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- Опубликовано: 10 дек 2011
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1. Thwarting an attempted hijacking
2. Reminding passengers, including the terrorist, of the importance of diet and exercise
3. Raising awareness of Spina Bifida in every customer exchange
4. Defending multiple disabled children from cruel and insensitive passengers
5. Discovering the perfect flowery perfume scent
If that's not a successful day at the office, I don't know what is.
Those ladies are truly wonderful
@@caesarss9018awful yet wonderful 😂
@@rainbowlady1532 I don't know about you but they are my ideal girls
@@caesarss9018British way of doi'n things...
Most south african answer I have ever heard.
“If you don’t eat beef and you don’t eat cow, how can you be alive?” 😂😂
You eat pig.
(Edit: I've realized that some minor ambiguity may lead to my comment being considered rude. The comment has no meaning beyond to state that the best alternative to eating beef or cow is to eat pork. :)
I’m and actual Afrikaner and I agree with this sentiment 100%!😂😂😂
Bro straight savage
Scientists still have not provided a believable answer to this fundamental question by today.
I take the cow!
That was so funny.
''Well, *IF* you *DON'T* eat beef and you don't eat cow, *HOW* can you be alive?'' LOL
This never gets old! A brilliant sketch, ha ha ha!
Clare Thomson (Marla) and Alice Lowe (Jadine) are the two Air Afrikaans flight attendants, listed in order of their appearance at the start. Both British. Clare Thomson wrote much of the material.
Sarah Kendall is the 'nervous flier'. She is an Australian comedian.
Barunka O'Shaughnessy is the vegetarian. British.
Sarah won season 12 of Taskmaster! I’ve seen this sketch so many times & I never recognized her.
I knew i recognised her! That oddly delicate way she pronounces things. It's Liz from Darkplace!
They must have overheard some flight attendants to inspire this. It's too dead on.
Alice low is a leg end
The show is Beehive
These women are too friendly to be South African.
Ye...they are tans
THere are lots of lovely white South African girls, there are some real shots too. Pretty much like the rest of the world.
Jou poes is too friendly
@@erwin8335 :D:D
Jou gat man too friendly se moer ons is nice
"We'll get you some valium.... to help you shut up" 😂🤣
They're gonna need a bigger bottle.
Valium , mmm, yummy.
😁💯
Can I have some?
Hey, that's what mum used to say ! 😅🤣😂
A dear departed friend of Mine was South African and a flight attendant and the stories she told me were hilarious and scarcely believable (and that was just the passengers)
I have worked in "the entertainment industry" most of my adult life. As a roadie I've had a few adventures and had some quite wild nights out....
However. I went out one night with a bunch of cabin crew (from a well know airline which I will not name here) ......and to be honest it was somewhere between a rugby club night out and fucking hammer of the gods!
Those girls knew how to party!
Australian sign language.
When the ladies stand in isle and point "your exits are here" then point down the isle and say "and here".
If you were deaf youd see the lady saying "fuck you; fuck the lot of ya".
Hilarious right!
I got more funies too
Tell us a good story im listening??
@@nathangrueber9834 what do you mean? the pointing of the exists is the same as fuck you in sign language?
@@nathangrueber9834 lmao really
Beehive is a British sketch comedy series which was broadcast in 2008. It stars Australian comedian Sarah Kendall and British comedy actresses Alice Lowe, Barunka O'Shaughnessy and Clare Thomson, who wrote much of the show's material. Producer Siobhan Rhodes stated prior to production that the show would be about funny women, who do not feature regularly on TV.[1] The show also features Habib Nasib Nader and Jack Whitehall.[2]
Yorkshire Airlines
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Thanks!!
I've just seen this for the first time, if this was broadcast in 2008 then it seems that Arabella Weir's 'Perfume Sample Lady' in The Fast Show was heavily influenced by it (stolen even)
Thank you. This should be in the description of this vid. Comments section doing the hard lifting.
Thank you. I'm South African and immediately knew that this is definitely not South African. I have no idea how some other people in the comments aren't picking that up. o_O Although the sense of humor is about the same - must be the English influence I suppose :D
I'm Afrikaans and a pilot at an airline. And this clip is BRILLIANT!
