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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
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    Created by Neil Cicierega, Emmy Cicierega, Alora Lanzillotta, Ming Doyle. Special guest puppeteer/foot: Benjamin Cicierega.

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  • @kookie324
    @kookie324 7 лет назад +591

    I just realized Snape was smiling...
    Now I know he's drunk

  • @gjones9282
    @gjones9282 5 лет назад +4502

    This is basically snape and Dumbledore’s relationship:
    Snape: **something dark**
    Dumbledore: **says something almost completely unrelated but ridiculous**

    • @drawingwithpancakes8876
      @drawingwithpancakes8876 5 лет назад +65

      The Real Richard Goranski you mean *RiDiKuLuS*

    • @CookieStars18
      @CookieStars18 5 лет назад +11

      My cosin is almost both but he is like ron

    • @kyzola569
      @kyzola569 5 лет назад +18

      rich set a fire and he burned down the house

    • @arpodyssey7913
      @arpodyssey7913 5 лет назад +5

      The Real Richard Goranski you misspelled riddikulus

    • @amiplays5402
      @amiplays5402 5 лет назад +3

      Drawing With Pancakes 887 THE PUNS ARE TAKING OVER!

  • @ryliemiller210
    @ryliemiller210 5 лет назад +2979

    snape: *drunk* wow, its my birthday? i didnt get my self anything. oh nooooooo
    that is like, kinda a mood

  • @mati1618
    @mati1618 3 года назад +611

    "look over there, it's Cedric Driggori, he's so hot right now" lmao best part

  • @emmett1883
    @emmett1883 8 лет назад +7328

    "Au revoir, little biscuit" is my new goodbye.

  • @chxrrybabyy
    @chxrrybabyy 6 лет назад +1197

    "I'm trying out for the lead part of Annie, wish me luck."
    *Don't tell me what to wish Ron*

  • @followthewizard359
    @followthewizard359 7 лет назад +947

    It was my younger sister's 15th birthday in September... and I copied the entirety of Dumbledore's birthday song onto her card.
    Truly I am the best sister.

    • @maygreen5653
      @maygreen5653 7 лет назад +4

      FollowTheWizard I did that too for my best friend!

    • @ArthurTRead
      @ArthurTRead 7 лет назад +18

      On my birthday last year, when all of my friends arrived at school they actually walked in circles around me and sung the song to go with it (they just said girl instead of boy), they didn't care that people called them weird, they thought it was hilarious

    • @followthewizard359
      @followthewizard359 7 лет назад +6

      +Ouran-After-High That's a GREAT idea!

    • @ArthurTRead
      @ArthurTRead 7 лет назад +5

      Thanks, I didn't actually plan for them to do that, they did it as a surprise, they did hint at me a few days before that they would do it but I didn't think they were serious, a great birthday present none-the-less

    • @chronotalefrisk4032
      @chronotalefrisk4032 7 лет назад +7

      FollowTheWizard
      #OlderSisterGoals.

  • @thing_pottah11
    @thing_pottah11 2 года назад +329

    I've been watching this for years. Hagrid saying "got him a dead pig" always kills me.
    Also Snape saying "it's just a cake"🤣😂 omg I love it

    • @felixlee9645
      @felixlee9645 Год назад

      My teacher shaming me for rick rolling & running away from another teacher who was trying to tell me that she's retiring:
      oh, felix!
      Shame on you!
      she just wanted to say "I'm retiring" and you rickrolled her!
      Shame on you!

    • @vanessahanson9491
      @vanessahanson9491 Год назад

      You could hear hagrid say that?I could hardly tell what he said

    • @piercelindenberg8156
      @piercelindenberg8156 4 месяца назад

      A dead pig? Dudley!

  • @thegentleman5409
    @thegentleman5409 6 лет назад +1570

    “We’re too young for grown up water Harry”

  • @utimatedog1855
    @utimatedog1855 5 лет назад +597

    Dumbledore: I got him an enchanted yo-yo that wards away girls.
    Hagrid:I got him a DEAD PIG

  • @pawprintss9617
    @pawprintss9617 7 лет назад +2394

    Dumbledore: " so, snape, did you bring a present? "
    Snape: " what about the gift of.. education.. of.. wisdom?"
    Dumbledore: " well I got him an enchanted yo-yo that wards away girls! "
    Hagrid: "got 'em a dead pig "
    I died of laughter 😂

    • @gaelismorgan5747
      @gaelismorgan5747 7 лет назад +29

      thank you I didn´t understood what he said😶😅😂

    • @emmamarie3169
      @emmamarie3169 6 лет назад +1

      Brianna Pawprints same here XD

    • @nibblessweet
      @nibblessweet 6 лет назад +6

      Ron:
      Whats a bday party?
      Harry: shut up you d umbo

    • @Wikplay
      @Wikplay 6 лет назад +1

      Dumbledore: and what did YOU get him WikPlay?" Me:...........DumbleDores Privates" DumbleDore:..WAIT WHAT!? MY PRIVATES?! * pulls down his pants and his privates are gone * AAAAAAAAAH YOU SON OF A ****T!" beeeeeeeeeep........Technical Dificulties.......T_T

