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"... Halfway through, Argus Filch showed up and bragged about his many affairs with Hogsmead barmaids. Then he told me I smelled of broccoli, and left without wishing me a happy birthday. I thought of my father..... I cried." What a rollercoaster that entry was
"I'm hungry" "What else is new, fatty?" "Give me 5!" "You already took all my money" "What's a bosom harry?" "Oh there's another page" "Here's one of the quills I carry with me at all times" "I think I'll go cry now but now before I poop my pants" "Somebody knocked me unconscious and ransacked my room"
Bosom is an old word for chest or breasts. It's used for poetic or romanticized lines in literature - one such example is "fly to the bosom of your God and be comforted..." It doesn't have to be anything disgusting, since it can be indicated to be a close hug between two people or keeping something close to your chest. It's weird in the context with Snape's poem
Twilight sucks though almost as much as Hufflepuff like the only reason why it’s a house is to put all the annoying people no one wants in a house I told my friend that before he asked me what house he was in and I said Hufflepuff he looked so dumbfounded
Wouldn't they be having Tea xD ?! Sitting so nicely, acting like a proper british person.. Not using magic... Dressed all fancy... * *Snorts* * *I-IMAGINE THEM IN THE FANCY OLD-TIME CLOTHES FROM YEARS INTO THE PAST... ALL PRETTIED UP WITH MAKEUP AND STYLE... HAVING TEA!!! I CAN'T IMAGINATE...*
Today, I put on my raincoat and traveled to Knockturn Alley. I purchased a pair of fancy mice. When I brought them home, one devoured the other, and then died of loneliness. I felt envy.
Today that Potter boy showed me his middle finger When I attempted to punish him with detention, he shoved me into the wall screaming bother, bother over and over Later, he and his orange friend repeated the violent act until I lost consciousness Tonight I prayed for the first time in 20 years I prayed for the end
I think we celebrate it because it means we lived another year....Everyones so sad they lived to see another year so people give'm gifts, makes sense.😧😂
Button oh button Oh where have thou fled Did thee tarry too long Amongst fabric and thread Did thee roll off my bosom And cease to exist How I wish I could follow thee Into the mist. So beautiful, I cried
"I liked the story about the button, Snape" "You, you did?" "It made me sad, thinking about that little button, lost and alone. I hope you find your button, Snape." "So do I, orange one. So do I" "I like buttons" LOL😂😂😂😂
snape's diary : i went to knockturn alley and purchased a pair of fancy mice . when i brought them home one devoured the other and *died* of loneliness . harry : this is *hilarious*
"Is it a young adult vampire romance novel?" *silence* *screen goes black* *video comes back and Ron is in the corner* XD that's right you deserve the corner for that comment
Nobody... Nobody... NO BODY Hermione: I know a thing or two about books, its a book! Ron: Wow! Shall we read it? Harry: I got a better idea! Lets read it!
I forced my Mum to watch this video. This is what happened.. Dumbledore: I'm very disappointed in you Harry. My Mum: Isn't everybody disappointed in Harry? I just rethought my whole life.
"Snape! Ron stole your diary!" "Wwwhhhaaaaatttt! You didn't read it did you?" "Oh he read it alright. He read it all" "This is unacceptable!" "I like the story about the button Snape" "You, you did?" "It made me sad, thinking of that little button, lost and alone. I hope you find your button Snape" "So do I orange one, so do I..." "I like buttons!"
Neil oh Neil, where have thou fled Did thy tarry too long among little hand puppets? Did thy get bored of this art and choose to exit? Oh how I wish you'd once again visit
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“Today I ate oatmeal, it was flavorless and watery. I thought of my mother, I cried.”
-Masumi- poor Snape
He told me I smell like broccoli, I thought of my father I cried
"I'm hungry!"
"What else is new, fatty!?"
“Let’s get to the good stuff,”
True
"He promptly vomited a glittering rainbow of foul waste." Snape just predicted snapchat filters.
Or maybe they got it from Snape? *DUN DUN DUUUUNNNN!!!!*
+Max Durk snapechat
Peter Parker yep. This is true people.
