How To Beat EDEN & THE MONSTER In "Children of The Corn (2023)"

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  • Опубликовано: 11 апр 2023
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    If you were trapped in a small town taken over by bloodthirsty kids who wanted to sacrifice you to an enormous monster, what would you do?
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  • @Quinten-sn6it
    @Quinten-sn6it Год назад +735

    Have a damn good day!

  • @elibedard6373
    @elibedard6373 Год назад +2516

    Would the Children of the Corn be called Kernels?

  • @gamerboyfrecleface6157
    @gamerboyfrecleface6157 Год назад +852

    Imagine walking in a forest and you hear a voice saying and that was their biggest mistake

    • @bigcheesewheel7481
      @bigcheesewheel7481 Год назад +55

      I would alt f4 on my life

    • @zai1111
      @zai1111 Год назад +36

      😂 probably start crying immediately

    • @phoneguy4637
      @phoneguy4637 Год назад +43

      I'm pretty sure that's what hansel and gretel heard before they found the ginger bread house.

    • @femf8tal
      @femf8tal Год назад +11

      It would be then that you realized you effed up big time.

    • @lexhdz5803
      @lexhdz5803 Год назад +11

      if i had this man informing me of the mistakes im making id be god by now

  • @Dude-do8vo
    @Dude-do8vo Год назад +315

    about the end...can a monster stay defeated for once?
    Sure it got super predictable that the monster would loose in the end...nowadays, it's the opposite...
    every horror movie ends with "but the horror is not over yet...the monster is still alive" ...
    it became like the Squidward meme:
    Director: "and the movie ends with the monster open its eyes/claiming the protagonist's life"
    Squidward: "Daring today, aren't we?"

    • @darkblossum4379
      @darkblossum4379 Год назад +31

      Most often than not, they do it so they can create a sequel if the Movie is a hit. Sometimes the Movies do not need to be a hit to be planned this way.

    • @SP-zx1my
      @SP-zx1my 8 месяцев назад +15

      @@darkblossum4379 not an excuse. plenty of horror movies have had bitter sweet ends and still had sequels, i agree that it's over used, cheap, and honestly stupid. There aint no reason for that corn beast to come back. Easy twist for a sequel. find out that all corn fields have monsters like this. Make it something that happens when a town is full of greed and hate. Have Boe how to another town and find out that it's happening again, and now she's on the side of the adults.

    • @darkblossum4379
      @darkblossum4379 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@SP-zx1my I know it is not an excuse, but this is honestly the sad reality and truth, as it is the easy and lazy way out.

    • @Ghostofchristmaspresent
      @Ghostofchristmaspresent 8 месяцев назад +1

      It's so if they want to make a sequel they can.

    • @OrgBobaFret
      @OrgBobaFret 4 месяца назад +1

      NO! Not in a prequel - Anyone watching this should have known that the "corn demon" cant die in the end because this is a prequel to all the other movies

  • @jochenvanvugt5186
    @jochenvanvugt5186 Год назад +287

    the only reason why she was evil is because she was already dead. The the monster or how i like to call it the croot (corn groot) has fully taken her over and used her like a full body flesh/skin suit and messed with every kids mind waiting until it ran out of time. Thats what i got out of this

    • @katakurifan5213
      @katakurifan5213 Год назад

      Super lame turning a malevolent spirit who uses kids to kill into the corn wanting revenge for crop dusting killing it and using kids as a weapon.

    • @how775
      @how775 Год назад +17

      Corn groot😂

    • @pouchonguersaint5289
      @pouchonguersaint5289 9 месяцев назад +13

      It was likley because of the way she felt about it, after the situation she states it was the only thing to care for her.

  • @thomasrasmussen2124
    @thomasrasmussen2124 Год назад +965

    original is still way more scary in my mind. this reboot might look flashy with some good looking gore, but the intense psygologic horror in the original will always scare me way more.