    • @fridericusrex7042
      @fridericusrex7042 6 лет назад

      Paw Printss explains why hermione went away from nevile

  • @olgranew
    @olgranew 3 года назад +392

    “and now, the cake is tainted. literally tainted.” this series is so much funnier when you’re older and understand the jokes

    • @phoenixedge7
      @phoenixedge7 7 месяцев назад

      Omg yes

    • @fatassval
      @fatassval 28 дней назад

      THIS, I came back after 7 years haha

    • @thejorgieverse15
      @thejorgieverse15 27 дней назад

      I wish I could see
      Blind problems 😂

  • @lilhoneybee1360
    @lilhoneybee1360 9 лет назад +2222

    "Can I have your attention please"
    "YOU CAN HAVE MY FIST IN YOUR FACE! I'm sorry Dumbledore, go on" this was literally my childhood. :)

    • @ILoveHorses1427
      @ILoveHorses1427 9 лет назад +9

      LOL that's one of the best bits :)

    • @joshuabarosin779
      @joshuabarosin779 9 лет назад +7

      Well in that case nevell self destruct what the f boom

    • @carolines3381
      @carolines3381 9 лет назад +1

      Will the real slim shady please stand up?

    • @carolines3381
      @carolines3381 9 лет назад +1

      You have never heard the song "the real slim shady" by eminem? HAVE YOU EVEN LIVED?

    • @ventriloquistgirl1317
      @ventriloquistgirl1317 9 лет назад +2

      Caroline S Not everyone likes the same kinds of music. I have never even heard of it and I WRITE songs

  • @daramadson8626
    @daramadson8626 7 лет назад +3576

    I liked how when it showed snape Hagrid and Dumbledore you just hear Harry say in the background "I don't care about your grandmother I'm Harry Potter!" I laughed harder than I should have

    • @daramadson8626
      @daramadson8626 7 лет назад +119

      OMG and the " I'm going to crap a castle if I have to endure any more lameness" I can't even right now 😂

    • @wiggy_jiggy_jed
      @wiggy_jiggy_jed 7 лет назад +89

      Dara Bear I laughed really hard when Neville was like "You think I'm lame?" and Harry goes "Uh, yeah." Then Neville lets out a shocked gasp and is like "BUT MY GRANDMOTHER-"

    • @alyxwold4974
      @alyxwold4974 7 лет назад +107

      Neville "we're almost half way there"
      Harry potter "FUCK"

    • @sharonrobinson7026
      @sharonrobinson7026 7 лет назад +1

      Dara Bear XD

    • @Alex-rv6sq
      @Alex-rv6sq 6 лет назад +1

      Dara Bear me too

  • @punkpuppyluv
    @punkpuppyluv 5 лет назад +2611

    Ron: "you smell weird Snape."
    Drunk Snape: "well you smell great."

    • @lolag6757
      @lolag6757 5 лет назад +42

      Tiyana Kleymann also drunk snape: it’s my birthday?! i forgot to get myself something oh noooo

    • @thatoneravenclaw0081
      @thatoneravenclaw0081 5 лет назад +8

      Flashes back to that one awkward scene in Divergent*

    • @slytherinmember1009
      @slytherinmember1009 5 лет назад +4

      😁😂

    • @thaliahallows76
      @thaliahallows76 5 лет назад +4

      How do we know he's drunk

    • @blayeg8716
      @blayeg8716 4 года назад +2

      Thalia Hallows watch the whole video

  • @totallynotaaron6907
    @totallynotaaron6907 3 года назад +199

    "Hello giys, are you having fun?"
    "No, im having dark disturbing thoughts that i dont lile to talk about"

  • @graceannechristobel
    @graceannechristobel 4 года назад +3343

    "oh no harry we too young to drink GrOwn uP wAtEr"
    neville was perfect in this

  • @daniellipko710
    @daniellipko710 4 года назад +2023

    “I once saw a cat give birth!”
    “I still keep my placenta in the shack”
    Snape is somehow the most sane person there

    • @satoritendou7612
      @satoritendou7612 3 года назад +18

      Also Dumbledore: ChILdReN eAtInD CAKe InSIDe ThIeR MoUtHhhHhHSS

    • @x9989
      @x9989 3 года назад +112

      Snape is still the sanest drunk but I laughed when he didn't get anything for Neville but says: "Its my birthday?" "Oh nooo I didnt get myself anything"

    • @stephenmccabe3479
      @stephenmccabe3479 3 года назад +4

      Yea haha

    • @stephenmccabe3479
      @stephenmccabe3479 3 года назад +38

      And also Snape: ohhhh it’s my birthday? Oh no! I didn’t get myself anything...! (After Neville explodes) yummmmmm *eats nevilles squash gutz*

    • @xxhoneysucklexx1545
      @xxhoneysucklexx1545 3 года назад +18

      Mcgonnagall is cat.......

