Where's the bloke?

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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2011
  • From series 3 of Harry and Paul, uploaded in honour of Andy Gray and Richard Keys
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  • @James-jl4jt
    @James-jl4jt Год назад +84

    I always wondered what my dad was referencing when he keeps saying “where’s the bloke love, 2 sugars” whenever the football’s on

  • @mir703
    @mir703 9 месяцев назад +42

    What every guy thinks when watching the footy these days

  • @mrmeldrew693
    @mrmeldrew693 9 месяцев назад +103

    It's all a laugh......until you try and watch Soccer Saturday in 2023.

  • @ricchardo
    @ricchardo 3 года назад +314

    "Get the bloke darling, Two sugars!! 😂🤣

    • @SelfImprovement1111
      @SelfImprovement1111 3 года назад +2

      Sounds like a gay thing 😂

    • @uptank8461
      @uptank8461 3 года назад +6

      what? its sexism y'know women used to be housewife's, tf you getting gay from genuine question

    • @ricchardo
      @ricchardo 3 года назад +5

      @@uptank8461 "Women used to be housewives" so what prey tell is a woman who doesn't work, spends all day at home called now? I'm on the edge of my seat here. 🤣

    • @uptank8461
      @uptank8461 2 года назад +1

      @@ricchardo when I mean housewives I mean a time where woman were expected. Not to work rather than women who simply don't work like today

    • @DovahKanye
      @DovahKanye 2 года назад +4

      @@ricchardo "spends all day at home called now?"
      Lazy bints mate innit.

  • @callum9679
    @callum9679 3 года назад +527

    Paul Whitehouse without a doubt one of the funniest men alive

    • @TheManLab7
      @TheManLab7 2 года назад +9

      I think Harry's better in my eyes and it looks like he does more scetches than Paul. But that’s just my opinion and view of things

    • @sallybannister6224
      @sallybannister6224 Год назад +12

      @@TheManLab7 Whitehouse is definitely better more of a real character actor ... , but Harry Enfield is also brilliant .One thing, I bet they can both spell sketches

    • @martinworld7214
      @martinworld7214 Год назад +6

      @@sallybannister6224 Both of them would probably have put a full stop after better though .........

    • @richard7645
      @richard7645 Год назад +2

      WHERE'S THE BLOKE!?

    • @vincebrannon3353
      @vincebrannon3353 Год назад +1

      Amen.

  • @phippsa3
    @phippsa3 2 года назад +193

    The "two sugars" got me 🤣🤣

    • @FahadAyaz
      @FahadAyaz 2 года назад +4

      Same 😂 Said it so casually!

    • @jafar4marva
      @jafar4marva Год назад +1

      @@FahadAyaz exactly, thats is their comedy craft.
      They are no longer "flavour of the month" which is a pity . This little skit is comedy gold an overused expression I know.
      Maybe this type of comedy doesnt light everyone's fire but it is undeniably brilliantly worked by the three actors. The guys even have a semblance of the look of Charlie George and Rodney Marsh and of course those were very blokey times, but a lot todays audience don't get the subtle nuances and take it all at face value.

    • @marcbiff2192
      @marcbiff2192 Год назад

      And the eyes.

  • @WetBandit-qo9xd
    @WetBandit-qo9xd 10 месяцев назад +117

    Two sugars. This should be shown to actors who want to learn about comedy and timing. I don't know if it was scripted but Paul throwing those words in at the end completely makes this sketch. We've thrown gongs and awards at some very dubious characters who are so-called comedians but if two blokes deserve a Knighthood or at least an OBE it is them.

    • @robertmitchell2575
      @robertmitchell2575 8 месяцев назад +3

      Absolute genius the split second two sugars.

    • @danielmarriott6580
      @danielmarriott6580 4 месяца назад

      If they had any decency they'd turn that kind of shite down.

    • @keinpietz7697
      @keinpietz7697 3 месяца назад

      @@danielmarriott6580 where's the bloke, fam?

    • @user-py5ct1go2s
      @user-py5ct1go2s 2 месяца назад +3

      You are right Harry and Paul should be honoured for their comedy. But I think it should be more than a OBE. It should be something a little better. And if the King said no it should not then I would say to the king. OI! NO YOUR MAJESTY, I KNOW YOU SERVE THE COUNTRY WITH YOUR FINE REGAL STATESMANSHIP AND THAT MOST OF THE COUNTRY LOVE YOU. BUT DO AS YOU ARE TOLD AND GIVE THEM A KNIGHTHOOD!..........I must calm down.😂

    • @mattadders9819
      @mattadders9819 2 месяца назад

      Genius! 👏😂

  • @foreverblues11
    @foreverblues11 12 лет назад +783

    "two sugars" hahahaha class.

