Sucker for Love: First Date

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  • @randomstuff6786
    @randomstuff6786 2 года назад +14397

    Game: "I can snap your mind like a twig in seconds"
    Mark's face, not a massochist obv: OH BABY

    • @noxnox-e9s
      @noxnox-e9s 2 года назад +281

      Definitely not totally not a masochist definitely not obviously *Points to video where he tells Sean to slap him*

    • @Ducky2223
      @Ducky2223 2 года назад +154

      @@noxnox-e9s definitely not a masochist. Absolutely not. Gestures wildly to videos where he plays surgeon simulator in an ice bath and where he eats hot peppers and runs on a treadmill

    • @wizbromanakajeffthejoykill7635
      @wizbromanakajeffthejoykill7635 2 года назад +32

      @Beast v2🔥 Ignore this comment for this is a bot people

    • @mranderson9553
      @mranderson9553 2 года назад +33

      @@noxnox-e9s more than that didn't he play a game as a kid where they just played bowling but it was their crotch instead of the pins, i forget if it was a unus anus video or just an old one

    • @lipalipz6924
      @lipalipz6924 2 года назад +30

      Mark probably : "Jokes on you I'm into that kinda stuff!!"

  • @VAMichaelaLaws
    @VAMichaelaLaws 2 года назад +51644

    Thanks for playing, darling! Really honored to voice L'neta and have you experience her story

    • @Xxgxxaxx
      @Xxgxxaxx 2 года назад +759

      yeah same

    • @mrpages6384
      @mrpages6384 2 года назад +1156

      You, miss, made some seriously good art. We appreciate it

    • @highdivinity8243
      @highdivinity8243 2 года назад +878

      I knew I recognised her voice was somewhere!

    • @edo0girl2.03
      @edo0girl2.03 2 года назад +686

      Top tier voice acting!💖 You were great!

    • @felixmalcherek2919
      @felixmalcherek2919 2 года назад +316

      Really great voice acting! Good job! :D

  • @Deus-omnia-amat
    @Deus-omnia-amat 2 года назад +7394

    “ this one isn’t a warning it just helps lower your electricity bill.”
    Best statement in the game

    • @iwogold816
      @iwogold816 2 года назад +97

      The best ritual step in the game

    • @rodolforichmond7141
      @rodolforichmond7141 2 года назад +32

      I'm the 666th like, lol

    • @VeryRGOTI
      @VeryRGOTI Год назад +32

      Even when reality ends, you still can't escape the electricity bills.

    • @sylveon3955
      @sylveon3955 Год назад +13

      @@VeryRGOTI Death and Taxes

    • @AdSoyad-rp1vm
      @AdSoyad-rp1vm 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@sylveon3955 that should be a game. A death angel collecting lives from humans to pay taxes. Death and taxes.

  • @Essendiinanis
    @Essendiinanis 2 года назад +2015

    I legit adore Ln’eta
    She’s super sweet, vaguely threatening, and strangely comforting at the prospect of absolute death.

  • @captain5935
    @captain5935 2 года назад +25361

    The moment mark realised that people would never let him live down his Malibu mispronunciation.. is priceless

    • @noonoo4503
      @noonoo4503 2 года назад +51

      God bless everyone

    • @dannyofdoom1
      @dannyofdoom1 2 года назад +466

      @@xxterpzxx581 it’s just funny..

    • @kahiruo
      @kahiruo 2 года назад +142

      @@xxterpzxx581 him and i care

    • @amp8295
      @amp8295 2 года назад +239

      @@xxterpzxx581 The fact that you made this reply kinda makes it ironic don't you think?

    • @squak___
      @squak___ 2 года назад +80

      Awesome guys! Great thread!

  • @part3dio35
    @part3dio35 2 года назад +12934

    "if you already ate the poison, might as well lick the plate"
    That's actually a pretty good quote

  • @KATinBLACK
    @KATinBLACK 2 года назад +14607

    Darling is a gentleman. All those rituals and sacrifices and he didn’t even want the squooshy, he just wanted a simple kiss

    • @Foolius.
      @Foolius. 2 года назад +933

      Also Mark:*peeks in shower*

    • @Adirbal
      @Adirbal 2 года назад +1754

      The c'thussy

    • @enriqueso5156
      @enriqueso5156 2 года назад +344

      @@Adirbal homie is down bad 💀

    • @darksoul_2.044
      @darksoul_2.044 2 года назад +424

      @@Adirbal nice but is it worth it?
      WITH EVERY CELL OF MY BODY
      *YES* 🐙

    • @jonathanstackhaus8449
      @jonathanstackhaus8449 2 года назад +249

      I mean with a mouth like that, who could tell the difference

  • @5opossumsinatrenchcoat
    @5opossumsinatrenchcoat 2 года назад +3461

    This video should have been titled:
    *Mark flirting with a psychopathic demon octopus for 50 minutes*

  • @MyoticTesseract
    @MyoticTesseract 2 года назад +6779

    that "objective: survive!" part made this a weirdly successful blend of romantic comedy and horror

    • @thefriendlyknight
      @thefriendlyknight 2 года назад +96

      The halo vibes made me happy

    • @shepbear
      @shepbear 2 года назад +4

      You spoiler it

    • @kylerdavis2130
      @kylerdavis2130 2 года назад +127

      @@shepbear then don’t read comments mid video

    • @ballisticbrontosaurus
      @ballisticbrontosaurus 2 года назад +17

      @@thefriendlyknight lone wolf intensifies

    • @justacrusadr
      @justacrusadr 2 года назад +16

      @@thefriendlyknight current objective: survive

  • @ISxKI
    @ISxKI 2 года назад +4148

    Gotta love it when Mark starts with a "uhm hi" intro, would be in for a ride

    • @OunasAnousFan
      @OunasAnousFan 2 года назад +15

      I know right XD

    • @see4881
      @see4881 2 года назад +19

      Markiplier when he plays any weird game be like

    • @thesupershinymegagengar2034
      @thesupershinymegagengar2034 2 года назад +1

      That lets you know EXACTLY what we're all in for!

    • @thesupershinymegagengar2034
      @thesupershinymegagengar2034 2 года назад +2

      @Kelly Hart What others did he do, besides the infamous Doki Doki Literature Club?