    • @Andrew___P
      @Andrew___P Год назад +108

      I feel Ezekiel was also a more enigmatic character than Eden. Not only did he rally the kids but he made them follow him like a religious cult.

    • @InkAndPoet
      @InkAndPoet Год назад +22

      ​@@Andrew___Pyou mean Issac?

    • @jamesbednar8625
      @jamesbednar8625 Год назад +15

      He wants you to Mordechai!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @tealablu3759
      @tealablu3759 Год назад +91

      I agree. Having an actual monster is silly. Realizing that the kids could do all of that without an actual monster there is scarier

    • @RightsForZombies
      @RightsForZombies Год назад +15

      and the book is even better!

  • @lissienicole7355
    @lissienicole7355 Год назад +642

    One flaw you have is assuming the adults in this movie would actually listen to you. I feel like (especially if you’re a teenager) the adults in this version of the movie are too full of themselves to want to listen to anyone else. One adult even threatened Eiden, not caring that she was the one who’d decide if they all die or not

    • @07kid
      @07kid Год назад +25

      *and that was his biggest mistake*

    • @melissaheaney5777
      @melissaheaney5777 Год назад +32

      That’s the scary thing about this movie. Adults don’t often take children seriously and that can often lead to terrible consequences, whether it affects them or the children, in this case both.

    • @pylotheric9777
      @pylotheric9777 Год назад +12

      Step 1: leave
      Step 2: have a damn good day
      Fastest a movie has been beaten!?!?!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

    • @Spoopball
      @Spoopball Год назад +11

      The biggest problem?
      The narrator is using 3rd person omniscient information.
      A regular person or even the leading characters have almost no info until the shit hits the fan.

    • @onlycows726
      @onlycows726 Год назад +2

      @@Spoopball their point still stands, even if a first person perspective gains the info they won't be taken seriously regardless

  • @BPgamemaster12
    @BPgamemaster12 Год назад +185

    Eating a piece of a demon corn monster doesn't really sound like a good idea especially since they were talking about toxic fungus earlier.

    • @katakurifan5213
      @katakurifan5213 Год назад +1

      Clearly the writer didn't care

    • @jackcooper4679
      @jackcooper4679 7 месяцев назад

      Maybe its like a demon fruit

    • @HowdyAleck.
      @HowdyAleck. 5 месяцев назад +2

      I hate the ending because I feel like I wasted 33 mins of my life

    • @oo8962
      @oo8962 4 месяца назад +1

      And the monster isn't made of the edible part of the corn. It's made from branches and leaves.

    • @TerbInYourFace
      @TerbInYourFace 3 месяца назад

      That's how ya get demon cerpes (corn herpes)

  • @jvever4904
    @jvever4904 Год назад +944

    I'm pretty sure this channel is getting a new voice to do some videos because of how often videos come out per week. It takes a lot of work behind the scenes to watch these films, script it, do the voicework, and edit it all together. The channel creator outsourcing stuff like editing or having another person do the voicework occassionally makes sense *and* gets the videos out on the days promised to viewers without burning out How To Beat as much.

    • @hidesan7794
      @hidesan7794 Год назад +185

      Yeah well i hate it. I gotta watch old vids now to sleep

    • @bigchicken5243
      @bigchicken5243 Год назад +109

      ​@@hidesan7794yeah its just not the same😢

    • @smokeymcbongwater
      @smokeymcbongwater Год назад +78

      Honestly I don't mind the voice that much but I do really miss the other guy's voice but as long as it keeps the videos getting on time I'm happy

    • @melissadaub5171
      @melissadaub5171 Год назад +4

      @@hidesan7794 yeah

    • @melissadaub5171
      @melissadaub5171 Год назад +2

      @@bigchicken5243 so true

  • @hyzmarca2737
    @hyzmarca2737 9 месяцев назад +38

    Siding with the children is the obvious winning move. They're the winning team, after all. They trusted Bo. As long as she didn't betray them she was fine.

