Potter Puppet Pals: Wizard Swears

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    Harry and the gang learn how to curse. Er, not like magical curses, like swearing. Just watch okay?

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  • @Sarah-ob9ud
    @Sarah-ob9ud 4 года назад +5781

    I will never get over Neville being a butternut squash

  • @evastassi3165
    @evastassi3165 4 года назад +13066

    Puppet pals is a bigger part of Harry Potter than the cursed child.

    • @pineapplefrostyfruits9225
      @pineapplefrostyfruits9225 4 года назад +455

      Bigger than the entire book series.
      Less sexism, homophobia, transphobia and antisematism here too.

    • @left6121
      @left6121 4 года назад +34

      Than*

    • @clarencehemphill3403
      @clarencehemphill3403 4 года назад +55

      What do you mean what's with all the buzz words

    • @pineapplefrostyfruits9225
      @pineapplefrostyfruits9225 4 года назад +78

      @@clarencehemphill3403 What buzz words?
      ... you mean the actual ... proven acts ... that J.K. Rowling has openly admitted to doing? And become clear when you look at the books?
      Or the fact that she - yknow - openly defends and encourages transphobia and heteronormativity in ... everything? Ever? Im sorry have you s e e n that Mormon bitch's twitter? She's Stephanie Meyer with semi-decent grammar.

    • @clarencehemphill3403
      @clarencehemphill3403 4 года назад +92

      @@pineapplefrostyfruits9225 what was sexist or homophobic about the harry potter books I'm just trying to understand

  • @stephaniebaker1975
    @stephaniebaker1975 4 года назад +7405

    they really had me saying “skank” in elementary school bc i thought it was made up lmao

    • @shortname24
      @shortname24 4 года назад +262

      I thought it was too until Sikowitz used it to describe Jade

    • @oliviav7928
      @oliviav7928 4 года назад +62

      •A_B r o k e_T w e e n a g e r• VICTORIOUS

    • @kittykat5090
      @kittykat5090 4 года назад +27

      _oof_

    • @stevencarenduff2623
      @stevencarenduff2623 4 года назад +12

      O:

    • @jessk.1883
      @jessk.1883 4 года назад +52

      •A_B r o k e_T w e e n a g e r• I thought he called her a gank

  • @nik9032
    @nik9032 2 года назад +1981

    When I was a child, the funniest thing I had ever heard was the "Elder Swear". Now, as a man-child, it is still the funniest thing I have ever heard.

    • @themetalstickman
      @themetalstickman 2 года назад +16

      I couldn’t agree more.

    • @Lapis_and_Lazuli
      @Lapis_and_Lazuli Год назад +13

      The first time I watched this was one my first times on RUclips growing up. I damn near passed out from exhaustion from all the laughter. I can still quote the whole thing after all these years 😂

    • @Olivia-vg8tg
      @Olivia-vg8tg Год назад +1

      So can I and when Harry yelled at snape😂😂

    • @madelinegarber7860
      @madelinegarber7860 Год назад

      Mood.

    • @Realmenhavewings
      @Realmenhavewings 11 месяцев назад +1

      Throwback. 7th-grade me in math class. Wheezing so hard for the whole hour and rewinding the elder swear

  • @jhongamertc28
    @jhongamertc28 7 лет назад +2997

    "I don't even remember 5 minutes ago".....then the Elder Swear

  • @davidmccarthy4206
    @davidmccarthy4206 5 лет назад +3532

    "I can't even remember five minutes ago"
    *Can recite the 45seconds long Elder Swear*

  • @capriskodny9474
    @capriskodny9474 5 лет назад +4592

    “In a castle where no one can hear you scream”
    “Soup”

  • @angryboi595
    @angryboi595 3 года назад +1207

    The way dumbledore is portrayed is so accurate. Harry and friends do something that’s against the rules dumbledore made. Dumbledore gives them 1000 points to gryffindor

  • @user-rp9be6el7h
    @user-rp9be6el7h 6 лет назад +5531

    What Harry would be like if he was raised by James

    • @maris1017
      @maris1017 5 лет назад +209

      "The world may never know"
      I know... I'm terrible

    • @finthechat352
      @finthechat352 5 лет назад +52

      One word THIS

    • @alaynagray131
      @alaynagray131 5 лет назад +128

      And by Sirius

    • @diamoond11
      @diamoond11 5 лет назад +17

      Definitely

    • @DBZguy200
      @DBZguy200 5 лет назад +7

      @@alaynagray131 your sirus

  • @laurenjones8196
    @laurenjones8196 6 лет назад +2957

    *Can't remember 5 minutes ago
    **Remembers a 43-second long swear*

    • @xplodingklingon
      @xplodingklingon 6 лет назад +93

      Madame Jelly *_That is supposedly ancient_*

    • @saltywafflez5133
      @saltywafflez5133 6 лет назад +5

      Hana Song
      Agreed

    • @maxmeowz
      @maxmeowz 6 лет назад +2

      Madame Jelly honesty

    • @randomfrog7974
      @randomfrog7974 6 лет назад +32

      Madame Jelly it's called selective memory lol

    • @humanbeing1313
      @humanbeing1313 6 лет назад +3

      Madame Jelly well that’s it was less than a minute sooooooo itmworks

  • @asziavaldez3891
    @asziavaldez3891 6 лет назад +7888

    Admit it, Puppet Pals were as much as apart of the HP fandom as the actual books/movies

  • @TheDemonsReflection
    @TheDemonsReflection Год назад +1250

    15 years later and I'm still hoping for an uncensored version.

