Where's the bloke?

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @James-jl4jt
    @James-jl4jt Год назад +318

    I always wondered what my dad was referencing when he keeps saying “where’s the bloke love, 2 sugars” whenever the football’s on

    • @lovelybitofbugle219
      @lovelybitofbugle219 Год назад +26

      Your dads class.

    • @ChrisWorrall-x6l
      @ChrisWorrall-x6l 20 дней назад

      Your dad is a sexist pig. No wonder he only ended up with a monger like your old mam

    • @DerekStocks-g5g
      @DerekStocks-g5g 10 дней назад

      @@lovelybitofbugle219his dads the bloke

  • @WetBandit-qo9xd
    @WetBandit-qo9xd Год назад +227

    Two sugars. This should be shown to actors who want to learn about comedy and timing. I don't know if it was scripted but Paul throwing those words in at the end completely makes this sketch. We've thrown gongs and awards at some very dubious characters who are so-called comedians but if two blokes deserve a Knighthood or at least an OBE it is them.

    • @robertmitchell2575
      @robertmitchell2575 Год назад +3

      Absolute genius the split second two sugars.

    • @danielmarriott6580
      @danielmarriott6580 Год назад +1

      If they had any decency they'd turn that kind of shite down.

    • @keinpietz7697
      @keinpietz7697 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@danielmarriott6580 where's the bloke, fam?

    • @Tony-h7b4p
      @Tony-h7b4p 10 месяцев назад +9

      You are right Harry and Paul should be honoured for their comedy. But I think it should be more than a OBE. It should be something a little better. And if the King said no it should not then I would say to the king. OI! NO YOUR MAJESTY, I KNOW YOU SERVE THE COUNTRY WITH YOUR FINE REGAL STATESMANSHIP AND THAT MOST OF THE COUNTRY LOVE YOU. BUT DO AS YOU ARE TOLD AND GIVE THEM A KNIGHTHOOD!..........I must calm down.😂

    • @mattadders9819
      @mattadders9819 9 месяцев назад

      Genius! 👏😂

  • @ricchardo
    @ricchardo 3 года назад +472

    "Get the bloke darling, Two sugars!! 😂🤣

    • @SelfImprovement1111
      @SelfImprovement1111 3 года назад +3

      Sounds like a gay thing 😂

    • @uptank8461
      @uptank8461 3 года назад +9

      what? its sexism y'know women used to be housewife's, tf you getting gay from genuine question

    • @ricchardo
      @ricchardo 3 года назад +9

      @@uptank8461 "Women used to be housewives" so what prey tell is a woman who doesn't work, spends all day at home called now? I'm on the edge of my seat here. 🤣

    • @uptank8461
      @uptank8461 3 года назад +1

      @@ricchardo when I mean housewives I mean a time where woman were expected. Not to work rather than women who simply don't work like today

    • @DovahKanye
      @DovahKanye 3 года назад +5

      @@ricchardo "spends all day at home called now?"
      Lazy bints mate innit.

  • @callum9679
    @callum9679 3 года назад +678

    Paul Whitehouse without a doubt one of the funniest men alive

    • @TheManLab7
      @TheManLab7 2 года назад +10

      I think Harry's better in my eyes and it looks like he does more scetches than Paul. But that’s just my opinion and view of things

    • @sallybannister6224
      @sallybannister6224 2 года назад +16

      @@TheManLab7 Whitehouse is definitely better more of a real character actor ... , but Harry Enfield is also brilliant .One thing, I bet they can both spell sketches

    • @martinworld7214
      @martinworld7214 2 года назад +6

      @@sallybannister6224 Both of them would probably have put a full stop after better though .........

    • @richard7645
      @richard7645 Год назад +4

      WHERE'S THE BLOKE!?

    • @vincebrannon3353
      @vincebrannon3353 Год назад

      Amen.

  • @paulkelly3561
    @paulkelly3561 Год назад +62

    Will never tire of watching this. Absolutely brilliant. "Two sugars" and P.W.'s raised expression a split second later 😂😂.

  • @richardbantin9900
    @richardbantin9900 3 года назад +468

    Harry Enfield one of the finest British comedians of all time.

    • @goalltheway-pm8xs
      @goalltheway-pm8xs 3 года назад +3

      Ohhh don't know about that, and Im not to sure about this either.

    • @El-Tel63-Terry.
      @El-Tel63-Terry. 3 года назад +4

      @@goalltheway-pm8xs Its actually comedy! You absolute wet wipe 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @goalltheway-pm8xs
      @goalltheway-pm8xs 3 года назад +4

      @@El-Tel63-Terry. peep show, office, partridge, inbetweeners, spinal tap, life off Brian, spitting image, not the nine o clock news, league off gentlemen, rising damp, faulty towers, extras, steptoe and son.
      Harry Enfield? Wtf...

    • @El-Tel63-Terry.
      @El-Tel63-Terry. 3 года назад +15

      @@goalltheway-pm8xs I agree with your list, what can I say 🤷🏻‍♂️
      I just happen to think Enfield should be on that list too.