    • @jenkathefridge3933
      @jenkathefridge3933 5 месяцев назад +3

      In the original you can kill them by fire or the harvester tool

  • @sarahluke5253
    @sarahluke5253 Год назад +52

    the original was my first horror movie I ever watched. I was 4. it's "corny" to watch now but no kids are creepier than Malachai & Issaac lol

  • @dcamaag709
    @dcamaag709 Год назад +161

    I like our main man but I can see why he needs other guys to help him out. I think they just need to work on their delivery and their engagement to the script. I'm not totally opposed to them.

    • @isakle8474
      @isakle8474 Год назад +4

      His voice is cold

    • @ralphwarom2514
      @ralphwarom2514 Год назад

      This movie was almost great. Just needed a few touches here and there. The actors all did an amazing job.

  • @williamdyemyhair
    @williamdyemyhair Год назад +409

    Much prefer the old commentator tbh, he nails the energetic spirit the new one doesn’t have

    • @Ollieaaaaa
      @Ollieaaaaa Год назад +45

      I want him back :((

    • @Otter_President
      @Otter_President Год назад +13

      @@Ollieaaaaa did he leave?

    • @irene.baebae
      @irene.baebae Год назад +2

      is he gone forever?

    • @williamdyemyhair
      @williamdyemyhair Год назад +50

      @@Otter_President Probably not, if you look back at his catalog of videos this commentator appears every so often, idk why other than that the old one is sick or busy or smth

    • @maekoh
      @maekoh Год назад +51

      @@Otter_President It's probably a lot for him to record videos constantly, he's probably busy with some other priorities, or just wants a break.

  • @LoganWH8
    @LoganWH8 Год назад +88

    Why did the weird mock trial have to be at night in the first place? Why was kidnapping their dad part of Bo’s plan?

  • @ZadnoleyaEdits
    @ZadnoleyaEdits Год назад +282

    How did I completely miss this reboot coming out.

  • @FriendlyFoee
    @FriendlyFoee Год назад +21

    As a Nebraskan this is just another weekend in most small towns

  • @SSMcTiny
    @SSMcTiny Год назад +18

    I read the title WAY WRONG and i thought it said "how to beat children" 😂

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 Год назад +75

    Eden does have an odd habit of agreeing with Beau's idea throughout the movie.

    • @liamnehren1054
      @liamnehren1054 Год назад +4

      what a weird way to spell what sounds like Boe, a German word meaning Squall or Gust... basically gentle weather, which considering the setting is fitting considering most of the US was settled by a mixture of the British, Germans and the Dutch, with Italians and the Irish coming much later.
      squall
      Bö, Sturm, Böe, Gewitter, Schrei
      gust
      Bö, Schwall, Sturm, Ausbruch, Geschmack, Genuss

    • @liamnehren1054
      @liamnehren1054 Год назад +3

      Beau as you spelt it on the other hand refers to a man who is escorting/dating a woman in English... which no, definitely doesn't fit.

    • @Friendly_Protogen
      @Friendly_Protogen Год назад +3

      ​@@liamnehren1054 w h a t

    • @OcarinaSapphr-
      @OcarinaSapphr- Год назад +12

      @@liamnehren1054
      Beau is French - but there is another way of spelling it, Bo - as in Bo Derek

    • @Shridra
      @Shridra Год назад +5

      @@liamnehren1054 Like Ocarina said, Beau is French and means beautiful, pretty, or nice

  • @scratchedaviators1254
    @scratchedaviators1254 Год назад +28

    10/10 for the Korn Smashing Pumkins joke lol

  • @netherwarrior6113
    @netherwarrior6113 Год назад +17

    I feel like the adults had a freebie when they where released into the corn. Only one monster and as long as they stick near the edge, like as soon as they go in, turn left or right and walk parallel to the road, just exit a mile up and run to the nearest town for help.

  • @CoH696
    @CoH696 10 месяцев назад +12

    This is roughly how my friends and I played as kids. Only wooden formulas and tree houses are still missing. And yes... Such a group of kids would almost always end up splitting into two factions, kudos to Eden for keeping it cohesive.