  • @pointynoodle
    @pointynoodle 5 лет назад +561

    "Wish me luck!"
    "Don't tell me what to wish, Ron"

  • @jamiem8345
    @jamiem8345 2 года назад +196

    Maddest respect for the person who painted the sole of their foot for this. Hope the one who did the painting is still alive with all their teeth intact.

    • @felixlee9645
      @felixlee9645 Год назад +3

      My teacher shaming me for rick rolling & running away from another teacher who was trying to tell me that she's retiring:
      oh, felix!
      Shame on you!
      she just wanted to say "I'm retiring" and you rickrolled her!
      Shame on you!

    • @grace-fultunes
      @grace-fultunes 9 месяцев назад

      This video is 12 years old I'm pretty sure the painted food person is still alive

    • @jamiem8345
      @jamiem8345 9 месяцев назад

      I wasn't referring to age, more to the fact that , if anyone ever tried to paint my feet i'd probably kick them straight to the mood.

    • @grace-fultunes
      @grace-fultunes 9 месяцев назад

      @@jamiem8345
      OHHH my b that makes more sense. Also, same.

  • @graceblomberg6330
    @graceblomberg6330 4 года назад +5692

    I love how they had DIFFERENT SHAPED SQUASHES for Neville’s different emotions. Like... the sheer cinematic genius

  • @wakaiisedu787
    @wakaiisedu787 5 лет назад +2474

    It’s been 7 years and I still have no idea what “insane gnome posse” is

  • @errorcutenessoverload5154
    @errorcutenessoverload5154 5 лет назад +1044

    “I’m already uncomfortable” -Hermione
    Mood.

    • @taiyo7181
      @taiyo7181 5 лет назад +1

      I came over this just as the video said that. 😂

    • @dumb8050
      @dumb8050 5 лет назад

      *M E*

    • @sarahjacobs7408
      @sarahjacobs7408 5 лет назад

      Lynnsko Mouse Natsuki’s got me sad :( but Sayori’s more

    • @rainbowgunsh3331
      @rainbowgunsh3331 5 лет назад +1

      I need to bleach every thing after these comments.

  • @Drclaudiapsyd
    @Drclaudiapsyd 3 месяца назад +210

    Anyone here in 2024🎉

  • @toberkhalid7133
    @toberkhalid7133 4 года назад +2937

    Neville: said something very deep and is about to get really sad
    Harry Ron and Hermione: WaLk In CiRcLeS , WaLk In CiRcLeS,WaLk In CiRcLeS

    • @ggoddf5889
      @ggoddf5889 4 года назад +120

      i actually really love this part. its like they did care about his feelings and didnt want him to be sad. so they cheered him up

    • @rylanreads3792
      @rylanreads3792 4 года назад +97

      @@ggoddf5889 I think they just wanted him to shut up.

    • @duck5843
      @duck5843 4 года назад +53

      Neville: WoOaAaAhHhH

    • @chips1773
      @chips1773 4 года назад +6

      Time stamp

    • @ggoddf5889
      @ggoddf5889 4 года назад +13

      @@chips1773 just watch the video its literally in the first 3 minutes

  • @salmaosama7867
    @salmaosama7867 5 лет назад +747

    WHY IS DUMBLEDORE ALWAYS NAKED
    *WHY IS DUMBLEDORE ALWAYS NAKED*

    • @albusdumbledore9861
      @albusdumbledore9861 4 года назад +52

      Because Im sexy

    • @chips1773
      @chips1773 4 года назад +13

      Aren’t you dead?

    • @albusdumbledore9861
      @albusdumbledore9861 4 года назад +22

      @@chips1773 I am not dead, or alive

    • @washedblue
      @washedblue 4 года назад +13

      because it's canon? haven't you seen the movies or read the books??

    • @salmaosama7867
      @salmaosama7867 4 года назад +11

      @@albusdumbledore9861 you're not dead, you're Albus Dumbledore,

  • @user-by4ts7qy2y
    @user-by4ts7qy2y 4 года назад +1418

    “pretty sure that’s everybody”
    *cries in slytherin*

    • @Sydney0421
      @Sydney0421 3 года назад +39

      im a ravenclaw so I was like sarcastically offended then Slytherin got left out and I was like oh I feel bad for Slytherins now

    • @Dsheehan929
      @Dsheehan929 3 года назад +13

      @@Sydney0421 fellow slytherin here and I cried

    • @satoritendou7612
      @satoritendou7612 3 года назад +19

      if they had Slytherin it should be like this:
      Dumbledore: Slytherin!
      Harry: Chicken Wing!