ABIGAIL CARUNGAY They should make that in honor of him.. :, ( R.I.P Alan (Snape's actor)
I have a friend who I dared to eat glitter
Lets just face it.... this harry was obviously raised by Sirius.
He did knock snape unconscious
@@brycebacon6204 interestingly enough, in the book where he was first introduced to sirius 😂
It is ObSvIoUsLy
“Later he and his *orange friend* repeated the violence” i _CACKLED_
until i lost consiousness
sry cant spell
XD
Violent act*
Reminder of how many likes u got
Hehehe
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i died laughing when snape called ron 'orange one'
I imagine fake tan
Rainbow Rose I imagine Donald trump.
wotsits
Rainbow Rose me to!
Annika The Dreamer me too!!😂
"One devoured the other and then died of loneliness. I felt envy."
-Puppet Snape
This is hilarious
Me
“I asked her to dance, she asked me to die.”
-also puppet Snape
My friend’s hamsters did that to each
@@andershenriksen7592 "Perhaps I should have thought of that before I called her the M-word..."
"... Halfway through, Argus Filch showed up and bragged about his many affairs with Hogsmead barmaids. Then he told me I smelled of broccoli, and left without wishing me a happy birthday. I thought of my father..... I cried."
What a rollercoaster that entry was
You are right..
I say Oop-
I was on that part when I read dis 🤠🙃😃
@@stevencarenduff2623 samr
Harry: "This got boring. Let's write a new entry!"
“I asked her to dance, she asked me to die.”
*mood*
Mood.
Mood
@@danyaalvan2360 moo'd
ASHmellow I’m at that bit lol
yeah, my mom was awesome! give me five, Ron! you already took my money, Harry!
“i asked her to dance. she asked me to die.”
Lmao
"My mom was awesome!"
Me every time I freaking asked for boys to freaking- OW!! I freaking dropped my tablet on my forehead and now it hurts
any females response when my older brother asks them to date him
Exho Noir me in high school
“Give me five!”
“You already stole all my money”
Perfect
more like prefect
Not stole took lmao
F
wow
Weasley, *Idfc*
*"Look Harry, I see your name!"*
oh you're good at reading hermione
WHAT WHERE!
XD
Too bad she can’t draw
@@EM-wx8xl
HERMIONE CANT DRAW
HERMIONE CANT DRAW
HERMIONE CANNOT DRAWWW
@@wokeupnew SHE ONLY READS BOOKS AND SHE CANNOT DRAW EVEN IF SHES READING A HOW TO DRAW BOOK
*_"So do I, orange one, so do I..."_*
so deep
I like buttons!
@@seniorvoltaic3212 darn i was gonna write the but you got to it first. Respect 100
😢
'''give me the five!''
'You already took my money, Harry!''
''ugh nevermind...''
Lydia P. + if Harry was raised by James Potter 💀
"I know a thing or two about books and that's a book!"
That was me that said that
Alex Fabrizi Ohmreally? NO WAY
“You’re good at reading hermoine”
me
“Very Well Spotted”
(HP Goblet Of Fire Reference)
"I'm hungry"
"What else is new, fatty?"
"Give me 5!"
"You already took all my money"
"What's a bosom harry?"
"Oh there's another page"
"Here's one of the quills I carry with me at all times"
"I think I'll go cry now but now before I poop my pants"
"Somebody knocked me unconscious and ransacked my room"
English is difficult, please tell me what bosom is...
uhhhhh
Megan Kuhl what?
Bosom is an old word for chest or breasts. It's used for poetic or romanticized lines in literature - one such example is "fly to the bosom of your God and be comforted..."
It doesn't have to be anything disgusting, since it can be indicated to be a close hug between two people or keeping something close to your chest.
It's weird in the context with Snape's poem
Puffball? Is that you? :D
"I remember that Ron, give me five!"
"You already took all my money Harry"
"Never mind..."
Me *Dies of laughter*
Is it a young adult vampire novel?
*10 seconds later*
*ron in the corner*
naughty corner ron!
XD
Twilight sucks though almost as much as Hufflepuff like the only reason why it’s a house is to put all the annoying people no one wants in a house I told my friend that before he asked me what house he was in and I said Hufflepuff he looked so dumbfounded
Hes been a bad boy!
