How To Beat The DERANGED MAN In "Tusk"
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- Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
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broooooo i said it first wth
this movie was so creepy till the point where the serial killer pulled out his own walrus suit and said they had to 1v1 in walrus costumes in which I suddenly busted out laughing
That’s the moment I just loved life for goofy ish like that lol
also why does he look like walter white lmfao
If someone made a ripoff then ppl would fall over theyr chair
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"Wallace you need to get into this walrus costume"
"Mr. Tusk we need to fight"
"Wallace we need to cook"
@@vambrosiaofficial 😂
this one was really creepy tbh, body horror is one of the scariest genres of horror imo
@Don't Read My Profile Picture ok
Not really
Agreed, ts is dumb
I agree. I can't handle most horror, but body horror is just a different beast. I tried watching some scenes from Made in Abyss a while back. Big mistake. The body horror was so intense I was getting physically ill, to the point I almost threw up.
Facts
Man, at the end the doctors/police were just like "He looks like a walrus, let's put him in a walrus enclosure instead of trying to help him." "Yeah, sounds like a plan."
I mean how? His body got mutilated beyond fixing. It's either death and putting him out of his misery... or somewhere to keep him "alive and safe"
Edit: It has come to my attention that many are aginst what I said, and I totally agree and I want to apologize. I didn't think about the possibility of rehabilitation and if possible, trying to fix his body.
BAHAHA for real? So because he's medically compromised, the best thing to do is treat him like a walrus?
@@kingredacted Should we put disabled people in farmer fields since they're "vegetables" too?
@@jonahbrown5669 this the best reply istg
You don't hear him complaining
It’s creepy that someone could think of a scenario like this. Seriously, I’m concerned for the human mind.
Apparently he originally got this idea from a Craigslist ad. The ad had a guy in a walrus costume and wrote something like "if you want the room you have to dress up as a walrus and act like one" it was a harmless cute joke I honestly can not believe someone would look at a funny joke like that and think "huh what a funny joke. It would be better if it was turned into a horrific movie about a man being turned into a walrus for the rest of his now miserable life."
I love this 😌
honestly this is how the writing process goes. I've seen both sides of the political isle and how both sides can go wrong for people and now I'm working on a whole ass book LMAO@@Aratakiittofan
What’s even crazier is that Silent Bob made it! Lol
You should watch the rest of Kevin Smith's movies. Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing amy, Jay and Silent Bob strike back etc...
I have this great strategy to survive situations like this, and I don't think it's explored nearly enough in horror movies, it's called The "Don't go to random peoples houses in the middle of fucking nowhere" Stratagy
And don’t drink anything they gave you! How are people so stupid lol
@@espressobliss5685 fr like theres this movie, the human centipede (first sequence) and like idk every horror movie where the killer is weird asf
Frr there are so many signs that the situation is not likely to let you out alive but the main characters are always so stupid and ignore these thinking it’s a normal tuesday
@@CreatorOnYTReal I mean I’ll admit I have only gone to a strangers house once because I slipped off the road in my car in the winter and it was a country road… freezing and I didn’t have my phone. The closest house was a 10 minute walk in the snow but I got lucky they were good people lol
As I have heard many time before
_"You either die a human, or you live long enough to see yourself become a walrus"_
This comment right here has made this movie so much funnier to me
Very meaningful. Truly brightened my day to hear your thoughtful words.
🤦🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I am the eggman, you are the eggman, I am the Walrus! Coo coo ka choo!”
pro tip- the creepy old rich guy in the mansion is always a body horror enthusiast until proven innocent
yes! and any medical professional with weird vibes!
Yup..
Or if they’re younger, but they are a doctor, and are still rich, residing in a mansion all alone, that’s also bad.
I feel like at this point when there are rich people who have too much money they just thinking "Hey, I'm bored. Let's turn someone into a walrus!"
Ex-fucking-actly.
This can all be avoided if the walrus didn't save Howard.
Fax tho
Why tf did they even have to fight? I haven't watched the movie so can someone please give some context?
@@z.o.a.r.7813 I am not sure which two you mean - so i explain both. Howard fought (and killed) the original Mister Tusk because he was starving while wounded on an island, and it was his only way to survive.
