Potter Puppet Pals: Snape's Diary

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  • Опубликовано: 18 дек 2024

Комментарии • 21 тыс.

  • @sn0rt1ng_p1x1.st1x
    @sn0rt1ng_p1x1.st1x 5 лет назад +5968

    "One devoured the other and then died of loneliness. I felt envy."
    -Puppet Snape

  • @linsalata1193
    @linsalata1193 6 лет назад +1945

    "So do I, orange one. So do I.."
    -Snape ( he who shall be missed )

    • @patriciacuevas8024
      @patriciacuevas8024 6 лет назад +3

      Dynamite_kitkat why I’m I so sad

    • @pot_noodle
      @pot_noodle 6 лет назад +8

      But I'm here!!!!

    • @patriciacuevas8024
      @patriciacuevas8024 6 лет назад +5

      Severus Snape oh hey snape wait... HOW ARE YOU ALIVE!!!!
      I’m joking

    • @pot_noodle
      @pot_noodle 6 лет назад +6

      Nerys Patricia Cuevas Montero
      I'd foreseen the event and made a potion that would allow to survive that bloody snake's bite.

    • @patriciacuevas8024
      @patriciacuevas8024 6 лет назад +6

      Severus Snape ok that makes sense after all you are a potions teacher

  • @XxSkyeWolfxX
    @XxSkyeWolfxX 4 года назад +1539

    Lets just face it.... this harry was obviously raised by Sirius.

    • @brycebacon6204
      @brycebacon6204 3 года назад +109

      He did knock snape unconscious

    • @WithADashOfPazazz
      @WithADashOfPazazz 3 года назад +76

      @@brycebacon6204 interestingly enough, in the book where he was first introduced to sirius 😂

    • @inekkosta9868
      @inekkosta9868 10 месяцев назад +4

      It is ObSvIoUsLy

  • @miastinks_
    @miastinks_ 5 лет назад +4266

    “Later he and his *orange friend* repeated the violence” i _CACKLED_

    • @rubyferrari8566
      @rubyferrari8566 4 года назад +73

      until i lost consiousness
      sry cant spell
      XD

    • @magicpigeon_
      @magicpigeon_ 4 года назад +23

      Violent act*

    • @samyu6043
      @samyu6043 4 года назад +5

      Reminder of how many likes u got

    • @Nezuko-cr6vg
      @Nezuko-cr6vg 4 года назад +1

      Hehehe

    • @ThreeScoundrelsComedy
      @ThreeScoundrelsComedy 3 года назад

      @@rubyferrari8566 THIS WILL ALWAYS BE A CLASSIC. Check out our Henry Porter & The Ghostly Hallows Sketch! Henry Porter is Harry Potter's brother you never knew about...
      ruclips.net/video/adx_OXxnnYQ/видео.html

  • @dreaye7535
    @dreaye7535 5 лет назад +5975

    Button oh button
    Oh where have thou fled
    Did thee tarry too long
    Amongst fabric and thread
    Did thee roll off my bosom
    And cease to exist
    How I wish I could follow thee
    Into the mist.
    So beautiful, I cried

    • @piatarapana
      @piatarapana 5 лет назад +45

      I was gonna like this post...
      but then I found it best if I didn't...
      (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

    • @stevencarenduff2623
      @stevencarenduff2623 5 лет назад +70

      So do I orange one so do I

    • @nighttimeserenity2447
      @nighttimeserenity2447 5 лет назад +83

      Well, Snape was always a wonderful poet...
      ;p

    • @novaneskin
      @novaneskin 5 лет назад +34

      **E X T R E M E C R I**

    • @Junoinwonderland
      @Junoinwonderland 5 лет назад +94

      "I hope you find your button Snape"
      "Me too orange one, me too"

  • @hopeflowerfantasies9654
    @hopeflowerfantasies9654 6 лет назад +2232

    “Today I ate oatmeal, it was flavorless and watery. I thought of my mother, I cried.”

  • @bridgetchepita2802
    @bridgetchepita2802 6 лет назад +2597

    Just picture Snape playing golf with Lucius Malfoy.😅

    • @cookingwiththecomrades5576
      @cookingwiththecomrades5576 5 лет назад +30

      Dah! Wrong image!

    • @silverssorrow
      @silverssorrow 5 лет назад +84

      **starts to picture Lucius Malfoy teaching Snape golf**

    • @countrybadsaladman2226
      @countrybadsaladman2226 5 лет назад +20

      Omg I thought he said 'goth'
      Strangely it fits

    • @nighttimeserenity2447
      @nighttimeserenity2447 5 лет назад +22

      Wouldn't they be having Tea xD ?!
      Sitting so nicely, acting like a proper british person.. Not using magic...
      Dressed all fancy...
      * *Snorts* *
      *I-IMAGINE THEM IN THE FANCY OLD-TIME CLOTHES FROM YEARS INTO THE PAST... ALL PRETTIED UP WITH MAKEUP AND STYLE... HAVING TEA!!! I CAN'T IMAGINATE...*

    • @thisisCourtney
      @thisisCourtney 5 лет назад +3

      Whaaaat? I always thought he said GOTH.