    • @basicwitch6562
      @basicwitch6562 2 года назад +3

      @@thesupershinymegagengar2034 My favorite intro is the one for Chair Fucking Simulator.

  • @nanifa6082
    @nanifa6082 2 года назад +9572

    "Eldritch Gods destroying our reality when they wake up because we are just a dream" is probably the best Lovecraft explaination I have ever heard.

    • @Peter-xw2py
      @Peter-xw2py 2 года назад +244

      I’m pretty sure that’s in the original material if you dig deep enough

    • @dopamiine4298
      @dopamiine4298 2 года назад +614

      @@Peter-xw2py yeah. If i recall all of reality is just the dream of the blind idiot god, Azathoth. Once he wakes up everything and anything will cease to exist as all existence was just a manifestation of his dreams

    • @bhraazkashyap7461
      @bhraazkashyap7461 2 года назад +190

      This is also the foundation of the Elder Scrolls lore. The Godhead's dream, CHIM and all the like.

    • @kuroyuki6254
      @kuroyuki6254 2 года назад +27

      I know right? I really loved that

    • @callmekrause4556
      @callmekrause4556 2 года назад +22

      @@bhraazkashyap7461 also there are religions that state the same

  • @NicheNobody
    @NicheNobody 2 года назад +790

    Can we all agree Michaela’s voice always fits her characters insanely well? Like I know it’s her job but you don’t always get that from voice actors. Yandere Chan worked so well with her deeper and mysterious voice acting and now L’neta? She’s such a good voice actor.

    • @AdSoyad-rp1vm
      @AdSoyad-rp1vm 6 месяцев назад +5

      Michaela is the VA? I honestly thought it was awkwardly familiar but couldn't recognize it. so that's why...

  • @nathangoedeke694
    @nathangoedeke694 2 года назад +6917

    "They say if you already at poison, you might as well lick the plate"
    Mark: "I don't know who said that"
    Me: "Whoever it is, is probably dead"

    • @lonelysome21
      @lonelysome21 2 года назад +32

      oh... true but... why?

    • @A1phaWolf150
      @A1phaWolf150 2 года назад +9

      Mithridates?

    • @JimmyPizzaDelivery
      @JimmyPizzaDelivery 2 года назад +40

      @@lonelysome21
      Well, if you ingest poison, you can probably cure it if it's in small amounts, but in large amounts the concentration will probably be too high and you'd probably die.
      There's a joke here and it probably went over my head, but for anybody wondering why.

    • @lmaolmao2544
      @lmaolmao2544 2 года назад +118

      @@JimmyPizzaDelivery it’s like that tale of when a Chinese emperor accused an innocent general of rebellion and decreed him to be executed, so the general said fuck it and actually rebelled.

    • @WiseArkAngel
      @WiseArkAngel 2 года назад +19

      Probably Rasputin. That mf drank a glass of wine and ate a bunch of food laced with cyanide and the only thing that killed him was the sympathizers straight up shooting him with guns.

  • @xdarin_
    @xdarin_ 2 года назад +9017

    Ln'eta: "I WILL DESTROY THE WHOLE REALITY!"
    Darling: "will I get a smooch"
    Ln'eta: "..yes"
    Darling: "Well then, THAT IS A DEAL, I SAY!"

  • @thelegend8570
    @thelegend8570 2 года назад +545

    I appreciate how it says "repeat until you believe you are safe" and not "repeat until you are safe".
    You're never _actually_ safe.

  • @masterofclowning
    @masterofclowning 2 года назад +341

    I like how his "hero syndrome" goes away as soon as a tentacly smooch comes into picture.

  • @samanthasoriano4188
    @samanthasoriano4188 2 года назад +3471

    The MC of this game was practically written for mark to play

    • @kalysian
      @kalysian 2 года назад +150

      Literally as he was reading some of the lines I kept thinking 'this is literally Mark' 'this is actually Mark rn.' 😂

    • @tasharaulston1868
      @tasharaulston1868 2 года назад +5

      @@kalysian Solve the riddle

    • @tasharaulston1868
      @tasharaulston1868 2 года назад +5

      @@kalysian What goes up and never comes down?

    • @kalysian
      @kalysian 2 года назад +18

      @@tasharaulston1868 Our boi's ego probably 🤣👌

    • @tasharaulston1868
      @tasharaulston1868 2 года назад +5

      @@kalysian 𝙮𝙚𝙨

  • @kittenwispy
    @kittenwispy 2 года назад +8170

    Mark: _"Lixian, put a nice like deep rumbly filter on my voice!"_
    Nerd Fiction: L̸i̴x̶i̶a̵n̶ ̷i̸s̷n̷'̶t̷ ̷h̶e̶r̴e̸ ̴r̶i̵g̸h̷t̵ ̷n̸o̷w̴ ̶>̶:̵)̴

    • @shatteredreality_513
      @shatteredreality_513 2 года назад +158

      Hell yeah! Mark probably didn't know that Marcus would edit this one - but credit where credit is due! 💖

    • @thehonestdude1067
      @thehonestdude1067 2 года назад +67

      The edit was good but the editors licences for one of the effects he is using is expired 😅

    • @luckytenth6827
      @luckytenth6827 2 года назад +52

      *Me, a smartass:* Yeah because Lixian has a family and it's Valentine's Day so today's his day off.

    • @AngelEmfrbl
      @AngelEmfrbl 2 года назад +21

      I will be honest
      .. ...
      I was expecting a chipmunk sound

    • @kumuhana
      @kumuhana 2 года назад +10

      @@thehonestdude1067 what ?

  • @alexisglaab2572
    @alexisglaab2572 2 года назад +4829

    "FOR WHAT PURPOSE HAVE YOU AWOKEN LN'ETA THE STARSPAWN, AND BROUGHT ABOUT THE END OF REALITY?"
    Mark: "Uhhh... smash?"

  • @bomberelnour1005
    @bomberelnour1005 2 года назад +327

    Mark: "I would never.."
    Also mark: *proceeds to jamming the bathroom door and looking at her in the shower*

  • @MF-R
    @MF-R 2 года назад +6219

    The Necronomicon looking like a little girl's diary is honestly super fitting. I can just picture Cthulu laying on his tummy, kicking his legs as he scribbles in it and twirls his tendrils.