    • @Juqqxman
      @Juqqxman 5 лет назад +18

      check harrys face, almost corpsed

    • @cellistyami2798
      @cellistyami2798 3 года назад +2

      What does two sugars mean here?

    • @donaldflump4586
      @donaldflump4586 3 года назад +41

      @@cellistyami2798 It's suggesting that because she's a woman she should go and make them a tea with two sugars

    • @tinglestingles
      @tinglestingles 3 года назад +6

      @@donaldflump4586 spot on

    • @crappymeal
      @crappymeal 3 года назад +2

      @Oj Yes that one he must be a yank?

  • @rocon86
    @rocon86 10 месяцев назад +19

    "Get the bloke darling, 2 sugars" 😂

  • @leatherman06
    @leatherman06 3 года назад +283

    Paul Whitehouse’s face cracks me up 😂

    • @user-vi6wf4gh9x
      @user-vi6wf4gh9x 3 года назад +6

      Aye 🤣😂 best one is right at the end after she says "we'll be back after the break". The look of hopelessness on his face is golden

    • @jamessim1858
      @jamessim1858 2 года назад +1

      Now now the poor sod was born that way he never chose his boat race did eeee

    • @choclatesaltyballz
      @choclatesaltyballz 2 года назад +2

      Johnny Depp called him the finest actor of all time

    • @leatherman06
      @leatherman06 Год назад

      @@jamessim1858 his expression

  • @paulkelly3561
    @paulkelly3561 Год назад +39

    Will never tire of watching this. Absolutely brilliant. "Two sugars" and P.W.'s raised expression a split second later 😂😂.

  • @volt7cooltangs701
    @volt7cooltangs701 3 года назад +76

    ..and if the Enfield walked in here I’d say Oi Enfield, you’re a bloody genius

  • @gishfan7007
    @gishfan7007 Год назад +49

    Paul's timing & delivery is thing of beauty 😅👍

  • @Neo-oq3rx
    @Neo-oq3rx Год назад +65

    The way he’s says where’s the bloke love while looking at his phone is the funniest bit 😂

  • @louispks
    @louispks 2 года назад +151

    Exactly the way I feel when I hear Jermaine Jenas. Never thought I'd say I wish Mark Lawrenson would come back.

    • @somethinglikeanonymous1773
      @somethinglikeanonymous1773 Год назад

      I hate JJ

    • @stephenogden5470
      @stephenogden5470 Год назад +5

      Lawrenson while commentating at the world cup, I think, mentioned Barnsley fans who when in the premiership for a season; their chant of "It's just like watching Brazil"
      Can't recall who were playing but it was a dull game, and Lawrenson said "this is just like watching Barnsley!"
      Made me laugh out loud, and I'm from Barnsley!

    • @sallybannister6224
      @sallybannister6224 Год назад

      😅🤣😅🤣🤣🤣

    • @josefk332
      @josefk332 Год назад +15

      Lawrenson doesn’t tick enough of the ‘boxes’ to qualify, there are strict upper and lower limit quotas to meet these days (for commentators, pundits and indeed every walk of life).

    • @MIP0710
      @MIP0710 Год назад

      @@josefk332 🥱

  • @EM-wd2vg
    @EM-wd2vg 3 года назад +775

    This is me now when watching sky sports.

    • @ynwajft9612
      @ynwajft9612 3 года назад +118

      100% its a joke, Cant be listening to these women who never played at the higest level trying to tell us about football, cancelling sky soon...

    • @tracer1127
      @tracer1127 3 года назад +74

      This is what happens happens when the equality brigade strike. We pay to watch stuff with crap presenters with little or no knowledge of the subject.

    • @C1ayd0n82
      @C1ayd0n82 3 года назад +91

      Wow. You guys proving male chauvinism is alive and well

    • @ynwajft9612
      @ynwajft9612 3 года назад +131

      @@C1ayd0n82 You can virtue signal all you want mate but its the truth..people like you are the reason its like this...muppet...

    • @C1ayd0n82
      @C1ayd0n82 3 года назад +7

      @@crowtales8828 good one

  • @choclatesaltyballz
    @choclatesaltyballz 5 лет назад +178

    Love these 2 comedic geniuses

    • @fyodorseriencha6538
      @fyodorseriencha6538 3 года назад +8

      I'd add her as well actually -in her role as a comedic actresses with some pizzaz, she's just irreplaceable, never mind how much work/ brains it takes.

