@@clarencehemphill3403 What buzz words? ... you mean the actual ... proven acts ... that J.K. Rowling has openly admitted to doing? And become clear when you look at the books? Or the fact that she - yknow - openly defends and encourages transphobia and heteronormativity in ... everything? Ever? Im sorry have you s e e n that Mormon bitch's twitter? She's Stephanie Meyer with semi-decent grammar.
The first time I watched this was one my first times on RUclips growing up. I damn near passed out from exhaustion from all the laughter. I can still quote the whole thing after all these years 😂
The way dumbledore is portrayed is so accurate. Harry and friends do something that’s against the rules dumbledore made. Dumbledore gives them 1000 points to gryffindor
"Your mother is a beep beep beep-ing beep Lorem Ipsum beep beep beep beep agminiunvenium beep beep beep beep beep beep tragula- beep beep beep beep beep Hippopotamus beep beep beep beep beep republican beep beep Daniel Radcliffe beep beep beep beep with a bucket of- beep beep beep beep in a castle far away where no one can hear you beep beep beep beep beep beep beep soup- beep beep beep with a bucket of beep beep Mickey Mouse beep beep and a stick of dynamite beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep Magical beep beep beeeeep ALAKAZAM." -Dumbledore, 2007
:O :O :O :O My grandma never lets me say the elder swear! Harry: Time to say this to Neville xD ( Guys I have a question....WHY THE HAIL IS NEVILLE A PATATO?! XD XDX XDXDXD 😂😂😂😂
11 year old me watching this video: this is PG-13? *I'm such a rebel* (edit) Thanks for all the likes guys! Though I never thought I'd get flexed on by so many 10 year olds 😂
15 years later and the elder swear still gets a laugh out of me. I just love that things like soup are randomly mentioned and all the context is bleeped out.
Neil is somehow the only person that is both underrated and overrated at once. Nowhere near enough recognition for "Voldemort's nipples" and yet so much respect for Lemon Demon music.
Hermione- Swish and flicker that's my favorite Snape- *clears throat* Do my ears detect foul mouthedness? Hermione- Uh no proffe- Harry- VOLDEMORTS NIPPLE LMAOOO IM DYING
I used to LOVE calling bullies "Floppy wanded dementor buggerers" NONE of them knew what tf I was talking about and they left me alone. Probably because they thought I was crazy😭
So much of this is gold, but a line I've appreciated more is Voldemort's threat to get them sent to wizard jail, and THEN kill them. The extra step just amused me.
I'm two thirds of the way into rereading the book series at the moment and I was reminded of this channel I still find it so funny even more than I used to
Hermione: Oh no professor- Harry: *VOLDEMORTS NIPPLE* Snape: *EXCUSE ME* Harry: Do you know any old wizard swears? Dumbledore: Well, there is one.. Trio: Tell us! Dumbledore: *YOUR MOTHER IS A BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
I remember watching this when I was twelve and having a moral dilemma about the pg13 rating. I kept starting it and stopping it because I thought somehow the internet would know and I would get in trouble. Eventually I went on a private page, watched it, and told no one. 😂
I am now going to do so lol. And since the only people that call me are scams about my "credit cards" that i dont own or car warranty bs i will also be calling them leprechaun taints xD
Приколы
Admit it, Puppet Pals were as much as apart of the HP fandom as the actual books/movies
And musicals
More so than cursed child
Wholeheartedly agree.
Aszia Valdez these were my introduction to it 😂
and AVPM!!
Puppet pals is a bigger part of Harry Potter than the cursed child.
Bigger than the entire book series.
Less sexism, homophobia, transphobia and antisematism here too.
Than*
What do you mean what's with all the buzz words
@@clarencehemphill3403 What buzz words?
... you mean the actual ... proven acts ... that J.K. Rowling has openly admitted to doing? And become clear when you look at the books?
Or the fact that she - yknow - openly defends and encourages transphobia and heteronormativity in ... everything? Ever? Im sorry have you s e e n that Mormon bitch's twitter? She's Stephanie Meyer with semi-decent grammar.