For Howard and Wallace - Howard still felt guilty for killing and eating Mister Tusk, so he wanted to fight a -fair- fight against Mister Tusk to relief his guilt. That's the whole reason for turning someone into a walrus - he wanted a fair fight with the original walrus. :)
Hope that makes it clear.
@@coffcoff3342 ohh thanks for the explanation, it really made me confused lol
@@z.o.a.r.7813 Most welcome!! :)
"Shouldn't we free this man from the walrus suit and attempt to give him surgery until he is mostly normal again instead of leaving him insdie of a tiny cage like he still isn't a human who deserves to be treated with rights like every other person?"
"Nah."
Yeah, that ending kind of angered me a little. They didn't even consider that option...
@@mekingtiger9095 Tusk is a parody of the body horror genre, it intentionally lacks any slither of sense
@@ElManReborn616 That makes sense... ironically.
I think the ending almost implies that he lost his humanity,and gives the audience the question of whether the protagonist is even aware of his own state and has accepted it or if he simply is unable to regain his humanity at all and is too far gone
"he would have survived if he looked at these simple signs"
*proceeds to describe the most in depth analysis of every atom in the room*
Dead ass tho, man coulda said “there was a welcome carpet on the floor”
Fr Fr
Do you think this dude is just constantly analyzing everything? Like does he literally trust nobody?
he should have seen the door knock as it means they are gonna kill you
"There are stairs in the house, and he's wheelchair bound. And oh, look! A creepy mask"
i love that the ending is just him chillin as a walrus, like, what? theres nothing they can do? He's just perma walrus now? Living in a wildlife preserve? Shits crazy
if you can get mentally changed, you can get changed back. maybe not physically
like at least put him out of his misery
@Robert Stallard in the word's of the twitch streamer asmongold "Fuck em" lol
It’s like an old twilight zone ending
if you watch the end credits they have a part in it where you see that its from a podcast. they basically do most of the plot from the movie and they thought it would be funny if he went "full walrus". that's why the ending is like that
This might be the weirdest thing I’ve seen in months 😂
Good to see you around flossy
Flossy!!!
Love the reviews
Agreed
And horrifying
"If you were kidnapped by a serial killer who wants to turn you into a human walrus monster, what would you do?" Looks like I'm turning into a walrus then 💀
😂😂😂😂
Bruh 🤣🤣🤣☠️
wtf they want me to do💀
I’m not
Fr like what am I going to do other than just accept my walrus fate 😭
Something that still hunts me about this movie is that was explained that walrus can't cry. In the end the Girlfriend and the Friend say how Wallace changes forever and became a true walrus, but at the close shot is Wallace looking at them crying, showing how in some capacity he is still a human...
I Never thought of that before,that’s a really interesting tidbit
This was my first body horror movie and was what fully convinced me of both my thalassophobia and IMMENSE love for well executed body horror. For that reason, it holds a special place for me. Good to see a How-To-Beat tutorial for this, because as a kid, I couldn't see how somebody would really deal with this.
Actually watching the horror movie❌
Watching a RUclipsr explain it✅
anxiety level : still high 😅
Yes
Boy oh boy i wished that he uploaded this sooner, i watched the actual movie and i had several sleepless nights.
@@Entity.3.least you know how to beat it now.
Yas fr 😂
The most unreal part about the ending is that there's no way Wallace could had survived this home made surgery for long with no
postoperative procedure in or out of the mansion, apparently. I don't want to be too explicit but let's just say that people died after way smaller surgeries because of later complications.
Explicit version, please.
@@somebody-pd9rg Massive infection leading to a swift and agonising death.
yup he would have died from terriblely painful sepsis form all the unsanitary mutilations in a couple of days.
Also, depending on the procedures, the body would just outright reject them thinking they are not supposed to be thay way, making the body try and fix itself
Also any foreign object added would also make it worse
I’m willing to bet ten bucks that Evil Walrus Psycho over here has done this before enough that he can prevent it
And his travels probably gave him some ideas on how to prevent the rejections
The only thing weirder than the premise of this movie is it’s ending
Fr like they just left him like that without medically removing him from the suit
@@dumb_link6315 if you watch the end credits they have a part in it where you see that its from a podcast. they basically do most of the plot from the movie and they thought it would be funny if he went "full walrus". that's why the ending is like that
@@ceciliasilver8293 what do you mean "they do most of the plot from the movie"? the characters do? or the actors? who is doing the podcast?
