Scariest Game of Hand Simulator EVER
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- Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
- I didn't even know this level existed... Hand Simulator will never be the same!
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The title wasn’t referring to the second game, Santa anonymous is terrifying
*YoU RiGht*
yOu rIGhT
If you have a Santa addiction then maybe it is😂💀😂💀
yoU riGHt
9:27
I love how they actually managed to get content out of an empty circle of chairs
Lmao ikr.
It was Cool Wade just Has his Middle Finger in the hole Half the Time.
@@zom_tyt7382 my favorite part is how Bob just randomly decided to add in lore
Tbh I feel like they are just genuinely talking😂😂😂
They didn’t really, but RUclips has successfully tricked thousands of people into believing that they did.
@@shadetreader whats that supposed to mean
11:54
“What’s happening behind Mark?”
PANIC MODE ACTIVATED
xxBombcreeper ! To be fair, if someone screamed “What’s happening behind you?!”, you’d probably be panicking too.
@@dmittleman9757 they weren't making fun of him...
@@themaninyourcabinet8438 they didnt say that
"Whats happening behind you!?"
Panik
_Nothing's behind you_
kalm
*NOTHING'S BEHIND YOU*
PANIK
It takes a certain level of skill and friendship to take a gamemode that's little just sitting in chairs and turn it into worthwhile and genuinely good memes to watch.
They have have a talent and that talent is being stupidly funny😂💀😂💀
You can tell they have fun and that’s makes their chemistry so good. I bet they are
like this without recording
MEMES
That was content from Distractable before Distractable
This is not a meme they are having a debate about having multiple big holidays on the same month
Hand simulator: welcome to alcoholics anonymous
Mark, Bob and wade: welcome to Santas anonymous
Santa of each country
1
Me, an intellectual: *welcome to Satans anonymous*
This is a joke people
@@Soundwave45681 Hmmm, me
Eggnog anonymous
Bob: “How’s everyone’s mental state?”
Wade: “Not ... good”
Mark:” I hate *everything”*
I felt his pain
Same
Marks world is ending and going to be insane
My last three braincells.
*everything*
"Holy shit what's happening behind Mark?"
Mark: *_*confused screaming*_*
Top 5 Mark moments of 2019; number one, Hand simulator 0:00 to 21:39.
What was happening?
@@fjustfoxtrot8558 Some weird looking monster was coming towards him.
@Heather I love your profile pic
the boys: *maniacal laughter*
mark: 👉👈
Mark: “Alright match comin at ya”
Silence as it flies off the table
Wade screaming
Mark: “You didn’t catch it”
* Whispers * Imma catch it
Brendon Short wade: screaming*
I swear, hundreds of likes and hardly any replys
KOBE
I read the match part in the way "how I could just kill a man" is sung
The whole Christmas discussion sounded like a filler bar talk episode of Always Sunny
omg yes!
Wade is Charlie, that's for sure.
So true my friend
@@ThatDudeWithBoobs YES! And Mark is Dennis and Bob is Frank.(UnIronically my names frank and act like Show Frank sometimes.)
Bring Jack, I mean Mac into the discussion.
I like that one episode where Markiplier and his friends talk about Christmas for a looooonnnngggg time
Excuse me, it's Hanumas.
@@DarkestDeeds I prefer chrismonica
@@DarkestDeeds Game Grumps
*Hmmmm I wonder what episode that is.*
m a c a n d c h e e s e
That chairs section could literally be a podcast
Now it is!
ChildishCayde predicted Distractible
@@inabeanaregina frr this could easily be a distractible episode 🤣🤣
Have u ever heard of disctractible yhe podtcast mafeeriwhartiperiliir fbob muaekyer wade mimoom loord 777 pofcast hrsb sbest podtrscast.good watch jt ot fie
this comment aged well
I love how the first 3rd of the video was all of them bitching about Christmas and each other 😂
Raven 39 no first half
That's very fun tho!
This is awkward should I leave
11:55 love how Mark is actually terrified when he realises something is behind him xD
Dr. Arrogant the panic in his eyes was so perfect! I had to rewatch that part like five times!
Mark: *Screaming*
Lol yes 😂🤣
thank you sir, I thought nobody was going to point out the fact that Mark screamed like a little b*tch not once but twice and in Hand Simulator of all game
You guys are so cruel to mark!🤣
Everyone else: Let’s play Minecraft!
Mark: *losing his sanity for the sake of winning hand simulator*
roblox
@@morgue1484 lol
i'm glad mark isn't using other youtuber's ideas and sticking to his own things.
