I'M GONNA BE A MOTHER!! "important update""

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @updog6120
    @updog6120 5 лет назад +8423

    “We don’t throw things in this house Timmy”
    “Throws Timmy”

    • @bukanafif8025
      @bukanafif8025 5 лет назад +35

      Lol😂👍

    • @mylyb01
      @mylyb01 5 лет назад +36

      it's what she deserves

    • @updog6120
      @updog6120 5 лет назад +15

      it me mayo im sure its he deserves it not she

    • @mylyb01
      @mylyb01 5 лет назад +16

      @@updog6120 it's a meme

    • @NoName-lw1jn
      @NoName-lw1jn 5 лет назад +21

      "Throws diaper in Timmy's face"

  • @Malphas38th
    @Malphas38th 5 лет назад +5614

    WE. DONT. THROW. THINGS. IN. THIS. HOUSE!
    “Throws baby”

  • @astroboy1526
    @astroboy1526 5 лет назад +3795

    "I make excellent dinner, all the time." *Remembers him blowing the kitchen up in Cooking Simulator, twice*

    • @ghostikeru
      @ghostikeru 5 лет назад +24

      Miku Hatsune
      he played mother simulator before cooking simulator though lol

    • @ditisdurk6498
      @ditisdurk6498 4 года назад +3

      Epic

    • @___neha___1160
      @___neha___1160 4 года назад +2

      Yep😂

    • @mukeylike1416
      @mukeylike1416 4 года назад +3

      I Remember He Blows the kitchen every time! In part 1 & part 2

    • @dokidoki4255
      @dokidoki4255 4 года назад +11

      never trust felix in the kitchen

  • @lu777ky9
    @lu777ky9 4 года назад +3213

    pewdiepie : im the best mother.
    also pewdiepie : *try to make Timmy drink boiling water*
    Timmy : * refuses *
    pewdiepie : i swear this kid has an attitude problem.

  • @keinjake570
    @keinjake570 6 лет назад +1902

    **baby falls**
    Felix: oh my god!
    It's fine.
    It's still alive.

  • @Zkndammy
    @Zkndammy 5 лет назад +4541

    Felix's future child: /watches this/
    Felix's future child: /nervous chuckle/ Im in danger

  • @cookiedookie5881
    @cookiedookie5881 5 лет назад +713

    Felix: being a mother is easy
    Mothers everywhere around the world: Triggered

  • @chunkee6483
    @chunkee6483 4 года назад +2090

    One day Felix will have his own child.
    Felix: You're going in the sink

  • @newmoons5300
    @newmoons5300 5 лет назад +1540

    “How do I kill baby”
    A couple minutes earlier...
    “I’m a great mother”

  • @GeodesicBruh
    @GeodesicBruh 6 лет назад +1223

    *launchs baby on the ground*
    WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE GROUND?

    • @王静莉
      @王静莉 6 лет назад +1

      hhhhhhhh too funny

    • @nate_2002
      @nate_2002 6 лет назад +1

      HnnngghhaHHhahaaghahahaagaga

  • @kanzakimiyamoto9440
    @kanzakimiyamoto9440 5 лет назад +2436

    Pewdiepie: I'm a great mother!
    Couple seconds later...
    Pewdiepie: How do I kill baby??

    • @aboodhany9864
      @aboodhany9864 5 лет назад +17

      me: *dying*

    • @felix-fw3lq
      @felix-fw3lq 5 лет назад +8

      Abood Hany
      Wait a minute...
      Does...does that mean you’re pews..CHILD?!

    • @amzgng6237
      @amzgng6237 4 года назад +2

      i know pewdiepie do and why name is pewdiepie hahaha im a mind read Diss toy baebie 🟢 hahaahahhaha tq

    • @butterflysoup5966
      @butterflysoup5966 4 года назад

      LOL🤣

    • @trish816
      @trish816 4 года назад

      When did he say this?