Why did I read that in a heavy Afrikaans accent
No , you are not.
@@neanicu86 how would you know?
@@tinusblaauw4092 I'm God.
@@neanicu86 No, you are not.
"If you're a vegetarian you don't get a chocolate mousse"
Oddly this sums up my entire life.
if you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding!!!!
To be honest, if you're going to have a moral objection to eating all meat, but you don't mind cows stuck in prison, eternally pregnant, hopped up on antibiotics, and getting their blistered udders sucked by vacuums, you don't have much of a point.
A lot of chocolate mousse actually contains gelatine anyway.
Mushy Pork IF YOU DONT EAT YOUR MEAT, HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING?
So you're a brown Moose?
"and some valium to help you shut up" that line still gets me to this day.
That lesbian!
The number of comments here from Afrikaaners who thought this is funny and get the joke is not only charming and disarming, but it gives you hope when you realize how many people can laugh at themselves and have a good time of it. I would love to see more parodies of Americans. God only knows we deserve it!
Tell a South African that apartheid means "apart hate" and watch the charm pour out of them.
@@censorbleep3018 No it doesn't, unless fatherhood mean "dad hate"
I knew a South African who used to say, "I am a complete vegan. I only eat things that eat vegetables."
@@digdougedy Ah yes. South African humor. Ha. Ha.
As a South African, I can confirm that we love poking fun at ourselves. There are so many different cultures here and humor is the best way to bring people together.
So, so funny. Every single hostess comeback was a lol gem.
The pointless choice of beef or cow was also a clever poke at the fact that South Africa is an obsessive steak producing and eating nation.
No fish? I wondered how they would've reacted if I asked for Plomeek Soup?
@@virginiaconnor8350 what's that, is what I'd say.
Beef is Braai
Cow is not Braai.
🇿🇦🍻👍😎
I mean, onecoukd asteak wheres the other onw is a different form,
I'm Afrikaans and this is bloody hilarious ! Haha, more of these two please!
You are a star and will go far. Have you ever seen the Fast Show?
This is horse manure & offensive, you real dutchman... Also the Khoisan helped invent Afrikaans you silly Boer!
The script is like pizza with every topping on it. Mmm.
@@OmenAkumaru20223 I don’t see how that’s relevant lol
@@OmenAkumaru20223 and get your historical and cultural facts right before you blow your bomb here stupid
"We'll get you some sweets, and a bag (to put over your head), and some valium to help you shut up!" ... "Beef or cow?" This sketch never fails to make me laugh.
This is from an E4 show called Beehive from 2008. The two stewardesses are played by Alice Lowe and Clare Thomson.
Stop ✋
Think 🤔
Disabled child ♿
Lol
I don’t even get what’s so funny about it #britishcomeflywithmeisthebest
The show is called Beehive. It's a British series from Channel 4 :)
Ja man rofl. I were living in South Africa as a kid. Im a UK lad. Africaaners are just like that.
Daas nie bie lekker roineck je is a sout peil. At least I'm not an inbred rofl. wasnt directed at you it were
Glory to the writers and the casting. Those two stewardesses were perfect.
the stewardesses are the writers.
I have worked with , and shared accommodation with South Africans , these flight attendants have definetly been to Charm School and passed with flying colours.
This is hilarious! and I am a South African! So the accents are not quite right, but.....the humour is in there! well done, and I'll have the cow!
Beef and Cow are the same thing...
+Mushy11 tarbas No shit Sherlock
same here , but it's funny because it's kind of how South African airlines are , albeit exaggerated , but just a bit .
What...?
What?
I am a former Flight Attendant and I totally can relate! So dam funny.
* ✋🏻. 🤔. ♿️🧒🏻.
What can you relate to?, being rude XD
Me too..lol I actually tried beef or cow
@@forjimmykimmel9269 I believe the two different worlds btwn Crew and guests. One does not need to be rude but find fun at work
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💜
I haven't seen this in years! Every episode is more hilarious than the last.