  • @kharnthebetrayer8251
    @kharnthebetrayer8251 Год назад +74

    A thing with the Urine-Soaked fabric.
    That works only in specific circumstances. Where the Ammonia in urine helps to counteract the gas.
    The fabric would help slightly to reduce the amount of gas, but not much. So i dont think that'd work

    • @liamnehren1054
      @liamnehren1054 Год назад +7

      just the fact that you would be breathing through liquid would help but yeah, very specific circumstances.

  • @t3m0tj93
    @t3m0tj93 Год назад +17

    Adult: running away from the monster
    The corn kid: eats the monster and sing “It’s corn”

  • @acehangman617
    @acehangman617 Год назад +53

    The first thing I thought about was boosting each other out of the hole as well. Even if every adult was handcuffed (and how many damn handcuffs did those kids have, even in the whole police station, and Beau and Cecil already had some for their dad and mom before even going there), you could still form stirrups and boost each other out. Not sure about getting everyone, and still probably would have a hard time fighting that many armed kids while bound, but some could have run out into the corn (they wouldn't know about the monster at that point).

    • @danelynch7171
      @danelynch7171 Год назад +2

      Bro it's dirt they are pushing into the hole .. just step up as the hole fills.

    • @namename9998
      @namename9998 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@danelynch7171 Shouldve used corn lol

  • @wickedweavile4612
    @wickedweavile4612 Год назад +13

    Back in my first year of highschool (2013-2014) my world history teacher used to call us Children of the Corn, so it's finally time for me to see what this movie is like. He told me it's about the whole "kids killing anyone older" bit, but not the sacrifice part

    • @cameronwest7042
      @cameronwest7042 Год назад +2

      Watch the original wayyyyyy different than this reboot

    • @cameronwest7042
      @cameronwest7042 Год назад

      No monster just kids being creepy and killing

    • @OriginalContent89
      @OriginalContent89 Год назад +5

      ​@@cameronwest7042There was absolutely a monster in the original. The "He Who Walks" from this movie is the "He Who Walks Behind The Rows" from the original

    • @wickedweavile4612
      @wickedweavile4612 10 месяцев назад

      @@cameronwest7042 that's definitely what he called us

    • @symbiotegod2069
      @symbiotegod2069 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@cameronwest7042 The monster showed up in the original. And the monster returned for all the sequels minus the 2012 remake.

  • @skyesfury8511
    @skyesfury8511 Год назад +10

    "I thought this movie was about corn, not smashing pumpkins"
    90s kid here cringelaughing at this. Well played. 😂

  • @GoodNyew
    @GoodNyew Год назад +25

    Seems like horror movies have given up on giving the audience someone to root for in the movie

  • @Tanstaafl_74
    @Tanstaafl_74 Год назад +89

    Even if the script weren't so damn bad, without the original Malachi and Isaac it's not as good. Those guys were creepy af.

    • @katakurifan5213
      @katakurifan5213 Год назад +2

      Exactly I don't know why they went with this girl instead and also did a poison Ivy rip off origin for her backstory

    • @katakurifan5213
      @katakurifan5213 Год назад +1

      They were intimidating

  • @WallNutBreaker524
    @WallNutBreaker524 10 месяцев назад +14

    If there's a part 2 to this, I want to see how "Mayor Bo" or "Dictator Bo" manages another town 🤣 I can already imagine all the rules, 1. Kids punished brutally 2. Parents punished brutally 3. Supernatural monster's hunted down brutally.

    • @WallNutBreaker524
      @WallNutBreaker524 10 месяцев назад +3

      Nevermind, seems The plant got the last laugh.

    • @eggarini1907
      @eggarini1907 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@WallNutBreaker524L ending

  • @alexsolomon8127
    @alexsolomon8127 5 месяцев назад +3

    yeahhhhh..i'm calling that ending a dream sequence. between her clothing, the disspearing ring...the way the monster-eden just sort of poofed into being with no corn around.....not to mention why on EARTH she would be traipsing around there with no escorts of company of any kind.....it's just a nightmare.