  • @cursedoikawa3085
    @cursedoikawa3085 4 года назад +3357

    I'm laughing and crying so hard I can't breath

  • @sophia-gr3ky
    @sophia-gr3ky 6 лет назад +4317

    *drops child on the floor several times* Something is wrong with my child....

  • @Cayjen99
    @Cayjen99 5 лет назад +2674

    "I’m a great mother"
    Couple minutes later...
    "Don’t worry Timmy daddy loves you"

  • @Trollin4n00bz
    @Trollin4n00bz 6 лет назад +883

    When Marzia wants custody, she'll be showing this video to the court.

  • @kaitlyn8901
    @kaitlyn8901 4 года назад +478

    PewDiePie- “ I’m a great mother”
    Also PewDiePie- just throwing his baby everywhere

  • @harshitap4872
    @harshitap4872 6 лет назад +3057

    *2017 Pewds* - Repect Wamen!
    *2018 Pewds* - I am a wamen!

    • @tarabletv
      @tarabletv 6 лет назад +71

      Character development

    • @imisscodmw2949
      @imisscodmw2949 6 лет назад +1

      Shinzy K xd

    • @Eterna1.
      @Eterna1. 6 лет назад +7

      K 'respect whamen to be whamen'

    • @tomka19r70
      @tomka19r70 6 лет назад +10

      What’s next? He’ll call us wahmen?

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 6 лет назад +6

      *Is math related to science?*

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 6 лет назад +2894

    MOTHER SIMULATOR??? Where is Dr. Phil on this. SEND THE BABY TO THE RANCH!!!!!

  • @DeonGaming
    @DeonGaming 6 лет назад +753

    I wish kids in real life had these huge clouds with icons for their needs...

    • @silverseven5283
      @silverseven5283 6 лет назад +9

      Hahhah! Would come in handy :D

    • @JReckerCL
      @JReckerCL 6 лет назад +8

      Remember to read the messages on the wall LOL

    • @silverseven5283
      @silverseven5283 6 лет назад +2

      Then use your baby like a basketball :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Hahhahahh..!!!
      I can't.. I can't stop laughing but i don't want to stop watching either.. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Hahhaahhh..
      oo' my god... My Belly.. :';D Frickin' hilarious..

    • @tuberose4601
      @tuberose4601 6 лет назад +4

      humanity will evolve that way over time

    • @markseption2350
      @markseption2350 6 лет назад

      true

  • @kamihan6823
    @kamihan6823 4 года назад +173

    I love how Pewds went straight to the sink with the baby

  • @loomhigh
    @loomhigh 6 лет назад +3784

    actual video of Mark Zuckerburg being raised as a child

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 6 лет назад +33

      Zucc childhood was epic 😂

    • @milans041
      @milans041 6 лет назад +5

      @@ricardohoang8452 yes it was

    • @i_live_pain8420
      @i_live_pain8420 6 лет назад +12

      Legendary comment!

    • @loomhigh
      @loomhigh 6 лет назад +10

      Ricardo Hoàng and to this day, Mark Zucc has Zero Deaths, learned after his mum Pewdz

    • @Zero21kr
      @Zero21kr 6 лет назад +14

      But he cant be a child though...
      If he's a robot

  • @sashiisworld5643
    @sashiisworld5643 6 лет назад +284

    "I'm a great mother"
    *Proceeds to throw the baby on the ground*

  • @taylahcooper8174
    @taylahcooper8174 6 лет назад +2375

    Felix: WE DONT THROW THINGS IN THIS HOUSE!
    *throws baby*
    Later...
    Felix: What are you doing on the ground?!?

  • @kanzudhanarghya9576
    @kanzudhanarghya9576 4 года назад +60

    I love this. Felix is just having the time of his life, casually throwing the baby around the house and nearly killing the baby in the process.