    • @wrh152
      @wrh152 2 года назад +8

      "love these two comedic geniuses and the bird, wossername"?

    • @richard7645
      @richard7645 Год назад

      WHERE'S THE BLOKE?

  • @boytygaming4007
    @boytygaming4007 21 день назад +2

    Never has this been more accurate than now

  • @musashidanmcgrath
    @musashidanmcgrath Год назад +175

    A phrase that constantly runs through the mind of every single bloke watching bloke's sport. 😂 Along with '2 sugars'

    • @jemimallah2591
      @jemimallah2591 Год назад +44

      you realise this sketch is making fun of you, right?

    • @rhydyard
      @rhydyard Год назад +13

      @@jemimallah2591 "many a true word is said in jest" 😉

    • @bleu2680
      @bleu2680 Год назад +14

      ​@@rhydyard the woman in the video is portrayed as competent, you just hate women and dont understand nuance

    • @slooob23
      @slooob23 Год назад +17

      ​@@bleu2680 you must be fun at parties, with your woke police cap on.....

    • @thearbitar3751
      @thearbitar3751 Год назад

      @@jemimallah2591 the woman presenter's/commentary apart from Alex Scott are a joke to football. So the joke is really on everyone having to put up with this shit. Companies need to hire good females instead of hiring because of gender

  • @petetube13
    @petetube13 8 месяцев назад +13

    Harry Enfield is just about to crack up right at the end. Superb.

  • @themancunian1214
    @themancunian1214 2 месяца назад +7

    Where's the bloke luv ? - great comedy sketch - don't know how how all three - keep straight faces lol 🤣🤣 👍

    • @sitkamaint3265
      @sitkamaint3265 Месяц назад +2

      They almost don't, each one has a moment where they almost lose it

    • @themancunian1214
      @themancunian1214 Месяц назад

      @@sitkamaint3265 lol sitkamaint

  • @seancollins3605
    @seancollins3605 7 месяцев назад +5

    Paul Whitehouse the Football Manager at half time, Pure Genius

  • @TheWrathOfCam86
    @TheWrathOfCam86 3 года назад +23

    It's April from Peep Show! 👍

  • @trueleo7893
    @trueleo7893 2 года назад +322

    This is absolutely honest.
    Takes comedy to bring up the elephant in the room.
    100% accurate.

    • @bengaliinplatforms1268
      @bengaliinplatforms1268 2 года назад +68

      About hiring token woman because of diversity?

    • @attackpatterndelta8949
      @attackpatterndelta8949 2 года назад +81

      The elephant in the room being that old footballers turned pundits are chauvinistic wankers.

    • @royksk
      @royksk 2 года назад +7

      She doesn’t look like an elephant 🤪

    • @outsidespac3
      @outsidespac3 2 года назад +36

      lol nice work showing you're too thick to understand the sketch. it's making fun of men who are like this, not endorsing this as reasonable behaviour

    • @royfr8136
      @royfr8136 2 года назад +5

      @@outsidespac3 they dont exist

  • @temperedglass1130
    @temperedglass1130 2 года назад +35

    So effing true and great commentary on our current times.

    • @scottb32a
      @scottb32a 11 месяцев назад

      arent they taking the piss out of sexist football people ?

  • @robertmclean3612
    @robertmclean3612 Год назад +168

    This has aged beautiful must make fans still feel the same 😂

    • @Mr___X
      @Mr___X Год назад +18

      What begins as farce ends with spectral armbands and self righteous virtue signalling...or something like that.

    • @aurynwestwield1682
      @aurynwestwield1682 Год назад

      @@Mr___X exactly, now I have to mute the commentary on most matches cos once again they stick their nose in where it's not wanted.

    • @richard7645
      @richard7645 Год назад +8

      Where's the bloke?

    • @Lennon6412
      @Lennon6412 10 месяцев назад

      I think it's meant to be a piss take of people with attitudes like yours

    • @gillianwooyeah
      @gillianwooyeah 7 месяцев назад +10

      What do you think this sketch is about, out of interest?