  • @electron4034
    @electron4034 5 лет назад +1992

    Legend has it Dumbledore is still reciting the elder Swear to this day...

  • @emmaismyname8197
    @emmaismyname8197 6 лет назад +3636

    *Despite being the wizard swears episode, it has little to no actual swearing compared to other episodes*

  • @tatertot3911
    @tatertot3911 4 года назад +2391

    “In a castle far away where no one can hear you *beep beep beep* S O U P”

  • @Dusk_Shade
    @Dusk_Shade 3 года назад +611

    "Voldemort's Nipple" is even funnier when you consider that Snape is a Death Eater.

  • @mastervillain941
    @mastervillain941 5 лет назад +2879

    “500,000 points from Gryffindor!”
    “Dragon bogies”
    *everyone turns to stare at Ron*

  • @KoderKat
    @KoderKat 8 лет назад +3935

    I DIED WHEN DUMBLEDORE SCREAMED "SOUP" IN THE ELDER SWEAR OMF

  • @3L3CTR4H34RT
    @3L3CTR4H34RT 4 года назад +3815

    *The fact that the Elder Swear is 40 seconds long makes it even funnier*

    • @maneatingramen7112
      @maneatingramen7112 3 года назад +12

      XD

    • @Salt_Master_Queue
      @Salt_Master_Queue 3 года назад +52

      *laughs in Elder Swear*

    • @Lastclerk3
      @Lastclerk3 3 года назад +117

      It also contains the words Daniel Radcliffe which makes me laugh

    • @dirtydoigler2116
      @dirtydoigler2116 3 года назад +39

      Soup!

    • @gdbeast3486
      @gdbeast3486 3 года назад +16

      The fact that I found a fellow GD player in a freaking Harry Potter puppet video makes it even funnier 😂

  • @persnickety_peahen
    @persnickety_peahen 2 года назад +279

    "floppy-wanded dementor buggerer" hits different as an adult 😂

  • @Leldy22
    @Leldy22 9 лет назад +3430

    "Your mother is a beep beep beep-ing beep Lorem Ipsum beep beep beep beep agminiunvenium beep beep beep beep beep beep tragula- beep beep beep beep beep Hippopotamus beep beep beep beep beep republican beep beep Daniel Radcliffe beep beep beep beep with a bucket of- beep beep beep beep in a castle far away where no one can hear you beep beep beep beep beep beep beep soup- beep beep beep with a bucket of beep beep Mickey Mouse beep beep and a stick of dynamite beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep Magical beep beep beeeeep ALAKAZAM."
    -Dumbledore, 2007

    • @sandrahenriksson6257
      @sandrahenriksson6257 9 лет назад +22

      XDDDDD

    • @michealowusu101
      @michealowusu101 9 лет назад +9

      turtles

    • @kayleehilyer8478
      @kayleehilyer8478 9 лет назад +14

      +Leldy22 WOW

    • @naseemakhter70
      @naseemakhter70 9 лет назад +57

      :O :O :O :O My grandma never lets me say the elder swear! Harry: Time to say this to Neville xD ( Guys I have a question....WHY THE HAIL IS NEVILLE A PATATO?! XD XDX XDXDXD 😂😂😂😂

    • @Leldy22
      @Leldy22 9 лет назад +15

      Naseem Akhter I think he's a squash.

  • @angeldog15
    @angeldog15 4 года назад +2046

    Dumbledore: does an entire Morse code sentence.
    Ron: WoOoOoOow!!!

    • @bemocode5677
      @bemocode5677 3 года назад +1

      What do you mean by Morse code

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 3 года назад +14

      @@bemocode5677 Morse code is a code made up of dots and dashes, and is usually sent and interpreted via sound waves

    • @happyconstructor
      @happyconstructor 3 года назад +2

      I tried to decode it but I don’t think it’s actually morse

    • @angeldog15
      @angeldog15 3 года назад +13

      @@happyconstructor I was poking fun of how the Elder swear was beeped out like the beeps in Morse code. :)