    • @darando.6597
      @darando.6597 3 года назад +3

      Yes. I am totesalutely a slitheryn. Totally not gryffindor. No. No no no no no. Not a chance.

    • @jeanettejohnson2106
      @jeanettejohnson2106 3 года назад +1

      But fr

  • @KiraRegan
    @KiraRegan Год назад +85

    It’s been ten years and I only just noticed Hagrid passed out on the floor at 5:33. God I love these videos

  • @gamingoose5033
    @gamingoose5033 4 года назад +1612

    “He just wanted to be your friend, and you exploded him.”
    - Dumbledore 2011

  • @randomismyname3092
    @randomismyname3092 5 лет назад +716

    "I need to stop taking 3 hour naps"
    ME

    • @maples_wonderland
      @maples_wonderland 4 года назад +2

      Random is my name same except my naps are 9 hours and during nighttime

  • @jade9938
    @jade9938 5 лет назад +3568

    Harry described my life "I'm having dark disturbing thoughts that I don't like to talk about"

  • @lunarmoon1948
    @lunarmoon1948 Год назад +59

    Neville: "look how beautiful my cake is."
    Everyone: "OOOOOOOO"
    Snape: "ItS jUsT a Cake!!??"
    I can't 😂

  • @saggittarius_at_best998
    @saggittarius_at_best998 5 лет назад +435

    "Hey, look I found a door - *LeTs LeAvE tHrOuGh It* "

    • @Jon92254
      @Jon92254 4 года назад +5

      @@shed7694 goddamn it

  • @Gator-soup
    @Gator-soup 4 года назад +633

    Neville: Neville self destruct.
    Drunk Snape: ohno

  • @beetlepimp8966
    @beetlepimp8966 5 лет назад +330

    ‘Cedric diggere he so hot right know and look there’s Ron, small world’ 😂

  • @dannysanchez251
    @dannysanchez251 3 года назад +65

    Are you having fun?
    "No, I'm having dark disturbing thoughts I don't like to talk about "
    Felt that.

  • @lesliebilbro5621
    @lesliebilbro5621 5 лет назад +593

    Best song award goes to Dumbledore.
    Also,
    *Neville explodes*
    Drunk Snape: " Oh no..."

    • @JM-fv5dp
      @JM-fv5dp 4 года назад +2

      drunk snape: *lowkey happy*

  • @arielnewton7891
    @arielnewton7891 6 лет назад +515

    "Cake? Maybe this party doesn't have to suck." I am literally harry

  • @natalie-yc3uq
    @natalie-yc3uq 6 лет назад +221

    Neville: Oh hi Hermione
    Hermione: *slides out of frame*

    • @gaurav_bora_
      @gaurav_bora_ 5 лет назад +2

      That was a subtle burn. Lolamaaooo

  • @Heheimabear
    @Heheimabear 2 года назад +52

    I just laughed WAY too hard at "I found a door. Let's leave through it!"

    • @hughcaldwell1034
      @hughcaldwell1034 Месяц назад

      Honestly one of my favourite lines, and practically every one in this is a gem.

  • @squiddybae906
    @squiddybae906 4 года назад +3080

    "I don't care about your grandmother, I'm Harry Potter."
    -Harry Potter, 2011
    "You smell great."
    - Snape, 2011

    • @osberswgaming
      @osberswgaming 4 года назад +65

      Au Revoir, Little Biscuit!
      - Dumbledore, 2011

    • @davidferon1478
      @davidferon1478 4 года назад +7

      Hahaha

    • @fan2fics389
      @fan2fics389 4 года назад +29

      “I got him a dead pig.”
      -Rubeus Hagrid, 2011

    • @salt8044
      @salt8044 3 года назад +18

      "I like mandatory things."
      -Hermione Granger, 2011

    • @xxXCrazy_CatXxx
      @xxXCrazy_CatXxx 3 года назад +2

      Ayyy 2011 is my birth year!!! :D

  • @livi__little1716
    @livi__little1716 5 лет назад +1289

    I love drunk Snape! Haha.
    "It's my birthday? I didn't get myself anything oh noooooo"
    * Neville explodes * "oh nuuuuuuu"

    • @slytherinmember1009
      @slytherinmember1009 5 лет назад +14

      I like his Drunk Mode He's So Funny

    • @blod9862
      @blod9862 5 лет назад +3

      Ashiya Victor
      The books would be so fun

  • @rachelleigh7027
    @rachelleigh7027 7 лет назад +211

    y i p e e f r i e n d s t h a t l i k e m e

  • @guitarsmasher420
    @guitarsmasher420 3 года назад +56

    Nobody at all:
    Hermione: “I like mandatory things”