@@dumb_link6315 I haven't watched the full movie yet only the recaps but I heard not only did he got turned into a walrus, he was also brainwashed into thinking his a walrus.
@@azurii You posted this at the time a sequel was confirmed. Wtf were you thinking typing that
Why didn't bro just buy a Walrus 💀
@MatthewFarmer-wv4hl Yes, and he seems very concerned about following city laws and ordinances, lmaooo.
Where the fuck do you even buy a walrus??? Can you even do that????
@MatthewFarmer-wv4hl I also think it's funny that kidnapping someone and ripping them apart and turning them into an Animal is perfectly fine, but buying a Walrus off the dark web? No that's too far, can't be doing that now
@@wolfieisstupid2181 You can buy practically anything. *Anything* .
If he can make a human walrus , he definitely could afford doing it@@wolfieisstupid2181
P.s If he survived this he could be removed from the walrus suit and have prothestetic legs on his knees. I don't know his status on the arms, but you could be surgically fixed and let your bones go back to normal fixation. Tongue being removed unfortunately would make talking about impossible to fix. So you'd have to learn sign language.
Or they can just put him out of his misery, i wouldn't want to live after this shit
yeah i think it would've been possible to recover him, i dunno wut they would do for the tusks jabbed on his skull tho
@@rmswolfgamer1171 intense surgery to remove it and probably a lot of plastic surgery.
@@nicoleb695 oh yeah- true true.
Ngl I almost threw up
This movie is so horrifyingly disturbing that even remembering the fact that this is all fiction fails to give me any bit of comfort. It haunts me so hard sobs
People really trying to gaslight me into thinking this movie is funny, meanwhile I have never been so disturbed by a work of fiction like this
it was based after a true story
@@mayo_poppins but it isss. there's so many parts that point to it being a comedy more than horror.
@@august.pathetic wth rlly?!
@@august.pathetic noooooooo
This movie is a new level of horror and yet it's still so fascinating. Time to beat it!
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@@_cabinet k
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Wouldn't really call it a new level of horror as the movie is almost 10 years old. There are also better movies in terms of body horror.
This dude is one of my favorite channels, why? because he basically gives us movies we may not have access to, explains them, he tells us how to beat them, what more could u ask for as a horror-lover?
Seeing a good ending for Justin Long in a horror movie is rarer than seeing Half Life 3 get released.
Lmao
Yeah, we got lucky here.
I mean even though he survived, he'd have been better off dead than being imprisoned in a zoo with his mind in shambles
It makes absolutely no sense, that he has to live as a walrus in the end and is held in a zoo...even though he might not want to live as a person anymore, he is still human and would not eat raw fish 🤣 I would rather commit suicide...
I would have drowned myself in the little zoo pool
It would be better to just put him out, The thought of having to live after that in a deformed body even after getting out of the suit is horrifying and tiring
i would kill my friend if he was doomed to be a scuffed walrus
If you couldn't tell they jumped the shark LONG before that point. Nothing about the movie makes sense.
Billions (with a B) of people eat raw fish every week 🤷🏻♂️
That being said. Give me the bullet.
Doing that much surgery on someone in one session is guaranteed to kill them so really the psycho would just end up with a dead walrus person thing
Right and then immediately drags them into a pool. Like I get the surreal sentiment but as a nurse, just no lol
Also, one can't cut a whole freaking leg in merely 1 night, even a plagued one requires multiple days by experienced docs or the victim would straight up die by trauma.
But the real question is, can we surgically turn man in to walrus thing? I feel like government needs to invest resources, to find out.
@@themanwithtomanyeyes8282with enough cutting, stitching, taking animal parts, and planning you could possibly modify the human body enough to maybe make it slightly resemble a walrus. but since the surgery would be very complicated and rather Difficult the victim would sadly pass away before the surgery would be even able to to finish.