@@pineapplefrostyfruits9225 what was sexist or homophobic about the harry potter books I'm just trying to understand
When I was a child, the funniest thing I had ever heard was the "Elder Swear". Now, as a man-child, it is still the funniest thing I have ever heard.
I couldn’t agree more.
The first time I watched this was one my first times on RUclips growing up. I damn near passed out from exhaustion from all the laughter. I can still quote the whole thing after all these years 😂
So can I and when Harry yelled at snape😂😂
Mood.
Throwback. 7th-grade me in math class. Wheezing so hard for the whole hour and rewinding the elder swear
The way dumbledore is portrayed is so accurate. Harry and friends do something that’s against the rules dumbledore made. Dumbledore gives them 1000 points to gryffindor
Soup
@@felixlee9645Daniel Radcliffe
@@Cheese_McCheeseManUR MOTHERS A
"Your mother is a beep beep beep-ing beep Lorem Ipsum beep beep beep beep agminiunvenium beep beep beep beep beep beep tragula- beep beep beep beep beep Hippopotamus beep beep beep beep beep republican beep beep Daniel Radcliffe beep beep beep beep with a bucket of- beep beep beep beep in a castle far away where no one can hear you beep beep beep beep beep beep beep soup- beep beep beep with a bucket of beep beep Mickey Mouse beep beep and a stick of dynamite beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep Magical beep beep beeeeep ALAKAZAM."
-Dumbledore, 2007
XDDDDD
turtles
+Leldy22 WOW
:O :O :O :O My grandma never lets me say the elder swear! Harry: Time to say this to Neville xD ( Guys I have a question....WHY THE HAIL IS NEVILLE A PATATO?! XD XDX XDXDXD 😂😂😂😂
Naseem Akhter I think he's a squash.
“Do my ears detect foul mouthingness?”
“Uh, no Professor Sn-“
“VOLDEMORTS NIPPLE!”
Snape:Excuses me Hermione:harry
“500,000 points from Gryffindor!”
Ron:dragon bogies
*EXCUSE ME*
Avocado Toast YAS that’s the best part
15 years later and I'm still hoping for an uncensored version.
you and me both pal
Same
Same 🕺💃
I would watch that 😂
Worst time to want it, youtube has cursewords uphend from creators, held by their balls
*"Hagrid's 10x the man you'll ever be!"*
*Hagrid is half giant-*
😆🤣
its extra effective
AND HALF MACHINE
He still has more humanity in him than that squash of a child
"Leave Hogwarts Neville Longbottom, never come back!"
Ron, Hermione and me: Yaaaaaaaaaay!
they really had me saying “skank” in elementary school bc i thought it was made up lmao
I thought it was too until Sikowitz used it to describe Jade
•A_B r o k e_T w e e n a g e r• VICTORIOUS
_oof_
O:
•A_B r o k e_T w e e n a g e r• I thought he called her a gank
What Harry would be like if he was raised by James
"The world may never know"
I know... I'm terrible
One word THIS
And by Sirius
Definitely
@@alaynagray131 your sirus
"Voldemort's Nipple" is even funnier when you consider that Snape is a Death Eater.
Omg facts! I forgot about that one.
That’s my favourite wizard swear.
dobby's sock
"floppy-wanded dementor buggerer" hits different as an adult 😂
"I don't even remember 5 minutes ago".....then the Elder Swear
Ikr
Omg! 🤦🏽♀️
Pinky Epic true
he must say it every day........
Pinky Epic I
"I can't even remember five minutes ago"
*Can recite the 45seconds long Elder Swear*
Lol ikr it's because he loves the deathly hallows
David McCarthy Memory is a fickle thing, my friend
if he repeats it every 4:15 he will never forget.
wow!!!!!!! Its so funny!
Henlo brother
I like how Dumbledore actually makes a list of swears and shows the kiddos
i cannot believe how well these hold up fifteen years later. neil is iconic
“Hagrids buttcrack!”
**Everyone cheers**
Esti Obel hagwids butcwack
*You SICKEN me.*
B-But it’s on the list...