What show is this
I second this request
@@BSin8413 as mentioned above, it's from a short lived British comedy sketch show called 'Beehive' from 2008.
@@bobcricket4873 Thank you!
I love the Afrikaner people but this so hilarious and also kind of true I ain’t gonna lie 😂
@Barry Junior please stop your leftist bullshit mate
@Barry Junior
Seriously, just shut the F up.
Nobody wants to hear your PC prattle about who’s legitimately South African.
Hint, the boers farmers pre-date virtually all blacks in South Africa.
@Barry Junior look monkey boy, keep running as fast as you want and screaming ooga booga, you’re no match for my riffle.
@Barry Junior Oh shut up
@Barry Junior dawg doin wayyyy to much
We need more flight attendants like this instead of security checkpoints. They'd sort out any troublemakers fast enough.
I apologize if I am mistaken, but you sound like the typical trumpist racist, very common vermin in the US.
@@raphaelklaussen1951 I have never voted for Trump, and I have seen obnoxious behavior on flights or even in waiting areas from people of all descriptions, although they often have excessive alcohol consumption in common.
@@ViolettaD1485 Sorry for misconstruing your comment's intent.
Flights and airports don't give you an unbiased sample of people to judge their behavior. The reason is trumptards, being uneducated and working-class, are less likely to fly than middle class people. If you go to a place infested with trumptards you will notice their violence is not related to alcohol consumption but to their racism and stupidity. It surprises people to discover that trumptards don't consume much alcohol - their favorite drink is American beer, very low in alcohol and urine-tasking (Coors is their favorite thanks to the Coors company past sympathies with racism.)
@@raphaelklaussen1951 u have issues lol
@@PAC-MANN I smell a trumpturd.
“That food is for Jews and hippies!” As a vegetarian, kosher Jew, I found that hilarious!
Hippie!
Biltong
Is there a non kosher vegetarian food.
Noone cares what you find funny
As a kosher and highly-carnivorous Jew, I was quite flattered ☺
Alice Lowe (the very blonde one) is a British national treasure. Glorious!
This is funniest thing I've ever seen.
I watch funny things on the internet all day every day for dozens of years. I'm watching it on a loop
I actually live in Johannesburg and this really made me smile...if you've ever had a run-in with an Afrikaans girl, you would understand...brilliant!
Afrikaans girls don't exist... anywhere
@@clavichord Huh?
@@saintadolf5639 It's Afrikaner, not Afrikaans
@@clavichord Ohhh, gotcha. Thanks.
@@clavichord in dutch we say afrikaans, een afrikaanse
I have watched this at least a dozen times in the last year...it has to be one of the funniest things ever produced. Thanks to the genius producers.
Yep gotta love Jodine and Myla, more of these 2 please :)
Christ 🙄🙄🙄🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
@@SV33381 what’s wrong?
Are you…. Me?
Well, I have watched it probably a hundred times, it is always funnier.
Funny, but in a different way that I'm used to. The humor is almost surreal. It is a treat to experience this culture's style of humor - thank you :-)
I worked with South African and they showed me this clip years ago. This just popped up in my feed today, watched it at the dentist make me laugh. Thanks for posting this 😀😁👍
I love this so much. Being South African born it strikes a chord. Their accents are very good considering they are actually English. Beef or cow?! Lmao got everyone I know saying that 😂😂😂
This is rubbish, South African humour must be shit!!
are south africans known for being rude? I'd love to hear your take on it.
It's true! It's like they invented an accent that swaps countries so often, it's a metaphor for the white South African identity crisis! It's phonetic genius. I am in utter awe at their effortless execution. Truly effortless.
What identity crisis are u referring to? If I have one (being a white Safer) then so do the rest of the worlds Caucasian race.
This video is an act.....omg I'm not even gonna bother to comment further.....I'd be wasting my timr
Beef or Cow?
Beef or Cow? I'm a vegetarian. That's ridiculous; if you don't eat beef or cow how can you be alive? 🤣 if you're a vegetarian you don't get a chocolate mousse. 😂 ROFL
Who is 'Vegatarian Lady'? I recognise her (from other acting parts).
