidently snorted some ketchup so I'm in the clear.

    • @autumnanderson2695
      @autumnanderson2695 5 лет назад

      TheShadowOfMars ah, Thank you. I get behind sometimes.

  • @Han-me5gg
    @Han-me5gg 3 года назад +17

    How is no one talking about how mark literally made a hot version of megamind.

    • @cassidy7684
      @cassidy7684 3 года назад +3

      im sorry- HOT????

    • @Han-me5gg
      @Han-me5gg 3 года назад +1

      @@cassidy7684 yes!!! >:/ i was kinda thinking of like handsome squidward ya know?

  • @ladytetrahedron
    @ladytetrahedron Год назад +3

    24:30 even Mark knows that Magnolia Prominade sucks and he's only been there for a few seconds.

  • @itz_luluafton9523
    @itz_luluafton9523 4 года назад +1038

    im scrolling through the comments and all i hear is
    "in"
    "in"
    "tuck it in"
    "tuck"
    "tuck"
    "tuck"
    "tuck it in"
    "tuck it out"
    "tuck em back"
    "ok tuck it up"
    and now i cant remove it from my mind

  • @juxtra6113
    @juxtra6113 6 лет назад +684

    Me, every time Mark made them woohoo while Brunhilda was pregnant:
    *_Dangerops prangent sex?! Will hurt baby top of his head??!!!_*

  • @Idkim_just_here_
    @Idkim_just_here_ 3 года назад +8

    Am I the only one that wants to see Mark play the Sims 4 again? I loved the absolute chao's he created in the Sims 4..😹

  • @Syll0055
    @Syll0055 2 года назад +3

    "Multipurpose bush, for pooping, napping AND FÜECK" 42:25

  • @emmab3275
    @emmab3275 5 лет назад +625

    "Now let's see all these goddamn outfits that I paid money for"
    *picks an outfit entirely from the base game*

  • @TheCatgirlGaymer
    @TheCatgirlGaymer 6 лет назад +304

    BuzzFeed : "I wrote a blog post about how videogames pander towards the male fantasy..."
    Mark : "Her name will be shpingo brunehilda."

  • @frognotfound7111
    @frognotfound7111 3 года назад +9

    Alternative title:Mark playing with his mental emotions

  • @DiabolikAngel-kx3zn
    @DiabolikAngel-kx3zn Год назад +2

    Mark really did make both the 100 baby challenge and the breed out the ugly challenge in one video🤣

  • @Machouseproductions
    @Machouseproductions 5 лет назад +391

    How do you know when you've hit rock bottom? When a vampire comes over, and feels so bad for you he does your dishes.

    • @braeden4878
      @braeden4878 5 лет назад +7

      GuilelessDragon or when you hear FFDP's (Five Finger Death Punch) song Rock Bottom in the background while drowning yourself in ice cream.

    • @greatpower6063
      @greatpower6063 5 лет назад +8

      haha and santa clause comes over too and your christmas gift is candles.

    • @ops2176
      @ops2176 5 лет назад

      GuilelessDragon I thought you were gonna say his niece guess not

    • @pixelatedtaffy4286
      @pixelatedtaffy4286 3 года назад

      1 dirty dish
      2 dirty dish
      3 dirty dish
      Ha
      Ha
      Ha
      Haaaaaa

  • @_zeroXD
    @_zeroXD 5 лет назад +358

    *He is gonna have all those babies taken away*

    • @teresabejma4477
      @teresabejma4477 5 лет назад +13

      Deviant Connor ask Hank IF he wants one

    • @lilchibi7403
      @lilchibi7403 5 лет назад

      Teresa Bejma 👏👏😂

    • @knikki_m
      @knikki_m 5 лет назад +2

      Love your name btw 😊

    • @vanillune
      @vanillune 5 лет назад +1

      Edgar is coming. He will take your babies for his sick business

    • @alexisj168
      @alexisj168 5 лет назад +1

      WAKE UP LIEUTENANT, * rapid slaping* ITS ME CONNOR

  • @LillianYunoki1
    @LillianYunoki1 3 года назад +26

    Mark watching the couple woohoo: "Wow wow wowza"
    Mark continuing to watch the couple woohoo: "This is not what this is about"
    uhuh yeah

  • @michaeljacksheeheen
    @michaeljacksheeheen 3 года назад +17

    Mark: I’m a cat lover, not a dog lover
    Chica: 👁👄👁

  • @saythename9109
    @saythename9109 6 лет назад +143

    *"The Shphingo household...*
    *_a match made in hell"_*

    • @the2sidedfox633
      @the2sidedfox633 6 лет назад +1

      Ceirra Moore its my new line if someone cheats on me with a stupid person

    • @jazzyb.5691
      @jazzyb.5691 4 года назад

      2020

  • @kaylen6090
    @kaylen6090 6 лет назад +5135

    My sim died of embarrassment... it peed on the floor and died right there

  • @XxundeadcupcakexX
    @XxundeadcupcakexX 3 года назад +4

    2:05 He made the grinch! Watching this in 2021, realized that Mark's obsession with the grinch goes waaay back and it's definitely just subconscious at this point

  • @UrResidentGhost
    @UrResidentGhost 3 года назад +8

    Love how he kept asking “where are the clothes I spent money for” but managed to pick all game base clothes for Bunhilda.