  • @Jinda_Jatt
    @Jinda_Jatt 6 лет назад +495

    I can totally see this kid on Dr. Phil in 15 years or so

    • @vanesarotinsulu4187
      @vanesarotinsulu4187 6 лет назад +1

      Yashveer Bains I think pewds is the one who’s gonna be in dr phil 😂

  • @nightrydah9106
    @nightrydah9106 6 лет назад +5491

    Mariza probably watching this thinking to herself...ai ai ai we no make a bambino we just make a spahgett

    • @Denis.D.
      @Denis.D. 6 лет назад +85

      Lmao

    • @sakurakinomoto9567
      @sakurakinomoto9567 6 лет назад +54

      Night Rydah who's Mariza LMAO
      Felix's fiancee is called Marzia, you little piece of sh#t (?

    • @MochimonHell
      @MochimonHell 6 лет назад +14

      LOOOOL

    • @clara-rp5nq
      @clara-rp5nq 6 лет назад +247

      Sakura Hinomoto this nine year olds are getting more and more agressive every day damn it

    • @leogomxz
      @leogomxz 6 лет назад +37

      Sakura Hinomoto what's a fiancee ?

  • @snaky5036
    @snaky5036 6 лет назад +649

    Pewds : I am a great mother, ask anyone
    5 minutes earlier : How do you kill a baby?

    • @murrtenshouin3618
      @murrtenshouin3618 6 лет назад +3

      Also 5 min later he says "i swear to god timmy i will murder you"

    • @blzahz7633
      @blzahz7633 6 лет назад +5

      Saves the baby a lifetime of pain, suffering and heartbreak that'll eventually end in death regardless..

    • @emilyfanslow3604
      @emilyfanslow3604 6 лет назад

      I think you mean 3 mins later

    • @barabara9855
      @barabara9855 6 лет назад +1

      Blz Ahz Whoa...... never thought about it that way

    • @RisingRevengeance
      @RisingRevengeance 6 лет назад +2

      A good mom puts you out of your suffering

  • @kaye0091
    @kaye0091 3 года назад +111

    pewds: * drops baby on countertop *
    baby: * breaks neck *
    also pewds: something is wrong with my child

  • @itslite2083
    @itslite2083 5 лет назад +2203

    Pewdiepie: *Im probably the best mother of all time*
    Also Pewdiepie: **Kills baby**

  • @grace-wx9ey
    @grace-wx9ey 6 лет назад +443

    "WE DON'T THROW THINGS IN THIS HOUSE"
    *throws baby*

  • @redorange4748
    @redorange4748 6 лет назад +496

    Pewdiepie: **throws baby**
    Pewdiepie: why you on the floor!!???

    • @kevinmikhail6512
      @kevinmikhail6512 6 лет назад +8

      Drinking game : drink whenever pewds hurt the baby 😂🍺

  • @noodelicious2001
    @noodelicious2001 Год назад +71

    This video hits different when you know he is going to be a father

  • @zrh0
    @zrh0 6 лет назад +133

    13:05 *Throws the kid on the ground*
    13:35 "WHAT ARE U DOIN ON THE GROUND?"

    • @abderrezakghozlane4427
      @abderrezakghozlane4427 6 лет назад +7

      WE DON'T.THROW.THINGS. IN THIS HOUSE
      *Throws the kid on the ground*
      "WHAT ARE U DOINg ON THE GROUND?"

  • @astro0125
    @astro0125 6 лет назад +641

    Marzia DEFINITELY reconsidered the marriage after this video

  • @ruthielynch4953
    @ruthielynch4953 6 лет назад +880

    “Alright so how do you kill a baby?” 😂😂

    • @Liz-si7wp
      @Liz-si7wp 5 лет назад +2

      @Jacob Partridge Dang are you a baby killer?

    • @clairearisa6514
      @clairearisa6514 5 лет назад +2

      9:47 who else thought of hardstop Lucas 🤷‍♀️😂

    • @とーェーつ
      @とーェーつ 5 лет назад

      😆 😂

    • @gracemack8761
      @gracemack8761 5 лет назад

      @@Liz-si7wp no its not that hard to kill someone

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 Год назад +57

    It’s weird watching this now that Pewds is actually a mother

  • @PojelV
    @PojelV 6 лет назад +247

    Felix: How do I throw?
    Game: Tells him how to throw
    Felix: BE QUIET GAME!
    Felix: HOW DO I THROW??!!