Pip Nice job typing what you listened to an instant ago!
"We don't need no education!..." :D
Anonymous douche bag
This is not so far from the truth. When I was a child on a long-haul flight, not only was the vegetarian meal disgusting and had to be pre-ordered during booking. We used to get really dry fruit cake or just a piece of fruit instead of the chocolate mousse or chocolate cake the other customers would get. As a child that was torture. They never used to have any extra desserts to swap either. So we just ate the sour grapes and wished we had packed more snacks.
I have a couple customers at work who wander through (over the road truckers, US) who are Afrikaans. The one couple are RV customers who come to our repair shop to have their "Land Yacht" serviced. The conversations they have are hilarious- breaking back and forth between English/Dutch Slang (Afrikaans). The other guy who stops by for parts has a bit more of a british/Afrikaans talk, and drives for a Canadian company. Living where I do, it's always fun to hear different ways people talk. Here people say we have an "accent", however we just say words differently I guess? Long story short- this sketch nails it head on, haha.
"dutch slang"
Mate mate mate.
1) It’s not Dutch Slang. It’s Dutch derived but it’s a language by itself.
2) Pronouncing words differently is the very definition of an accent. I really don’t get it when Americans say “xyz had an accent”. Everyone has an accent in comparison to someone else.
Honestly, we all know there’s one (and only one) country where a domestic sports championships is called a “World Series” and that level of ignorance is something to not brag about
Well then, forgive me for being too American, lol. I'll agree with you on Baseball....The only other countries that have leagues are in Japan, South Korea, etc. We notice people's accent's here because we have so many regional ones- like in the UK. @@raymasraymas
Afrikaans women are some of the most beautiful women in the world.
Still better customer service than Ryanair.
EDIT: can't believe this comment just got 2.5k likes, thanks!
EDIT#2: make that 3.7k!
Honestly my experiences with Ryanair have been really nice. They don't dote, but always polite and helpful.
That's because you're not a vegetarian
I have to confess that I find Food Faddists and non drinkers, faintly irritating.
George Mirchev not everyone wants to be treated like a slave, some people respect themselves.
You're just talking out of your ass. The only interaction you get with Ryanair is the flight safety drill and being offered food and drinks. Nothing wrong with that.
I met an elderly Afrikaans lady. She lives in Northern Ireland. And was a farmer in South Africa near Johannesburg. She used to carry an Israeli uzi submachine gun for personal protection. It was hard to imagine this old lady running around with an uzi but nevertheless a true story.
thats awesome
Legend!
because the UZI was made specifically for women
Yes, much lighter than an AK.
Probably in support of the apartheid too.
I cannot live without this video. It is on my desert island list. If I were stranded on a desert island, I certainly want this video with me. Bravo! To the two actresses.
But you might not want to be rescued by Air Afrkaans
Saffa here and this is WORLD CLASS😂😂😂, more of these please!asseblief!
It's satire, folks should not be angry. It's a comedy.
ummm... United personnel just beat and dragged a doctor off a plane a couple of months ago for refusing to give up his seat to a UA staff person. Broken teeth, bloody nose, cuts and bruises and the guy was 69 years old!
gtimny the not so funny yet funny thing is united airlines slogan is"The Friendly Skies" but I'm sure thats not what the doctor was thinking at that moment ...
Sean Rosich Ive traveled with a lot of differente companies - but ive never met a nice south african!
Danielo I have, they are extremely nice people maybe just your experience with South African's is not a good one i have some close friends who are South African i guess its the same with many races and cultures there is good and bad :)
Sean Rosich i
beef or cow haha
NonsensicalVids. stud horse beef ahhh ...
I thought this would be in Afrikaans language and was searching for videos to learn the language. Stumbled across this video and it's super funny :)
This is the funniest thing I have watched in ages .. love it!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I just stumbled across this skit and now I have tears in my eyes.😁😁😁👍👍👍
Ikr! 🤣😂🥹
Beef or cow? -"I'm a vegetarian!" -??? Beef or cow? - I'm a vegetarian!!! -????? Beef or cow? :o)))
Absolutely hilarious!