@@sarahallen3250 Hagrid is 10 times the man you'll ever be, Neville!
Sarah Allen LEAVE HOGWARTS NEVILLE AND NEVER COME BACK!
I DIED WHEN DUMBLEDORE SCREAMED "SOUP" IN THE ELDER SWEAR OMF
Me too
Same XD
KoderKat Me too 😂😂😂😂
DANIEL RADCLIFFE
LOl
I came back to this after a while, and the Elder Swear STILL made me laugh like it did when I first saw it.
Same, it's been ages since I've seen this. That swear made me laugh just as hard as when I heard it the first time
5:13 Neville’s going to be sharing space with his mother in the asylum after hearing that.
*Can't remember 5 minutes ago
**Remembers a 43-second long swear*
Madame Jelly *_That is supposedly ancient_*
Hana Song
Agreed
Madame Jelly honesty
Madame Jelly it's called selective memory lol
Madame Jelly well that’s it was less than a minute sooooooo itmworks
“In a castle where no one can hear you scream”
“Soup”
Daniel Radcliffe!
hippopotamus!
@@ello3110 republican!
Megan B A STICK OF DYNAMITE
Fsh
You're telling me that this is the same man who wrote spirit phone??? Character development.
Me, rewatching this years later and wondering why I never questioned why Nevile is a squash: 👁️👄👁️
I will never get over Neville being a butternut squash
Oh dear, I thought he was a Potato
I thought he was a peanut
I thought that was the real one
Why even is he that
😭😭😭😭
"i mean every word i ever say ever because i'm HARRY POTTER" *thunder rumbles*
Just because you're a famous wizard doesn't mean... ok it does mean that.
*Boyish attitude*
a human I
a human
Dumbledore: do you promise to never repeat it
Harry: we promise
So much for meaning every word
YOU'RE SUCH A BOOM HEAD!
13 years later and I'm still dying of laughter.
I love how they sayed "yayyyyyyyyy"when the potato left.
It’s a squash
“500,000 points from Gryffindor!”
“Dragon bogies”
*everyone turns to stare at Ron*
Too true and so funny!
“Everybody run!!”
EXPECTOPATRONADS!!
Amaya Takahashi *muggle f**king trowel sh*t snape*
Soup!
“In a castle far away where no one can hear you *beep beep beep* S O U P”
that bit gets me every time 🤣🤣
*SOUP*
dAnIeL RaDcLiFfE
With a bucket of beep beep Mickey Mouse
Beep beep and a stick of dynamite
I can’t believe this was NEIL the WHOLE TIME
The fact that this is LEMON DEMON is hilarious
@@fleshpies Wait.. this guy created this AND the ultimate showdown?
Voldemorts nipple and haggrads butt crack had me dieing
*Despite being the wizard swears episode, it has little to no actual swearing compared to other episodes*
It does have swears but it bleeps them out
Yh lol
Excuse you! I was mightily offended by "Dobby's Sock!" :(
"skank"
Mugglefucking trollshit, Emma!
"WELL YOUR GRANDMA IS A BLAST ENDED SKANK."
*ok but me too*
Emily N I read it right as they said it
Emily N it's a internet meme
Emily N .....Dobby's Sock!
DO MY EARS DETECT FOUL MOUTHEDNESS
anna is not a failure VOLDEMORTS NIPPLE
I'm jealous of anyone discovering this masterpiece nowadays. More then a decade passed so fast...
When I see Ron, I only think of
“Ron, Ron, Ron WEasley”
Snape: "You're the one who banned the words in the first place!"
Dumbledore: "I don't even remember five minutes ago!"
*Teaches elder swear*
ImactuallyAmermaid2510 teaches 43 second long elder swear
Well yeah. we remember the fun ones.
Back to your skulking!
LoL
XXXD
Legend has it Dumbledore is still reciting the elder Swear to this day...
Electron wow
Soup
Nah, he died in 1997...