Mark: *plays roblox*
Mark: “Well, you keep saying you’re sorry but you keep doing it.”
Literally me talking to my 3 year old 😂
696 likes.
@@leeannR1 nice.
Fun fact, because people prefrontal cortex, the part of the brain associated with decision making, doesn't develop until early adulthood, children will seemingly "make decisions" that they physically do not have control over. A child will like knock a glass over or shave the dog or hammer nails into a wall or something that seems to an adult a deliberate and insidious decision, and you'll often have the question of "WHAT ARE YOU DOING" answered with "I don't know" because they don't! Their brains make the decision without their permission! "I don't know" and "I'm sorry" and 100% valid answers because children, especially _an infant,_ *physically do not possess impulse control on a neurological level.* Just let them know that they did something wrong and move on, they understand more than we realize.
@@GiraffeFlavored I appreciate this, thanks condoms
@@GiraffeFlavored I appreciate this, thanks condoms
Markiplier:"Are you seeing this?"
Me: "I can't stop seeing this"
Penis
Thundertits
19:08
Mark: I don't like this baby staring at me
Demon Baby: *Has a stroke then proceeds to break it's back*
Mark: Oh shit!
Literally everything about Hand Simulator is a *nightmare* for Mark
"Clearly you don't worship Satan as well as I do!"
"You're right, Santa, I sure don't."
17:53
Mark: "You're being selfish"
Wade: "I prefer calling it self-confidence"
Wade out here exposing everyone today doing things in "self-confidence"
kek
Kappa
One day there will be a VR version of the game and they will go insane
There's been a VR version for months now...
@@roathrobin one day they will play it and go insane
The VR version sounds like it’d be easier
@@Lt._Nut right
You could argue they already are
Wade: "Well you will if we move Christmas to Bahamas day"
Mark: "THAT'S NOT A DAY!!!"
The Roseland he said that as soon as I read this loll
*struggles to cock crossbow*
THATS NOT A DAAYAATHDHWYDHDPPWHAGSGSG
@@lighthacks4184 sameXD
Proto Reacts lol w
Bob: you see my dress is so long I don't need pants Wade: can you wear leggings with it?
Bob: it's not that kind of dress
I love how he understands women's fashion
That’s what I was thinking lol
Hand sim makes you go so mental, woman fashion starts to make sense
He who understands the fashion of the female shall be forever exiled from the land of the male. - Bible of Shrek, chapter 69, verse 420
I’m a woman and I don’t understand why all the jeans in the stores around me are skinny/tight and my worst nightmare is buying pants with not only too small for my hands to fit or even anything but also has fake pockets again 😂😂
Zander Mercury I think it’s `So YoU LoOk YoUr BeSt 24/7 BECAUSE WHO NEEDS CLOTHES THAT ACTUALLY FEEL COMFORTABLE’
(Jeez,I’m a male and that still really annoys me for some reason)
11:15 I love the way the thunder made mark’s laugh sound evil.
Holy shit it does I just noticed that
Damien emerges
*trying to be scary*
Wade: You’re so dead ❌
Mark: You don’t need eyes where we’re going ✅
Cavillator Lupus his face when he said that was priceless😂
All those years of horror gaming experience sure paid off!
@@NODnuke45 pLAy
I think Wade's commentary and laughter led to the horror in it as well
5:10
mark: bob, do you ever want to talk about your feelings?
bob: no
wade: i do
mark: i know wade
wade: i’m sad
mark: i know wade
Best conversation ever
My friends talking to me
Very nice irrelevant time stamp
Why the time stamp?
Epicman590 wades talking about sad stuff and mark shuts him up
I wish I had the patience to animate the entirety of Santa's anonymous
I tried,it's hard to do Wade with what little hair he has.
Idk, I feel like Santa Anonymous actually got pretty good animation from the game. Can't beat the dead eye laughing, awkward hand movements, and that grit teeth 'nnnnha' that Wade did.
These three have a dynamic that _only_ childhood friends could share, absolutely hilarious and heartwarming at the same time. They're the perfect trio and I look forward to every video featuring all three of them.
Love you guys
I think they met in college
@@therino9695 Mark and Wade went to high school together and I think Mark and Bob met in college
Yeah, but he yelled “Kobe” wich made me sad now
Thought yoi gonna say in the edits "thanks for the like guys" thanks for not ruining this comment
@@timothytobing7212 No worries, I couldn't possibly care any less about how many or how few likes a comment gets. I will, however, edit the double spacing out. Never even noticed that before.