  • @blueraspberrycat1283
    @blueraspberrycat1283 5 лет назад +3354

    "... Halfway through, Argus Filch showed up and bragged about his many affairs with Hogsmead barmaids. Then he told me I smelled of broccoli, and left without wishing me a happy birthday. I thought of my father..... I cried."
    What a rollercoaster that entry was

  • @benji-to4mg
    @benji-to4mg 6 лет назад +3135

    “Give me five!”
    “You already stole all my money”
    Perfect

  • @dawn_7468
    @dawn_7468 6 лет назад +774

    “Today, while in the bathtub-“
    “eww!”
    I think that’s my favorite part

  • @PeterParker-cz8mq
    @PeterParker-cz8mq 8 лет назад +4330

    "He promptly vomited a glittering rainbow of foul waste." Snape just predicted snapchat filters.

    • @maxdurk4624
      @maxdurk4624 8 лет назад +78

      Or maybe they got it from Snape? *DUN DUN DUUUUNNNN!!!!*

    • @amandasong5317
      @amandasong5317 8 лет назад +113

      +Max Durk snapechat

    • @agrammarnazi9488
      @agrammarnazi9488 8 лет назад +6

      Peter Parker yep. This is true people.

    • @lpsstar8244
      @lpsstar8244 7 лет назад +7

      ABIGAIL CARUNGAY They should make that in honor of him.. :, ( R.I.P Alan (Snape's actor)

    • @Garlicsvids
      @Garlicsvids 7 лет назад +4

      I have a friend who I dared to eat glitter

  • @libbymiles5430
    @libbymiles5430 5 лет назад +6683

    “I asked her to dance, she asked me to die.”
    *mood*

  • @mermaidannika9257
    @mermaidannika9257 8 лет назад +1725

    i died laughing when snape called ron 'orange one'

  • @talosisoursavior4015
    @talosisoursavior4015 6 лет назад +2768

    "I know a thing or two about books and that's a book!"

  • @LadyMythos315
    @LadyMythos315 5 лет назад +1878

    0:18
    Ron: Is it a young adult vampires romance novel
    *harry sends Ron to the corner of shame*

    • @ginniekinz5401
      @ginniekinz5401 5 лет назад +13

      Melani Potvin haha I never looked at that part like that, but it’s true 😁

    • @gacha_floss7703
      @gacha_floss7703 5 лет назад +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @soyboy6953
      @soyboy6953 4 года назад +4

      Melani Potvin 😂

    • @fnw100
      @fnw100 4 года назад +21

      Best part. Twilight sucks.

    • @LadyMythos315
      @LadyMythos315 4 года назад +5

      @@fnw100 it dose

  • @flavorousearthworm3651
    @flavorousearthworm3651 5 лет назад +1180

    *"Look Harry, I see your name!"*
    oh you're good at reading hermione

    • @rubyferrari8566
      @rubyferrari8566 4 года назад +6

      WHAT WHERE!

    • @sausageassassinn
      @sausageassassinn 4 года назад +3

      XD

    • @EM-wx8xl
      @EM-wx8xl 4 года назад +7

      Too bad she can’t draw

    • @wokeupnew
      @wokeupnew 4 года назад +8

      @@EM-wx8xl
      HERMIONE CANT DRAW
      HERMIONE CANT DRAW
      HERMIONE CANNOT DRAWWW

    • @weezybean9323
      @weezybean9323 3 года назад +4

      @@wokeupnew SHE ONLY READS BOOKS AND SHE CANNOT DRAW EVEN IF SHES READING A HOW TO DRAW BOOK

  • @exhonoir2411
    @exhonoir2411 6 лет назад +3346

    “i asked her to dance. she asked me to die.”

    • @wolfie_700
      @wolfie_700 5 лет назад +30

      Lmao

    • @wolfie_700
      @wolfie_700 5 лет назад +208

      "My mom was awesome!"

    • @novaneskin
      @novaneskin 5 лет назад +29

      Me every time I freaking asked for boys to freaking- OW!! I freaking dropped my tablet on my forehead and now it hurts

    • @cheese7432
      @cheese7432 5 лет назад +24

      any females response when my older brother asks them to date him

    • @lordtachanka903
      @lordtachanka903 5 лет назад +2

      Exho Noir me in high school

  • @lydia3690
    @lydia3690 6 лет назад +651

    '''give me the five!''
    'You already took my money, Harry!''
    ''ugh nevermind...''

  • @itsnicole11
    @itsnicole11 5 лет назад +1513

    “I know a thing or two about books, and that’s a book” - Hermione Granger 2009

    • @dizzifulclown_
      @dizzifulclown_ 4 года назад +8

      damn bro that's deep

    • @charnightt
      @charnightt 4 года назад +30

      She learned about that in Hogwarts a History

  • @shroomishsupremacy
    @shroomishsupremacy 5 лет назад +739

    *_"So do I, orange one, so do I..."_*

    • @philothemell
      @philothemell 4 года назад +16

      so deep

    • @seniorvoltaic3212
      @seniorvoltaic3212 3 года назад +17

      I like buttons!

