Snape's Diary (2009) 4k Upscaled

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  • AI upscaled and reuploaded from the highest quality render. Thanks to Kevin J. James for upscaling these: kevinthejames.com
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  • @Lilly-dq5wn
    @Lilly-dq5wn 3 года назад +1789

    “I asked her to dance, she asked me to die”
    Always a classic line.

    • @m.k4447
      @m.k4447 3 года назад +101

      "Would that I could Lily...would that I could." 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @nonspiderweb
      @nonspiderweb 3 года назад +38

      @@m.k4447 my mom was awesome!

    • @shototodoroki3573
      @shototodoroki3573 3 года назад +16

      I JUST WANTED SNILY TO HAPPEN😭

    • @nonspiderweb
      @nonspiderweb 3 года назад +8

      @@shototodoroki3573 I mean, then the books wouldn't have happened soo.......

    • @shototodoroki3573
      @shototodoroki3573 3 года назад +3

      @@nonspiderweb lol yeah, but I still ship them as kids and stuff

  • @existentialistatbest7302
    @existentialistatbest7302 3 года назад +1569

    “Button, o button, o where hath thou fled? Did thee tarry too long amongst fabric and thread? Did thee roll off my bosom and cease to exist? How I wish I could follow thee into the mist...” The painful beauty of a 2000s classic 😢😂😢

    • @Diriector_Doc
      @Diriector_Doc 3 года назад +54

      Top 10 rappers Eminem was too scared to dis.

    • @MMMMatt
      @MMMMatt 3 года назад +47

      Literally poetry. No joke.

    • @m.k4447
      @m.k4447 3 года назад +20

      edgar allen poe who

    • @gracedoubleu
      @gracedoubleu 3 года назад +25

      What is a _b o s o m_ Harry?

    • @starrysky.
      @starrysky. 3 года назад +18

      Yeah, tell him, Harry

  • @sageoso
    @sageoso 3 года назад +754

    “Give me five!”
    “You already took all my money, Harry”
    This is amazing

    • @fabianmontes6816
      @fabianmontes6816 2 года назад +8

      Gets me every time!! 🤣🤣

    • @Davesytb
      @Davesytb Год назад +4

      @@fabianmontes6816 after all these years😂

    • @harleyhuther8385
      @harleyhuther8385 6 месяцев назад +1

      Did he even have any though? ( sorry Ron I know you my brother according to buzzfeed

    • @harleyhuther8385
      @harleyhuther8385 6 месяцев назад +1

      Me : I. Know they’ll / you have a same amount of likes wait THEY HAVE 665 IM LIKING THIS

  • @LucasMONeill
    @LucasMONeill 3 года назад +1165

    Snape's plea was hilarious to me as a kid, but now it's just plain relatable.

  • @Felixia33
    @Felixia33 3 года назад +352

    We thought Harry inherited his personality from James. Turns out, it was Lily's all along.

  • @mullena98
    @mullena98 Год назад +188

    Idk why Snape calling Ron “orange one” just takes me out ☠️🤣

    • @keerthanavasan0331
      @keerthanavasan0331 Год назад +3

      SAME DUDE

    • @thatbookplace2022
      @thatbookplace2022 11 месяцев назад

      True, so true...

    • @sabinanell7144
      @sabinanell7144 6 месяцев назад

      I know that tho

    • @tarniabook3076
      @tarniabook3076 2 месяца назад

      Especially considering he has five older brothers Snape also taught and who are all red heads too. Maybe he calls them all orange, maybe Ron just happens to be more orange than them.

  • @rubyc102
    @rubyc102 3 года назад +638

    This is an extended cut everyone! The original is only 5:34 minutes long, and the stuff with the coffee, Madam Pomfrey, and Filch is new

    • @piequals314
      @piequals314 3 года назад +13

      hell yes

    • @gnomeantics
      @gnomeantics 3 года назад +65

      i knew i didn't remember that bit, I thought I just had a bad memory-

    • @BigGayIncorporated
      @BigGayIncorporated 3 года назад +4

      I didn't even know that :O

    • @ObviousTrollFrom2007
      @ObviousTrollFrom2007 3 года назад +11

      This extended version was uploaded by someone else long ago. It's amazing that the guy who upscaled this chose this version!