  • @kathrynthompson230
    @kathrynthompson230 5 лет назад +425

    *GRIFFINDOR!*
    Party more!
    *HUFFLEPUFF!*
    wIzArD stUfF!
    *RAVENCLAW!*
    HELL NAW!
    *...pretty sure that’s everybody*

  • @cavespider6665
    @cavespider6665 4 года назад +757

    'Children eating cake inside their mouths'
    Best line ever

  • @unicornqueenxoxosmile8863
    @unicornqueenxoxosmile8863 5 лет назад +1980

    Are we not going to talk about the fact that Neville is a freaking squash with a face drawn on it??? 😂😂😂😂

    • @susannolte8238
      @susannolte8238 5 лет назад +14

      i know right?

    • @kindakrazyfangirl9144
      @kindakrazyfangirl9144 5 лет назад +47

      @Cricket Cosplay I guess we know how Foot Fetishes got started....

    • @audgieee6087
      @audgieee6087 5 лет назад +24

      And the fact that he has 6 fingers

    • @gial9724
      @gial9724 5 лет назад +3

      YES

    • @HHLucifer666
      @HHLucifer666 5 лет назад +12

      unicorn queen xoxo smile Cedric is literally a foot. Harry Potter has a foot fetish #confirmed

  • @devmn204
    @devmn204 3 года назад +47

    "Au revoir, little biscuit"
    It's like Gordon Ramsay complimenting.

  • @jessicaAM666
    @jessicaAM666 8 лет назад +401

    Kids, don't bully because if you do, the kid that you bully will explode and you will feel responsible for that and then you will eat the exploded bits of the kid that you bullied

    • @user.7710
      @user.7710 8 лет назад

      Jessica Martinez I'm frightened

    • @allisonpracticesdoitsuism2380
      @allisonpracticesdoitsuism2380 7 лет назад +2

      Jessica Martinez yes that's what will happen

    • @elishaso
      @elishaso 7 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @skeet9392
      @skeet9392 7 лет назад

      draco is going to eat the golden trio and half of hogwarts, great

    • @Nora-sc3wh
      @Nora-sc3wh 7 лет назад

      twentyone pilotingpanics lol

  • @firecatsat8848
    @firecatsat8848 4 года назад +338

    “And look, there’s Ron!”
    “Small world...”

  • @edithwallflower
    @edithwallflower 6 лет назад +185

    I love how awkward Snape is 😂

  • @emmapotter7562
    @emmapotter7562 3 года назад +170

    "griffindor!" "party more!"
    "hufflepuff!" "wizard stuff!"
    "ravenclaw!" "hell nah!"
    "pretty sure that's everybody!"
    slytherin: 👁️💧👄💧👁️👍

    • @cheetos2620
      @cheetos2620 3 года назад +1

      Yeah

    • @Wildtooth-mg9sl
      @Wildtooth-mg9sl 3 года назад +8

      No there more like this 🖕🏽👁👄👁🖕🏽

    • @ThisUserIsNoLongerAvailable
      @ThisUserIsNoLongerAvailable Год назад +2

      They could've gone with "Slytherin! Let's sing again!"

    • @pinkpanda3019
      @pinkpanda3019 Год назад

      @@ThisUserIsNoLongerAvailable I think "pretty sure that's everyone." Is funnier

  • @laurab2153
    @laurab2153 6 лет назад +1253

    +Are you having fun?
    -I’m having dark disturbing thoughts that I don’t want to talk about
    Me at any social event

  • @duckislord7187
    @duckislord7187 4 года назад +275

    I turned the captions on... When Dumbledore mispronounced "Neville Longbottom", it said "never lunch button".

  • @daniellep7481
    @daniellep7481 7 лет назад +724

    Harry: "alright where's all the wizard boozes"
    Neville: "we're to young for grown up water Harry my grandmother..."
    Harry:"I don't care about your grandmother I'm HARRY POTTER."
    I'M DEAD!!!😂😂😂

    • @ashtin3709
      @ashtin3709 7 лет назад +9

      Grown-up water *dying*

    • @lauren_yuhz
      @lauren_yuhz 6 лет назад +9

      What made me laugh so hard was because he was talking in the background xD

    • @kikiriley3015
      @kikiriley3015 6 лет назад +3

      It's your girl Danielle OH MY GOD YES AHAHAHAHA

    • @whitefox1274
      @whitefox1274 6 лет назад +1

      It's your girl Danielle im dead

  • @Dave2801epic
    @Dave2801epic 3 года назад +50

    Ron: Wish me luck
    Harry: Don’t tell me what to wish Ron

  • @gaurangiyadav1154
    @gaurangiyadav1154 8 лет назад +2300

    Dumbledore:Gryffindor!
    Students:Party more!
    Dumbledore:Hufflepuff!
    Students:Wizard stuff!
    Dumbledore:Ravenclaw!
    Students:Hell naw!
    Dumbledore:Pretty sure that's everybody!
    Draco:MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!!!!