    • @finneas_soss
      @finneas_soss 3 года назад +6

      @@seniorvoltaic3212 darn i was gonna write the but you got to it first. Respect 100

    • @TOGI19
      @TOGI19 3 года назад +2

      😢

  • @raspberrybear4333
    @raspberrybear4333 6 лет назад +5516

    Is it a young adult vampire novel?
    *10 seconds later*
    *ron in the corner*

    • @laibarehman8005
      @laibarehman8005 5 лет назад +158

      naughty corner ron!

    • @swiftlyaswiftie
      @swiftlyaswiftie 5 лет назад +18

      XD

    • @swiftlyaswiftie
      @swiftlyaswiftie 5 лет назад +46

      Twilight sucks though almost as much as Hufflepuff like the only reason why it’s a house is to put all the annoying people no one wants in a house I told my friend that before he asked me what house he was in and I said Hufflepuff he looked so dumbfounded

    • @boofheadthedog4720
      @boofheadthedog4720 5 лет назад +16

      Hes been a bad boy!

    • @screwtapee
      @screwtapee 5 лет назад +29

      @@swiftlyaswiftie i wanna go in hufflepuff :(

  • @jayelle1258
    @jayelle1258 6 лет назад +657

    I....am....S----
    That was a good try Ron.

  • @genie107
    @genie107 6 лет назад +2427

    Why is dumbledore always naked in these videos

  • @username5341
    @username5341 5 лет назад +682

    "I remember that Ron, give me five!"
    "You already took all my money Harry"
    "Never mind..."
    Me *Dies of laughter*

  • @maxies4090
    @maxies4090 7 лет назад +336

    0:28 Ron's getting a time out for mentioning Twilight 😂

    • @peachtea7269
      @peachtea7269 6 лет назад +3

      Maxie S **gives timeout** NEVER MENTION TWILIGHT! **takes five dollars**

  • @darronstepp9937
    @darronstepp9937 6 лет назад +2858

    That potter boy showed me his middle finger
    Tonight I prayed for the first time in 20 years I prayed for the end

    • @f.h888
      @f.h888 5 лет назад +28

      Wow, I read that just when it came on. 😅

    • @novaneskin
      @novaneskin 5 лет назад +6

      Okay where have I seen you before

    • @novaneskin
      @novaneskin 5 лет назад +5

      I know I've seen you before but where

    • @persononinternet5553
      @persononinternet5553 5 лет назад +4

      I prayed for the end

    • @sxftpixie
      @sxftpixie 5 лет назад +11

      Now I wanna kill Harry more than Umbridge.

  • @jill7285
    @jill7285 7 лет назад +914

    "Why do we celebrate birth? It marks the dates of our violent exiles from the warmth of the womb to the cold dark world." -Snape

    • @sran438
      @sran438 6 лет назад +48

      JiminYouGot NO JAMS “I once saw cat give birth”- Dumbledore.

    • @eashley_lasagnae1055
      @eashley_lasagnae1055 6 лет назад +2

      XD

    • @skullemoji9059
      @skullemoji9059 6 лет назад +1

      Jimin truly has no jams 😂😂😂

    • @ratchetreadings5692
      @ratchetreadings5692 6 лет назад +4

      I think we celebrate it because it means we lived another year....Everyones so sad they lived to see another year so people give'm gifts, makes sense.😧😂

    • @horrorfilms4746
      @horrorfilms4746 5 лет назад

      "I got him a dead pig!" - Hagrid.

  • @trixabellian
    @trixabellian 4 года назад +837

    "I'm hungry"
    "What else is new, fatty?"
    "Give me 5!"
    "You already took all my money"
    "What's a bosom harry?"
    "Oh there's another page"
    "Here's one of the quills I carry with me at all times"
    "I think I'll go cry now but now before I poop my pants"
    "Somebody knocked me unconscious and ransacked my room"

    • @ABC-yz8wy
      @ABC-yz8wy 4 года назад +1

      English is difficult, please tell me what bosom is...

    • @mikaroni_and_cheez
      @mikaroni_and_cheez 4 года назад

      uhhhhh

    • @ABC-yz8wy
      @ABC-yz8wy 4 года назад

      Megan Kuhl what?

    • @z2yn
      @z2yn 4 года назад +12

      Bosom is an old word for chest or breasts. It's used for poetic or romanticized lines in literature - one such example is "fly to the bosom of your God and be comforted..."
      It doesn't have to be anything disgusting, since it can be indicated to be a close hug between two people or keeping something close to your chest.
      It's weird in the context with Snape's poem

    • @slipknotsink
      @slipknotsink 4 года назад

      Puffball? Is that you? :D

  • @kiki-en3tt
    @kiki-en3tt 6 лет назад +5858

    If harry was raised by Sirius

    • @hehe9336
      @hehe9336 6 лет назад +164

      Yep, exactly.

    • @CC-dc9sr
      @CC-dc9sr 6 лет назад +425

      Or by his own father.

    • @reasonablyobsessed
      @reasonablyobsessed 6 лет назад +227

      Harry: "You´re White."Sirius: "No, I´m Black."Harry: "Are you Sirius?"Sirius: "..."