@@themanwithtomanyeyes8282 respectfully, what the fuck bro
i remember watching this ages ago and thinking wtf the whole time. it gives me the same vibe as human centipede
@Rock and Hard Place In my opinion the first Human Centipede movie is also worse than Tusk. Human Centipede doesn't have any humorous moments to it. What makes Tusk such a special body horror movie is its absurdity, and also Johnny Depp as an ageing Canadian detective.
@@excusemyfrench2258 but Johnny Depp isnt in this movie. His daughter is but not him
@@Bean-kh9cu Johnny Depp is the detective that helped the girlfriend and friend find Wallace, his role is uncredited in the movie though
@@Bean-kh9cu He is, he plays the detective. I know that he is unrecognisable with the beret and moustache but it is him. If you have a hard time believing it, you can check Wikipedia. I was surprised and didn't recognize him the first time I watched the movie.
@@excusemyfrench2258 yeah but, i googled the casting and he wasnt there. But i’ll take your word for it
Man, that ending is dumb and kinda depressing. Surgeons have been able to save people who've had all sorts of terrible things done to their bodies, idk why they would just leave him as a human walrus lol. Either that or his friends should've put him out of his misery so that he wouldn't have to endure such a pitiful existence.
Cause it's a black comedy movie and not real life
@@Neireanstill cruel as fuck, like dude?
Nah imagine being turned into a walrus 💀
fr 😭💀
nah that ain't a serial killer that's a disney villain
He was not even turned into one more like unnaturally morphed into looking like a walrus.
LoL, I enjoy fantasy role playing games . I was running a particular session and I had an evil very powerful Wizard polymorph a player's character into a Seal. What I plotted out was this player's character was a Lawman of sorts who captured this malefactor as part of a larger operation to apprehend an illegal gambling ring that stole property and money by rigging games . It so happened that one of the members of this ring was a powerful wizard that altered his appearance to look like a scruffy " hick" and then was able to escape the jailcell using magic . That wizard then took vengeance upon that Lawman who captured him by turning the Lawman into a Seal . That player who had his character turned into a Seal was not pleased and I of course let that player "sweat" for a while before I set the scene for the polymorph to be able to be reversed through the magic of another more powerful wizard . Seeing my Buddy acting like a Seal ,complete with "barking" more or less like a Seal and clapping his hands like flippers whilst he roleplayed his character in that predicament was some seriously funny stuff. So I saw what someone would do in a fantasy setting if they were turned into a Seal. Not quite a Walrus but taxonomically related ,as Seals and Walruses are Pinnipeds that shared a common Ancestor . 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
TF fans in the background: ...
i love how he's treating this very disturbing movie as if it's real, his common sense is HEAVILY used in this video i really enjoy these vids, also have a DAMN good day .
this plot was already crazy, but when at the end instead of trying to make him normal they litterally put him in a zoo bruh💀💀💀
But how did he survive eating raw fish everyday?
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Never considered this being a how to beat video, but now that I think about it, trying to figure out ways to escape does have tons of potential
You mean like not being turned into a walrus?
It was creepy but the ending is so funny I couldn’t take it seriously anymore
But you could take a podcast called "The Not See Party" seriously?
Lol ok then
@@emptyingmyballsinyomommymouth bro I said the body horror was creepy don’t act like I was calling the movie believable
@@kujikawathemeekmage3640 no, you said you couldn't take the ending seriously anymore, as though you'd been taking it seriously up until that point.
So herfa derf, derpa derp derp.
@@emptyingmyballsinyomommymouth believe it or not. I didn’t care what the name of a fake podcast was. I’m sorry if that broke your immersion. Ggs
@@emptyingmyballsinyomommymouth Yeah, what crazy world would have podcast names that reference anything Nazi. What a crazy timeline that would be. Certainly not ours.
Pretty sure you can't beat Tusk, the second it goes into Act 4 and it lands a hit on you every version of yourself will be affected by the infinite spin so really no one is going to be able to help y- oh shit, wrong Tusk... my bad.
Fr
Unless you're diego
Which tusk are you talking about? I'm interested
@@DuffyDevil JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
@@Noctaru oh is Tusk a stand ability? I've only seen the first 2 seasons
After watching this film I just can’t look at a walrus the same 💀
Damn
Fun fact: Towards the ending fight scene, the usage of fleetwood mac’s song also named “tusk” took up more than half of the movies 3 million dollar budget
I laughed so many times during this movie
Not exact quote but “You’re gonna be a walrus!!! Or nothing at all!!”