  • @all-caps3927
    @all-caps3927 2 года назад +42

    My favourite part was when they said “get the bloke”

    • @davidaston1644
      @davidaston1644 Год назад +1

      Yeah🤣🤣🤣and when they said it again , I split my ribs laughing😂😂😂😂🤣

    • @cathalmcwilliams7189
      @cathalmcwilliams7189 Год назад +1

      I missed that part. Lol

  • @dnhy7951
    @dnhy7951 3 года назад +45

    I thought she was going to say 'we'll be back after the bloke.'

  • @Debraam
    @Debraam 7 месяцев назад +9

    Kevin Keegan in the news recently. This is the first thing I thought of. 🤣

  • @spurzgal
    @spurzgal 6 месяцев назад +25

    They must of had a premonition of all the nonsense we have today. Great sketch!

    • @count3ears
      @count3ears 4 месяца назад +5

      Well the nonsense today is the Gammon's complaining about women

    • @Adam-zp6td
      @Adam-zp6td 3 месяца назад +4

      You do know they're making fun of people like you with this sketch right?

    • @count3ears
      @count3ears 3 месяца назад

      @@Adam-zp6td lol, no that's exactly the opposite of what they are doing. They are taking the piss out of the backward thinking. Jesus this goes straight over the heads of so many cavemen. Do you think they are stupid enough to base their comedy on misogyny.
      So you think it's funny because you agree with their viewpoint?? What's the funny part then?

  • @kernowarty
    @kernowarty 3 года назад +50

    This actress should have played Princess Diana in The Crown.

  • @stevenaustin8274
    @stevenaustin8274 Год назад +28

    Watching BBC final score these days you’d be lucky to find the Bloke

    • @neilmccormick2064
      @neilmccormick2064 4 месяца назад +8

      You realise that's very the attitude they're satirising?

    • @ph8077
      @ph8077 9 дней назад

      @@neilmccormick2064 You won't find ANY men on women's football coverage - satirise that! Virtue signalling woke clown.

  • @stewartconway5190
    @stewartconway5190 Год назад +7

    Just watching the world cup coverage and thought of this 🤣🤣

    • @benpsmith77
      @benpsmith77 Год назад +1

      Yep. Especially when ITV insist on inflicting Laura Woods on us.

  • @TheKristianCollins
    @TheKristianCollins 13 лет назад +88

    "Two sugars" LMAO

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 9 дней назад

      Why you say "Two Sugars" please?

  • @brandinukltd6787
    @brandinukltd6787 8 месяцев назад +5

    Where is the bloke
    Two sugars 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Muckylittleme
    @Muckylittleme 3 месяца назад +2

    "Get the bloke"
    If only this sage advice had been listened to we wouldn't have to suffer female commentators today

  • @MattSingh1
    @MattSingh1 3 года назад +209

    *Women: know your limits*

    • @tillyt4054
      @tillyt4054 3 года назад +14

      L is for Lice , L is for Labour 😂

    • @nickstone1587
      @nickstone1587 3 года назад +4

      For pity's sake, don't drive

    • @daddypig.5796
      @daddypig.5796 3 года назад +1

      Nick Stone that driving episode is unbelievably funny 😂

    • @offensiveplaythroughs7159
      @offensiveplaythroughs7159 3 года назад

      @@daddypig.5796 The driving one was the best 🤣

    • @garyrothwell1914
      @garyrothwell1914 2 года назад

      Angry Frank.....................lololol

  • @moretimeneeded56
    @moretimeneeded56 2 года назад +6

    I’m listening to 5Live Premier League commentary; two young birds (/s) doing the honours and I couldn’t help saying “where’s the bloke?”

  • @leegriffiths312
    @leegriffiths312 3 года назад +21

    Those were the days!

    • @paulturner1363
      @paulturner1363 2 года назад +2

      This will offend the P C brigade today.

    • @_Somsnosa_
      @_Somsnosa_ Год назад

      Oh come off it you old gammon tart

  • @JohnAnderson-ms2cn
    @JohnAnderson-ms2cn 2 года назад +43

    Just look at the look on Paul’s face when she says “I’m the bloke”…..
    Priceless!!!

  • @mrkeogh
    @mrkeogh 9 месяцев назад +1

    "Game of two 'alfs, innit, luv? Unless it's football, which is a game fer blokes, so just one 'arf of 'umankind, darlin'."

  • @heathcotepursuit8
    @heathcotepursuit8 3 года назад +128

    Judging by the comments here, never has a sketch gone so far, over so many heads!