    • @isapizza6733
      @isapizza6733 6 лет назад +73

      Yes if Harry were raised by the marauders besides worm tail

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 6 лет назад +12

      Nailz4Dayz Didn’t he change into a better person?

  • @silverwing8365
    @silverwing8365 7 лет назад +747

    "I asked her to dance."
    "She asked me to die."
    Gets me every time. 😂

    • @avadangelo6308
      @avadangelo6308 7 лет назад +1

      Silver Wing Same!! After months I still watch this!

    • @kristina8553
      @kristina8553 7 лет назад +1

      Silver Wing lol

    • @dianaarcher8454
      @dianaarcher8454 6 лет назад +5

      Hazel_Wolf xo After all this time?

    • @enapopena
      @enapopena 6 лет назад +2

      Diana Archer always

    • @cj2414me
      @cj2414me 6 лет назад +1

      +Ale Na wands up /*

  • @midnightsolitaire6337
    @midnightsolitaire6337 6 лет назад +1680

    This is my favorite part Dumbledore:so you don’t have any prunes? Harry:I’m afraid not Dumbledore: I’m very disappointed in you Harry *walks away*

  • @KitKat17700
    @KitKat17700 5 лет назад +322

    My Favourite line was: I asked her to dance, She asked me to die
    Would if I could Lily, would if I could
    MY MUM WAS AWESOME

  • @superstarsrainbow4994
    @superstarsrainbow4994 8 лет назад +1867

    Today I had some oatmeal for my breakfast
    It was flavorless and watery
    I thought of my mother
    I cried

    • @mrpotatohead411
      @mrpotatohead411 8 лет назад +98

      Today, I put on my raincoat and traveled to Knockturn Alley.
      I purchased a pair of fancy mice.
      When I brought them home, one devoured the other, and then died of loneliness.
      I felt envy.

    • @candicemuana3051
      @candicemuana3051 8 лет назад +211

      Today that Potter boy showed me his middle finger
      When I attempted to punish him with detention, he shoved me into the wall screaming bother, bother over and over
      Later, he and his orange friend repeated the violent act until I lost consciousness
      Tonight I prayed for the first time in 20 years
      I prayed for the end

    • @hinnypercabethdramione6035
      @hinnypercabethdramione6035 8 лет назад +10

      😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭

    • @declanism
      @declanism 7 лет назад +3

      SuperStarsRainbow That literally predicted my future. I read it and then it happened.

    • @daaiefuku005
      @daaiefuku005 7 лет назад +10

      SuperStarsRainbow I actually had oatmeal for breakfast today and it tasted eXACTLY HOW SNAPE DESCRIBED IT

  • @monicalukomski8884
    @monicalukomski8884 5 лет назад +1836

    "What's a bosom?"
    "Go on, Harry. Tell him!"
    "Oh, uh, look! Another page!"

    • @slipknotsink
      @slipknotsink 4 года назад +7

      666 likes

    • @oswin849
      @oswin849 4 года назад +8

      When my bff and I were watching this with my younger brothers around

    • @Mr_Storm_22
      @Mr_Storm_22 4 года назад +1

      @@oswin849 Clara?

    • @CaseyCampbell17
      @CaseyCampbell17 4 года назад +11

      "Shall we read it?"
      "I've got a better idea. Let's read it."
      Haha.

    • @mozzarellasticksss
      @mozzarellasticksss 2 года назад +2

      But fr tho, what's a bosom? I'm not a native English speaker soooooo....

  • @animedjgirl1017
    @animedjgirl1017 6 лет назад +2765

    After all this time, Snape still hasn’t found that button...

    • @username4391
      @username4391 6 лет назад +29

      AnimeDjGirl101 its been 9 years .... times have changet ... the button is probably really sad

    • @animedjgirl1017
      @animedjgirl1017 6 лет назад +18

      Rest in spaghetti never forgetti

    • @h.f.a.1221
      @h.f.a.1221 6 лет назад +15

      But, AFTER ALL THIS TIME, the button will ALWAYS be Snape’s button.
      Get the reference?

    • @madisonh.9944
      @madisonh.9944 6 лет назад +4

      Gryffinclaw Galaxy HEHEHE
      *Why you make me cry*

    • @h.f.a.1221
      @h.f.a.1221 6 лет назад +1

      Madster_ 31 because Snape!

  • @witchycat15
    @witchycat15 5 лет назад +1056

    "he and his orange friend"
    "Gimme five!" "You already owe me money harry"
    Always get me

    • @cawareyoudoin7379
      @cawareyoudoin7379 4 года назад +8

      Is it "owe" or "stole"?

    • @snailuka
      @snailuka 4 года назад +4

      @@cawareyoudoin7379 Stole

    • @kkithepootle4527
      @kkithepootle4527 4 года назад +34

      It’s took not stole or owe

    • @veellia
      @veellia 4 года назад +6

      zoe 15 it’s took

    • @TheWither129
      @TheWither129 4 года назад +10

      *”you already took all my money, harry”

  • @rainbowwormie
    @rainbowwormie 6 лет назад +267

    Ron: I hope you find your button
    Snape: So do I orange one, so do I
    Ron: (faintly) I like buttons!
    DED!!! XD

  • @susiea633
    @susiea633 8 лет назад +3494

    but for real... why was harry in snape's bedroom

    • @somersetshat7810
      @somersetshat7810 8 лет назад +249

      And that gentlemen is the million dollar question !