    • @lyndahext1553
      @lyndahext1553 8 лет назад +9

      where did you get that from my father will hear about this

    • @Laz-Kay
      @Laz-Kay 8 лет назад +20

      +Lynda Hext it's a quote from the movie m8

    • @madelinestead6337
      @madelinestead6337 8 лет назад +21

      No it's "Wait until my father hears about this"

    • @riverbell498
      @riverbell498 8 лет назад +14

      Slytherin! F**k it then!!!!!

    • @bryn5238
      @bryn5238 8 лет назад +31

      You don't have a Harry Potter reference without "my father will hear about this!"

  • @lessthan3bug
    @lessthan3bug 6 лет назад +434

    we're too young for grown-up water

  • @kaylaventura3139
    @kaylaventura3139 9 лет назад +202

    "I didn't get myself anything, oh nooooooooooooooooo!"
    - Snape
    XD

  • @devmn204
    @devmn204 3 года назад +46

    No one gonna talk about how Neville was spinning around in 3:20? No? Ok.

  • @cinnamolee
    @cinnamolee 5 лет назад +884

    The way Dumbledore is singing a song and forgets Slytherin😭😂😂

    • @misslady2639
      @misslady2639 5 лет назад +13

      yeah I know :( Slytherin is my favorite house

    • @leymons1236
      @leymons1236 5 лет назад +15

      NOOOOOOOOOOOO (im in slytherin)

    • @leymons1236
      @leymons1236 5 лет назад +1

      ;-;

    • @1amelieeeee823
      @1amelieeeee823 5 лет назад +5

      I wish dumbledore included slytherin

    • @danilocordova2794
      @danilocordova2794 5 лет назад +6

      Now I feel bad for slytherin tho I’m a griffindor

  • @LickMyMusketBallsYankee
    @LickMyMusketBallsYankee 7 лет назад +304

    "Its my birthdayyy?... i didn't get myself anything..." 😂

  • @ivanovitchentertainment6987
    @ivanovitchentertainment6987 5 лет назад +143

    "Even I look down on you... me..."
    -Ron 😂😂😂

  • @kylid3627
    @kylid3627 3 года назад +44

    “look over there, it’s cedric diggory he’s so hot right now”
    “i got him an enchanted yo-yo to ward away all the girls” 💀💀💀💀

  • @im_so_tired3614
    @im_so_tired3614 6 лет назад +367

    4:33
    Snape: It's ma~ birthday???
    Snape: I didn't get myself anything, oh nooooo~

  • @onoono8632
    @onoono8632 7 лет назад +155

    neville: hello hermione
    hermione: *runs away*
    me when i try to talk to people

    • @nightmaredemonwolf3596
      @nightmaredemonwolf3596 6 лет назад

      Panic! At the Green Fallout Chemical Piløts, totally

    • @rain-wk5qy
      @rain-wk5qy 6 лет назад +1

      Panic! At the Green Fallout Chemical Piløts YOUR PROFILE PICTURE

    • @lionedurgin3812
      @lionedurgin3812 6 лет назад

      Please take a screenshot of your username and never delete it. Look back on it in 3 years. You’ll thank me.

  • @hyerimji4400
    @hyerimji4400 5 лет назад +415

    Neville:let's play walk in circles around the birthday boy
    Harry: That's lame
    Neville: *is about to have a sad flashback*
    Harry Ron and Hermione: WALK IN CIRCLES AROUND THE BIRTHDAY BOY

  • @clownzinaround12
    @clownzinaround12 2 года назад +72

    5:21
    just how Snape says "oh nooo" is making me die of laughter

  • @Lisa-kd3uh
    @Lisa-kd3uh 5 лет назад +509

    ‘Right, where’s the wizard booze?’
    ‘Oh no, we can’t drink adult water!’

    • @sharkie9975
      @sharkie9975 5 лет назад +26

      My grandmother..
      I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR GRANDMOTHER IM HARRY POTTER

    • @cavespider6665
      @cavespider6665 4 года назад +5

      Why do we celebrate birthdays?

  • @sugarfreeskull3008
    @sugarfreeskull3008 7 лет назад +259

    WALK IN CIRCLES,
    WALK IN CIRCLES,
    WALK IN CIRCLES AROUND THE BIRTHDAY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @insertrandomnamehere3746
    @insertrandomnamehere3746 5 лет назад +393

    Dumbledore:may I have ur attention please. Harry:u can have my FIST in ur FACE I'm sorry Dumbledore GO ON

  • @Sahas7
    @Sahas7 3 года назад +45

    Snape- its my birthday?
    Harry- Wait this is the cake we're supposed to be putting in our mouths!!
    Snape- I didn't get myself anything, oh noo..
    🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @hannahwilson9210
    @hannahwilson9210 7 лет назад +133

    "And look there's Ron!"
    "Wow he's here too? Small world!"