    • @thescoob7530
      @thescoob7530 3 года назад +15

      Second only to Paul Whitehouse.

  • @leatherman06
    @leatherman06 4 года назад +301

    Paul Whitehouse’s face cracks me up 😂

    • @user-vi6wf4gh9x
      @user-vi6wf4gh9x 3 года назад +7

      Aye 🤣😂 best one is right at the end after she says "we'll be back after the break". The look of hopelessness on his face is golden

    • @jamessim1858
      @jamessim1858 3 года назад +1

      Now now the poor sod was born that way he never chose his boat race did eeee

    • @choclatesaltyballz
      @choclatesaltyballz 3 года назад +4

      Johnny Depp called him the finest actor of all time

    • @leatherman06
      @leatherman06 2 года назад

      @@jamessim1858 his expression

  • @rocon86
    @rocon86 Год назад +47

    "Get the bloke darling, 2 sugars" 😂

  • @volt7cooltangs701
    @volt7cooltangs701 3 года назад +110

    ..and if the Enfield walked in here I’d say Oi Enfield, you’re a bloody genius

  • @gishfan7007
    @gishfan7007 2 года назад +73

    Paul's timing & delivery is thing of beauty 😅👍

  • @foreverblues11
    @foreverblues11 13 лет назад +819

    "two sugars" hahahaha class.

    • @Juqqxman
      @Juqqxman 6 лет назад +18

      check harrys face, almost corpsed

    • @cellistyami2798
      @cellistyami2798 3 года назад +2

      What does two sugars mean here?

    • @donaldflump4586
      @donaldflump4586 3 года назад +43

      @@cellistyami2798 It's suggesting that because she's a woman she should go and make them a tea with two sugars

    • @tinglestingles
      @tinglestingles 3 года назад +6

      @@donaldflump4586 spot on

    • @crappymeal
      @crappymeal 3 года назад +2

      @Oj Yes that one he must be a yank?

  • @phippsa3
    @phippsa3 3 года назад +226

    The "two sugars" got me 🤣🤣

    • @FahadAyaz
      @FahadAyaz 3 года назад +4

      Same 😂 Said it so casually!

    • @jafarparkes
      @jafarparkes 2 года назад +1

      @@FahadAyaz exactly, thats is their comedy craft.
      They are no longer "flavour of the month" which is a pity . This little skit is comedy gold an overused expression I know.
      Maybe this type of comedy doesnt light everyone's fire but it is undeniably brilliantly worked by the three actors. The guys even have a semblance of the look of Charlie George and Rodney Marsh and of course those were very blokey times, but a lot todays audience don't get the subtle nuances and take it all at face value.

    • @marcbiff2192
      @marcbiff2192 2 года назад

      And the eyes.

  • @Neo-oq3rx
    @Neo-oq3rx 2 года назад +74

    The way he’s says where’s the bloke love while looking at his phone is the funniest bit 😂

  • @temperedglass1130
    @temperedglass1130 3 года назад +67

    So effing true and great commentary on our current times.

  • @petetube13
    @petetube13 Год назад +21

    Harry Enfield is just about to crack up right at the end. Superb.

  • @themancunian777
    @themancunian777 10 месяцев назад +9

    Where's the bloke luv ? - great comedy sketch - don't know how how all three - keep straight faces lol 🤣🤣 👍

    • @Snaildriver
      @Snaildriver 8 месяцев назад +2

      They almost don't, each one has a moment where they almost lose it

    • @themancunian777
      @themancunian777 8 месяцев назад

      @@Snaildriver lol sitkamaint

  • @TheWrathOfCam86
    @TheWrathOfCam86 3 года назад +52

    It's April from Peep Show! 👍

    • @MikeRyan-vd1qw
      @MikeRyan-vd1qw 6 месяцев назад +3

      And the woman from the dinner party in the IT Crowd who gets off with Richmond

    • @David-fr9ve
      @David-fr9ve 6 месяцев назад

      Oh god, I think this one's mine 😂​@@MikeRyan-vd1qw

    • @johngilmore697
      @johngilmore697 5 дней назад

      Curse These Metal Hands

  • @mrmeldrew693
    @mrmeldrew693 Год назад +253

    It's all a laugh......until you try and watch Soccer Saturday in 2023.

    • @Toby_Bartlett
      @Toby_Bartlett 10 месяцев назад

      The sketch is taking the piss out of people like you

    • @SteRDLK
      @SteRDLK 7 месяцев назад

      Spacker

    • @maryoleary5044
      @maryoleary5044 7 месяцев назад +11

      Correct!

    • @funkychicken4509
      @funkychicken4509 6 месяцев назад +31

      yeah you're literally the people being made fun of

    • @5wheels178
      @5wheels178 6 месяцев назад +4

      pssst, the joke's on you

  • @dnhy7951
    @dnhy7951 3 года назад +58

    I thought she was going to say 'we'll be back after the bloke.'

  • @andrewthomas405
    @andrewthomas405 2 года назад +42

    I must admit as a preference I do prefer the bloke

    • @paulwelch1992
      @paulwelch1992 2 месяца назад +5

      I used to watch Football Focus when there was a bloke.