@@Funkycat2006 r/wooosh
Redit
this was posted 13 years ago... so ppl who were born when this was posted can finally watch it
"Swish and Flicker; that's my favorite." and the gang like pressure " Are you a griffyndor or not, Neville?" lmao
snape: *clears throat* do my ears detect foul mouthidness?
hermione: oh, no profess-
harry: VOLDEMORTS NIPPLE
MILK lol
You're not the real llSuper Womanll
EXCUSE ME!
MILK lmao
*VOLDEMORT'S
I'd like to hear the uncensored version of the Elder Swear
+Gangstabob716 i would 2
+Sara Zaman I agree
yassssssss
totaly
me to i laughed when he said in daniel raddclief
RIP Dumbledore
No matter how many times I’ve seen this video the elder swear still makes me laugh more than I should 🤣
*The fact that the Elder Swear is 40 seconds long makes it even funnier*
XD
*laughs in Elder Swear*
It also contains the words Daniel Radcliffe which makes me laugh
Soup!
The fact that I found a fellow GD player in a freaking Harry Potter puppet video makes it even funnier 😂
11 year old me watching this video: this is PG-13? *I'm such a rebel*
(edit) Thanks for all the likes guys! Though I never thought I'd get flexed on by so many 10 year olds 😂
Kyson Channell I’m 12
The difference here is that I was 11 when it came out. I'm 22 now 😂😂
I'm 11
@@KysonChannell This actually came out way earlier than 2007. This came out in 03 when I was 11.
@@camic7324 '03? Dang I was 7 then. I think the first time I watched it was when I was 11
"He doesn't mean it Neville he's just saying some wizard swears"
"I mean every word I ever say because I'm Harry Potter."
This was one the first videos I ever saw on RUclips when it was ne.w. 13 years later I'm still loving it and will be using "Blastended skank"
Hermione: No Professor Sna...
Harry: VOLDEMORTS NIPPLE!!!
Snape: EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hermione:Harry!
Snape: I REFUSE to have this filth SPEWED in my presence, Mr. Potter. Five hundred tHOUSAND Points from Gryffindor.
Ron:dragon bogies
Harry: everybody run expecto patronads
Snape:(sigh) rabid rousers
Rabid rousers
15 years later and the elder swear still gets a laugh out of me. I just love that things like soup are randomly mentioned and all the context is bleeped out.
Snape, you floppy wanded dementor boggerer.
My mum:
Clean your room
Me:
I refuse to have this filth spewed in my presence
My mum: Clean your room
Me: 4:10
.
I was just on that part lol
Good one
My mom:clean you’re room
Me:no way you Voldemort’s nipple
The most dangerous swear in all of the magic world:
S O U P
GASP!
Language
YOU SICKEN ME!
cmk?
LEAVE HOGWARTS AND NEVER COME BACK!!!
_So youre telling me._
*_THIS_*_ is Lemon Demon._
I mean what the hell was I expecting.
Neil is somehow the only person that is both underrated and overrated at once. Nowhere near enough recognition for "Voldemort's nipples" and yet so much respect for Lemon Demon music.
Dumbledore, you're obscenely old, right?
WHY YES!
name surname yh he is flipping over 100 years old
Joehd 115 Years old more or less 😂😂😂
0:01 _"This episode is rated PG-13 for language and_
*_b O y I S h A T t i T U d E_*
I AGREE
cormn flayk
BOIESH ATTITUUUUUUUUUUUDE
Nandos Kitty omg
Hahaha!
This video introduced me to the concept of swears
After all this time loving this series in Highschool I get into lemon demon and now I realized it was Neil all along omg full circle
My favourite bit is in the middle of the elder swear he just says “soup”
4:39
Ikr
Or Mickey Mouse 😂😂
Republican Daniel Radcliffe alakazam
hippopotamous
Harry: you floppy wanted dementor boggerer
Everyone:
Everyone:
Everyone:
Ron: dobbys sock
*floppy wanded
M B bro. Just why
*buggerer
I have literally just subscribed to your channel because I have just been seeing your comments everywhere and have liked so many!