@@charlie1296 i wanna go in hufflepuff :(
"he and his orange friend"
"Gimme five!" "You already owe me money harry"
Always get me
Is it "owe" or "stole"?
@@cawareyoudoin7379 Stole
It’s took not stole or owe
zoe 15 it’s took
*”you already took all my money, harry”
My Favourite line was: I asked her to dance, She asked me to die
Would if I could Lily, would if I could
MY MUM WAS AWESOME
Just picture Snape playing golf with Lucius Malfoy.😅
Dah! Wrong image!
**starts to picture Lucius Malfoy teaching Snape golf**
Omg I thought he said 'goth'
Strangely it fits
Wouldn't they be having Tea xD ?!
Sitting so nicely, acting like a proper british person.. Not using magic...
Dressed all fancy...
* *Snorts* *
*I-IMAGINE THEM IN THE FANCY OLD-TIME CLOTHES FROM YEARS INTO THE PAST... ALL PRETTIED UP WITH MAKEUP AND STYLE... HAVING TEA!!! I CAN'T IMAGINATE...*
Whaaaat? I always thought he said GOTH.
If harry was raised by Sirius
Yep, exactly.
Or by his own father.
Harry: "You´re White."Sirius: "No, I´m Black."Harry: "Are you Sirius?"Sirius: "..."
Yes if Harry were raised by the marauders besides worm tail
Nailz4Dayz Didn’t he change into a better person?
Shakespeare, more like SNAPESpeare!!! 😂😂😂
(Sorry for the quality of my bad pun)
Snapespear confirmed.
Snapespreare
Played by Christian Borle
No it’s funny
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 XD.
Hehe, nice pun fren!
later he and his orange friend repeated the act until i lost consciousness
“Today, while in the bathtub-“
“eww!”
I think that’s my favorite part
I thought of my mother.....i cried
I’m at that part
"So do I, orange one. So do I.."
-Snape ( he who shall be missed )
Dynamite_kitkat why I’m I so sad
But I'm here!!!!
Severus Snape oh hey snape wait... HOW ARE YOU ALIVE!!!!
I’m joking
Nerys Patricia Cuevas Montero
I'd foreseen the event and made a potion that would allow to survive that bloody snake's bite.
Severus Snape ok that makes sense after all you are a potions teacher
This is ten years old
*THIS IS TEN YEARS OLD*
11*
It's 11 now! If this video was a person they would be in secondary school
W H a t
It's 13 years old now
14 Now
Snape: today that potter boy showed a middle finger.
James and Sirius: that's our boy.
I asked her to dance, she asked me to die.....
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Would that I could, Lily. Would that I could.
my mum was awsome
what the fuck is your problem that is so mean
it made me cry it was that sad but i was still smiling
This would be my luck
"I asked her to dance."
"She asked me to die."
Gets me every time. 😂
Silver Wing Same!! After months I still watch this!
Silver Wing lol
Hazel_Wolf xo After all this time?
Diana Archer always
+Ale Na wands up /*
"I was at the yule ball with lilly evans I asked her to dance she asked me to die"
Harry: *my mom was awesome!*
“And I was late for golf with Lucius Malfoy.”
😂🤣💀The thought of Snape and Malfoy playing golf incapacitated me with laughter.
Why is dumbledore always naked in these videos
Because he's the headmaster and he can do anything he wants
@@aldohaimar4382 amen.
He's a gay android
QUEEN SLYTHERIN don’t hate if you can’t relate
Also I’m a slytherin so ily
0:18
Ron: Is it a young adult vampires romance novel
*harry sends Ron to the corner of shame*
Melani Potvin haha I never looked at that part like that, but it’s true 😁
😂😂😂😂
Melani Potvin 😂
Best part. Twilight sucks.
@@fatima_nadeem it dose
Ron: I hope you find your button snape
Snape: so do I orange one so do I * tear dramatically falls down his face*
Ron: I like buttons
Lmao
I like buttons too
Buttons are brilliant
You have much to learn orange one. -Snape *thinking at one point after thinking/saying that and it reminded him of his father*
Snape: *cries*
Ron: Is it a young adult vampire romance novel?