    • @user-hx5dh1ql9d
      @user-hx5dh1ql9d 2 года назад +89

      BAHA

    • @spr11te
      @spr11te 2 года назад +542

      "Dear diary, today was such a good day!! I met the sweetest boy today, and-" 🗿

    • @Mr.centipeter
      @Mr.centipeter 2 года назад +25

      YES

    • @NellieCollier
      @NellieCollier 2 года назад +311

      And he’s using a pink glitter gel pen with a pompom on the end

    • @A_McDouble
      @A_McDouble 2 года назад +18

      I love this

  • @jaideninky3929
    @jaideninky3929 2 года назад +6887

    “Babe, you’re a cosmic horror, I’m… pretty cool” is my new favorite quote ever

  • @bloodrival2
    @bloodrival2 2 года назад +2844

    "Don't worry, I always finish quickly." That line killed me.

  • @skyb0und86
    @skyb0und86 Год назад +159

    "But if you chicken out or go insane I'll end reality right then and there."
    Mark: .......D E A L

  • @Lilswamphag
    @Lilswamphag 2 года назад +1510

    As I said previously, the man who would smash a Beedrill and chairs (thanks for the reminder @Scythe) doesn't surprise me with any of his other life choices.

    • @andycandyandart
      @andycandyandart 2 года назад +13

      EXACTLY! BRO HE'D SMASH WALORD(I can't spell) 😭

    • @its99pm
      @its99pm 2 года назад +38

      It seems like only hours since he was concerned about being viewed as a furry, and we're already at the tentacle... uh, smooches.

    • @nattonep8788
      @nattonep8788 2 года назад +6

      Hmm... He didn't say he'd smash Tentacruel or Octillery but Malamar...
      Hohoho...

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 2 года назад +1

      Better: a Dugtrio.

    • @scythe3182
      @scythe3182 2 года назад +3

      Chairs 😭

  • @parallellia1509
    @parallellia1509 2 года назад +2081

    "That's just the... mailman."
    Ah yes, when you don't give any points to Charisma in RPG's.

    • @matheusrubimdepaoli5409
      @matheusrubimdepaoli5409 2 года назад +82

      considering it worked, I'd say he has pretty high carisma

    • @parallellia1509
      @parallellia1509 2 года назад +14

      @@matheusrubimdepaoli5409 makes sense

    • @nevermore7285
      @nevermore7285 2 года назад +41

      When you have so much charisma whatever you come up with somehow works.

    • @i_am_squishy6230
      @i_am_squishy6230 2 года назад +35

      When you have no charisma but max luck.

    • @parallellia1509
      @parallellia1509 2 года назад +9

      @@i_am_squishy6230 Yeah that's more accurate.

  • @RottenBen
    @RottenBen 2 года назад +4814

    Mark: "I am not a Masochist"
    Game: "If you've already eaten the poison, might as well lick the plate."
    Mark: "I agree!"

    • @vastolordeking6285
      @vastolordeking6285 2 года назад +66

      @Savetion 100k RUclips GOD wtf

    • @SnowHoof000
      @SnowHoof000 2 года назад +40

      @Kavetion actually, you cannot please everyone with one shitty vid over attacking some icon. to please others you must sexually harass Cthulhu's daughter.

    • @paisleesheppard5629
      @paisleesheppard5629 2 года назад +38

      Yeah okay the bots are just getting sinister now.

    • @raphi6817
      @raphi6817 2 года назад +1

      Markie-moo at his finest 👌🏿 form.

    • @2kchallengewith4video
      @2kchallengewith4video 2 года назад

      how many subs can I get from this comment? Current: 1.4k

  • @marshmallowbird6030
    @marshmallowbird6030 Год назад +89

    11:09 I like the subtle lines along her body implying that she’s made entirely of tentacles

    • @Lithuanian_NAFO_lad
      @Lithuanian_NAFO_lad 7 месяцев назад +11

      It was mentioned in the first Sucker for love game. Yes, this is the second game. Tho it would be better to call it a demo of sorts. It only had the chapter 1 stuff, and a sparser apartment. Anyway, in the last bit of dialogue in that game, L'neta answers a question that Darling asks (Is your hair also tenticles?) by saying, and I quote, "I am mostly tenticles". So good observation.

  • @xaviergustave8742
    @xaviergustave8742 2 года назад +4968

    I love how he knows that him mispronouncing “Malibu” isn’t getting let down anytime soon lol

  • @MadManiac36
    @MadManiac36 2 года назад +1549

    Imagine the "good ending" being the opening for a show. Just a dude who has a lady Cthulhu stuck as a squid and he keeps her to himself cuz if left unchecked she'd end all reality

    • @vampyrekyng_lex
      @vampyrekyng_lex 2 года назад +72

      That’s just monogatari series but with squid lady instead of vampire lady

    • @MadManiac36
      @MadManiac36 2 года назад +22

      @@vampyrekyng_lex I looked it up. It's a novel series? I'm not a big reader but I like that. Might have to make an exception 😎

    • @vampyrekyng_lex
      @vampyrekyng_lex 2 года назад +15

      @@MadManiac36 There’s also a manga which is ongoing with the exact same plot, and anime of most of it. I would advise you read up on it first, because there’s a lot of potentially triggering content

    • @warcrimesmorelikefuntimes6808
      @warcrimesmorelikefuntimes6808 2 года назад +12

      @@vampyrekyng_lex Nah the world needs squid lady too lol

    • @cigarette_ahegao
      @cigarette_ahegao 2 года назад +4

      SCP!!!

  • @jemgamer944
    @jemgamer944 2 года назад +9413

    Mark: “I am not a Masochist”
    Also Mark:Interested in Dating Lovecraftian creatures

    • @obama8025
      @obama8025 2 года назад +173

      JESUS CHRIST THIS BOTS

    • @aurum316
      @aurum316 2 года назад +6

      Who isn't?