    • @AntarticKzet
      @AntarticKzet 3 года назад +3

      4:58 woOw

  • @Gangstabob716
    @Gangstabob716 9 лет назад +10227

    I'd like to hear the uncensored version of the Elder Swear

  • @aquamarie3117
    @aquamarie3117 2 года назад +142

    I like how Dumbledore actually makes a list of swears and shows the kiddos

  • @challengeaccepted5613
    @challengeaccepted5613 4 года назад +2262

    The most dangerous swear in all of the magic world:
    S O U P

  • @squiddybae906
    @squiddybae906 5 лет назад +1530

    "I mean every word I ever say ever, because I'm. Harry. Potter."
    - Harry Potter, 2007
    "Dobby's sock."
    - Ronald Weasley, 2007

  • @yyyamila
    @yyyamila 6 лет назад +6388

    “Do my ears detect foul mouthingness?”
    “Uh, no Professor Sn-“
    “VOLDEMORTS NIPPLE!”

  • @pspssp47
    @pspssp47 2 года назад +97

    i cannot believe how well these hold up fifteen years later. neil is iconic

  • @esobelisk3110
    @esobelisk3110 5 лет назад +1820

    “Hagrids buttcrack!”


    **Everyone cheers**

    • @nn7303
      @nn7303 5 лет назад +36

      Esti Obel hagwids butcwack

    • @shyextrovert5972
      @shyextrovert5972 5 лет назад +58

      *You SICKEN me.*

    • @sarahallen3250
      @sarahallen3250 5 лет назад +44

      B-But it’s on the list...

    • @shyextrovert5972
      @shyextrovert5972 5 лет назад +38

      @@sarahallen3250 Hagrid is 10 times the man you'll ever be, Neville!

    • @sharkie9975
      @sharkie9975 5 лет назад +29

      Sarah Allen LEAVE HOGWARTS NEVILLE AND NEVER COME BACK!

  • @lovely438
    @lovely438 6 лет назад +428

    Hermione: No Professor Sna...
    Harry: VOLDEMORTS NIPPLE!!!
    Snape: EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @ohanat6-pack351
      @ohanat6-pack351 5 лет назад +1

      Hermione:Harry!

    • @rurhythmn5065
      @rurhythmn5065 5 лет назад +4

      Snape: I REFUSE to have this filth SPEWED in my presence, Mr. Potter. Five hundred tHOUSAND Points from Gryffindor.

    • @ohanat6-pack351
      @ohanat6-pack351 5 лет назад +2

      Ron:dragon bogies
      Harry: everybody run expecto patronads
      Snape:(sigh) rabid rousers

    • @wolfygacha4371
      @wolfygacha4371 5 лет назад

      Rabid rousers

  • @KysonChannell
    @KysonChannell 5 лет назад +3084

    11 year old me watching this video: this is PG-13? *I'm such a rebel*
    (edit) Thanks for all the likes guys! Though I never thought I'd get flexed on by so many 10 year olds 😂

    • @DarkHoundStudio
      @DarkHoundStudio 5 лет назад +12

      Kyson Channell I’m 12

    • @KysonChannell
      @KysonChannell 5 лет назад +51

      The difference here is that I was 11 when it came out. I'm 22 now 😂😂

    • @elisapianoo
      @elisapianoo 5 лет назад +4

      I'm 11

    • @camic7324
      @camic7324 5 лет назад +5

      @@KysonChannell This actually came out way earlier than 2007. This came out in 03 when I was 11.

    • @KysonChannell
      @KysonChannell 5 лет назад +6

      @@camic7324 '03? Dang I was 7 then. I think the first time I watched it was when I was 11

  • @theatticaddict
    @theatticaddict 2 года назад +90

    I came back to this after a while, and the Elder Swear STILL made me laugh like it did when I first saw it.

    • @SteampunkClaws8341
      @SteampunkClaws8341 2 года назад +2

      Same, it's been ages since I've seen this. That swear made me laugh just as hard as when I heard it the first time

  • @jennyisapokemontrainer2551
    @jennyisapokemontrainer2551 6 лет назад +829

    Snape: "You're the one who banned the words in the first place!"
    Dumbledore: "I don't even remember five minutes ago!"
    *Teaches elder swear*

  • @macewindu7658
    @macewindu7658 6 лет назад +624

    Can’t remember 5 mins ago but remembers a a remembers a swear from 1890

    • @loreleimarie105
      @loreleimarie105 5 лет назад +5

      dude the first book took place in 1981.... the swear wouldn't be ancient then

    • @hickorymccay2994
      @hickorymccay2994 5 лет назад +6

      @@loreleimarie105 No, 1991.

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 5 лет назад +3

      @@loreleimarie105 hell yeah it would be also it takes place in 1991

    • @loreleimarie105
      @loreleimarie105 5 лет назад +1

      green of tree black of blue yeah I was typing fast and it just ocurred to me. Sorry lol

    • @eonsinfinity534
      @eonsinfinity534 5 лет назад +3

      .....you do remember the whole thing was about how old he is... he is over 100 years old. 1990- 100 years=1890 ish. Simple really.