  • @vimilovro5934
    @vimilovro5934 Год назад +18

    Who remembers Cinema summary

  • @ezekielsmith3571
    @ezekielsmith3571 Год назад +13

    its funny because burning the crops in the field would probably put a lot of ashy nutrients into the soil. so it looks like that problem was solvedafter all. 😅

  • @Justme-ih9ws
    @Justme-ih9ws Год назад +5

    I can't believe a bunch of grown ass adults can't beat kids half their size. They could literally one punch man the kids regardless of them having weapons. Also can we talk about how a ton of farmers don't have one gun that Bo could use.

  • @akirakusunoki5334
    @akirakusunoki5334 Год назад +18

    Is the old voice over taking a break or is this a permanent change? I miss the chaotic energy of the previous one

  • @pootissandvichhere9135
    @pootissandvichhere9135 Год назад +10

    5:03
    It’s why they use as little as possible when treatment requires patients to go under, and they only use it if necessary for a serious enough procedure

  • @llamaboi0118
    @llamaboi0118 Год назад +3

    Right as the kid knocked out Bo an ad came on that said “I’m down” as the opening line 😂

  • @ShanaJahsintaWalters
    @ShanaJahsintaWalters Год назад +6

    When I watched the first Children Of The Corn movie as a kid, it scared the hell out of me.

  • @JEAGERlST
    @JEAGERlST Год назад +23

    Bro who is this narrator?
    Nah the OG one needs to come back.😂

    • @realvirtual1234
      @realvirtual1234 Год назад

      fr

    • @kaylaminor3440
      @kaylaminor3440 Год назад +1

      This is so rude and insensitive. Just appreciate you got a damn video at all.

    • @JEAGERlST
      @JEAGERlST Год назад

      @@kaylaminor3440 if this is what you consider "rude", you definitely haven't lived life enough.

  • @awesumtoast97
    @awesumtoast97 3 месяца назад +2

    I like how the halothane says "can be leathal to Humans" in big bold letters on the tank and they still put a fucking hose on it

  • @Jambo_Neo
    @Jambo_Neo Год назад +6

    This is what happens when you don’t come on down and buy some corn because he will sacrifice your new born

    • @a_channel2545
      @a_channel2545 Год назад +1

      A fellow slime subscriber! Well met

  • @ryanlane680
    @ryanlane680 Год назад +4

    Thank you for doing this movie I’m on the fence about seeing and I actually might now

  • @CaptainAnonymous
    @CaptainAnonymous Год назад +6

    This video felt like it had a lot of deja vu. Repeated yourself word for word a few times throughout. Video felt longer than it needed to be.

  • @victorkao1472
    @victorkao1472 Год назад +2

    20:09
    Howtobeat: if I was an adult, I’d suggest a better death game

  • @famusprime8418
    @famusprime8418 Год назад +13

    I honestly would of gone as far as I can away from the corn field at the end of the movie, seems kind of dumb to return to a burned up corn field

    • @benjamintriplett3
      @benjamintriplett3 11 месяцев назад +1

      I have a feeling that the ending was just a dream sequence.

  • @commanderrico8892
    @commanderrico8892 Год назад +7

    Man oh man I guess if I saw things were going this south I’d pull an Anakin and go to town on those Younglings after I got a halfway decent weapon, starting with the ring leader and working my way down from there.

    • @buchan448
      @buchan448 Год назад +3

      same pal not gettin taken by some kids lol

    • @Xavier1234s
      @Xavier1234s Месяц назад

      Nothing a glock can't handle.

  • @AlexFuentes-kk4wk
    @AlexFuentes-kk4wk Год назад +3

    I love your videos they are so good and they make my day

  • @copperblaze22
    @copperblaze22 Год назад +14

    That little girl probably thought the lighter was a vape charger. Taking a bite out of a monster that eats entire humans like popcorn wouldn't help.