    • @BlazeInferno360
      @BlazeInferno360 2 года назад +97

      @@obama8025 As soon as Markiplier uploads a video, the bots come out of nowhere 😒

    • @aurum316
      @aurum316 2 года назад +6

      @@obama8025 these*

    • @emill.x
      @emill.x 2 года назад

      lmao

  • @noobik829
    @noobik829 2 года назад +263

    "eh, a squid is fine too"
    I laughed my ass of from that

    • @Vecchio_Rhosod85
      @Vecchio_Rhosod85 Год назад +3

      Same 😂

    • @Vanillie261
      @Vanillie261 4 месяца назад

      Followed with the image of him attemtping to kiss squid L'neta 🤣🤣

  • @YelloWool
    @YelloWool 2 года назад +3220

    Mark: I won’t peek!
    Mark 2 Seconds later: 👁👄👁

    • @curl4241
      @curl4241 2 года назад +5

      reported

    • @WrenderDraws
      @WrenderDraws 2 года назад +9

      Yello I watch all your videos and now I found you here! What a coincidence

    • @AnythinggDirt
      @AnythinggDirt 2 года назад +39

      @@curl4241 reported for what lmao

    • @JikuAraiguma
      @JikuAraiguma 2 года назад +5

      would like but it's at 69 likes as of writing this

    • @deez8111
      @deez8111 2 года назад +26

      @Beast v2🔥 Damn Bro Thats Mad Funny
      Especially The Part Where You Though We Gave a Fuck.

  • @anakarentrejo1834
    @anakarentrejo1834 2 года назад +1563

    Mark: I will not be tempted
    Also Mark: Goes to check on Ln’eta

    • @Dr.C.Shadow
      @Dr.C.Shadow 2 года назад +4

      And the music from 2:26 starts playing.

  • @yourGigagamer
    @yourGigagamer 2 года назад +1386

    "They may mistake me for some kind of masochist"
    -Mark, some months before this.

    • @wk8637
      @wk8637 2 года назад +8

      I had to read that,3 times before I read it correctly

  • @immixsilver1070
    @immixsilver1070 2 года назад +125

    I find it so funny how whenever Ln'eta is talking about some sort of unspeakable horror she says it in the most happy/nonchalant voice she can muster.

  • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
    @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 2 года назад +4751

    Fun fact: Cthulhu lady is basically correct since Cthulhu's race is just called... Cthulhu

    • @Fordo007
      @Fordo007 2 года назад +108

      I thought his race was 'Great Old One'?

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 2 года назад +254

      @@Fordo007 that's just a category of aliens who are powerful

    • @Rachel98246
      @Rachel98246 2 года назад +6

      @@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 they’re not aliens, they’re Gods, right? That’s like their whole thing, that’s why they can be as large as planets and end all life on earth in an instant?
      Correct me if I’m wrong, I’m not 100% certain, but I’m pretty sure they’re Gods

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 2 года назад +135

      @@Rachel98246 ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's inconsistent but generally, if something is a god its called a god. Dagon isn't a god, he's a great old one. Azatoth isnt a great old one, he's an outer god.
      Great old ones are powerful because they're alien. No need to be a god for that

    • @maryjoygelizon4268
      @maryjoygelizon4268 2 года назад +15

      @@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 wich is more powerful a god or a great old one like cthulu?

  • @MasterOfTwisted
    @MasterOfTwisted 2 года назад +3336

    This game is so well written for what is essentially an extended troll game.

    • @Fukei_Mono
      @Fukei_Mono 2 года назад +363

      This game follows the Ethereal Snake School of Thought. If you're gonna spend hours upon hours of your life for a sh*tpost, might as well make an artwork out of it.

    • @MasterOfTwisted
      @MasterOfTwisted 2 года назад +53

      @@Fukei_Mono you make an excellent point.

    • @PokeMageTech
      @PokeMageTech 2 года назад +19

      @@Fukei_Mono
      Ethereal Snake?
      (Snake, phone, snake! Not Snape, mean Hogwarts professor and double-agent extraordinaire!)

  • @HuneeBruh
    @HuneeBruh 2 года назад +4173

    Ln'eta: "whos that darling?"
    Mark: *becomes an opera singer*

    • @aidenanderson2777
      @aidenanderson2777 2 года назад +84

      Holy light shines from his mouth

    • @FROST_HUGGER
      @FROST_HUGGER 2 года назад +35

      @@aidenanderson2777 that is something someone on the bible would say

    • @TwinCuri
      @TwinCuri 2 года назад +12

      i laughed at this

    • @x3dwany371
      @x3dwany371 2 года назад

      @@FROST_HUGGER or it’s could be a cheesy line in a porno

    • @Hobo-Dragon
      @Hobo-Dragon 2 года назад +1

      @@x3dwany371 PGFFT WHAT

  • @chaoscreature
    @chaoscreature Год назад +15

    42:05
    Markiplier in this:
    Break up? With this girl? Why would anyone wanna break up?
    The outside world recoils in fear
    Thinking if they slip up, they'll get locked up with her
    You're killing yourself just to make ends meet
    While I'm workin' on my rituals and kicking up my feet
    You can't beat livin' with goddesses, there's always someone to do
    And you know who's praying, everyone but you!
    Every day I wake up to a nice hot power
    Don't care about reality so I’m smooching for hours

  • @TRquiet
    @TRquiet 2 года назад +292

    The mood change makes sense. If some rando summoned me expecting a smooch, I’d be pretty pissed, but if they had a magical book about my perfect “take over the world” date, I’d be more receptive.

  • @BenBen-be4dr
    @BenBen-be4dr 2 года назад +1367

    Cosmic entity: *planing on killing him*
    Mark: "hey you changed my poster!"

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 года назад +2044

    Markiplier's Pokemon "S or P" video got him prepared for this game.

  • @Mr.Chaos..
    @Mr.Chaos.. 2 года назад +105

    Cuthulu lady“The stronger my influence I have on you”
    Markiplier “ ooohh oooh oooh “

  • @itz_onion1312
    @itz_onion1312 2 года назад +5345

    Damn... Markiplier really do be selling all humanity for some Ln'ussy.

    • @OGComputerTitus
      @OGComputerTitus 2 года назад +494

      Even the bot above me got confuse lmfao💀

    • @archang3l123
      @archang3l123 2 года назад +473

      @@OGComputerTitus the bot got so flabbergast it forgot what it was supposed to spam 💀

    • @amanwithnoplans6592
      @amanwithnoplans6592 2 года назад +232

      What in the sam fuck did you just utter into this realm

    • @derpixelite
      @derpixelite 2 года назад +77

      on god?

