How To Beat EDEN & THE MONSTER In "Children of The Corn (2023)"
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- Опубликовано: 11 апр 2023
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If you were trapped in a small town taken over by bloodthirsty kids who wanted to sacrifice you to an enormous monster, what would you do?
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Imagine walking in a forest and you hear a voice saying and that was their biggest mistake
I would alt f4 on my life
😂 probably start crying immediately
I'm pretty sure that's what hansel and gretel heard before they found the ginger bread house.
It would be then that you realized you effed up big time.
if i had this man informing me of the mistakes im making id be god by now
Would the Children of the Corn be called Kernels?
Oddly cute
Child Corn is illegal
That was very funny, thank you
That's adorable 😂
You're all welcome.
the only reason why she was evil is because she was already dead. The the monster or how i like to call it the croot (corn groot) has fully taken her over and used her like a full body flesh/skin suit and messed with every kids mind waiting until it ran out of time. Thats what i got out of this
Super lame turning a malevolent spirit who uses kids to kill into the corn wanting revenge for crop dusting killing it and using kids as a weapon.
Corn groot😂
It was likley because of the way she felt about it, after the situation she states it was the only thing to care for her.
original is still way more scary in my mind. this reboot might look flashy with some good looking gore, but the intense psygologic horror in the original will always scare me way more.
I feel Ezekiel was also a more enigmatic character than Eden. Not only did he rally the kids but he made them follow him like a religious cult.
@@Andrew___Pyou mean Issac?
He wants you to Mordechai!!!!!!!!!!!
I agree. Having an actual monster is silly. Realizing that the kids could do all of that without an actual monster there is scarier
and the book is even better!
about the end...can a monster stay defeated for once?
Sure it got super predictable that the monster would loose in the end...nowadays, it's the opposite...
every horror movie ends with "but the horror is not over yet...the monster is still alive" ...
it became like the Squidward meme:
Director: "and the movie ends with the monster open its eyes/claiming the protagonist's life"
Squidward: "Daring today, aren't we?"
Most often than not, they do it so they can create a sequel if the Movie is a hit. Sometimes the Movies do not need to be a hit to be planned this way.
@@darkblossum4379 not an excuse. plenty of horror movies have had bitter sweet ends and still had sequels, i agree that it's over used, cheap, and honestly stupid. There aint no reason for that corn beast to come back. Easy twist for a sequel. find out that all corn fields have monsters like this. Make it something that happens when a town is full of greed and hate. Have Boe how to another town and find out that it's happening again, and now she's on the side of the adults.
@@SP-zx1my I know it is not an excuse, but this is honestly the sad reality and truth, as it is the easy and lazy way out.
It's so if they want to make a sequel they can.
NO! Not in a prequel - Anyone watching this should have known that the "corn demon" cant die in the end because this is a prequel to all the other movies
Eating a piece of a demon corn monster doesn't really sound like a good idea especially since they were talking about toxic fungus earlier.
Clearly the writer didn't care
Maybe its like a demon fruit
I hate the ending because I feel like I wasted 33 mins of my life
And the monster isn't made of the edible part of the corn. It's made from branches and leaves.
That's how ya get demon cerpes (corn herpes)
One flaw you have is assuming the adults in this movie would actually listen to you. I feel like (especially if you’re a teenager) the adults in this version of the movie are too full of themselves to want to listen to anyone else. One adult even threatened Eiden, not caring that she was the one who’d decide if they all die or not
*and that was his biggest mistake*
That’s the scary thing about this movie. Adults don’t often take children seriously and that can often lead to terrible consequences, whether it affects them or the children, in this case both.
Step 1: leave
Step 2: have a damn good day
Fastest a movie has been beaten!?!?!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
The biggest problem?
The narrator is using 3rd person omniscient information.
A regular person or even the leading characters have almost no info until the shit hits the fan.
@@Spoopball their point still stands, even if a first person perspective gains the info they won't be taken seriously regardless
Siding with the children is the obvious winning move. They're the winning team, after all. They trusted Bo. As long as she didn't betray them she was fine.
In the original you can kill them by fire or the harvester tool
I'm pretty sure this channel is getting a new voice to do some videos because of how often videos come out per week. It takes a lot of work behind the scenes to watch these films, script it, do the voicework, and edit it all together. The channel creator outsourcing stuff like editing or having another person do the voicework occassionally makes sense *and* gets the videos out on the days promised to viewers without burning out How To Beat as much.