Me: Oh, like Tw-
*Ten seconds later, Ron was in the corner.*
Could it be the same violence as the thing they did to Snape 🧐
Snape's diary is three things:
Very dramatic, very depressing, and very hilarious.
I'm a terrible person
**nods in agreement**
No I agree SO much
Kawaii Umbreon 225 *nods in agreement*
How can you laugh at me like that...
Severus Snape *Snape has just left the group chat*
After all this time, Snape still hasn’t found that button...
AnimeDjGirl101 its been 9 years .... times have changet ... the button is probably really sad
Rest in spaghetti never forgetti
But, AFTER ALL THIS TIME, the button will ALWAYS be Snape’s button.
Get the reference?
Gryffinclaw Galaxy HEHEHE
*Why you make me cry*
Madster_ 31 because Snape!
No one:
Literally no one:
Ron: I like buttons!!
I like trains
I like buttons too buttons are awsome
2:57 Are we gonna just ignore the fact that Dumbledore is naked? Lol
Yes. We are.
NEVER
He is a gay android
We don’t talk about it,
Today I had some oatmeal for my breakfast
It was flavorless and watery
I thought of my mother
I cried
Today, I put on my raincoat and traveled to Knockturn Alley.
I purchased a pair of fancy mice.
When I brought them home, one devoured the other, and then died of loneliness.
I felt envy.
Today that Potter boy showed me his middle finger
When I attempted to punish him with detention, he shoved me into the wall screaming bother, bother over and over
Later, he and his orange friend repeated the violent act until I lost consciousness
Tonight I prayed for the first time in 20 years
I prayed for the end
😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭
SuperStarsRainbow That literally predicted my future. I read it and then it happened.
SuperStarsRainbow I actually had oatmeal for breakfast today and it tasted eXACTLY HOW SNAPE DESCRIBED IT
“I know a thing or two about books, and that’s a book” - Hermione Granger 2009
damn bro that's deep
She learned about that in Hogwarts a History
*Ron:* What is a bosom, Harry?
*Harry:* Oh look, another page.
I found it in a trunk under Snape’s bed
Me: And what exactly was Harry doing in there anyways!? 😂😂😂
He knocked Snape unconscious and ransacked his room. 😂
"Why do we celebrate birth? It marks the dates of our violent exiles from the warmth of the womb to the cold dark world." -Snape
JiminYouGot NO JAMS “I once saw cat give birth”- Dumbledore.
XD
Jimin truly has no jams 😂😂😂
I think we celebrate it because it means we lived another year....Everyones so sad they lived to see another year so people give'm gifts, makes sense.😧😂
"I got him a dead pig!" - Hagrid.
Button oh button
Oh where have thou fled
Did thee tarry too long
Amongst fabric and thread
Did thee roll off my bosom
And cease to exist
How I wish I could follow thee
Into the mist.
So beautiful, I cried
I was gonna like this post...
but then I found it best if I didn't...
(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)
So do I orange one so do I
Well, Snape was always a wonderful poet...
;p
**E X T R E M E C R I**
"I hope you find your button Snape"
"Me too orange one, me too"
Don’t like Snape in the book, Alan Rickman makes it hard to not like movie Snape, and this Snape is just perfect.
I didn’t realize how big of an effect this had on my sense of humor growing up until I rewatched it right now.
" I bought two fancy mice today, when I took them home, one devoured the other then died of loneliness."
OH MY GOD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
In a way, that does sound like something a puppet Snape would write.
“I felt envy.”
XD. Well... That's life! 👌
I felt envy
Ron: Is that a book?
Hermione: I know a thing or two about books, and that's a book!
Lol Hermione
Kat Cauldron im the 500th like wooooooo.
Kat Cauldron 555 likes
#701st like
I genuinely believe that these videos shaped my humour 11 years ago as a 9 year old
same
"Today That Potter Boy Showed Me His Middle Finger," - Puppet Snape
He he!!!
Lel
Does "that Potter boy" have a middle finger in the puppets??
"I liked the story about the button, Snape"
"You, you did?"