    • @shockmazta3116
      @shockmazta3116 2 года назад +109

      Shit bro if I was in "Darling's" position I would too.

  • @original_demonic
    @original_demonic 2 года назад +13044

    Markiplier on Halloween: *Plays Huniepop*
    Markiplier on Valentine’s Day: *Plays Cuthullu dating horror game*
    Holy shit thanks for the likes guys :)

    • @jonathanreyes6373
      @jonathanreyes6373 2 года назад +193

      @Savetion 100k RUclips GOD ? Why is there a bot ?

    • @Indian0Lore
      @Indian0Lore 2 года назад +28

      Didn’t he already play this?

    • @original_demonic
      @original_demonic 2 года назад +81

      @@Indian0Lore not that I know of :).

    • @Pawtacle
      @Pawtacle 2 года назад +145

      Because the true horror can be found in your heart!

    • @glennverschoren4517
      @glennverschoren4517 2 года назад +25

      Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

  • @thealmightypuht.a.p.
    @thealmightypuht.a.p. 2 года назад +7260

    Game: *tells Mark not to do something*
    Mark: “I would never do that!”
    Also Mark: *immediately does what the game tells him not to do*
    Never change Mark. 🤣👌

    • @theonewhoasked9046
      @theonewhoasked9046 2 года назад +72

      **The joy of creation flashbacks**

    • @bobandmrmecaleb5873
      @bobandmrmecaleb5873 2 года назад +63

      Don't look back. Ok, I won't look back. I will never look back. Why would I think to look back? *Looks back* Ok I looked back, I don't know what that did, but I did it! AAAAAAAAAA! EEHHHHHHHHH!

    • @tekuwork5533
      @tekuwork5533 2 года назад

      Lol such a nice memory even I don't see it in that time 😂

    • @Moonlightdoesgacha
      @Moonlightdoesgacha 2 года назад

      Fr😭

    • @mr.n5709
      @mr.n5709 2 года назад

      GMM < MA > NM

  • @materialgwurl8737
    @materialgwurl8737 2 года назад +703

    I love the way he said ''I always finish quickly'' and roasted himself without knowing.

  • @Monophoric
    @Monophoric 2 года назад +1711

    "Lovecraftian horror dating game"
    That's a new sentence, I hope..

    • @skykyosuke7628
      @skykyosuke7628 2 года назад +61

      damn the bots are going wild in your comments section

    • @Monophoric
      @Monophoric 2 года назад +47

      @@skykyosuke7628 I know, this is.. painful. I don't want to be associated with these comments-

    • @n1thecaptain965
      @n1thecaptain965 2 года назад +4

      Sadly, no

    • @silverflight01
      @silverflight01 2 года назад +2

      No, but it’s rare for me to see it.

    • @oceanman207
      @oceanman207 2 года назад +7

      Hoooooooolllyyyyy frick. Dem comments tho, sorry you have to witness this

  • @Rumcake256
    @Rumcake256 2 года назад +9965

    The voice actress fucking nailed this. She did such a great job

    • @ghostkeef2339
      @ghostkeef2339 2 года назад +608

      That’s Michaela Laws for you.

    • @andy56duky
      @andy56duky 2 года назад +461

      @@ghostkeef2339 the same person that voice the "yandere simulator" girl

    • @_prim_2168
      @_prim_2168 2 года назад +241

      @@andy56duky yes she does a lot of voice acting

    • @strry.b0y
      @strry.b0y 2 года назад +139

      She actually commented on the video if you look

    • @AM-mp7ug
      @AM-mp7ug 2 года назад +57

      Cue random weeb popping in and saying
      "Ew! English dubs are trash, watch the Japanese with Subs unless you're illiterate."
      😂

  • @pacifistcowboy
    @pacifistcowboy 2 года назад +289

    the sudden glimpse into what’s truly happening and seeing his skin ripped off was so unexpected and cool

  • @dakofruit
    @dakofruit 2 года назад +577

    Nothing like being sick and watching markiplier.

  • @frohm9356
    @frohm9356 2 года назад +1580

    Mark: Had just ranked all pokemon he'd smash
    Also Mark: Playing a game about dating lovecraftian monsters
    Is there something you're not telling us Mark?

    • @erikios7292
      @erikios7292 2 года назад +16

      Yeah, he be lonely

    • @adnanshaikh7692
      @adnanshaikh7692 2 года назад +67

      @@erikios7292 Amy would like to know your location

    • @erikios7292
      @erikios7292 2 года назад +12

      @@adnanshaikh7692 not mentioned enough to know about. We barely even see Chica.

    • @AntellPryyde
      @AntellPryyde 2 года назад +35

      No, no, he *is* telling us.

    • @gingadreamurr6238
      @gingadreamurr6238 2 года назад +37

      He’s got a thing for monster girls

  • @chargerman440
    @chargerman440 2 года назад +627

    Mark’s mispronunciation of the word “Malibu” was the funniest part of the video to me

    • @ntoxofficial
      @ntoxofficial 2 года назад +2

      @Savetion 100k RUclips GOD probably the most awful thing ive read in a while but to your credit i laughed

    • @willoween-witch
      @willoween-witch 2 года назад +4

      he sounded like a sim lol

    • @ntoxofficial
      @ntoxofficial 2 года назад

      @Jhulir ?

    • @ntoxofficial
      @ntoxofficial 2 года назад

      @Jhulir its horrific and its funny to think that someone would even say something like that, let alone make a bot that says that

    • @ntoxofficial
      @ntoxofficial 2 года назад

      @Jhulir in the least edgy way possible, i have a very non standard sense of humor and am aware of the context. honestly the actual thing in his comment isnt funny, its more so funny to me that i found such an awful insanely awful comment under a markiplier video given that its the only comment section ive glanced through in years. so really, its more so the context that i found the comment in thats funny to me and not the actual comment, given that i dont agree with its message at all

  • @angrysparrow9012
    @angrysparrow9012 2 года назад +4527

    Ln'eta: "not even escaping reality can protect you~"
    me: *proceeds to noclip into the backrooms*

  • @ZodiacCSin
    @ZodiacCSin 2 года назад +54

    It took me re-watching 3 times over to realise that "quiet hill" is a "Silent Hill" reference... (18:59)

  • @anakistormenta
    @anakistormenta 2 года назад +612

    He's not even trying to pretend the fact that he's a masochist anymore; He just embraced it

    • @silverflight01
      @silverflight01 2 года назад +17

      Mark Edward Masochist Fischbach

    • @Foxboi681
      @Foxboi681 2 года назад +6

      oh my god this entire section is just bots

  • @falsehoodintensifies445
    @falsehoodintensifies445 2 года назад +2429

    Mark: Lixian make my voice deeper
    Darkiplier: Whomst has awakened me

  • @ash_9604
    @ash_9604 2 года назад +3785

    Can someone make a “Date Lady Dimitrescu” simulator for Mark.