  • @louispks
    @louispks 3 года назад +157

    Exactly the way I feel when I hear Jermaine Jenas. Never thought I'd say I wish Mark Lawrenson would come back.

    • @Anonymous56657
      @Anonymous56657 2 года назад

      I hate JJ

    • @stephenogden5470
      @stephenogden5470 2 года назад +7

      Lawrenson while commentating at the world cup, I think, mentioned Barnsley fans who when in the premiership for a season; their chant of "It's just like watching Brazil"
      Can't recall who were playing but it was a dull game, and Lawrenson said "this is just like watching Barnsley!"
      Made me laugh out loud, and I'm from Barnsley!

    • @sallybannister6224
      @sallybannister6224 2 года назад

      😅🤣😅🤣🤣🤣

    • @josefk332
      @josefk332 2 года назад +18

      Lawrenson doesn’t tick enough of the ‘boxes’ to qualify, there are strict upper and lower limit quotas to meet these days (for commentators, pundits and indeed every walk of life).

    • @MIP0710
      @MIP0710 2 года назад

      @@josefk332 🥱

  • @chrisperry5244
    @chrisperry5244 10 месяцев назад +7

    Brilliant. Absaloute legends of comedy 😆 👌

  • @musashidanmcgrath
    @musashidanmcgrath 2 года назад +186

    A phrase that constantly runs through the mind of every single bloke watching bloke's sport. 😂 Along with '2 sugars'

    • @rhydyard
      @rhydyard Год назад +13

      @jemimallah "many a true word is said in jest" 😉

    • @bleu2680
      @bleu2680 Год назад +14

      ​@@rhydyard the woman in the video is portrayed as competent, you just hate women and dont understand nuance

    • @slooob23
      @slooob23 Год назад +18

      ​@@bleu2680 you must be fun at parties, with your woke police cap on.....

    • @thearbitar3751
      @thearbitar3751 Год назад

      @jemimallah2591 the woman presenter's/commentary apart from Alex Scott are a joke to football. So the joke is really on everyone having to put up with this shit. Companies need to hire good females instead of hiring because of gender

    • @bleu2680
      @bleu2680 Год назад +14

      @@slooob23 I'm not the one who's too dumb to understand comedy lol

  • @kernowarty
    @kernowarty 3 года назад +63

    This actress should have played Princess Diana in The Crown.

  • @all-caps3927
    @all-caps3927 3 года назад +48

    My favourite part was when they said “get the bloke”

  • @philgriffin8285
    @philgriffin8285 3 года назад +35

    Brilliantly well acted.

  • @cheekyegg
    @cheekyegg 8 месяцев назад +35

    Way ahead of its time

    • @ef1265
      @ef1265 5 месяцев назад +1

      Not ahead of its time whatsoever, that's supposed to be Gabby Logan, who was doing football interviews then

    • @cheekyegg
      @cheekyegg 5 месяцев назад

      You sound fun

    • @ef1265
      @ef1265 5 месяцев назад

      @@cheekyegg you sound thick

    • @Damien8888
      @Damien8888 4 месяца назад

      @@ef1265 Ohh, you got a cavernous one that needs a bit of girth eh?
      The Black Eye Tunnel? The Glass Water Hump?

    • @ef1265
      @ef1265 4 месяца назад

      @@cheekyegg you sound as thick as a bag of pig muck

  • @Steven-mb8xq
    @Steven-mb8xq 3 месяца назад +3

    True talented comedians and a beautiful sketch

  • @Twirlyhead
    @Twirlyhead 7 месяцев назад +19

    And in Spring 2024 the question is: Where _is_ the bloke, _any_ bloke.

    • @jcbdwsn
      @jcbdwsn 6 месяцев назад +1

      You do realise you're the kind of person they're making fun of, right?

    • @David-q1t4d
      @David-q1t4d 6 месяцев назад +5

      @jcbd
      Full English and a nice cup of splosh please tweacle
      😎👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

  • @Debraam
    @Debraam Год назад +12

    Kevin Keegan in the news recently. This is the first thing I thought of. 🤣

  • @trueleo7893
    @trueleo7893 3 года назад +332

    This is absolutely honest.
    Takes comedy to bring up the elephant in the room.
    100% accurate.

    • @bengaliinplatforms1268
      @bengaliinplatforms1268 3 года назад +72

      About hiring token woman because of diversity?

    • @attackpatterndelta8949
      @attackpatterndelta8949 3 года назад +91

      The elephant in the room being that old footballers turned pundits are chauvinistic wankers.

    • @royksk
      @royksk 3 года назад +8

      She doesn’t look like an elephant 🤪

    • @outsidespac3
      @outsidespac3 3 года назад +36

      lol nice work showing you're too thick to understand the sketch. it's making fun of men who are like this, not endorsing this as reasonable behaviour

    • @royfr8136
      @royfr8136 3 года назад +5

      @@outsidespac3 they dont exist

  • @johnmartinez7440
    @johnmartinez7440 3 года назад +398

    Enjoying all the people who genuinely think Enfield and Whitehouse are being serious, rather than taking the piss out of presenters like Keys and Gray. It's satire, folks. Not that hard to grasp.