    • @derek-press
      @derek-press 3 года назад +29

      it hasn't mate we know what Harry and Paul are getting at , but it's just the delivery is classic and comedy gold so stop being pretentious you're not the only one here with two O levels

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom 3 года назад +11

      It's not over anyone's head, it's quite transparent and simplistic. It's just perpetuating the feminist persecution complex again, the narrative that men are so sexist and bad and women are oh so victimized and pure, by presenting two caricatures of men who are such extreme strawmen that they're not even willing to talk to a woman about sports and have deep contempt for her having that job. It's not funny. It's just demonizing men as usual.

    • @Nefariousbig
      @Nefariousbig 3 года назад +26

      @@medexamtoolsdotcom No it's demonising moron gammons.
      Oh, and how can you call it a strawman when the comments are chock full of those exact men, patting eachother on the back and decrying 'pc culture'?

    • @shiftyshamsk
      @shiftyshamsk 3 года назад +14

      Go put the kettle on.

    • @natmanprime4295
      @natmanprime4295 3 года назад +5

      Stop being such a homosexual.

  • @loungejay8555
    @loungejay8555 3 года назад +76

    Deep deep down you know these are the attitudes of old schooler's like Allardyce, Pulis, and Souness, et al.

    • @philhode5104
      @philhode5104 3 года назад +2

      Yeah they take the fat pay check though, but only a matter of time till 1 of them slips up,can you imagine how careful they have to be

    • @Darwinion
      @Darwinion 3 года назад +18

      @@philhode5104 Just because you are contracted to work with women doesn't mean you must respect their opinion in a job they never worked.

    • @Nefariousbig
      @Nefariousbig 3 года назад +11

      @@Darwinion funny how you incel whoppers never pipe up about all the non ex-players doing punditry and presenting, only when it's a woman.

    • @scottw3780
      @scottw3780 3 года назад +16

      @@Nefariousbig I’ve not met a single football fan who wants women commentating or giving opinions on games...

    • @Nefariousbig
      @Nefariousbig 3 года назад +6

      @@scottw3780 I've never met you, so you aren't real.
      That was easy.

  • @chrisperry5244
    @chrisperry5244 2 месяца назад +2

    Brilliant. Absaloute legends of comedy 😆 👌

  • @drinksbottle
    @drinksbottle 13 лет назад +151

    Andy gray would be proud lol

    • @GregOrCreg
      @GregOrCreg 2 года назад +7

      And Richard Keys.

    • @liamc19
      @liamc19 Год назад +8

      It's those kinda dinosaurs it's mocking - amazing how people miss the point

    • @manlikeJoe1010
      @manlikeJoe1010 Год назад +1

      @@liamc19 At least we can always rely on Liam to point out the blindingly obvious. Cheers Liam. Also why the use of the word 'dinosaurs'? I trust that when Laura Woods etc are old women and their views are outdated you will be calling her a 'dinosaur' as well and advocating for her to be replaced right?...🙄🤡

  • @philgriffin8285
    @philgriffin8285 3 года назад +32

    Brilliantly well acted.

  • @Must_not_say_that
    @Must_not_say_that 2 года назад +8

    This is just superb!

  • @aranksentimentalist
    @aranksentimentalist 5 лет назад +202

    Catherine Shephard kills this every time.

    • @dannyvine3605
      @dannyvine3605 3 года назад +28

      She is gorgeous! Nice take on how times have changed regarding football.

    • @MrGranfield
      @MrGranfield 3 года назад +1

      @@dannyvine3605 She is gorgeous but she is married.....To a women called Brandi.

    • @1414yorks
      @1414yorks 3 года назад +6

      @@MrGranfield She WAS gorgeous but hasn't aged well very plain looking
      now 45 and weirdly her bird has a passing resemblance to her father!!

    • @scottandrewbrass1931
      @scottandrewbrass1931 3 года назад +11

      No that's another Catherine Shepard.

    • @MrGranfield
      @MrGranfield 3 года назад

      @@scottandrewbrass1931 No it's not.

  • @user-qf5qv9kn6w
    @user-qf5qv9kn6w 8 месяцев назад +2

    Way ahead of their time Harry & Paul way ahead

  • @sportyguyusa
    @sportyguyusa 3 года назад +69

    They’re looking for the bloke, darling. Please stop talking and get the bloke. It’s time for football talk. Be a good girl and put the kettle on 🤣😂🤣🤣

  • @jayfusion555
    @jayfusion555 9 месяцев назад +3

    This has aged well. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @RDR1456
    @RDR1456 3 года назад +69

    How right they were, its 2021 😭

  • @fenchurchassociates3336
    @fenchurchassociates3336 Год назад +8

    I just wish this happened in the real world 😂😂

  • @GerryRed7
    @GerryRed7 3 года назад +5

    I love this! 💘

  • @philjamieson5572
    @philjamieson5572 3 года назад +5

    I think that is a classic sketch from these 2 superb comics.