Wade talking about the “SS” strategy at an “AA” meeting.....
....
*AASS*
What a stupid joke... have my like.
DJ Cringe You know, it could be an "AssAss" strategy.
Buphido
😂😂
INTELLIGENCE 100
@@aggelossourelis1040 read your name
Markiplier, plays with grenades, crossbows, now AA meetings......FINALLY!!!
To them long enough
@@nathanchavez6171 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"It's the S.S. Way"
Wade
Wade no
*Mark proceeds to make a very interesting hand gesture*
what does it mean though? it’s a nazi thing like wade said right?
@@bionicnimrod yes, a nazi group, they did a load of fucked up shit. think of the atrocities done by the nazis and the SS probably did it.
@@wawawawwawaawwawa4965 I thought S.S meant steam ship
@@eggo2179 In the maritime sense, yes S.S. is short for steam ship or sailing ship. In a war history sense, SS is short for schutzstaffel which is basically a paramilitary for the nazi party. They're famous from being the officer in the field all the way to being the ones who commited war crimes.
@@bionicnimrod As far as I can remember the Schutzaffel (SS or Black Shirts) were like a vamped up SA (Sturmabteilung or Brown Shirts). The SA were ex soldiers recruited by Hitler to disrupt meetings of opposing parties such as the communists. I also believe the SA tried to assist in the Munich Putsch - which is when Hitler failed to take power in Berlin. The SS were used when Hitler came into power in 1933, they helped reinforce the police state and control any opposition. So they were basically like Hitler's loyal army while he was just beginning to indoctrinate the population (emphasis on the children and the army) with threats and propaganda. Shout out to my History teacher.
When they were doing the echoy voices I just thought:
*_RETURN THE SLAB._*
Or suffer my cuuuurse !
AHM GETTIN' ME MALLET!
*incoherent dog ramblings*
*WHAT'S YOUR OFFER?*
Save the lesbians bunny from evil mad pitbull dog so the fox girl will stop hitting you.
"Fine I'll squirt my candle."
Things that...sound really akward out of context.
Explain
Put your mind as far in the gutter as you can.
B to blow
I have a candle (>.
We all have candles.
Except for ladies.
They have candle holders.
Everyone: let’s play Minecraft
Mark: trying to avoid it with all his will power.
He can just buy the handbooks and learn the basics
He probably avoids Minecraft because he can't drink anymore, so he's sad he can't play some *Drunk Minecraft* 😂😂
@@angryinternetperson6629 Orrrr... He doesn't want to babysit stuck Wade and Bob
SnowDrop he always does
@@angryinternetperson6629 listen not every one dose drunk minecraft every day
“It’s the SS way”
~Wade Barnes 2019
Read it as soon he said it.
tis the SS wae
Is... Is that his last name?
Narnia Lives yes
Wade is a Nazeeee.
Mark: "Hold on I need a thumbnail for this video" *laughs*
Bob: *chuckles* "hold still I'm making content"
505 likes and u dident get a single reply yet
That moment of Wade saying, "dude I feel fine" was so funny to me. XD
Firock Finion 😂💯
Mark: fingers bobs hand.
Bob: what are you doing?!
Mark: are you close?
Jordon West LOLOL I LAUGHED ‘WAY TO HARDDDDD!’ But guess what? So is Mark’s Hand
5:15 I just love how Bob's character has no facial expression but just looks so DONE with Wade
Real
Anyone else feel like like mark and wade are the kids and bob is the parent that got stuck with them? Lol
theyre all a bunch of unsupervised children
Mark and Bob take turns being the parent XD
I literally have that thought with every vid I watch of the 3 of them mate
Previously on Hand Simulator: *MY CROSSBOW WANTS TO KILL ME*
And now: Demons, Creepy Babies and an AA Meeting from Hell
"The nice way to say selfish is independent not self confident"
-BOB 2019
I love the pure terror on Mark's face when Bob said there was something behind him
Wade: “Is easter even a real holiday?”
Jesus after rising from the dead: Am I a joke to you?
Yes mystic zombie. Yes you are a joke to me
Gun Toting Stylist It was a joke, but since you wanted to take it seriously, Zombies are undead. Jesus rose from the dead. There's a difference
"Sounds of crunching popcorn" don't mind me just have y'alls fight!