"It made me sad, thinking about that little button, lost and alone.
I hope you find your button, Snape."
"So do I, orange one. So do I"
"I like buttons"
LOL😂😂😂😂
Lucia Lacourtna i
My baby hormones are making me moody
Quinn Fabray said that! Ok.
what else is new,fatty?
“I remember that! Gimme five, Ron!”
“You already took my money, Harry.”
“...nevermind.”
snape's diary :
i went to knockturn alley and purchased a pair of fancy mice . when i brought them home one devoured the other and *died* of loneliness .
harry : this is *hilarious*
"I hope you find your button!"
"So do I, Orange One.. so do I.."
I like buttons
I saw that meme right before I watched this
Totally Not Phoenix Wright i agree
"What is a bosom, Harry?"
"Yeah, tell him Harry!"
"Oh look, another page."
underrated comment alert
* slowly brings book to face *
I read this at the exact time I heard it XD
Did thee roll off my bosom?
*What's a bosom Harry?*
Ron: I'm hungry!
Harry: *WhAt ElSe iS nEw fAtTy*
Me: NEED SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN, WEASLEY?
0:28 Ron's getting a time out for mentioning Twilight 😂
Maxie S **gives timeout** NEVER MENTION TWILIGHT! **takes five dollars**
That potter boy showed me his middle finger
Tonight I prayed for the first time in 20 years I prayed for the end
Wow, I read that just when it came on. 😅
Okay where have I seen you before
I know I've seen you before but where
I prayed for the end
Now I wanna kill Harry more than Umbridge.
“What else is new fatty”
-Harry Potter
3:12
“You don’t have any prunes, do ya?”
“i’m afraid not...”
*”I’M VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU HARRY.”*
"What's a bosom?"
"Go on, Harry. Tell him!"
"Oh, uh, look! Another page!"
666 likes
When my bff and I were watching this with my younger brothers around
@@oswin849 Clara?
"Shall we read it?"
"I've got a better idea. Let's read it."
Haha.
But fr tho, what's a bosom? I'm not a native English speaker soooooo....
This is my favorite part Dumbledore:so you don’t have any prunes? Harry:I’m afraid not Dumbledore: I’m very disappointed in you Harry *walks away*
Caroline Salapare 😂😂🤣
one devoured the other and died of loneliness.
He’s not even mad that they’re invading Snapes diary.
Abigail Hillenburg THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT!
@@vlcn_dut oi gacha?
Snape: i asked her to dance. she asked me to die......
Harry: *MY MOM WAS AWESOME*
Ron: “I’m hungry!”
Harry: “What’s new fattie?”
Now that’s a true friendship right there-
'' /\
|
|
Right there😂
Is anyone else feeling genuinely sorry for puppet Snape?
ME 😢
Not me hehehe..... I’m such a horrible person lol 😂
Maybe
Emmie yes I do he was just trying to punish them
Yeah
but for real... why was harry in snape's bedroom
And that gentlemen is the million dollar question !
Does he even have one? XD
+GonandKillua so they had to carry him to his bedroom?
oh dear
+Penelope Willows
and you know what they did in there **wiggles eyebrows**
"Dear Diary, today harry showed me the middle finger."
**littarly have no fingers**
**breath in**
*_BOI_* 🤚
That's why it was so disrepectful!
He literally grew a finger to show his hatred of Snape!
Bro if an actual teacher wrote about their student giving them the middle finger that would be pretty sad.
"...She asked me to die"
"My mom was awesome!" XD
RIP snape's button lik if u cri evrytiem
hahaha
aye cru ebrytim
RIP this guy's spelling and grammar. Like if you cry every time.
He misspelled it on porpouse
. FootballPhysics Yeah dumbass
"Is it a young adult vampire romance novel?"
*silence*
*screen goes black*
*video comes back and Ron is in the corner*
XD that's right you deserve the corner for that comment
Kingdom of Narnia love your name
It said 10 seconds later kinda like SpongeBob
Kingdom of Narnia Ten seconds later
D Boi's Girl is that yoongi in ur pic I love bts Jin is my bias
Lol I thought he got a little *hard*
Nobody...
Nobody...