  • @MnMsandOreos
    @MnMsandOreos 6 лет назад +847

    My favourite bit is in the middle of the elder swear he just says “soup”

  • @benellis9210
    @benellis9210 Год назад +34

    I love how they sayed "yayyyyyyyyy"when the potato left.

  • @jillianb1744
    @jillianb1744 5 лет назад +1452

    Puppet pal Neville always makes me laugh. His voice and the fact that he's a squash

    • @lifethroughcoraslenses36
      @lifethroughcoraslenses36 4 года назад +9

      Yeah, me too.

    • @itsyourgirlwaluigi445
      @itsyourgirlwaluigi445 4 года назад +6

      My brother says Neville looks like a butt plug..so Neville Buttplug

    • @removed857
      @removed857 4 года назад +11

      Really? I always thought he was a potato or something...

    • @jeremysams9761
      @jeremysams9761 4 года назад +3

      Alyvia Reagan same lol , looks a bit small for a squash

    • @hardlykatie9646
      @hardlykatie9646 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, Nevile looks better in the films😂😂😂😂

  • @222_ev3
    @222_ev3 5 лет назад +555

    The words in the elder swear killed me.
    Daniel Radcliffe
    Hippopotamus
    Mickey Mouse?

    • @ooooo2680
      @ooooo2680 5 лет назад +24

      In a castle far away where no one can hear you!

    • @Ζωή-σ7η
      @Ζωή-σ7η 5 лет назад +30

      Republican 💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @katarinarose3379
      @katarinarose3379 4 года назад +22

      Soup!
      With a bucket of Mickey mouse and a stick of dynamite

    • @darahmandon1800
      @darahmandon1800 4 года назад +12

      Don’t forget republican

    • @counttheclock3318
      @counttheclock3318 4 года назад +8

      ALAKAZAM-

  • @lyss3842
    @lyss3842 7 лет назад +804

    snape: *clears throat* do my ears detect foul mouthidness?
    hermione: oh, no profess-
    harry: VOLDEMORTS NIPPLE

  • @joshuafoote5144
    @joshuafoote5144 3 года назад +78

    5:13 Neville’s going to be sharing space with his mother in the asylum after hearing that.

  • @espressopatronum1271
    @espressopatronum1271 4 года назад +1048

    “I mean every word I ever say ever, because I’m. Harry. Potter.”
    *thunderclap*
    LMFAO I LOVE THAT

    • @devincanty4831
      @devincanty4831 3 года назад +12

      That's always been my favorite part 🤣

    • @theatticaddict
      @theatticaddict 2 года назад +15

      “I’m telling pwofessa dumbledoa”

    • @Cheese_McCheeseMan
      @Cheese_McCheeseMan Год назад +1

      Me and my friends use it as an inside joke all the time. The best part is this one friend never watched this video so they just get confused

    • @TrueInvisible
      @TrueInvisible Год назад

      still a thousand times better than "because i'm butt man"

    • @satan1936
      @satan1936 Год назад

      me too!

  • @cathxjest8981
    @cathxjest8981 5 лет назад +1982

    Harry: you floppy wanted dementor boggerer
    Everyone:
    Everyone:
    Everyone:
    Ron: dobbys sock

    • @MB-zi4bg
      @MB-zi4bg 4 года назад +31

      *floppy wanded

    • @CodingWithBen
      @CodingWithBen 4 года назад +1

      M B bro. Just why

    • @Jamesharveycomics
      @Jamesharveycomics 4 года назад +9

      *buggerer

    • @foxtron1276
      @foxtron1276 4 года назад +2

      I have literally just subscribed to your channel because I have just been seeing your comments everywhere and have liked so many!

  • @0116x
    @0116x 8 лет назад +1354

    "i mean every word i ever say ever because i'm HARRY POTTER" *thunder rumbles*

    • @Monkeysinger24
      @Monkeysinger24 7 лет назад +15

      Just because you're a famous wizard doesn't mean... ok it does mean that.

    • @Reckno64
      @Reckno64 7 лет назад +25

      *Boyish attitude*

    • @davidspyra7834
      @davidspyra7834 7 лет назад +2

      a human I

    • @Christian-rq5qq
      @Christian-rq5qq 7 лет назад +11

      a human
      Dumbledore: do you promise to never repeat it
      Harry: we promise
      So much for meaning every word

    • @DreemurrB0i02
      @DreemurrB0i02 7 лет назад +2

      YOU'RE SUCH A BOOM HEAD!

  • @dirtydoigler2116
    @dirtydoigler2116 3 года назад +38

    13 years later and I'm still dying of laughter.

  • @chef_cooke3418
    @chef_cooke3418 4 года назад +899

    George Bush was president when this came out I feel old now

    • @AndresJ80
      @AndresJ80 4 года назад +12

      George Walker Bush was president wen I wuz born, and then Barack Hussein Obama Junior got elected a year later.