👴🏻-“Isn’t man truly a walrus at heart?”
👨🏻-“…..AGHHHHHH!!!”
👴🏻-“AHHHHHHH!”
It was the fact he screamed back at him that made me lose it
isn't man truly a walrus at heart?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 this movie was so funny, i don't get why everyone in the comments is so disturbed. like nobody got the dark humor comedy
What is a man, but a miserable pile of walrus?!
- Canadian walrus doctor
@@bm-ub6zc i know I'm six months late, but dude, the body horror is the disturbing part not the humor, the humor is funny but the concept of surgically changing someones body beyond recognition is the horror part.
Just... How? Tusk is so weird, but I wonder how they made such a ridiculous premise into something so hilariously horrific
Tusk, In execution, is a bad movie, but the concept is insane enough and the walrus costume is sickening enough that I will never forget it.
Tbh it’s not that scary (on tv/screen, irl I’d cry obvs)
The real tragedy is the fact that the best friend and the girlfriend have been secretly seeing each other. Wow the betrayal
Main guy cheated too. So your point?
@@AW-pp4ss how?
@@81mrbetomeza ...did you watch the movie?
@@AW-pp4ss no 🤡 jajaja
@@81mrbetomezaIn the movie it is stated that mc cheats on his gf constantly so she cheated with his bf in secret, I assume as revenge but honestly she should just dump his ass…why lower yourself like that?
No way Wallace would've looked that deep into the decorations as soon as he got into the house I'm sure that if you guys or anyone else here were in that situation they would've suffered the same fate.
Obviously-- I'm sorry, but I feel like this kind of comment is on every video. Like, we know, How to Beat knows, everyone knows that these movies are crazy and you probably couldn't beat jack shit. But alas this is a "how to beat" video and it would kinda kill the commentary if he had to say "I wouldn't have done it... but" every time
@@sstar339 Most of the clues in other movies are actually kinda obvious, but you can see even the guy was reaching so hard to find a clue at the beginning
Nah, I'm too afraid to accept food or drink from someone out in the middle of nowhere.
Or even go to a mansion in the middle of nowhere, alone, without anyone knowing where I went.
Hell, in general I'm just afraid of rich people.
Though there is a possibility I will modify my body beyond my humanity some time in the future, but it will be under my own volition and planning, so there's that.
@@kamikeserpentail3778 bro what is that last part 💀
@@Hirma_L genetic engineering and brain to computer interfaces are making interesting leaps.
In the not too distant future people will be editing out genetic diseases, or have implants that let them move paralyzed limbs.
Further in the future instead of attempting to remove disadvantages, we'll be aiming to enhance the healthy.
I simply aim further than that, not content with my humanity.
But it'll be closer to ghost in the shell or transcendence, though even those kinds of stories tend to keep people humanoid in appearance, that's not always true
Even though he was a merciless maniac and killer, I swear, I almost feel guilty for Howard when he says:
"Oh... You've come back.... You are my.... mister tusk....."
The old man looks like Walter White's evil twin brother lmao
LMAO
Basically lol
implying that walter isnt already the evil twin LMAOO
This is now therapy for that time I innocently saw this movie after hearing that one podcast episode, and I was haunted for a while.
Wdym for a while? I still feel haunted 😵💫😅
Took me several weeks but it does contain some unintentional funny moments with Happy Tree Friends vibe 😂
“Yeah mom I got the lead role.”
The role: 👀
One of my favorite horror flicks EVER!
so underappreciated, the acting is god tier
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Oh shit it's the funny food man
14 likes and 2 replies but millions of views wtf
hello senpai
I always heard Wallace as walrus...I think they did that on purpose
We got a genius over here! Look at Sherlock realising the obvious. Good job
@@swissdave9489 well no shit Sherlock I can see the comment
@@coolman7004 what?
18:14 if I remember correctly from other explanation video, his vocal chords got cut off to truly mimic a walrus so he can't speak normally anymore.
So all he can do is bark
Moral of the story: ignore fliers in a public bathroom.
he always talks of these things so calmly but, we all know, he would be freaking out
I’d probably die of heart failure on the spot before the antagonist even touched me lol
Well that was a storyline I never thought I would never see.