NO BODY
Hermione: I know a thing or two about books, its a book!
Ron: Wow! Shall we read it?
Harry: I got a better idea! Lets read it!
It's been 11 years, did he find the lost button?
I just want to know...
'' I know a thing or 2 about books and thats a book.''
c2
what else is new,fatty?
Elliott Bowen haha
“I like buttons!”
“I asked her to dance. She asked me to die.”
*Mood*
Poor Snape was so distraught about Harry stealing his diary that he wasn't even angry about them calling him "Snape" instead of "Professor" or "Sir"!
"I asked her to dance... She asked me to die." That made me so sad. Snape, man.... He's an artist.
"would that i could Lilly, would that i could..."
jonny boy
"My mum was awesome!"
171QA lol u ruined it :|
Don't you mean Harry ruined it? XD
lol ya XD
I....am....S----
That was a good try Ron.
"I'm HuNgRy"
"What's new f a t t y"
I still remember writing this....
I forced my Mum to watch this video. This is what happened..
Dumbledore: I'm very disappointed in you Harry.
My Mum: Isn't everybody disappointed in Harry?
I just rethought my whole life.
Lol
Are you british
Something, just something inside of me, thinks this is fake
Lmao
WHAT WHY???
Snape:Will u dance with me?
Lily:Will u die?
Harry: MY MOM WAS AWESOME!!!!!
XD XD XD
Nice.
Adrianna Hiller my name is Lily
XD
Oh jeez... XD
0:49 anytime I ask for food in my household
Ron: I’m hungry
Harry: whats new fatty?
😂😂😂😂😂
I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT "HIM AND HIS ORANGE FRIEND" MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD AH
"THE ORANGE ONE" I CANNOT BREATH E
Ikr? I think I died!
Same😂
+bella s same
Same lol
Ron: I hope you find your button
Snape: So do I orange one, so do I
Ron: (faintly) I like buttons!
DED!!! XD
100th like ;)
Snape:I asked her to dance,she asked me to die
Harry:MY MOM WAS AWESOME!
“ you already took my money Harry “
I felt that 😔
I asked her to dance, she asked me to die.
Rip Alan Rickman
why must you hurt me in this way...
I feel bad for Alan Rickman
Hermione knows a thing about books. She says that’s a book
She’s right, I think. I’ll go look in a library book and figure it out.
Oh idk... I think it was a giraffe
@@pjpollable I thought it was a couch
"Today, while in the bathtub..."
"EW"
Always gets me.
Snivellus: I ate oatmeal in the morning. It was cold and watery I thought of my mother. I cried
Ron:I’m hungry.
Harry:What else is new FaTtY?
"Snape! Ron stole your diary!"
"Wwwhhhaaaaatttt! You didn't read it did you?"
"Oh he read it alright. He read it all"
"This is unacceptable!"
"I like the story about the button Snape"
"You, you did?"
"It made me sad, thinking of that little button, lost and alone. I hope you find your button Snape"
"So do I orange one, so do I..."
"I like buttons!"
poppy the pop I read this as they were saying it :)
Orange one 😂😂
Snape’s diary is actually “My Immortal”
I mean he wants to die. That’s basically what he’s saying.
ADDSBFFGDG
HELP NO
....
snap
"I asked her to dance, she asked me to die.."
Neil oh Neil, where have thou fled
Did thy tarry too long among little hand puppets?
Did thy get bored of this art and choose to exit?
Oh how I wish you'd once again visit
I remember that Ron! Give me five!
You already took my money, Harry..
*I died*
*I DiEd*
I was at the Yule ball with Lilly Evans, I asked her dance..... She asked me to die.... Would that I could Lilly. Would that I could.
MY MOM WAS AWESOME!
+xXwinniethechloeXx when I awoke, my skin was prune like from the tepid bath water. And I was late to golf with Lucias Malfoy
+Jenna Smith MM I LIKE PRUNES
DID SOMEBODY SAY PRUNES?!
+Weeab00.Chl0e I said prunes. How did he know??
No, we're invading professor snapes privacy by reading his diary which we stole from his room
‘So do I orange one. So do I’
*I L I K E B U T T O N S*