    • @jennyneedsmeds
      @jennyneedsmeds 4 года назад +18

      @@AndresJ80 U R A CHILD

    • @starstruckrainshookred4173
      @starstruckrainshookred4173 4 года назад +8

      I was two months old when this video was published...

    • @shronkler1994
      @shronkler1994 4 года назад +1

      wait what

    • @starstruckrainshookred4173
      @starstruckrainshookred4173 4 года назад +6

      @@shronkler1994
      I
      Was
      Two
      Months
      Old
      When
      This
      Was
      PUBLISHED

  • @emilyjoy5378
    @emilyjoy5378 7 лет назад +1520

    "WELL YOUR GRANDMA IS A BLAST ENDED SKANK."
    *ok but me too*

  • @maiatongue9075
    @maiatongue9075 5 лет назад +1499

    My mum:
    Clean your room
    Me:
    I refuse to have this filth spewed in my presence

  • @hayleynoellebroders8247
    @hayleynoellebroders8247 3 года назад +28

    I'm jealous of anyone discovering this masterpiece nowadays. More then a decade passed so fast...

  • @samyavila3541
    @samyavila3541 7 лет назад +407

    Hermione- Swish and flicker that's my favorite
    Snape- *clears throat* Do my ears detect foul mouthedness?
    Hermione- Uh no proffe-
    Harry- VOLDEMORTS NIPPLE
    LMAOOO IM DYING

  • @kristaeliot810
    @kristaeliot810 4 года назад +2077

    I remember watching this when I was twelve and having a moral dilemma about the pg13 rating. I kept starting it and stopping it because I thought somehow the internet would know and I would get in trouble. Eventually I went on a private page, watched it, and told no one. 😂

    • @kiraisamess
      @kiraisamess 4 года назад +15

      Amaya Takahashi you shouldn’t even have a youtube account

    • @loveluna6640
      @loveluna6640 4 года назад +11

      😂😂 I was 10

    • @Hirundo-demersalis
      @Hirundo-demersalis 4 года назад +47

      That’s nothing, when I watched it for the first time as a kid I closed the video when he started saying the Elder Swear

    • @kuwabarastarr
      @kuwabarastarr 4 года назад +2

      Me @ 10 years old 😂

    • @vojtechrandus4077
      @vojtechrandus4077 4 года назад +1

      I'm eleven And i watched it first time when i had eight😂

  • @livi__little1716
    @livi__little1716 6 лет назад +504

    Harry: Hagrid is 10x the man you'll ever be Neville
    Me: but he's only half man

    • @alta5205
      @alta5205 5 лет назад +17

      OliWally Vlogs still makes him 5 times the man Neville was

    • @louietrujillo829
      @louietrujillo829 5 лет назад

      OliWally Vlogs ikr

    • @830ttime
      @830ttime 5 лет назад

      Exactly

    • @norman5288
      @norman5288 5 лет назад +6

      So Neville is one-twentieth of a man.

    • @rr-my3yr
      @rr-my3yr 5 лет назад

      exactly

  • @-yasmin-9312
    @-yasmin-9312 4 года назад +68

    Me, rewatching this years later and wondering why I never questioned why Nevile is a squash: 👁️👄👁️

  • @name.surname.9707
    @name.surname.9707 6 лет назад +506

    Dumbledore, you're obscenely old, right?
    WHY YES!

    • @RandomHuman91
      @RandomHuman91 6 лет назад +2

      name surname yh he is flipping over 100 years old

    • @Jc-587
      @Jc-587 5 лет назад +2

      Joehd 115 Years old more or less 😂😂😂

  • @nakeisha
    @nakeisha 7 лет назад +414

    "I don't even remember 5 minutes ago" me trying to remember everything I learn at school

  • @greenagaban4856
    @greenagaban4856 6 лет назад +1215

    This was the golden age of RUclips. Just raw creativity rewarded with monetization. Shocking that today this would be demonetized!

    • @Rocketyy
      @Rocketyy 6 лет назад +29

      Said it straight and clear lad. Took the words right out my mouth

    • @imnotacat3798
      @imnotacat3798 6 лет назад +15

      Why would this be demonitized? It’s just puppets

    • @Ryeven
      @Ryeven 6 лет назад +3

      @@imnotacat3798 harry potter, possibly?

    • @chaoticcanine
      @chaoticcanine 6 лет назад +16

      @@imnotacat3798Unfortunately, it would be demonitized due to youtube's stance on swearing.

    • @marissaleyanne4246
      @marissaleyanne4246 6 лет назад +2

      What does demonetuzed mean

  • @spooncollection
    @spooncollection 3 года назад +16

    this was posted 13 years ago... so ppl who were born when this was posted can finally watch it

  • @marissadougherty5977
    @marissadougherty5977 7 лет назад +378

    When Dumbledore yelled *"MICKEY MOUSE"* in the Elder Swear I died. XD

    • @Alex-rv6sq
      @Alex-rv6sq 7 лет назад +2

      Cakey Sugar same then I pulled a voldemort and over again 200000000000 times then I survived

    • @ginniekinz5401
      @ginniekinz5401 7 лет назад +7

      “In A castle far away, where no one can hear you...”