    • @camcat26
      @camcat26 3 года назад +7

      The original was available on a different website. I forget which one, but I remember watching it over 10 years ago

  • @thepoetess8083
    @thepoetess8083 3 года назад +458

    They made Ron stand in the corner I died

  • @skeletalesy
    @skeletalesy 3 года назад +578

    "I know a thing or two about books, and that's a book!" So many good lines.

    • @Oli.V
      @Oli.V 3 года назад +23

      “Ooh, you’re good at reading Hermione” always gets me, the way he says it is just 😘👌

    • @shototodoroki3573
      @shototodoroki3573 3 года назад +9

      “I asked her to dance, she asked me to die🙂🥲😭”

  • @Swiftie_7jewel
    @Swiftie_7jewel 2 года назад +328

    “I asked her to dance. She asked me to die.” - Snape
    The most iconic sentence ever said.

  • @gooshoos
    @gooshoos Год назад +117

    Snape is a far more sympathetic character in this series than he ever was in the original Harry Potter

  • @MegsCozyCritters
    @MegsCozyCritters 3 года назад +194

    I asked her to dance.
    She asked me to die.

  • @meredithwilliams__
    @meredithwilliams__ 3 года назад +316

    Today I ate some oatmeal for my breakfast.
    This is such an underrated snape line

    • @magicfuzzyworm
      @magicfuzzyworm 2 года назад +3

      So relatable

    • @jackson2531
      @jackson2531 Год назад +12

      It was flavorless and watery. I thought of my mother. I cried.

    • @CH40T1C_TW1NKL3
      @CH40T1C_TW1NKL3 Год назад

      @@jackson2531 I thought it said it I smelled my mothers fart I crid

  • @neilcicieregaripoff7656
    @neilcicieregaripoff7656 2 года назад +120

    snape: literally fucking depressed
    harry: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA SO FUNNY

  • @spikerox4eva
    @spikerox4eva 3 года назад +276

    "I'm hungry!"
    "What else is new, fatty?!"
    Why is this a mood? XD

    • @nevermindgaming6848
      @nevermindgaming6848 2 года назад +3

      This will probably get him cancelled

    • @BSBSDerivative
      @BSBSDerivative 2 года назад +2

      I used to quote that all time and forgot where it came from

  • @user-ql1oy6nq8k
    @user-ql1oy6nq8k Год назад +78

    Takeaways from this video:
    1. We had amazing childhoods
    2. Snape was depressed and wanted to die
    3. Snape missed his parents actually
    4. Dumbledore is insane
    5. Harry, Ron, and Hermione are equally as insane

  • @elizarumm
    @elizarumm 3 года назад +182

    How do i still know this off by heart 12 years later

    • @m.k4447
      @m.k4447 3 года назад +12

      because we've all internalised Snape's diary entries 💀

    • @ObviousTrollFrom2007
      @ObviousTrollFrom2007 3 года назад +5

      I can listen to Snape's entries like a podcast any day.

    • @ItzhakEthanEskimo
      @ItzhakEthanEskimo 3 года назад

      Because you watched it a million times, deservedly

    • @vonnsawicki7308
      @vonnsawicki7308 3 года назад

      makes me feel alone

  • @Spade_Arrows
    @Spade_Arrows 2 года назад +89

    3:19
    Harry: we’re reading snape’s diary
    Dumbledore: 1 billon points to Gryffindor!

  • @spaghettigirl1133
    @spaghettigirl1133 3 года назад +122

    I QUOTE THIS TOO MUCH FRPM LIKE 9 YEARS AGO BUT... “A rat ate another rat and then that rat died from loneliness”.

  • @diorprewett4451
    @diorprewett4451 2 года назад +169

    I love the line where Ron says:
    R: “What’s a busom?”
    HP: “Err…”
    HG: “Yeah, tell him Harry!”