    • @theshyjax1363
      @theshyjax1363 8 лет назад +69

      Does he even have one? XD

    • @lindsayapplegate6686
      @lindsayapplegate6686 8 лет назад +23

      +GonandKillua so they had to carry him to his bedroom?

    • @pixipoomsp3124
      @pixipoomsp3124 8 лет назад +32

      oh dear

    • @kamemochi2736
      @kamemochi2736 8 лет назад +68

      +Penelope Willows
      and you know what they did in there **wiggles eyebrows**

  • @pixalhallow7848
    @pixalhallow7848 8 лет назад +750

    " I bought two fancy mice today, when I took them home, one devoured the other then died of loneliness."
    OH MY GOD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @phibandj
    @phibandj 5 лет назад +182

    later he and his orange friend repeated the act until i lost consciousness

  • @eclipsedmoon87
    @eclipsedmoon87 6 лет назад +2340

    Snape's diary is three things:
    Very dramatic, very depressing, and very hilarious.
    I'm a terrible person

    • @queenierat6217
      @queenierat6217 6 лет назад +9

      **nods in agreement**

    • @MsGin100
      @MsGin100 6 лет назад +1

      No I agree SO much

    • @RandomHuman91
      @RandomHuman91 6 лет назад +3

      Kawaii Umbreon 225 *nods in agreement*

    • @em111ya
      @em111ya 6 лет назад +9

      How can you laugh at me like that...

    • @bookwormishculture1497
      @bookwormishculture1497 5 лет назад +1

      Severus Snape *Snape has just left the group chat*

  • @katcauldron6949
    @katcauldron6949 8 лет назад +972

    Ron: Is that a book?
    Hermione: I know a thing or two about books, and that's a book!

  • @dragonmanstopmotions
    @dragonmanstopmotions 8 лет назад +1031

    "Halfway through, Argus Filch showed up and bragged about his many affairs with Hogsmeade bars maids" MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!!!

    • @sihuiwang4706
      @sihuiwang4706 7 лет назад

      DragonManStopmotions AHAH

    • @soulparted7427
      @soulparted7427 7 лет назад +1

      Same!

    • @Bumblebeevgold
      @Bumblebeevgold 6 лет назад +1

      DragonManStopmotions òĺķñķjìïýþēřsä

    • @darien8401
      @darien8401 6 лет назад

      "-he told me i smell like broccoli"

    • @Blio_
      @Blio_ 6 лет назад +4

      DragonManStopmotions i love the second book with when i found out mrs norris was attacked i was like
      R.I.P
      Mrs. Norris
      She will
      Never
      Be
      Missed

  • @anithasuresh8938
    @anithasuresh8938 4 года назад +319

    Snape: today that potter boy showed a middle finger.
    James and Sirius: that's our boy.

    • @matthewlunde5270
      @matthewlunde5270 4 месяца назад

      And of course would be right behind the pair of them and snacking them across the heads.

  • @waytooaddictedtofandoms8215
    @waytooaddictedtofandoms8215 8 лет назад +455

    "Is it a young adult vampire romance novel?"
    *silence*
    *screen goes black*
    *video comes back and Ron is in the corner*
    XD that's right you deserve the corner for that comment

    • @samanthaketchum4668
      @samanthaketchum4668 7 лет назад

      Kingdom of Narnia love your name

    • @Doge-bi1pz
      @Doge-bi1pz 7 лет назад

      It said 10 seconds later kinda like SpongeBob

    • @undyinglight813
      @undyinglight813 7 лет назад

      Kingdom of Narnia Ten seconds later

    • @zaedoen
      @zaedoen 6 лет назад +1

      D Boi's Girl is that yoongi in ur pic I love bts Jin is my bias

    • @milkymommy681
      @milkymommy681 6 лет назад

      Lol I thought he got a little *hard*

  • @0x13horizon4
    @0x13horizon4 9 лет назад +569

    "Give me five!"
    "You already took my money, Harry"
    "Nevermind..."

  • @totallynotphoenixwright
    @totallynotphoenixwright 8 лет назад +546

    "I hope you find your button!"
    "So do I, Orange One.. so do I.."

  • @StealthMode3924
    @StealthMode3924 4 года назад +107

    “And I was late for golf with Lucius Malfoy.”
    😂🤣💀The thought of Snape and Malfoy playing golf incapacitated me with laughter.

  • @emmmmie
    @emmmmie 6 лет назад +4319

    Is anyone else feeling genuinely sorry for puppet Snape?

  • @erhsdtusrsrtjsrj56856
    @erhsdtusrsrtjsrj56856 7 лет назад +343

    "Snape! Ron stole your diary!"
    "Wwwhhhaaaaatttt! You didn't read it did you?"
    "Oh he read it alright. He read it all"
    "This is unacceptable!"
    "I like the story about the button Snape"
    "You, you did?"
    "It made me sad, thinking of that little button, lost and alone. I hope you find your button Snape"
    "So do I orange one, so do I..."
    "I like buttons!"