    • @loganeisenman9527
      @loganeisenman9527 7 лет назад

      Cakey Sugar i9

    • @keeanna762
      @keeanna762 7 лет назад +1

      Also "alacazam"

    • @1naddie
      @1naddie 7 лет назад

      IKR

  • @nandoskitty1723
    @nandoskitty1723 5 лет назад +1464

    0:01 _"This episode is rated PG-13 for language and_
    *_b O y I S h A T t i T U d E_*

  • @midnightsolitaire6337
    @midnightsolitaire6337 6 лет назад +585

    My favorite part Dumbledore: now you know you must never repeat it to anyone. Harry: we promise sir. Harry and his friends: *says the whole entire swear*

    • @SlickNickVids
      @SlickNickVids 6 лет назад +15

      Caroline Salapare What’s even funnier is that they could memorize the whole thing.

    • @398LTXE
      @398LTXE 6 лет назад +2

      SlickNickVids IKR! 😂

    • @Gena71ful
      @Gena71ful 6 лет назад +1

      Dutch Cheese/EdamLi
      Harry promised

    • @398LTXE
      @398LTXE 6 лет назад +1

      Alma Harris he broke the promise!

    • @398LTXE
      @398LTXE 6 лет назад +1

      Dumbledore should have made them do an unbreakable vow

  • @bexley8479
    @bexley8479 4 года назад +72

    You're telling me that this is the same man who wrote spirit phone??? Character development.

  • @wonderfulwookiee6443
    @wonderfulwookiee6443 5 лет назад +392

    "Dumbledore, you're obscenely old, right?"
    "Why, yes."
    My favorite part!!!

  • @sv9157
    @sv9157 4 года назад +810

    After this video I always answer the phone saying:
    “Dark lord Voldemort speaking?”

    • @lynneprewitt5310
      @lynneprewitt5310 4 года назад +3

      Same

    • @loganhedger3460
      @loganhedger3460 4 года назад +25

      LEPRECHAUN TAINT

    • @sv9157
      @sv9157 4 года назад +16

      @loganHedger
      **gasp** I’m calling umbridge
      >:3

    • @tolerateitbridge
      @tolerateitbridge 4 года назад +4

      I'm dying 😭

    • @greeneyes9866
      @greeneyes9866 4 года назад +7

      I am now going to do so lol. And since the only people that call me are scams about my "credit cards" that i dont own or car warranty bs i will also be calling them leprechaun taints xD

  • @kingsin8362
    @kingsin8362 8 лет назад +342

    *"hagrid is ten times the man youll ever be!"* 😂😂😂 quite literally seeing how huge he is

    • @shawnyboi3756
      @shawnyboi3756 8 лет назад +7

      The person that played Neville is actually really buff now adays

    • @mothwizard3095
      @mothwizard3095 8 лет назад +1

      Sincere Samuels HOW DID I JUST REALIZE THIS?!?!?!

    • @framneck28
      @framneck28 8 лет назад +3

      Republican

    • @_nochi_
      @_nochi_ 8 лет назад +8

      THATS WHAT SHE SAID XD
      jkjk

    • @emmanuelhernandez5872
      @emmanuelhernandez5872 8 лет назад +3

      Green Sparrow xd

  • @TechnoTejay
    @TechnoTejay Год назад +15

    15 years later and the elder swear still gets a laugh out of me. I just love that things like soup are randomly mentioned and all the context is bleeped out.

  • @lilygrace3517
    @lilygrace3517 7 лет назад +515

    did anyone die laughing when harry said:EXPECTO PATRONADS

    • @arcticsden9510
      @arcticsden9510 7 лет назад +5

      cutelittlewolf40 AJ I died of laughter, pulled a voldemort and came back to life, then I died laughing again😂😂😂

    • @taylorpotter1095
      @taylorpotter1095 7 лет назад +8

      You mean it's not EXPECTO PATRONASS?

    • @jessicaemery3934
      @jessicaemery3934 7 лет назад +1

      Emily -Jayne Oh Voldemort's Nipple I hadn't realised 😂

    • @03rayann
      @03rayann 7 лет назад

      I completely died when he said that

    • @halebabes9516
      @halebabes9516 7 лет назад +2

      LMFAOO I heard expecto patronuts😂

  • @maryeidem3149
    @maryeidem3149 5 лет назад +322

    This whole thing is about Neville being peer pressured into cussing

  • @boring1083
    @boring1083 6 лет назад +1111

    500,000 points from Gryffindor

    • @gravestonez
      @gravestonez 6 лет назад +6

      Its called garbage can, not garbage cannot Cauldron bum

    • @zomb__pom
      @zomb__pom 6 лет назад +8

      VOLDAMORTS NIPPLE, SWISH AND FLICKER!!!