🤣😂
First the human centipede, and now a human walrus, what am i getting myself into 💀
Fr
how to beat in every single video: **pause** okay this is terrifying
I love it, personally :)
Spoiler Alert:
Man in the movie, I almost cried my heart out. The fact that he was kidnapped and tortured in several ways, yet the killer wasn't done. He even took his privilege as a human being. I can't possibly put myself in that situation, I feel sorry.
I agree. Didn't think the movie was a comedy in any way. It was just disturbing and gross
100% agree. I never even watched the movie, I just watched bits and pieces of a video Roanoke Gaming did about it but even that small exposure to it made me unable to sleep and feel nauseous. And keep in mind I love horror, even body horror like the Slither and objectively scarier stuff like the stories by Junji Ito.
@@Scarecrow_Crane So I love horror and also watched Roanoke Gaming's video and yeah the thing is the movie has so little horror in it vs how much dark comedy they try and lean into (it just doesn't work and it's not even funny.) If you watch it you'll be less scared then when you watch videos about it because they skip all the boring stuff... though I still don't recommend it, not a great watch.
Everything you've seen in this video and Roanokes is basically all the scenes. (Wait did Roanakes video show the very final scene where it's clear wallace is still human in there because of his tears at seeing his fiancée and his best friend together. That's the one part that is often skipped in videos about Tusk)
It honestly feels like a meaner human centipede trying to be funny.
@@Scarecrow_Crane Oh... Slither is way worse than Tusk imo, Tusk is pretty bad too in the body horror-meter, I mean both choices are horrifying but in the Slither's case after all the body horror, the victims still die a painful death, even though in a medical point of view Wallace should had died a painful death days after his transformation too...
@@caranostalgico9249 You’re absolutely right, but for some reason Slither just didn’t have the same visceral effect on me. I think maybe it’s because the threat in Slither was literally alien and not human, so it adds distance psychologically, while the threat in Tusk was a human being.
My mom showed me this movie when I was around 11, for me and her it’s quite a tradition to watch horror movies and recommend one for another(like the saw movies) but I must say that this movie had left us both traumatized 💀
11? 😭 damn
i also watched this when i was 11 😭😭
At least I can relate to you
I was 10
Your mom? wtf
I know the movie didn't get the best reviews, but the ending I think makes for an impactful one and that's good enough for a watch.
I hate how this whole situation could've been avoided by calling 911 when he found his phone
At the point where I was transformed into the walrus, I’d admit that I’ve been beaten and die. Because I don’t know how I could be fixed.
clearly you can't be, they shoved him in a fking zoo at the end lol.
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I like watching these solely so I can learn how to defend myself in more realistic situations.
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This film still gives me the creep even until this very day, like imagine getting kidnapped and turned into an abomination by an insane old man
Hmmmm who would win a young man in his prime, or a 70 year old disabled man
@@MotocrossMan. you forgot to say a young man in his prime without one of his legs while basically not being able to move
@@Hirma_L mate it was a joke
@@MotocrossMan. you gotta work on your jokes mate 💀
The real way to beat tusk
Sanitizer
Never drink anything poured or prepared by a stranger!
Watched this movie while high. One of the craziest things ive seen in my life.
It’s sad
I saw parts of the movie on RUclips. It’s a strange mix of absurd, humor and disturbing horror
I was so terrified of this shit until he bro said we need a 1v1 as walruses💀💀
While in a normal situation your observation about people needing help to go up and down stairs in a w/c is accurate, I actually know a woman who is able to go up and down stairs on her own in a w/c, so I would be that one random person who wouldn't see that as immediately suspicious lol.
The ending was pretty funny when he fought Howard and then it was just him living his life casually in a wildlife preserve, but the earlier parts of the movie were pretty creepy
If you were kidnapped by a serial killer that wanted to turn you into a human walrus monster, what would you do?
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"to see if wallace is a walrus at heart" That is a very funny line
How to Beat just did Justin Long running from a monster in Jeepers Creepers, to being trapped at someone's house being turned into a Walrus monster, to being an actor in a movie (Barbarian) with a monster trapped in his ....thats Meta
Imagine reading a fishermans story while peeing 💀😭
The ending is so fckd up. His girlfriend is dating his best friend and she throws a fish to him?? How about getting him to a hospital and helping!?? Trippy movie lol...