  • @littlepeachesasmr674
    @littlepeachesasmr674 2 года назад +121

    "I know a thing or two about books, and that's a book!"- Hermione Granger, 2021
    "Is it a young adult vampire romance novel?"- Ron Weasley, 2021
    "I've got a better idea! How about we read it?"- Harry Potter, 2021
    Ron: I literally just said that, Harry-

    • @LauraOnDuty
      @LauraOnDuty 2 года назад +12

      The original version of the video was uploaded in 2009, but good comment though. :)

  • @BroughtMeLove
    @BroughtMeLove 3 года назад +89

    “I know a thing or two about books, and that’s a book” I love that

  • @ggoddf5889
    @ggoddf5889 3 года назад +92

    CLASSIC AND MY FAVORITE ONE

  • @DaThings
    @DaThings 3 года назад +164

    Hell
    And, might I add:
    Yes.

  • @samanthaweaver5564
    @samanthaweaver5564 3 года назад +50

    "Button oh button, wherer have thow fled? Did thee tether to long between fabric and thread? Did thee fall off my bussom and scease to exist? How I wish I could follow you into the mist."
    Snape, 2010

  • @dsbmitchell
    @dsbmitchell 2 года назад +62

    My goodness... I'd almost forgotten how genius these skits are.

  • @gerbywerbs6740
    @gerbywerbs6740 2 года назад +70

    I never thought about it but all of their characters are perfectly done and it’s a true gem

  • @Mylenapony
    @Mylenapony 3 года назад +127

    With the return of Potter puppet pals, life begins to have color

  • @claireekimm
    @claireekimm 3 года назад +75

    'Is it a young adult vampire romance novel?'
    Ron 2020

  • @radioheadfan56
    @radioheadfan56 3 года назад +62

    THE RETURN OF THE KING

  • @sumanthganapathibasavapatn141
    @sumanthganapathibasavapatn141 2 года назад +28

    I asked her to dance, she asked me to die.
    *applause*

  • @adadaniels6612
    @adadaniels6612 2 года назад +14

    "I hope you find your button, snape"
    "So do I, orange one, so do I;..."

  • @confidentcringe
    @confidentcringe 3 года назад +51

    Why is this now kinda relatable- I feel sad 😞

  • @really-quite-exhausted
    @really-quite-exhausted 3 года назад +33

    I forgot about "You already took my money Harry :D"

  • @saso5096
    @saso5096 3 года назад +61

    I remember watching this when I didn't know what depression was yet! Haha... Ha

  • @crazystonecoldcrazyyk
    @crazystonecoldcrazyyk 2 года назад +10

    "I asked her to dance, she asked me to die"

  • @crazystonecoldcrazyyk
    @crazystonecoldcrazyyk 2 года назад +18

    Harry:"Give me five!"
    Ron: "You already took my money, Harry"

  • @disappearinghills
    @disappearinghills 3 года назад +21

    2:44 is the best part and no, you can’t change my mind

  • @aninsignificantravenclaw1006
    @aninsignificantravenclaw1006 2 года назад +29

    Ron:“I’m hungry”
    Harry:“What else is new fatty”
    My brother talking to me

  • @TokimoSoda
    @TokimoSoda 2 года назад +16

    Snape’s plea was hilarious to me as a kid, but now it’s just plain relatable.

  • @buddydew101
    @buddydew101 3 года назад +38

    Blessed to experience these videos as a kid ♥️ the kids nowadays will never know.

  • @jadeashmore9893
    @jadeashmore9893 3 года назад +20

    It's insane how elevated the quality is now

  • @una_10bananas
    @una_10bananas 3 года назад +10

    The tear from snapes eye at the end really makes it

  • @patrickramseyart
    @patrickramseyart 3 года назад +39

    I've always loved this one. (The extended scene cracked me up!) What a classic.

  • @mmmghool
    @mmmghool 3 года назад +13

    my favourite one. thanks so much. At first I thought the extended scene at 4:05 was something I didn't remember bc I did't know what sangria was as a kid. that was a very funny/touching bit tho, made me feel like this video has grown up with me a bit.

  • @faeriefire78
    @faeriefire78 3 года назад +17

    Still my favorite! My brother and I have quoted this to each other for years.

  • @S.F..
    @S.F.. Год назад +11

    “I invaded snapes privacy by reading his diary.”
    “But u don’t have any prunes?”
    “Nope”
    “Ugh I’m very disappointed in u”
    😂😂😂

  • @himanbam
    @himanbam 3 года назад +22

    I got dual monitors so I can watch this and the original at the same time.