  • @cnsgaming7913
    @cnsgaming7913 7 лет назад +165

    never bully someone so much because if you do they'll explode and you'll start eating them because they're a butternut squash

  • @hollydoes.
    @hollydoes. 4 года назад +1783

    Every line in this could be a meme

  • @guytheguy18
    @guytheguy18 3 года назад +12

    After all these years I just noticed Hargrid is passed out at 5:32

  • @cindymcgee3306
    @cindymcgee3306 5 лет назад +208

    *"Au revoir little biscuits"* -Dumbledore 2011

    • @ammuyyyg
      @ammuyyyg 4 года назад +2

      YAS queen/king :)

  • @andershelling
    @andershelling 5 лет назад +467

    2:36
    “Well I got him an enchanted yo-yo that wards away girls”
    “I got him a dead pig”

    • @AlexTheCrayChick
      @AlexTheCrayChick 5 лет назад +4

      hagrid actually said words?? i thought he was speaking gibberish

  • @ambrosia7483
    @ambrosia7483 5 лет назад +343

    Neville:"it's what's on the inside that counts."
    Harry:" delicacy"

    • @gail-6755
      @gail-6755 5 лет назад +8

      I was dying when watching that part 😂🤣😂🤣😅😇😅🤣🤪😜

  • @anasofiaoterodossantos5430
    @anasofiaoterodossantos5430 3 года назад +23

    5:06 "Nobody likes you"
    Me: *laughs in neville simp*

  • @istleyouraircatcherandimnt1564
    @istleyouraircatcherandimnt1564 7 лет назад +630

    Dumbledore: May I have your attention please?
    Harry: YOU CAN HAVE MY FIST IN YOUR FACE! I'm sorry Dumbledore go on. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @turtles9056
      @turtles9056 7 лет назад

      Lol

    • @PolyBiBadger
      @PolyBiBadger 7 лет назад +5

      IStøleYourAirCatcherAndImNøtGivingItBack Dumbledore: I have exciting news.
      Trio: Yay! Exciting news!

    • @fireflake6877
      @fireflake6877 6 лет назад

      IStøleYourAirCatcherAndImNøtGivingItBack that's me to my teachers after I get pissed of by students

    • @cheese_whiz_6665
      @cheese_whiz_6665 6 лет назад

      Yea im slytherin on Pottemore

    • @1naddie
      @1naddie 6 лет назад

      Haha

  • @supergirlkaavya5435
    @supergirlkaavya5435 4 года назад +690

    Snape: Its my birthday?
    Harry: Is this the cake we are supposed to put in our mouths?
    Snape: I didnt get myself anything! Oh no!

  • @laurakelly8900
    @laurakelly8900 4 года назад +3008

    “Where’s the wizard booze?”
    “Oh no Harry we’re to young for grownup water. My grandmother-“
    “I DON’T CARE WHAT YOUR GRANDMOTHER SAYS I’M HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!”

  • @TimberedHarborHero
    @TimberedHarborHero 3 года назад +21

    Pretty sure that's everybody
    Slytherin: why are we still here just to suffer

  • @jacobplays9193
    @jacobplays9193 4 года назад +770

    Neville is dead on the floor in chunks.
    Everyone casually becoming cannibals.

    • @Erin-yw6sv
      @Erin-yw6sv 3 года назад +38

      Well if Nevil is a squash and Harry and everyone else are puppets its technically not being cannibal. . . . .

    • @thechickenlord4000
      @thechickenlord4000 3 года назад +4

      @@Erin-yw6sv That's what I was thinking.

    • @thespiritqueen983
      @thespiritqueen983 3 года назад +3

      He’s a squash though. Oh wait, someone already said that. I’m still posting this.

    • @rebeccataylor3223
      @rebeccataylor3223 Год назад +2

      It’s ok it’s what’s on the inside that counts 😌😌

    • @Kyranyoutubevids
      @Kyranyoutubevids 5 месяцев назад

      They’re eating neville! And then they’re going to eat me!
      *OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!*

  • @kaylaspapa
    @kaylaspapa 6 лет назад +364

    Drunk Snape: wow! It's my birthday? I didnt get my self anything. Oh nooooooo!

  • @jaycee8624
    @jaycee8624 6 лет назад +401

    "We mark the dates of our own violent exiles from the warmth of the womb to the *cold* of life."