  • @ahassen1236
    @ahassen1236 3 года назад +219

    Harry Enfield probably the most controversial genius but we wouldn't have it any other way.

    • @viviennehateley1843
      @viviennehateley1843 3 года назад +13

      And he is never seen today, obviously upset all the luvvies!

    • @exessex3522
      @exessex3522 3 года назад +24

      Why is Enfield controversial?

    • @exessex3522
      @exessex3522 3 года назад +1

      @@viviennehateley1843 What did he do?

    • @martynflynn8368
      @martynflynn8368 3 года назад +4

      He is "Telegraphing", he is not "controversial", he is not a "genius". Nikola Tesla was a genius but they never educate you about the real genius's of this world, just fill your head with crap "comedy" and overpaid nancy boy football twats.

    • @Jimmy_Cooper
      @Jimmy_Cooper 3 года назад +14

      I don’t think he’s controversial . Just very good and incredibly funny as is Paul Whitehouse

  • @frankford1115
    @frankford1115 3 года назад +12

    This is so good.

  • @fst-timer7107
    @fst-timer7107 2 года назад +44

    Wouldn't even be aired today!
    Could you imagine their 'Women! Know your place!' sketches 😱
    When we were allowed to take the piss out each other. Good times.

    • @sb_dunk
      @sb_dunk 2 года назад +5

      "Oh isn't everything so PC, you'd just get cancelled"
      What an original comment

    • @jimtheudb
      @jimtheudb 2 года назад +8

      This is a joke about sexism, it's not a sexist joke.

    • @cdname47
      @cdname47 2 года назад +5

      This was aired in 2014 or something...hardly the 70s haha

    • @JJCMCFC
      @JJCMCFC 2 года назад +9

      Think you’ve missed the point of the sketch fell. They’re mocking the sexist blokes, not the woman who’s actually knowledgeable about football

    • @thingthang2904
      @thingthang2904 2 года назад +4

      @@JJCMCFC Right? The irony in this comment section is so through the roof, it's laughable!

  • @unbornchickenvoices
    @unbornchickenvoices 13 лет назад +152

    She is beautiful.

    • @Bosoxist
      @Bosoxist 3 года назад +5

      @@barringtongilbert6390 April

    • @barkebaat
      @barkebaat 3 года назад +18

      yeah, but not a bloke tho', so...

    • @leatherman06
      @leatherman06 3 года назад +11

      Catherine Shepherd is lovely

    • @leoholder7839
      @leoholder7839 3 года назад +3

      @@barringtongilbert6390 with Big Suze being the other star of this show too

    • @nathanl4285
      @nathanl4285 3 года назад +3

      ^^^ simp

  • @napoleao3409
    @napoleao3409 8 месяцев назад +1

    They're absolutely right!!! Where's the hell is the bloke?

  • @NyanPoptartCat
    @NyanPoptartCat 2 года назад +12

    This comments section isn't comedy gold, it's comedy platinum.

  • @dalebest1
    @dalebest1 8 месяцев назад +3

    Me every time someone talks about feckin lionessessssssss 😅😂

  • @johnmartinez7440
    @johnmartinez7440 2 года назад +163

    Enjoying all the people who genuinely think Enfield and Whitehouse are being serious, rather than taking the piss out of presenters like Keys and Gray. It's satire, folks. Not that hard to grasp.

    • @jamesbruce9607
      @jamesbruce9607 2 года назад +9

      Joking, you've ruined it

    • @MrTunes333
      @MrTunes333 2 года назад +20

      You mean keys and grey, the best presenter partnership Sky has ever had? All because they took the piss out if how poor womens footie is? (Which it is poor)

    • @gashscumkar6909
      @gashscumkar6909 2 года назад +13

      Exactly mate, bang on , plus soccer Saturday nowadays is poor since the bame quota had to be filled. All the more reason to no longer bother. Give it 20 years and Newcastles number 9 will be transgender

    • @neothegsd7292
      @neothegsd7292 2 года назад +1

      @@MrTunes333 great sarcasm, truly enjoyed it.