  • @melaniesmith1313
    @melaniesmith1313 5 месяцев назад +2

    Just makes me feel even more sorry for Snape! 😭😭😭

  • @davidlatham6259
    @davidlatham6259 3 года назад +13

    Kids today won’t even get the “bother” reference

  • @SugoiStuck
    @SugoiStuck Год назад +5

    they had early access to alan rickman's diary

  • @americandream74
    @americandream74 2 года назад +6

    Dumbledore is disappointed that harry doesn't have prunes but he doesn't care that harry is reading Snape's diary

  • @paulamiles9559
    @paulamiles9559 Год назад +3

    " One devoured the other and then died of loneliness. I was envious "

  • @Amarianee
    @Amarianee 3 года назад +10

    Binging the upscales, commenting for RUclips algorithm 😁💜

  • @chockymilkvibes4494
    @chockymilkvibes4494 2 года назад +8

    "Is it a young adult vampire romance novel" LOL that got me cracking UP! Twilight got 3nd place after this came out. (harry potter being 2nd)

  • @indecision6326
    @indecision6326 Год назад +4

    You know you've grown up when that at which you once laughed now has you holding back tears.

  • @sloane1411
    @sloane1411 3 года назад +10

    Ron "Im hungry" harry "what else is new fatty" geez harry calm down

  • @abbyd3073
    @abbyd3073 3 года назад +7

    Didn't know that I needed this today. They always upload at the right time.

  • @user-mc9cb7yl6c
    @user-mc9cb7yl6c 3 года назад +8

    *pause*
    “Ok back to the stinky book”

  • @jbcatz5
    @jbcatz5 3 года назад +9

    “You’re good at reading Hermione”

  • @Vikram787
    @Vikram787 3 года назад +6

    Potter Puppet Pals Uploads
    ah yes, the *Return of the King*

  • @paulus6809
    @paulus6809 3 года назад +11

    Always been my favorite episode😍

  • @ashburnsdeal
    @ashburnsdeal 9 месяцев назад +4

    Again naked Dumbledore with no explanation.😂

    • @ThePBSFanboy
      @ThePBSFanboy 9 месяцев назад +1

      3:10 here you are, mr ash.

  • @CMAC02
    @CMAC02 3 года назад +18

    AND THEIR BACK! and the day after the battle of Hogwarts too.

  • @jessicakaemery
    @jessicakaemery 10 месяцев назад +3

    *I asked her to dance, she asked me to die*

  • @rexiedisbarro7433
    @rexiedisbarro7433 Год назад +3

    Normal people:disappointed that Harry stole Snape’s diary
    Dumbledore:disappointed that Harry doesn’t have any prunes

  • @CatherineLu
    @CatherineLu 3 года назад +6

    So much of this is just. Still. So. Iconic. After all this time...

  • @justtp5981
    @justtp5981 3 года назад +8

    Glad its been revamped, loved this one!

  • @brooklynnehunter6205
    @brooklynnehunter6205 3 года назад +30

    I can’t believe the same person who made these videos is now Lemon demon

  • @Eebydeeby2112
    @Eebydeeby2112 4 месяца назад +1

    “The worst she can say is no.”
    “I asked her to dance. She asked me to die.”

  • @padarrc9279
    @padarrc9279 3 года назад +7

    I'm actually tempted to get a friend and "botha" someone into unconsciousness.

  • @ellaa4558
    @ellaa4558 2 года назад +3

    This whole video is a violent flashback to middle school and I'm here for it

  • @TheAnimegirl300
    @TheAnimegirl300 3 года назад +12

    And the memories are coming back- of me my sister and my cousin watching these and just loosing it/dying of laughter, it was the best!
    lol

  • @vonnsawicki7308
    @vonnsawicki7308 3 года назад +5

    “here’s a pen that i carry with me all the times” believeable

  • @smashman57
    @smashman57 3 года назад +14

    Is it weird that I can quote every entry without flaw?

  • @TheCanderemy
    @TheCanderemy 3 года назад +1

    This is prolly my favorite one from the bunch lmao
    Thanks for reuploading these in high quality

  • @Pitbullnamedprincess69
    @Pitbullnamedprincess69 10 месяцев назад +2

    “What’s a bosom harry?”
    “Yeah, tell him harry!”
    *”ANOTHER PAGE”*

    • @MrDevilthe3th
      @MrDevilthe3th 8 месяцев назад

      Today While In The Bathtub

  • @komaldsouza6725
    @komaldsouza6725 3 года назад +3

    Heyy, thanks for upscaling and uploading!