Yeah well i hate it. I gotta watch old vids now to sleep
@@hidesan7794yeah its just not the same😢
Honestly I don't mind the voice that much but I do really miss the other guy's voice but as long as it keeps the videos getting on time I'm happy
@@hidesan7794 yeah
@@bigchicken5243 so true
the original was my first horror movie I ever watched. I was 4. it's "corny" to watch now but no kids are creepier than Malachai & Issaac lol
Exactly and Isaac had such evil eyes
I like our main man but I can see why he needs other guys to help him out. I think they just need to work on their delivery and their engagement to the script. I'm not totally opposed to them.
His voice is cold
This movie was almost great. Just needed a few touches here and there. The actors all did an amazing job.
As a Nebraskan this is just another weekend in most small towns
Why did the weird mock trial have to be at night in the first place? Why was kidnapping their dad part of Bo’s plan?
This is roughly how my friends and I played as kids. Only wooden formulas and tree houses are still missing. And yes... Such a group of kids would almost always end up splitting into two factions, kudos to Eden for keeping it cohesive.
Much prefer the old commentator tbh, he nails the energetic spirit the new one doesn’t have
I want him back :((
@@Ollieaaaaa did he leave?
is he gone forever?
@@Otter_President Probably not, if you look back at his catalog of videos this commentator appears every so often, idk why other than that the old one is sick or busy or smth
@@Otter_President It's probably a lot for him to record videos constantly, he's probably busy with some other priorities, or just wants a break.
I feel like the adults had a freebie when they where released into the corn. Only one monster and as long as they stick near the edge, like as soon as they go in, turn left or right and walk parallel to the road, just exit a mile up and run to the nearest town for help.
How did I completely miss this reboot coming out.
Same
It’s absolutely terrible lol. Wife and I both hated it and we are obsessed with horror movies
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Same!
Because it came out in 2020 and not 2023
Eden does have an odd habit of agreeing with Beau's idea throughout the movie.
what a weird way to spell what sounds like Boe, a German word meaning Squall or Gust... basically gentle weather, which considering the setting is fitting considering most of the US was settled by a mixture of the British, Germans and the Dutch, with Italians and the Irish coming much later.
squall
Bö, Sturm, Böe, Gewitter, Schrei
gust
Bö, Schwall, Sturm, Ausbruch, Geschmack, Genuss
Beau as you spelt it on the other hand refers to a man who is escorting/dating a woman in English... which no, definitely doesn't fit.
@@liamnehren1054 w h a t
@@liamnehren1054
Beau is French - but there is another way of spelling it, Bo - as in Bo Derek
@@liamnehren1054 Like Ocarina said, Beau is French and means beautiful, pretty, or nice
I read the title WAY WRONG and i thought it said "how to beat children" 😂
10/10 for the Korn Smashing Pumkins joke lol
A thing with the Urine-Soaked fabric.
That works only in specific circumstances. Where the Ammonia in urine helps to counteract the gas.
The fabric would help slightly to reduce the amount of gas, but not much. So i dont think that'd work
just the fact that you would be breathing through liquid would help but yeah, very specific circumstances.
The first thing I thought about was boosting each other out of the hole as well. Even if every adult was handcuffed (and how many damn handcuffs did those kids have, even in the whole police station, and Beau and Cecil already had some for their dad and mom before even going there), you could still form stirrups and boost each other out. Not sure about getting everyone, and still probably would have a hard time fighting that many armed kids while bound, but some could have run out into the corn (they wouldn't know about the monster at that point).
Bro it's dirt they are pushing into the hole .. just step up as the hole fills.
@@danelynch7171 Shouldve used corn lol
Adult: running away from the monster
The corn kid: eats the monster and sing “It’s corn”
yeahhhhh..i'm calling that ending a dream sequence. between her clothing, the disspearing ring...the way the monster-eden just sort of poofed into being with no corn around.....not to mention why on EARTH she would be traipsing around there with no escorts of company of any kind.....it's just a nightmare.