    • @timhancock6626
      @timhancock6626 2 года назад +1

      @@gashscumkar6909 You mean you didn't know 🤣

  • @Jimmy_Cooper
    @Jimmy_Cooper 3 года назад +28

    Thing is , funny as this is , I’d actually love to see it happen

  • @paperchain1239
    @paperchain1239 5 лет назад +33

    Love it GET THE BLOKE NOW!!!

  • @NR-rv8rz
    @NR-rv8rz 9 месяцев назад +1

    That's why I ask every time I see footy.

  • @jasonharding8336
    @jasonharding8336 2 года назад +12

    Enfield's smile at the very end. Never sure if that was part of the script or he thought they'd cut.

    • @ScapoloMichael
      @ScapoloMichael 9 месяцев назад

      I think he's supposed to be smiling for the camera like he was before the nonbloke showed up but doesn't realise the camera is facing his left now

  • @JDAMMM
    @JDAMMM 13 лет назад +35

    '2 sugars'...thats classic!!!!

  • @liamod01
    @liamod01 8 месяцев назад +1

    ‘Get the bloke…two sugars,…😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Fummy007
    @Fummy007 5 лет назад +101

    Everytime I see Theresa May on the telly.

    • @H0n3yMonstah
      @H0n3yMonstah 5 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/vI_50lo7QrY/видео.html

    • @neilwilson5785
      @neilwilson5785 3 года назад +1

      Not so much now. you'll have to make do with Dominic.

    • @seanscanlon9067
      @seanscanlon9067 3 года назад +1

      @ödīñ ŵïlšøń "virus propaganda pushers"....Seriously?

    • @donbrogan3158
      @donbrogan3158 3 года назад +1

      @@seanscanlon9067 yeah.

    • @user-vi6wf4gh9x
      @user-vi6wf4gh9x 3 года назад

      @@seanscanlon9067 Yes.

  • @Hoopspur
    @Hoopspur Год назад +8

    That "two sugars" right at the end is genius 🤣

  • @davidriggs1470
    @davidriggs1470 3 года назад +4

    Priceless

  • @SIEVECN
    @SIEVECN 3 года назад +5

    Go and get the bloke luv - brilliant!!

  • @jupiter998
    @jupiter998 5 лет назад +21

    "We'll be back after the break" .......LOL

  • @Badrobot1500
    @Badrobot1500 4 месяца назад +5

    Joey Barton.

  • @KhanivoreQniba
    @KhanivoreQniba 5 лет назад +6

    Brilliant.

  • @grahamtaylor6883
    @grahamtaylor6883 2 года назад +6

    Lol, I actually said this during the Euro Championships when there were two female commentators.

  • @Hascienda27
    @Hascienda27 5 месяцев назад +2

    Joey Barton be like:

  • @Dennistube001
    @Dennistube001 2 года назад +3

    "Get the bloak darlin two sugars"
    Oooooohh, ouch, then I laughed,
    Brilliant that bit

  • @catbreath007
    @catbreath007 3 года назад +16

    Did you see that game in Dubai recently ?
    The female referee was advised not to approach the Arab sponsor & shake his hand after the game as it would offend him !!
    Harry Enfield was way ahead of his time 👍

    • @crazynighthawk
      @crazynighthawk 3 года назад +4

      Probably more a case of the UAE being so behind the times, most countries have progressed whilst others have stood still.

    • @hugoclarke3284
      @hugoclarke3284 3 года назад +3

      @MathematicalPhysics Your comparison with French men kissing the cheek as a greeting illustrates your point well. It is certainly true that men in the UK would feel uncomfortable with this form of greeting, even men who are not disgusted by the idea, simply because it is not customary and does not carry the same meaning, as you say.
      However, this comparison is not equal to the example of the referee in Dubai. That is because it involves hierarchy.
      I do not speak of some sort of law that says women are inferior to men; cultural hierarchies are somewhat fluid since they arise naturally. Nor do I mean to suggest that hierarchies are bad, because they provide structures which are essential for our societies to operate.
      However, it is important to understand that in this context, the female gender has been positioned below that of men, and if we decide to examine the reasoning of this to consider whether it is fair or no, we find that it is more or less because women are seen as a kind of property of their husband. Not objectified; as long as the husband is not flawed in himself he will love and care for her. Moreover, this idea of property still persists in the West and many other places, though I think to a lesser degree.
      Now compare this to the fact that women were not allowed aboard ships. Grossly sexist of course, but the reasoning behind it was pretty sound. In those times it would be very dangerous for women to go aboard ships for obvious reasons, even more so if they became pregnant. And yes, I say "times" because the technology we have now was not present then.
      This is why I can conclude by saying Dubai needs to grow the fuck up in this regard. The reasoning does fit the circumstances of the present day.