  • @ignoremeplease
    @ignoremeplease Год назад +2

    I like to believe the button is a metaphor for his happiness.
    Over the years, it has faded. Someone who was a joyous young man full of ideas and ambition now jaded and sour, destroyed by a cruel life that had given him nothing but endless torture, mental and physical, leaving him a shell of his former self. Every tear burning into his skin like a punishment for falling under the endless pressure put on him by not only others but himself. A painful existence ripping apart his life, only for him to cover his wounds with a delicately crafted mask. He wishes for nothing but one day, one hour, one minute of joy. One minute free of suffering. A soul held together with nothing but band-aids and gum, waiting to break down any second.

  • @bennycolby9748
    @bennycolby9748 Год назад +3

    snape snape severus snape

  • @ezrabraman6437
    @ezrabraman6437 Год назад +2

    Love how much you can *tell* that the guy that made this stuff knows all the lore by heart

  • @GravityTrash
    @GravityTrash 3 года назад +7

    Virgin NFTs vs. Chad rereleasing videos in 4K

    • @gunkymcsplunky
      @gunkymcsplunky 3 года назад

      Neil. His name is Neil. You may call him the Chad Neil!

  • @michaelluna619
    @michaelluna619 3 года назад +3

    I love seeing these again!

  • @Junoisverysleepy
    @Junoisverysleepy 2 месяца назад

    Over 10 years later and I’m sad to say i understand your pain now Snape puppet. I truly do 🥲

  • @keeprkyd
    @keeprkyd 6 месяцев назад +1

    Ron being referred to as Harry’s orange friend is really funny to me for some reason

  • @tgproductions97
    @tgproductions97 Год назад +4

    Ahh the internet’s weird teen years where it was still lovable. Not whatever the fuck it’s turned into in its adult years. What happened internet? You used to be cool

  • @jas_bataille
    @jas_bataille 9 месяцев назад +2

    "When I brought her home, one devoured the other and then died of loneliness. I felt envy."
    Shakespeare had nothing on the writer Puppet Pals.

  • @jacqueline8090
    @jacqueline8090 2 года назад +2

    I have to say I love this so much!! Years ago it was funny bit's funny but now I take like a year off watch it again and it likes me laugh harder and harder every time. I almost couldn't breathe just now.

  • @A_pers0n233
    @A_pers0n233 2 года назад +2

    “So do I, orange one. So do I…”

  • @DarthRushy
    @DarthRushy 3 года назад +9

    well... it's *almost* new content

    • @snubcube
      @snubcube 3 года назад +1

      there is an extra minute of content

  • @Localbisexual
    @Localbisexual Год назад +3

    Unironically this is what my diary sounds like,,,😭😭

  • @livi__little1716
    @livi__little1716 3 года назад +6

    this is everything we need right now

  • @thatbookplace2022
    @thatbookplace2022 11 месяцев назад +2

    Snape: I asked her to dance, she asked me to die... (saddness)
    Harry: My Mum was AWESOME!!!!

  • @beancate
    @beancate 2 года назад

    you dont know how much i love these

  • @MissKilljoy
    @MissKilljoy 2 года назад +2

    I love this series so much, and the HD makes it even more awesome! Wouldn't it be funny if there were new episodes...please...

  • @bloopmooop200
    @bloopmooop200 7 месяцев назад +1

    Snape: tells a traumatizing story
    Harry: "i remember that Ron, give me five!"

  • @bell-ce9ql
    @bell-ce9ql 3 года назад +4

    Poor severus snape know how he feel can't have a dairy people read it

  • @HotDawgLlama
    @HotDawgLlama Год назад +1

    "Oh look, another page."
    'Today while in the bathtub...'
    "EEEEWWWW!!!"

  • @Barnabyplush
    @Barnabyplush Месяц назад +2

    "Harry showed me his middle finger"🤯

  • @jack_bunny27
    @jack_bunny27 2 года назад +3

    Dude if this was really Snape's life on a daily basis no wonder he's a f****** b**** to everyone. I mean the kids are a little unrealistic but I feel like this is how his life goes