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a main character named wallus being turned into a walrus? just like hannibal being a cannibal
Me: *existing*
How to beat: that was his first mistake.
I don't know what Justin was thinking with that wild stache. Something I'd like to know, is how tf did an injured, exhausted, marooned human kil a walrus?
how to beat him: DONT GO TO AN ADDRESS ON A FLYER FROM THE BATHROOM
he didint know it
I live in Manitoba, can confirm, it’s just like this.
I just heard about this film and watched it last week for college film club. It’s definitely one of the films I have seen
@1:41, I wouldn't say being old automatically rules out the ability to do harm. Dorothea Puente was in her 50s when she started killing.
Plus, if Wallace has a blunt object, he can BLIND Howard by knocking glass into his eyes or Wallace can also use the wheelchair to break the lenses, meaning Howard maybe can't see without his glasses and Wallace can also injure Howard's hands and/or fingers by rolling over them.
Does Teddy see dead people? :)
Teddy has no sense , let alone a sixth sense in this movie 🤣😂
I'm mad that you think that being in your 50s is old.
"Okay, this is terryfying!" is now one of the most iconic YTber phrases :D
Okay this has to be one of the most disturbing films I've seen, and that's saying something.
So just a few points for anyone complaining or dissatisfied with this movie.
-No one would even survive this procedure.
-Any “help” station are REQUIRED to take any phone call seriously. Why do you think its so easy to swat people.
-We have specific laws required yo help broken people this no matter how high the hill.
-Even if they cant perform the procedure right away (which they would be required to do) they cant put some one like this out in public. Its a horrifying scene with an even worse story. The zoo housing him as well as the department that made the decision to place him there would have major public backlash.
-As mentioned earlier, the procedure to transform him to a walras would’ve killed anyone. But to revert him would have an even higher chance of killing him.
-Kevin smiths wife (the director of this film) thought the script was garbage and even refers to it a “the stupid walrus movie.”
-After this and his lies about he-man the hero of the woke-verse, Kevin smith had not been part of any major projects as of late. Lets hope it stays that way.
I love this movie for the fact that it’s an absurd horror comedy but also poses the philosophical question of what separates man and beast. Knowing it comes from Kevin Smith, who is vegan, can make you see it in a lens that shows the cruelty of man while also keeping its wacky comedic plot.
bro how is this funny this is way more disturbing than saw
It’s just so ridiculous that it becomes comedic.
@@melbrooke280 Ik but Jesus man I did not want to see that thing
Fun fact this movie was filmed and based in winnipeg manitoba, the murder capital of Canada.
This entire "How to Beat" series is just, "and if that doesn't work, do this! and if THAT doesn't work..."
I can literally watch any movie without actually watching it with this man
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@DontReadMyProfilePicture.4 not you again
This movie was just down right terrifying
This is way better than the entire movie... for EVERYONE
Didn't think I'd hear about the Maurice Duplessis era in a horror movie about becoming a walrus lol
To be honest as soon as i had no tongue any more, i would have probably klled myself in the pool. I dont want to be a walrus.
How ironic his name is Wallis and the old man turned him into a Walrus.😅 watching this on storyrecaped creeped me out,but on this channel I laughed at how horribly ironic it was…🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
22:00 i love that Depp supports his kid enough to make this and yoga hosers, but hid his identity as much as possible
By far the most contrived horror film idea. Are we seriously going to see implanting cow udders next? Probably RUclips demonetized 😂
It’s part of a trilogy with the final movie coming this year so who knows
don't give them ideas 😭
@@melbrooke280 excuse me, what??? they making new tusk movies???!! 💀💀💀
There’s another one of these out there ?
The protagonists rly said to the antagonist “Waltuh, whaddayah doin’ Waltuh”
Bro, how do you stay sane watching these bad movies? You must go through a survival mode when watching these movies.
“If you where kidnapped by a serial killer who wanted to turn you into a human walrus monster what would you do?”
*become a human walrus monster*
I mean you could stop it like somehow