CBGaming so he’s a vampire
mincraft lover lol
"Clearly you don't worship Satan as well as I do"- Wade (LordMinion777) 2019
He literally has the number 777 in his name and his name is lordminion. 😂😂😂
Da King our names matches pretty well😁
I legit scrolled looking for someone to point this out😂😂😂like wtf Wade
He's Santa. Rearrange Santa and you get Satan. It was obvious from the start 😧
I only liked cause the profile pic
"I'm not selfish I just care about me."
Oh Wade.
Fawny Wolf no bitch in like a good way, selfish Is bad
@@That_Guy_Ty holy god dude, calm down
@@That_Guy_Ty pretty sure that's part of the joke
@@That_Guy_Ty jesus christ dude don't curse it's a joke (⌐■-■)
@@That_Guy_Ty damn chill 😳 why you so pressed my guy
"You don't need eyes where we're going" Mark should be writing horrors
(4k likes?? omg, I have never been this famous. Thank you!)
Event Horizon quote
Its about time I find a comment on that quote
I read that as soon as he said that
Patrycja Kapkin I made it 666 likes I'm a G O D
No your a demon
Baby doll : snaps back to see Wade
Me & Mark : Oh shit
Lol watched that right when I read this
Dont Swear
GabrieLY
My apologies I didn’t mean to offend you
@@Gabriel-ok5bh r/woosh
@@angryinternetperson6629 not a woooooooooosh
Mark in hand simulator: you’re right
Mark in Uno: *YOU RIGHT-*
*Sexual noises and grunts* Mark: “cool”
Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts
Didn’t know snacks are also RUclipsrs. *That explains the pizza that kept yelling for me to buy it’s merch and subscribe.*
LOL
1:49
5:08 the face I make when I enter the room and there is a full conversation about me between all my friends.
Sierra Linendoll and the face I make at family gathering when I walk into the conversation between my relatives and my name is used 👀
Return to your funny comment and this funny video
This video is basically Mark, Bob and Wade *sitting in a circle, arguing like an old married couple* - _EXACTLY the content I signed up for!_
"The true meaning of Christmas"
"Is Easter even a real Holiday?"
Watches intro...
Me: I love to watch Mark rage
Later...
Me: mark scares me when he screams
Same
Meh 2
I want a whole tv show with these three sitting in chairs and arguing
19:55 “Mark here mark I gotchu”
“Give, put it right in my palm”
*Bob yeets the lit match across the table* 😂😭😭
Beginning: Holidays yaeh.
Middle, Bob: THERE IS SOMETHING BEHIND YOU!
Mark: w-WHAT *Confused screaming*
No one:
Literally no one:
Wade: *_cLEARLY YOU DON’T WORSHIP SATAN AS WELL AS I DO_*
I personally love that hand simulator put in an alcoholics anonymous thats actually anonymous
Minecraft: I AM INEVITABLE!
Mark: I aM mArKIPliEr!
Lmao
I love your profile picture.
Delete ur profile pic
Wade: "Clearly you don't worship satan as well as I do"
Mark: "Your right Santa"
I..I just want to watch someone hear this out of context 😂
You’re
@Alora Gacha ME THREE
8:41 the way bob raises his hand just cracks me up
I read this as I saw it and nearly fucking died laughing.
Just a blank stare as the hand rises into the sky
I love how you just see Marks whole face lights up when he first joins the demon baby thing. You can just see that he really loves his creepypasta and horror
Previously on Hand Simulator cut to Mark screaming at the top of his lungs.
“How’s everyones mental state?”
Me: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
That is agreed apon Tord
Lol i miss eddsworld Rip edd
Men talk stet?
After seeing the "content" in the beginning, I believe it is safe to say...
*_"Same"_*
I actually think it's great that Mark chooses to do something other than minecraft. yeah, i like watching the minecraft playthroughs, but these vids are like a slap of reality and a break from the same stuff. Keep doing what you're doing mark!
Keep on doing what he is already AND play Minecraft
I love the fact that Wade has a shaved headed individual as an avatar, and talks about the SS way
Unrelated but one of my many favorite Wade quotes is:"apparently you guys don't worship Satan as well as I do"
"You don't need eyes where you are going"
Well hello Dark, we've missed you!
Mark: "How are you already in squirt mode?"
"Um... well... doesn't take much to get me there." -- Wade 2019
"How's everyone's mental state?"
Mark: I hate everything
I love how it looks like an actual conversation between Santas and Wade just looks like so timid
That AA meeting was Magical. I'd like to see more costume themed AA videos. Lol, so a mall santa, a rabi and the Easter bunny take a seat in AA Simulator. GO!