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It’s why they use as little as possible when treatment requires patients to go under, and they only use it if necessary for a serious enough procedure
Seems like horror movies have given up on giving the audience someone to root for in the movie
And also on good writing and casting
I like how the halothane says "can be leathal to Humans" in big bold letters on the tank and they still put a fucking hose on it
7:00 nice references
Back in my first year of highschool (2013-2014) my world history teacher used to call us Children of the Corn, so it's finally time for me to see what this movie is like. He told me it's about the whole "kids killing anyone older" bit, but not the sacrifice part
Watch the original wayyyyyy different than this reboot
No monster just kids being creepy and killing
@@cameronwest7042There was absolutely a monster in the original. The "He Who Walks" from this movie is the "He Who Walks Behind The Rows" from the original
@@cameronwest7042 that's definitely what he called us
@@cameronwest7042 The monster showed up in the original. And the monster returned for all the sequels minus the 2012 remake.
"I thought this movie was about corn, not smashing pumpkins"
90s kid here cringelaughing at this. Well played. 😂
Right as the kid knocked out Bo an ad came on that said “I’m down” as the opening line 😂
its funny because burning the crops in the field would probably put a lot of ashy nutrients into the soil. so it looks like that problem was solvedafter all. 😅
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I can't believe a bunch of grown ass adults can't beat kids half their size. They could literally one punch man the kids regardless of them having weapons. Also can we talk about how a ton of farmers don't have one gun that Bo could use.
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Howtobeat: if I was an adult, I’d suggest a better death game
Is the old voice over taking a break or is this a permanent change? I miss the chaotic energy of the previous one
When I watched the first Children Of The Corn movie as a kid, it scared the hell out of me.
Even if the script weren't so damn bad, without the original Malachi and Isaac it's not as good. Those guys were creepy af.
Exactly I don't know why they went with this girl instead and also did a poison Ivy rip off origin for her backstory
They were intimidating
If there's a part 2 to this, I want to see how "Mayor Bo" or "Dictator Bo" manages another town 🤣 I can already imagine all the rules, 1. Kids punished brutally 2. Parents punished brutally 3. Supernatural monster's hunted down brutally.
Nevermind, seems The plant got the last laugh.
@@WallNutBreaker524L ending
This video felt like it had a lot of deja vu. Repeated yourself word for word a few times throughout. Video felt longer than it needed to be.
Average day in Iowa
This is what happens when you don’t come on down and buy some corn because he will sacrifice your new born
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I remember the 2009 version being my 1st favorite horror movie as a kid
As a person who sleeps in the day I'd be fine in such a situation
I honestly would of gone as far as I can away from the corn field at the end of the movie, seems kind of dumb to return to a burned up corn field
I have a feeling that the ending was just a dream sequence.
Love the thumb nail:
"How to beat children...
of the corn."
Groot really turned to the darkside
in case anyone wanted to know, the pastor is the beach caretaker in aquamarine (2006)
Man oh man I guess if I saw things were going this south I’d pull an Anakin and go to town on those Younglings after I got a halfway decent weapon, starting with the ring leader and working my way down from there.
same pal not gettin taken by some kids lol
Nothing a glock can't handle.
the orginal childern of the corn will always be my fav this was so bad
I'm now terrified because I live in nebraska
I love your videos they are so good and they make my day
Bo just keeps making terrible decisions
"but i thought this movie was about corn not smashing pumpkins" good one
But like why help the parents when you could be a child of the corn
Get rid of toxic parents in exchange for an entity that genuinely cares for my well-being?
Hell yeah, I'll take that any day
I would simply tell the monster: "you look delicious..."
HAVE A DAMN GOOD DAY (LOUDEST EVER)
I’m. Not getting bodied or anything by kids they can be whatever I’m still rocking tf out of everyone of dem wit just bare fists Ong 💪🏽
im honestly a sucker for child horror movies this sounds sick
Bro who is this narrator?
Nah the OG one needs to come back.😂
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This is so rude and insensitive. Just appreciate you got a damn video at all.
@@kaylaminor3440 if this is what you consider "rude", you definitely haven't lived life enough.
I want a How to Beat horror anthology. Each movie would be either zombie, slasher, plague etc. And the protagonist is someone who has watched all of How to Beats videos. In the end the protagonist always lives, be it hero or not. But actually making the correct and smartest decisions in the moment. All due to this wonderful channel!
Sometimes, you can make all the right choices & still lose...
Either way would be awesome
There are some movies out there. How to beat even covered some of them and barely had any criticisms to add cuz the characters were smart.
"Come down today and try some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn." - Their new town motto
Have a damn good day.