  • @lucialacourtna9514
    @lucialacourtna9514 8 лет назад +1793

    "I liked the story about the button, Snape"
    "You, you did?"
    "It made me sad, thinking about that little button, lost and alone.
    I hope you find your button, Snape."
    "So do I, orange one. So do I"
    "I like buttons"
    LOL😂😂😂😂

  • @saraaamin1066
    @saraaamin1066 5 лет назад +743

    Shakespeare​, more like SNAPESpeare!!! 😂😂😂
    (Sorry for the quality of my bad pun)

  • @apriljones1013
    @apriljones1013 8 лет назад +160

    I love how when Snape talks an organ plays in the background XD
    SO ACCURATE!!!!!!!!!!

  • @hellogoodbye9950
    @hellogoodbye9950 7 лет назад +174

    Today I watched Potter Pals.
    It was sad and depressing.
    I thought of my essay due tomorrow.
    I cried.

  • @themelina9052
    @themelina9052 6 лет назад +351

    Idk why but the poem about the button really touched me..

  • @Sary.cherry
    @Sary.cherry 4 года назад +511

    Ron: I hope you find your button snape
    Snape: so do I orange one so do I * tear dramatically falls down his face*
    Ron: I like buttons
    Lmao

    • @Blaetter
      @Blaetter 4 года назад +7

      I like buttons too
      Buttons are brilliant

    • @charnightt
      @charnightt 4 года назад +7

      You have much to learn orange one. -Snape *thinking at one point after thinking/saying that and it reminded him of his father*
      Snape: *cries*

  • @xoelliott
    @xoelliott 8 лет назад +405

    '' I know a thing or 2 about books and thats a book.''

  • @ihavenoideawhatimdoing389
    @ihavenoideawhatimdoing389 6 лет назад +3131

    I forced my Mum to watch this video. This is what happened..
    Dumbledore: I'm very disappointed in you Harry.
    My Mum: Isn't everybody disappointed in Harry?
    I just rethought my whole life.

  • @viictiri794
    @viictiri794 5 лет назад +433

    Snape’s diary is actually “My Immortal”

  • @TheEtherealLuka
    @TheEtherealLuka 5 лет назад +140

    "I was at the yule ball with lilly evans I asked her to dance she asked me to die"
    Harry: *my mom was awesome!*

  • @oscarpeters5309
    @oscarpeters5309 7 лет назад +249

    I asked her to dance, she asked me to die.
    Rip Alan Rickman

  • @Jaydove2387
    @Jaydove2387 6 лет назад +123

    Button, oh button, oh where hath thou fled? Did thee tarry too long, amongst fabric and thread? Did thee roll off my bosom, and cease to exist? How I wish I could follow thee, into the mist.

  • @henryguy8122
    @henryguy8122 7 лет назад +435

    Hermione knows a thing about books. She says that’s a book

    • @abigailhillenburg3929
      @abigailhillenburg3929 6 лет назад +5

      She’s right, I think. I’ll go look in a library book and figure it out.

    • @pjpollable
      @pjpollable 6 лет назад +3

      Oh idk... I think it was a giraffe

    • @aldohaimar4382
      @aldohaimar4382 6 лет назад

      @@pjpollable I thought it was a couch

  • @zwrulez185
    @zwrulez185 4 года назад +187

    Ron: Is it a young adult vampire romance novel?
    Me: Oh, like Tw-
    *Ten seconds later, Ron was in the corner.*

    • @Crystalline_cos2548
      @Crystalline_cos2548 3 года назад +3

      Could it be the same violence as the thing they did to Snape 🧐

  • @adriannahiller2217
    @adriannahiller2217 8 лет назад +878

    Snape:Will u dance with me?
    Lily:Will u die?
    Harry: MY MOM WAS AWESOME!!!!!

  • @thatstea6329
    @thatstea6329 8 лет назад +3014

    I asked her to dance, she asked me to die.....
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TimmyTimBroReilly
      @TimmyTimBroReilly 8 лет назад +119

      Would that I could, Lily. Would that I could.

    • @BenDover-xk7jz
      @BenDover-xk7jz 8 лет назад +61

      my mum was awsome

    • @scottallum8434
      @scottallum8434 8 лет назад +8

      what the fuck is your problem that is so mean

    • @mkisdumb
      @mkisdumb 8 лет назад +5

      it made me cry it was that sad but i was still smiling

    • @eragonfreedman9228
      @eragonfreedman9228 8 лет назад +3

      This would be my luck

  • @hallowsedge1440
    @hallowsedge1440 7 лет назад +287

    I remember that Ron! Give me five!
    You already took my money, Harry..
    *I died*

  • @patrickmyers9966
    @patrickmyers9966 5 лет назад +94

    I didn’t realize how big of an effect this had on my sense of humor growing up until I rewatched it right now.

  • @tryingtoomuch
    @tryingtoomuch 6 лет назад +104

    "I asked her to dance... she asked me to die :( " relatable tbh

  • @50percentormore
    @50percentormore 10 лет назад +282

    "I asked her to dance... She asked me to die." That made me so sad. Snape, man.... He's an artist.