    • @jamesbruce9607
      @jamesbruce9607 3 года назад +15

      Joking, you've ruined it

    • @MrTunes333
      @MrTunes333 3 года назад +37

      You mean keys and grey, the best presenter partnership Sky has ever had? All because they took the piss out if how poor womens footie is? (Which it is poor)

    • @gashscumkar6909
      @gashscumkar6909 3 года назад +20

      Exactly mate, bang on , plus soccer Saturday nowadays is poor since the bame quota had to be filled. All the more reason to no longer bother. Give it 20 years and Newcastles number 9 will be transgender

    • @neothegsd7292
      @neothegsd7292 3 года назад +6

      @@MrTunes333 great sarcasm, truly enjoyed it.

    • @timhancock6626
      @timhancock6626 3 года назад +1

      @@gashscumkar6909 You mean you didn't know 🤣

  • @johnholt9399
    @johnholt9399 3 года назад +7

    We have gone from this to virtually all woman now covering football.

  • @robertmclean3612
    @robertmclean3612 2 года назад +177

    This has aged beautiful must make fans still feel the same 😂

    • @Mr___X
      @Mr___X 2 года назад +18

      What begins as farce ends with spectral armbands and self righteous virtue signalling...or something like that.

    • @aurynwestwield1682
      @aurynwestwield1682 Год назад

      @@Mr___X exactly, now I have to mute the commentary on most matches cos once again they stick their nose in where it's not wanted.

    • @richard7645
      @richard7645 Год назад +8

      Where's the bloke?

    • @Lennon6412
      @Lennon6412 Год назад

      I think it's meant to be a piss take of people with attitudes like yours

    • @gillianwooyeah
      @gillianwooyeah Год назад +12

      What do you think this sketch is about, out of interest?

  • @sicks6six
    @sicks6six 5 месяцев назад +7

    You wouldn't get a bricklayer to talk about knitting so why is that wifey on match of the day on the BBC 😂

  • @loungejay8555
    @loungejay8555 4 года назад +77

    Deep deep down you know these are the attitudes of old schooler's like Allardyce, Pulis, and Souness, et al.

    • @philhode5104
      @philhode5104 3 года назад +2

      Yeah they take the fat pay check though, but only a matter of time till 1 of them slips up,can you imagine how careful they have to be

    • @Darwinion
      @Darwinion 3 года назад +18

      @@philhode5104 Just because you are contracted to work with women doesn't mean you must respect their opinion in a job they never worked.

    • @Nefariousbig
      @Nefariousbig 3 года назад +11

      @@Darwinion funny how you incel whoppers never pipe up about all the non ex-players doing punditry and presenting, only when it's a woman.

    • @scottw3780
      @scottw3780 3 года назад +19

      @@Nefariousbig I’ve not met a single football fan who wants women commentating or giving opinions on games...

    • @Nefariousbig
      @Nefariousbig 3 года назад +6

      @@scottw3780 I've never met you, so you aren't real.
      That was easy.

  • @paolomontalbano4275
    @paolomontalbano4275 5 месяцев назад +2

    Where's the bloke darling
    Where's the bloke love....
    Two sugars..
    Very few words were spoken but you can watch this over and over again and still get a giggle out of it...

  • @EM-wd2vg
    @EM-wd2vg 4 года назад +902

    This is me now when watching sky sports.

    • @ynwajft9612
      @ynwajft9612 3 года назад +131

      100% its a joke, Cant be listening to these women who never played at the higest level trying to tell us about football, cancelling sky soon...

    • @tracer1127
      @tracer1127 3 года назад +81

      This is what happens happens when the equality brigade strike. We pay to watch stuff with crap presenters with little or no knowledge of the subject.

    • @C1ayd0n82
      @C1ayd0n82 3 года назад +111

      Wow. You guys proving male chauvinism is alive and well

    • @ynwajft9612
      @ynwajft9612 3 года назад +130

      @@C1ayd0n82 You can virtue signal all you want mate but its the truth..people like you are the reason its like this...muppet...

    • @C1ayd0n82
      @C1ayd0n82 3 года назад +9

      @@crowtales8828 good one

  • @boytygaming4007
    @boytygaming4007 8 месяцев назад +29

    Never has this been more accurate than now

    • @memphisdaniels3218
      @memphisdaniels3218 6 месяцев назад +1

      The most inaccurate part is that she sounds like she knows the game more than the majority of them

  • @seancollins3605
    @seancollins3605 Год назад +6

    Paul Whitehouse the Football Manager at half time, Pure Genius

  • @drinksbottle
    @drinksbottle 14 лет назад +153

    Andy gray would be proud lol

    • @GregOrCreg
      @GregOrCreg 3 года назад +8

      And Richard Keys.