    • @LiveNiceness14
      @LiveNiceness14 6 лет назад +6

      It’s funny because it’s not possible to not lose so many points lol

    • @severussnape2475
      @severussnape2475 6 лет назад +1

      Its called garbage can, not garbage cannot ha

    • @TamageKell
      @TamageKell 6 лет назад +1

      Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

  • @Arandomperson12309
    @Arandomperson12309 2 месяца назад +4

    I don't care how old you are, you are never too old to watch this

  • @Purplestraw
    @Purplestraw 8 лет назад +393

    These videos were just as much of my childhood as the actual Harry Potter. Who else agrees.

  • @JohnnyBird-by3cu
    @JohnnyBird-by3cu 4 года назад +377

    I think Neville is only a squash because they were like "ok we want Neville in the skit, but we don't want to make another puppet, and he kind of looks like a squash anyway."

  • @theaverageeverydayperson9204
    @theaverageeverydayperson9204 4 года назад +540

    Snape casually having a seizure while he lectures the children is great

  • @lukemckenzie0121
    @lukemckenzie0121 4 года назад +36

    I can’t believe this was NEIL the WHOLE TIME

    • @fleshpies
      @fleshpies 4 года назад +7

      The fact that this is LEMON DEMON is hilarious

    • @toxendon
      @toxendon 11 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@fleshpies Wait.. this guy created this AND the ultimate showdown?

  • @sarakhalfey8095
    @sarakhalfey8095 7 лет назад +684

    Fun fact:
    The cast of Harry Potter enjoyed these so much that they wanted to voice the puppet pals themselves

  • @kylebowes4294
    @kylebowes4294 4 года назад +244

    I love how Voldemort answers the phone with "Dark Lord Voldemort speaking" with a permanent smile on his face hahaha

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 3 года назад +6

      If someone I don't know calls me, I'll probably reply with that mainly because it's funny and unexpected ;v;

  • @nikobaston8089
    @nikobaston8089 7 лет назад +188

    So the Elder Swear is a mix of english and morse code? Such a profound way to insult someone!

  • @nuleaves
    @nuleaves Год назад +5

    "Swish and Flicker; that's my favorite." and the gang like pressure " Are you a griffyndor or not, Neville?" lmao

  • @hayitsk2713
    @hayitsk2713 7 лет назад +97

    "I mean every word ever say ever, because I am Harry Potter. "
    This is the best video EVER.

  • @imogendavies4695
    @imogendavies4695 6 лет назад +468

    My favourite bit of the elder swear is he says daniel radcliffe for some reason

  • @shangtine
    @shangtine 5 лет назад +1351

    OMG WHEN DUMBLEDORE SCREAMED “REPUBLICAN” IN THE ELDER SWEARS I DIED OF LAUGHTER
    Edit: holy shit thx for the likes

    • @jungkooksthighs5132
      @jungkooksthighs5132 4 года назад +41

      it’s was the daniel radcliffe that got me

    • @LordKrhiyos
      @LordKrhiyos 4 года назад +18

      It’s a reference to Daniel Radcliffe being a republican in the sense that he favors overthrowing Queen Elizabeth

    • @tomtik101
      @tomtik101 4 года назад +12

      For me, it was
      *Lorem Ipsum*

    • @rainingclaw2917
      @rainingclaw2917 4 года назад +1

      OML

    • @Blaetter
      @Blaetter 4 года назад +1

      Soup! XD

  • @DavidTretheweydtreth
    @DavidTretheweydtreth 3 месяца назад +2

    The fact that "lorem ipsum" is unbleeped always is the thing that gets me to die

  • @fluffycornz9859
    @fluffycornz9859 6 лет назад +603

    D O B B Y S S O C K

  • @gh0stycos
    @gh0stycos 6 лет назад +497

    Soup? Republican? Daniel Radcliffe?
    I wanna know what’s behind those bleeps...

  • @Patrick-ll7tx
    @Patrick-ll7tx 5 лет назад +694

    “ *now you must never repeat it to anyone* ”
    “We won’t sir.”
    5 seconds later ((repeats elder swear to nevil longbottom))
    Also
    “Every body run...”
    ...
    ...
    ...
    “ *EXPECTO PATRONAMS* “

    • @wolfygacha4371
      @wolfygacha4371 5 лет назад +2

      Rabid rowsers

    • @0807jacob
      @0807jacob 5 лет назад +2

      How would they know that in 50 seconds?