    • @undercovertakodachi4301
      @undercovertakodachi4301 2 года назад +90

      Ahh @lixian where you at?

    • @rommellgraham3245
      @rommellgraham3245 2 года назад +17

      Nah it should be a mod

    • @coralplayz_1016
      @coralplayz_1016 2 года назад +35

      Well I could try to learn on how to make such content-
      Edit: I give up

    • @mahentahen5992
      @mahentahen5992 2 года назад +9

      Chapter 3 lol

    • @PokeMageTech
      @PokeMageTech 2 года назад +9

      …she the crazy-tall vampire lady that weirdos (dunno if that’s masochists or just broadly) were/are simping/obsessing over?

  • @CasualRacerRed
    @CasualRacerRed 2 года назад +102

    Mark: god she's cute
    *Ladies and Gentlemen. We got him*

  • @heyythatsprettygood8763
    @heyythatsprettygood8763 2 года назад +973

    *"I sense something perverted on the winds."*
    Folks, we gotta make that into a famous meme template

  • @Supercoolguy163
    @Supercoolguy163 2 года назад +3269

    Y'all just ever wonder how hard Lovecraft would throw himself through a glass window after seeing his Eldritch horrors turn into anime girls?
    edit: HOLY SHIT, thank you guys for 3.2 LIKES, this is my first time exceeding 1000, 2000, LET ALONE 3000 LIKES!

    • @moon_wizard1250
      @moon_wizard1250 2 года назад +514

      Who cares? He wrote some neat stuff but he was a crazy raging racist. Dude named his cat the N word. He should feel grateful that society has a whole has decided to look past who he was and appreciate the works he created, in whatever capacity we so choose.

    • @StarSCTEBunToaster
      @StarSCTEBunToaster 2 года назад +343

      it’s hilarious to think abt too lmao, not to mention he deserves it for being such a POS

    • @frog1405
      @frog1405 2 года назад +262

      @@moon_wizard1250 dude was a massive POS, but let's be fair, the cat had that name when he received it (he also got it when he was a child, or relatively young at least) unless I'm remembering wrong. Dude was still a dick though.

    • @darrianweathington1923
      @darrianweathington1923 2 года назад +100

      as long as their not from wales... or jewish... or black. He would be fine with it.

    • @ped3752
      @ped3752 2 года назад +19

      I do, and i love every part of that idea.

  • @KingDerpy13
    @KingDerpy13 2 года назад +2264

    Lovecraft in his grave, twisting and turning, fuming in the afterlife at seeing that his beloved cosmic horrors and daemon are being turned into anime girls.
    *Hot, sexy, thicc anime girls.*

    • @scrumpors8706
      @scrumpors8706 2 года назад +172

      And the world is better for it

    • @leahhatcher3190
      @leahhatcher3190 2 года назад +79

      Screw lovecraft

    • @acceptablecasualty5319
      @acceptablecasualty5319 2 года назад +47

      He wouldn't care an ounce.

    • @scrumpors8706
      @scrumpors8706 2 года назад +206

      @@acceptablecasualty5319 obviously, he used the metric system

    • @lilr6199
      @lilr6199 2 года назад +70

      @@scrumpors8706 ok that made me giggle a bit, good one

  • @bigtomar
    @bigtomar Год назад +19

    46:14 Sorry, but Ryan Reynolds is a part of humanity, and I can't let anything happen to him. He's my bbg, which you'll never be.

  • @daniharkness00
    @daniharkness00 2 года назад +766

    "Why would something so cute have such an insidious aura around it?" Well they've obviously never had a child wake you up from a nightmare at 3am.

    • @callmesnowboo
      @callmesnowboo 2 года назад +6

      Love this xD

    • @floricel_112
      @floricel_112 2 года назад +15

      I've had kittens to take care of at timds and I always cursed their existence whenever they kept me awake at like 3 in the morning

  • @katrina8231
    @katrina8231 2 года назад +817

    I really like how mark reads everything for us instead of just skimming through it or reading it in his head like some others do, I find it more entertaining given how funny and dramatic he can make these things, he could probably be a really good voice actor with how well he can read off lines and how dramatic and into character he can be

  • @goldenk2k299
    @goldenk2k299 2 года назад +525

    26:01 "it's a great point actually, if you don't think about it it's an even better point"
    Wise words Mark i might just note that down for later

    • @jetaimesooshi
      @jetaimesooshi 2 года назад +1

      YO WTF . I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH THE COMMENTS AND HE SAID IT AS I GOT TO YOURS -

    • @goldenk2k299
      @goldenk2k299 2 года назад

      @@jetaimesooshi legend

  • @burn1ng_st4r
    @burn1ng_st4r 2 года назад +32

    45:52 Okay but why do I feel super bad for her even though she was gonna end all of humanity-

  • @artsyariii
    @artsyariii 2 года назад +953

    mark: *summons a otherworldly demon*
    also mark: "WANNA SMOOCH?"

    • @adrianahanif5027
      @adrianahanif5027 2 года назад +1

      @Savetion 100k RUclips GOD Go away

    • @Meajy
      @Meajy 2 года назад +1

      @@adrianahanif5027 it’s about nothing u can do

  • @SilverWitch971
    @SilverWitch971 2 года назад +363

    I like how the character was so afraid of pissing Missy off, despite the fact we have already established that everyone will be dead (including him) in the end so it doesn’t really matter if he screws up his normal life stuff

    • @thepanzerofthelake732
      @thepanzerofthelake732 2 года назад +18

      *SPOILER FOR THE SECOND CHAPTER OF "Sucker for Love: First Date"*
      When you remember that Missy is not only the King in Yellow but you also get married to her and that she's an Eldritch God: *Well you see....*

    • @floricel_112
      @floricel_112 2 года назад +4

      @@thepanzerofthelake732 that's some Dunwich horror setup

    • @ajh3461
      @ajh3461 2 года назад +6

      I fear no Eldritch Deity, but that thing:
      Missy
      It scares me.