    • @liamc19
      @liamc19 2 года назад +9

      It's those kinda dinosaurs it's mocking - amazing how people miss the point

    • @Joeonline26
      @Joeonline26 2 года назад +1

      @@liamc19 At least we can always rely on Liam to point out the blindingly obvious. Cheers Liam. Also why the use of the word 'dinosaurs'? I trust that when Laura Woods etc are old women and their views are outdated you will be calling her a 'dinosaur' as well and advocating for her to be replaced right?...🙄🤡

  • @heartofcinema3454
    @heartofcinema3454 Месяц назад

    I've seen this many times. Every time it brings a smile.

  • @fst-timer7107
    @fst-timer7107 3 года назад +46

    Wouldn't even be aired today!
    Could you imagine their 'Women! Know your place!' sketches 😱
    When we were allowed to take the piss out each other. Good times.

    • @sb_dunk
      @sb_dunk 3 года назад +5

      "Oh isn't everything so PC, you'd just get cancelled"
      What an original comment

    • @jimtheudb
      @jimtheudb 3 года назад +9

      This is a joke about sexism, it's not a sexist joke.

    • @cdname47
      @cdname47 3 года назад +5

      This was aired in 2014 or something...hardly the 70s haha

    • @JJCMCFC
      @JJCMCFC 3 года назад +9

      Think you’ve missed the point of the sketch fell. They’re mocking the sexist blokes, not the woman who’s actually knowledgeable about football

    • @thingthang2904
      @thingthang2904 3 года назад +4

      @@JJCMCFC Right? The irony in this comment section is so through the roof, it's laughable!

  • @heartofoak45
    @heartofoak45 7 месяцев назад +28

    I couldn't agree more. One doesn't have a 19-stone bruiser commenting on women's netball or do you.

    • @wephilips6651
      @wephilips6651 6 месяцев назад +14

      You are literally the type of person they are taking the mick out of and you don’t even get it! 😂

    • @philandrews100
      @philandrews100 6 месяцев назад

      Spanner

    • @Damien8888
      @Damien8888 4 месяца назад

      @@wephilips6651 Nope, they're both old school lads and they were mocking the fact they were hiring more and more women to chat crap on footbal.

    • @zarovich9397
      @zarovich9397 3 месяца назад

      There are men in the sky sports netball commentary team, your dumbass hypothetical doesn’t even hold up to basic scrutiny

  • @JAaurora2419
    @JAaurora2419 Месяц назад +6

    Where’s the blokes … there are none now on tv

  • @Jimmy_Cooper
    @Jimmy_Cooper 3 года назад +33

    Thing is , funny as this is , I’d actually love to see it happen

  • @NyanPoptartCat
    @NyanPoptartCat 3 года назад +13

    This comments section isn't comedy gold, it's comedy platinum.

  • @nicholaslynch522
    @nicholaslynch522 5 месяцев назад +9

    Woman. Know your limits. STOP COMMENTATING ON THE MENS GAME.

  • @Must_not_say_that
    @Must_not_say_that 3 года назад +9

    This is just superb!

  • @Fummy007
    @Fummy007 6 лет назад +101

    Everytime I see Theresa May on the telly.

  • @heathcotepursuit8
    @heathcotepursuit8 3 года назад +130

    Judging by the comments here, never has a sketch gone so far, over so many heads!

    • @derek-press
      @derek-press 3 года назад +30

      it hasn't mate we know what Harry and Paul are getting at , but it's just the delivery is classic and comedy gold so stop being pretentious you're not the only one here with two O levels

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 3 года назад +11

      It's not over anyone's head, it's quite transparent and simplistic. It's just perpetuating the feminist persecution complex again, the narrative that men are so sexist and bad and women are oh so victimized and pure, by presenting two caricatures of men who are such extreme strawmen that they're not even willing to talk to a woman about sports and have deep contempt for her having that job. It's not funny. It's just demonizing men as usual.

    • @Nefariousbig
      @Nefariousbig 3 года назад +26

      @@medexamtoolscom No it's demonising moron gammons.
      Oh, and how can you call it a strawman when the comments are chock full of those exact men, patting eachother on the back and decrying 'pc culture'?

    • @shiftyshamsk
      @shiftyshamsk 3 года назад +15

      Go put the kettle on.

    • @natmanprime4295
      @natmanprime4295 3 года назад +5

      Stop being such a homosexual.

  • @leegriffiths312
    @leegriffiths312 3 года назад +25

    Those were the days!

    • @paulturner1363
      @paulturner1363 3 года назад +2

      This will offend the P C brigade today.

    • @_Somsnosa_
      @_Somsnosa_ 2 года назад

      Oh come off it you old gammon tart

  • @grahamkelly9479
    @grahamkelly9479 Месяц назад

    Seen this so many times and it never fails to make me laugh, 2 sugars 😂😂😂

  • @ahassen1236
    @ahassen1236 4 года назад +221

    Harry Enfield probably the most controversial genius but we wouldn't have it any other way.

    • @viviennehateley1843
      @viviennehateley1843 3 года назад +13

      And he is never seen today, obviously upset all the luvvies!

    • @exessex3522
      @exessex3522 3 года назад +24

      Why is Enfield controversial?

    • @exessex3522
      @exessex3522 3 года назад +1

      @@viviennehateley1843 What did he do?