    • @Aizec300
      @Aizec300 6 лет назад +5

      *Takes him 10 hours to find out how to throw*
      "oh you right click"
      *LITERALLY THE MOST OBVIOUS THING IN THE WORLD*

    • @Dybbukkk
      @Dybbukkk 6 лет назад

      @@Aizec300 😅

    • @flywitjesus
      @flywitjesus 6 лет назад

      as always he does

    • @foeof
      @foeof 6 лет назад +3

      He also keeps throwing the baby instead of setting it down, EVERY TIME, that's why he loses points every time. I'm pretty sure Felix doesn't understand how video game controls work which is why he's always sucked at games.

  • @dejdej2249
    @dejdej2249 6 лет назад +352

    Walt Street Journal: *Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, also known at the internet star: PewDiePie, abuses a German baby named Timmy while playing a video game. Can the RUclips icon even be trusted once he has his very own child with his fiancée?*

  • @sadippers6168
    @sadippers6168 6 лет назад +178

    Felix: Sees baby frowning and decides to drop it on the kitchen counter making a very loud cracking noise. Then the baby proceeds to have a spasm due to its injury.
    Also Felix: 'Something is wrong with my child.'

    • @TGL_Rabix
      @TGL_Rabix 6 лет назад

      Tom Dippnall true

    • @starch_tuber1778
      @starch_tuber1778 6 лет назад

      You think that child abuse is funny? You disgust me...

    • @Haammmzzzz
      @Haammmzzzz 6 лет назад

      @@starch_tuber1778 its the most hilarious thing on this planet

    • @edwardeavery748
      @edwardeavery748 6 лет назад

      Masquerade if it wasn't funny, why would it be in the video?

    • @TGL_Rabix
      @TGL_Rabix 6 лет назад

      Enzo Bastos Schmidt OOF

  • @hotemotoaster8712
    @hotemotoaster8712 4 года назад +390

    "Timmy this is not a game!"
    *is literally a game*

  • @puggyyyy
    @puggyyyy 6 лет назад +1133

    zero deaths

  • @aegistro
    @aegistro 6 лет назад +453

    *Timmy got constantly abused by his mother Pewds, escaped to India, and vowed to seek revenge in the form of T-Series*

    • @dior2628
      @dior2628 6 лет назад +14

      LMAOO

    • @ASwhul
      @ASwhul 6 лет назад +10

      Timmy had mastah card "orginal content" up his sleeve. Pewdz didn't even have a trap card to counter.

    • @AzethK
      @AzethK 6 лет назад +11

      Timmy-Series

    • @manzero134gd
      @manzero134gd 6 лет назад

      So this is a throwback filler episode?

  • @rexz7442
    @rexz7442 6 лет назад +319

    The videos have come so far, from crying for a game character, to drowning a baby in the sink.
    Absulute family friendly, would recommend to my grandma.

  • @wheezertthudd3216
    @wheezertthudd3216 4 года назад +49

    “I’m an excellent mother “ as he throws Timmy a crossed the room and he lands in a puddle of his own pee

  • @aaliyah.skins1795
    @aaliyah.skins1795 5 лет назад +691

    "I'm a great mother"
    *5 minutes later*
    Throws Timmy
    *Another 5 minutes*
    "I'm a great mother."

  • @mauser8679
    @mauser8679 6 лет назад +366

    "do i need to dip it in something so he will suck it like honey or something"-Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg

    • @Myrilia
      @Myrilia 6 лет назад +9

      You should never put honey to baby under one year old

    • @Beat105k
      @Beat105k 6 лет назад +17

      Myrilia
      The Joke
      Your head

    • @brokenthronee
      @brokenthronee 6 лет назад +4

      Myrilia r/woosh

  • @elaview
    @elaview 6 лет назад +518

    "I swear this baby have some attitude problems, wonder where he got it from.." hmmm 😂

    • @coolbreathesoverthemountains
      @coolbreathesoverthemountains 5 лет назад +4

      Let's call him PewDiePie Jr XD

    • @andellnix6738
      @andellnix6738 5 лет назад

      Haha

    • @visha7560
      @visha7560 5 лет назад

      @@coolbreathesoverthemountains Bruh no anime weebos It will become Felix (His partner last name) Kjelberg there.