    • @criticalfox1568
      @criticalfox1568 2 года назад +1

      Bold of you to assume that she *can* die.

  • @daoch.
    @daoch. 2 года назад +570

    The way mark flirts with her is godly, how he deepens his voice.
    "you must pledge yourself to me"
    mark: "OH baby...Im already commited~"

  • @DragonFyst
    @DragonFyst Год назад +60

    Someone needs to make a knockoff of this where it’s Mark trying to summon Lady Dimitrescu. 😂

    • @sottaoru_x_tsukima2165
      @sottaoru_x_tsukima2165 9 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂dude I love his face when he has dirty minded thoughts😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JohnnyVisaCard
    @JohnnyVisaCard 2 года назад +165

    Mark: "You're a cosmic horror, I'm... pretty cool" That line will live rent-free in my head forever

  • @ThePancakeProductions
    @ThePancakeProductions 2 года назад +596

    14:57 “Don’t worry… I always finish quickly…”
    -Markimoo 2022

  • @nothentai4424
    @nothentai4424 2 года назад +1338

    Dating Sim: has tentacles
    Everybody: I think we all know where this is going

    • @jakesmith1802
      @jakesmith1802 2 года назад +39

      splatoon

    • @ran631
      @ran631 2 года назад +14

      @@jakesmith1802 totally splatoon

    • @ran631
      @ran631 2 года назад +8

      @@jakesmith1802 splatoon r34

    • @artonomousr6623
      @artonomousr6623 2 года назад +1

      Yes... the ultimate rimjob.

    • @captaincaption
      @captaincaption 2 года назад +1

      tentacle kink

  • @luvbite
    @luvbite 2 года назад +44

    15:40 the toot after mark said “i feel it” 😭

  • @fusix92
    @fusix92 2 года назад +529

    "Theres gotta be a silver lining to this"
    "I can think of a few things"

  • @ToadTWE
    @ToadTWE 2 года назад +1399

    Mark went from smashing Pokémon to smashing anime waifus. Look how far he’s come

  • @ryanleung364
    @ryanleung364 2 года назад +1538

    Mark: "What am l Equipting Here?"
    Me: " Have you ever heard of pants?"

    • @anchovybushwack472
      @anchovybushwack472 2 года назад +5

      Exactly

    • @miorazim7110
      @miorazim7110 2 года назад +12

      that would imply that you need to wear pants in the game

    • @badbreakingbadvideos
      @badbreakingbadvideos 2 года назад +13

      So the main character is without pants? weird

    • @miorazim7110
      @miorazim7110 2 года назад +14

      @@badbreakingbadvideos that or he wear's multiper layers of pants, it would also imply that they are unequippable, so yeah

    • @PancakemonsterFO4
      @PancakemonsterFO4 2 года назад +5

      The underpants of INFINITE POWER!!

  • @The_Fine_Lad
    @The_Fine_Lad Год назад +52

    "MY GOD LOOK AT THAT ASS" -Markiplier, the best quote I have ever heard

  • @akumuryuu
    @akumuryuu 2 года назад +334

    "Put a pink mustache there". Now that I think about it, dating eldrich horror is something Warfstache would do.

    • @MegDoesStuff0
      @MegDoesStuff0 2 года назад +24

      Honestly they’d probably be scared of him 🤣

    • @whyhellotherexxx8659
      @whyhellotherexxx8659 2 года назад

      @Savetion 100k RUclips GOD how does this have any relation to the original comment 🤨

    • @akumuryuu
      @akumuryuu 2 года назад +8

      @@whyhellotherexxx8659 Just bots, report and ignore.

    • @EtamirTheDemiDeer
      @EtamirTheDemiDeer 2 года назад +2

      Ln’eta x warfstache is my new otp

    • @maddieullrick4939
      @maddieullrick4939 2 года назад

      Bold of you to assume Warfstache isn’t an eldritch horror

  • @gmonster9857
    @gmonster9857 2 года назад +87

    46:32
    ''is there another woman?''
    no it's the mailman

  • @Chefkraken
    @Chefkraken 2 года назад +1314

    Who would have thought that a Lovecraftian dating sim would also be a good pronunciation guide for "Worcestershire sauce"

    • @Chris-tt4tc
      @Chris-tt4tc 2 года назад +59

      It doesn't though, it's pronounced 'wuh-ster-sher'

    • @Hi-om9bl
      @Hi-om9bl 2 года назад +26

      It’s pronounced wrong >:( it’s meant to be wuss ter shurr sauce

    • @nugget3975
      @nugget3975 2 года назад +8

      I always heard it pronounced as Wooster-shire.

    • @DeltaSilver88
      @DeltaSilver88 2 года назад +20

      English has some of the weirdest pronunciations... Gloucester and Leicester don't make sense to many foreigners (should really be pronounced as Glow-chester and Ley-chester, but dialectal shortening yeeted three letters).

    • @Chris-tt4tc
      @Chris-tt4tc 2 года назад +13

      @@nugget3975 when shire is in a name like wiltshire or gloucestershire, its pronounced shur/sher. on its own its pronounced properly like when talking about shire horses etc

  • @Starqueen6.
    @Starqueen6. Год назад +9

    Every time I’m feeling down I have to rewatch the sucker for love series it brings me so much joy and never gets old

  • @Kekedekes
    @Kekedekes 2 года назад +384

    Mark: *stumbles over Malibu and omnipotent*
    Also Mark: *throws out necronomicon like it ain’t no thing*

    • @ToastedWafflee
      @ToastedWafflee 2 года назад +8

      Probably because he likes a relic named after it in slay the spire

    • @Hlebuw3k
      @Hlebuw3k 2 года назад

      maybe because thats not the first time he said it...

    • @Kekedekes
      @Kekedekes 2 года назад +2

      @@Hlebuw3k My bad. I didn’t know it was that common of a word! He’s probably said Malibu though…
      All jokes! Mark stumbling when he speaks reminds us that he’s human!