    • @martynflynn8368
      @martynflynn8368 3 года назад +4

      He is "Telegraphing", he is not "controversial", he is not a "genius". Nikola Tesla was a genius but they never educate you about the real genius's of this world, just fill your head with crap "comedy" and overpaid nancy boy football twats.

    • @Jimmy_Cooper
      @Jimmy_Cooper 3 года назад +14

      I don’t think he’s controversial . Just very good and incredibly funny as is Paul Whitehouse

  • @jasonharding8336
    @jasonharding8336 3 года назад +12

    Enfield's smile at the very end. Never sure if that was part of the script or he thought they'd cut.

    • @ScapoloMichael
      @ScapoloMichael Год назад

      I think he's supposed to be smiling for the camera like he was before the nonbloke showed up but doesn't realise the camera is facing his left now

  • @TheKristianCollins
    @TheKristianCollins 14 лет назад +91

    "Two sugars" LMAO

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 8 месяцев назад

      Why you say "Two Sugars" please?

    • @David-q1t4d
      @David-q1t4d 6 месяцев назад

      @isle
      Because "two sugars" ended the sketch brilliantly
      The meaning being the two men think the woman interviewer is only fit to make cups of tea(or maybe coffee)
      😎👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

  • @Coolfalsename
    @Coolfalsename 4 года назад +21

    Racking my brains trying to think of where I'd seen that actress before then I realised she played April from Peep Show.

    • @matthewspratt817
      @matthewspratt817 3 года назад +2

      She's done a lot of work in Harry and Paul.Never puts a foot wrong.

    • @tomfox321
      @tomfox321 3 года назад

      Chicken Shop Dates too!

    • @buntychunx7837
      @buntychunx7837 3 года назад

      IT crowd too.

  • @Mr.P001
    @Mr.P001 10 месяцев назад +2

    Brilliant, still funny years later 😅😅😅

  • @JohnAnderson-ms2cn
    @JohnAnderson-ms2cn 3 года назад +44

    Just look at the look on Paul’s face when she says “I’m the bloke”…..
    Priceless!!!

  • @fenchurchassociates3336
    @fenchurchassociates3336 2 года назад +11

    I just wish this happened in the real world 😂😂

  • @brandinukltd6787
    @brandinukltd6787 Год назад +8

    Where is the bloke
    Two sugars 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @liamod01
    @liamod01 Год назад +3

    ‘Get the bloke…two sugars,…😂😂😂😂😂

  • @grahamtaylor6883
    @grahamtaylor6883 3 года назад +7

    Lol, I actually said this during the Euro Championships when there were two female commentators.

  • @CubeCyclone
    @CubeCyclone 5 лет назад +10

    This is great sketch but it needs the follow up one which was later in the episode to finish it off.

    • @CubeCyclone
      @CubeCyclone 3 года назад +2

      Hmmm good question... I can't seem to find one. It involves her putting on a false moustache and then talking to them.

    • @justine_holloway
      @justine_holloway Год назад

      @@CubeCyclone I would love to see that again! Just hilarious!

  • @philjamieson5572
    @philjamieson5572 3 года назад +5

    I think that is a classic sketch from these 2 superb comics.

  • @RDR1456
    @RDR1456 3 года назад +68

    How right they were, its 2021 😭

  • @McSuperfly101
    @McSuperfly101 3 года назад +10

    Maybe Abbey Wogan is “the one”

  • @stevenaustin8274
    @stevenaustin8274 2 года назад +34

    Watching BBC final score these days you’d be lucky to find the Bloke

    • @neilmccormick2064
      @neilmccormick2064 Год назад +10

      You realise that's very the attitude they're satirising?

    • @ph8077
      @ph8077 8 месяцев назад

      @@neilmccormick2064 You won't find ANY men on women's football coverage - satirise that! Virtue signalling woke clown.

    • @FAWicon
      @FAWicon 6 месяцев назад

      @@neilmccormick2064 but where's the bloke?

  • @markcharlton5660
    @markcharlton5660 4 года назад +6

    All well and good, but where IS the bloke?

  • @Hoopspur
    @Hoopspur 2 года назад +9

    That "two sugars" right at the end is genius 🤣

  • @ubmuhkehcubol
    @ubmuhkehcubol 3 года назад +4

    Did the bloke ever turn up?

  • @peterburns2151
    @peterburns2151 7 месяцев назад +6

    That 2 sugars killed me 😂

  • @aranksentimentalist
    @aranksentimentalist 6 лет назад +204

    Catherine Shephard kills this every time.

    • @dannyvine3605
      @dannyvine3605 4 года назад +29

      She is gorgeous! Nice take on how times have changed regarding football.

    • @MrGranfield
      @MrGranfield 4 года назад +1

      @@dannyvine3605 She is gorgeous but she is married.....To a women called Brandi.

    • @1414yorks
      @1414yorks 4 года назад +6

      @@MrGranfield She WAS gorgeous but hasn't aged well very plain looking
      now 45 and weirdly her bird has a passing resemblance to her father!!