  • @supersaiyanbino
    @supersaiyanbino Год назад +5

    Groot really turned to the darkside

  • @jg6551
    @jg6551 Год назад +3

    7:00 nice references

  • @jermaenjoyer
    @jermaenjoyer Год назад +6

    I remember the 2009 version being my 1st favorite horror movie as a kid

  • @guiltynoble9908
    @guiltynoble9908 Год назад +6

    As a person who sleeps in the day I'd be fine in such a situation

  • @DonsStudios
    @DonsStudios 4 месяца назад +4

    Average day in Iowa

  • @lutis5692
    @lutis5692 Год назад +17

    Just a question: Could you consider making video about how to survive in ,,The100"? At least 2 first seasons.

    • @liamnehren1054
      @liamnehren1054 Год назад

      lol but they already kind of follow how to beat's sociopathic style of survival!

    • @mojaeche8046
      @mojaeche8046 Год назад

      ​@@liamnehren1054 not really I've been noticing history slot of recaps . no e of the well thought out back stabbing survival of older vids.

    • @lutis5692
      @lutis5692 Год назад

      @@mojaeche8046 yeah, for sure there was a lot of better options they could make. F.e. William (son of Jaha), he was ascting so stupid, knowing the fact that everyone else hated him. He should make allies, but prefered to act exactly how his father.

  • @o0cel0to
    @o0cel0to Год назад +7

    I want a How to Beat horror anthology. Each movie would be either zombie, slasher, plague etc. And the protagonist is someone who has watched all of How to Beats videos. In the end the protagonist always lives, be it hero or not. But actually making the correct and smartest decisions in the moment. All due to this wonderful channel!

    • @OcarinaSapphr-
      @OcarinaSapphr- Год назад +1

      Sometimes, you can make all the right choices & still lose...

    • @o0cel0to
      @o0cel0to Год назад

      Either way would be awesome

    • @rosestar1324
      @rosestar1324 7 месяцев назад

      There are some movies out there. How to beat even covered some of them and barely had any criticisms to add cuz the characters were smart.

  • @wyattwaggoner1897
    @wyattwaggoner1897 10 месяцев назад +1

    Love the thumb nail:
    "How to beat children...
    of the corn."

  • @michaelmeux4137
    @michaelmeux4137 11 месяцев назад

    Great video brother haven't seen this one in a long time.

  • @vanessaperez8182
    @vanessaperez8182 Год назад +3

    in case anyone wanted to know, the pastor is the beach caretaker in aquamarine (2006)

  • @username172
    @username172 Год назад +5

    Bo just keeps making terrible decisions

  • @Only-ev4wl
    @Only-ev4wl Год назад +2

    "Come down today and try some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn." - Their new town motto

  • @RippedDiscs
    @RippedDiscs Год назад +2

    the orginal childern of the corn will always be my fav this was so bad

  • @QQyoko
    @QQyoko Год назад +15

    Obligatory new voice comment. I honestly don't mind - it's definitely different, but not bad - I just miss the "that was their biggest mistake" line. Feels like newguy needs to have his own phrase for me to look forward to each video.

    • @kaylaminor3440
      @kaylaminor3440 Год назад +1

      I knew this video was missing a phrase Ahh yess he definitely has to come up with something.