    • @coolbreathesoverthemountains
      @coolbreathesoverthemountains 5 лет назад

      @@visha7560 ah I see.....dam it all also my friend that's not my name XD it's my sister

    • @coolbreathesoverthemountains
      @coolbreathesoverthemountains 5 лет назад

      My real name is uchiha Bianca I decided to call that as "Uchiha" family cuz ......... keeping up with uchiha my fam is all about drama and crazy talk XD

  • @danialmunim4140
    @danialmunim4140 4 года назад +146

    Now Marzia is never gonna leave their baby with felix !!!

  • @sandielee3731
    @sandielee3731 6 лет назад +377

    **Dr. Phil is on the way**

  • @BNK2442
    @BNK2442 6 лет назад +256

    "God I hate this child." Dude, my mother used to say the same thing.

  • @hannahbanana7421
    @hannahbanana7421 6 лет назад +1524

    Felix: Enters first thirty seconds of game.
    Felix: Grabs baby. Throws it.
    Felix: ITS STILL ALIVE
    Jesus there are a lot of likes. Thanks my dudes

    • @paigek7030
      @paigek7030 6 лет назад +7

      This comment isn't appreciated enough

    • @hannahbanana7421
      @hannahbanana7421 6 лет назад +5

      Thank you

    • @lanieraelynn8384
      @lanieraelynn8384 6 лет назад

      Hannah Not Banana me

    • @kettlebells-ez9xi
      @kettlebells-ez9xi 6 лет назад

      Are you really not banana

    • @dhiaferrol
      @dhiaferrol 6 лет назад +2

      Why does everyone thank us everytime their comments being liked? Are they getting paid for it or something?

  • @Microplasma
    @Microplasma 3 года назад +33

    Pewds : *Smacks Timmy into hot Water* .
    Also Pewds : You're a demon , Timmy

  • @makelizabeth272
    @makelizabeth272 5 лет назад +497

    Felix: "I swear this kid has an attitude problem, idk where he gets it from"
    *five seconds later*
    Felix: *screaming* EAT THE BOTTLE TIMMY

  • @zoinks8297
    @zoinks8297 6 лет назад +774

    "We don't throw things in this house... Except babies."

    • @yoshiha12
      @yoshiha12 6 лет назад +10

      i see you are a man of profile pic culture

    • @Zero21kr
      @Zero21kr 6 лет назад +5

      Hello

    • @KevinSatron
      @KevinSatron 6 лет назад +1

      Oh look, pewds moderators

    • @azir9693
      @azir9693 6 лет назад +3

      *-PewDiePie 2018*

    • @cloveramv
      @cloveramv 6 лет назад +1

      2:14 put it in a sink and start water.
      Marzia don't marray him, please !!
      xDD

  • @softiipuff6328
    @softiipuff6328 5 лет назад +2049

    " i'm a great mother.. "
    1. A mother who drops the baby
    2. A mother who forgets where he is
    3. A mother who don't know what to do
    4. A mother who wants to murder the baby
    You should get 3 awards for being it😂

  • @Annalak325
    @Annalak325 Год назад +73

    Who come back after watching pewdiepie play this game again after having a baby himself 😂

    • @SnowBallzy
      @SnowBallzy Год назад +2

      Lol me

    • @brittc3924
      @brittc3924 Год назад

      Me… and this was the FUNNIEST shit ever!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @aleahmarie8685
    @aleahmarie8685 5 лет назад +438

    GOD DAMMIT TIMMY I HATE YOU
    *throws him on the ground*
    WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!?!

  • @ember9947
    @ember9947 6 лет назад +336

    I like how he got a sore throat by the end of the video due to continuously screaming at the baby

  • @OryxTheBaconKing
    @OryxTheBaconKing 6 лет назад +121

    -Throws Timmy on the ground
    "What are u doing on the ground?!"