    • @scottandrewbrass1931
      @scottandrewbrass1931 4 года назад +11

      No that's another Catherine Shepard.

    • @MrGranfield
      @MrGranfield 4 года назад

      @@scottandrewbrass1931 No it's not.

  • @Fummy007
    @Fummy007 6 лет назад +6

    But where was the bloke?

  • @shannonpincombe8485
    @shannonpincombe8485 2 года назад +4

    This is great. Just want to point out the obvious...this lady is gorgeous!!

    • @dj_ray
      @dj_ray 11 месяцев назад +1

      That’s what birds are there for, not to talk about the fucking football! 😳

  • @frankford1115
    @frankford1115 3 года назад +12

    This is so good.

  • @jupiter998
    @jupiter998 6 лет назад +22

    "We'll be back after the break" .......LOL

  • @StukaUK
    @StukaUK 4 месяца назад +1

    Watching Sky F1 today made me Google this for a nostalgic laugh.
    Bernie, Naomi, where’s the bloke ?

  • @sportyguyusa
    @sportyguyusa 3 года назад +69

    They’re looking for the bloke, darling. Please stop talking and get the bloke. It’s time for football talk. Be a good girl and put the kettle on 🤣😂🤣🤣

  • @paperchain1239
    @paperchain1239 6 лет назад +35

    Love it GET THE BLOKE NOW!!!

  • @moretimeneeded56
    @moretimeneeded56 3 года назад +13

    I’m listening to 5Live Premier League commentary; two young birds (/s) doing the honours and I couldn’t help saying “where’s the bloke?”

  • @catbreath007
    @catbreath007 3 года назад +17

    Did you see that game in Dubai recently ?
    The female referee was advised not to approach the Arab sponsor & shake his hand after the game as it would offend him !!
    Harry Enfield was way ahead of his time 👍

    • @crazynighthawk
      @crazynighthawk 3 года назад +4

      Probably more a case of the UAE being so behind the times, most countries have progressed whilst others have stood still.

    • @hugoclarke3284
      @hugoclarke3284 3 года назад +3

      @MathematicalPhysics Your comparison with French men kissing the cheek as a greeting illustrates your point well. It is certainly true that men in the UK would feel uncomfortable with this form of greeting, even men who are not disgusted by the idea, simply because it is not customary and does not carry the same meaning, as you say.
      However, this comparison is not equal to the example of the referee in Dubai. That is because it involves hierarchy.
      I do not speak of some sort of law that says women are inferior to men; cultural hierarchies are somewhat fluid since they arise naturally. Nor do I mean to suggest that hierarchies are bad, because they provide structures which are essential for our societies to operate.
      However, it is important to understand that in this context, the female gender has been positioned below that of men, and if we decide to examine the reasoning of this to consider whether it is fair or no, we find that it is more or less because women are seen as a kind of property of their husband. Not objectified; as long as the husband is not flawed in himself he will love and care for her. Moreover, this idea of property still persists in the West and many other places, though I think to a lesser degree.
      Now compare this to the fact that women were not allowed aboard ships. Grossly sexist of course, but the reasoning behind it was pretty sound. In those times it would be very dangerous for women to go aboard ships for obvious reasons, even more so if they became pregnant. And yes, I say "times" because the technology we have now was not present then.
      This is why I can conclude by saying Dubai needs to grow the fuck up in this regard. The reasoning does fit the circumstances of the present day.

    • @mr.safensound4238
      @mr.safensound4238 3 года назад +1

      @@hugoclarke3284 you've got this all wrong, it's nothing to do with hierarchy. The male sponsor wouldn't be exactly 'offended' at shaking the lady's hand, he'd most probably enjoy it. But then in arab culture there are certain boundaries, women are afforded a certain respect with regards to physical contact. As the comment above explains, this is considered an inappropriate level of intimacy between two strangers. The sponsor would prefer not to have to explain this awkwardly in the heat of the moment to her, hence she was forewarned about it.

    • @musashidanmcgrath
      @musashidanmcgrath 3 года назад

      @@mr.safensound4238 Mate, stop beating around the bush, it has nothing to do with 'afforded respect'. It's a strict law in Islam. It's not 'Arab culture', it's an Islamic law.

    • @mr.safensound4238
      @mr.safensound4238 3 года назад

      @@musashidanmcgrath 'Islamic law' isn't applicable here, and especially in this modern day and age. Perhaps it's relevant when you have a religious leader put into that situation to shake hands. But otherwise the extent people choose to apply the religion varies considerably from person to person.

  • @SIEVECN
    @SIEVECN 3 года назад +7

    Go and get the bloke luv - brilliant!!

  • @MattSingh1
    @MattSingh1 4 года назад +241

    *Women: know your limits*

    • @tillyt4054
      @tillyt4054 4 года назад +17

      L is for Lice , L is for Labour 😂

    • @nickstone1587
      @nickstone1587 3 года назад +5

      For pity's sake, don't drive

    • @daddypig.5796
      @daddypig.5796 3 года назад +1

      Nick Stone that driving episode is unbelievably funny 😂

    • @offensiveplaythroughs7159
      @offensiveplaythroughs7159 3 года назад

      @@daddypig.5796 The driving one was the best 🤣

    • @garyrothwell1914
      @garyrothwell1914 3 года назад

      Angry Frank.....................lololol

  • @randomelvis3359
    @randomelvis3359 7 месяцев назад +9

    These days are unfortunately all gawn!!!… sad world we live in now!!