    • @Hlebuw3k
      @Hlebuw3k 2 года назад

      @@Kekedekes thats my point, its not a common word.... yet he still said it so well

    • @Kekedekes
      @Kekedekes 2 года назад

      @@Hlebuw3k okay, I think I completely misunderstood your point then! My bad!

  • @Atamosk-bu7zt
    @Atamosk-bu7zt 2 года назад +812

    Mark: "i'm not a massochist."
    Also Mark: *opens the embodiment of insanity and flips through it like a sears catalogue*

    • @2kchallengewith4video
      @2kchallengewith4video 2 года назад +1

      how many subs can I get from this comment? Current: 1.4k

    • @literallythrowing3264
      @literallythrowing3264 2 года назад +4

      Sorry about the bots in your comments bro, this was a good comment

    • @snsnshhhs663
      @snsnshhhs663 2 года назад

      @@literallythrowing3264 Bullshit. This comment is overused. Do you know why? BECAUSE mY CONtENT IZ BETAR!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 ……….. kidding

  • @xpunkinpiex8416
    @xpunkinpiex8416 2 года назад +516

    The “Sorry babe but I’m a rolling stone.” Killed me. 🤣

  • @Sliverist
    @Sliverist Год назад +4

    The amount of 'OH..'s and stammering was absolutely hillarious, and probably showing how absolutely traumatized Darling would be in those situations.

  • @DaniJHollis
    @DaniJHollis 2 года назад +158

    The idea of a lovecraftian hellcreature snapping a moist tentacle across Mark's face like a dominatrix sounds exactly up Mark's alley. He couldn't get a 9ft tall vampire vamp, so we settle with what makes up happy next.

    • @dailenhowell7304
      @dailenhowell7304 2 года назад +4

      couldnt get the tall, so grab the small xD

    • @wahlflower3517
      @wahlflower3517 2 года назад +3

      Mark still has a chance at another tall. The last unlockable horror is (I believe) taller than the vampire lady.

    • @foxhitsdrums
      @foxhitsdrums 2 года назад +6

      imagine showing this comment to a victorian child

    • @kyvilfongkot6372
      @kyvilfongkot6372 2 года назад

      @@foxhitsdrums shut it twitter user

    • @BLANKONTOP
      @BLANKONTOP 2 года назад +2

      @@kyvilfongkot6372 imagine showing this comment to a victorian child.

  • @robertgrays8790
    @robertgrays8790 2 года назад +265

    Mark should've sang L'neta his best poem:
    You do you,
    and I'll do me,
    and we won't do each other.
    Probably.

  • @kylekaufman253
    @kylekaufman253 2 года назад +914

    Ln' eta has to be my favorite character out of all the others. She is simply *amazing*
    She's funny, she's adorable, she's caring, she poseses human-like traits such as discomfort (ex: "Eh? W-what?"), irritation (ex: "don't say it again, CREEP"), sadness, etc, but at the same time, she's definitely not someone you want to piss off.
    *She's great.*

    • @widge4066
      @widge4066 2 года назад +32

      Agreed! Ln'eta is a wonderful character :]

    • @Skeletonman21
      @Skeletonman21 2 года назад +56

      Honestly, it is quite impressive because she like you said has human like traits but at the same time is very clearly nothing near human, they nailed it

    • @HerrscherPuppet
      @HerrscherPuppet Год назад +2

      Ln’eta is lovable but because of my lifekind Estir is more my type

    • @mihaimercenarul7467
      @mihaimercenarul7467 Год назад

      ​@@widge4066cringe

    • @widge4066
      @widge4066 Год назад +3

      @@mihaimercenarul7467 okay?

  • @SCARaw
    @SCARaw 2 года назад +25

    with that 38:47 my gf literally said that she would fall for you if she would be cthulu gf...

  • @Macncheeseyayaa
    @Macncheeseyayaa 2 года назад +325

    markiplier: im mature
    also mark: *saying demonic chant* "fart- hehehe"

  • @mrifat13
    @mrifat13 2 года назад +792

    Mark: "Well loo- It wasn't I, It was them! It was them!"
    Also Mark: "I love this"

  • @TzoLia
    @TzoLia 2 года назад +612

    I would recognise Michaela's voice from a mile away... God she's such a talented voice actor.

  • @jaydenradecker5035
    @jaydenradecker5035 2 года назад +68

    Betcha 10 bucks mark’s gonna peek

  • @teckdeck6480
    @teckdeck6480 2 года назад +358

    "I'm a rolling stone I'm like a- you're a cosmic horror, I'm pretty cool" is such a Mark thing to say

  • @quietarsonist5997
    @quietarsonist5997 2 года назад +129

    Le`neta: "Take heart, your pledge of devotion will be the last act of humanity for all time ;)"
    Mark: "yEs pLeaSe"

  • @HalfTangible
    @HalfTangible 2 года назад +262

    Can you imagine Lovecraft's reaction to knowing his creations lead to THIS?
    "You know they're supposed to be *scary* right?! I... I need to go lie down..."

    • @galactic-hamster7043
      @galactic-hamster7043 2 года назад +34

      I mean if that is his reaction, then technically we've achieved what he in his time period never could

    • @genkureshima9834
      @genkureshima9834 2 года назад +18

      Except that they're not, they're supposed to be downright illogical to the human mind. Completely disconnected to what any human would see as "scary". And to me, dating Cthulhu's daughter/niece/whatever achieves that goal very well.

    • @lucifer-librarian9562
      @lucifer-librarian9562 Год назад +4

      @@genkureshima9834 In all honesty we gotta apreciate what Lovecraft gave to us in his mythos. He gave horror, he gave action, he gave comedy and even romance. You don't see that often

    • @arandomkobold8403
      @arandomkobold8403 Год назад

      ​@@shinesparkss5193hold on, let me look this up

    • @arandomkobold8403
      @arandomkobold8403 Год назад

      ​@@shinesparkss5193What the fuck

  • @tossboy2643
    @tossboy2643 Год назад +4

    darling consistently not understanding that he is ending the world and that there will be no 'later' because he only sees the rituals as his way to make out with an eldrich god is honestly the most realistic character flaw ive ever seen a protagonist have. tunnel vision is real man