  • @fe_rn
    @fe_rn Год назад +7

    im honestly a sucker for child horror movies this sounds sick

  • @ninjabearbot
    @ninjabearbot Год назад +2

    I'm now terrified because I live in nebraska

  • @stone2373
    @stone2373 Год назад +1

    Let’s gooo another how to beat

  • @Tcn721
    @Tcn721 Год назад +6

    HAVE A DAMN GOOD DAY (LOUDEST EVER)

  • @Randomdud1022
    @Randomdud1022 Год назад +2

    What would I do? Oh just gonna grab my guns form my closet and just start blasting the frick out of the corn field not to mention adding a little flamethrower

  • @pablochana4813
    @pablochana4813 Месяц назад +1

    Is it me or is that slimcicle's sacrifice to the corn?
    The: come down here and try some corn and we will sacrifice youre new born

  • @ProfessionalKaiju
    @ProfessionalKaiju Год назад +2

    But like why help the parents when you could be a child of the corn
    Get rid of toxic parents in exchange for an entity that genuinely cares for my well-being?
    Hell yeah, I'll take that any day

  • @kaylaminor3440
    @kaylaminor3440 Год назад +58

    Honestly, I like how this person is recapping. I like something new and fresh. Yes it's not what we are used to but this man has a unique way to his voice over. I hope to hear more of you in the future. Have a damn good day 😊

  • @phoneguy4637
    @phoneguy4637 Год назад +3

    I would simply tell the monster: "you look delicious..."

  • @SurviveandGameTTV
    @SurviveandGameTTV 3 месяца назад +1

    I'd get the hell out of town when the kids start acting strange

  • @goodvibes8923
    @goodvibes8923 10 месяцев назад +1

    "but i thought this movie was about corn not smashing pumpkins" good one

  • @Dopachen
    @Dopachen Год назад +4

    I think "how to beat the rumbling (from Attack on Titan)" would be pretty interesting (or why you wouldn't survive it)

  • @skyvolt2566
    @skyvolt2566 Год назад +26

    I can't help but think the adults were the real villains of this story. Sure the kids didn't have to respond by killing everyone but still none of it would have happened if they didn't treat the kids like they were nobody

    • @katakurifan5213
      @katakurifan5213 Год назад +3

      And I'm so tired of that writing especially for a reboot of a franchise

    • @katakurifan5213
      @katakurifan5213 Год назад +5

      But that doesn't excuse what these kids do.

    • @skyvolt2566
      @skyvolt2566 Год назад +2

      @katakurifan5213 Obviously I said that they didn't have to go that far lol

    • @skyvolt2566
      @skyvolt2566 Год назад +1

      @katakurifan5213 Obviously I said that they didn't have to go that far lol

    • @VoodooAngels
      @VoodooAngels Год назад +7

      So, when should we expect your campaign to give voting rights to children?

  • @chaosbeam4654
    @chaosbeam4654 Год назад +5

    Honestly good for those kids.

  • @isamelzorrilla5639
    @isamelzorrilla5639 Год назад +16

    Hi How To Beat I love this and I hope you have a good day and you are awesome

    • @BOGog
      @BOGog Год назад

      🎉

  • @ashleighstratmann7783
    @ashleighstratmann7783 Год назад +5

    So this is another go in Stephen King's Children of the Corn. I hope they're not pusing it with all the remakes like they did with Carrie.

    • @ashleighstratmann7783
      @ashleighstratmann7783 Год назад +1

      Dead Meat can tell you the Carrie remakes just got worse and worse after the original

    • @ashleighstratmann7783
      @ashleighstratmann7783 Год назад +2

      It didn’t help one of the actresses that played as Carrie in a remake look like she should be playing one of the popular girls instead of Carrie

  • @amv3831
    @amv3831 Год назад +11

    Neverrrrrrrr knew they made a remake 💀

    • @danelynch7171
      @danelynch7171 Год назад

      Haven't they remade this movie like 5 times over the years or am I just thinking of all the sequels?

    • @amv3831
      @amv3831 Год назад +1

      @@danelynch7171 bro I honestly didn’t know they had more then one

    • @danelynch7171
      @danelynch7171 Год назад

      @@amv3831 I thought there was a bunch of them. I can't remember any of them but I could have sworn there was several.