  • @overlordcrumb
    @overlordcrumb 6 лет назад +223

    Everyone’s favorite reality show, featuring
    Sad Alien
    Gross Gal
    Random Girl
    Friendly Singing Vampire
    Daddy Christmas
    And B A B Y

    • @kaylarae8221
      @kaylarae8221 6 лет назад +2

      BrokenItalian plus bush baby

    • @tshoemake5945
      @tshoemake5945 6 лет назад +1

      Coming this fall on CBS

    • @soraiscool22
      @soraiscool22 6 лет назад +1

      Question is, will the baby be a BOI?

    • @nortalian549
      @nortalian549 6 лет назад +2

      They just confirmed a new character: Bush Baby!!!

    • @shelbiekelly4449
      @shelbiekelly4449 6 лет назад

      Lol tag yourself I'm sad alien

  • @aibohsart3137
    @aibohsart3137 4 года назад +330

    "he's aging by the second"
    yes mark
    that is how all living species work

  • @amymitman173
    @amymitman173 3 года назад +6

    "i call this the 'may i speak to your manager' look"
    oh my god he predicted the Karen cut

  • @elliinormusic
    @elliinormusic 3 года назад +4

    It's been a while since I cried...from laughter. Thank you Markiplier. I knew I could always count on you for a good time whenever I need it

  • @saythename9109
    @saythename9109 6 лет назад +103

    "It has to be love to put up with this bull shit." -Markiplier 2018

  • @mayuayt7759
    @mayuayt7759 5 лет назад +888

    Mark: "I'm a cat lover, not really a dog lover."
    Chica: :(

    • @Lydia-Dreemurr
      @Lydia-Dreemurr 4 года назад +6

      @TheStoutProtagonist Bro. It's a joke.

    • @Lydia-Dreemurr
      @Lydia-Dreemurr 4 года назад +4

      @someone random Oh. They deleted the comment. It was almost a month ago. Can't remember.

    • @gizzard2025
      @gizzard2025 4 года назад +19

      Lol. I dyed when mark is like how long does it take to make babies and his viewer was like 9months. And he smiled and was like in the game damn it in the game. Lol this had me dying. Lmao

    • @awesometiger9992
      @awesometiger9992 4 года назад +3

      bruh in the game

    • @tyffaneelavely8087
      @tyffaneelavely8087 4 года назад +1

      that's the joke

  • @gabrielpierce8850
    @gabrielpierce8850 3 года назад +4

    I think your the only youtuber that's ever made me laugh non stop throughout the entire video. Thank you Mark for all you do.

  • @evelinakaklauskaite7494
    @evelinakaklauskaite7494 3 года назад +1

    7:19
    ok I have respect for this man

  • @jeofficialjoker
    @jeofficialjoker 6 лет назад +1053

    MARK MAKES ORIGINAL CHARACTERS?!
    *_WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?!_*

    • @avoicebehndme
      @avoicebehndme 6 лет назад +12

      Elleviathan My friends original character is dating Mark ._.

    • @Ari-kr9nc
      @Ari-kr9nc 6 лет назад +17

      Mangle Afton
      Bitch wut

    • @joshuarosales9901
      @joshuarosales9901 6 лет назад +2

      Their not original he stole on of my dark souls character face

    • @beanie9918
      @beanie9918 6 лет назад +7

      When I create something a always make it look awful my fallout character looked like a cancer patient with measeles

    • @zerro_exe
      @zerro_exe 6 лет назад +2

      He should never be a god

  • @hallieeramos
    @hallieeramos 6 лет назад +112

    Build-mode icon: *shimmering and glowing and dancing like the sun*
    Mark-couldabeenanengineer-iplier: How do I get into build-mode? Wha-? Where? wh-? *whines*

    • @tyrtex5108
      @tyrtex5108 5 лет назад +2

      *couldabeenanengineer*
      Lmao

  • @elsie8757
    @elsie8757 Год назад +4

    Mark: [commands his sims to make love in a bush]
    Sims: [start making love in a bush]
    Mark: " *_NOOO-_* "

  • @clover1178
    @clover1178 Год назад +2

    “Daddy Winter! Come down my chimney!”
    i am laughing uncontrollably

  • @mscottcarpenter
    @mscottcarpenter 5 лет назад +164

    *”AM I PAGRANANANT??!??”* -Mark, after throwing up, probably

  • @kelsielynn6861
    @kelsielynn6861 6 лет назад +302

    “ears are absolutely forbidden”

    • @couches4570
      @couches4570 6 лет назад +6

      *The Forbidden Zone*

    • @lilbbq3046
      @lilbbq3046 6 лет назад +1

      She hears forbidden words in her forbidden ears lol

    • @couches4570
      @couches4570 6 лет назад +2

      Twizzy Pudding - She shouts Forbidden words heard by Forbidden ears

    • @TheTelefunken2
      @TheTelefunken2 6 лет назад +1

      I choked on my food when he said that

    • @jacobspoloshion5441
      @jacobspoloshion5441 6 лет назад +1

      kelsie lynn yes mmmmkay ears are forbidden mmmmkay

  • @keniasus
    @keniasus 2 года назад +1

    I love how mark goes crazy in every little thing LOL

  • @jas.per.25
    @jas.per.25 3 года назад +7

    43:48
    "You uh.. you pregnant too or you just..?"
    *She disliked that*