    • @TheKilopoo
      @TheKilopoo 5 лет назад +14

      Patrick Expecto Patro-nads
      Like gonads
      And “rabble-rousers”
      That one’s just a real term

    • @noahfradelos4648
      @noahfradelos4648 5 лет назад +2

      We have the same profile picture
      Oh unicorn turds

    • @tammyking4567
      @tammyking4567 5 лет назад +4

      It's expectopatroNADS 😂

  • @nathannickel3375
    @nathannickel3375 2 года назад +17

    No matter how many times I’ve seen this video the elder swear still makes me laugh more than I should 🤣

  • @charlieweasley2534
    @charlieweasley2534 4 года назад +402

    “Muggle f*cking troll sh*t” is my favourite.

  • @siri5186
    @siri5186 7 лет назад +3951

    Harry Potter is such a [insert wizard swear] in this episode

  • @mollyh.4697
    @mollyh.4697 9 лет назад +1403

    When he said "Voldemort's Nipple!" I started laughing and couldn't stop!!😂😂😂

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 9 лет назад +13

      Neville saying "Hagrid's butt crack" did it for me.😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MCDragonMasterX
      @MCDragonMasterX 9 лет назад +3

      I died at everything they said 😂😂😂

    • @FelicianoCookie
      @FelicianoCookie 9 лет назад +2

      Molly Howard Mine was "leprechaun taint" XD

    • @soniccyno
      @soniccyno 9 лет назад

      MCDragonMaster X lol same

    • @yacobatze9934
      @yacobatze9934 9 лет назад

      Jason Dyrkacz Samme Jason

  • @anthonyjamesvasquez
    @anthonyjamesvasquez 8 месяцев назад +7

    "You floppy-wanded Dementor boggerer!"
    ...
    "Dobby's sock."

  • @Gachastarlight-nr9ld
    @Gachastarlight-nr9ld 6 лет назад +182

    Nelville: H-hagrids b-b-buttcrack Harry hermione and Ron: YAYY

    • @cerippopy
      @cerippopy 5 лет назад +6

      hagweds buttcwak...

    • @agnes6276
      @agnes6276 5 лет назад

      @@saidandavate3950 He ain't wrong tho 🤷‍♀️

  • @sourwitch2340
    @sourwitch2340 4 года назад +719

    Daniel Radcliffe is part of the 'elder swear' that existed long before Harry Potter was at Hogwarts?

  • @thepajamacat
    @thepajamacat 6 лет назад +318

    Dumbledore: **begins swearing**
    Everyone: oh okay then

    • @luigimss_
      @luigimss_ 6 лет назад +3

      AND A STICK OF DYNAMITE S###

    • @bajula4444
      @bajula4444 6 лет назад +1

      ALAKAZAM!!

    • @koolmonkey1876
      @koolmonkey1876 6 лет назад +1

      Honestly replace ‘Dumbledore’ with teacher and its acurate XD

  • @CrypticLuna
    @CrypticLuna 3 года назад +13

    "He doesn't mean it Neville he's just saying some wizard swears"
    "I mean every word I ever say because I'm Harry Potter."

  • @aescfrn
    @aescfrn 5 лет назад +133

    Dumbledore: "Back to your skulking"
    Snape: sinks through the floor

  • @anniplenge1200
    @anniplenge1200 7 лет назад +776

    Neville: “This is against the rules”
    Subtitles Neville: “This is like Star Wars”

    • @kennedychibamba7358
      @kennedychibamba7358 7 лет назад

      Anni Shae lol 50th like

    • @send2yam
      @send2yam 6 лет назад +7

      It said "This is like on Star Wars" for me

    • @stuff3173
      @stuff3173 6 лет назад

      Anni Shae execute order 66 eliminate all wizards

    • @aburcram1079
      @aburcram1079 6 лет назад

      Yeah😂

    • @strawberry8958
      @strawberry8958 6 лет назад

      For me its " THIS is on like Starwars"

  • @mammonenthusiast
    @mammonenthusiast 6 лет назад +173

    Harry: “Hagrid is ten times the man you’ll ever be, Neville.”
    Captions: “Lizard is ten times the man you’ll ever be, Nevel.”

  • @darkraen2458
    @darkraen2458 Год назад +8

    Voldemorts nipple and haggrads butt crack had me dieing

  • @name.surname.9707
    @name.surname.9707 6 лет назад +1165

    Why is dumbledore naked half the time

  • @Ben-io8ve
    @Ben-io8ve 7 лет назад +173

    Hagrids Buttquack... Best swear of all time

    • @dolcie834
      @dolcie834 7 лет назад +1

      Archonix hagrid is ten times the man you will ever be,leave hogwarts Archonix and never return 😂😂😂😂

  • @sabrina-zv1th
    @sabrina-zv1th 4 года назад +175

    *"i mean every word i say ever because im HARRY POTTER"*
    *Neville: i'm twelling dwumbledwore*

  • @creanshaw123
    @creanshaw123 3 года назад +7

    This was one the first videos I ever saw on RUclips when it was ne.w. 13 years later I'm still loving it and will be using "Blastended skank"