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What would I do? Oh just gonna grab my guns form my closet and just start blasting the frick out of the corn field not to mention adding a little flamethrower
Fun fact: my dad owns the church from the movie. He named it “New Freedom Church” I’m sure no one cares, but I just wanted to throw this out therez
Better get the corn kid out there
Honestly good for those kids.
Just a question: Could you consider making video about how to survive in ,,The100"? At least 2 first seasons.
lol but they already kind of follow how to beat's sociopathic style of survival!
@@liamnehren1054 not really I've been noticing history slot of recaps . no e of the well thought out back stabbing survival of older vids.
@@mojaeche8046 yeah, for sure there was a lot of better options they could make. F.e. William (son of Jaha), he was ascting so stupid, knowing the fact that everyone else hated him. He should make allies, but prefered to act exactly how his father.
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I’m watching this as I’m about to have a corn roast
I think "how to beat the rumbling (from Attack on Titan)" would be pretty interesting (or why you wouldn't survive it)
That little girl probably thought the lighter was a vape charger. Taking a bite out of a monster that eats entire humans like popcorn wouldn't help.
Great video brother haven't seen this one in a long time.
Oh yea, they did remake this one. I forgot.
So this is another go in Stephen King's Children of the Corn. I hope they're not pusing it with all the remakes like they did with Carrie.
Dead Meat can tell you the Carrie remakes just got worse and worse after the original
It didn’t help one of the actresses that played as Carrie in a remake look like she should be playing one of the popular girls instead of Carrie
A prequel showing bit by bit the events leading up to the wholesale slaughter of all the adults in town while not directly referencing he who walks behind the rows but more on the interactions between the kids, the beginnings of the cult, the townspeople and the hero would be the blue man from the original. But no, let's see some more syfy crap. I loved Eden, she was the only part of the movie I liked but it would have been better if she was like Isaac or Malachi's sister and she helped create the cult.
Is it me or is that slimcicle's sacrifice to the corn?
The: come down here and try some corn and we will sacrifice youre new born
If I were bo in this situation I woulda stayed at the back when moving the reporter and when everyone was distracted start stabbing backs
I can't help but think the adults were the real villains of this story. Sure the kids didn't have to respond by killing everyone but still none of it would have happened if they didn't treat the kids like they were nobody
And I'm so tired of that writing especially for a reboot of a franchise
But that doesn't excuse what these kids do.
@katakurifan5213 Obviously I said that they didn't have to go that far lol
@katakurifan5213 Obviously I said that they didn't have to go that far lol
So, when should we expect your campaign to give voting rights to children?
So, these twerps kill her boyfriend, then her mother. What does she do? Runs up to negotiate, of course. 🤦
I'd get the hell out of town when the kids start acting strange
I have the sudden urge to name the corn monster "the kernel"
Hey it would be really interesting if you could do the saw series considering there are A lot of traps 😅😅
So Beau found her father dead and told him she's sorry and then Eden found the monster dying and told it she's sorry
*that's kinda f-cked up*
the monster could've been called "hew who stalks" but...missed opportunity
Didn't know they made a film about Colonel Cornelius Cornwall.
Honestly, I like how this person is recapping. I like something new and fresh. Yes it's not what we are used to but this man has a unique way to his voice over. I hope to hear more of you in the future. Have a damn good day 😊
Neverrrrrrrr knew they made a remake 💀
Haven't they remade this movie like 5 times over the years or am I just thinking of all the sequels?
@@danelynch7171 bro I honestly didn’t know they had more then one
@@amv3831 I thought there was a bunch of them. I can't remember any of them but I could have sworn there was several.
This movie forgot the first rule of movie remakes: Don't be bad.
Imagine your friends got mutilated by a bunch of crazy people, and then you hear from the heavens:
"Instead of panicking, I would pick up the satellite phone and try to call for help. I know its hard to think straight in a stressful situation, but you should always - "
Then it drones on for 10 minutes about a complicated strategy that probably couldn't think up in a few seconds, unless you were, like Sherlock Holmes or something.
…a remake?!! With no creepy kids in it? Wtf😆
That’s the worst ending ever
Have a damn good day
Fire, lots and lots of fire, fire on all
Eating corn may not be a good idea because that may give it more control over you.
Not too often that the way one would “how to beat” is just to eat the monster. Still, hard to say if there’s draw backs to eating that much corn.
Then again, it could be like how this film ended.
This is Awesome
I just watched slimecicle's "corn" video before this, and the timing is... P E R F E C T