I think need more than just one idea for a videos worth add in cereal killers that are discussing what cereal to buy. GO!
you just want attention,you don't actually know what's going on lmao
:0 I would so watch a cereal killers Anonymous video, Fire Legend.
@@darkshadows_1116 I don't think anyone knows what's going on so we might make it more knowable by giving them ideas then they can start to go into madness after that
“I just had to get my finger in first, and THEN the rest.”
Mark, 2019
Edit: HOW DA HECK I GET THIS MANY LIKES?! 😦
Markiplier out here giving better sex ed than most American education systems
.-.
I love hand simulator vids, they are def the most funny. But I do miss prop hunt.
Prop hunt 😔✊
Yes especially when Jack was with them
me: clicking on the video expecting a super scary game
Mark, Bob, and Wade: SaNtA AnOnyMoUs
3:00-10:00
lol ok, what if they start doing podcast videos like this?! i'd approve
They already have a podcast called 3 Peens in a Podcast. They stream on twitch and fans have archived it here on youtube.
@@zaielia
Yea and i keep missing it!
But not that. I mean during one of their podcast videos, they do it like this. We see em talking thru characters in this game, gmod, minecraft or some other game. Just a weird skit that involves using characters really would be cool
3 Peens Improv!
Nobody:
Not a soul:
Mark: “hAnUkKaH gEtS iN tHe WaY Of MaLl ChRiStMaS”
“Yeah it’s about how bunnies make a lot of sex”
I’m dying 5:02
Its you in the thumbnail
Furry Fetish
2019
I miss Slitheens
Gaming Master ur mom gay
Tfw you know in-detail how Mark’s First Time *actually* went because you watch Unus Annus
Rip
"How's everyone mental state"
*mark* :I hate everything
I feel the same lol
Mark, of course, creates his character as "hot" as possible.
also, 19:11 was terrifying
Aaah das hot... Das hot
@@JohnDoe-hi9ep Ha
.
Very spoopy
Top 5 Mark moments of 2019; Number one, hand simulator 0:00 to 21:39
Anybody else feel proud that Markiplier still swears? Alot?
Cringy Wamen mark wouldn’t be the same if he didn’t swear excessively
you right
I am!
Markiplier is not Markiplier without A lot of swearing!!!
Yeah. He's like Marvel's Deadpool in a community of heros.
6:10
Mark: "Wade is just being selfish."
Wade: "I like to think of myself as self confident."
Bob: "The nice way to say selfish is independent not self confident you dumb ass."
Me: 🤣🤣
I was looking for this comment lol this was my favorite part 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
@@beckyh2855 I couldn't breathe for 5 minutes straight 🤣
@@MidNiteLilac lol same I also replayed that part several times
@@beckyh2855 Same 😂
I don't understand how independence is in any way selfish....
Markplier: "I'm santa in bahamas..."
Me: *Dies while laughing*
I love how they're arguing about how complete Bob's Santa costume is, and all I'm seeing is how his shoulder is clipping through the coat.
"I've never even eaten eggs on easter"
[T h a t l o o k]
5:05
That's the face of a person whose given up
You should sub to my channel!
@@jackool9566 No.
@@jackool9566 hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah no
icravetheforbiddenlamp ouch!
It's honestly terrifying that right as Bob died the first time he lit the match...
And the flame slowly died out too
7:00 I find it funny that no matter how much Bob turns, his hands stay in the exact same position.
Wade: (dead eyes) *"I'm still santa."*
It's official
Wade's contract with Satan makes him too good at these
mark: ok ill squirt my candle *baby points to mark after*
mark's mind: that was a bad idea
9:23: The most interesting part of the AA meeting *by far* 😊
I died 😂😂😂
this is the weirdest AA meeting i’ve ever been to
When you are already mad and you snag your shirt on a door handle
Mark's ghost voice is genuinely haunting in this...
19:11
When you get done arguing and they say some shit under their breath
My Christian mom walked in as soon as Wade said: clearly you don't worship Satan as well as I do
thanks Wade
And he said it while I was reading it-🗿🗿
Jesus Christ, that's hillarious dude!! 😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@pinkvibes_only He said it a few seconds after I read this lol
19:11
IDK what's funny at this part, but I laughing so hard. Lol. 😂
*"What's wrong with that baby?!"*
Bob: how's everyone mental state
Mark: I hate everything
*me everyday*
Where were u all this time?
@@necromasker666 honestly..... I don't know😳
Lol
Have a good one mate
@@necromasker666 u too
18:12 “I just had to get my finger in first, and then the rest.”
This just proves that they can make content just from speaking to each other