    • @jonsears5842
      @jonsears5842 10 лет назад +40

      "would that i could Lilly, would that i could..."

    • @171QA
      @171QA 10 лет назад +21

      jonny boy
      "My mum was awesome!"

    • @hafsah7156
      @hafsah7156 10 лет назад

      171QA lol u ruined it :|

    • @171QA
      @171QA 10 лет назад +4

      Don't you mean Harry ruined it? XD

    • @hafsah7156
      @hafsah7156 10 лет назад +3

      lol ya XD

  • @evelynprosperi2749
    @evelynprosperi2749 6 лет назад +371

    Snape: “I asked her to dance. She asked me to die.”
    Harry: “Wow. My mother was a great person!!”
    LOL!! 😂😂😂

  • @mistertwister2000
    @mistertwister2000 5 лет назад +121

    This is ten years old
    *THIS IS TEN YEARS OLD*

  • @sarahholland5980
    @sarahholland5980 9 лет назад +1908

    Anyone else watching this in tears as a tribute to Snape? R.I.P. Alan Rickman, you will always be our Snape, alongside with being a beloved man and legendary actor. ❤️

    • @cocoabuttercream5423
      @cocoabuttercream5423 9 лет назад +21

      I will personally ALWAYS love Snape❤️💔❤️

    • @jamewtf
      @jamewtf 9 лет назад +6

      Yep R.I.P

    • @Bluebelle9289
      @Bluebelle9289 9 лет назад +24

      +Sarah Holland, and a man with a great sense of humor. He was a fan of the Potter Puppet Pals.

    • @naseemakhter70
      @naseemakhter70 8 лет назад +22

      Yup....Severus's actor, Alan was like... a Pheonix. Legendary, and AWESOME. His death hit my heart badly because I'm a very big fan of Harry Potter movies and books....and Snape made them shine brighter. R.I.P Alan Rickman :'( :'( :'( :'(

    • @garylatta2806
      @garylatta2806 8 лет назад +2

      +Sarah Holland Preach sister.

  • @SillithLilith
    @SillithLilith 8 лет назад +359

    "Today That Potter Boy Showed Me His Middle Finger," - Puppet Snape

    • @pawpals01
      @pawpals01 8 лет назад

      He he!!!

    • @rippymail
      @rippymail 8 лет назад +3

      Lel

    • @poonamdas2618
      @poonamdas2618 7 лет назад +4

      Does "that Potter boy" have a middle finger in the puppets??

  • @heyitscat995
    @heyitscat995 9 лет назад +436

    Is it a young adult vampire romance novel?
    10 seconds later
    Ron in corner...

  • @rainingart4105
    @rainingart4105 4 года назад +87

    Don’t like Snape in the book, Alan Rickman makes it hard to not like movie Snape, and this Snape is just perfect.

  • @bellas3495
    @bellas3495 9 лет назад +481

    I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT "HIM AND HIS ORANGE FRIEND" MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD AH

  • @Sue71
    @Sue71 7 лет назад +145

    I was late for golf with Lucius Malfoy...

  • @maladaptvs
    @maladaptvs 6 лет назад +386

    “You’re good at reading, Hermine!”

  • @anonymousros3457
    @anonymousros3457 5 лет назад +308

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Ron: I like buttons!!

  • @thegirlinthefireplace10
    @thegirlinthefireplace10 5 лет назад +206

    0:17
    Did Ron get put on a timeout because he was talking about Twilight??
    How did Cedric feel about all that??

    • @underseaundersky
      @underseaundersky 5 лет назад +4

      lol

    • @weezybean9323
      @weezybean9323 5 лет назад +19

      I think he would FIND that funny.

    • @underseaundersky
      @underseaundersky 5 лет назад +5

      @@weezybean9323 hahaha yes. everyone knows thats what he's good at.

    • @evelynrowenadawn
      @evelynrowenadawn 4 года назад +10

      Yes. It took me four times watching to figure that out... also please do not say that horrid word infront of me.

    • @cherrene
      @cherrene 4 года назад +1

      it took me a second to remember what you meant but cedric would feel yes

  • @christinamushi751
    @christinamushi751 5 лет назад +488

    Ron: I'm hungry
    Me: dying
    Harry: WHAT ELSE IS NEW FATTY
    Me: *Dead*

  • @waynemelton3866
    @waynemelton3866 7 лет назад +238

    Ron: mmm I like prunes
    Dumbledore: Did somebody say prunes?
    Ron: I said prunes. how did he know?
    Dumbledore: What are you monkeys up to? Studying for class?
    Harry: No were invading professor snakes privacy by reading his personal diary which we stole from his room
    Dumbledore: But you don't have any prunes do you?
    Harry: I'm afraid not
    Dumbledore: I'm very disappointed in you Harry
    (Pauses)
    Harry: Ok back to the stinky book
    😂 Cracks me up every time

  • @fnw100
    @fnw100 4 года назад +68

    *Ron:* What is a bosom, Harry?
    *Harry:* Oh look, another page.