  • @disneynerd8792
    @disneynerd8792 Год назад +16

    4 years later this man gonna be an actual father
    I’m sure he’ll do great (:

    • @Anthomemes
      @Anthomemes Год назад

      Seeing how he treated Timmy, definitely he'll be a great father

  • @S3NDZZ
    @S3NDZZ 5 лет назад +729

    Marzia , run while u still can. Lmao

  • @madeleineknode5064
    @madeleineknode5064 5 лет назад +259

    "Where are you?"
    *Looks at crib and changing table*
    "Where is you?!"
    *finds Timmy on floor*
    Time runs out
    *Felix dies inside*
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LucindaPug
    @LucindaPug 6 лет назад +762

    This feels like an old time pewds video especially since he called the baby Timmy!!

  • @jfksjdbgiaishdhcok4123
    @jfksjdbgiaishdhcok4123 4 года назад +28

    " I knew that little rascal would get hungry" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CT--hb7hs
    @CT--hb7hs 6 лет назад +437

    First 3 minutes of the game he yells at the child. Cause he didn't know how to clean a pacifier. Lol

  • @hextearex2449
    @hextearex2449 6 лет назад +193

    It's really nice seeing poppy Harlow outside of her news segments just having fun with her little Timmy over here.
    Quite wholesome to be honest, would love to see more of Poppy's casual everyday life where she is *allowed* to give her opinion about stuff, would certainly strengthen the bond between us fans and her.
    Anyways great video,keep it up poppy

  • @jjn7090
    @jjn7090 6 лет назад +301

    8:34 i swear this kid has an attitude problem i dont know where he gets it from. Ten Secounds later. EEEAT THE BOTLE ouh its empty.

  • @saathvikarevalla
    @saathvikarevalla 4 года назад +52

    *pewds plays a game*
    Also him : Timmy I'm not playing games!! Timmy this is not a game!

  • @Milana-nt3hr
    @Milana-nt3hr 6 лет назад +587

    pewdiepie: *throws baby*
    pewdiepie: WHAT ARE YA DOIN ON THE GROUND!!!!!

    • @fuaddd
      @fuaddd 6 лет назад +3

      HAHAHAHA

    • @1way1kway78
      @1way1kway78 6 лет назад

      Facts

    • @tullac3386
      @tullac3386 6 лет назад +4

      When the kids grows up and people wonder why he is weird... the awnser is he was dropped as a baby

    • @LiMCRiMZ
      @LiMCRiMZ 6 лет назад

      *WE DON'T THROW THINGS IN THIS HOUSE*
      Besides you know, everything he picked up including the baby

  • @drew6017
    @drew6017 6 лет назад +443

    Pewds: I'm not playing games because I am waiting for good games to come out.
    *this*

    • @somecrazydude2267
      @somecrazydude2267 6 лет назад +4

      This game is better the god of war PS4

    • @kate7434
      @kate7434 6 лет назад +9

      i wasnt sure how i felt about him waiting for good games, but after seeing this video, i know it was worth it.

    • @earthtomels
      @earthtomels 6 лет назад

      LMFAOOO OOF

    • @deadpirateroberts9937
      @deadpirateroberts9937 6 лет назад +1

      *This IS SPAARTA!*

  • @dhruvthakur1036
    @dhruvthakur1036 6 лет назад +349

    Has ultimate PC specs and almost able to play any triple A title above 120 FPS
    *TIME TO PLAY MOTHER SIMULATOR*

  • @susannastorytime
    @susannastorytime 3 года назад +18

    Felix: "GOD I HATE THIS CHILD!!!!"
    Also Felix: "I swear I'm a good mother."