  • @abbyyates9533
    @abbyyates9533 3 года назад +11

    “au revoir little biscuit”
    -Albus Dumbledore, 2010

  • @discatded
    @discatded 6 лет назад +311

    I once saw a cat give birth!
    -Dumbledor
    I like mandatory things.
    -Hermione
    Hermione: And look, there's Ron!
    Harry: Wow, he's here too? Small world.
    Ron: *walks slowly in a circle*
    Even I like cake in moderation.
    -Hermione

    • @noodleperson
      @noodleperson 5 лет назад +3

      I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR GRANDMOTHER IM HARRY POTTER
      -Harry Potter

    • @beebaker4047
      @beebaker4047 5 лет назад

      Best quotes of the world 🤣😂🤣

    • @unicornqueenxoxosmile8863
      @unicornqueenxoxosmile8863 5 лет назад +1

      Au revoir little biscuit
      -Dumbledore
      *Has stroke and dies of laughter*
      -Me 😂

  • @hui7248
    @hui7248 6 лет назад +446

    Dumbledore: "Did you bring a present?"
    Snape: "What about the gift of education?"

  • @sofyreneko9104
    @sofyreneko9104 4 года назад +389

    “i refuse”
    “i love walking circles, i used to play it with my parents... before...”
    *“walking circles, walking circles, walking circles around the birthday boi :DD!!”*

  • @hoobananaz
    @hoobananaz Год назад +10

    This truly is one of my favorite videos!
    The way Neville says “Hello Hermione” and she just silently slips away.
    “I’m already uncomfortable.”
    Hagrid is given a weird grandpa voice.
    Snape “From the warmth of womb, to the cold of life.”
    Harry being heard offscreen.
    Neville changing squash.
    The fact that even though they despise (and kill….and eat…) Neville, that they still play “Walk in Circles” with him.
    Cedric as a foot!!!!!😂
    It’s puppetry and YouTubing genius!
    Naked Dumbledore with that sound he makes.
    “Prettysurethatseverybody”

  • @keithdeaton9750
    @keithdeaton9750 7 лет назад +236

    Snape: it's just a cake.
    Lol laughed so hard

  • @intangerbline3683
    @intangerbline3683 5 лет назад +537

    "I like mandatory things."
    "Even I enjoy cake in moderation."

    • @Rodanguirus
      @Rodanguirus 4 года назад +18

      Hermione has some underrated lines in this one.

    • @VeraEdelman
      @VeraEdelman 4 года назад +1

      "I guess I feel a little bad."

    • @ericzubyk2329
      @ericzubyk2329 4 года назад

      I've got out of mandatory things before.

  • @addybettis8560
    @addybettis8560 6 лет назад +292

    Just realized Neville can’t have a birthday at Hogwarts 😂 his birthday is the 30th of July 😂

    • @helenam00n
      @helenam00n 5 лет назад +14

      Hilarious puppet hijinks > hp accuracy

    • @luna-xb1zs
      @luna-xb1zs 5 лет назад

      yeah

    • @_mrpw_9167
      @_mrpw_9167 5 лет назад +6

      His birthday is one day before mine😁
      My birthday is the same as Harry Potter himself and the author (July 31)

    • @arayalarkin-michalchuk8861
      @arayalarkin-michalchuk8861 5 лет назад

      Addy Bettis love the fact

    • @meghnalekshman4137
      @meghnalekshman4137 5 лет назад +1

      It's been years and now you tell us this?! Bosh!

  • @thefancygentleman3402
    @thefancygentleman3402 8 месяцев назад +7

    A literal child explodes Snape: 🥴 oh no 😅

  • @imboredhelpyt4036
    @imboredhelpyt4036 4 года назад +793

    I never realized how drunk snap was:
    “You smell great”
    “Iz ma birthday”
    “I didn’t get myself anything oh nooooo”
    “Oh nooo”

    • @modernmajorgeneral3662
      @modernmajorgeneral3662 3 года назад +36

      “snap”

    • @gooseboi5408
      @gooseboi5408 3 года назад +5

      @@modernmajorgeneral3662 lol

    • @gooseboi5408
      @gooseboi5408 3 года назад +1

      @@modernmajorgeneral3662 L

    • @lakeiseerie1109
      @lakeiseerie1109 3 года назад +19

      "Its just a cAaAke"

    • @malviper7205
      @malviper7205 3 года назад +15

      I don’t even realize that he was drunk in the first place until like the 10th theme watching it

  • @CherryMiyaaa
    @CherryMiyaaa 5 лет назад +800

    "What the slash fic, Neville is the worst!"
    - Harry Potter

  • @fantasan8540
    @fantasan8540 5 лет назад +201

    1:15 "Hello, Hermione"
    **Hermione has left the chat**

  • @Vesper_the_Therian
    @Vesper_the_Therian Год назад +6

    “I don’t care about your grandmother! I’m Harry Potter!
    “I once saw a cat give birth.”
    “I STILL KEEP MY PLACENTA IN A SHACK.”
    WHAT THE SWISH AND FLICK HAGRID