  • @fourmovements3090
    @fourmovements3090 8 лет назад +2634

    RIP snape's button lik if u cri evrytiem

    • @cchu2531
      @cchu2531 8 лет назад +1

      hahaha

    • @ethan9268
      @ethan9268 8 лет назад +17

      RIP this guy's spelling and grammar. Like if you cry every time.

    • @stephie-yx2qp
      @stephie-yx2qp 8 лет назад +6

      He misspelled it on porpouse

    • @fourmovements3090
      @fourmovements3090 8 лет назад +1

      . FootballPhysics Yeah dumbass

    • @ethan9268
      @ethan9268 8 лет назад +1

      MightyGingy // MG Plays Minecraft You're calling ME a dumbass? Who spells words wrong on purpose? THAT'S being a dumbass.

  • @gixmoo255
    @gixmoo255 7 лет назад +193

    I died at "and his orange friend"

    • @pjpollable
      @pjpollable 6 лет назад +3

      Donald trump

    • @spotty7820
      @spotty7820 6 лет назад +1

      Polly Smith I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought that.

  • @maipetallis5583
    @maipetallis5583 6 лет назад +191

    I’ve gone through so much between the first time I saw this and today. I’ve gained and lost friends, attended weddings and funerals, traveled across many countries, and grown greatly as a person. But this... this will NEVER not be funny

    • @pjpollable
      @pjpollable 6 лет назад +1

      *IKR😜😜*

    • @dot4464
      @dot4464 5 лет назад

      i'm always going to come back to these when i need a laugh 😂

    • @legitimate8463
      @legitimate8463 5 лет назад

      200th like.

  • @username5341
    @username5341 5 лет назад +86

    2:57 Are we gonna just ignore the fact that Dumbledore is naked? Lol

  • @kjwgf
    @kjwgf 9 лет назад +245

    "I know a thing or two about books!....and that's a book"
    I just....I can't XD

  • @lylahanley2724
    @lylahanley2724 6 лет назад +197

    You don't have any prunes, do you?
    "I'm afraid not..."
    I'm very disappointed in you, Harry.

    • @yermum3283
      @yermum3283 4 года назад

      Lyla Hanley he says as he walks in his castle naked

  • @jully_n
    @jully_n 7 лет назад +470

    Its been almost 8 years, do you think Snape has found his button?

  • @Ollie.H-23
    @Ollie.H-23 2 года назад +25

    "Gimme 5 Ron!"
    "But Harry you already took my money."
    "Nevermind."
    The writing in these videos are incredible

  • @BlackBlood297
    @BlackBlood297 8 лет назад +167

    "I'm Hungry"
    "What else is new Fatty"
    😂

  • @Iamthedeception
    @Iamthedeception 10 лет назад +149

    "What is a bosom, Harry?"
    "Uh..."
    "Yeah, tell him, Harry!"
    "Oh look...another page..."
    "'Last night, while in the bathtub..."
    "EWW!!!!"
    It still gets me.

    • @evanspetshop3757
      @evanspetshop3757 10 лет назад

    • @odin3416
      @odin3416 9 лет назад +3

      *Ron*: I'm hungry
      *Harry*: what else is new fatty?!

    • @kairu6794
      @kairu6794 9 лет назад

      Looks like we watched the same video.

  • @diepoplophoover1679
    @diepoplophoover1679 8 лет назад +37

    Harry "Ron, give me five!"
    Ron "You already took my money, Harry.."

  • @amFoxglove
    @amFoxglove 4 года назад +136

    Nobody...
    Nobody...
    NO BODY
    Hermione: I know a thing or two about books, its a book!
    Ron: Wow! Shall we read it?
    Harry: I got a better idea! Lets read it!

  • @chapsticker
    @chapsticker 7 лет назад +43

    "The orange one" I swear to god, comedic genius of our time

  • @hannahvanhoose9292
    @hannahvanhoose9292 6 лет назад +419

    Is it a young adult vampire romance novel???
    IM DIEING

  • @fernandopizarrovillagarcia6992
    @fernandopizarrovillagarcia6992 9 лет назад +378

    Ron: Is it a young adult vampire romance novel?
    Harry: (TO THE CORNER, BITCH!)

    • @fernandopizarrovillagarcia6992
      @fernandopizarrovillagarcia6992 9 лет назад

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @yammy20000
      @yammy20000 8 лет назад

      +Fernando Pizarro Villagarcía Lol

    • @arumikahaven
      @arumikahaven 8 лет назад

      +Fernando Pizarro Villagarcía YES that always cracked me up xD

    • @x-7656
      @x-7656 8 лет назад +4

      +Fernando Pizarro Villagarcía
      I ONLY JUST REALISED /TODAY/ AFTER THREE YEARS THAT RON WAS REFERRING TO TWI- TWIL- ARGH CAN'T SAY IT

    • @charleysiggins4985
      @charleysiggins4985 8 лет назад +2

      Omg, it was referring to the worst thing humanity has known: worse than Mudbloods it's Twil-Twilig I can't do it, sorry My Lord.

  • @dabidevito4464
    @dabidevito4464 5 лет назад +89

    “I remember that! Gimme five, Ron!”
    “You already took my money, Harry.”
    “...nevermind.”