I swear, the number of times me and my best friend would quote Snape is beyond count. "Rabble Rousers"
This is easily the funniest one, Neville’s portrayal has crossed my mind for years
Hello Hawwy, Hewmiynee, Wonald, wassup gaiz
“I mean every word I ever say ever, because I’m. Harry. Potter.”
*thunderclap*
LMFAO I LOVE THAT
That's always been my favorite part 🤣
“I’m telling pwofessa dumbledoa”
Me and my friends use it as an inside joke all the time. The best part is this one friend never watched this video so they just get confused
still a thousand times better than "because i'm butt man"
me too!
Fun fact:
The cast of Harry Potter enjoyed these so much that they wanted to voice the puppet pals themselves
OMFG REALLY?
Cry Baby yup lool
Sara Khalfey is this true
Ava Caldwell very true! I saw it on tumblr
Sara Khalfey omg this amazing I wish they did that would be my favorite
I’m amazed how much this show has influenced my vocabulary.
My favorite part was " bleeeeeeeep Micky mouse bleep with a stick of dynamite bleeeeeeep" 😂😂
"I don't even remember 5 minutes ago" me trying to remember everything I learn at school
Nakeisha C lol me too
LOLLOLOLLOLOOLOOLO
This
Same here
That is too relatable
did anyone die laughing when harry said:EXPECTO PATRONADS
cutelittlewolf40 AJ I died of laughter, pulled a voldemort and came back to life, then I died laughing again😂😂😂
You mean it's not EXPECTO PATRONASS?
Emily -Jayne Oh Voldemort's Nipple I hadn't realised 😂
I completely died when he said that
LMFAOO I heard expecto patronuts😂
This'll never get old, this is hilarious with a 40 second elder swear that is legendary
Dumbledore: "I don't even remember 5 minutes ago."
Dumbledore: *proceeds to recite elder swear for 40 seconds*
Puppet pal Neville always makes me laugh. His voice and the fact that he's a squash
Yeah, me too.
My brother says Neville looks like a butt plug..so Neville Buttplug
Really? I always thought he was a potato or something...
Alyvia Reagan same lol , looks a bit small for a squash
Yeah, Nevile looks better in the films😂😂😂😂
When he said "Voldemort's Nipple!" I started laughing and couldn't stop!!😂😂😂
Neville saying "Hagrid's butt crack" did it for me.😂😂😂😂😂😂
I died at everything they said 😂😂😂
Molly Howard Mine was "leprechaun taint" XD
MCDragonMaster X lol same
Jason Dyrkacz Samme Jason
“I refuse to have this filth spewed in my presence, Mr Potter.”
To this day that is still one of my favorite sentences I have ever heard.
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Harry: V O L D E M O R T ' S N I P P L E
Dumbledore: does an entire Morse code sentence.
Ron: WoOoOoOow!!!
What do you mean by Morse code
@@bemocode5677 Morse code is a code made up of dots and dashes, and is usually sent and interpreted via sound waves
I tried to decode it but I don’t think it’s actually morse
@@happyconstructor I was poking fun of how the Elder swear was beeped out like the beeps in Morse code. :)
4:58 woOw
Hermione- Swish and flicker that's my favorite
Snape- *clears throat* Do my ears detect foul mouthedness?
Hermione- Uh no proffe-
Harry- VOLDEMORTS NIPPLE
LMAOOO IM DYING
This is the cleverest thing I've ever had the pleasure of watching LOL every time. I am amused!
I used to LOVE calling bullies "Floppy wanded dementor buggerers" NONE of them knew what tf I was talking about and they left me alone. Probably because they thought I was crazy😭
Well, I mean, a couple good ways to keep bullies away from you are to either be really generic or recite these crazy unblockable insults ;v;
The words in the elder swear killed me.
Daniel Radcliffe
Hippopotamus
Mickey Mouse?
In a castle far away where no one can hear you!
Republican 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Soup!
With a bucket of Mickey mouse and a stick of dynamite
Don’t forget republican
ALAKAZAM-
Can’t remember 5 mins ago but remembers a a remembers a swear from 1890
dude the first book took place in 1981.... the swear wouldn't be ancient then
@@loreleimarie105 No, 1991.