How this pair didn't become icons of comedy has me buggered.....it's my favourite..
MORE PLEASE, I want to fly to South Africa on a very long flight with them. Comedy was once comedy unlike modern pap!
This is modern pap.
You must be white
The performance and the script both are legends.
Just discovered this. Too goddamn brilliant. Writing and acting the best. Reminds me of 70's Lampoon. Keep satire alive!
puterossputeross Bowelly this show stopped after one series I think which is a shame since I wanted more air afrikaan
Ropsana Khanom word, thanks Ropsana, wish there was more !
I laughed my ass off, "What a bitch" and "if you are a vegetarian you don't get a chocolate mousse" hahahahahaha
To be fair, a vegetarian chocolate moose is a bit ridiculous.
Eleven year old video and RUclips just gets it to me now? Well, some things are worth waiting for. I loved it!!
To answer all the questions...
This was a recurring sketch on _Beehive_, a British sketch comedy show that ran 5 episodes in 2008.
Clare Thomson plays Marla. Alice Lowe is Jodine. They're left and right greeting the passengers.
Sarah Kendall is the "nervous flier." She is really Australian; Alice and Clare are British.
Thanks, that explains why their accents were all over the place
@@pierreblignaut5859 I am not from South Africa, have hardly met anyone from there and don't really know much about these things and I can confirm these accents are spot on, consistent and hilarious.
@@theblueacorn That's a really weird statement. If you're not South African, and have met very few South Africans, how can you say the accents are spot on?
I am South African, so while I agree with you that the skit is funny, the accents are not spot on.
@@pierreblignaut5859 I don't really mind that you think this.
Unfortunately to the rest of the English speaking world this is what you sound like. Humbling isn’t it.
This is a British comedy that was part of a show that ran from the 3rd of December 2008 to the 17 December 2008 the show was called Beehive and was screened on channel E4 , one of the actresses is English and the other is Australian.
Thanks much!
"And some Valium to help you shut up" 🤣
This is picture gold. I love the Afrikans
As someone who takes over 100 international flights per year, I can see the humour in this. Rest assured, it's not just South Africa, but it is mostly restricted to economy. This could be the Spinal Tap of the aviation industry.
Whereas in first and business classes, the real assholes come out to play.
Clearly these flight attendants are VERY wise.....
yes they are very very "wise"
Robyn Smith ijo
Blonde yes for sure
Yes, extraordinary wise....
Sage-like one might say.....
As my grandmother says, they are "wise asses"
Absolutely the best sketch comedy ever i saw in life.
As someone who lived in South Africa and has roots there still, but now lives in Germany , I’d say the worst case is Luftwaffe (mean Lufthansa). The Afrikaans people have a fantastic sense of humour and also don’t mind laughing at themselves. Hence, this sketch is not a problem. Even funny.
It does drag a little. The joke becomes obvious quite quickly so they cut have cut the 'fat' a bit.
I watch this once a year. One of the funniest skits I have ever seen..just enough truth to make it more so!
I come back to this regularly too!
I just came across this ... absolutely hilarious! The repetitive "What?" reminds me of Chappelle's Lil Jon sketch. About pissed myself with the "She gave me Spina Bifida " 😂
That's just being a dumbo saying what too many times
I'm South African 🙋🏼♀️🇿🇦 and i thought this was hilarious 😆😂🤣 and spot on! 😉
It's true lol
I’ve seen this so many times. It makes me laugh every time. The Beef or cow is hilarious. It’s gold.
Beehive was so underrated when it came out. Alice Lowe in particular I always thought was so funny.
"This woman lives for her job!"
I would say as an American this is stupid funny this is universally funny I could watch this over every day and laugh at it every single time hilarious course I worked with people from South Africa and known a lot of people from around the world so I can relate this is hilarious.
I don't believe you
I flew with South African Airways from Heathrow to Johannesburg and back in 2001. I remember the cabin crew being a bit surly.