  • @vladskiobi
    @vladskiobi 7 лет назад +41

    Hit replay so many times "bloke" doesn't even sound like a word anymore.

    • @d-logan5280
      @d-logan5280 4 года назад

      Ditto.

    • @loungejay8555
      @loungejay8555 4 года назад

      Its been replaced by the American word "guy" in our lexicon.

  • @Warren-x9m
    @Warren-x9m Год назад +4

    Way ahead of their time Harry & Paul way ahead

  • @rivafussball6719
    @rivafussball6719 3 года назад +1

    Definition of classic comedy. 10 years old has not aged and lmao in 2021

  • @napoleao3409
    @napoleao3409 Год назад +2

    They're absolutely right!!! Where's the hell is the bloke?

  • @topcat4643
    @topcat4643 10 месяцев назад +5

    Brilliant….😢 a lot of folks I know are sick now of woke ex WSL women footballers commenting on men’s EPL football.

  • @googoogjoobgoogoogjoob
    @googoogjoobgoogoogjoob 3 года назад +26

    How prophetic was that!

    • @finnkdy
      @finnkdy 3 года назад +1

      Now it's 3 non ~ blokes.

    • @yeahbuddy7556
      @yeahbuddy7556 3 года назад

      It's all being exposed, everything was reversed and a lot of those celebs portrayed as women are actually men

  • @bobbysilver272
    @bobbysilver272 3 года назад +3

    Quite right!!
    Where's the bloke?

  • @mrkeogh
    @mrkeogh Год назад +1

    "Game of two 'alfs, innit, luv? Unless it's football, which is a game fer blokes, so just one 'arf of 'umankind, darlin'."

  • @Gingercornet
    @Gingercornet 6 месяцев назад +11

    Now more relevant than ever.
    Get the bloke, darlin'.
    Two sugars.

    • @rambobrown918
      @rambobrown918 5 месяцев назад

      Whenever I see some tart on tv trying to explain football I have to laugh TWO SUGARS 😅😅😅

    • @zarovich9397
      @zarovich9397 3 месяца назад

      @@rambobrown918she’s better at commentating than you’ll ever be, just collect your pension and stop bitching

  • @MrTunes333
    @MrTunes333 3 года назад +9

    Gone are the good old days where men were allowed to control the game they created without being forced to change it after it became a multi billion pound enterprise...

  • @unbornchickenvoices
    @unbornchickenvoices 14 лет назад +152

    She is beautiful.

    • @Bosoxist
      @Bosoxist 4 года назад +5

      @@barringtongilbert6390 April

    • @barkebaat
      @barkebaat 4 года назад +17

      yeah, but not a bloke tho', so...

    • @leatherman06
      @leatherman06 4 года назад +11

      Catherine Shepherd is lovely

    • @leoholder7839
      @leoholder7839 4 года назад +2

      @@barringtongilbert6390 with Big Suze being the other star of this show too

    • @nathanl4285
      @nathanl4285 4 года назад +3

      ^^^ simp

  • @schell0118
    @schell0118 4 года назад +31

    Only saying what everyone is thinking.

    • @tommiatkins3443
      @tommiatkins3443 3 года назад +1

      What utter dickheads are thinking, and that, my peabrained grunting friend is the whole point. Jesus, you are so fucking dumb. How do you even breathe?

    • @schell0118
      @schell0118 3 года назад +3

      @@tommiatkins3443 Oh dear! I think someone is menstruating.

    • @warmswarm
      @warmswarm 3 года назад +2

      @@schell0118 - Oh dear, someone doesn't understand how thick he is.

    • @schell0118
      @schell0118 3 года назад

      @@warmswarm Oh, there are many people who don't understand how stupid they are. Fortunately, I'm not one of them. I know exactly how stupid I am. Do you? For example, can you comprehend how staggeringly idiotic it is to assume you know something meaningful about a complete stranger, purely on the basis of a joke they made?

    • @warmswarm
      @warmswarm 3 года назад +1

      @@schell0118 - Oh, so you're going for the old "it was a joke" excuse. How convenient.

  • @johnanthonycafe2993
    @johnanthonycafe2993 6 месяцев назад +1

    This is relevant. Why are the media outlets using women to anchor mens’ sport ? It just
    doesn’t gel most of the time.

  • @offensiveplaythroughs7159
    @offensiveplaythroughs7159 3 года назад +1

    Anyone know where I can get a download of Harry Enfield Television Programme? That's the only one I can't find

    • @deanstevenson6527
      @deanstevenson6527 3 года назад

      @ OffensivePlayThroughs The front line is Everywhere ruclips.net/video/jY4tD2Hbg_A/видео.html

  • @feltum
    @feltum 2 года назад +4

    This has never been more relevant!