    • @mr.safensound4238
      @mr.safensound4238 3 года назад +1

      @@hugoclarke3284 you've got this all wrong, it's nothing to do with hierarchy. The male sponsor wouldn't be exactly 'offended' at shaking the lady's hand, he'd most probably enjoy it. But then in arab culture there are certain boundaries, women are afforded a certain respect with regards to physical contact. As the comment above explains, this is considered an inappropriate level of intimacy between two strangers. The sponsor would prefer not to have to explain this awkwardly in the heat of the moment to her, hence she was forewarned about it.

    • @musashidanmcgrath
      @musashidanmcgrath 2 года назад

      @@mr.safensound4238 Mate, stop beating around the bush, it has nothing to do with 'afforded respect'. It's a strict law in Islam. It's not 'Arab culture', it's an Islamic law.

    • @mr.safensound4238
      @mr.safensound4238 2 года назад

      @@musashidanmcgrath 'Islamic law' isn't applicable here, and especially in this modern day and age. Perhaps it's relevant when you have a religious leader put into that situation to shake hands. But otherwise the extent people choose to apply the religion varies considerably from person to person.

  • @lordsummerisle852
    @lordsummerisle852 3 месяца назад +2

    Joey Barton brought me to this video

  • @mabul513
    @mabul513 2 года назад +2

    His face at the end! Paul Whitehouse. Brilliant!

  • @neildavis5509
    @neildavis5509 Год назад +11

    Brilliant, never gets old 😂

  • @gregthomas1346
    @gregthomas1346 2 года назад +1

    Absolute quality 👌

  • @NeverOddOreveN1
    @NeverOddOreveN1 2 года назад +1

    Ron Manager great quotes.
    "Urmmmh ghhurrr white panties short skirt arrrrgh Christina Aguilara"
    "Marvelous" 👏👏👏

  • @garywallace5602
    @garywallace5602 Год назад +3

    2022 remastered version...
    "Where's Alex Scott and Jermaine Jenas, love? Large Latte...no sugar!".

    • @eclectica1
      @eclectica1 19 дней назад

      Tell me you're racist without telling me you're racist...

  • @Make_Boxing_Great_Again
    @Make_Boxing_Great_Again 3 года назад +9

    2 sugars lmao that just made it

  • @kevinoneill3278
    @kevinoneill3278 2 года назад +1

    Brilliant, just brilliant!

  • @cheekyegg
    @cheekyegg 23 дня назад +2

    Way ahead of its time

  • @topcat4643
    @topcat4643 2 месяца назад +3

    Brilliant….😢 a lot of folks I know are sick now of woke ex WSL women footballers commenting on men’s EPL football.

  • @crustyskellington4056
    @crustyskellington4056 2 года назад +3

    God, there are so many women hating lemons in here unaware that this sketch is making fun of THEM.

    • @paulkelly3561
      @paulkelly3561 2 года назад +1

      Don't be so extreme, luv. Just because I find this little sketch funny does not mean I HATE women.

    • @dib000
      @dib000 Год назад

      @@paulkelly3561 whooooooooshhhh

    • @mortenson-boxymusic
      @mortenson-boxymusic 3 месяца назад +1

      EXACTLY. finaly someone actually understands this sketch

  • @allanluke7825
    @allanluke7825 5 месяцев назад +2

    Joey Barton 2023:

  • @deanodog3667
    @deanodog3667 8 месяцев назад +1

    Get the bloke darling...two sugars lolololol...

  • @joe99173122
    @joe99173122 Год назад +40

    The funniest thing about this is not only did they disrespect the woman, they also disrespected "the bloke" because they don't care enough about him to know his name 🤣

  • @garyturnbull9719
    @garyturnbull9719 3 года назад +3

    All changed now but the question is still relevant 🤣👍😉

  • @CheersDits2979
    @CheersDits2979 8 месяцев назад +1

    Truer than ever in 2023.

  • @adamwilkinson1472
    @adamwilkinson1472 3 года назад +3

    How come I’ve never seen that before???!!!! FAF 😂😂

  • @cupcakefairy87
    @cupcakefairy87 6 месяцев назад +3

    Me watching Football Focus on the BBC.

  • @Mr.P001
    @Mr.P001 2 месяца назад +1

    Brilliant, still funny years later 😅😅😅

  • @davidambridge3829
    @davidambridge3829 8 месяцев назад +2

    Proper comedy