And they remember you being an entitled asshole😂😂
This is pure class. Wonderful.
I HAVE to watch this regularly as it makes me lough soo much. Fantastic. Beef or Cow lol.
This is actually a Qantas training video. They hope to lift their service standards to this level.
not wrong ! :)
More like JetStar
Never gets old. Hilarious ❤😂
That was a real smooth way to take that hijacker out. Confuse him, defuse him then blind him 😂😂😂
4:03 "Sir, you are only allowed 20 kg of hand luggage. So, if you're trying to get one over on us, you've picked the wrong Air Stewardesses!"
Too funny 😅
"diet and exercise, that is how Mila and I have maintained our trim figures, look and weep fat boy"
This had me in tears😂😂
n i k a f i t z g e r a l d 😂😂😂
You forgot the follow up hand gestures and "This means you Fatty!" Ha, ha, ha! Nice to see no political correctness!
So, recently my BF asked me "Beef or Cow?" I said "What?"
just had to watch this gem again.😀
😄
I’ve seen this over and over and it is still very funny
I hope they bring out some more of these sketches they are really great!
This was too funny! I want to be a flight attendant one day, this would be no joke.
This person did realize their dream. Unfortunately, they were stewarding the Malaysia Airlines flight 370 that went missing.
i've noticed many parts of africa have this certain kind of frankness and it's the best thing ever
"If you don't eat beef and you don't eat cow, how can you be alive?"... cracks me up every time 😂
but if we are real for a minute it's vegetarians and vegans who think like that... ;) (I once didn't eat any plants under any form for 18 months, no health issues at all...)
@@happystoat99 girl that is not. okay....
@@user6122 first it's guy and what is not ok?
@@happystoat99 if you continued, you would become unwell. Healthy people eat both plants and animals, plants in a higher proportion.
@@Ri57490 Our ancestors in Europe ate only meat for hundreds of thousands of years...
There are no essential nutrients you get from plants that you can't get from meat.
having spent almost hundred flights to/from/across India, the line "beef or cow" was an absolute gem.
I miss this open comedy.
This is the funniest clip I've watched I a long while 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
This is so funny 😂they are great comediennes absolutely brilliant 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😆
What the fuck is a "comedienne"?
@@mushypork1272 A comedienne is the female equivalent of comedian. Though I'm guessing you already know that...
Stumbled on this whilst watching Catherine Tate.
Yeah and maybe you should look what your typing, moron.
So did I :)
No, he should where he's typing, lol.
same
I see so much great stuff since I quit watching American 📺
i watch this every now and then, it never gets any less funny
"Well if you don't eat beef and you don't eat cow, how can you be alive?" OMG, this is hysterical!! I want more!!
I've watched this way too many times, my love!
"Stop.Think. Disabled child." OMG,dead....🤣🤣🤣
Out of this world, truly amazing.
"Beef or Cow?" LMAO at this whole sketch... Bloody Brilliant!
Can confirm, I'm Jewish and a difficult flyer
oy vey
No chocolate mousse then
Beef or cow?
r/wooosh
If you're Jewish you're just difficult.
Hilarious as a former Crew......This is such comedy as you would never do this! Brilliant funny humor!
Guilty pleasure.
How South Africans used to be, how Australians still are.
What a Gem for social commentary.
The show is "Beehive", it ran for five episodes in 2008 on the E4 channel :).
Probably their net connection went off when the cancelling e-mail after the first episode was to be sent.
Andy B , only five episodes or five seasons?
Pip 5 episodes
Five episodes! Lol. Says it all.
A whole 5 episodes 😂😂😂😂😂 now THAT IS funny, says it all 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Aaaah, I just love their accent!
Yeah. But it's a fake accent. Afrikaners speaking English never sounds like this. They were probably Aussies doing what they imagined was Afrikaans accents.
@@danguee1 they're all British actresses
These two are the cutest
Genius. I'm gonna use the disabled child distraction in real life.
Lol beef or cow
we only have beef
Cake or death?
I'm a vegetarian...
Georgie Roberts Wot?
it's a quote from the sketch;) x