  • @RedHotFilms11
    @RedHotFilms11 Месяц назад +1

    Fun fact: my dad owns the church from the movie. He named it “New Freedom Church” I’m sure no one cares, but I just wanted to throw this out therez

  • @SkullManager
    @SkullManager Год назад

    I just watched slimecicle's "corn" video before this, and the timing is... P E R F E C T

  • @talkingwithtommyshow6983
    @talkingwithtommyshow6983 Год назад +3

    Hey it would be really interesting if you could do the saw series considering there are A lot of traps 😅😅

  • @bao_dumpling7682
    @bao_dumpling7682 Год назад +5

    So Beau found her father dead and told him she's sorry and then Eden found the monster dying and told it she's sorry
    *that's kinda f-cked up*

  • @thisisawesome9341
    @thisisawesome9341 Год назад +1

    This is Awesome

  • @monophobia5372
    @monophobia5372 Год назад +1

    lol when eden was crying i was laughing i felt like she deserves to cry

  • @johanndukeofwayen4159
    @johanndukeofwayen4159 Год назад +3

    A prequel showing bit by bit the events leading up to the wholesale slaughter of all the adults in town while not directly referencing he who walks behind the rows but more on the interactions between the kids, the beginnings of the cult, the townspeople and the hero would be the blue man from the original. But no, let's see some more syfy crap. I loved Eden, she was the only part of the movie I liked but it would have been better if she was like Isaac or Malachi's sister and she helped create the cult.

  • @alexpayne5914
    @alexpayne5914 Год назад +3

    So, these twerps kill her boyfriend, then her mother. What does she do? Runs up to negotiate, of course. 🤦

  • @capguap6476
    @capguap6476 Год назад +1

    I’m. Not getting bodied or anything by kids they can be whatever I’m still rocking tf out of everyone of dem wit just bare fists Ong 💪🏽

  • @mliu5693
    @mliu5693 4 месяца назад +1

    Imagine your friends got mutilated by a bunch of crazy people, and then you hear from the heavens:
    "Instead of panicking, I would pick up the satellite phone and try to call for help. I know its hard to think straight in a stressful situation, but you should always - "
    Then it drones on for 10 minutes about a complicated strategy that probably couldn't think up in a few seconds, unless you were, like Sherlock Holmes or something.

  • @carlissapowell7069
    @carlissapowell7069 Год назад +3

    I’m glad I didn’t watch the reboot based off this How to Beat lol.

  • @mas8705
    @mas8705 Год назад +2

    Not too often that the way one would “how to beat” is just to eat the monster. Still, hard to say if there’s draw backs to eating that much corn.
    Then again, it could be like how this film ended.

  • @theofficialOMORIheadspace
    @theofficialOMORIheadspace Год назад

    I’m watching this right before I go to sleep 😅

  • @AnomalyINC
    @AnomalyINC Год назад +1

    This movie forgot the first rule of movie remakes: Don't be bad.

  • @Yuyu99000
    @Yuyu99000 Год назад +4

    …a remake?!! With no creepy kids in it? Wtf😆

  • @glitchversionofnicemusic5819
    @glitchversionofnicemusic5819 Год назад +3

    Honestly when Caulder ran to help he was just being a big idiot

  • @georjanemapula6673
    @georjanemapula6673 Год назад

    I love your chanell you're one of the best horror movie chanells ever

  • @DjDiamstatOfficial
    @DjDiamstatOfficial Год назад +2

    I hate that that little psychos name is Eden that's my service dogs name 😂😂😂

  • @mitch197010
    @mitch197010 Год назад +2

    This should be more of a "Everything wrong with" video. We need better movie scripts to be written.

  • @maccurtis730
    @maccurtis730 Год назад +2

    Eating corn may not be a good idea because that may give it more control over you.

  • @TajeDwyer-dt4zv
    @TajeDwyer-dt4zv Год назад +1

    Who remembers that one episode form talking Tom and friends when they got brain washed by corn?😂

  • @bandgeekforlife406
    @bandgeekforlife406 3 месяца назад

    Bo (or is it Beau?)'s first mistake was knowing about the fungus but still choosing to walk through a gigantic field of rotting corn.