@@loreleimarie105 hell yeah it would be also it takes place in 1991
green of tree black of blue yeah I was typing fast and it just ocurred to me. Sorry lol
.....you do remember the whole thing was about how old he is... he is over 100 years old. 1990- 100 years=1890 ish. Simple really.
So much of this is gold, but a line I've appreciated more is Voldemort's threat to get them sent to wizard jail, and THEN kill them. The extra step just amused me.
Jiggery Pokery has me in tears 😂😂😂😂
OMG WHEN DUMBLEDORE SCREAMED “REPUBLICAN” IN THE ELDER SWEARS I DIED OF LAUGHTER
Edit: holy shit thx for the likes
it’s was the daniel radcliffe that got me
It’s a reference to Daniel Radcliffe being a republican in the sense that he favors overthrowing Queen Elizabeth
For me, it was
*Lorem Ipsum*
OML
Soup! XD
When Dumbledore yelled *"MICKEY MOUSE"* in the Elder Swear I died. XD
Cakey Sugar same then I pulled a voldemort and over again 200000000000 times then I survived
“In A castle far away, where no one can hear you...”
Cakey Sugar i9
Also "alacazam"
IKR
I'm two thirds of the way into rereading the book series at the moment and I was reminded of this channel I still find it so funny even more than I used to
WAIT HOLY HECK I WATCHED SO MANY OF THIS THINGS YEARS AGO AND ONLY NOW I REALIZE IT’S NEIL CICIEREGA?!? he’s everywhere man it’s crazy
"Dumbledore, you're obscenely old, right?"
"Why, yes."
My favorite part!!!
Harry: Hagrid is 10x the man you'll ever be Neville
Me: but he's only half man
OliWally Vlogs still makes him 5 times the man Neville was
OliWally Vlogs ikr
Exactly
So Neville is one-twentieth of a man.
exactly
I love how you can just feel their facial expressions even though they’re puppets.
Hermione: Oh no professor-
Harry: *VOLDEMORTS NIPPLE*
Snape: *EXCUSE ME*
Harry: Do you know any old wizard swears?
Dumbledore: Well, there is one..
Trio: Tell us!
Dumbledore: *YOUR MOTHER IS A BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
This was the golden age of RUclips. Just raw creativity rewarded with monetization. Shocking that today this would be demonetized!
Said it straight and clear lad. Took the words right out my mouth
Why would this be demonitized? It’s just puppets
@@imnotacat3798 harry potter, possibly?
@@imnotacat3798Unfortunately, it would be demonitized due to youtube's stance on swearing.
What does demonetuzed mean
These videos were just as much of my childhood as the actual Harry Potter. Who else agrees.
I agree.
I agree
I agree
I agree
I hated harry potter but this was my favorite childhood youtube video XD
Neil at every stage of his career was so far ahead of the times
‘Dobby’s Sock’, Ron chimed in, unnecessarily.
D O B B Y S S O C K
* d o b b y ' s o c k*
How dare you
Cock*
I remember watching this when I was twelve and having a moral dilemma about the pg13 rating. I kept starting it and stopping it because I thought somehow the internet would know and I would get in trouble. Eventually I went on a private page, watched it, and told no one. 😂
Amaya Takahashi you shouldn’t even have a youtube account
😂😂 I was 10
That’s nothing, when I watched it for the first time as a kid I closed the video when he started saying the Elder Swear
Me @ 10 years old 😂
I'm eleven And i watched it first time when i had eight😂
Man this brings me back holy hell
3:15 I just love the way Snape goes
“..W H A T”
After this video I always answer the phone saying:
“Dark lord Voldemort speaking?”
Same
LEPRECHAUN TAINT
@loganHedger
**gasp** I’m calling umbridge
>:3
I'm dying 😭
I am now going to do so lol. And since the only people that call me are scams about my "credit cards" that i dont own or car warranty bs i will also be calling them leprechaun taints xD