  • @OverlyCurly
    @OverlyCurly 6 лет назад +465

    WE, DON'T, THROW, THINGS, IN, THIS, HOUSE
    **throws the baby**

    • @RoboBi4ch9000
      @RoboBi4ch9000 6 лет назад +1

      yeah it's not a thing it's an it

    • @SC-ce3vp
      @SC-ce3vp 6 лет назад +1

      Things are worth something

    • @aryanm7217
      @aryanm7217 6 лет назад

      It scares me that you're my best friend in real life and I stalked the comments to find yours :))))

  • @lills1635
    @lills1635 6 лет назад +464

    Pewds: we don’t throw things in this house
    *1 second later*
    **pewds throws Timmy on the ground**

  • @karsyngregory2409
    @karsyngregory2409 6 лет назад +188

    him having trouble with the bottle was the funniest thing ever

  • @sarastotts1454
    @sarastotts1454 4 года назад +34

    9:08 “daddy’s got you” daddy? I thought this entire video was about Felix being a mother

  • @Daisy-fs9if
    @Daisy-fs9if 5 лет назад +466

    ""TIMMY STOP MERGING WITH THINGS""
    problem of every mother.....

    • @YouAndI2
      @YouAndI2 4 года назад +4

      Armmyyyyy😂😂

    • @niftyweeb3874
      @niftyweeb3874 4 года назад +3

      Army!💜

    • @bezllama3325
      @bezllama3325 4 года назад +4

      I know lol that and how often do mothers knock over things that get that much dirt on them that easily?

    • @madhusudan6772
      @madhusudan6772 4 года назад +2

      Is your profile picture actually yours?

    • @Daisy-fs9if
      @Daisy-fs9if 4 года назад +1

      @@madhusudan6772 thats SUGA from BTS. check him out in Daechwita MV

  • @Auronic
    @Auronic 6 лет назад +579

    Pewdiepie: *WE DONT THROW THINGS IN THIS HOUSE!*
    Pewdiepie: **throws baby**

    • @atharvaparab6956
      @atharvaparab6956 6 лет назад +1

      So you're saying the baby is a thing?😂

    • @PinoySamurai008
      @PinoySamurai008 6 лет назад +1

      Alicia Coronica Technically....

    • @Auronic
      @Auronic 6 лет назад +1

      Atharva Parab just quoting what pewdiepie said

    • @atharvaparab6956
      @atharvaparab6956 6 лет назад

      @@Auronic Oh yeah it was a robot baby so yep

  • @justingirard1771
    @justingirard1771 6 лет назад +249

    *timmy gets stuck in coffee maker* "oh my god timmy no!" Then gets stuck in counter

  • @trapper7954
    @trapper7954 3 года назад +31

    Pewdiepie: I'm a good mother
    Also Pewdiepie: feeds baby boiling water over and over again

  • @lannieb6863
    @lannieb6863 5 лет назад +2206

    If Felix has kids in the future and they watch this they r gonna be traumatized 😂😂

  • @Alex_W1308
    @Alex_W1308 6 лет назад +400

    “We don’t throw things in this house!”
    *throws baby

  • @janbananthaman
    @janbananthaman 6 лет назад +416

    Marzia: I'm pregananant!
    Pewds: I'm ready!

  • @annad9466
    @annad9466 4 года назад +19

    "TIMMY STOP MERGING WITH THINGS"
    the problem of every mother.....

  • @maney9303
    @maney9303 6 лет назад +421

    Who else saw the thumbnail and thought it was a video from 3 years ago when felix actually played games

  • @rodeladvan
    @rodeladvan 6 лет назад +488

    "RUclips demonitization, it's a baby robot not a real child"
    *DETROIT BECOME HUMAN INTRO STARTS*

  • @justace6958
    @justace6958 6 лет назад +110

    Marzia told him to play this game. Now I'm scared for his future child.

  • @lindsaytuazon4773
    @lindsaytuazon4773 3 года назад +6

    2:14 Can we all appreciate pewds for how he gives the baby a time to cool off 👏

  • @EnzoDraws
    @EnzoDraws 6 лет назад +1905

    Thank god he's just disrespecting and beating the living shit out of a baby, IMAGINE the Internet's reaction if this was a wahmen!

  • @halle1869
    @halle1869 6 лет назад +384

    PewDiePie: *GOD DAMMIT TIMMY*
    3 seconds later...
    PewDiePie: He has *attitude problems* I wonder where he gets *that* from

  • @AlfredMesa
    @AlfredMesa 6 лет назад +491

    oh, I cant wait for media to 'review' this video

    • @smji5269
      @smji5269 6 лет назад +59

      Alfred Mesa Felix kajilkdbhe known as PewDiePie who is a rich RUclipsr played a game that is a mother simulator but he reviled his true colors as he keeps abusing the child and throwing it away and that sums up how dangerous this RUclipsr is to his 9 year old audience

    • @Ratspressoh
      @Ratspressoh 6 лет назад +2

      But he didn't say ni-

    • @ionadavies1295
      @ionadavies1295 6 лет назад +6

      The RUclipsr know as pewdiepie has revealed that he has been abusing children as young as 3 months old. His latest video features the RUclipsr throwing the child, which will inevitably cause brain damage. We wonder how this will influence his young audience.

    • @batlajeri
      @batlajeri 6 лет назад +1

      "This is an example of poydeypai, is doing baby abuse "... media review

    • @batlajeri
      @batlajeri 6 лет назад +1

      Or maybe "No 1 RUclipsr Is A Child Abuser"

  • @pipermorton7708
    @pipermorton7708 Год назад +17

    Björn is crying rn

  • @InstaSound
    @InstaSound 6 лет назад +417

    "There's poop on the ceiling, how's that even possible"
    Trust me bro, one day you'll understand

    • @takuchinowona9554
      @takuchinowona9554 6 лет назад

      InstaSound Lmao

    • @heretomakeyousalty6126
      @heretomakeyousalty6126 6 лет назад +12

      InstaSound umm ive had kids and my friends have kids if u have shit on ur ceiling u put it there intentionally.

    • @tomhunt5152
      @tomhunt5152 6 лет назад +29

      How do u know? We're all 9 remember?

    • @UltimatePowa
      @UltimatePowa 6 лет назад +5

      He got started young.

    • @Animerist1
      @Animerist1 6 лет назад

      Thought the same thing

  • @lilyl2939
    @lilyl2939 6 лет назад +255

    **marzia walks in** I think we’re going to have to call off the wedding

  • @Mingau..
    @Mingau.. 6 лет назад +286

    *Drops baby on the floor*
    *Baby hits multiple parts of his body including head*
    *Leaves baby face down for reasonable amount of time*
    Pewds - “Something is wrong with my child?!!?”

  • @ren-mg2zw
    @ren-mg2zw 4 года назад +140

    Literally couldn’t breathe through this whole video 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nimblealchemist876
    @nimblealchemist876 6 лет назад +151

    Marzia is so lucky to have him

    • @marnab.3976
      @marnab.3976 6 лет назад +1

      Nimble Alchemist 😹😹😹😹

  • @jasilee9062
    @jasilee9062 6 лет назад +627

    Me:
    *sees thumbnail*
    “Oh good it’s an old pewdiepie video I haven’t seen!”
    *checks date*
    “WTF ITS POSTED TWO DAYS AGO?!
    *clicks excitedly*

    • @taniablanco1706
      @taniablanco1706 6 лет назад

      Jasmyn Grace lol same

    • @saveriannathan1415
      @saveriannathan1415 6 лет назад +1

      Xd

    • @nandabun
      @nandabun 6 лет назад +1

      Where.. did the beard go..

    • @luvemmy2114
      @luvemmy2114 6 лет назад

      Lol saaaameee😂😂😂😂 lmfao

    • @frogmax10
      @frogmax10 6 лет назад +5

      me reading your comment: *cringes harder than when Fluttershy died in MLP*

  • @reiyhino
    @reiyhino 6 лет назад +352

    *im a great mother* while throwing the poor kid on the ground lmafo

  • @sarahscott3906
    @sarahscott3906 4 года назад +10

    “I swear I’m a good mother.” -Felix, whenever this video was made.